brazil edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Zoomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

Previous: >>60754107

brutal hairline Fellipe

>metals and WMT have been treating me well
Feeling good for once

Anyone else in WeBull here?

first for total bull victory

somebody wants to explain why nikkei is 2% up today

>>60756120 (OP)
>pic
Maybe I need to get my head out of the gutter, but I'm sure they could've drawn that hand grip differently.

Is OPEN even going to go over $20 again?

>>60756150
Household spending miss
>Japan Household Spending (Y/Y) Jun: 1.3% (est 2.7%; prev 4.7%)
Real wages down

and

Boj only
>debated chances of resuming rate hikes, July summary shows

They will never hike.

Accumulate HGRAF.

WHERE'S THE PUMP, CRDL?

>>60756120 (OP)
God bless ULTY and PLTR

>>60756120 (OP)
I’ve dumped thousands into SYM (symbotic) since 20 dollars. Other than that I’ve been QQQmaxxing. Not sure what else to do

>its october 23rd, 1929 and wow what a month its been. Minor dips and major blips, several legs crawling up; things can keep going up forever, ignore your instincts, a broken clock is only right twice but you can get loans to buy more stocks if youre in the red anyway, everything is fundamentally sound sell offs are just profit taking! Look, we've been producing and producing and overproducing, lower prices across the board soon, inventories maxed out; these electric nikola funko tulipops are flying off shelves and a 10x in volume would cause the largest green candle you'd ever witnessed and it'd double your money. Ignore the volatility trust me, panics dont even happen that often, plus the recent several bank runs are fdiC insured man. Oh and ignore paul getty about everyone selling off uvix, that only goes up when theres a depression

>Futures are up as traders trade

TEM
NNE
OKLO
CRWV
NVDA
ACHR

Honorable mentions Picrel

WAGMI

>>60756276
how heavy are those bags?

>>60756312
If they are shorts they are more like nooses. Hence the Bobo hanging from the ceiling picture. You know, the market goes up, the noose gets shorter. Bulls are the one that bought the trash.

>>60756310
Totally not biased, but I like ARM.

Though I do worry that both ARM, AMD, INTL, QCOM and such will have a chance of dropping once RISC-V evolves into a human usable form.

Thoughts on NXDR?
I heard one anon shilling it.

>>60756353
sus

>>60756375
Sorry, I don't know how to link to a post from a previous thread but here's what they wrote <look at image>.

>>60756387
>Hasn't been over $10 since 2021
lmao
>Nextdoor Holdings, Inc. operates as a holding company, which engages in the provision of a social network site connecting with neighborhood and businesses.
lolwut? that what boomers use facebook and yelp for. no market

>Neighborhood-based social media platform Nextdoor Holdings (KIND) on Friday said it plans to switch its stock symbol later this month. Instead of the "KIND" ticker Nextdoor has had for its New York Stock Exchange listing since its November 2021 initial public offering, the company will trade under a new "NXDR" ticker starting July 21.
max cope

Bet this shill chased it last month and bought the top at $2.50, now he's trying to unload his bags. kek

>>60756417
Thank you for the clarifications, may the god of your beliefs bless you!

I just bought a T-shirt through Instagram you guys might want to long METU right about now

>>60756417
>Bet this shill chased it last month and bought the top at $2.50, now he's trying to unload his bags.
Wouldn't it make more sense to just cut losses and move the money back to something safer to grow? Cannibalizing others for personal gain is a massive net loss. Hell, anon even has good stock tickers on occasion to just dump cash into.

Buy SBSW.

>>60756499
Why?

>>60756499
Shouldering Bags, Super Weighty

>>60756509
Super bulls super winning (probably)

>>60756195
Pnd is already in dump phase
I saw it hitting below .90 a few times today
Don't be a baggie

>>60756516
Stinky Bullshit, Shorts Wealth

>>60756227
Excited to get my first ULTY divvie in the morning.
Divvylooping is so fun but actually waiting for the divvies is hell kek

>>60756517
Anon said to hold until 2026 when the stock will IPO though, are you sure not to hold?

>>60756521
When pennyshit doesnt have institutional investors they dilute and reverse split.
Makes them a fuck ton of money off of the retail baggies. Sometimes its better to wait for the jews to pile in before investing.

>>60756521
An uplisting to NASDAQ in Q1 2026, since it's already publicly tradable.
>>60756517
>>60756524
You haven't done any research on the stock. I've told you it won't dilute, the CEO has said she is against further dilution, the largest private shareholder has said there is no more dilution. Why can't you accept that? This is a penny shitco on the precipice to growth phase and they already have enough cash on hand, the private placements already occurred, the warrants already issued and many have been exercised.

>>60756535
I guess people might are sceptical because everybody (excluding me, of course) lies.

But I'll trust you and double my position or at least put extra 50% of the position into it. ^^

>>60756535
>CEO has said she is against further dilution, the largest private shareholder has said there is no more dilution.
Someone post the meme from a few years ago with the animu girls turning into whores when cash is offered

>>60756487
>Wouldn't it make more sense to just cut losses and move the money back to something safer to grow? Cannibalizing others for personal gain is a massive net loss.
welcome to /biz/

>>60756543
Thank you.

And I'm not saying stock price can't go lower. These are volatile beasts. But what I'm saying is this is going to be a multi-billion mcap company in the near future, perhaps even before the nasdaq listing, and the probability of further dilution is very very low. Take a look at PMETF on the monthly chart, with it's run from 2022 to 2023. Our run could be like that until the uplisting.

Hence accumulate on dips and hold the rips.

>>60756120 (OP)
What was his master plan?

>5k in MSTY gets you $500 a month
>pumps with btc
Fucking unreal. Genuinely too good to be true. There's no way they can keep this up for more than a year, even if MSTR options make a ton off of volatility

>>60756564
Can't WAGMI with such regular treachery and shenanigans, but I suppose everyone must pay their dues.

>>60756500
>>60756509
>>60756516
>>60756519
Remember KGC shill?
He retired early.

>>60756580
I'm also heavy in gold/silver miners. If we hit $4000/oz gold this year I'm probably going to quit my day job.

>>60756565
What am I looking for on the graph?

>>60756588
It's unironically a free ride for everybody already invested. Still at least a 3x to be made for latecomers.

are range hoods a meme? they look stupid in middle class homes i think.

Anyone heard of Quanloop? Thoughts or maybe a reality check for me?

I've had my money with them for years, I consider them more risky than individual stocks, but less risky than crypto.

Graph shows daily profits.

>>60756588
>>60756595
Wouldn't gold price dump if a tariff is imposed?
Theres many ways to send and store money right now, especially in a high interest environment.

>>60756571
We finally got an EU version of this now too and I've been looking into it, but I don't get the appeal. The ETF loses value seemingly every month, what's the point if I get 5% dividends from it if my original investment keeps shrinking?

>>60756613
US has no say anymore in the gold market as fort knox is empty and all mines are closed.

>>60756613
Additionally there is no demand in the US for gold. Most of the demand is from china and india now. Tariffs wouldn't change a thing.

Remember import/export anon? He bought cheap silver in the US and exported to china for a nice 30% profit. He retired, too.

>>60756638
As a precious metal? There will always be a demand for gold bugs.

For industrial uses, it appears there's no getting around that emergent quantum computing requires a lot of gold.

>>60756643
The gold market in the US is dead. No supply and no demand.

>>60756195
give me the tlwr (too long want to read)

>>60756571
sounds way too good to be true in 10 months you make it all back, whats the catch?

>>60756625
Yup NAV decay is the catch, which is why you need to divvyloop.
MSTY specifically is a weird one because like all bitcorn things it was overvalued at launch. It also seems to pump with MSTR.
And its not 5%, its over a dollar per share EVERY MONTH
Anyway I made a thread so that we don't take over smg. Look for the fat frog on the catalog.
>>60756638
isn't that uhhhhhhh bad if theres no demand

>>60756678
>isn't that uhhhhhhh bad if theres no demand
Not if the supply is negative.

>>60756681
but uhh theres like, a lot of gold in the world.

>>60756686
Define "a lot".

>>60756678
How long has MSTRY been around on the US market and how much did the dividend drop during the bad years? Seems too good to be true if you could just buy 1000 shares and then in 2 years time you'd be playing with house money.

>>60756689
They have been mining gold since before jebus was born

>>60756686
What happens if someone captures a space object made of gold? Or is that no where near reality to be of concern?

>>60756694
Maybe. But the US obviously decided that it is worthless and sold it all to chinese bagholders for cheap. Maybe we could repurpose fort knox as a datacenter for bitcoin mining?

>>60756695
uhhhhhhh isnt gold like, REALLY heavy?
isnt heavy bad for things to go to space?

>>60756693
>>>60756641

>>60756702
Why would it go to space?

I'm talking about bringing it from space down to Earth.

Grounded. Or based, if you will. :P

>>60756721
Why mine for worthless junk?

I need to know which fucking retard pajeet re"balanced" SCHD this year so I can beat the ever loving shit out of him.

>>60756724
People attach relatively high value to shiny rocks, I guess~

>>60756734
Not in the US. See >>60756701
Other countries still believe in it but they lack the ability to mine space.

>shit thread full of bot conversations
tiring

>>60756728
Sir, this was a wellcalculated decision in compliance with regulatory boundaries and our full and unabated commitment to provide maximum stability to the investments while retaining unparalleled dividendgrowth to our most honorable customers

>>60756710
Might get Chat to cook up an Ireland domiciled ISA friendly version of this if it exists, if nothing else the rebalancing will keep me distracted from my questionable day trading

>>60756748
There's nothing wrong with being a bot, they'll rule over us all soon.

>>60756499
KYS

>bought the oil dip
now what my anons?

>>60756760
Why?

>>60756753
>pic
You can use that kind of person to torture prisoners by using them as indoctrinators. They can clearly believe in nonsense, so why not break those who do still have some sense left in them?

Either that or just play baby shark on loop forever.

>>60756773
Lately, I've been listening to this one on loop:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZyR9QymVoo

>>60756751
>>60756728
SAAR DO NOT REDEEM THE DIVIDEND
YOU MUST DO THE DRIPINGS

>>60756773
The more intelligent, vaguely gay arty girls study stuff like that and become unemployed, the more likely that I can marry one of them

When will we be able to trade stocks 24/7?

>>60756822
YOU ALREADY CAN FOR AS LITTLE AS ONE POUND A MONTH, ONLY, WITH TRADING212

>>60756825
You're partially correct, but not all can be bought 24/7.

I placed an order to buy MSTY yesterday, but I still had to wait for the relevant market to open.

>>60756848
You’ll have to endorse the Talmud to get your outside RTH orders to go through on IBKR then

6k in dry powder for today wahts the play?

This market has been chasing ratecuts now since December 2023, because the Fedniggers were so fuckin retarded to change the dotplot which turned the expectation of 3cuts in 2024 to 6 only for it, 6 months later, go down to 0 and back into 2, into 3 then back to 0 in early 2025 into probably 6 now again, it's so fuckin dumb.

The Fed is at least 50% at fault for this prolonged inflation because of their retarded attempt to do a softlanding after pumping trillion of USD into the world.

this shit easy. when mp go down buy calls

>>60756858
RHM dip buying is pretty tried and true

LET'S GET THIS BREAD

TIME TO FUCK SOME GREEN CANDLES

AND SUCK SOME RED DILDOS

WAGMI

GREEN FRIDAY

S&P 6,420 EOD

I LOVE YOU SMIGGERS

BUY GAMB - EARNINGS NEXT THURSDAY

>>60756881

WHOOPSIE A LITTLE PREMATURE

TRIPS

AND

THE

MARKET

TWISTS

MY

NIPS

(In a good way)

Did college textbooks go up 10% yoy in June because Trump nuked the department of education? KEK

>>60756887
Denied

>>60756854
I am trying to read it, not sure where to start though. I've heard it's good to teach you critical thinking and such.

I do also have an IBKR account but for reasons unknown to me it always takes a long time to move money to it from Revolut. Also the trading permissions make me want to commit seppuku... Customer support told me that because I'm from EU, I can't trade crypto...

(article from the image: https://www.newyorker.com/books/page-turner/how-the-talmud-became-a-best-seller-in-south-korea)

>>60756864
literally free money

FTNT looking to catch an upswing after that dip

>analysts reduce earnings estimates to single digits for 2025
>financial media: US COMPANIES BEAT EARNINGS ESTIMATES
>NEVER BET AGAINST AMERICA BABY!!!
lmao

>>60756600
They are unless they’re actually connected to a vent in the roof. Mine’s not so I hardly ever use it.

>>60756943
I’m not laughing anon. I’m a little bit worried in fact
>>60756902
I’m glad that IBKR doesn’t let me touch options or euros without doing this gay test. I’m being foolhardy enough as it is with stockpicking

>>60756946
What? I use ibkr and I don't remember taking a test for options or forex.

>>60756952
I think during account setup you can get approved for it. If you’re a smooth brain or you have no options experience and you don’t lie during setup, you just get a cash account with no margin/options/crypto access

>>60756943
It's that simple, expect nothing and you can't be disappointed.

>full moon
It's ogre

>>60756965
Full moons are bullish thoughbeit

>>60756965
But is Venus in retrograde?

>>60756120 (OP)
>META was up 10% post earnings
>SOUN 22% rn
>TEM 8% even before earnings
Any interesting AI meme companies reporting next week? It seems like we're entering mania period when it comes to eyyy ayyy

Should I short Nvidia expecting the AI bubble to pop?

Celsius investors mogged you

>>60757011
Why ask us, when you could ask the magic crystal orb / clairvoyant talking parrot that told you when the AI bubble is going to pop?

>>60757026
Haven't you seen that LLMs have hit their top? AI is fake.

NOVO BROS, did we time the bottom? Things are getting a little frisky..

>>60756625
POST THE EU VERSION I NEED TO DUMP SOME CASHHHHH IN IT!!!

>>60757025
You know what's crazy? I tried Celsius for the first time ever just a couple of weeks ago and actually liked it. Not an energy drink guy but I was running on three nights of garbage sleep and picked it up at the store just for some kind of boost.

And I DIDN'T BOUGHTED. FUCK.

>>60757011
shorting NVDA during their golden bullrun would be so suicidal unless you have enough money to pay margin interest for the next 20 years

>Did you really think you could hide your wealth in gold instead of investing in my favored crypto?

>>60757011
If you expect the AI bubble to pop, short PLTR, AI and SNOW. They all have valuations that are only sustainable if GAI is achieved, and soon.

>>60756625
Paying taxes to the EU earlier with your initial capital

Is coinbase computer going out of business?

>>60756120 (OP)
Gentlemen, given the recent success of MP and UUUU how does the thread feel about AREC?
Have a rare for your trouble.

MNST

>>60757118
>didn't even 2x in the last 5 years
Rookie numbers in clown market.

>>60757098
You didn't hear it from me, but GPT 6 or 7 is meant to be the AGI model. There's a reason there are a bunch of articles out right now about how GPT 5 isn't AGI as though anyone was expecting it to be. They've factored in scalability and concluded that one of those models will probably be the point where we reach it, they're just not entirely sure which due to a few fuzzier aspects of how things have been progressing so far.

>>60757054

You're approaching the head of a head and shoulders this will test $44 once more.

I'm long its stupidly good value under $50 just letting you know in case you are skittish.

I timed the absolute bottom in April then sold like a week later, maybe i was ONE DAY OFF from absolute bottom but nvda was like 90 bucks

>>60756571
It's a bunch of cash, bonds, and treasury notes, how is it too good to be true?

>>60757113

USAR & TMC is where its at

>>60757148
It's always going to be the next model, or the one after that. It's like fusion.

>>60757167
Nobody expected GPT 4 or 5 to be AGI thoughbeit

>>60757167

>>60757167
GTP5 is out and I'm not sure if I even saw it trending on twitter. Only saw that it still can't count letters in words.

>>60757212
They also released an "open source" version, but it's equally useless. *shrug*

>>60757212
why do you believe every screenshot you see

>>60757229
Do the full glass of wine next

>>60756625
total eu tard here. so far all I did is buy some index funds. what I found is this:
https://hanetf.com/de/fund/msty-mstr-option-income-strategy/
so what I can see here is that they pay me 1,2€ per month for each share I own. so if I get 200 shares for 5k, this will pay me monthly around 240€. after 2 years (assuming it stays the same) I have my money back. am I missing something other than decay. like I said total beginner here.

my NXDR doin' a lil sumptin premarket

Strange seeing similar patterns elsewhere in different timespans

Let's check in on some /smg/ stock picks from the past year or so. Can you guess the tickers?

>>60757229
Don't know, check this one

>>60757278
one of those better be TMF
that misunderstanding of how rates and bonds work was hilarious

My Brazilian ETF is pumping for some reason. People are just ignoring the 50% tariff like it's nothing.

>>60757283
Kek, I'd forgotten about TMF

>>60757287
Brazilians will be rich. Americans also. Everybody will be rich. It's that simple. We solved Worldhunger right there thanks to Tariffs.

Crab day. Let's listen to the new machine gun Kelly album

>>60757287
Today we will also acquire Worldpeace. With tariffs! Today is the "dead"line for Russia in regards to Ukraine.

Imagine.

I don't understand why Tariffs have not yet been used on Hamas.

I have been looking around and I cannot find any stock that has juicier premiums than Target for aug 22, what gives?

>>60757250
Inchresting. Have boughted 10 of the LSE listed ones to see what happens

>>60757287
elucidate me on Latin American ETFs

>>60757299
What do you mean? Trump ended the Special Military Operation in Ukraine the first day he took office, he even said that he was going to do that and he did it, didn't he?

>Want to not be in USD
>Nothing to buy

>>60757314
Good earnings, low prices. That's all you need to know. Blackrock has some ETFs at decent expense ratios.

Where are my natural gas chads at? We buyin BOIL or KOLD today?

>>60757319
Yes, but if he has been President back then, with the power of tariffs, there would not even have been a war.

>>60757333
*Special Military Operation

There no war there.

>>60757333
*had

Lookin' at this here chart fellers. Mighty peculiar if you ask me.

lmao, when even a conservative company like Nintendo reaches close to 60 P/E, on a turboconservative market like the Japanese one, you have the very proof there IS a bubble. And the Nintendo ticker tells you the entire story: it's retail, because of course zoomers buy the shit they like. While it was completely ignored even in 2017, when I complained about how it was dumb it had a 13 P/E and would be at least duble that if it was listed on the NYSE.
I'm not complaining, I have Nintendo stonks, and I think you'll remember my shilling on /smg/ since like 2018 thanks to my Xenoblade 2 pictures I always use.
But yeah, this is NOT good.

Not even NVDA is commanding premiums like TGT, one of you big brains needs to explain this to me

>>60757333
Trips of truth

>>60757304
>>60757354
tgt has earnings on 8/20, which drives up implied vol for the 8/22 option.

nvda has earnings a week later, so its 8/29 options are juiced, not the 8/22.

>>60757229
there are zero "bs" in blueberry THOUGH

>>60757379
*is

>>60757379
the ' is implied through common sense

How do i buy shares in tariffs?

Bearish or Bullish
Call it

>>60757387
I didnt put nuthin up

>>60757391
You put up everything
Call it

>>60757375
yeah thats what im comparing it too, all things as equal as I can get, even NVDA isnt commanding pre earnings premiums like TGT

8 min until ding ding ding!

>>60757086
>shorting NVDA during their golden bullrun would be so suicidal
my guess is you bought after NVDA broke above $150? Their earnings yield is shit, are you that confident it'll be able to stay as a trailer-trash options gambling stock after the next ER?

>>60757393
Well look, I need to know what I stand to win

>>60757394
it's not commanding premiums like TGT because it wont have earnings before the 8/22 date, like i just fucking said

>>60757379
What doujin is this?

holy shit SPY is volatile rn

I've been loading up on brazilian bonds this past month
Literally rotated half my portfolio from US equities to brazil
You niggers can laugh now, but you'll see...

>futures

show me low market cap hidden gem insider rugpull to be stock ticker

>>60757400
You stand to win everything now call it

BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

CAM ON LET'S MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINS

>>60757412
I HATE WOMEN

>>60757422
Alright..... bullish then

>>60756150
I think a part of it is that as tariff reality kicks in, the markets are acknowledging Japan got a relatively good deal. Among countries with greater than 2% share of US imports, Japan got the second lowest rate.

>>60757424
Desab

palantir 200$ eod? lol

>>60757398
Every other multitrillion dollar corporation is spending all their money on NVDA chips and it doesn't show signs of slowing down yet,
I wouldnt bet against a freight train that is going at full steam ahead

>>60757414
here are some randomly generated strings, 4 and 3 characters long shuffled
>GUAJ
>NNI
>JOTO
>BCU
>MYJW
>YOE
>RVWL
>NXL
>FOXP
>WFT
the first valid one if going +25% today

>>60757266
checked. WTFWASTHAT

>>60757424
Based
>fag ID

>>60757436
>NNI
oh shit this is a real one, not even that bad

5min 30% flip on SPY puts; I’m happy with that

>>60757435
>it doesn't show signs of slowing down yet
read the earnings reports. the previous one was a miss: they had to "adjust" it with fictional China sales in order to avoid making it too obvious.
It's been a pump and dump the entire time, and there's simply not enough fools left to be the greater one to sell to after people buy. It's so painfully, obviously the top.

WTF WAS THAT IN THE PRE MARKET

>>60757412
Didn't you say you're going to give us bears and seals or something?

>>60757436
>BCU
Just did some TA on BCU, looks good. Loading up. Thanks.

>>60757436
You're probably going to be correct.

>>60757455
the volume on SPY was 5k in that interval; someone probably sold market instead of limit

STOP FUCKIN PUMPIN DO YOU HEAR ME OK

fucking Avanza just made it impossible to buy just as the US market opened

>>60757427
But that's fucking retarded. Toyota announced it would impact them a lot in the coming quarters in 2026. There's no reality where the tariffs pump Japan's indexes. Heck, even Apple pumping when they have to suddenly invest billion, eating their margins, eating their treasury, just to produce at higher costs than they could for decades in SEA (that thus made them print even more money on luxury-tier margins, and thus rightfully fattening its valuation), is fucking retarded. The stocks market pumping on such objectively bad news for companies and for stocks valuations, is retarded.
I said it and I'll say it again, we're in a fucking bubble fueled by retail, and everyone refuses to see it. Or are degenerately betting with leverage up the tits just to get that last 10% breadcrumbs.

MOOGLIES look outside

Something wonderful is happening!

GOOGLIE MOOGLIE GOOGLIE MOOGLIE

Next week on /smg/

>>60757476
Coreweave meltdown or what?

>$300 worth of milk
>mix it with some $0.1 bacteria, put it on a shelf for a couple months
>maybe $100 for storage space and top notch refigeration if operated at proper scale
>$2600 profit

How to get in on this infinite money glitch bros?

>>60757476
>BitFuFu
>Company name
Bubbleindicator

>>60757479
Yes. BigBear will also be a big disappointment

>>60757476
>BBAI Monday
Another 10% pump, mayhaps?

>>60757480
Own a cellar.

what is this pump?

SPY is going to reverse trend at 10am
bought UVIX calls expiring next week
load up on volatility while it’s the calm before the storm

>>60757476
For me, it's Hydrofarm (HYFM)

>>60757482
>>60757484

Lol. I wonder who's wrong. I'd say the bull.

GAMB

GOOGL

GRRR

Buy now or regret forever!

Reminder bobos don't get to cum

>>60757471
>But that's fucking retarded.
Is there a reason to be angry about this?
Just set your stop losses and enjoy the ride up. Regardless of your views on the rationality of the market, the worst thing is to be sidelined.

>>60757480
even easier
>vanilla extract
>find the cheapest vodka possible
>buy some vanilla beans
>put vanilla beans in vodka and store in dark place
>shake them up every month or so
>few months later, 4x your investment

in on topic discussion, im buying some UVIX for next weeks semiconductor tariff news. good idea or no?

>>60756571
They can continue to destructively return capital as long as new people keep buying in...textbook ponzi. Hope you're in and out early. I would expect less pumping with btc going forward as mstr keeps inventing new types of preferred shares. Mstr will be liquidated long before Saylor gets his butt touched

I stay in soundhound til 35 now

>>60757492
Dunno but I'm hoping to cash out today on some nuclear.

I'm going on vacation next week and won't be able to watch the market very closely. You guys had better not do anything interesting.

>>60756693
After 2 years all your capital would have been returned, the nav would have eroded along with your dividends, and your cost basis will be zero so you owe tax even though your bags are at a loss unless it's in a non taxed account. In either case you underperformed mstr.

Why are we pumping on no news

>>60757321
EFV

>OpenAI's Altman is still looking to spend after GPT-5 launch and is 'willing to run the loss'

AND JUST LIKE THAT GOOGL WILL NEVER BE BELOW $200 AGAIN

MOOGLIES WE DID IT

GOOGLIE MOOGLIE GOOGLIE MOOGLIE

WHEN I SAY GOOGLIE

YOU SAY MOOGLIE

GOOGLIE

NEXT WEEK IS GOING TO BE 5 SOLID GREEN DAYS I SAYS

Google finally reached $200.
Let’s go.

AMZN is such a little bitch. Holy shit.

>>60757527
Cause the lines hold the market up, one of the many on the differen timeframes.

>>60757548
translation
>google fucked us hard, it's over

>>60757548
>no news = good news
>good news = fantastic news
>bad news = neutral

Any Tradedeskers in the chat?

>>60757555
God I want to see them get hit with some anti-trust lawsuits over the shit they pull with Youtube already. Probably need to get slapped around a bit for their video claim system too.

>>60757555

BLESSED OMENS

WAGMI

>>60757548
>the best example of AI and the closest thing we could get to being profitable isn't profitable
is it literally only PLTR that is in the green for AI?

Waiting for a pullback…. This is annoying. Buyers need to take a breather

I should sell my NEM but what if it goes to 80

>>60757576
I want that for the sole reason that the YouTube CEO sucks ass

wtf is happening

Why isn’t nigvidia at $200 yet?

Pumping on a friday in august. Seems fishy

Time in TQQQ beats timing TQQQ.

PLTR chads stay winning

>>60757603
Everybody and his mother's wife's boyfriend's son knows that Trump won't do the secondary tariffs with Russia.

everythings mooning

SPY 700EOD

>>60757548
he should be saving his assets, he isn't mobbed up enough to keep them when people get pissed and start taking him to court

>>60756417
>a garbage take from an unemployed anon
good luck with the job applications, bozo.

>>60757576
>>60757584
google will go to 10 trillion mcap, cope and seethe

DON'T BE EVIL

>>60757619
First I hated him, now I applaud him for scamming the retardinvestors. He should buy another Supercar. Maybe an Aston Martin Valkyrie

>RHM

Is the war over?

>>60757620
Nice self-projection.
Still not buying your bags.

>>60757011
>Nvidia
I think it's already priced in, given that nothing is happening to the price after the release of GPT-5, which sucks. We are hutting diminishing returns, so either everyone thinks that they'll be able to continue selling hype, or it's already priced in. Either way, it'll become clear that they top blasted with the huge data centers in the last year.

baggies,,,

CELHbros...we won

>>60757653
No one is inviting you to do anything. Stay in your own lane and stop responding to NXDR threads or I'll be reporting you to neighborhood watch.

>>60757580
They get their training data directly from the NSA servers. This is unique private data (giving them a substantial advantage) that was legally stolen by the US govt through the patriot act and is now illegally being converted into personal profit by the glownigger community.

>>60757675
Then go shill on plebbit where you belong

the age of OIL is over

>>60757011
not sure
what percentage of their revenus is to AI companies?

& are these datacenters just useless if AI is a hoax?

LMFAO Trade Desk is down ANOTHER 30% AFTER LOSING 30% JUST YESTERDAY

>>60757688
>if AI is a hoax
what

>>60757496
Let's see how much water you can hold.

>>60757630
how can SF be so rich but look like such a shithole?
the car doesn't even look good on those streets, and the driver is even more ghoulish

>>60757689
>>60757568
they he is

>>60757681
Lol at you needing to fit the "le 4chan mold" of not mentioning reddit because you think you're above it. Meanwhile they all own your shitty portfolio performance on the daily. Keep seething.

>>60757675
You can't claim ownership of a general. Every shill is created equal and all anons have the inexorable right to pursue wirefraud.

>>60757700
>all anons have the inexorable right to pursue wirefraud.
God bless America!

How it feels to be a NOBL investor.

Damn. ULTY would have actually been free money this week if you timed it right.

$60k cash, what do I buy? Just keep buying tqqq, soxl and fngu?

>>60757694
it's the only place i've seen people pissing in the street and injecting heroin. the cops couldn't give a shit

>>60757694
liberal policies are one step above socialist which is one step above communism

>>60757707
nkd

>>60757674
I’m not selling. I will be collecting Celsius dividends in retirement

>>60757527
Because the market is undervalued and the rational thing to do is BUY BUY BUY

>>60757689
Are those retards unprofitable again?

>>60757716
Collect deez nuts nigga

>>60757700
I have been crowned the Grand Sentinel of the Neighborhood Watch. Henceforth, any utterance of "Nextdoor" within our sacred borders requires my sovereign approval.

>>60756155
Maybe, if you can get plebbit to help you.

>>60757690
I don't mean AI as 'applied machine learning techniques' that produce real value
I mean it as the myth of AGI that automates all software development & eventually all white collar work, which is the dream these companies have been selling investors

Can someone explain why the Gold Index is up 1% today but Gold ETFs are crashing?

>>60757733
orange retard decided to tariff gold

>>60757733
I wish I could, but I can't, so I shan't.

Finished doing laundry, anyone needs help holding bags, I've got two hands free.

>>60757738
so why does physical rise but etfs fall?
and that tariff wasnt announced in the past hour either.
I dont see the correlation, but all gold etfs are crashing no matter the golds location.

>>60757640
what the fuck, if it hits 1600 I will actually liquidate my ASML to dip buy

CAMMAN ES 30 MOAR PTS

> US PRESIDENT TRUMP ON TRUTH

"Tariffs are having a huge positive impact on the Stock Market. Almost every day, new records are set. In addition, Hundreds of Billions of Dollars are pouring into our Country’s coffers. If a Radical Left Court ruled against us at this late date, in an attempt to bring down or disturb the largest amount of money, wealth creation and influence the U.S.A. has ever seen, it would be impossible to ever recover, or pay back, these massive sums of money and honor. It would be 1929 all over again, a GREAT DEPRESSION! If they were going to rule against the wealth, strength, and power of America, they should have done so LONG AGO, at the beginning of the case, where our entire Country, while never having a chance at this kind of GREATNESS again, would not have been put in 1929 style jeopardy. There is no way America could recover from such a judicial tragedy, but I know our Court System better than anyone, there is no one in history that has gone through the trials, tribulations and uncertainties such as I, and absolutely terrible, but also amazingly beautiful, things can happened. Our Country deserves SUCCESS AND GREATNESS, NOT TURMOIL, FAILURE, AND DISGRACE. GOD BLESS AMERICA!"

>>60757730
oh
that may very well be a hoax
and if it's not one it will probably destroy the economy

>>60757760
>D'UH
>D'UH
>D'UH

>>60757760
His tweets are starting to read like Chris Chan wrote them.

>>60757733
spot price vs futures price, not in sync at the moment

the NEGGers were right all along huh

>>60757773
>spot price vs futures price, not in sync at the moment
explain how?

>>60757527
We are pre-pumping to offset Mo losses so we can pump even harder on Tue.

>>60757738
>orange retard decided to tariff gold
that would make the price go up not down

>>60757780
holy shit NEGG is still going up?

>>60757691

Is, is that a threat?

Also friendo here's the play: Earnings next Thursday after close, should be good and show that subscription revenue will boost the off season. NFL & Soccer begin their seasons over the course of the next 30 days, from here we enter GAMB's busy season, histoircally prices have peaked around October/November so I will consider selling some at this point. This is the low, early Winter the high.

Its a volatile micro cap but gee whizz it has a bright long term future ahead, I hold 10,000 shares at a average 10.50 so you're already beating me. This will be a billion dollar market cap by 2030 and once it catches real retail/street attention and as States deregulate online casinos it'll moon.

TL;DR: Buy now sell in Winter for a quick buck, hold long term for a big fuck.

>>60757760
If tariffs are so bad why are stocks still rising

>>60757780
there are massive supercomputers aggressively arbitraging fractions of a penny on the price of gold and gold instruments based on the uncertainty of the impact of tariffs

>>60757760
>It would be 1929 all over again, a GREAT DEPRESSION!
really shouldn't be drawing parallels with that. especially since tariffs are, at least, one of the causes.

>TTWO
God I hate jews

>>60757803
Because number go up.

>>60757806
dont think thats the case and doesnt explain other anons comment

>>60757760
>opposition to tax and subsidizing producers is leftist

>>60757826
Radical Leftism is when you disagree with Trump.
If you think he cheats at golf you're pretty much indistinguishable from Lenin.

>>60757780

>>60757796
Nuu, not a threat, just a phrase from my language (Slovenian), basically 'how much water it can hold' means 'let's see how true it is' because no one needs a bucket that has holes right?

Thank you for the info, I might get more if it dips, hope you'll be around to remind me/us when the selling times will be upon us.

>>60757832
>If you think he cheats at golf you're pretty much indistinguishable from Lenin.
lmao

>>60757777

CHECKED

ALL IN NEGG

NEGGERS RISE UP

MOOGLIES STAY GOOGLIE

GAMB WHAMB CASCHLAM

GRRRILLIONAIRES ASSEMBLE

>Tweets tariffs are good
>Market starts to tank
Kek kekkerino kekerus

THIS IS WHERE WE SHORT
THIS IS WHERE THEY SELL

>>60757836
In English we say something "holds water" if it makes sense or is true, but the way you phrased it did make it sound like a threat...

Will HOOD stop climbing?

>>60757855
>>60757855
>>60757855

>>60757833
谢谢你
但现在再问对它without the cookies metaphor but actually gold?

UHHHHHH EXCUSE ME, FIDELITY??????!
WHERE IS MY DIVVIE GIBS THAT I AM ENTITLED TO EVERY FRIDAY????

>>60757836

I'm here forever buddy I'll be here shilling and chilling, I'm the retard who says GOOGLIE MOOGLIE and also gets gets and says trips dips etc

I will keep SMG posted of any developments, whether they want to hear from me or not!

How is Slovenia this time of year I was going to say I've been to Bratislava but I realised that was Slovakia I am sorry Slovenianon.

>>60757856
Now that you mention it...

I guess it could have sounded like I wanted to waterboard the anon. xD

>>60757832
at this point I'm pretty sure he could get away with quasi socialism as long as he dressed it anti-left rhetoric

>>60757870
>How is Slovenia this time of year
Dunno, haven't been back there in years~

>>60757760
Tariffs are one part of why the great depression happened

phew...
I was about to make some very ANGRY phonecalls

where is that faggot who told me to buy ISPY over SPYI. come here so i can rope you.

NXDR moving up nicely. 2.00 finally

>>60757976
A fellow ULTY man. I like that

>>60758022
Lmao what the fuck is ISPY

>>60758049
It's a high yield ETF.

>>60758053
Anon... those are ponzi schemes...

>>60758056
they are not ponzi schemes. its for people who want the dividend payout instead of growth for s&p. but the piece of shit ISPY paid a 4c dividend this month while SPYI continues to pay 50c comfortably

>>60758066
anon....im fucking dyslexic and even i bought the right one