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https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

Previous: >>60743476

Green ID

Lots of pennyshit being shilled recently. Might need to pick up a suistack of some.

They are just going to repump the ISM dump, this actually getting insane.

Accumulate HGRAF on the OTC.

>>60745589 (OP)
>She was 17(literally) years old you sick fuck
>Meanwhile we have groomers convincing preteens they need to chop off their genitals and take permanently life altering hormones
>These two are the same thing
>Super short girl I used to know got convinced she's a dude, will forever be a tiny manlet dwarf freak now despite making this horrible decision at an age where sex didnt matter
None of these people seem truly content or happy and the trannies took advantage of that just like false prophets and pyramid mlm schemes, at least those usually only go after adults

Smg is lefty \pol now?

>>60745602
They never banged. Hitler was a stone-cold trucel.

>>60745602
>>60745606
epstein files status?

>>60745611
I dont even care it's just upsetting that some groomer out there who knew eva was 17 still went ahead and made that meme to try and damage control for their pedophilic genital mutilation cult, and for once it's not the juden, well actually it is but this isnt the board for that talk
>Who ran the berlin sex institute and why did hitler burn their books?

>>60745617
Epstein is in hell, where the rest of his children of the devil kind will join him. Hopefully sooner rather than later.

>>60745606
Smg has always been left aligned and anti-GME discussion

>>60745589 (OP)
New to the stock market. What happens if we get a rate cut? Will the market instantly pump 3-4%? Why does everyone wait for it like a christmas day?

>>60745622
Can you imagine.... The files were so close to being released. And that one victim just killed herself recently. All those years of waiting. All those years of posting on twitter, even posting that she's not suicidal. Only to die a few months earlier to them not being released even though they were supposed to. Like Epstein, who killed himself for no reason as it seems.

>>60745626
Just buy gold, now is the perfect time for it. Inflation and dollar world reserve currency status weakening signal now is a golden opportunity. Whatever u do just dont hold a huge pile of cash in a checking account cuz it will evaporate in purchasing power over the next decade

>>60745624
How new are you?

>>60745633
you're not coomcat

>>60745626
Wednesday tomorrow will see a dump, then a V shaped reversal into end of week. We'll continue pumping to new highs right up until the week of the September FOMC, get a fake rugpull for a couple of days, then we continue pumping for an extra month to extreme blow off top, followed by the beginning of the recessionary crash when more bad jobs numbers come in. During the first half of 2026, Bobina will reign supreme.

>tfw been holding TQQQ since before the tariff shit in March
Man I'm bad at this

>>60745637
Like this? Bounce off purple dotted line and then next bullrun for no reason?

>>60745637
Tomorrow will be a +.5% day and nothing else unless king orange has a hissy fit (20% risk).

>>60745648
Yep, bounce off that line again and continue pumping. The market will figure out a reason to fill the narrative gap as it goes along. In terms of the jobs numbers bullshit that has occurred, there's now uncertainty there as to what the actual numbers should be, so therefore the big institutions will just keep pumping in anticipation of more liquidity coming.

>>60745630
>>60745637
The question was more about people caring THIS much about a rate cut as if some eldorado was about to start after the announcement. Why?

>>60745665
Rate cute = DXY drop = better hold assets instead of dollars = pump it up

>>60745624
im shorting the trans rights index.

>>60745663
It's going to be news headlines like
>Futures go up as traders await a reason for it go go up

>>60745667
Note that this only holds for the first mild rate cut or two. If the Fed switches into panic rate cut mode like in the 2008 crash where they started doing 75bps cuts every month back to back, that's when the market also panics and things crash before the recession gets announced.

>>60745665
The moment the fed cuts they'll price in 10 cuts for 2025.

>>60745676
yeah but the mms already promised the bears a 10% correction so april rerun

>>60745677
nahh don will sign a order to make recessions illegal and we pump like crazy

Does /biz/ have an opinion on SNOW? Sitting in a few calls expiring in 2026 but the stock isn’t moving much. Considering selling but missed the $230 moment. Thinking it can go to $250 later this year but will have to hold through Q2 earnings and probably Q3 too.

>>60745617
The whozit files? Sorry, boss tells me to forget it, I FORGET IT. That's called being a true American Pqtriot. BOOM #WWG1WGA #LetsGoBrandon #LOCKHERUP

>>60745665
Rate cuts are inflationary, it's to allow for borrowing/printing more money.

Reason trump wants it is because we have the usa trillions of debt to refinance. If it's done at a lower rate that means usa will save money on interest payments which alone are already trillions. Higher rates higher interest payments

Problem is we are balancing on a knife's edge right now and any move could cause a disaster. Raise rates? Bubble pops. Lower rates? Hyperinflation. Nobody is doing shit and just passing the blame until the music stops so that hopefully their heads arent the ones on top of the pikes.

Ultimately we're gonna print our way out of this which means much much more inflation is coming. Brace yourself accordingly

NIGGERS N JEWS

>>60745694
its pretty cold

>>60745700
can there even be hypeinflation on a reserve currency

>>60745700
>muh inflation
Stfu already. The supply of goods and services are fine. What we lack is confidence to spend because labor market sucks ass. Lowering the rate a percentage unit or two will do jack shit to egg prices. Just stfu with these boomer Powell faggot talking points.

>>60745689
I don't think we get 10% correction now, Monday pumped too hard, erasing the downside momentum. Worst case now is we get a double bottom.

>>60745589 (OP)
thoughts on QMCO? Its probably the only quantum stock that actually has good financials. I dont understand the low market cap and price. Given the fact that there will probably many quantum hypes to come this seems like a no brainer. Am i missing something?

>>60745741
zoom out

>>60745698
I find it so funny how leftoids are only now rallying to release the epstein files when the Biden admistration had access to them for 4 fucking years. I, as a conservative am 100% fine with Trump going down with those files if he is implicated. The thing is though, Epstein was a lifelong democrat, all of his friends and aquaintances were democrats, european aristocrats and Hollywood elite types. I think a lot of you morons probably forgot that Trump too was a lifelong democrat prior to Obama. The Epstein files getting cracked open means that 99% of the client list will be people on your team and I am completely happy with any guilty republican getting exposed along the way even if that were to be Trump.

>>60745746
i dont think the frenzy sector stock buying zooms out when it happens

>>60745617
You think you have a gotcha on Hitler fans by saying Zion Don is comprised by jews? Lol

Whens the tech bubble gonna pop?

>>60745793
When people stop using tech.

I'm still holding onto my short and therefore I'm desperate for market to crash

Novo Nordisk looks very slurpable at this price point.
>>60745793
At some point (probably in a year or two) the tech companies will have to stop pumping each other up with capex, at which point their earnings will start to stagnate or even drop and the narrative of AI increasing productivity and margins will collapse. There will be a rush for the exits when the unwashed masses realize the AI productivity boom was just a mirage and there will be a dotcom style crash.

>>60745769
glad you can find some mirth. you should feel embarrassed though, perhaps contrite even, considering for years it was your team that was saying you're gonna release it all and get justice it was democrats covering it up. turns out those were all lies and trump is part of the same club. at least democrats didn't have the audacity and gall to say it was all a hoax and that everyone should just forget about it. it would have been more excusable if they did though, because they didn't use it as a campaign slogan or do serious harm to the country with insane accusations.
you will do anything to avoid cognitive dissonance or self-reflection though, and you're always trying to justify your rage with the people you hate.

>>60745793
when investment companies start dumping it because they feel the top has been reached and growth will slow down, may never happen but I wouldn't overcommit just in case

Tesla is going bankrupt.

>>60745824
>Novo Nordisk looks very slurpable at this price point.
US operations are still larger than rest of the world combined, and rest of the world is not going up, it's grim but I think 40€ is not a bad price, depends on what trump does, which is not encouraging

Are etfs a scam ? Do you need anything more than all world etf as a retirement fund? I've been throwing money in wdef and I got a 6% return in 2 months but im getting much better returns with PMCC on hood. Maybe if I open a new one with that money ill get even more returns.

>>60745827
what do you mean? I already said that I am perfectly fine with Trump going down if he is actually implicated. There is no need for self-reflection on my part because unlike you, I am completey consistent in my morals. I just wanted to remind leftists that Epstein was a lifelong democrat and all of his clients and friends were democrats or ran in the same liberal Hollywood elite circles. Also that the Biden administration has had access to those files for 4 years and were too afraid to release them even when it became clear that they couldn't beat Trump in the 2024 election.

Where were the leftists screeching about the Epstein list back in 2020-2024? I wanted to have the list released back then and I want the list released now. I remain morally consistent. You on the other hand only want the list released because of Trump and just a year ago, you were calling people like me conspiracy theorists for wanting that list released.

>>60745859
your side was screeching for four years. they're gloating over your hypocrisy for a couple weeks, suck it up, much deserved too.
and you're consistent in your morals? i suppose in your lack of them, you're incredibly bigoted and narcissistic and arrogant. you only use your "morality" to justify your anger and hatred. you lack true principles.

Why is the SPX pumping back up harder than the NDX when all of the fuckin activity according to the reports is in fuckin TECH. This is making less and less sense.

>>60745824
>lets buy this stock while it is plummeting
Wouldn't you agree it's better to wait to accumulate when chart is horizontal with slight upward movement? What's the edge in buying something which is in freefall

>>60745869
Except for them trying to fruntrun everything else "reactivitating".

>>60745870
>What's the edge in buying something which is in freefall
By the time it's clear that the bleeding has stopped and things are improving, it'll probably be too late to buy in.
>Novo Nordisk’s Wegovy weight loss drug sales soar 67% in second quarter
>https://www.cnbc.com/2025/08/06/novo-nordisk-nvo-earnings-q2-2025.html
This kind of company doesn't remain cheap for long.

>>60745868
What hypocrisy are you talking about? As I said, still want the list released and anyone who is guilty punished to the full extent of the law. Where exactly am I a hypocrite? Also, I don't hate you and your ilk, I pity you for how brainwashed you are and how easily you can be manipulated and controlled.

>>60745741
>Quantum Corporation provides products for storing and managing digital video and unstructured data in the Americas, Europe, the Middle East, Africa, and the Asia Pacific.
It's not a quantum stock. It just has quantum in the name.

>>60745878
ya. so do i. for the same amount of time. you're projecting because you can't imagine someone like me having more moral fiber than you. but i do. and i always will. and you have much to learn from me, i have little to learn from you.

Anyone else have a useless co-worker that has to be micromanaged? Usually when I talk about it people tell me I shouldn´t care but it gets pretty annoying and it isn´t really helping my workload.

>>60745880
You really shouldn't be calling other people narcissistic and arrogant and then write a post like this. That's just embarassing.

>>60745886
be yourself always

>>60745899
oh look, you're right again and everyone you're mad at is wrong. how surprising...
another argument where your opponent makes zero credible points. how is it you have such a perfect record?

>>60745676
It's been like this since a week after liberation day.

remembering my dream where i showed you off to all my coaches, you were a little helpless baby that came with a spray bottle and they were all disappointed.

>>60745676
This is what more than a decade of QE does to a market. Everyone is trained to expect a short-term V-shaped recovery, so it becomes a self-fulfilling prophecy (until something breaks). In the long-term, this is very harmful because it means the markets are less efficient in allocating capital.

its another pump and dump episode...

When the fuck is the crdl announcment

KEK SOXL

What is this absolute DOGSHIT market?
How how jew dogshit like palantir, meta and microsoft still pump after running that hard but coinbase and scmi dump on earnings?
I lost 70% of my profits after this earnings weeks and honestly i want to nuke shitmerica

Disgusting OP. I Wish all who like OP -> huge losses

>>60746035
Solid 0/10

Uhhh bros??
Is trading really as easy as waiting for the peepee line to touch the poopoo line and the RSI line to point up or down??
Why aren't you all millionaires?

>>60746073
Money can’t buy happiness

>>60745611
They did later on. Source: my memory from watching Adolf Hitler The Greatest Story Never Told 14 times.

>>60746073
I don't know, I was told that you just need to look for stocks breaking out of bull flags and you will be rich, but it doesn't seem to be that easy

>>60746099
sneedledee and sneedledum.
the white man marches on, either way.

>>60746103
seeing buckbroken NPCs just stand there with their phones out recording any sort of altercation instead of actually reacting will never stop being funny

>>60745597
Is that ai?

>>60746103
>Female """guards"""
Couldn't do shit towards this chad of a man.

>>60746131
baka

>>60745921
the only capital the stock market ever allocated is into the pockets of jews

Lol palantir continues to pick up speed

>>60746130
If I was there, I would've kicked his anti-semitic ass

>>60746142
>distant sounds of john bogle laughing from heaven

>>60746014
coinbase is a ponzi smci is a pump and dump (so is pltr but it didn't reach the top yet)

>>60746086
>Money can’t buy happiness
yes, yes it can.

>>60746151
The only people who say shit like that are poors.

why are the stocks in freefall on no news

>>60746167
my money and I are very happy.
Stay mad.

>>60746167
checkmate gaytheist
https://www.play-asia.com/happiness-deluxe-first-print-limited-edition/13/701mi8

>sun rises at 5:45 and and sets at 7:45 om
I hate this time of year

>>60745879
>>60745741
unbelievable that this faggot literally read the word quantum and decided to shit up the general with this. we need an ip ban on india asap

>>60746182
reminder

>>60746173
>Where's the news?
On No News?!?! So that's it the stock market after going up for days on end just goes down ON NO NEWS whatsoever?!?! That's fucking ridiculous this absurd shit market can just go up and then they slam it down on absolutely no news whatsoever. There's not even a little bit of news for algos to act on and they dump it anyway, this is complete and utter bullshit and it's happening on. NO. NEWS.

>>60745602
>>Meanwhile we have groomers convincing preteens they need to chop off their genitals and take permanently life altering hormones
What's the play here though?

>>60746103
least antisemitic pole
>>60746173
whenever I want to buy something the whole market falls except for the things I want to buy, should be over soon

Celsius has presented you with a buying opportunity right before earnings. You’d better take it

>>60746196
I'm surprised they don't hate them more
>be polack in the 1940s
>be stuck between germany and the soviets
>instead of trying to broker a deal your jewish leaders act arrogant
>"Fuck you! Danzig is only 90% German, the fuck are you going to do Hitler? Also fuck you Stalin you dumb goy"
>proceed to get fucked on both sides and millions die

>>60746200
>>be polack in the 1940s
>>be stuck between germany and the soviets
>>instead of trying to broker a deal your jewish leaders act arrogant
>>"Fuck you! Danzig is only 90% German, the fuck are you going to do Hitler? Also fuck you Stalin you dumb goy"
>>proceed to get fucked on both sides and millions die
t.

>>60746203
the irony that you have hitler pics saved and I don't

>>60746206
good for you

where are my fellow SYMpleton chads?

>>60745589 (OP)
Fellow europoors where do you trade stocks? Like buying penny stocks

>>60746200
it wasn't jews that massacred the poles. it was other whites. then they tried to exterminate the jews. i'm surprised you don't feel guilt and shame.

>>60746223
I meant the leadership dummy

>>60746225
no you didn't. but you're dodging accountability and self-reflection again.

>>60745589 (OP)
Good morning my fellow land owning white protestant males....
I am here to remind you that TGT will go to 170

>>60746226
I literally said leadership retard
>>60746227
SCMI's premarket is hilarious

>>60746222
Kaufland

>Wake up
>Check portfolio
>Still red
>Go back to Sleep

>>60746233
don't call me names darling. and no. you said "i'm surprised they don't hate them more," in reference to the jews. it's shocking how you can lie so easily. why would people alive today harbor hate for leaders of 80 years ago? why would you even talk about that? and smci is 3x off it's 52 week lows. but of course you're right again, why wouldn't you be?
fix your heart you incredible coward.

>>60746227
I’m Catholic

>>60746244
most people don't like jews for very valid reasons anon
welcome to the internet

>>60746233

The amount of retards who made SMCI calls and were bragging about it pre-earnings. Lol. Lmao, even.

I think today will be crab red. Might even take the day off and enjoy the sunshine :)

Who am I trying to fool, I will draw the blinds and squint at charts until my eyes strain and my portfolio goes -2.5%

>NVO

When slurp? $40? $35? $25?

Surely more slurpable than UNH as they are still growing and aren't being investigated for fraud. No one wants to dome their CEO expect for chubby chasers.

>>60746250
how about the japanese? who murdered thousands of americans in a surprise attack and then killed hundreds of thousands of sailors and marines? you've forgiven them. you don't have valid reasons to hate them, you don't have valid reasons to hate me. you're just a coward who is afraid of being wrong, afraid to divest from statements you've made in the past, afraid of recognizing your own error. you. are. a. coward. and the only place you could say this is on the internet, you live a complete lie.

>>60746233
Super Cash Maelstrom Incinerator

>>60746233
remember when SMCI was 11PE :( why didnt i buy

>>60746258
I'm not even shitposting when I ask this, is this your first week on the internet?

>>60746258
Can you fuck off to /pol/ forever and stop shitting up the general?

> Pokémon Cards Crush S&P 500? Redditor Says Even Warren Buffett May Need To 'Rethink' His Strategy Amid Massive Returns
> A viral Reddit post on the r/Finanzen subreddit is questioning whether even the ‘Oracle of Omaha’ Warren Buffett needs to re-evaluate his strategy, as data from Card Ladder shows that Pokémon trading cards have become a surprisingly lucrative investment, significantly outpacing the S&P 500.

>Realty Income earnings today
I cannot wait

>>60746265
more lies. you know who i am. this isn't the internet. i mean it is, but it's part of real life. there's no distinction. god reads your posts and your heart. you aren't excused from anything. that you need to act out on the internet is proof that you're weak as well as cowardly. you being a brat and having evil morons agree with you doesn't make you right, it makes you a worse person. change and grow or you will regret it.

>>60746271
You do not hate millennials enough

>>60745824
Wait until next week or month or so. King Orange has not finished spazzing out about drug prices. You might be able to slurp at an amazing price and not just a good one.

>>60746271
Shiiiiieeeet, when do I sell dis?

>>60746256
I'd be shocked if it goes below $30. Did they already have earnings? In my experience in a product duopoly it's usually the right move to bet on the more retardedly overpriced one and that seems to be Wegovy, not Ozempic.
There's a risk that it finds a bottom and then just crabs sideways for 2-5 years, but in that case you can just cut your losses.

tldr. Planning to slurp NVO around $42-38 range

>>60746222
I too would like answers to this.

I use T212, TradeRepublic and InteractiveBrokers, but I think most penny stocks that are available are on InteractiveBrokers, but it's a massive pain to unlock all the trading permissions there...

>>60746297
>. Did they already have earnings?
Yes, today in DKK(currency).

Funny how the Pokemon company solved our fiat currency problems by accident when they used their private mint to release analog bitcoin (first edition holographic charizard)

>>60746297
>to be Wegovy, not Ozempic.
Those both are from Novo...?

>>60746285
I have an extensive childhood collection of Pokemon and Yu-Gi-Oh cards that is essentially worthless because it's printed in Europoor runes instead of American. It's all mint condition too because I'm autistic and used top shelf binders even as a kid.
NEVER invest in Europe.

>>60746315
Yeah, but what if they put AI in the charizard?

>>60746316
I'm a moron, I thought NVO onwed Wegovy and Eli Lilly owned Ozempic.

>>60746272
I like Realty Income, nice dividends, monthly pay, either DRIP back into original stock or into some others.

One of the platforms I use is T212 which allows you to create pies into which you can put up to 50 stocks, the dividends earned in the pie get automatically reinvested into the pie, so I use Realty Income as a money generator which is then put into other stocks that I want to invest in on monthly basis.

"There are many like it, but this one is mine."

>>60746322
kek, french or german?

>>60746274
yes and god sees you being a dumb retard
You're not virtuous you're just blind

>>60746332
The only issue I have with the stock is they've diluted to raise money instead of taking on more debt post rate hikes. Which isn't too bad, still a nice 5%+ yield on the rent and 3-4% growth

But the company did announce they will be doing a rare form of buybacks in the future, likely after rates come down, to make up for this. So I'm expecting better growth going forward

>>60746329
I also forgot that there are two to begin with. Ozempic is the more famous one, the first product I think.

Eli's is Mounjaro or something, sounds native american.

>>60746265
>>60746341
its a jeet, report and move on
it types like a foid too

>>60746297
im buying leaps for after november earnings
itll go up dont worry
source : my ass

MY PREDICTION FOR TODAY :
buy puts
SPY is gonna shit out what it gained in premarket (again), might see the usual initial pump but thats just a buy puts signal

source : my ass hair

>>60746342
Woo! That sounds like good news. Might buy more. I did set up on TradeRepublic that every purchase I make should be rounded up and the difference invested in Realty Income, so I'm regularly dripping some water into that bucket.

How would the buyback work? Does that mean that they would forcibly buy my stocks from me or does it work differently?

>>60746322
>American
>not English
Based

>>60746353
>How would the buyback work?
It's the opposite of a stock dilution. They offer to buy stocks at market price, some people take them. So if they buy say a million shares then that's a million less shares they need to pay dividends to so the yield increases. It's a way to increase the value of your shares.

>>60746336
>Dunkles Hypno, Bankmanipulation
Kek, der Zentralrat der Juden wird dies aufs Schärfste verurteilen.

>>60746187
They also lose a lot of money collectively. Mind you, $10k losses are suicide inducing for them, which is just an inconvenience for a human population.

>>60746384
I remember the Elon my basterd doge coin threads, good times.

>>60746392
Jeets are lolcows. They only exist to get milked for what little they gamble and get shaken out, jeetshaken even.

>>60746222
IBKR, though its UI is utter dogshit and the verification feels like a humiliation ritual

>>60746256
> slurp NVO
Never!!!
Ozempic is DONE. Manjaro is much better. If anything slurp up Eli lilly if it dumps.

>>60746402
yeah just going through the verification, it really is a humiliation ritual. Thanks.

>>60745726
>Spend money that nobody has, just have the government pay trillions more in interest
>Just go further into debt goyim, nobody ever has to suffer any consequences, the road you can kick this can down is infinite unlike every other fallen empire in history
>This time it's different
>It appeared that there had even been demonstrations to thank Big Brother for raising the chocolate ration to twenty grammes a week. And only yesterday, he reflected, it had been announced that the ration was to be reduced to twenty grammes a week.
We need bagholders like you, thank you for your service. Making a fortune on gold stocks wouldnt be possible if they werent still underpriced otherwise.

>>60746322
Well, it only emphasis how burgers will buy anything, even worthless kids cards, at any price.
And with that in mind, you understand how the American stocks market behaves, and why 1929 or 2000 or 2008 happen. The stocks market is the collective unconscious, thus, it's the amalgamation of all that retardation.

>>60746427
>1929 or 2000 or 2008 happen.
2008 happened because jep devised CDOs himself and pulled their money
it's always some kike, don't make believe it's the goyim

>>60746417
If the stock goes to $35 it will be valued at 2021 levels prior to Ozemoic/Wegovy release. So unless those brands are worth exactly $0 and NVO forgot how to make all their other drugs, the stock will be objectively undervalued at that point.

SOXL? MORE LIKE SUCKS HOLE

>>60746271
>Pokémon Cards Crush S&P 500? Redditor Says Even Warren Buffett May Need To 'Rethink' His Strategy Amid Massive Returns
Kek unironic bubble top signal

>>60746454
>So unless those brands are worth exactly $0
Yup, they are. Biologics don't have the same brand/generic rules as small molecules.
Biosimilars have fucked them
Mounjaro has fucked them
Normie media FUD has fucked them
You don't know anything about this market dude. Don't be a baggie.

>>60746332
>>60746362
>>60746353
Imagine being divvypilled and yet not knowing enough to divvyloop with ulty and msty engines

Should I panic sell nvo before open or will it be slurped?

>>60746484
Listen pal, if you want to shill your market method, at least run it through a trial yourself for a few months and post the results. Otherwise, you just sound like a poojeet shilling trash. No one is taking you seriously because you have nothing but speculation. Youre basically a third rate Cramer.

>>60746488
Looks like being nordic doesn't always make you superior.

FIG puts

why does everyone here act like palantir is a meme? it just got an entire people genocided

>>60746484
Is there a way to automate the divvyloop?

>>60746510
I do business with a few of those companies

Holy fuck bros my LPSN bags are finally pumping. Been holding them since the beginning of the year

WHERE'S THE REPORT, CRDL?

>>60746510
>taketwo reports tomorrow
will they say anything GTA6 related? hmm

>>60746402
Yeah I use the web portal because the desktop app is 90s dog shit.

Why did you tell me to buy AMD

>>60746510
Yay Celsius

U!!!!
I <3 U

BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

CAM ON AND MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINS

>>60746525
Start SLURPING

>>60746533
Checked n' based

I am unenthusiastic about the possibility a rally today.

Shill me something that isn't up 10+% this week and is Israeli and thus guaranteed to get US taxpayer money.

>>60746516
>report is good
>-15%

Not that I care since I literally hold 2 September calls that i bought for 30 usd lmao

I just saw that movie, "Too big to fail", in hindinsight, they should have just let it all fail and rather asked congress the money to refurbish Alcatraz and dump them in it.

SOXL chads

>>60746555
TGT is going to moon but will take 1-2 years, 70% upside imo
It is unfairly punished rn and will get sorted out
DIVIDEND KANG

I can't find anything to buy

thread is dead due to crabs

>>60745606

4chan = Reddit
Reddit = BlueSky
X = 4chan
Facebook = MySpace

Lockheed Martin is apparently facing a class action lawsuit from people who bought stock between January 2024 and January 2025 because they got heemed. I do own LMT, but didn't really buy that much in that period, and I'll continue buying again now that's it low again.

>>60746570
Sometimes the only winning move is not to play

>>60746570
Sell something you think is too expensive

pretty red today for me

>>60746557
what the FUCK

>>60746492
I posted my positions several times
Its a cool method that *I* came up with and I enjoy discussing stocks with my online frens on biz
Sorry that youre yieldless
>>60746511
Yes but you'd have to have a broker that will let you use the divvy gjbs before they settle. Fidelity seems to be good with this so far.
But if youre in a taxable account you want to keep 20% of the divvy payouts for the tax jew so I just do it all by hand right now. Its fun seeing it build up.
I keep the cash in the account as SPAXX so it continues to divvy hehe

>>60746618
Either it dies or this is a shakeout before a gigapump anyway risk management

This whipsawing is such absolute fucking cancer holy shit

FIG bouncing high right now. Hope it comes back down. Thinking about buying another put.

>>60746561
>Retail
Why would anyone do this?

I think you need to realize that hedgies take vacations on August so nothing happens

>>60746628
https://youtu.be/2eLoGY-j5Mc?si=h6THwK3zdlof-YIC

>>60746634
Where do they go? Hopefully not Japan, it's terrible this time of year.

bottom: found.......?

Kek tesla is only going up because elon is burning that 26 billion pay package of cash trying to maintain prices. Tesla is practically bankrupt. 10x their profits have been "awarded" to jewlon musk since he lost the carbon credits propping up tesla so he can manipulate the stock; hes facing several lawsuits regarding false advertising the self driving capabilities and securities fraud for stock manipulation where he shorted his company using 7.5 billion

When to slurp amd frens

>>60746624
Thanks! I'll have to check if I can open a Fidelity account, I'm from the EU.

I like dividends, feels like one of the most literal ways of passive income. Making your money work for you~

>>60746657
>Fidelity
only issue i have with them is there's not true 24/7 trading like robin hood. also, despite meeting the requirements, i get an error when i try to participate in an IPO. can't be bothered to call them about it. no other complaints.

>>60746652
I thought they paid him in new shares (diluting the value).
Did he also get cash?

>>60746653
70 dollars ago
>>60746671
They did. He doesn't understand how dilution works

>>60746669
>despite meeting the requirements
are the relevant assets in a 401k? apparently those don't qualify

Any tips on how to easily identify stocks that aren't dilution machines? Been doing it manually by ticker and it's time consuming.

>>60746527
Is it gonna go up? I'm bleeding

Once again, the humble TQQQ slurpee is vindicated. "Muh decay" is a meme when we go UP UP UP

>>60746671
Shares that he can sell for cash; Especially since the dilution is expected august 15; when the roughly 2 billion in senior notes will be converted to stock

>>60746677
no, it's in shit like achr, elf, amzn. nothing foreign. i gamble with margin often on scalps though, maybe that's an issue.

If Wall Street is on holiday until September why did you even turn up to the market today?

>>60746689
>pay him in shares, lowering the share price
>he sells those shares, lowering it further
>somehow you think this makes the share price go up
you may actually be a bit retarded

Cascading waves of v-shaped recoveries

A spike then a drop

Update on my bot trading.
So far beta testing my bot(s) for 30 days.
Pretty solid.
Today is my best day so far, over 1000 today right now on tesla, spy, aapl.

>>60746710
What's the algo?

>>60746710
charj ur fone...

>>60746710
Do you have it programmed so that when the peepee line crosses over the poopoo line it sells and when peepee crosses under it buys?

Looking to add HGRAF at $0.92 to fill the gap, maybe a slight undercut down to $0.89.

>>60746718
There is no “the algo”.
I run a few, i constantly tweaking them cause mostly autism probably.
I like 9s, and demarker for signals. Made a custom demarker cause they didnt have one in their charts.
This plus a ladder strategy on it, 4 tiers. If that kinda makes sense

Nazis of NATO blocked all of Israels trade routes. Israel doesn’t want its slaves to know.

>>60746722
Bro i cant ever get rsi to work for me. When i watch my buys i kinda look at that manually to see if it got in retarded positioning but i am usually wrong if i try to mess with it anyways. After i ran it the first week i try to not touch it now

>>60746728
i will never make enough to afford one of those

The cute Nazis of NATO blocked all of Israels trade routes. Israel doesn’t want its slaves to know.

Italy for example has an arrest warrant on the entire government of Israel for blocking a nations watersupply and starting the war. Murder is murder and they’ll be convicted.

BUY THE DIP
BUY THE DIP
BUY THE DIP

>>60746681
MMs want your shares cheap before earnings tommorow. First earnings to include Alani sales and we get a glimpse into how international expansion is going

it's our time now

The cute Nazis of NATO blocked all of Israels trade routes. Israel doesn’t want its slaves to know.

Italy for example has an arrest warrant on the entire government of Israel for blocking a nations watersupply and starting the war. Murder is murder and they’ll be convicted.

It’s a good time to invest in places like Iran.

>>60746631
women are spending trillions

>AMD
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENING AHHHHHHHHH

Holy fuck AMD
Back to 130?

Holy RIP AMD
Was this because of CPUS or GPUS or data center bs?

>>60746755
God i hope so
Im glad i turned off the program with amd in it lmao
Better turn it back on

>>60746754
it moved down under the poopoo-line

I WAS TOLD TO SLURP

AAAAAAAAAAAA

>Trump to tariffs pajeets 50%
flush the poo

>>60746652
Tesla investors are the ultimate cucks. Declining revenue and profits yet they're begging to pay him a larger compensation package.

>>60746765
Idiot youre supposed to wait for >>60746764

do you guys buy stocks of companies you use and like or of companies the internet tells you to?

>>60746744
god i love fat bitches so much

>>60746767
This might be the first tariff where he has the moral high ground. he's essentially demanding they stop buying Russian oil and instead buy American oil and natural gas.

or the 50% tariff will brick their economy

>>60746770
>god i love fat bitches so much
because they die quickly and you can move to the next one and in such a way have a form of a time shifted harem?

>>60746767
why would the west care about that like at all? apparently he wanted to get his gmo poison milk there but they only want local holy cow milk

WTF WAS WHAT WTFTWFTWF

>>60746739

This dip will bottom in about 3 weeks, I would put that tongue back in your mouth Slurpers.

TRIPS

AND

THE

MARKET

DIPS

!!!!!!!!

>>60746770
Investing should never be emotional. The second you get an emotional attachment to a stock the second you screw yourself over

That's how you end up buying high and selling low

>>60746767
>AMD produces it's shit in India and drops 8%

You should've all been slurping up INTC during the crash last week. I bet it'll go back up over $21 a share by the end of the week

>>60746774
no. they are soft

>>60746779
I'm convinced bagholders have a mental illness.

>>60746703
consumate Vs

>>60746779
KO is the exception that proves the rule.

my god, what happened to LNTH? shit got nuked to sub-$50
glad I sold at $80, jesus

>He isn't holding CROX before earnings tomorrow

ISHYGDDT

>>60746775
India has had high tariffs on us for a while. This is also a case of "because we can" since Trump wants them buying our energy

>>60746791
Now I want a meme where V’s are smashing the door to get the bear. Like that shining meme

>>60746774
no they're cute, soft, and i love gripping their belly even if they're insecure about it
>>60746779
i don't think it's emotional, i just invest in stuff like SJM because i like meow mix for my cats and they have the best cheap jelly and peanut butter

Stop redeeming AMD shares please, kind sirs

>>60746799
I thought grok was supposed to be good?
What the fuck is this?

>>60746815
>BOBO vs. DODO

buy my LPSN bags you fags

>>60746798
i see. but i don't think the us imports much from india?

>>60746823
Its mostly the energy. Trump wants them to buy from us and not Russia

>>60746625
well I need it to go UP
are earnings pumpin this

And is gonna hit double digits down haha

>AAPL +4.5%
clown markets

>>60746823
Apparently manufacturing is even cheaper there than China so they're poised to start exporting a shitload in the near future.

>>60746726
Look how pretty this shit is
I love when a plan comes together

>V shape
lmao you guys thought we’re dumping

Give the bears your energy!
Let us crash this market with no survivors.

>>60746773
Thats ok nobody like jeets

Ah. The classic LETTER N pattern. Of course.

Trump should announce a 50% withholding tax on Indian options traders.

>>60746849
I heard a lot of manufacturing is moving to India.

>>60746740
Gonna sell some puts.

PLTR chads stay winning

>>60746856
we’re going higher

and just like that
AMD will never be over 160 ever again

can someone explain why AMD is crashing? preferably in haiku

buddy look at super micro computer!

TRIPS

AND

THE

MARKET

?????

>>60746815
How is this

>>60746892
quite a market indeed

>>60746874
no data center
their chips are inferior
just buy nigvidya

with smg you lose money

FIG needs to go lower.

>>60746904
This but nvdl

line go up forever

>>60745827
>Im okay with it
>U ShUd B eMbaRrAsSeD
>>60745868
>no, really I'm okay with it
>Ur SiDe WaS sCrEEcHinG fOr 4 yEaRs
>>60745880
>Explain.
>U r PrOjEcTiNg. I'm SmArTEr
>>60745904
>Thats really telling.
>I AM SILLY!!!!!
I understand why the left cant accomplish anything now.
Working together with any of you on a common goal is a nightmare. Always infighting, left wing never change.

>>60746908
So taxes are the answer to everything!

>>60746917
correct

>>60746874
Rising too steeply
Reverse circuit breaker
We slurp calls in haste

whats so bullish for tesler anyway

>>60746947
if you buy it the retards might buy more and then you can sell it for a profit

WALLAH AND JUST LIKE THAT AMD WILL NEVER TRADE BELOW 160 EVER AGAIN

>>60746924
the smgtax...

>>60746947
number go up

CRDL rekt me

I shouldn't have bought back into SOXL (su-cksss-lll). Sucks when I see a lot of stocks I was into or watching years back at prices way higher. Could've just bought that, stopped watching, and come back to it at a bigger profit.

>>60746904
How many shares of NVDA to get a gf like that!?
>background sign
Kek

You faggots DID buy the apple dip yesterday right? You're not a retard that let a chance like that slip away right???

>>60746947
Elon & friends are preparing a magic trick

>>60746866
In 2025, number will always go back up

Tim apple will "promise" something and itll be "something over 10 years" and it will actually mean fuck all like every eu "promise"

>>60746773
>or the 50% tariff will brick their economy
You could say India is shitting BRICS.

>>60746982
Bro once their AI meme rolls out that's when they'll hit peak numbers and it's time to cash out.

>>60746892
Thats funny, I like it

>>60746773
Actually surprised by this. It's the first time he has done anything against Russia, albeit indirectly.

>>60746998
Hasn't he continued the Biden policy of sending weapons to Ukraine?

>>60745793
probably when they stop reporting unbelievable earnings

>>60746967
Bout tree fiddy (350)

>india tariffs
>market up
bullish

Once again dip slurpers reign supreme

Market rising rapidly unsettles me more than red days

>>60747003
He actually paused deliveries at some point, so worse than maintaining status quo.

>>60747031
India tariffs won't matter unless the government meaningfully addresses w3 slaves and outsourcing. It's a good metric for how much the Thiel monster is actually running things. Tariffs are a start but who really cares? Oh shit, tumeric is more expensive.

WTFF IS GOING ON WITH BONGS?!?!?!?!
I PUT ALL MY KIDS COLLEGE FUND INTO $TMF AND NOW I THINK HE'S GOING TO HAVE BE A WALMART WAGEY!!!
WTFF

>>60747042
I thought that was Hegseth going rogue. Trump chewed him out for it, didn't he?
Or was there a different time that Trump did it too?

NEW THREAD

NEW THREAD

NEW THREAD

>>60747051

>>60747051

>>60747051

NEW THREAD

NEW THREAD

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>>60747048
Ah you're right. Did someone research after that post, looks like hegseth was responsible. Still, the boss is ultimately responsible for his subordinates.

kinda thought today would be a bloodbath
>AAPL and AMD canceling each other out
hmm hmmm!

>>60746544
Validated my retarded post-earnings dip slurp, thanks timmy

>>60746574
Thread closed due to aids

>>60746754
>>60746755
>>60746758
All Money Disappeared

>>60746947
Short term:
-Other EV manufacturers doing remarkably worse than Tesla.
-Tesla signing a billion-dollar contract with Georgia Power.
-For Musk devotees, the partial pay package that was approved is bullish.
Medium term:
-An increasing number of competitors in the autonomous space are quietly acknowledging that Tesla's vision-only solution may have been the correct bet, although this is largely not being covered by the media because it's coming from the engineers. This is somewhat backed up by the faster expansion rate of the Robotaxi service compared to Waymo.
-Investors are coming around to the idea that the monitors/drivers in California are there for regulatory reasons, not because the tech is incapable.
Long term:
-That whole Muskonomy thing.
Of course, all of this may just be coincidental. Tesla has been a roller coaster for a long time.

Buy SBSW

>>60745859
anon, this is why democrats like epstein and weinstein dont get caught, their supporters will never rat them out or hold them accountable, thats why these large secretive sex cults form on the left while right wing offenders are isolated individuals who immediately get caught out by their right wing associates.

>>60745589 (OP)
so hitler was a tranny?

Any bogleheads here? What's your asset allocationion look like? What's your favorite mutual funds?

>60747285
>dude its just regulatory
Wrong tesla is being sued for falsely advertising the capabilities of self driving cars and they lied to investors a few weeks ago claiming they already were rolling them out over the weekend, but the never did; it was a token tesla being driven around with a chauffeur. Youre not fooling anyone jewlon