Cheers edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Zoomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

Previous: >>60745589

Trump should charge a 100% remittance tax on India if they don’t play nice

Fucking CRDL
I lost everything
It was nice knowing you bros...

>>60747051 (OP)
Why are Bobo's so fucking smug?

Line go up

>>60747068
They always win eventually. All companies all life, everything dies.

>>60747063
He should cut their internet tubes.

New thread, new me

So what is BABAs actual malfunction? P/E ratio of 13.5 and crabbing at $100 for the past 3 years. Ridiculous.
Does the market think that its numbers are all cooked, like LuckinCoffee a few years back? But even they somehow turned around and 10xed their stock right after being exposed as fraudulent. I really don't get it.

WHERE'S THE PUMP, CRDL?

>>60747079
New thread, new ID. Now nobody can hold me accountable for the dumb shit I said last thread.

>>60747081
It must be the cheapest "AI company" on the market right now.

>>60747068
Gravity is a bitch

I hope O smashes earnings and dips regardless, I've been enjoying buying up these cheap divvies

>>60747081
They are getting but fucked in china and chinese investor dont give a fuck about BABA right now.
As i understand it most interest in it right now is western peoples.
I forget the name but some other company in china delivers fucking everything to people now, but its mostly like drug store shit.
BABA will probably win in the end but the new exciting company is dog raping their future projections

Why is this general so slow the last day or so? Are we entering another wave of /biz/raeli's quitting on stocks and crypto?

>>60746693
If Wall Street goes on holiday that long, then why, when I was a wagie, did I not get an extra ~4 weeks worth of vacation? Don't those type of wagies love waging so much they wouldn't want vacation anyways?

>>60747109
>Why is this general so slow the last day or so? Are we entering another wave of /biz/raeli's quitting on stocks and crypto?
Many of us lost it all.

>>60747045
>Oh shit, tumeric is more expensive.
Buy American turmeric. Yes it exists. Indian turmeric has cadmium for yellow color, lead for that sweet, sweet brain damage and poor impulse control, and mercury to make yourself as bitch benchod mad as a jeet's shitting street.

>>60747110
I'm being treated well today. I hadn't realized that there was a red day until someone told me.

Is it too late for a 0dte spy call?

I hope this is the next big leg down. I can only reliably make money if I buy when the daily RSI is oversold.

Is this going to be another large dump with a v pump that doesn't even reach yesterdays close, followed by SOXL dumping hard the next day and then repeating the same pattern? Feels like it's downtrending. I'd like to stick more money on it but I'd rather see it go back to uptrending before risking anymore money.

>>60747101
Same brother. They got some nice yield on cost for their investments this year. And planning some buybacks

I'll preface this by saying I hate smelly Indians (who live outside India) just as much as any other person, but you have to admire their sense of national pride. India isn't a cucked vassal state like European countries, Australia or Japan. Blumpf wanted them to suck his cock and make concessions for no reason and they told him to fuck off like any self-respecting nation should. You have to respect that.

>>60747132
so are you posting while you're shitting or do you wait

LPSN bros… we eating good

>>60747132
I don't respect anything your country does besides its food, Ranjeet.

>>60747065
>>60747084
It will bounce back up. (Totally not coping)

>>60747051 (OP)
NXDR going back up. Hop on now or be priced out of the neighborhood forever.

After I managed to time the exact bottom for UNH, I tried to do the same for SCMI. It is not going well.

Cope and seethe amerifat. It's not the 90s anymore. Your faggot country doesn't rule the world and will get what's coming to it soon enough.

SOXL bros, we're gonna make it right? We're gonna go back to 26-27 right?

>>60747144
British Indian food is better anyways.

>>60747152
Meant for >>60747139 and >>60747144
This is what I get for phoneposting.

I'm making a lil money today

is BROADCOM gonna be ok? Ai chips got heemed so hard

>>60747117
Probably. Could go either way. I wouldn’t risk it.
t. 230% gain on 632Cs
Taking a nap

>>60747132
>7,000,656,454,353 indians
>acting like theyre anything of value, or worthy of respect
the real champion here is Canada, desu.
drumpf cant handle us. no one cares about tariffs here

>>60747158
so you are shitting

>>60747152
>>60747158
>not even denying it
LOL

NEH
TACO
KWAB

>>60747075
This
An India without internet is a boon to the world.

>>60747172
Come now, it's not all bad. They're funny sometimes.

>>60747155
i completely bailed

wow wtf was that pump

Nvo is down 71% so much for nordic privilege

>>60747116
>>60747121
The markets are nuclear green at the moment, you lads havin a giggle?

cunnychads won

>>60747161
could probably make bank on 0dte SPX puts if the trend reverses. calls got a 10x.
made a cool $200 on having a put open for twenty seconds, closed position, then bought uvix and trend immediately reversed

>>60747184
???

They should let him quit wtf dude

>>60747201
Wayfair traffics children hidden in their furniture to pedophiles to rape

>TQQQ
OOOOOOOOOOO

>>60747110
>Many of us lost it all.
So why are you still here? Can't let go? Waiting to get more money to try again?

>>60747184
>>60747201
>>60747205
I bought a "Veronica" armoire for $47K on Wayfair, it's a very nice armoire. I keep her in my basement and use her for my storage needs, her hinges are very quiet even when I'm using her for extra storage and even my wife sometimes enjoys storing things inside of "Veronica". What a nice piece of hardware and I hope to purchase more from Wayfair in the future

>>60747183
speaking of nuclear LEU is up 16% an unstoppable beast

OooooooooooOoooooooooooOooooooooooOoooooooooOooooooo

>>60747160
trust the pelosi plan

>>60747155
I uhhhh, let's put it this way, I'm not adding to the position until an upward trend is reestablished for more than a few days. I need the upward trend that was apparent between April to June. I can see this ending up being a repeat of SOXLs crabbing behavior from part of last year.

640 when?

>>60747226
*nukular
what nuke stocks every1 packin

>>60747235
I don't really care if we crab, I sell options. I just want us to actually crab and not slide downwards.

>CDRE outperforms estimates
>Stock down 15%
Are the police going out of business or something? What am I missing here?

>>60747246
I like NNE on the nuclear tech side. Tonight or tomorrow morning we get UUUU earnings, expecting some downside but will see. DNN has had some good news lately with permitting.

This Friday is Trump's deadline for potential 500% sanctions on Russian uranium.

So should I just buy VOO with my paycheck in perpetuity? Seems like the stock market never goes down, ever.

>>60747203
TSLA is a meme stock and is nothing without their pathological connection to the Muskrat and his other companies

>>60747254
it's priced as a growth company but it's barely growing, so it must be punished

>>60747240
Not today. Maybe tomorrow or Friday.

>>60747051 (OP)
TARGET COVERED CALLS
Gamblers are bullish on target

Buy SBSW

>>60747132
India knows they are all fronts of wwiii. You really gotta offer to fix that for them if you want to convince them of something

>>60747274
Looks overbought on the weekly, im expecting a dump after this pump personally. But it could take a couple months or so

flash dump incoming
i knew i should’ve fullported spx puts

>>60747132
>you have to admire their sense of national pride
I wouldn't admire their penchant for being disgusting.

OPEN was a mistake

Do it Bobo, do it!

United Health is a buy?

>>60747183
My information is outdated. Such is the wagie life.

>>60747337
Wait until $170.

>>60747203
How do you think they cooks the books?
Tesla is literally enron

>>60747274
No, you buy SSO in perpetuity. That’s how I managed to accumulate $210k while literally being a broke redneck working at a gas station

Why DPZ line go down while other lines all go up?

>>60747343
People are waiting on the DOJ investigation and they'll probably find something.

>>60747352
>Tesla is literally enron
Enron sold nothing at a high price. Tesla has product. The closest analogue to Enron is probably Microstrategy/Strategy.

>>60747274
you should have been doing that already

will AMD dump another 5% AH today or will it pump so the jews make money

>>60747369
>didn't slurp at 157
Ouch! That's got to hurt!

>>60747051 (OP)
why did my shit crash today
I Hate Trump

>>60747369
I told you to slurp in haiku format!

>>60747362
>sold a product
You mean carbon credits? Since 2008 their revenue came from CAFE carbon credits that are due to be canceled on September 30th due to the big beautiful bill, along with the ending of the $7500 ev rebate. Tesla was sponsored by the taxpayer.

>>60747362
>The closest analogue to Enron is probably Microstrategy/Strategy.
Enron at least had the decency to cook its books. Microstrategy openly advertises its ponzi scheme and people still buy in kek.

I AM READY

>>60747157
British and food does not go together, that being said JaffaCakes are one of my favourite, Though I the UK ones are a bit too sweet, the Serbian ones have much better base and the Croatian ones have a better chocolate.

>>60747112
I actually gave myself a fucking case of blisters that fucked up my whole skin from buying Indian tumeric. Now I only buy from this American farm in Texas. It's why I mentioned tumeric in the first post, funny enough. Fuckers. Also I seethe about India as a tech worker but they're still not smart enough to outsource my ass yet. (Brazilians are over twice as smart and in the right time zone. If I were an outsourcer I'd buy them instead but nobody has that conversation)
>>60747388
What the fuck are you holding? Today is green as hell nigga.

Since when did these fucking shoes get so expensive?

>>60747388
>>60747409
he’s an AMD baggy kek

>>60747388
Do you believe that the gains from November would have been higher with a conventional president? I have my doubts. His antics increase volatility, but every dump is followed by a strong recovery. DeSantis or Kamala might have been crabs.

>>60747392
Are you sure that Trump won't cuck out?

>>60747419
higher volatility makes options more attractive

The revenue from carbon credits accounted for nearly 39% of Tesla's net income in 2024
JUST

>>60747409
Just for food safety reasons alone, it's advisable to avoid Chinese, Indian, and adjacently sourced foodstuffs. If they were regularly tested, people would be mortified how toxic it is to source the food from there.

>>60747416
I greatly enjoy my fake $20 Alibaba Yeezys. Very comfortable and are properly closed at the heel unlike crocs. They look retarded, but I'm past the point of caring about optics.

>>60747416
they stopped selling/making them in north america and they're also the current meme shoe if you dont want to wear speedcats/adidas tokyo

>>60747416
I just buy Sketchers and New Balance from Ross or TJMaxx, toss in some insoles from the same store, and call it good.

>>60747377
allow me to educate you fren
you see how the green poopoo line is on top of the yellow peepee line? that means you lose money
hope this helps

>>60747487
also literally just buy the bottom crosses and sell the top ones
you literally make profit every single time kek

>>60747362
>they'll probably find something.
it will rally on that news

>>60747487
>>60747504
but all the crosses are in the past. how to buy/sell in the past???

n's and j's

How do I quit my addiction to /biz/?

>>60747332
on second thought i prefer keeping my poorfolio intact. already blew it up once

>>60747543
Lose all your money. Usually works for me

>>60747527
nonono
they will cross in real time
just wait for peepee on top and the purple cum line to point up
Theres a really good video from an Analist about this. search Thippy69.

is the Lantheus (LNTH) speculator still here? that stock ate shit today. feels like a dip buy

>>60747550
naruhodo

>>60747559
Curious about this as well. I used to swing trade it from $78 to $82. Then when it dumped and crabbed for a while I got out.

>>60747362
Enron had a proper business as well. It's just that most of its biggest profits were a scam.

>>60747566
did the same; sold mine at $78. was thinking about checking on it to buy in again yesterday. good thing I didn’t

shill me a short term small gains play.

>>60747246
I loaded into oklo, if they do it right they could have dominance in the smr space

doesn't hurt the board is run by people who have direct ties to the white house/openai

>>60747576
>Enron had a proper business
>most of its biggest profits were a scam

>>60747607
LPSN… thank me later fag

sqqq predictions

TGT earnings

>>60747615
tails get trolled?

>>60747607
SPX 6345p. in and out in 30 seconds

excited for my gibs tomorrow. lets see if they pull off .10c per share again this week

>>60747621
its gonna moon

>>60747611
Alright bought october calls you better not have fucked me anon!!!!

>>60747416
try buying high end work boots, price just fucking doubled in the last year alone
thanks drumpf

>>60747623
should have followed my own advice holy shit

>Be India
>try to play both sides
>be surprised when both sides turn on you
Why are jeets so fucking stupid?

>>60747416
Just buy a pair of ONs for that price fag

>>60747666
They are lucky they got to buy cheap Russian energy for so long. Europeans too. I'm tired of all this bitching about Russia and America not doing enough and then those fucks go buy cheap oil and gas.

Go fuck yourselves

>>60747673
Europeans didn't get cheap fuel, they got expensive fuel from being resold Russian fuel. Now they are getting slightly less expensive American and Saudi fuel. India can only hope to have stored all that cheap fuel, but knowing India they probably immediately used it

tariffs
market reactions: screams

India tariffs
market reaction: Apple CEO is going to the White House.

>>60747487
but which ones are bottom and which ones are top if line always go up

>>60747609
What I'm saying is that they're just like Tesla. Not a pure ponzi, but still a lot of fraud.

>>60747611
too volatile. small certain gains im looking for

>>60747623
too short term.

>>60747362
They will. And even in the worst case scenario it is oversold.
Seen way to many shills shilling sub 200.
Idc poor fags.
It will be 1000 a share in five or ten years. Sho gives a fuck. Buy and never sell, unless the thesis changes.

>>60747719
Apple is like 25 basis points from being a larger market cap than the gdp of india

>>60747719
Tariffs on the world
>"this is unacceptable and shows weakening US hold!"
Tariffs on India
>"HOLY FUCKING KEK LMAO DO NOT REDEEM SAAR FUCKING SMELLY JEETS LOLOLOLOKEKEKEKEKE

I hope Trump actually does something about h1bs now that musk is out of favor.

>>60747746
The market rallied last month when Vance said an Indian trade deal was close.
>it wasn't

>>60747752
It's funny because it's good for the economy to remove that shit like with regards to employment, but we also have what should be amazing companies getting shitty (kek) because of indian poo H1B1 tech fags

Remember the whole reason Boeing had its literal fall from grace with the plane crash was because they outsourced the auto pilot software to two pajeet developers from India

>>60747766
It's ridiculous how tech companies try to justify h1bs when there's such high unemployment in IT.

>>60747607
SGOV

>>60747736
bought the puts myself and the market immediately jumped. managed to quickly exit with +$20. holy shit i forgot how fucked up late day options can be if they aren’t winners

a tariff deal has probably been worked out but Trump agreed to allow Modi the appearance of "resisting" the deal before accepting after a "final renegotiation" so its perceived better in both nations. and I imagine this to be the case with a few other countries that appear to be refusing deals

Buy crdl NOW. The trial was a success and they are shorting it to shakeout retail. Its a generational opportunity.

>>60747781
Even better than that. They justify it by claiming that they need the best and brightest, as if that's not Americans. Oh yeah, Indians amazing tech sector over there

It's just about cheap labor. But tech and software is mostly about high quality code being maintained, and insightful development at the beginning. Software development is such a small percentage of most companies so skimping out on that is fucking insane. Also has a massive problem with regards to Fraud. all their degrees are faked

They'll learn eventually. Look at Intel. They doubled dipped on both DEI and Pajeets.

>>60747752
I hope he doesn't
Or maybe I do, I dunno.
He doesn't = lower wages = good for tech
He does = higher wages = automation more attractive
Choices! Very hard choices!

>>60747132
Consider how many have nationalist ties, and how many work in logistics nationwide.

>LEU

>>60747758
Vance loves india more than america

amdsissies...

>>60747791

>>60747084

>>60747273
Looked into it Anon, liked what I saw and hopped onboard.

>>60747791
>buying the news

is SMCI worth a bid here?

>1pbtid

>>60747608
Smrs are garbo

>>60747792
FedEx redesigned their website and now their shipping software is a pain in the ass to use and the labels print out with fucked up bar codes that won't scan. My theory is they outsourced the redesign to jeets. Or maybe jeets were in charge all along.

>>60747813
Conflict of interest, reminds me of Turtle and his honeypot chink wife. Glowies got sick of him and probably killed her sister in that Tesla.

Bobos ALWAYS win in the end
Don’t forget that fact mumuTARDS. Growth is not infinite

>>60747416
ROCK MY ADIDAS
NEVER ROCK FILA

buy FIG puts

>>60747902
>Bobos ALWAYS win in the end
Bobos have never won permanently in the history of financial markets.

>>60747752
>musk is out of favor.

oh, my sweet summer child

Stop quoting that faggy Game of Thrones show

>>60747912
Japan?

>>60747051 (OP)
Cam someone in here that has made it post a screen shot of their portfolio? I want to send it to someone and pretend its me so I can ruin their day. Thank you

>>60747908
i bought fig newts and now they're all down to 0

>>60747902
On the contrary, western nations will literally start WW3 to make sure growth stays permanent. I am betting on the sociopaths in charge to act predictably.

>>60747932
nah

>>60747912
Wrong

If I could turn back time

>>60747902
>Growth is not infinite
zoom out, bobo.... FURTHER... FURTHER!!!

How do we unlock these AI bots to give us answers when the market turns. Surely they can calculate when the jews are about to dump and buy but they are programmed to say ''no one can predict the markets''

>>60747952
when?

>>60747961
lol

Are Figma puts guaranteed money?

>>60747933
Just show them a Costco receipt.

>>60747933
Use mine. I post on /pol/ and am slowly becoming a boogeyman to random schizos

>RDDT is supposedly a viable ticker now because of Indian users
What a path to success for them. I guess it's true since you can go on their "all" page and see tons of Indian language shit immediately. A whole new userbase that doesn't use adblock instead of whenever milquetoast pseudointellectual types that populated it a decade ago. Congrats to the CEO honestly.

>>60748046
You're telling me jeets can't install an adblocker?

>>60748041
Dude I have more money than you. Congrats though. I meant like a 2 million dollar portfolio or something. Good job though regardless

>>60748061
would that surprise you

>>60748070
if I had 2 million dollars I wouldn't be posting here I'd be chilling in Tokyo lol

Are there any fundamentals across the tech sector at this point?

>>60748061
Not enough IQ points.

>>60748071
I guess I figured turd worlders would know how to do that. They traditionally are very good at torrenting shit so you'd think they'd be able to install a browser addon through official channels.
...or are jeets the only turdies who don't pirate software?

>>60748075
You ever been to Tokyo in the summer? It fucking sucks. Feels like you're breathing soup.
Amazing in spring, though.

>>60748087
that's why I work nights and never go out in the sun

>>60748083
Like Pokémon, they can only learn up to four scams.

well niggers i just sold my first covered call.... 200 dollars for free seems greasy

I redeemed too many flamin' hot Cheetos and now my hand is stained red.
>>60748103
What'd you sell it on?

>>60747933
my good goy portfolio

>>60748110
fucking kek

>>60748108
TGT aug22, 2 days after earnings 115 strike.. either way i get that joocy dividend next week

>>60747669
you're calling ME gay??

>>60748121
Nice, I'm sitting on some BITX CCs. Fat divvies too.

>>60748075
Same here dude lmao. That place is an entirely different world. We'll be there soon bro dont lose faith

What if the stock market enters a ~3 month crab/bear market like before? How screwed are you?

>>60748110
What the FUCK is this shit

>>60748130
if i get called its a 1312 gain
selling covered calls on your own is better than JEPI or SPYI?

>>60748131
I'm heading back for round 3 soon

What’s the play with SOXS?

>>60748136
>he doesn't pick stocks based on their ESG score
Uh yikes

>>60748140
Nice same here. Do you travel solo when you go there? Hows your Japanese?

>>60748125
They’re comfy af. I wear them while your mom blows me in your bedroom while you’re at school fucking faggot

Well unless Robinhood goes down like 8 dollars I'm wiped out.

>>60747902
Okay

>>60748155
yeah solo. And it's not conversational yet but it's enough that I can speak and ask questions in japanese. It's really funny because you'll see weebs all the time talk about how much japs hate foreigners. As long as you dress well and speak Japanese to them they're friendly as hell

Getting a tutor helps a ton

Man, I feel bad for the people who bought FIG at $90 today. I feel even worse about the people who bought CRCL at $240. Their loss is my gain, and someone has to lose.

Long APPLOVIN if you wanna make it

>>60748162
You're supposed to short value companies and long memes, not the other way around. This isn't the mid 2000s anon.

>>60748169
What about the guys who bought FIG at $140 last week?

>>60748166
>It's really funny because you'll see weebs all the time talk about how much japs hate foreigners.
All the mean looks i got, and there weren't a lot, but they were from.. younger.. "counter culture" Japanese men, if that makes sense. Punks i guess. I dont know how to describe it exactly.
>As long as you dress well and speak Japanese to them they're friendly as hell
This has been my experience too. Basically, be presentable and courteous and not loud and dont talk too much. Anyways, solo travelling is fun.

Sitting on so much cash, I don't know if I should invest this in the S&P500 now or wait for a drop and split my investments between that and individual stocks

>>60748166
I didn't think Japs necessarily hated foreigners (not white ones anyway), it was just weebs they don't like

>>60748193
That's a bit of an inside joke that weebs on /a/ and /jp/ never realize. They are a bit of a lulcow because they always talk about how japanese will never accept you and that's because they look and act like fags

>>60748193
Honestly, if you think about the type of person japan would generally attract (unattractive social outcast weebs), and youre instead a handsome "normal" (on the outside at least) kind of guy, it seems like it would be a relief for them

>>60748201
>>60748193
I studied abroad there 10 years ago and had only positive interactions. The cops there are super racist and will pull you over to check the registration on your bike but they'll be polite about it. Lots of Japs love getting an opportunity to practice their English.

>>60748207
The look I get when I tell them I'm a remote engineer working out of a hotel for an American company and not a jet fag is always really funny
>>60748209
It's weird not once have I ever been stopped by a cop

>>60748193
I just noticed your id btw lmao

>>60748218
Holy shit
It's over

>>60748216
>It's weird not once have I ever been stopped by a cop
Do you ride a bike? I'm not sure if they have bike rental spots for tourists now. Since I was there for a few months I bought one for about $120. Bikes there have a registration sticker that's like a license plate and the cops like to run the number to make sure you didn't steal it from a local.
I only got pulled over once myself, but my friends had it happen more often. The one time it happened to me was also the one time I didn't have my gaijin card on me, but they didn't ask to see it so I was fine.

>>60748193
>TROON

>>60748166
The Tourists Out phenomenon is purely metropolitan. The weak yen is flooding the destination cities with the American Niggerwigger cruisline demographic, as if two Atombombs wasn't brutal enough.

>>60748193

>>60748229
They ruin everything. Absolutely everything. And those that (((promote immigration))) too

>trump imposes high tariffs on China
>Apple moves some of its production lines to India
>trump threatens to impose even higher tariffs on India
>Apple stock goes up
How does this make the slightest bit of sense?

>>60748243
well you see
number go up

>>60748184
No remorse. They should have known better because it just happened with CRCL. FIG today was likely a dead cat bounce, so it’s going to trap a lot of people.

>>60748249
I'm just hoping it closes low. It being up 13% when I expected another red day has me a little nervous about my puts.

>>60748243
The market despises pajeets now, get with the times

>>60747902
there has been no growth for decades, line goes up because fiat shitcoins go down

>>60747051 (OP)
I’m pivoting my profits from altcoins to alt energy and stockpiling uranium.

>>60748248
>>60748258
It hilarious to me that some people still say there is no bubble.

>>60747559
That was me and I got my ass reamed.

>>60748223
naw I walk everywhere

>>60748256
I don’t think it will today unless it’s in AH. I bought puts expiring next year for added security, so this little jump was just an additional buying opportunity for me. I’m not worried.

>>60748166
Hey anon. I was thinking about joining a language school there so I can get a visa for a year or two and have fun. What do you think?

>>60748295
genuinely a great idea and the best work around since their nomad visa is stupidly short (180 days and then can't come back for 180 days)

But make sure you get a language tutor online first. It's way harder than you expect, at least it was for me

>>60748302
Wht dont you fo it too?

I'm sick of this world. WW3 when?

>>60748161
>being this insecure and aggressive while looking like that
Does baby need a nap?

Make sure you buy FIG puts.

goddamn it i had my finger over the buy button for SPX 5355p for $3.80 and hesitated. it’s $10 twenty minutes later.
this kind of fomo is how i go bankrupt if im looking at spx 0dte

>>60748324
Nah I’m buying shares. That was the shakeout. It’s back to the low hundreds next week baby boy.

>>60748327
typo: SPX 6355p

Just bought puts on FIG, absolutely no reason for it to be pumping

DING DING DING DING DING

How did it go today?!?!
Mid-week check-in!?!?

>>60748337
Massive paper losses offsetting yesterday's massive paper gains.
FIG bounced and drove down my puts.
Didn't sell.

>>60748337
Today: -0.22%
This Week: +0.70%
This Month: -1.13%
This Year: -40.51%

my tqqq almost cancelled out my soxl

SVIX only goes up

Achr bros....was the company finally exposed as fraudulent??

FTNT had better not pump because I went back and forth before deciding not to play the earnings.

>>60748337
+1.26%
Uh, up like .5% this week

>>60748337
+0.43%
AMD hurt quite a bit, but AAPL offset
exited OPEN this morning at 2.11, a 1000 dollar lesson learned
brety good week, im creeping up, im gonna make it bros! :D

>>60748337
+12.93% today. made a quick turnaround on SPX puts without holding them long enough to fuck myself. wish I had the balls to go in on SPX puts right before close; would have made a nice amount.
bought the LNTH dip and some UVIX + three UVIX 16.5 calls for 8/15. repeating last friday’s play.

To the anon that was talking about divvylooping, there's a trade restriction for me as an EU person. :/

I guess no looping for me~

>>60747146
NXDR is going to at least 6 soon thanks to Robinhood

Short CVNA, the CEO family is using his last pump and dumps to buy the losses at cost so he can keep dumping on people. He bought 800mm or so of loss with shell companies, pumped stock and has dumped almost $1.7billion so far after.

>>60748337
+1.19%
After the +8% over the past two days, I'm pleasantly surprised today ended green.
Led by TSLA, PLTR, the mags and Q's in general. AMD also recovered a little from its after hours low.

+0.22%
Thank god for PLTR. Hopefully Donald Doesn't kill my SPY calls tonight.

>>60748337
a whole life changing 2€

>>60748337
-1.09%. I didn’t really buy anything today except long options. PANW looks interesting. Seems like it hit bottom, but we’ll see.

I got two mailers from HELFY in the same day...
Please short this company out of existence

>>60748337
-0.02% Day,
-1.4% Week,
+3.4% Month,
+18.8% Year.

I'm happy. ^^

>>60748337
up 2.46%, 5.18% this week

elf bros it really is that easy

What are the thoughts on JD.com?

I have a question for my USA smg friends, do you realize how retarded your orange con president is? How is he viewed in the states? I'm not judging, just asking

>>60748426
everyone who didn't vote for him thinks he is a retard
his voters are split 50/50 between people who think he's a retard and people who think he's chosen by god to save america

>>60748413
never mind. pump retraced. only up 6 points after dropping like 25. disappoint.

>>60748415
Me chinese me play joke

>>60748426
Everone except his cult hates Trump
Rightoids hate him because he bows down to Isreal
Lefties hate him for various reasons
Even the Boomers are turning because of shit like Medicaid. It's really only his cult left.

>>60748440
I asked because I have some money in it...

>>60748444
Checked I guess..

>>60748359

>>60748426
>>60748436
>>60748444

Ah yes, the classic reddit tranny "ORANGE MAN LE BAD" this place is now infested with your kind.

I'm actually neutral towards trump, but you all sound like parrots repeating each other.

Your home is this way:

https://www.reddit.com/r/politics/

>>60748455
>I'm actually neutral towards Trump, which is why I overreact to even the lightest criticism of him!
you're not fooling anyone

I keep buying TQQQ and I keep winning. Is this enlightenment? Just buy every dip and set a stop loss. Ah, God bless the color green.

>>60748469
>set a stop loss.
You mean you don't just hold bags for five years? Doesn't sound very /biz/ of you.

How does FIG already have options?

>>60748476
Ha ha imagine if some one did that but for 8 years instead

>>60748337
+0.16%
Really want to start getting into GLD and IBIT

>>60748511
It's a week old, anon.

The three opinions are
>The chosen one to save America
>At least he wasn't Kamala or Biden
>Second coming of Hitler

That's pretty much it

>>60748426
He makes faggots seethe and that is all that matters. Also he's expanding republican power which is a good thing.

>>60748337
The moves I made me today got me -3$

>>60748531
All three sound great.

I am now officially a Novo Nordisk bagholder.

>>60748532
Gay

>>60748455
shockingly people think a retard who is fucking up left and right is actually uhhh bad. Wowzers, groundbreaking info there fellow real and legit 4channer!!!

>>60748547
Months ago I was reading before how Danes were encouraged to buy it as a bit of national pride, just think, an entire nation of baggies

>>60748547
Didn't they just have that study showing ozempic reversed aging? Whales will inherit the earth and you'll reap profits, while the fit-through-exercise shall languish and their bodies decay. Makes me sick to see FATTIES get a Win in this world.

>>60748555
Fuck off euro Tariffs are good

>>60748559
You can also reverse aging by using moisturizer on your skin and avoiding direct sunlight.

>>60747081
china is a meme. not a serious country.

>>60748580
Doesn't china only have a decade or so worth of drinkable water left?

>>60748562
Why?
>erm le trannies and fags!

>>60748373
>thanks to Robinhood
more info on this?

>>60748586
They're going to start a war with India over water.

soxl full recovery by eow

>>60748586
china will start a war with taiwan before they run out of water

fuck SOXL, i hope it drops below 20

>>60748590
globalism and free trade has done nothing but obliterate the middle class
get fucked europoor

>>60748643
Why the hate? I just want it to crab at about 26.

>>60748337
+0.61
This crab market is killing me

WHA TTHE FUCK WAS TAHSDTL;AKHSDT

wait doesn't NVDA beat SOXL single-handedly?

>>60748744
The heemining has begun

$RDDT probably still has legs.
>>60748760
$USD holds a lot of nvidia and is a better hold.

>>60748734
i bled out so much money from it elevatoring down over and over

FUCKING ORANGE RETARD

100% on chips holy fucking kekerino its so fucking over bros, I didn't think the Chud would do it THAT much.

>>60748770
Trash like RDDT going up so much makes me really fucking angry for some reason. I don't even have a position.

What are you guys freaking out about I don't have my charts open

>>60748348
So did you start investing this year, or is this just a side folio? If it's the former just focus on increasing your salary/income, stay away from options gambling and you'll make it all back through consistent gains through dca in no time.

>>60748790
No, I didn't just start this year. This is my gambling account. I have a larger boggle type account, and then 3 retirement accounts

>>60748780
Nobody will take him seriously on this, and for good reason.

>>60748547

there isn't even a fucking point anymore

>>60748775
BLOODY BASTARD BITCH BENCHOD. I JUST BOUGHTED SOXL. I AM FINANCIALLY RUINED

>Trump vows 100% tariff on chips, unless companies are building in the U.S.
i was thinking about this earlier this year when something like this was threatened.
isn't it just going to result in datacenters being built in canada or something. all the AI facilities don't actually need to be in the US.

>>60748811
>>60748820
>>60748780
>>60748775
Are you guys freaking out because SOXL is down 2% after hours

>>60748826
SAR. I AM ABOUT TO BE MARGIN CALLED SAR. DO NOT REDEEM IT

Every day he becomes more retarded, how do people have anything good to say about him? He's a complete retard

>>60748796
I expected as much since you obscured the value in the graph. But you sounded quite distraught about it in previous threads so I wanted to reassure you a bit just in case you were a fresh out out of college kid gambling away his first couple paychecks or an inheritance.
What did you implode on? Puts?

Big nothingburger on those O earnings, huh

>>60748775
wtf did he do this time

>>60748836
its unfortunate that those bullets missed

>>60748853
He had another brilliant idea

$15,000. All in on UnitedHealth (Ticker:UNH).
Either I double or even triple my returns or I put a bullet in my head.

>>60748844
I am distraught, but not just because of the losses. The rest of my life is collapsing lately too.
And all I did was sell my SOXL + TQQQ + UPRO at the bottom, and then miss the recovery

>>60748873
Why?
It's not at the bottom.

Sars, SOXL is recovering. Disregard previous messages. You may now redeem it

>>60748337
up like 800 clams
traded my first option, popped my butt cherry

>>60748873
>Either I double or even triple my returns or I put a bullet in my head.
why not both?

>>60748901
i don't get to use this pepe enough

>>60748901

Bull trap.

You SOXL boys were always kind to me, don't go the stock market tomorrow. It'll be a bloodbath for semiconductors.

>>60748906
>finally made it to 1 million
>can finally kill myself
Livin' the dream

>>60748927
You can kill yourself for a lot less if you know what you're doing.

>>60748936
>He doesn't want to go out in a barrel of gold coins
It's the pirate life for me

>>60748894
Too late now, I bought impulsively yesterday when it had a short term spike. I will embrace the falling knife.

>>60748950
You can simply exit the position with a small loss. You don't have to hold the bags. No one even has to know you took a bad trade if you don't say so.

>>60748916
Feels like I should buy SOXL puts.

>>60748959
For the sake of one or two more? Nah. My hands will not shake.

>>60748967
or just buy SOXS outright

>>60748975
I think you're going to lose money.

>>60748967

Short Samsung, they're fucked. TSMC, NVDA & INTC all have US Factories and will likely be unaffected.

>>60748850
>"Yeah we're just fucking awesome. 7.9% yield on our investments. This european investing is fucking easy money"
It's fun watching them slowly consume everything

>>60748836
He's very ignorant, but he has quite a bit of political savy. He played that bitch Ursula like a fiddle even though she was groomed to be a beaurocrat elite from kindergarten age, is an accomplished legislator, and comes from old aristocracy. Same story over and over since Hillary. They think all they need to out maneuver Trump is to throw some verbose jargon in his direction and act indignant when he says something krass. People know deep down that there is no changing the system without employing a degree of violence that would also shatter what little prosperity and comfort they have left, and for now they're unwilling (although some places like UK are starting to tilt). So they're taking their small petty revenge by empowering people like Trump who are inflicting mild inconvenience and psychological anguish on the beaurocrat class. And who can blame them? It's all very straightforward.

>>60748986
How? UNH is too big to fail. You should always bet on America.
Dips between 250 and 238 mean nothing. It'll be back to at least $400 by the end of the year.

>Trump wants TSMC to buy intel
this will only work if the asians can fire all the DEI retards they hired

new bread needed

>>60749009
>new bread needed
anyone baking?

>>60749009
>>60749014
We don't need one, the market has been solved

>>60749009
>>60749014
>>60749018

>>60749021
I'm not waiting fucking 300 seconds just bake a thread, WTF is wrong with this site?

>>60748885
>holding SOXL
You 100% deserve the portfolio dump. Sorry about your irl stuff, things will get better.

PLTR bros, your response?

>>60749042
>>60749042
>>60749042
NEW

>>60749002
It's too big to go out of business, it's definitely not too big to lose another 50-90% of its current stock value and crab until the next legislature.

>>60749044
>What's your response?
puts for insurance I guess.

>>60749051
If it loses 90% of its current stock value, I'm sure institutional investors like BlackRock and Vanguard would have something to say about it. That's incredibly unrealistic.

>>60749002
Going to $0 is not the only way to lose money on a stock, anon.

>>60749039
>things will get better.
probably not. I keep trying to get an appointment for my skin condition and i'm getting locked out of the system

>>60749087
Are you in the US? The trick is to get a referral from your primary care guy.

>>60749215
I can't get an appointment with my primary care for like 2 months. And I supposedly have the "good" insurance

>>60748080
no and saved

>>60748991
Samsung is building a factory in Texas to make the next AI chips for Tesla.

>>60748080
Nobody knows.