Thread 60743685

What /biz/ stuff would you do if you went back to being 16 again?

>>60743685 (OP)
just wait a bit until BTC becomes a thing and mine it?

>>60743695
and don't forget to sell it in 2021, never looking back

>>60743695
Not very original

Have Grandpa buy me a block of Apple instead of Tandy.

>>60743685 (OP)
I wouldn't just pick the lottery numbers, that isn't as fun. Instead I would do sports betting parlays and feel like a genius as I correctly predict everything that happens while the whole bar/watchparty looks in amazement. So much so that these sports media outlets would want me to become an analyst.

>>60743714
by 2021 you would already been a multibillionaire.
>>60743719
you didnt ask for anything original and I bet thats what most people would end up doing.
>>60743819
>I would just become a wagie
hows that more original?

My friend tried to talk me into buying bitcoin when were 16 and it was worth less than a dollar per coin. I talked him out of it and we used the money to buy weed. He later on developed schizophrenia which I’m sure neither the weed or missing out on Bitcoin helped with.

>>60743685 (OP)
tell myself to lose weight and fuck more pussy, financially speaking.

Buy BTC.
Seriously what other answer do you expect? Betting on sportsball teams winning the bowl? The butterfly effect makes that strategy too risky

>Everyone in this thread saying "BUY BITCOIN"

You could just tell him what the biggest sports upset will be and have him bet a fuck ton of money on that.
Or just tell him lotto numbers for a certain day. Why complicate shit?

>>60743685 (OP)
id buy as many 240z datsuns as I could and throw them on rice bags and cash out on them in 2020

probably also bitch slap my dad for being a pos who didnt give me money to buy clothes for 7 years and make him invest in NVDA and LVS like i originally told him too before they all went big

>>60744200
>Step on a butterfly
>Lotto number comes up different
Oops, guess you should have bought bitcoin in 2011 instead. No refunds! I'm a nocoiner and I'd still buy BTC.

>>60743685 (OP)
"Anon, no drugs, no alchool and no college. All of your money will go into a leveraged call on oil by April 2020 the proffits of which will be dumped on NVDA."

I would have also banged my highschool crush, turns out she kind of liked me for a while, I was just too much of a pussy about it

Do smart business moves and fuck the only hot chick at the school.

>>60743685 (OP)
Create Bitcoin

>>60743685 (OP)
16 again? honestly i would go to university like alot

>i would obviously become a litteral trillionare also

>>60744382
the real question is what advancement would you help with

personally i would litterly pop the dotcom bubble single handedly

and i would have a dotcom conferance where i tell people HEY HEY IM THE TRILLIONARE START MAKEING GOOD SHIT THAT HELPS PEOPLE

HEY HEY no NO ITS A BUBBLE SIR I DONT CARE IF KOWALA.COM IS VALUED AT 12million HOW ARE WE HELPING THE KOWALAS

>>60744296
You'd have the mind of an adult which means you're a pedophile. You sick fuck.

Make sure i make me forget about filmmaking and focus on getting spring insights for sales and trading gigs and study programming languages

>>60744499
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no.

Op said you become 16 again, not go back in time. You are now 16 in 2025.

Id try to get a degree for one of the upcoming ai companies and upon failing that because im a brainlet, id invest hard to take advantage of compound interest

>>60744200
The real catch is how you all think by going back in time and meeting your own self wont affect events whatsoever so sports results may differ in a significant way

>>60743685 (OP)
tell the girl that liked me in high school that I liked her

>>60744526
Trust me, it's not worth it