egg edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Zoomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

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>>60749042 (OP)
Eggs are still expensive and gas costs more than with Biden

>>60749042 (OP)
So what are you fellas up to these days?

>>60749049
losing money on SPY options

>>60749042 (OP)
>wizard detected

Also, to the anon that was shilling DJT the other day, I hope you die in a fire.

After hours market does NOT care about the news. Topkek. The kek? Topped. Toppeth kekketh, toooped koooked

>>60749061
I like eggs.

>>60749062
Your mask of sanity is slipping, anon

>>60749061
>shilling DJT

What are your thoughts about Peter Thiel?

New to investing, I’ve been all in on SCHG so far. What’s a good ETF to pair with that?

>>60749068
i made a lot of money off palantir but I still don't know wtf it does

>>60749049
Shitting on SBSW

>>60749042 (OP)

>>60749065
Welcome to /smg/ FUAAAAAAAACKK

>>60749068
I think he was the guy who killed Gawker which was pretty based.

>>60749086
TSLA stock went up after this verdict btw

Anyone wanna join my gang?
https://youtu.be/oseM5Zxgg78?si=KjdWx665WwSQ4-I0

I'm a poorfag third worlder and I put 8k into aapl a couple months ago at 205 as a bit of meme. why did it hit 220 after close today? should I sell?

>>60749047
They stopped inflation didnt reverse it
Kek

I'm being priced out of beef and it's pissing me off

>>60749068
Iconically gay psychopath. Incidentally the most powerful gay man in the world. Did you know he domestically abused his live-in boytoy? He's super gay, giga gay even. He tries to hide this for some reason, the way he likes to stick his penis is other men's rectums, but I'm not sure why since this is 2025. He's also the mastermind behind a variety of purely destructive ventures that would lead to societal collapse and global feudalism, but I'm more interested in why he just won't have sex with a woman to mellow him out.

>>60749110
Have you considered not being poor? I eat steak 5 days a week.

>>60749114
I couldn't eat that much steak. Salmon, on the other hand...

>>60749111
Dominating bussy isn't enough, he needs to dominate the world

>>60749116
Cant stand cooked salmon. I need it prepared by a trained sushi chef. Now THATS expensive.

>>60749125
I love it cooked, smoked, or raw.

Do you ever purchase a stock just because you personally like the product or service they provide?
Today I went through my monthly Europoor humiliation ritual of returning my empty cans and bottles to the supermarket. Usually it's quite the ordeal because the machine spits the bottles back out, makes you rotate them again and again or flat out refuses to accept them.
But my local supermarket installed new machines made by a Scandinavian company called Tomra (TMRAY) and to my absolute shock they actually function. You put in the bottle, the machine takes the bottle, you receive your money. Amazing. I don't know why nobody managed to build this technology for ~20 years, but here we are. I'm considering a small position.
Not pictured: Tomra machine in the wild.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.

>>60749134
I bought NTDOY because I knew the Switch was going to be big.

>>60749114
Yea sure. 17.99$ a lb for ribeye is insane especially from big box chain groceries

>>60749086
>Naibel Benavides
Ooops, looks like grok got hold of the steering wheel controls for a second.

>>60749134
I bought Rolls Royce about a year ago after deciding that if I ever actually made it I'd buy a Rolley (Lambos are a bit much desu) didn't even known about their nuclear subs side of the business, thought it was fancy cars and plane engines

I demand deflation

WHERE'S THE TACO, DAHNALD?

>>60749155
Rolls Royce literally does not own the Rolls Royce car brand

>>60749157
check yo pants

Joby trannies are we going to make it after today's earning report?

>>60749141
I pay 14.99 for ribeye, but I prefer sirloin desu, which is only 10.99. Helps to live near the beef.

>>60749163
Well shit, shows how much I know, might have to rethink the Rolley plan

>>60749161

>>60749155
>>60749182
BMW bought the car brand in 2003.

Which one of the shilled tickers that were up today are the best bet biz? I personally like MNMD, just got an upgrade recently. An anon called out NEON when it was 8-10 and ran up to upper 20s. HOVR up a lot recently and is cheap as fuck under $2, might have some meme potential there


Trump - 100% tariffs on semis unless you are building or producing in US - NVDA up on this and should run to 200 post earnings end of month. Indexes need to rebalance though it is 15-20% of some mutual funds now so I can see (((them))) letting it churn between 170-180 for a while

I am so God damn fucking pissed.
I waited for the market to top out today and I bought puts and the top and crabbed at the top for 4 hours and never went down.
I got absolutely fucking raped.
I'm done with trying to trade because the market makes absolutely no sense.

>>60749173
They were 8.99 last October on sale and now on sale maybe I can touch 14.99 for a strip

>>60749068
>What are your thoughts about Peter Thiel?
Well, in this clown world it's probably a very real possibility that Thiel, Musk and Zuckerberg eventually become the three people fighting over pretend ownership (the ownership granted to them by the impotent, passive masses (8b+)) over this planet.
Thiel seemingly is not afraid to utilize his "wealth" (unrealized stock market gains he probably uses as collateral at his gay jewish friends banks) to slowly but surely buy and influence his way to rule this planet as the head of a tentacle.
Musk and Zuckerberg kind of shied away from that, for whatever reason. Probably because they aren't gay, have children, and wish for them to have a somewhat brighter future.
All Thiel cares about is tight male buttholes and world domination in the NOW as he'll never have a bloodline (if not artificially created, probably replicas of himself).
Oh yeah... and Thiel is (or will become) the premiere person trying to outrun death by all means. He'll push Kurzweil to second place.

erm yeah SOXL trannies i'm thinkin' we're back

I am so God damn fucking pissed.
I waited for the market to top out today and I bought puts at the top and it crabbed at the top for 4 hours and never went down.
I got absolutely fucking raped.
I'm done with trying to trade because the market makes absolutely no sense.

>>60749191
>>60749205
fuck off m8

>>60749068
based

>>60749208
Eat she and die you little faggot bitch.

>>60749210
Fuck that keep demand high and supply low. It's what keeps our wages skyrocketing.

>>60749217
wot u say bugger

>>60749110
hamburger is $7/lb now.

>>60749191
Apple is up even more AH and back to pre earnings level. This will lift SPY tomorrow and open AI is revealing GPT-5 this week and getting new funding at new valuation. AI trade is still on do you niggers even into the general direction of the market

https://www.theverge.com/news/720114/openai-gpt-5-launch-event-tease

https://www.cnbc.com/amp/2025/08/05/openai-talks-with-investors-about-share-sale-at-500-billion-valuation.html

SOXL puts?

>>60749110
here in texas is reaching 12-13$...

>>60749225
if you want to get raped

>>60749225
USD calls instead
Or just buy NVDA

>>60749221
wtf you look like a fucking inbred mongoloid

Missed US session. Currently going through all the news. All I read is tariffs here, tariffs there, more on China, more on Chips, mrussian oil. So why is it up as if the ISM and NFP didn't exist?

>>60749219
Would you trust an Indian contractor to safely install or service your gas, electricity, water, or air service?

iirc aug 8 is tariff day (real) so expecting a heavy drop if there’s no further delays

>>60749248
I wouldn't trust an Indian contractor to do anything unless he could verify his brahmin ancestry first.

>U.S. Treasury auctions off $42 billion up 10 year note

High-yield 4.255%
WI level at the time of the auction 4.244%
Bid to cover: 2.35X vs 2.58X six month average
Directs (domestic buyers): 19.61% vs 16.4% six month average
Indirects (international buyers): 64.23% vs 72.3% six month average
Dealers: 16.16% vs 11.2% six month average
AUCTION GRADE: D

And a bad auction for treasuries. Wtf?

>>60749248
Why? Are you hiring them?

>>60749210
>>60749219

Man electricians don't get paid what they deserve unless they own their own business. I was an industrial electrician for 6 years and I only made good money $50+ an hour when I was doing traveling contracts. Local was (and still is) barely $20.

>>60749225
Yes. Unemployment claims will knock the market down tomorrow. The cattle are fat and complacent.

>>60749247
Because the ism and nfp will go up soon, simple as

>>60749264
It's close to 50$ a hr here. Same with all the trades. In a pretty low cost state as well

>>60749270
And if it's worse it's going to be the next and the one after

CXDO was only up 2.5% today after good earnings wtf it's not fair

>Trump has announced a 100% tariff on all imported computer chips and semiconductors, aiming to boost domestic production.

>However, Trump did provide an 'out' - companies that are already building or have committed to building manufacturing facilities in the U.S. will be exempt. While the move is designed to encourage onshoring, it could raise prices on electronics, cars, appliances, and other consumer goods.

TACO before it even started. Just drag the construction.

>>60749261

>>60749068
I honestly don't know how someone can be a homo, a psychopath and based at the same time but the guy does it

>>60749349
>companies that are already building or have committed to building manufacturing facilities in the U.S. will be exempt.
oh, so this really won't affect most of them

>>60749111
Checked but sex with women is gay because they are girly. Thiel has true roman patrician taste

>>60749349
>TACO
>after the absolute butt fucking he gave Europe
the cope is outstanding

>>60749262
>>60749260
>issue with house
>call your power company theyll send someone over
>pajeet rolls up
>saar please do the needful am very certificated for the work

>>60749357
>WI = issued yield for the treasuries
>High level during auction: if higher than WI = not much demand
>other shit is who buys, domestic, international etc.

>>60749367
directed at china basically. If you have one factory in the US or are building one, or only have pledged to build one (? maybe???) this might be enough to be exempt

Anybody else trading puts on FIG? What’s the outlook, I’m not liking the random pump today

>>60749395
I expect it to go down tomorrow. I bought more puts today.

>>60749237
>Buying NVDA over PLTR

I have 10k just chilling in PLTR and it made $400 today. Anybody that doesn't buy the next dip is insane.

Elon musk is using his stock as collateral to pump his stocks; tesla is running on fumes and fanboys, and their cars are self driving themselves into parked vehicles.

>>60749404
>596 P/E
What justifies this valutation?

>>60749414
they're clearly expecting earnings to 10x somehow

>>60749414
Nothing. They are just trying so suck in as many cattle as they can before they dump it.

>futures

>>60749414
it's a store of value :)

>>60749382
Power company doesn't do work in your house.

>>60749414
They just crushed their earnings, ground it up into powder and snorted it like fucking Scarface on Monday.

>>60749349
so what about these?
did he taco on them once again?
today is either THE day or another taco day?!

>>60749349
why can't he just pump my INTC bags?

>>60749465
Kek. INTCel baggies

>>60749456
August 7th and September 30th big dump days. Liberation day ii and iii

>>60749414
Tesla and palantir are pumped by fraud which explains their skyhigh valuations despite having no earnings. Enron vibes all around

>>60749404
>the next dip
lol

buy utilities

>>60749426
This was banned in England.

https://youtu.be/l0bmJlrhRg4?si=Vkgbi0g5RKufUCaB

>supposedly a trillion dollar company
>an LA diner
Fucking kek when they crash its going to be absolutely brutal. Even elon admits its a twenty eight dollar stock.

>>60749456
I don't know, there's TACOS ALL OVER THE PLACE

>>60749488
Is AEP any good? I try to stick with stuff in the S&P 500.

>>60749494
wtf is that, brain in between 2 buns?

What's making SOXL go up so much after hours? Somebody have good earnings?

>>60749505
NVDA is at 180.30 or something

>>60749498
AEP, SO, DUK, NEE, D

there are smaller regional players also XEL, WEC, ES, ED

they are pretty much bonds in my portfolio and have been doing well the last few years

>>60749486

>futures

NXDR reporting tomorrow.

How does this UI look? This portion of the page is the noob zone, where you can just button mash on mobile to get started. I want the user interaction to be so easy it's impossible not to use it. Will post a few more screenshots of the noob zone button mashing workflow next, appreciative of any feedback.

>>60749134
Based, I also retuned some cans today. Apart from rejecting all my Sams club sodas the machines worked great.

>>60749600
Way too bright,make a dark mode also way too many colors, if you must have different colors the get a thematic palate like pic related

>>60749600

>>60749615
Also sometimes black text with light background and sometimes white text with dark background looks terrible, pick one or the other

>>60749600
>>60749615
The results allow further introspection and analysis into the data as well so the analysis can be continued. There is a dedicated 'Research' page that's essentially a Jupyter Notebook wrapper (geared toward power users), so I have to reconcile where the overlap ends between the two pages or whatever.


>>60749614
Thanks for the feedback, I kind of liked the colors on that page in particular as it makes it look like legos or building blocks, i.e not intimidating. The rest of the site has more cohesive color palette.

>>60749614
>>60749623
here's the dark mode home page fwiw

>>60749631
where's the porn pics?

>>60749631
Remind me what this is? It looks nice

>>60749623
>Also sometimes black text with light background and sometimes white text with dark background looks terrible, pick one or the other
What are you referring to here precisely? In general if the site was refined enough and you could button mash a backtest, is this something you might use? in addition to also being a focused discussion platform / community and news feed

>>60749110
Buy the cheaper cuts & slow cook em til they’re tender.

>>60749631
Much better imo

pltr going ham in the AH

>>60749641
it's a site I'm building, mostly as a tool for myself but with a vague ambition to potentially launch and monetize. the idea being a news site like hacker news, but with a quant finance focus and built-in tooling for testing out strategies, sharing notebooks, etc and ideally deployment to live/paper.

>>60749503
Its worse than it looks. Everything about the place has corners cut, the food is bland and overpriced, and there were a bunch of vacant teslas that nobody owned taking up the parking to make it seem like it was busier.
ironically tesla is also facing several lawsuits from contractors, and suppliers that are all thinking twice before ever dealing with elon again, he doesnt pay them and these smaller companies are being financially pressured by teslas unpaid dues because he wants to swallow them up and replace them with h1bjeets.

>>60749645
For example, sentiment analysis is in white text, but next to it custom strategy builder is in black text

If you are going for bright colors then just make all the text black and maybe swap the dark blue/purple because it will be hard to read

The contrast is too much and should be used sparingly and intentionally to draw user attention to specific things

>>60749445
If their earnings were high enough to justify their current valuation, they wouldn't have 600 P/E.
So, there must be another reason.

Joby earnings call - talk about partnering with L3 for defense related transport
about 1:16:00
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ysIU9ih5yo

>>60749653

>>60749600
>>60749600
Alternatively you can checkerboard it so the text color swap looks intentional

Swap positions
Emacross>pairs trading
Momentum>statistical arbitrage
Sentiment analysis>custom strategy builder

>>60749666
oh, yeah my bad, that's just the AI being retarded. there's a lot of polish etc I'm not worried about right now, but I don't wanna wait until I'm 100% polished before posting for feedback either.

but yes that should definitely be uniform. I'm mostly concerned with the overall UI, I'd like it so irresistibly easy that even my tech inept friends could use it. I want it to be so easy you can backtest reasonably sophisticated strategies on your phone, just pressing those buttons. but also with an integrated IDE for power users.

idk it's fun to work on and once it's done I'll use it at least, maybe a friend or two might like it as well

>>60749600

>>60749493
The comments section isn't even disabled, it just has zero comments. Creepy. All I wanted was some cheeky low quality youtube bants but you need a loicense to mouff off

>futures

>>60749493
How is this supposed to make me want to buy crypto?

>>60749349
Is this good or bad for SOXL? I mean, semi prices should go up, right? But semi companies might shit themselves.

>>60749465
>bag holding
I ate good last week buying at $19.10 and it'll feel even better selling at $21 by Friday.

>>60749781
It's already up roughly 2.5% in futures, the markets like the news

>>60749349
I really should have slurped today, but I only have like $7k left to slurp...

real GAMBlin in after hours
where my GAMBlers

>>60749790
Me but amazon
Retards dumped it on a literal nothingburger

I went long goyslop but maybe too early, once JFK is gone they shall moon

>>60749823
>implying

If you put money in snack food companies you are fucked, EBT is starting to be blocked in places like walmart for soda and chips.

>>60749828
yep another reason to buy, what is gonna happen when we get another globohomo admin?
The very foundation of america is subsidizing goyslop, my international trade professor talked about it all the time when i was in masters Econ courses

>>60749828
Speaking of, I have 120 WMT and no idea why it popped 4% today

>>60749852
tarrifs are fake maybe

>Trump adviser Navarro signals caution on further China tariffs over Russian oil

oh no

>>60749895
let's have a panic sell-off and drive FIG to $50

is the XYZ meme atill alive?
earnings tomorrow

>>60749042 (OP)
FYI look it up
The upcoming Bullish BLSH IPO is literally backed by Peter Thiel backer of Facebook and Palantir amongst others, its guaranteed giant money.

>>60749910
>can't buy it because my broker is Fidelity and they won't sell IPOs to anyone with less than six figure net worth
gay

>>60749728
Leave a comment get a knock on your door. As in literally actually.

>>60749916
Schwab didnt get me ABNB shares and i had 150k in there. some brokers suck for IPOs.

>>60749944
It was banned from airing on TV, not made illegal to watch.

>>60749910
da fuck
well where CAN you get in on the country club benefits

when is JPOW gonna take a dirt nap so my JNK can moon?

>>60749954
If you are a bong and you leave the wrong comment the cops will show up to your door. They now have a special "elite" (their own words) police force that monitors comments and will show up to your house. That is likely why none of them are posting.

>>60749910
i already bought some based on its name. i know nothing about the company. lots of IPO winners lately anyways.

henlo mister jerome
please it is time to lower the rates
also please add gpus to the fed's balance sheet
you should purchase 50 billion rtx 5090s per month
thank you mister jerome

How much longer do we have in the bull run?

>>60750055
2 moons

>>60750055
if it doesnt correct Q4 this year then it'll be postponed until 2026 Q4 and so on
companies can make their Q1, Q2, Q3 look amazing but if they're hiding expenses they'll have to push it to Q4, all the funny things happen at the end of the year, same thing with the actual dotcom bubble at the end of 1999

so far though it's turning out to not be a bubble. Bad companies are getting rekt at earnings, so that's scams like OPEN, SMCI, and AMD
while good companies are mooning
at the smallcap space I was looking at CXDO and AMPL and they're both showing nice growth so at least in the smallcap space ai is not a bubble yet and it's following fundamentals for the most part (there are always anomalies with the nature of pump n dumps with no revenues)

it's actually a bit painful i am starting to have a hard time finding cheap shit to buy, it was a lot easier when i was just buying ai dashcams under a 50 million market cap but now the rising tide is starting to make everything float up
love me some
>CXDO
>IDN
>ITMSF
for now

>>60750055
2 more weeks

Martin Armstrong's computah is starting to predict chilling events in confluence with other geomagnetic catastrophe predictions.

The elite aren't building their bunkers because they're afraid of WW3.

>>60750072
2 moons until we see some of the first signs of smart money getting out, seems about right
>>60750084
so mid october to november for a potential peak

>>60750055
Once all this tariff garbage is over with, we'll plunge.
The uncertainty is what's moving markets.

Why has the market moved up through the FOMC lows?
This market is run by gay nigger lovers

>>60750110
>FOMC lows
t. shorted the bottom

>>60749210
>We need more electricians
you know who thinks we dont need more electricians
old faggot retards who are already electricians

>>60750103
>so mid october to november for a potential peak
yes but before we can have a 1999 dot com peak, we need to have 1996, 1997, and 1998 first

we're still following fundamentals and the only people whining about the market not following fundamentals are years too early because they dont actually understand whats driving this.
companies are growing and making $$$ and the rest of the big players are just starting to get into building data centers. It's not like people are ignorant of what full blown mania even looks like considering it's only been several years since our last one, way too early to call it a bubble until IPOs and SPACs are coming out endlessly at crazy valuations

i put my money in my mouth and im basically 0% cash right now after friday dip

>>60750110
I'm convinced the entire market is just a head game. Like right now with all the tariffs starting Thursday futures should be deep red. But they aren't. Why? Because you think they should be red! Games all the way down.

*ting ting* *cough* uhm I have an announcement to make

>>60750130
Very nice, wonderful! Marvelous even! Congratulations on that.

*burp* sorry, I'm a bit dizzy already.

>>60749134
>Do you ever purchase a stock just because you personally like the product or service they provide?
Nope. The bottle and can return process here involves driving down to recycling place where a retard -an actual man with down's syndrome- counts your bottles and writes the total on a slip of paper for you to take to a man with schizophrenia working the cash register. You present your paper to this man and he will pay you your four dollars. I don't bother with this anymore. I just chuck bottles in to the recycling bin the city has provided to my house.

>>60750130
Anons, I have big financial news for you all. I have finally..
Oh look the Hors d'Oeuvres have arrived

>>60750141
Le cookies are ready

>>60749134
yes, Chipotle years ago

>>60750030
someone stop him, his demands are getting unreasonable

>>60749134
>Do you ever purchase a stock just because you personally like the product or service they provide?

I did that with Rivian waaaay back before anybody had heard of them but the stock was a dog so I dumped it for PLTR

>>60749155
>I bought Rolls Royce about a year ago after deciding that if I ever actually made it I'd buy a Rolley
Luxury vehicles are the intellectual man's bling vehicle splurg. The suspension tuning and sound dampening of a high end luxury car is just divine.

>mfw knew the solid winners
>decide not to invest in them and do stupid shit
>only beginning to recover from major losses
Should've just gone JOBY when it was $5-$6.

>>60749155
Only that RollsRoyce is made by BMW.

>>60750055
probably when there's no rating cuts on the horizon. it'd just be psychologically embarrassing to have a recession start right now, with cuts like a month away. almost like saying your goodbye to someone but walking in the same direction.
but then probably october and december cuts too, so same logic applies

>>60749349
Uhh soxl sissies, it's going back to <$10 isn't it?

>>60749349
so most companies wont be affected but theyll use it as an excuse to raise prices and fuck everyone

>>60750207
I asked grok a few hours ago but didn't post. Basically, yes. Especially if Grok is right about chipmaking equipment also being tariffed. Seems like Trump wants to force ASML more than others.

>>60750141
*burp* thanks for the parience anons before we get to it lets recall all times w..
Oh look the *shits* *farts* the entrees are here so soon *pisses pants*

Anyone here participate in Robinhood IPO's and proceed to sell before the period they demand you hold? Did they ban you from IPO's?

>>60750094
So long commodities? All in on canned food, both shares and physical stock?

WHY ISN'T THE MARKET DUMPING ON INDIA TARIFFS BITCH BLOODY BENCHOD WE ARE SUPERPOWER AMERICA IS OVER

>>60750149
Oh good anon you brought the wine.
>1945 Domaine de la Romanée-Conti Romanée-Conti Grand Cru

>>60750236
I hope India loses all jeet presence through banishment to hell, and it gets converted into a nature preserve.

>>60750236
Dont talk about indians at the dinner table anons, it isnt good manners.
Now where is the court jester for the sabrage?
Ahhh yes.
So back to the news.
*ting ting* *SMASH*

>>60750236
it is only 10 am in india sarr, we will crush them soon

>>60750211
Trump won't be tarrifing ASML. He's not retarded.

>>60750242
Bone apple tea

>>60750242
that will pair fabulously with the ghost pepper cheetos, excellent choice

>>60750254
I sold it all and moving to Orlando

>futures

>>60750275
unironically looking like spiced maggots, lmao

>>60750288
maggots are haute cuisine mon cher

>>60749261
And how much of that was actually just the fed stealth buying notes to create illusory demand and then just parking them in the Caymans? USD is cooked.
https://ticdata.treasury.gov/resource-center/data-chart-center/tic/Documents/slt_table5.html

SPY to 638 Thursday :3
screencabbb dis possdd xDDD

>>60749237
Based nvdy enjoyer

>>60749910
what are the odds this does well long term and doesn't plummet after the 30-day flipping restriction is up? not that it stops a lot of people anyways

>>60750123
It's no big mystery, markets go up when there's more liquidity in the system. That's largely all it is, trickle down from the debt market. It's like wondering why plants suddenly grow better with more exposure to rain and sunlight.

if Trump does enact dividends for the American people paid for by the tariffs, this will have an inflationary effect on consumer prices.

Equities are just debt market's bitch.

>>60749600
Why isn't divvylooping under strategies????

>>60750334
Lol america isnt getting shit
hes tariffing everything to """""""afford"""""""""" his billionare tax cuts

>>60750123
They might tank tomorrow like last week.

>>60750341
Inflationary pressure will be applied to interest rates in the case of the Freedom Dividends.

>>60750334
You get inflation either way. The whole reason Trump enacted tariffs in the first place is that he wants to weaken the dollar, and he'll do it any way he can. He can't force fed to lower rates, so he does something by proxy to try to force their hand. He wants the money printer back on and even says so openly. Literal fucking headline last month where he says a strong dollar is nice, but you make so much more with a weaker dollar.

That whole bullshit line about other countries ripping America off is hilarious. Other countries send the US actual goods, and we send them our fucking debt in return. You don't get a better deal in favor of the US. The problem is the interest payments on the US debt, it's unsustainable. His game is to lower rates so the US can weaken the dollar and pay down the debt with devalued currency. Then when you get the debt lowered, you can strengthen the USD again and go back to ripping everyone else off. Or at least that's the game plan I see.

>>60750356
The truth is that we have been massively underpaid for the security we guarantee everyone.
In basically all of human history countries end up going bankrupt just trying to hold their borders up.
We have bases in every country , we do it all.
The US even patrols China’s water for them for pirates cause they cant even handle that shit in their own country.
Yeah they will take Taiwan though…
The central bank printing their way out of it so long is fucking the american people to close to the point of “kill all the rich”.
Or something like that

>>60750350
yes, the dollar is poised to weaken significantly in the coming decades. however, we will have another milkshake or two before we copy the old china.

>>60750236
I love that literally everybody hates India kek

>>60749261
Didn't a news article say no one showed up to buy any last time?

I'm officially a baggie now.

>>60749042 (OP)
What's the point of constantly moving to a new board?

Will these tariffs make tomorrow blood red? why is the market so unfazed?
>>60750434
>I'm officially a baggie now.
Youre already less of a faggot than he is
>>60750435
Go back.

>>60749111
You use the word 'gay' as if it's something bad. Did they hurt you? Did they touch your willy like how the Jews touched Adolf's willy? xD

>>60749134
Yes, I bought Sony and WACLY because I like brands, not sure for how much I sold Sony, but WACLY is +40% at the moment.

>>60750449
To catch you by surprise

Fed now conditioning the public to the idea of gold revaluation on some kind of gold backing on the back end the bond market.

https://www.federalreserve.gov/econres/notes/feds-notes/official-reserve-revaluations-the-international-experience-20250801.html

Reminder that most retail portfolios have zero gold exposure.

>>60749698
thanks for the tips earlier. I don't like how the top left looks currently, the AlphaPulse and Builder/Notebook slider just looks off. Lemme post the Strategy Builder UI real quick then I'll go to bed aka stop shitting it up

I think I don't like the dark mode because it becomes more neon than pastel, I'll have to figure that out.

In 1929, wall street kept rocketing higher and high even as the main street economy entered a recession. Eventually the reality on main street caught up with wall street, and the bottom fell out of the market, causing the great depression.

>>60749426
haha fat

>>60750471
Good thing that our current economy is robust and doing quite well.

>>60749620
I dislike these types of caps, I always just rip it off and if I plan on using the bottle, I cut away the plastic... What even is the point of these?!

>>60750484
Even using the fraudulent government economic numbers, most of the economy is already in a recession, with the massive spending from the AI bubble holding everything else up.

>>60749659
I thought Teslabot were supposed to work there and serve you food, why are they hiring meatbags?

>>60750499
By what possible metric is "most of the economy" already in a recession?

>>60750506
You call the woman fat, but the guy is meat. Meat isn't fat and fat isn't meat.

>>60750509
>Donald Trump claims America is “the hottest country anywhere in the world”.

>On Wall Street, there are plenty of signs that this is true. The value of artificial intelligence (AI) chipmaker Nvidia has just surpassed $4tn (£3tn), a first for any publicly traded company in the world. This single American firm is now worth more than the output of Germany’s entire economy in a year.

>The S&P 500 and the Nasdaq Composite stock indexes are near record highs. America’s big five banks saw revenues surge by a combined 17pc this spring. US GDP rose at an annualised rate of 3pc between April and June.

>But underneath the gloss of an artificial intelligence boom and surging Wall Street profits, all is not well. America is grappling with an alarming jobs slowdown, a frozen housing market, a small business crunch and crumbling consumer confidence.

>The US president may have delivered a booming stock market, but economists warn he is pushing many sectors into recession. His working class Maga support base will be the worst hit.

>“Manufacturing is in recession. Construction is in a deep recession. Transportation and distribution is in recession. Wholesaling is in recession. Retail is holding on by its thumbs, it’s very close,” says Mark Zandi, chief economist at Moody’s Analytics.

>He believes that as much as a third of the US economy is already effectively in recession.

>“The industries that are going to get nailed, they’re the kind of working class, low-to-middle income kind of job,” Zandi says.
Slowdown in jobs market

>In other words, Trump has succeeded in splitting the US economy in two: while Wall Street and Silicon Valley are booming, the rest of the country is suffering a redneck recession. The working classes who helped Trump return to the White House are now suffering.

>>60750094
I do like rice and tuna with olive oil and onions sauce, I eat it every day, it's my meal of the day! ^^

>>60750509
>>60750517
>“We have an economy with really just one dynamic sector, the tech sector,” says Dean Baker, the senior economist at the Center for Economic and Policy Research (CEPR), a think tank.

>Jobs data on Friday showed a major slowdown in employment. Instead of the 110,000 new jobs economists had expected for June, non-farm payroll employment – a key measure of job creation – rose by just 73,000. Meanwhile, estimates for May and June were revised down by a combined 258,000, the largest two-month downward revision excluding the pandemic.

>“The biggest alarm bells are in the labour market,” says Gbenga Ajilore, the chief economist at the Center on Budget and Policy Priorities (CBPP).

>Ajilore puts the probability of a US recession in the next 12 months at 55pc. “It would be 100pc self-inflicted,” he says.

>Trump was so rocked by the jobs figures that he immediately sacked Erika McEntarfer, the Bureau of Labor Statistics’ commissioner, making an unfounded claim that the numbers had been “rigged”.

>His move has sparked warnings of threats to financial stability as the credibility of US statistics comes under question. Michael Feroli, of JP Morgan, warned that trust in the bureau’s inflation data was essential for the $2.1tn market for Treasury Inflation Protected Securities (TIPS).

>The revision of the jobs numbers probably reflected the fact that smaller companies, who are feeling the worst of Trump’s tariff and immigration policies, were late to respond to the survey.

>They had other things on their minds: the manufacturing sector, for example, has now shed 33,000 jobs since the start of the year.

>“Tariffs have had a major impact on manufacturing in the US,” says Tom Derry, the chief executive of the Institute for Supply Management (ISM).

>>60750509
>>60750517
>>60750521
>Trump has claimed that tariffs will boost American manufacturing by encouraging companies to produce more goods domestically. However, the reality is that even when goods are manufactured in America, the factories rely heavily on imported materials. Key components include steel and aluminium, which have been hit with 50pc import tariffs.

>The lowest earners are already getting hit by this redneck recession.

>Figures from the Atlanta Fed show wage growth for the poorest quarter of earners has slowed to 3.7pc, down from 4.8pc just before Trump won the election. High earners have been more insulated, with wage growth for the top quarter still tracking at 4.7pc.

>There are other signs that those who work for a living are beginning to struggle. New home sales slumped by 13.7pc in May compared to the prior month. Surveys of consumer confidence show a rebound in June but only after a sharp plunge following Trump’s “liberation day” announcement on April 2, with confidence still well below where it was before the president took office.

>“I think it is very likely to be a bad story for the bottom half of the labour market,” says Baker.

>>60750509
>>60750517
>>60750521
>>60750524
>Many companies are also struggling. Small businesses, which do not have the cash reserves or economies of scale to absorb policy shocks, have been the hardest hit by Trump’s tariffs.

>John Arensmeyer, the chief executive of the Small Business Majority, an industry group, warns that many will go under by the end of the year.

>“Small businesses are just being hammered by these tariffs. The tariffs themselves are cutting into their profit margins, but also it’s the uncertainty,” says Arensmeyer.

>On top of the trade war, small companies are also wrestling with Trump’s immigration crackdown and cuts to government grants.

>Across the US economy, finance and healthcare are points of strength alongside tech. But growth in these sectors is masking wider economic problems.

>The surge in second-quarter GDP was most likely a blip, driven by a fall in imports, which flattered the numbers because of how they are calculated. Imports tumbled after Trump’s “liberation day” tariffs announcement.

>Across the first six months of the year, growth slowed to 1.2pc, down from 2.5pc last year. The Federal Reserve expects the economy to expand by 1.4pc across 2025.

>Half of this may be driven by AI investment. Jens Nordvig, the founder of Exante Data, has calculated that the ongoing AI boom could grow the US economy by 0.7pc in 2025.

>Trump deserves some credit. While most of the surge in AI investment has been driven by market forces, the president has been a booster of the technology and has championed data centre investment in the US.

>However, Nordvig’s numbers suggest the outlook would be bleak without this surge. The foundations of the US economy are shaky, dependent on just one sector for much of its growth.

>>60750258
Many companies are starting to build their fabs in USA, so having a tariff on ASML would basically be free money for Trump, right?

>>60750509
>>60750517
>>60750521
>>60750524
>>60750530
>The stock market is also not as healthy as headlines suggest. More than half of the S&P 500 companies that have released their second quarter results reported falling profit margins, a clear sign that tariffs are taking their toll.

>And while the S&P 500 index of the largest listed companies has climbed by more than 7pc so far this year, the S&P 600 index of smaller companies is down by more than 3pc.

>“There are signs of investors getting ahead of themselves. I worry that the non-tech part of the market is vulnerable to a significant correction,” says Zandi.

>“Once investors start to see proof of the ill effects of tariffs and immigration policy, the risk is that we do see them kind of run for the hills. Markets are only OK until they’re not.”

>>60750517
>>60750521
>>60750524
So you don't have any actual argument or factual data as to why you think most of the economy would be in a recession, just negative news headlines and opinions by economists who were wrong about everything they predicted since April. Got it.

>>60750337
I'm from EU and I can't do the divvyloop because ULTY doesn't have KID (or something) document in correct language or something.

Do you have any alternatives or suggestions that would make divvyloop possible in EU?

>>60750540
>t. world's biggest top buyer

>>60750372
China takes Taiwan,
USA takes Greenland,
Russia takes Ukraine,
and everyone's happy. ^^

>>60750537
imagine listening to journalists instead of throwing turtle bones and divining cryptic messages in your dreams. Cringe

>>60750544
I'm not buying the top, I bought a fair amount back in april and now I'm waiting for a decent correction myself. But you're talking about a full blown recession and you're claiming we're already in one. if I had to choose between either going long or short in the S&P500 today and hold that position for the next 5 years, I'd 100% go long in a heartbeat at this very tippity top of the market and I wouldn't lose any sleep over it.

today line will go up

>>60750560

>>60750537
And by the way, what exactly are you expecting all those analysts and "experts" to say who told their customers to sell out of US equities or even short the S&P500 back in April?

"I'm sorry, we were wrong and our bad advice lost you all billions of $"? or
"akschually, we were probably right, it's just a matter of time until the market crashes, 2 more weeks, trust the plan."

Of course they have to remain bearish and negative, the past couple of months was one of the most hated recovery rallies in stock market history because so many morons sold in April and are now underexposes and priced out.

>>60750567
Kek, if you seriously think the S&P500 is going to be lower in 5 years than it is right now, please go ahead and actually put your money where your mouth is. Post your short position that you are going to keep for the next years.

>>60750573
>he hasn't looked at the 2007 chart
>he doesn't know
Keep buying that rally, buddy. I'm sure it will keep going. :^)

>>60750581
I have deep OTM puts expiring in 2027. Not sharing ticker or strike, because they're very illiquid and I don't trust the kike market makers.

>>60750211
>South Korea says Samsung, SK Hynix will not be subject to 100% US chip tariffs http://reut.rs/45BVnEi

>>60750517
>>60750521
>>60750524
>>60750530
>>60750537

Maybe the /smg/ is slow because all the Bri'ish peeps are under 18 and can't use the website?

>>60750517
Who cares about American lives if the stock market is doing good? I'm an euro.

>>60750606
then you'll enjoy the taxes to employ even more strong independent women into the government

>>60750613
yes.

At what point do I start slurping vix again?

Seriously, when do we go all in on shorts?

>>60750211
ASML has a monopoly. Tariffing them 100% would crash the entire tech sector, which means he's not going to do shit.

>>60750596
There's only a handful of chip manufacturers out there. Who is this tariff even going to affect?

>>60750635
Some chinese or something, "legacy chips" said Grok. So, Trump is maybe tryng to pressure the chinese again? Who knows what he's trying to do. In any case, it's not really going against big companies but only going to hurt small businesses that import chinese and other stuff.

Sold my AMD.
Now my IBM has to Go Up 20%

>>60750613
Strong women in pencil skirts make my dick hard.

>>60750656
In that case also enjoy your jail time, if you are white.

>RECIPROCAL TARIFFS TAKE EFFECT AT MIDNIGHT TONIGHT! BILLIONS OF DOLLARS, LARGELY FROM COUNTRIES THAT HAVE TAKEN ADVANTAGE OF THE UNITED STATES FOR MANY YEARS, LAUGHING ALL THE WAY, WILL START FLOWING INTO THE USA
its happening.... bear chads! its finally happening...

>>60750650
>Sold my AMD.
Just curious, did you sell because you wanted to lock in your gains, or were you spooked by the dump?

>>60750661
I'm not White though, I'm a slav.

>>60750666
I was going to ask if you mean in 14 hours, but no

>IT’S MIDNIGHT!!! BILLIONS OF DOLLARS IN TARIFFS ARE NOW FLOWING INTO THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!

>>60750666
But I thought tariffs were already in place?

>>60750672
bearbros... It's time

Sorry, wrong image.

thanks for the free money, leftypol

Reminder to slurp rheinmetall if you like free money

>>60750703
I bought some a few weeks ago, but it hasn't been moving much, especially not in the green direction.

It's german military manufacturing company

>>60750703
sales not as high as exxpected

>>60750703
>euroshit
>MIC euroshit
lol, lmao
MIC is dead money. Why would I put money into bombs and bullets when the future of war is drones?

why are they blasting the dax on nothing

>news full of more tariffs
>dax taking off like there was big news
what are the kikes hiding from us again

>>60750764
More tariffs means higher profits retard.

>>60750674
>maga
how? by browning it out?

>>60750471
How did they even check stock prices without the internet

>>60750782
reading chicken entrails

>>60750543
Not really sure but it doesnt have to be ulty
Just a very yielding divvy stock/etf.
Iirc ulty is one of the few, if not only that pays out gibs weekly, which is really what kickstarts the loop without needing much, if any outside capital.

>>60750768
its just dax too us is crabbing

>gold up same as stocks
yeah nothing weird going on here, nothing at all. just keep buying bro

>>60750802
Literally pricing in 0% rates

STUPID FUCKING BEAR SHITS GET FUCKED GET FUCKED AHAHAHAA

oh i see it now. but why the hell is none of the english medias reporting on it? nothing on reuters nothing on yahoo finance

>>60750802
>anon discovers algobots

>>60750822
Arkady Moshes

>>60750822
why doesn't moshes trust the plan

>>60750832
Whoever you are, thank you for your borzoi pics. They’re a treat. I love to sicc em on fags in arguments

This one “pathetic.”

Everyone buy Symbotic plz

The reality is that nobody actually enforces trumps tarriffs.

Europe agreed because they know nothing will change from saying yes or no. Europeans still wont buy american products, and Americans WILL pay higher prices because European cars and luxury goods are simply better.

>>60749237
Nvidia still have a lot potential. It's a blind buy. I'm holding

I wish I could buy accumulating version of any stock to not have to pay tax on dividends. Did anyone invent an instrument like this?

>>60750669
Its not their time yet. Maybe in 2-3 months from now.

Time to watch Stein's Gate again

>>60750891
It’s called libertarianism

>>60750910
Why?
I've tried to watch it a few times but it never managed to grab me enough to actually finish it, could you please sell me on it, I often see it quite high on ratings and such.

>>60750602
Nah we can still use it for now without the ID thing

and now lets wipe this ridiculous pump on the fakest and gayest hopium of the century

TRIPS

AND

THE

MARKET

FLIPS

GREEN


WAGMI TODAY

>>60750998

Uh oh.

EXIT ALL POSITIONS LADS ITS GOING TO BE A BLOODBATH

>>60750998
it is already... however

>>60750998
How tf are you always one off brother.

>>60750998
Didn’t you also miss by one in some previous thread? Is this some deranged bear false flag operation using a get script? Or am I a schizo

Every day I feel a little dumber for being 40% cash. At least I’ve got it parked in BIL.

>>60751005
>>60751004


I'll confess guys, I am so autistic that I just constantly refresh the catalogue whenever it is near the trips get then post and hope for the best. I feel like the Bogdanovs choose the post numbers from up in heaven and we have little say in their outcome regardless of our best laid plans.

>>60751015
I smell a rat

>He didn't all in NVO at $45
>He wont experience 300% SP growth along with a tasty little 4% dividend
>He thinks there aren't billions of fat fucks out there
>He doens't realise WeGovy is outpacing Ozempic sales.

Well I was dumb for thinking the market was going red. Wiped me out my last $3000. Be back after I save more money waging. Good luck.

>>60751030

Holy shit we are fookin mooning lads

I'm afraid this is a bull trap and Eli Lily are going to smash earnings and send NVO into the pit of $44 once more. But I'll just continue to load the boat at those levels.

Thanks for reading my blog, like and subscribe :)

holy shit CELH report

>>60751033
Proofs?

>Apple and shit have to invest gazillions in the US, pay higher wages, instead of just delocalizing for cheap with better margins like they did for decades, which thus boosted profits and the stock prices during those decades
>market still pumps them anyway, as if all that shit wouldn't impact their margins
Yeah, we're witnessing peak retail retardation right now.

>>60751051
I hope that retarded CELH spammer held and made it and never posts about it again

>>60751058
They are pumping because they are not going to do any of that. Just like last time

>>60751059
I told you about Celsius. I told you this report would be an extreme beat

>>60751058
i don't know man. this could be it, the market going down one ten thousandth of a percent is a national security threat at this point. this is the widest set of potential outcomes ever in history. vol events followed by v bottoms every time for the next fifteen years. i'm gonna be SICK

AMD sept 12 $200 strike calls are looking mighty tasty right now....

>>60751058
>"No you see, a company making less profit than before means it is worth more!"
Clown world.

>>60751068

BASED

I held Celsius because a YouTuber kept shilling it.

Bongland rate cut to 4% btw. If u even care

God these bags are heavy. Don´t listen to Reddit folx.

Someone please explain this mechanic where dollar falls but the market pumps. I see this pattern often but I can't rationalise why it's happening.

Holy fuck msty

>>60750471
Imagine we had a great depression now. How long do you think stocks would go down and how long to return to ATHs?

>>60750822
I cant read Finnish, whats it say?

>>60751090

Why TF is it rising against the Dollar makes no sense

>>60751043

ALL ABOARD THE NVO GRAVY TRAIN. LAST AND FINAL CALL FOR ALL PASSENGERS WHO WANT TO MAKE IT.

>>60751059
>only about $3 above where it was a few weeks ago
Was he shilling it for a longer period of time?

Fresh
>>60751113
>>60751113
>>60751113

>>60751109
Why do you think that NVO would move up? It just keeps going down. :/

>>60751112
Since March IIRC

>>60751112
>he didn’t see the earnings report
>market hasn’t even opened

Correct thread

>>60751138
>>60751138
>>60751138

>>60751119

Its up 13% today douchebag

>>60751116
>>60751148
not this shit again. the early threads are annoying enough

>>60751098
Assets see an increase in 'nominal value' when the currency they are priced in (USD) falls in real value. That's because you now need even more of the weaker currency to represent the value of the companies assets. The upwards change in the companies asset nominal value also increases the nominal value of the stock to compensate, because stocks are "ownership vouchers" backed by a companies existing assets and future earnings

>>60751178
So it isn't really deep? What you said would make sense only if it was caused only by falling currency but reverse where stocks fall and dollar rises is also true. Which would make sense if it was a supply and demand thing.

>>60751390
Anon, it's really simple. And look at Turkey if you want a recent example of this happening, when Erdogan took over its Central Bank, causing inflation, yet having the stocks market going higher and higher.
Inflation goes somewhere. That somewhere is in the pockets of the companies. Thus it increases the number of points on the stocks index.
It's that fucking simple. Same shit happened worldwide in 2021 with the post-covid inflation.
But if you'll see the S&P500 going to 15 000 points once Powell is replaced, don't rejoice because higher points = GREAT, because it has very grim implications.

>>60751412
This is understandable but how do you explain when reverse is true as I described?