Thread 60754107

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Zoomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

Previous: >>60751113

TSLA haters will call it Enron 2.0 and then not buy puts

what you scared of?

The future for tesla shareholders is a 100% loss

The only thing I’m sad about is missing the CELH pump. Everything else is going just fine.

>>60754118
Failing to time the bubble burst and losing all my money.

>>60754107 (OP)
SOUN bros... we're back... the /smg. trannies were wrong AGAIN. just like with PLTR, just like with ORCL, just like with CELH.

Looks like FTNT is on the menu lads

Okay, NOW I understand why Europe is shitting itself and Trump doesn't give a fuck about tariff impact. We actually have an economy and self sufficiency

Buy SBSW

>>60754118
I'm afraid of the bubble bursting the day after my puts expire.

amdsisters we are so BACK

>>60754143
The US is a top 5 human population on earth mate, do you realize how small European countries are

>>60754153
in fact we are SO BACK we never really went anywhere

>>60754157
europoors are very loud sometimes, I forget they're insignificant

So if Tesla loses its Mag 7 spot, will someone replace it for the sake of my ETF?

Luv me BITX
Luv me NVDX
Luv me SCHG
Luv me BIL
SImple as

>>60754121
TSLA is worth something because it has revenues and it's profitable, it's just incorrectly rated as a tech company. Should be something like $50 per share based on their actual business rather than running a Mars colony or whatever.

fucking kek Japan is the only other functioning consumer economy
that is genuinely hilarious

metal bros winning big today

>>60754174
PLTR obviously.

>>60754166
>be smartest man in history
>fomo into a pump and dump and lose everything
kek

>>60754179
>tesla is profitable
Wrong. They are ultra reliant on the us taxpayer. Tesla's profits derived from selling carbon credits, which are due to be canceled on September 30th.

>>60754199
No wonder Elon's a drug fiend. Should've just stuck to playing Path of Exile 2.

>>60754199
Well, that's a bit of a problem.

Their stock price only went up because the us tax payer was handing them carbon credits

>>60754199
Is that going to show up on the next earnings report? Because that seems like very easy puts lol

uhoh its so over for the eu deal chuds. huge black swan event coming soon

>>60754179
It's the opposite. It's only the way it is because it's being treated as a tech company and not a car company. And they've been neglecting the fuck out of their cars with the utter disaster that was the cybertruck and the lack of care given for their old models, especially now with the autopilot lawsuit opening them for a whole heap of trouble.

>wiII that show up in earnings
They already us SPV's [just like enron] to hide debts and puff up profits.

>>60754192
Karp knew.

>>60754228
That's what I'm saying, shouldn't october's earnings be horrible?

Nice call on XYZ whoever you are.

>>60754223
show me your puts nigger, people cry about TSLA for YEARS now forgetting that the stock market is a fraudulent boomer scheme at this point

Is it wise to invest in more than one power company?

>>60754068
How rich off stocks to get this as gf minus nose piercing, tats, and fatceps?

>>60754166
How many baggies if this happens?

Tesla only became relevant because of carbon credits which are being canceled on September 30th

>>60754289
What would be the reasoning, over an ETF?

>>60754298
are you going to kill yourself if they manage to slither away, redditor?

Pic related is one jew fag changing his id or using multiple devices

You are either with Mayor McCheese or you are against Mayor McCheese.

TRIPS

AND

THE

MARKET

ROCKETSHIPS

WAGMI

>>60754314
Should've known that you're mentally ill, judging by your "data" dumps. Please don't listen to a shill (me), spend your entire remaining life savings to short TSLA, please anon please.

>>60754299
Have an etf
Want to invest in individual companies as well though.

Glad I sold NXDR when I did. To whatever anon who shilled it, enjoy those bags

>>60754333
blessed

>>60754107 (OP)
FUUUUUUUCK FUCK FUCK ME
I wanted to buy the dip on XYZ FUCK
how can it be +10% in after when earnings AND revenue was red??

>>60754174
why would Tesla lose it?
also who said its 7 only?

oh thats why gold is mooning

>>60754143
>service economies are now memes
>being a country which makes stuff is bad
I don't disagree but what

>>60754333
Based
Can confirm I'm up a little more in after hours

>>60754298
why are we doom posting on Tesla suddenly?

>>60754370
it's one guy. also you and i are the same person according to him

Kugler replacement announced, its the guy who authored the mara largo accord

Are we all in on ICHR due to congressional buying?

I'm up 20% in a few hours

>>60754121
>>60754166
>>60754199
>>60754209
>>60754228
carbon credits carbon credits carbon credits

>>60754376
Well at least it's an actual economist.

>>60754333
HERE FROM /XSG/
CHEEEEEEEECKEEEEEEEED
AND BASED!!!!!

>>60753961
The /smg/ regular is immunized against all dangers. You may call him a shill, a retard, a gambler, it all runs off him like water. But call him unemployed and you will be astounded how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: I have been found out.

>>60754375
hello me
what are you thinking about Tesla
its still running in a triangle
it will break out soon but in which way?

>>60754391
Hes a retarded one but it proves you can be an academic and still have fucking awful views on everything

>>60754333

Tomorrow is going to be a good day smiggers

I think the worst is behind us :)

>>60754367
60% of France's GDP is government spending lol

>>60754479
the french copy nobody, and nobody copies the french as they say

AMD
>AMD
AMD
>AMD

>>60753420
>should I rush back and find a new job?
Your job is managing and growing your portfolio.

So, you are working for yourself. If you are successful keep at it, if you fail go back to wage slaving and try again.

GAMB its no GAMBle

You have 7 days to accumulate.

>>60754545
why has it gone down so much

NXDR is the way, the truth, and the light.
It's the way to profit
The truth is no one can really replicate their hyper local hyper online Boomer base.
The light? That's just the porch light left on, welcoming you in.

>>60754333
WAGMI

holy shit DUOL
i forgot i had a put on watchlist from may. it’s fallen

>>60754391
I think the more important aspect is hes a fiscal dominance ultra dove

>>60754593
this

>>60754593
Didn't you say you would sell at $5?

$HOOD to $140

>be bobotard
>short tesla
>lose money
>bear trap
>short it again
>lose more money
>start whining
>muh bubble
>muh car sales
>muh carbon credits
>1 million P/E
>TA/FA say it going to dump so short it again
>lose money
>rinse repeat

>>60754640
You might as well be a bobo doomer with that prediction. Let me set the record straight:
>S&P will reach over 9000 this year
>HOOD $300 EOM
>earnings are blowing out expectations
>AGI EOY

Also apparently the collector cups they sold have the paint chip off

>>60754562

Shakeout before the breakout, Football & Soccer season both in Europe and the States starts over the next few weeks. Historically GAMB stock price hits heights in Winter. Buy cheap nuts now to squirrel away for Winter. Check the fundamentals they just keep growing.

AGGAY

Fuck it. I’m doing a fuck you 0dte tomorrow, in whatever direction. Either I make it or I don’t.

henlo mister jerome
it is an emergencies
please lower the rates asap
also the fed must change the banking rules
please require banks to buy soxl
thank you mister jerome

>>60754697
Based and Retarded.

>>60754167
Sucks to feel that way! But they are the ultimate rule followers.

We saw that problem in American during the 2020 BS. We need to make sure that shit was a small blip in history or we will be like the UK in ten years.

Do as the TV says or we will have the man on TV say you are the problem.


Oi, you have a license for that opinion?

You made this shitbag cry, life in prison!

soxl snib snib :DDD

I invested in a double patty burger for lunch and now I'm about to dump.

>>60754633
there is more than just this guy talking about it. that was (Me).

Being an Australian wageslave is suffering
>Go to sleep when the market opens
>Wake up after the market closes
LET ME IN

my boomer dividend portfolio performed well today.
some bullish gamblers bought some risky TGT calls from me but after seeing CROX tanking on tarriff shit I dont think they will be In the money after earnings in 2 weeks

$NXDR mooning

>>60754813
I work nights in america so its the same for me too. I still make money.

i ordered a book on options from amazon 2 weeks ago and it still hasnt shipped. bearish for AMZN.

New discussion on HGRAF: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=28EvHncDw7o

fug

>>60754178
That video was impressive. That's easily 15000 kcal

what are some of the WORST stocks /smg/ tried to convince you to buy? i'll start.

>>60754882
what's the news and should I buy the dip

>>60754892
also C3.ai

Anyone moving to Asia once they make it?

>>60754910
A Korean children's cartoon has become a meme for some reason.

>>60754892
I still own my 50 shares :(

>>60754195
does anyone have the gif of this compared to the TSLA stock price

>>60754910
no. too difficult languages

Good will win, evil.... will lose

>>60754902
A speculative energy business failing is one thing, but what does it take to dump as an AI stock during the AI bubble economy? Are they the ones that got caught passing off Indian remote workers as LLMs?

>>60754928
It's right here
>>60754166

>>60754633
I'll sell at 50

>>60754951
thanks anon i feel dumb for not noticing it

Buy NXDR going to 10 easy.

Short CVNA and APP these are scams.

>>60754898
The beat earning but only by a little and the cfo stepped down

Seems like an overreaction on the surface but maybe the cfo is a bigger deal than I realize

>>60754987
>NXDR going to 10 easy
Why?

i dont wanna lose mister jerome

>>60755014
Because some Israeli jews are going to use it to wash some money.

>>60755014
It's a busted SPAC so there's a small chance it can recover to the $10 range, meanwhile dilution risk is apparently low because they have some cash. It's not the worst /smg/ pennystock because unlike, say, HGRAF there isn't a substantial risk that you will lose 80-90% of your investment instantly over night if you buy in now. It's more the opportunity cost of crabbing or bleeding down 20-50% over the next year if no catalyst manifests.

https://x.com/leadingreport/status/1953540556417634730?s=46&t=Py_UDunT5zi4kzrJhe7ujQ
AQBAQBAQBAQBAQBAQBAQB
Mutant fish is back on the menu boys

>>60755049
>all the people who eat bleach chicken and the most ultra processed garbage in America saying that science fish is bad for you

Lmao

>>60755049
This is real meat grown in a lab? I didn't know this tech was ready for commercial production. Holy based.

>>60755049
>AQB

What's up with these retardrecoveries, damn

First retardpump, then dump, then retardpump
>day flat

This is literally me. I can't bring myself to buy anything in this clown market so I'm perpetually sidelined.

>>60755082

August & September are low liquidity low decision making months as Wall Street traders have to take vacation for at least 2 weeks so as to expose any rogue traders. October earnings season is going to be biblical, just trade the crab or accumulate good stocks until then.

t. Wall Street Insider & serial dubs getter

>>60755085
Just buy puts?

>>60755085
>I can't bring myself to buy anything in this clown market so I'm perpetually sidelined.
If you're extremely risk averse, just load it into SGOV and just get treasury bond divvies.

>>60755085
i just bought 1000 shares of CXDO last week and it worked out lol there's still cheap stuff even right now

>>60755063
AQB was a /smg/ pennystock meme circa 2021 with a few very dedicated anons making various meme images such as fishheads mounted on rockets, I still have those saved somewhere. It was an operationally conventional fish-farming business with genetically altered salmon for faster growth. Perhaps the mutant fish turned out to be inedible, because the company is now functionally out of business with all management let go. Not sure why the ticker still exists, perhaps it's just representative of the equity of a building they own or something.

No clue what the Bezos thing in the link is.

What is the orangutango trying to do with gold tariffs?

>>60755131
Oh, that anon probably just doesn't understand the difference between lab-grown meat and GMOs.
If I can invest in lab-grown meat I probably will as I expect it will be a lot cheaper. It will probably have fewer microplastics in it, too, which means even the schizos will start buying it.

>>60755132
He wants to absolutely fuck the gold market so his kids can buy the bottom, I assume.

>>60755099
Damn.

>>60755099
Doublechecked.

>>60755099
>Wall Street traders have to take vacation for at least 2 weeks so as to expose any rogue traders
what?

>>60755131
>Perhaps the mutant fish turned out to be inedible, because the company is now functionally out of business with all management let go.
That's what happened with grocery store tomatoes. They are designed to be harvested when they're not ripe, and have tough skins, so they have no flavor compared to a heirloom tomato.

A ton of edible crops are not easily commercialized because they're just not shelf stable or capable of surviving transport.

>>60755149

If any traders were operating a scheme involving illegal or unauthorised trades, the scheme would often be discovered or fall apart without constant attention and exposure to the markets so 2 consecutive weeks are mandatory at most big firms for all traders to avoid this.

Saw a robinhood add on twitch
this is the top, short everything

>>60755168
Interesting. A security system that requires you to give your employees two weeks off.
What sort of schemes are these, exactly? Just unauthorized trades with company money? Or are you talking about ponzi scheme shit?

>>60755170
I said the top was 2 weeks ago when I was at the grocery store and overheard two employees stocking produce were discussing stocks

>High yield 4.813%
>WI level at the time of the auction 4.792%
>Tail 2.1 basis points six month average of -0.2 basis points
>Bid to cover 2.27X versus six month average of 2.38X
>Directs 23% versus six month average of 24.2%
I>ndirects 59.5% versus six month average of 61.9%
>Dealers 17.5% versus six month average of 13.9%
Auction grade:D

So the auction was bad too. Second in a row, after the 10y. And no impact on the yields as it normally would after a bad auction. The market now clearly is like ULTRAset and focused on a cut. Even with higher inflation.

>>60755174

Unauthorised trades and also traders could be hiding losses by juggling balances around accounts and sneakily communicating between offices, like asking your mum after dad says no.

>fed had to buy 1/3rd of its own debt

lmao we're free falling off a cliff before december

>>60755188
>traders could be hiding losses by juggling balances around accounts and sneakily communicating between offices
Makes sense. I've heard of this sort of thing happening, where they shuffle money around so their bosses won't see how badly they fucked up. Inevitably they end up losing even more money while they try to recover the losses...

>>60755044
I doubt it will bleed 20% much less 10%. It bottomed out.

>>60755049
AQB bros.... We're so back

>US imposes tariffs on one-kilo gold bars, FT reports http://reut.rs/4osdzaW

Trump is just throwing all kinds of tariffs out there but the market does not give a fuck anymore.

It's as if he wants a dip himself, but he can't do it anymore. He's lost the power.

>>60755229
He rekt Intel today

DJT is pumping after hours. 19 by monday.

I pushed the updates to the site, please poke around
https://alphapulse.org

>t. attention seeking grifter

>>60755229

Maybe the 50m bounty on maduro will do it

>>60755238
no you cant give credit to trump for that lol

>>60755246
I wish I could give you more useful feedback but I know very little about quant stuff. I have been meaning to learn it for like 10 years though.

>>60754118
TSLA isn't cooking their books they are just a dead end company
>What are you scared of?
Nothing, my money is just in other companies that have a future, TSLA going to zero is already priced in.

>>60755273
my intent is that the UI is good enough that you can button mash your way through analysis and find a good strategy. the site is just a mockup right now, no real data, but if you go to the research page, the intent there is a really good ui if you click the wrench button then poke around (select stocks, strategy, etc)

>>60755188
Has this always been a thing or was there a reason why this is an industry standard?

>>60755342
Regular retail banking used to do this back in the 70s. It is odd that it has become uncommon lately, in fact

>>60754892
that chart doesn't really convince since a lot of stocks look like that, ie. massive pump in 2021 followed by a shit time during the inflation panic
it's still pretty shit tho, 0% over two years, impressively bad

>>60755342
I don’t think anon is being accurate that always happens in august or September. That kind of defeats the purpose. They usually do it by individual rolling over the year

>>60754941
yeah this one i can see the logic but i guess their AI never panned out? idk lol

>>60755381
Stop posting these roasties

im still bag holding some $RUM.
they have earnings on monday. maybe they can turn it around and go to $20.

>>60755131
my Dad and I both lost some money off you guys shilling this…

>>60755381
Unless she's getting that brush shoved up her cunt I don't want to see this again, get new material.

Why is no one talking about SBET/Sharplink Gaming? Blowout top coming, just check out the graph today.

Easiest way to get a 7-10 x on crypto without the stress of holding crypto.

Wait, you weren't kidding with the 50million on Maduro, wtf. Trump recently allowed companies to import venezuelan oil, so what is that now again

>>60755407
>>60755422
>seething to the point of samefagging
KWAB

Why are TGT Aug 22 Calls trading at such an insanely high premium?
2 dollars a share
WMT Aug 22 calls are trading at like pennies a share for the same price action... same earnings date etc?

Is it leaked that TGT is gonna smash earnings or wtf is going on???

TRIPS

AND

THE

MARKET

DIPS

THEN

FLIPS

GREEN

Its late here but I'm going to stay up and try to get 5 5's for us smiggers, the omen will surely bring a good harvest for our yields.

>>60754892
PTNT (PTN when i initially bought). Never fucking with biotech again.

>>60755451
wtf that was bad

>>60755455
oh dear

also i have 6k in cash in my brokerage after dumping qqqi, what should i play with that money?

>>60755441
Now if you were smart, you could do a differential trade here. Short TGT and long WMT with the same approximate gamma/vega exposure on each leg

How do CEOs even stick around longer then a year? You can't even move into a low manager position anywhere and last long. Everything you do is potentially stepping on a landmine to get fired. I can't even imagine at upper levels how bad it is yet you see CEOs of big tech sticking around for a decade plus. It's less stressful to be an internet stock/shitcoin gambler then manage a few wage workers. The former you just blow up an account and rebuild the latter is a social survival game shit test.

>>60755453
>Never fucking with biotech again.
Biotechs are a lottery ticket. They'll just dump 90% as soon as a trial fails. The more successful ones have revenue streams with a saleable product instead of perpetual cash burn on a promise.

>>60755463
I am not smart though, that is literally the first option ive ever traded, sold covered calls on target for right after earnings 115 strike... its like 105 now, commanded 200 bucks a contract, if it gets exercised which i doubt there's another 1000 bucks

>>60755464
ceo of ai dashcams has been ceo since inception (10+ years) but it took a toll on him

earlier this year he had to file a marital separation of shares, coincidentally after the shares were separated at the depressed value, it went up +200% since then
the ceo must have lost the house though because the shares were separated like 9:1 so i imagine the wife must have taken the rest of the assets, but again i imagine he is better off in the end so i wonder if wife will try to sue, can wife do that?

>>60755464
the higher up you go the easier it is to take credit, obfuscate, and blame others. Also if you know what you are doing you slowly move the losers into one group for a special project that of course will fail and then lay them off. The hard part is getting good talent. And never hire a woman to run your HR office.

>>60755475
>can wife do that?
the wife's lawyer will snif out any more money and tell the wife "you deserve more, you can win big" because the lawyer wants 40% of what the wife is awarded. So yes, "she" can decide to go back and try again.

>>60755451
this post is bringing a curse

>>60755464
Some people thrive in that environment. Unfortunately, a lot of those people are actual psychopaths.

>>60755483
Wouldn't be surprised if that happened. I know in China, the problem got so bad that they revised their divorce laws so that any assets the man acquired prior to marriage cannot be targeted in a divorce. This doesn't fix their demographics timebomb but the state enforces a prenup because it's actually spooking the wealthy Chinese men away from even starting a family.

>>60755436
Do you know what samefagging is, retard?

FUCK TARIFFS

FUCK JANNIES

FUCK BAGGIES

I CLAIM THESE DIGITS FOR YOU BIZ

WE ARE ALL GONNA MAKE IT

ESPECIALLY US SMIGGERS

NEW ATH IN AUGUST

S&P TO REACH 6.666 BY AUG 26

KEK WILLS IT DEUS VULT

>>60755555
>futures

>>60755555
Topsignal

>>60755555
FIG to $25 tomorrow please mr. digits

>>60755555
those digits do not lie
also how did Trump bamboozle us so hard, he had all that kek magic and now hes just a rotten synagouge of satan mega kike?

>>60755592
He went rouge.

Rate my poorfolio

>>60755592
Trump has been extremely up front about his love of jews from the start. If you don't like that you shouldn't have voted for him.

>>60755612
>dogecoin in 2025
what's the value proposition
sincere question as i haven't heard anything about this shitcoin in years

>>60755614
Yes, but he also branded himself as not liking war or killing civilians... not aiding in worst war crimes in the 21st century...
I only voted for him in 2016

>>60755612
u always have to think about how ur portfolio compares to ur wageslave job

if ur portfolio is smaller than a payday, then instead of wasting time finding good picks, you just wageslave for a couple weeks and ur portfolio goes up +100% u know what i mean?

u keep wageslaving until a full payday only increases ur portfolio by like +1%, and thats assuming u dont have any other expenses
and thats why people call it 6-fig hell because now they cant wageslave past it and need to actually find good picks

>>60755555
nice one, but jannies are our friends, they keep the board nice and clean :D

>>60754229
I sort of regret selling PLTR too early but I needed to take gains sometime or another. Are you really supposed to let your winners ride on 800% gains? Part of me feels FOMO but I dont want to be like Newton. if PLTR dips whats good support to look at? Im in $XYZ $BULL $HIMS $VKTX and $TERN

is Figma becoming a buy? its down to 38B marketcap. Adobe is at 143B.

I was right about Celsius

>>60755655
FIG is still at over twice what the owners thought it was worth when they did the IPO

>>60755049
>AQB
Blast from the past

test

>>60755655
just wait. do nothing and observe.

>>60755555
ch-ch-ch-ch-checked

>>60755614
>Trump has been extremely up front about his love of jews from the start.
That's going to bite him in the ass constantly.

WHERE'S THE PUMP, CRDL?

>>60755692
more like worsen his shit reputation.

Overall not a bad ER. think they are actually turning the ship around finally.

>>60754354
Its better to buy a great company at a fair price than a fair company at a great price. "Never buy the bottom and always buy too soon" Read Jesse Livermore how I made 2 million dollars in the stock market.

>>60755711
7557711 lucky gets. $XYZ and $BULL are outperforming $HOOD and $COIN

>>60755706
I still get spam from them about a city I haven't lived in for 5 years

>>60755431
explain

>>60755711
n*gga giving book recommendations

>>60755734
Books to learn from others mistakes + trading to experience your own viscerally is how you learn. Health is wealth there's no point of getting rich if you're dribbling in your cherrios

>>60755741
He’s the type of person whose only exposure to literature is through audiobooks.

Here I am worried about NAV erosion and my fucking MSTY pumps 3.2% (more than BTC) kek
Clown market

>>60755555
Checked.
Get me in the screencap.

>>60755431
Not so sure since it's a crypto treasury, ETH only if I recall correctly, so it's really contingent on how well Etherium does now.

>>60755741
>Health is wealth there's no point of getting rich if you're dribbling in your cherrios
you write like reddit and the man you suggested was a day trader who killed himself with lots debt.
>>60755766
audiobooks arent literature

>>60755779
>audiobooks arent literature
That’s my point.

>>60755782
>"I-I concede daddy"
good girl

>>60755686
how that cat do that dance?

>>60755783
You’re only furthering my point by not taking the time to read.

>>60755693
>My buy didn't fill last week
Thank God

Does anyone know that youtube video that was called like "Life 3045" or something like that and it was basically a wagie wojak living in the future and he works in a glass box in an office and there is a fat black manager or HR woman sitting in the seat above him that looks down on him? I can't for the life of me find the video but I found it on biz originally

>>60754143
I'm as anti-EU as it gets but the European figure is misleading, europeans count trading between themselves as exports and imports.
Imagine counting trade between California and Texas as imports and exports.

>>60754166
dogshit TA

>>60754167
Truth is europeans still haven't accepted that they're not empires anymore, they're colonies

>>60755720
Thanks for contributing to the email open rates.

>>60754174
>will someone replace it for the sake of my ETF?
yes

>>60754185
the japanese economy is dead
they're in a different situation
they'll have to shift demographic momentum upwards if they ever want to fix their economy and take it away from the downward spiral its in

Although Switzerland has faced extreme tariffs, even the Swiss stock exchange has reacted very little. Do major investors worldwide, not just in Switzerland but regarding all tariffs, already have insider information that this whole crap will be overturned?

>Reuters
>@Reuters
>Chevron-chartered tankers begin returning to Venezuela after US license, shipping data show http://reut.rs/4llRnfQ

>Yes, we take your oil
>but also, hand out your president, NAO. >>60755434

>>60754221
I don't speak mongol

>>60754314
>da joos

>>60755876
he would like low gas prices going into mid-terms

>>60754221
PERKELEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>60754333
checked

>>60755884
there is unironically a jew and a jannie in smg and they might be the same person.

>>60755874
Everyone believes trump will flinch as the recessionary garotte tightens

>>60754363
>gold is vulnerable to tariffs
another benefit of crypto

>>60755876
why r we doing cia coups again
isnt the US literally why Maduro is in power

>>60754221
>huge black swan event coming soon

>>60754507
the maginot line was counting on the ardennes being able to stop the germans and the fact that belgium was good enough as a speed bump

>>60755876
>venezuelan oil
Ah, the shitty sour crude that the US is really good at refining. Researching it further, apparently China and India have sour crude refining capability but they require blending it with sweet crude to be profitable.

>>60754716
they're going to cut rates next meeting

>>60754781
you fat fuck

>>60755911
>they're going to cut rates next meeting
They'll probably do nothing.

>>60755911
i'm afraid they're faking us out
what if inflation goes back up?

>>60755919
it will. And so will unemployment.

>>60755915
multiple governors have already said they're going to cut in the next meeting and the fed funds futures market has already fully priced in a rate cut for that meeting

>>60755919
inflation won't matter if the labor market keeps deteriorating

>>60755924
idk if i'm cut out to live in a stagflationary environment...

>>60755618
Oh I don’t hold doge any longer. The ticker won’t go away

>>60754813
trade asian markets then bro

>>60754865
kek

>>60754865
what book?

>>60754865
What's the book?

>>60754910
no, I'll stay in my country but probably will move to another region

>>60754910
of course. It's why i learn the nihongo

Is hims worth it. No matter how much shit they eat the stock endures

>>60755880
>Can't use translate
Don't lick it before it falls - the US-EU customs agreement may still fall apart Trump began to apply his customs decision unilaterally on Thursday morning. There is still no framework agreement with the EU because the US administration has not approved it.

>>60755030
try not being a bear

>>60755948
the EU always sells out their member states to advance germany's interest
germany never compromised on anything, it will go through to help germany's economy since they published yet another negative gdp number last week

>>60755953
Germany never actually lost WWII if they get that much sway in the EU bloc.

>>60755942
>>60755943
Options as a Strategic Investment: Fifth Edition by Lawrence G. McMillan

>>60755085
buy index ETFs then

I apparently got a $700 credit for renewing my lease, so I have an extra $700 this month
SOXL?

>>60755956
bingo!
there's a reason why countries like france fiercely opposed german reunification

>>60755958
my n*gga
>>60755833

>>60755958
>Options as a Strategic Investment: Fifth Edition by Lawrence G. McMillan
https://annas-archive.org/md5/f599e5587fdf66fba45cb458d8c0e670

Here you go.

>>60755132
proving that Bitcoin is better since it can't be tariffed

>>60755229
he should try not delaying every single tariff he imposes

>>60755381
autistic whores

>>60755451
fuck you

>>60755464
>bad thing happens because you did a shitty job
>just blame natural disasters, macro economic factors or any other bs
>keep failing upwards

>>60755555
fucking checked

>>60755612
holy poor

>>60755965
thanks mate, but ill wait for my hardcopy to show up. should be next week. im actually enjoying reading physical books over screens.

>>60755990
it really is the only way to do it. People ITT look down on audio books like physical book readers look down on e-book readers

>>60755990
>im actually enjoying reading physical books over screens.
Grew up poor so I pirated most books, so I read on screens. Even as I type this, I'm upside down on an inversion table.

>>60755650
>I sort of regret selling PLTR too earl
I had an avg price of about 9 and dumped my 2400 shares at 60. reinvested most of that into other stocks that also gained, so I figure its a win-win. After PLTR rose to about 114 then dropped to 85 I bought another couple hundred shares and now holding. Its important to lock in gains and establish a new baseline. You can take some gains and an ETF of treasuries at about 4%, for now, some notes a bills at 4.3%, and some ETFs like VOO or VGT for stability. I periodically sell rips to ensure lock in gains and set a new higher base. Many just ride the stock to the ground, or take too much risk hoping the rip will continue. If PLTR rips more I will sell some and just wait for a hard dip, which will come sometime, then buy back in.

>>60756008
kek

>>60755997
how poor that you didnt have a library?

>>60755813
cute

>>60756023
yes buns are very cute
>futures

>>60756027
that cute white bunny eating the carrot
feeling all warm inside :)

>>60756030
i have many more bun webms but they will have to wait for future >futures posts

>>60756020
I usually saved pennies and weighed food so I could meet the cost exactly. Most things I received were hand-me-downs for over half my life since I couldn't afford to thrift either. Books were not high on my priorities to attain. Hard drive space was also limited for books, I didn't have any larger than 60GB until around 2020. If I recall correctly, we didn't have broadband internet until 2012, so I'd set up parabolic dishes from foil glued together to get a signal from fast food wifi down the street, so about 200kbps download?

It's probably only a few years ago that I managed to get new stuff for myself that wasn't on sale or discount. Looking back on it, I was poor. These days, I'm less poor.

who feeling BLSH next week?

>>60756037
see you sunday afternoon then anon

>>60756045
Sunday afternoon I try to either post the fox or seal webms

>>60756046
when will you post more bunnies?

>>60754115
Canopy Growth today.
Are any weed stocks actually still alive?
We need some of the weed lobbyists to flip the weed laws in EU, though I heard that weed is legal or at least not criminal here in Portugal.

>>60756071
>I heard that weed is legal or at least not criminal here in Portugal.
depende
>A posse de canábis é punível como contraordenação, caso se destine a consumo pessoal, limitando-se a 25 g de flor, 2,5 g de canábis, 5 g de haxixe e 2,5 g de óleo de canábis. Os limites são definidos por dez doses diárias. Se forem excedidos, é considerado crime, podendo ser de consumo de droga ou tráfico de drogas.

>>60756048
idk, you should check >>>/an/bunny or >>>/an/webm

>>60756071
>Are any weed stocks actually still alive?
Weed seems to have proven difficult to securitize, because the moment they announce "shareholder value" and the price of weed must go up while destroying quality control, dudeweeds will immediately go back to their dealer for a cheaper (and by their admission, better) high.

>>60756079
thanks anon

>>60756043
that makes sense
buy celh to be even less poor

>>60754143
USA can't make food without Russia's fertilizer and stuff...

Are WeBull and Robinhood good stocks to invest in?

>>60756095
>Russia
anything that comes out of that disgusting shithole can be replaced

>>60756095
It can after annexing Canada.

>>60754163
Sounds like something that a fat person would say.

>>60756095
Canada is actually the largest source. Amounting to ~80% of imports

So close to 200k…

>>60756120
>>60756120
>>60756120

>>60754199
When I buy TSLA I usually but it because of the copium that is the Teslabot, I do hope it won't be like the autopilot though... coming this year for like 10 years in a row (now).

>>60754202
Pajeet demends credit!!

>>60754221
This is Google Trans, rofl

Remember, don't lick it!

>>60755813
>>60756027
I imagine this is what it feels like to neet off divvy income

>>60754680
Hold until Jan26?

>>60754867
tl;dw?

>>60755099
Checked and truth pilled

>>60755099
I positioned for crabbing last friday. gob less smg

>>60755770
I'm getting some more MSTY when the market opens.

>>60755833
Judging from your hand writing you're a chicken, right?

>>60754134
Should I cancel my $18 sale, true believer?

>>60755896
>30% tax on crypto gain
your move?

>>60756308
I got in during the dump last Friday. The insane yield is hard to ignore for divvylooping

>>60755896
but here tariffs are great. it just hit a new ath which it probably wouldn't have without dons help

>>60755925
>what they said
>degenerate gamblers predict
TWO WEEKS

>>60756116
7% returns not bad desu

>>60755956
Retard
Germans are on the way to minority in the own country and there are only around 400k german births. You think that would be the case if we won ww2?
>but GOVERNMENT has power
This is bad aswell

>>60757312
This sucks, but it's not a German thing. 400k native birth mean around 57% of all birth. In the UK, who obviously belongs to the WW2 winners, the native birth rate is at 59%.
Even though the fertility rate is slightly higher in the UK, the overall issue is the same in both countries.