Thread 60751138

Extreme Celsius beat edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Zoomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

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>>60751138 (OP)
fml

>CELH jumps to 17% of the market share. Literally eating monster and rebels lunch
You should have listened

Investor presentation
https://s203.q4cdn.com/427437840/files/doc_presentations/2025/08/Q2-2025-Investor-Presentation-Final-080625.pdf

We won

>Swiss stocks pumping for no reason
So it's not just US equities that get this treatment. Have equity investors just gone mad? How are they shrugging off 39% tariffs?

>>60751100
>>60750471
I wouldn't expect a 1929 depression, the ingredients are just not there. Internet-bubble, maybe? But we haven't reached the same mania yet. Though there weren't tariffs in 2000, so yeah, that should and will enter the equation.
Either way, we're reaching greed levels and mania only seen in 1929, 00 and 2022 post covid before the bear market.
Maybe something like the 2022 bear market is about to repeat. In a way, covid and post-covid was mostly "artificial", it was all political decisions, it's not like trust in the system evaporated or factories were blown up by artillery. Everything was still intact for a rebound. It's the same today, it's just political decisions. And it's better for it to repeat like 2020/2022, the downturn was managed quite well. You really don't want to enter 00 mania, with the consequences that ensue for a long time. You want to cool off like it's 2022 so we can then reach higher heights sooner rather than later.

fucking hell. this site needs an early/duplicate general thread report option

What even is a Celsius supposed to be?

>It is another "Trump and Putin are gonna speak guys!!" episode for the umpteenth time
>EU Def sector dumps
I'm really tired of this rerun. Can this retarded ass market stop having paper hands.

>>60751163
see >>60751164
Everything is at greed and mania levels rarely seen in the last 150 years.

Stripping out Alani's $301 and looking at Celsius alone beating with 428 million in rev is FANTASTIC. Q2 2024 was a tough comp to beat and it shows the PEPSI stocking drama is now behind us.

>>60751168
>>60751169
This is cope

>>60751168
I don't understand why they even create new threats, each post is time stamped so there's no room for confusion.

>>60751173
yeah but dax pumped like 2% how will the americans cope with this when their index didn't even hit 1%

>>60751176
I'm beginning to get worried. I avoided high PE American stocks so I wouldn't have to care about bubbles and timing the market, but even my positions don't seem safe now. This feels like market euphoria.

The Alani deal has to be one of the best acquisitions by any company in recent memory
>$1.6B cost to aquire
>$301M in first quarter of revenue

so let's go there
let's make our escape
come on, let's go there
let's ask 'can we stay'

I like ASML. The Dutch are an industrious people

>divvy A goes into divvy B
>divvy B goes into divvy A
>but then they both go towards divvy C?

That ones called divvy squared
A divvy of a divvy

>Bank of America, the second biggest U.S. consumer-facing bank, in research notes has described earners of $50,000 or less as "lower income," and more likely to be living paycheck to paycheck. However, Chipotle, with its $10 burritos, has a benchmark of $75,000 or less. Coke has previously said "low-income" is less than $40,000 per year, while P&G did not immediately respond to questions about its definition.
wow in eu these are middle class to high income and even more so after tax

I'm hitting an all time high in premarket, but I invested a thousand dollars in sixty billion times inverse leveraged ETFs against myself on the assumption that I'd be a total fucking bankrupt loser, and my broker's called my phone five times this morning already.

I AM FINANCIALLY RUINED.

>>60751235
>A divvy loop?
>That's fucking crazy

>>60751181
So you don’t know either?

>>60751244
It might work if the cycles are not synced but they almost invariably are

>>60751256
They're not.
I specifically chose those ETFs not only based on their yield, but the groups pay about a week apart.
ulty of course paying weekly.

According to Hazlitt, if wages were to double tomorrow this would've had a minimal impact on prices as long as the monetary base remained the same.
Now I don't know what's happening in the US, but if that happened here prices would've followed pretty closely. If not on retail products, then definitely services

TSLA +5% today

Reminder to invest internationally

>>60751263
Even on IBKR aren’t transaction fees going to rape you quite hard considering lots of divvies are in percentage terms pretty close to feed

>>60751263
The payout is not the cycle

>>60751276
>transaction fees
huh?
the gibs are depositied, you use them to buy more shares
>>60751277
fidelity lets you transact with divvy gibs before the funds are settled, I've tried it. So yes, they might as well be.

>>60751200
Alani must have been ran by morons who wanted a fast exit. Whatever. Great for me.

>>60751284
I mean the nav erosion probably happens to all of them at similar times so you cant dodge it, overlay the charts

I only bought one share of $nbis when it was $44

>>60751295
ah
if you'll refer to the loop the NAV is diversely maintained over time. In fact, with my BTC version portfolio value might even skyrocket.
DCAing into bitcoin for free. Imagine that.
DivvyLoop (tm)

this is the new truflation spam huh

>>60751302
I want an EU friendly version!

>Intel pumping looking like it's about to break out
>Orange pedophile tweets that the CEO should resign
>My calls are instantly worthless

>UK shares tanking on the BoE warning about inflation and joblessness

yay

What to do what to do…

>>60751326
Add a crying statue of liberty obviously

CELH bros

>>60751322
I thought the uk poors just cut rates

>>60751200
Bro you don't get it we *NEED* to pay 1.6bn to buy a company that uhhh makes FUNCTIONAL DRINKS based on literal time-limited FOTMs.

>>60751318
such is the life of a INTCel

>>60751332
Yeah and they sold $301m worth of product in a quarter.

>>60751337
>>60751318
int is up in the pre-market??

>>60751318
isn't it nice being an investor in the trump era. true equality has finally been achieved as bears and bulls alike get rugpulled daily

I really should have bought Celsius calls. Everyone drinks like three cans of that garbage a day at work. It's like the early days of Red Bull. But I didn't realize earnings were coming up.

This is like when I was going to buy calls on the Circle IPO but wasn't paying attention and missed the IPO by a few days. Once again I miss out from laziness and not doing my DD.

>>60751344
nvm

>>60751331
That was expected.

Things that weren't

>bank vote on rates cut was 4 for, 4 against and 1 for but should go further (signs the BoE are worried and have no unified strategy)
>4% inflation when it should be going downwards
>rising unemployment
>businesses getting really fucked by tax and National Insurance rises
>government currently putting out feelers for more tax rises without any more spending

>>60751332
That's a great price. Also with Celsius having PepsiCo distribution in the US they should have access to more shelf space and markets. I assume that the Alani leadership wanted a quick exit or else they probably could have gotten a better price from some private equity bidding war.

>>60751318
haha he really did

>>60751336
BARE SHELVES BIDEN

You haven’t seen market euphoria yet

The S&P 500 will reach 7,500 then within weeks it will be over 9,000

Only then will I jump ship

Until then buy NVO

Also GAMB have earnings next Thursday they are going to moon

oh we have some data soon

>>60751369
Good chance of it being a dumpster fire

>>60751369
Initial jobless claims is such a fake number nowadays. People just start doing Uber or Doordash instead of filing for unemployment.

>>60751374
Would it not be better to file for unemployment AND do deliveries?

>>60751336
wtf is this, this is an actual church. Or at least was

>>60751374
yeah don't they just reject those anyways

pump it

>>60751336
>we're a 501(c)(3) tax-exempt church :)

>>60751386
Which column is which?

NORDISK BROS WE RISE AGAIN

JOBLESS CLAiMS REPORT!

Which way will it be my fellow caucasian?
Up? Down?

>>60751392
current forecast previous

>>60751379
Here in burgerland it's not uncommon for former churches to go on the market. Some people convert them into houses even, but local museums, niche art exhibits, or things like that Trump store are typical for retired churches

>>60751318
Has LBT even met Trump yet? LBT should have started developing a good business relationship with Trump from his first days as CEO. Gelsinger would have started working with Trump months ago if he were still CEO.

FFS, can't get to trading penny stocks on IB!!! wtf!!! i set up 2FA and put 100+ yearly stock trades. I want to get in on the HGRAF hype train

>>60751399
Lots of town centre churches became restaurants and wine bars in the UK. They're generally listed buildings so not much you can do with them outside of that

>>60751409
Checked there isn't a suitability quiz they usually force on you for high risk stuff?

>>60751410
man, I can perfectly picture the orgies going on in this

>>60751410
that’s comfy

>>60751419
Yeah, that young bri'ish cunny getting beat up by the BBC.

Thanks Celsius shill. This thing breathed fresh life into my Roth. Going to start selling weekly and biweekly rolling calls from here

>>60751409
Those fags really need to get off their high horse.

>>60751425
You haven't been following UK news much have you...

>>60751435
I generally try to avoid thinking about the trash island.

>>60751416
nah .. oppened a suppor ticket, i just really want to fucking be able to trade penny stocks. I doubt robinhood supports it

The people that control the stock market should be fired.

>miss on jobless claims
>not dumping
Lemme guess… we're pricing in a rate cut?

>>60751460
No one cares if the cattle has jobs anymore. They will all be replaced within the decade anyway.

>>60751460
don't matter because remaining workers are working more efficiently as you see productivity was up

>>60751460
Negative rates at this point.

Boy oh boy!

>>60751318
Why would he know/or care much about that? What faction of the jewish mafia wants to control Intel?

>US Commerce Sec Lutnick On China: Expect Deadline To Be Extended
>- Likely To Extend China Deadline For Another 90 Days

90+90 or what does he mean? LOL

>>60751237
BofA deez nutz nigga

The market didn't move at all on job numbers?
LMAO fuck this clown market

>>60751460
Productivity raised, retard.
No one cares if niggercattle is out of jobs.
>but heckin' poor niggerinos are unemployed and suffering!
And how does this affect the stock market?

>Intel back under $20 in pre-market

Well shit.

>>60751487
The USA's final deadline, there will be only one more, and that one will be final.

>U.S. productivity Q2 2.4%
AI chads... we are winner...

the pajeets are now going to be struggled to be hired in America because every single one will need to be interviewed for the visa before they can even apply to jobs.

And previously the wait was months, now it might be years. H1B1's might actually die on September 2nd when this kicks in. The auto renewel they created during covid which led to the popocalypses flooding the market is now drying up instantly.

Tech might have to hire American workers now

Why is plebbit like this?
was looking up sentiment and see if anyone has been divvy looping but here is what i find.

>>60751487
>"China's final warning" (Russian: пocлeднee китaйcкoe пpeдyпpeждeниe, romanized: posledneye kitayskoye preduprezhdeniye) is a Russian ironic idiom originating from the Soviet Union that refers to a warning that carries no real consequences.
>These protests were frequently broadcast on Soviet radio, "voiced by announcer Yuri Levitan in his solemn voice", which led to general awareness of the "final warnings" among the Soviet populace and common use of the term "China's final warning" within Soviet households to refer to empty threats.[1] Citizens would often add numbers to the phrase for added humorous effect, such as "231st final Chinese warning" and "850th final Chinese warning".
How the turntables

>>60751487
>what does he mean?
TACO
ACO
CO
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>>60751409
IBKR? Is it a cash or margin account?

Do you have access to the CSE? You can buy the CSE ticker (HG.C) if so.

Also, accumulate HGRAF.

This is a strength born in misery
A focus cut of this insanity
I fight my way from the gates of hell
I hold on
This is a strength born in misery
A focus cut of this insanity
I fight my way from the gates of hell


I hold on
I hold on

https://youtu.be/rm1Txs9ye7s?si=E6lYtfIz8j4o-TR8

>>60751527
We just got trade deals on Europe, Japan, and Korea you retard. stfu seaking poster

Clown world ass market
>>60751487
2 more we- I mean, 3 more months

>>60751510
based and infinite free money-pilled

>>60751532
if it drops below .95 i will buy some with this weeks divvy gibs
just for you

>>60751318
Day in the Life on an Intel Investor

also I think AMD will continue dumping today
pre-market green so jews can dump their positions at open

>>60751552
Same, I'll grab some on that gap fill, otherwise will wait for the next big retracement into discount. Buy the dips.

>>60751561
You mean *as* an Intel investor, Ranjesh

>>60751568
sell at least half when you are over 10% green.
Cause again fren, they will dilute and reverse split on your ass.

CELH chads…we won. Baggler had puts

>>60751504
BAHAHAHA

>>60751588
Baggler sadly passed away from plasticballsitis

>>60751574
I'll have dry powder to buy the dump if they do a raise, my eye is on the long term prize. Rumors are that Formula One and a few are big names in the racing space are looking at HGRAF, which will then roll into the rest of automotive space.

fucking hell i thought i shorted but i accidentally longed the opening dump...

>>60751504
Bearish

>>60751602
>buy the dump
diluting and reverse splitting is the same jewish math as 1+1=1.99
SOXL baggies have been learning that the hard way.
No one longs pennyshit for this reason.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Hchmzgdm-M&ab_channel=TLDRNewsEU
mickbros it's over

>>60751538
>frameworks
No you didn’t moron

>>60751618
Ireland has nothing to offer other than being a tax haven and the UK isn't in the EU to help fight its corner any more.

>>60751602
So... you're saying all in?

8 minutes until the shorts start covering

>>60751361
I remember when a country doing the same shit you expect out of a thirdie country, ended up being uninvestable with its market doing -50%

>>60751504
>H1B1's might actually die
Please God let this be true.

6 MINUTES TIL THE BEEEAAACHH

>>60751138 (OP)
Let's gooooooo

>>60751629
All in is a 10% position for me, give or take.

>>60751633
God damn.

>>60751646
I’m very excited

>>60751646
Getting close to trips!

HUZZZAH

>>60751667
RIP MARKET

>>60751614
SOXL is leveraged, anon. It's not a company.

BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

CAM ON LET'S MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINS

Lilly down 10% :/

I kinda need EXFY to beat earnings later today and go +80% ah

>>60751691
Fat kings won.

>>60751693
How heavy are those bags friend?

>UNH up
baggies have a chance to get out
will they take it?

SOXL sisters sell sell sell.

>>60751702
I sold it for a loss, but bought some calls just in case it decided to pump without me

>>60751691
NVO baggards rejoice

I have 250 NVDL but god damn, I think I should buy 250 more

>>60751686
Based

>NVO
oh my god I should have just held it
I was only barely red

>>60751703
UNH sister bought in the $270-300 range, it is over for them unless the DOJ randomly drops their investigation.

What the niggering fuck happened to Crocs?

>>60751724
Another thing that value boomers shilled kek, never listening to those ngers again.

For how long are the plans to hold HGRAF?

>>60751724
There is a recession among manchildren with fake jobs

>>60751724
crocs are onions-coded

>>60751732
Until it lists on NASDAQ next year.
Longer if you really believe in the company.

>>60751724
made in china

We are soo back teslachads!!!

>>60751754
hah tesler antis will never recover from this. they could literally say we are weeks from bankruptcy and pump 20% :D

AMD xisters. It's happening!!!!!!!

>>60751754
what the fuck are they up on

melt up

>>60751504
Holy shit, I am willing to retract my criticism of Orange Man if this one pays out. Huge.
>>60751480
4loko never should have been taken off the shelves just to save PUSSIES

ah yes the delayed dump

>>60751724
DECK > CROX. Both are popular apparel in hospitals, but CROX aren't always allowed because they slow you down and let fluids seep in. DECK's Hokas are just as comfy while also being sealed and look just like an ordinary sneaker.

>>60751237
>$10 ultra-processed cat shit in a wrap
Yummy mutt slop

It’s over

>>60751237
Yookay has had the same wages since 2008 lol.

>>60751724
You can get $10 fakes on Temu that are materially indistinguishable from Crocs. Unlike sneakers where you get a minor quality boost for the 500% upcharge.

fuck everything is crashing hard again

>>60751794
And yet pints are triple the price -_-

>soxl elevators down on my constantly
>finally decide i cant handle the account bleeding anymore and sell
>it elevators up the next day

>>60751815
Everything is crashing and my step father is beating me and saying it's my fault. This is a stepfather attack, apes. Hodl.

This shit is real fuckin slippery to the downside lately

>>60751318
I feel like I'm losing my fucking mind here. The US has gone full on commie style command economy and wall street is at ATH.

>market pumps
>It's all TECH

FIG puts printing. About to pull out in a little. What’s next

>>60751815
All my shit is green.

>>60751842
Does the pull out method work, anon?

>>60751847
You should see a doctor about that

I guess this is it fellow intcels...bury me with my shares...

>>60751847
now less green than before

>>60751839
fake bozo economy in full force

>>60751839
No one wants to invest in 4 PE coal miners that have gone bankrupt 3 times in the last decade, the market has fallen.

>>60751839
the productivity boosts will continue until morale is automated

>>60751318
>betting against the meme

DONT YOU KNOW PUMP IT UP
YOU GOT TO PUMP IT UP

>>60751852
The doctor says I'm shitting money.

>>60751854
I was red yesterday.

AMD will never be below 170 again btw. I hope you slurped

>>60751838
Do you not understand that SPX is an inflation indicator?

LET'S FUCKIN' TACOOOOOOOOOOOO
>Trump hints at chip tariff carveout

>>60751868
I slurped and I slurped a lot.

>>60751815
try again bobo

>US stocks rose after Trump announced chip tariff exemptions and data boosted Fed rate-cut bets for next month

All that matters, just cut the rates

Theck stock market has no business being this high.
They are just baiting people in for a rug pull.

>>60751821
Why do so many posters on /smg/ bother with all the stress and market timing that comes with owning SOXS/ SOXL instead of just buying and holding SOXX or S M H? Literally among the best performing ETFs in the past decade, just buy and hold and watch them outperform the Nasdaq year after year without any stress or worry.

>FTNT
lol, lmao even

>>60751865
>t. printing press

>>60751838
Wall Street is not behind this. There were articles back around June about how hedge funds were showing huge net outflows from stocks as the S&P hit a new ATH. All the senseless pumping is redditors and other normies dumping their money in without a thought because it's become the financial meta and they believe stocks are no longer a risk asset. It will keep going for god knows how long but if Wall Street doesn't throw their weight into this "bull market," you can be certain it won't last forever.

>>60751896
I don't understand how retail can pump the whole market.
Do we really have that much capital

>>60751889
I think you're factually incorrect buddy:
https://www.google.com/finance/quote/SOXX:NASDAQ?sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiqrLz37fiOAxWbVqQEHSyxDMMQ3ecFegQIKxAb&comparison=INDEXNASDAQ%3A.IXIC&window=MAX

>OXY

what was that??

Are we are war in the middle east again?

last time with Iran I noticed the stock moves before the OSINT accounts even report things last time , idk who or how

>>60751896
>they believe stocks are no longer a risk asset
They're right. Stock market will grow as long as people continue being born and working.
401ks are the sole reason US market is even alive anymore.

>>60751906

Yes. And we wagie for more each day so that we become stronger. Coordination via Reddit, Telegram and FinTwit have helped concentrate the pumps but also leave retail open for huge dumps.

>>60751896
Lmao, retail bought the dip in april and may. This recovery bullrun of the past 3 months IS wallstreet reluctantly putting their money back into US equities after panic selling in april for a huge loss.

>>60751896
there's a much simpler and logical answer

>>60751916
Yep, laser guided pumps and dumps are how retail can bully larger entities.

BREAKING INDIA-CHINA ALLIANCE INCOMING

>>60751912
https://www.express.co.uk/news/world/2091050/russia-false-flag-fears-moscow

This plus sanctions.

>>60751923
Fuck yeah! China number 1!!

>>60751906
It doesn't take a lot of capital to pump it. Wall Street algos can do a lot of things, including filling large numbers of small market orders (ie. retail orders) at incrementally higher prices. If a tiny retail order for 100 shares fills at $0.01 higher than the last price, the stock price goes up $0.01 regardless. Retail investors never use limit orders, always market, and Wall Street and market makers absolutely can tweak their settings to let the price pump on low volume.

If you're wondering who are the God damn niggers that keep pumping NVDA and the whole market, here are the institutions that hold the most NVDA shares:
1. Northern Trust
2. Barclays
3. IMC-Chicago

>>60751919
Retail listens to Trump, Wall Street didn't. Their loss is our gain.

>>60751906
Do you believe that when it's reported in a big flashy headline that "Company A gained +9000 billion valuation today", it's actually 9000 billion that suddenly were invested in the market?
If a single stock share is worth 100, all it takes is for me to sell it at 110 to (You) to make the market cap move by gazillions. Just with a single +10 bucks transaction.
>but the market is more liquid than that, it's not just you and me!
Yeah, all you have to do is multiply that shit. Guess what kind of tools Wall Street joos have at their disposal to perfectly enable this.

I’m all in on LPSN. It’s my suicide stack.

>>60751923
>INDIA-CHINA ALLIANCE INCOMING
I don't think they like each other to do anything about that.

>>60751930
>FUCK YERR! CHINRR NUMBA WAN!!
fix'd

>>60751923
>mexico resisting tariffs
>canada resisting tariffs
>brazil resisting tariffs
>india + china linking up resisting tariffs
>EU cucking out
why are yuros so weak

>>60751919
We can do it reddit!! We're defeating Wall Street for sure this time!! Keep buying their shares at all time high prices!!

>>60751935
Wall Street has algos that pump and dump faster than any retail trader.

The gap between SPX and NDX keeps growing kek. SPX goes down, NDX stuck. NDX pumps, SPX pumps a little. repeat.

>>60751932
Stop being stubborn and just buy Nigvidya anon

>>60751910
since 2022, semis have outperformed the Nasdaq consistently.

>>60751931
>Retail investors never use limit orders, always market
I've noticed this. I always set limits because I don't want to watch a chart all day. If I get what I want, good for me. If I don't, I'll wait it out or move elsewhere.

>>60751939
Because Trump has von der Leyen's SMS that she deleted back then during Covid with the vaccine stuff

>implying US isn't spying on EU smartphones/phones of officials

>>60751896
>>60751916
>>60751921
>>60751931
>>60751934
bot posts

>>60751939
Because we're not one country but the decision get done by one person (who was not elected by the people).

The anon that shilled me DJT the other day better have his bussy properly lubricated because I am going to find him and plug his hole with my fist

>>60751948
What happened in 2022?

>>60751939
Following Japan on this matter. Better to follow up high IQ people rather than low IQ Indians and BRICStards.

>>60751966
Nothing.

>>60751956
It's 2025, AI bots are smarter than humans, so if I was a bot, that would just give my opinions more credibility. All you retarded apes would do well to listen to me

Starting to feel like the market is now in "elevator up, stairs down" mode

>>60751931
>Retail investors never use limit orders, always market
Why? Are they retarded?

>>60751972
Show me an AI bot and I will show you a mindless algorithm.

>>60751942
It's the exact opposite though. Wallstreet sold me AMD and Nvidia at $80 a share and now they want to buy my shares for $160+. I don't think you really understand how instutional investing actually works. They can't just sit out a bullrun, they have to answer to their clients whose money they manage and if the market goes up 50% in 3 months and they are underinvested, their clients want to know what the fuck they are doing. Which is why institutional investors are so desperate for a correction to get back in.

>>60751972
Nice try clanker. This a human only thread. You rustniggers are not welcome

Why is microsoft so shit last weeks?

>Fed's Bostic: Economy Expected To Continue Slowing; Expect Real Uncertainty On What This Means For Jobs & Inflation
- Firms Still In Wait-And-See Pattern Around Employment
- Likely To Be Upward Pressure On Prices For 6 - 12 Months, Puts Pressure On Fed

Bostic is the only based Fed and this faggot
>Fed’s Waller Said To Emerge As Favourite For Fed Chair Among Trump Team
will likely become Chair.

every time i look the market has crashed another 0.10%

>>60751988
SPY is up 0.30% today.

>>60751988
Stop looking, win.

>>60751968
even BRICs members can’t agree with eachother

>>60751989
it was up 0.7 recently

>>60751955
The NSA directly wire-tapped Merkel's phone a decade or so ago, essentially an act of war, and when it came out our govt and media basically said 'Thank you Sir, may we please have some more?' and immediately swept it under the rug.

Dear Wall Street
Please dump FIG. Sell all your shares. Freak the fuck out and panic sell your whole position.
Thank you,
retail

>>60751985
>Bostic is the only based Fed and this faggot
>Fed’s Waller Said To Emerge As Favourite For >Fed Chair Among Trump Team
>will likely become Chair.
I think you should all study how it went for Turkroaches. Very interesting similar (and recent at that) case study on how it will go.

>>60751979
Wall Street bought AMD in 2019 at $35 and sold you SOME of those shares at $80 in a sudden need to de-risk, locking in some gains precisely because they have clients to answer to. Wall Street is not buying your $160, 125 P/E shares. Reddit is. Wall Street is recently showing net outflows. If you think retail is going to consistently beat Wall Street, you are as retarded as someone who thinks the market is going to crash. Retail is pumping each others' bags, with help from Wall Street algos that are happily lubricating the pump and selling on the way up. Most Wall Street firms see 5% average gains a year for the S&P for the next decade or so.

>>60752002
Lol, Wallstreet got the IPO price. Retail baggies are buying the top

>>60752001
Yep. That's why there's like no chance they don't have her SMS and whatever else there is too.

>>60752014
They should take their profits so my puts go up.

WHERE'S THE PUMP, CRDL?

>0,25% vs 0,75%
We are now at a point where SPX would be red if it wasn't for Tech

Did BAE Systems really dump on the BoE rate decision? What?

>>60752013
So what exactly is your theory here? That the stock market will eventually crash back down to the April lows of this year and then Wallstreet will buy back in? Or will Wallstreet never buy stocks again because the stock market is finished? Because otherwise, you simply have to admit that Wallstreet selling and de-risking in April was a dumb move and retail has profited off of it. I think you are really overestimating the intelligence of institutional investors. They are the ones who have been ballooning Palantir up to 600 PE while retail was buying that stock for 6 bucks back in 2022.

Buy LPSN before it’s too late fags

>>60752038
Yeah look at SPYV, hasn't hit an ATH since November last year. The stock market consists of like 4 companies at this point (and that's a good thing!)

>>60751965
Why would you buy DJT right when Trumps fall is starting
He has thrown every category of supporter under the bus, given the keys to israel at the height of antisemitism in the past 50 years. Economy cracking.
I like trump OKAY and voted for him once but at this point his only supporters are paid jewish talking heads. Even normies notice this stuff now cause of him kek
I really wonder what the fuck these retards are doing, its like they want it all to fall apart
Also dont forget trump just said he was debanked by the banks during bidens admin, no one wants to do business either once he is out of office

Should’ve sold my FIG puts, why is FIG unironically trying to break out? wh-who’s buying this garbage..?

starting to look like the v is canceled

>>60752053
Wtf this thing is worse than RSP; LOL

WHO is redeeming?

>captcha: PSY0P

>>60752062
Go back r/financialplanning

>>60752013
>Most Wall Street firms see 5% average gains a year for the S&P for the next decade or so.
They are literally ALWAYS wrong when predicting where the S&P500 will be. According to these same analysts, we'd be at like 5800 right now. J.P. Morgan, Goldman Sachs etc have basically Jim Cramer levels of accuracy when it comes to predicting where the market will go.

>>60752062
Yay I love having money when I'm too old to get hard anymore

>>60752065
It's a step father attack my bloody behenchod.

WHAT THE FUCK ORANGE MAN
YOU GOING TO AS FUCKING LISA OR YOUR BUDDY HUANG TO RESIGN?

>>60752057
ywnbaw

>>60752088
ask

>>60752049
Wall Street may be dumb, but retail most certainly aren't any smarter. For no reason whatsoever, in your headcanon, you're assuming retail are all superhuman quants and Wall Street are all eating lead paint flaking off the walls of their skyscraper. You're likely wrong to some degree.
>They are the ones who have been ballooning Palantir up to 600 PE while retail was buying that stock for 6 bucks back in 2022
I have no idea why you feel secure in assuming this. It's a meme stock, which means retail is pumping it pretty much by definition.
>That the stock market will eventually crash back down to the April lows of this year and then Wallstreet will buy back in?
>buy back in
You're assuming Wall Street completely exited in April. They didn't. A crash of that magnitude could be caused by Wall Street offloading like 5% of their holdings. My theory is that Wall Street expects a good deal of sideways movement in the coming years, even if retail might continue their frenzy for a while longer. That's it.

>>60752042
nah yuro def dumps because peacetalks and underwhelming numbers for rheinmetal

>>60752086
>He baht? Dahmp eet saar
t. Durgesh Brahminoff

Here comes the V
SPY 638 today

Was there a time when markets didn't rise 25% year after year after year?


I miss when PUTS made money, and when not every company was evaluated at 50 times annual earnings :'(

>>60752116
It's a vagina-shaped decovery.

>>60752120
When labor is worth less, capital has to be worth more.

>>60752093
But i dont want to be

I dont even know if the taritfs are real or not the guy never signs anything and conducts policy through his failed twitter

>>60752120
15 years ago we had the end of a 12 year crab

PLTR chads stay winning

MOOGLIES TODAY IS THE DAY WE BREAK $200

LEND ME YOUR STRENGTH

WHEN I SAY GOOGLIE

YOU SAY MOOGLIE

GOOGLIE!!!!!

>>60752120
When it goes up 20+% a year, it becomes possible to retire with like $200k of capital, meaning the most valuable people in the economy will stop working. Margin also starts to look like a no-brainer since "stocks aren't a risk asset anymore." The market can't go up this fast forever without destroying itself.

>>60752088
Trump wanted to slurp cheapies, sorry lmao

>>60752099
>I have no idea why you feel secure in assuming this. It's a meme stock, which means retail is pumping it pretty much by definition.
you're operating on stale info. institutional ownership is up to like 60%.

>>60752120
>I miss when PUTS made money

>>60752103
Euro def should pump in case of peace. It means EU is in a real hurry to re-arm because Putin isn't loosing gear anymore but building new at massive pace and looking for the next country to send it in.

>>60752132
“I have made a deal with “india”
>shows up with AAPL CEO about an iPhone deal to have a factory there
Its like he thinks he is the CEOs CEO. Although I guess he is kek

Sirs...

Who is redeeming?

>>60752120
Meanwhile, GDP is growing at 3% or less.

>>60752155
I lost the village rice money again. My daughter is going to suck so much dick to pay for this sirs

>>60752146
I am genuinely upset and the only way Trump can make this up to me is by calling the Microsoft CEO a pajeet on twitter.

>>60752173
I guess as long as you're not the one doing the sucking you're good?

>>60752165
I redeemed into USDC, earning 4.5% APY
I shall wait for more sirs to redeem

NXDR earnings today. I'm guessing a beat + 10% AH.

>>60752177
After the India tariffs, anything's possible anon

This resistance is absolutely unnatural
We’re going to pump really hard soon
Somebody knows something

>>60752194
I too trade on gut instinct

I'm making slightly less money than I was about an hour ago

>>60752194

We're forming a head and shoulders on the SPY I don't think we're going to pump lol.

>>60752145
but don't those giga autists work because they love what they do

bruh

>>60752206
>drive through coffee
>182 PE
I can hear the laughing all the way from Tel Aviv. How do the goyim fall for this?

>only real job growth is in healthcare
So we're going be a Japan economy shuffling around boomers in facilities staffed by migrants?

>>60752206
WTFWT

we bussin

>>60752199
>>60752204
Trust my gut

>>60752220

Trust these digits

Buy CRH, they are one of the first ones to feed on the corpse that is Ukraine rebuilding in case of peace.

>>60752227
Don't, they're shifty!

>>60752206
Nearly went all-in on this because a guy claiming to be an insider said to buy, and I thought it was a weird stock to LARP about. I should've believed him FUCK.

>>60752206
Trump hates windmills, short this.

>>60752181
should i buy calls?

>>60752248
unironically yes

My shits getting fucked. I was up a ton today now I’m almost red

HOW ARE MY FIG PUTS THAT I PLACED YESTERDAY AT MARKET CLOSE AT BREAK EVEN WHEN FIG IS DOWN 6%

>>60752252
FIG puts didn't go down that much when FIG went up yesterday so they were a bit overpriced

>>60752252
what is implied volatility and theta decay

>>60752116
its over.. we are going red

>>60752240
>"I DO NOT like the Windmills, very shady, always Moving around. They don't Produce Any Wind and it's very much Undecided if they ever milled Anything At All. Taking away Jobs from Harkworking Americans, who Could be Milling that Grain right here in the Big Georgius USA. For that Reason we will BE charging a 200% tariff on not-so-windy-windmills or LOSERmills as we call them"

>>60752129
Then stop being a pussy and maga.

>>60752262
unironically called low of the day

>>60752270
gonna be tomorrows top

>>60752265
Did Chris Chan write this

I knew we would drop to +0.0 but I didn’t think it’d be this soon

>>60752279
I will never be as based as ChrisCHAD

We are back to where we started on Wednesday sars... It's over...

>>60751552
I will buy HGRAF IF IB fucking enables me to buy penny stocks

>>60752270
This
SPY 638

Imagine how happy most people would be if the market just dropped 50%, really, think about it

>>60752297
>SCHD at a 8% yield

>>60752301
If FIG dropped 50% I would have enough money to day trade.

So the new fed chair is just gonna be... another fed
TACO

>>60752342
>So the new fed chair is just gonna be... another fed
Well, yeah

TACO is even better than someone unironically using CHUD as a way to out themselves

Oh deary me

Trump wants Intel CEO Lip Bu Tan fired immediately for ties to GYNA

>>60752355
yeah both make u upset clearly

>>60752265

lol

>gitlab signs deal with Amazon yesterday
>doesn’t moon
>eating shit today
Wtf I’m a baggie now

If wall street is so smart why dont they crash the market?

wish I had bought LNTH calls instead of shares when buying yesterday’s dip

>>60752395
literally freefalling right now

>>60752392
I thought it was like a niche Github (Microsoft). Didn't even know it was public until a few months ago.

>>60752368
>upset
its more like glancing over at the tard table watching the meltdown
>just going about my day like normal
>in the distance you just hear TACO TACO TACO BLIMF CHUDEL DRUMF

>>60752205
They're not common enough to prop up an economy and the autists generally don't get along with others. Work tends to be social.

we won

just in case anyone wanted to know we're dumping, the dollar weakened again after gaining some ground

>>60752435
>know we're dumping
my NBIS stock is surging

Buy SBSW

>>60752426

I won.

Utilities up once again.

>>60752435
why would a weak dollar make the market dump
doesn't that mean all stocks go up relative to USD

did all the bakers die again?

Then buy at Frankfurt market

>>60751767
They run on autism and ketamine

>>60752435
weak dollar usually means stocks go up. also DXY is up today but good on you for trying your best

buyed CoreWeave again

>>60752420
Ywnbj

>>60752435
>CELH pumping
>AMD recovering
>HOOD up
>SOFI up
>PLTR up
>TQQQ up
>MP up
Today is a good day for retail. What are you guys actually buying?

>>60752528
Meme energy drinks and underwear

>>60752515
>buyed CoreWeave again
CRWV bag holder here, when line go up?

>>60752528
most people just buy indexes which are crashing right now

>>60752516
Correct, but I am loved by them. And I am very thankful for that
>>60752528
I am balancing out my portfolio with some AVDV

UMAC and RCAT bros whats happeening??

Why no pump?

DRONE BROS???

what happened to "AMERICAN DRONE DOMINANCE??"

>>60752547
Last time people tried drone shit people took out their guns and blew them out of the sky

>>60752547
there are only chinese drones, some with american branding but still chinese

A tragedy of errors at the best of times
You are everything that's wrong with me
You are everything that I despise
You are everything I dreamed would die
You are everything that fades away and slowly dies

https://youtu.be/GE8-g1gJSOY?si=SYnK8RSyWvG3b6V8

mildly annoyed with myself for doing 2dte puts instead of 0dte puts. already cashed out my +50% return, but greed is a bitch

>>60752553
Drones are the future of war at least.

>>60752538
the line is pointing up now so maybe it will keep going up

>>60752454
based nbis bro

So do i buy with droneshield with my sold AMD Stocks?

I bought HGRAF

>>60752542
I understand, but I assume bogleheads would have a longer horizon. There's no reason to get worked up over minor red days. Unless one is in options, I suppose.
I guess I'm just surprised that /smg/ isn't more aligned with retail.

Can someone explain the jewish bullshit going on with FLY? I placed my order but trading has been halted the whole day.

Lmao I bought the exact top this morning nice

>>60752595
Buy RCAT

>>60752538
>>60752515
My brothers. I thought 150 was the bottom, then 120. I knew 100 was the bottom but I didn't buy because I was scared.

ROTATE
>>60751113
>>60751113
>>60751113

Bought more GRNY this morning. Redpill me on this ETF i know it has jewish level fees.

Guys how retarded would it be to buy AAPL puts right now

>>60752577
You seen how they have to be wired now lmao
Fiberoptic Spiderwebs over the countryside
You just cut the wire behind it. Live in the woods.
Appalachian's will rise

>>60752248
Idk. I have 100 3/26 $2 calls

>>60752617
Congrats. I also accumulated.

Call it a top signal or whatever you want but you have to admit the stock market game has changed. Up until 2010 trading and investing were completely out of reach of the public besides passive 401k investing. You would pay 100 usd commission for a buy order back then, not to mention you had to physically call your broker. Imagine trying to do a trailing stop loss back then.

The combination of extremely easy trading with apps, 0 commissions and many people becoming millionaires with crypto has shifted the balance from hedgies to retail. If you want proof, compare the dip of april to August 1. It was the same algorithmically driven dump only the second time it dropped 1% instead of like 7%. The reality is that retail now has assets and they are not selling. They dont care about valuations and PE ratios and jew bullshit, we all want to make money and right now we all are. This is also without considering the billions of Indians placing billions of fractional share market orders to make 20 bucks.

Basically, stocks will never go down (significantly) again. Invest in HOOD and webull.

>>60752900
I like your sales pitch

>>60752900
It is easier now but the public was trading back during the dotcom years and there were online trading platforms. Then they got double heemed by the dotcom bust and 2008 and didn't touch stocks again until 2020.

>>60752900
Until people really need the money.

Transferred my roth ira to webull for some of that free chinese money match. what am i in for bros?

>>60751574
im just going to buy a moonbag of like 100 shares and sit and forget