europoor edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Zoomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

Previous: >>60756120

>he doesn’t hold CELH

FIG will close the day red but I don't know why it's currently green.
Redditors are addicted to losing money.

k eu bros. which one of you got in on the eu msty etf? I have some money left and I am really curious.

WHERE'S THE PUMP, CRDL?

I refuse to believe the divergence between Gold and Gold ETFs could deviate this much.

what is SOUN gonna close at?

CURRENTLY GETTING FUCKED BY AMZN AND IBM
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER

BOTTLECAP JEANS
BOOTS WITHE FUR

whose got the nuts to hold NEGG or SOUN overnight?

>>60757855 (OP)
Fuck this bottle caps

>>60757887
NEGG is up almost 30%. I don't think it's wise to hold that over the weekend.

>>60757871
I put ~40€ this morning (around 8h ago) through the Euronext Paris exchange.

Why do you ask?

>>60757881
There is probably no better indication of AI being a bubble than this pre-historic, dead in the water company making a recovery.

>>60757871
ETFs make it too hard to lose money, not my style.

>>60757900
For me it's Cisco

>>60757913
For me it's Sisqo

https://youtu.be/Oai1V7kaFBk?si=3mIQjD_H_CGHgSnz

I'm 20% up for the week. Not bad.

>>60757900
You're right. It was a retarded buy. Hoping that this drop is being exacerbated by today being the ex-dividend date.

line go up

>>60757913
getting close to 82 again!

XYZ, are you Ok?

Who the FUCK is buying?

>He didn't buy GRRR
>They're up 10% today
>Theyv've brought forward a financial update/contract reveal to next thursday
>The same day GAMB reports earnings
>Knowing my luck GOOGL will be provided with antitrust remedies that day as well
>You should accumulate anon, I'm literally spelling it out for you. GOOGL. GAMB. GRRR.

ME THREE G'S

I recently came to a realization that bears are actually retarded with their doomposting.

Being bearish for US stock market is not supportive of US economy collapsing, it's the opposite. Being bearish for US stock market means you want a massive correction and a return to sound money. Idiot.

True chuddies like me are doombvlls. The line goes up, infinitely, hyperexponentially. Americans will eat ze bugz and live in a pod, and Europeans vil be hapi.

>>60757937
>unbelievable technological progress in last 3 years
>"who is buying???"
you're thesis is shit, bobo

Buy SBSW

>>60757943
>unbelievable technological progress
Fucking lmao actual retard.

Billions of dollars burned in a fire to create a retarded cleverbot copy.

Where my natgas chuddies at? I just hopped on the BOIL train at 33.84. Lets swing my natgers

>>60757943
Is this unbelievable technological progress in the room with us now? If so, why do PE ratios keep going up? Where are the productivity gains?

I was looking at NEGG when it was 3 something and decided not to buy it

lost money buying the day after February’s dip and selling at a loss. trade desk is repeating its earlier megadrop

>>60757948
huh, me? no no i had chatGPT write that response. seems to have worked pretty well.
it wrote this one too. :)

I keep losing all my money on puts like some nigger brained retard. Once these expire worthless I'm just putting the rest of my money in index funds and being done with it.

>>60757955

What's the appeal? Fundamentals look AIDS to me

>>60757943
This guy is progressing at expanding his ultraexpensive car collection

>>60757962
the fact it's somehow done a 20x since then

>>60757937
bro this is the perfect time to buy UVIX or its 8/15 $16c. even if you flip it later today, the stock market will dip between now and then. literally guaranteed money increase

President Donald Trump on Friday warned U.S. courts against blocking his tariff policy, citing its “positive impact” on the stock market and saying such a move could cause a severe economic downturn.

“If a Radical Left Court ruled against us at this late date, in an attempt to bring down or disturb the largest amount of money, wealth creation and influence the U.S.A. has ever seen, it would be impossible to ever recover, or pay back, these massive sums of money and honor,” Trump wrote on his Truth Social platform Friday morning.

“It would be 1929 all over again, a GREAT DEPRESSION,” he added.

Trump’s comments come as a federal appeals court is hearing arguments on how to handle his tariff policy. Former House Speaker Paul Ryan told CNBC this week that Supreme Court could end up disqualifying the duties being invoked under the International Emergency Economic Powers Act.

“If they were going to rule against the wealth, strength, and power of America, they should have done so LONG AGO, at the beginning of the case, where our entire Country, while never having a chance at this kind of GREATNESS again, would not have been put in 1929 style jeopardy,” Trump said of the courts’ potential actions around tariffs. “There is no way America could recover from such a judicial tragedy.”


At least he's acknowledging a court can fuck his ass because what he did is retarded and illegal kek. Rare 1% self awareness

>>60757959
Yeah, right. See you next week, chud, when you blow your next paycheck. Again.

> PE ratios

>>60757959

There's plenty of room in the field amongst us BVLL$

Join us anon, we all make mistakes, and that's ok. What's not ok is to keep making mistakes.

All in GOOGL, GAMB, GRRR. Like me :)

>>60757955
i think i've finally noticed a pattern in finding out if a company is a shitter or not. just look at the 5 year chart
if it spiked in 2021, crashed in 2022, and has been completely flat ever since 2023, it's shit, full stop

$175 8/22 Pltr puts are looking like free money.

>>60757966
looking at the 5year, holy shit, it could still 3x from here but this is giving DGNX vibes; I’ll stay out of NEGG

>>60757964
No wonder he wants to go public so badly. Dude's got expensive taste.

>>60757954
Because companies keep reinvesting their earnings for more progress, newfriend.

>>60757966

Lmao someone's going to be holding a very heavy bag.

TRIPS NIPS

>>60757989
Ask or bid?

>tesla AI lead gets poached by a real company
>they're pretty much giving up on AI ventures, which leaves their last avenue for growth as robotaxis that keep crashing in to walls even with a copilot
>Up 3.5%
>puts worthless

I'm going to fucking kill myself this market is garbage.

>>60757981
Im buying feb 2026 calls on GAMB
whats your picks
seems a bit late for GRRR, damn calls have 6x'd for 15/08, I could probably go for longer term but it might dip again

>>60757989
why the fuck would this ultrameme reddit stock ever go down
its like CRWV

Sold some BITX puts

>>60758004
Bid

>>60757855 (OP)
Attention smiggers bull flags present on the following:
>UUUU
>NB
>AREC
>USAR

poorbear UVIXfag here again to shill a repeat of the August 1st play:
buy UVIX calls or shares for next week. *something* is going to cause VIX to jump to at LEAST 18 between now and mid-August.

>>60758011
Ohh... Wait, never mind, you need to be able to buy the whole stock, I've got like 20€ left. :S

>>60758017
Or... *nothing* happens and stocks go up while UVIX decays

>>60758013

Thank you anon, I've been balls deep in USAR since Felix recommended it. Got in at 12.94 going to hold till 2030 and average down any dips. Its free money this presidency.

>>60758010
Damn, she looks tall.

Jesus Christ MSFT since April, there's nothing organic about this lmao, they don't even bother to hide it anymore.

Lost my last $3300 on hood puts. I have to accept I was meant to suffer. That's okay though. It is good to know what my destiny is and I can bare this pain.

>>60757931
Line go up, thish ish without queshtshion. However, in a Hegelian sense it ish preshisely itsh veloshity that makesh vishible itsh inveershen. You know the old shoviet joke about the Kommandant who captshures a Gypshy and a Jew in the act of looting an orthodox cherch. The Gypshy falsh to hish knees pleas don't kill me I beg of you I have sheven children and so on and so on. The Jew says shalom Chaim, I didn't shee you at temple lasht week. In thish way we conshtruct reality through attitude and iths frightening to consheive, but if line go up, thish alsho meansh that line could go down.

Oh fuck. It's happening again.

>>60758007
>Tesla ends internal AI program as it eyes investing in XAi.
Makes sense to me.

>>60757879
BBAI is a better play than SOUN at this point.

>>60758062
Just a pullback. SPY is about to tear a hole into the exosphere.

>>60758058
While I don't like the bug man, this is funny.

>>60758047
that's just the effect of expanding global liquidity. s&p index looks the same but with a smaller multiplier

>>60758062
sold puts too early again because spy go up = worry

>>60758047
>>60758076
It's the effect of buybacks retards they're making a trillion dollars a year and you can only spend so much on AI devs and Nvidia chips. Soon there will only be a couple dozen Microsoft shares in existence.

>>60758076
Yeah, sure, something that was already true last year, the year before, 5 years ago, 10 years ago, and basically since forever, is some kind of new paradigm.
For fucks sake, when Japan blew up in the 90's you could already hear the same shit.

>>60758087
Never sell and profit from the dividends?

>>60758087
>Soon there will only be a couple dozen Microsoft shares in existence.
and all the holders will be insanely rich from dividends

>>60758017
surely you'll make it by guessing when hedging vehicles will pay out.

Nvidia go brrr~

>>60758071
You'd better be right.

>>60758125
>go brrr~
>euros
Back to r/wsb

>NXDR
Nice

>>60758087
Nvidia doesn't do buybacks and the chart looks exactly the same. it's expanding liquidity that funnels into stocks. you aren't as smart as you think you are

>>60758162
UMMM ACTUALLY a lot more people are buying Nvidia than Microsoft it's only the hottest stock in the past decade. Meanwhile Microsoft is the only one buying Microsoft. I am smarter than you.

Nvidia does buybacks

>>60758180
In the world of AI, Nvidia makes the shovels. I think.

>>60758162
>>60758180
Both of you are smarter than me.

>degenerate put gamble down 50% and still moving against me
>vow to hold to zero
>look down at wedding ring
>think how disappointed my wife would be if she knew I lost 12 months rent instead of 6
>baby on the way gotta do better for them
>sell my puts before they expire worthless

Anyone else do this? Jews fear the family unit.

>>60758013
bros AREC is going off. I made $80

>>60758202
I don't baghold because I'm not retarded.

>>60758202
Anyone with irl responsibilities doing options is a complete degenerate, period.

>>60758202
I baghold because im retarded

SOXL chads, we're back, or rather, we never left.
Fed members starting to talk about rate cuts. If you look at the https://www.cmegroup.com/markets/interest-rates/cme-fedwatch-tool.html the September meeting is pricing in an almost 90% chance of a 25 basis point cut.
The market will go nuts over any cut, but tech stands to benefit the most. All of the capital expenditure on AI has been done under relatively restrictive fed rates. Imagine if rates come down? NVDA to the moon, SOXL to the moon.

>>60758202
We have quarterly reviews with our financial advisor. I take 200 out of each paycheck for trading. I don’t show him my portfolio. He looks at me every time and says, “any questions you have for me, anon?” With a look and I know he knows I’m just gambling lol

>>60758210
Everyone has IRL responsibilities of some sort

>>60758221
But seriously, if they keep pumping like that for another couole years, the next pop won't be like the coof or the 2008 recession, it will actually collapse the world economy and kill millions of people. Like actually for real.

>>60758180
>M2 and MSFT aren't correlated
bruh moment

>>60758232
You're nit wrong, but it's a different ballpark failing to provide for your children than just being somewhat of a disappointment to your parents.

reddit was wrong again. there is no recession

>>60758202
lol

>>60758250
anyone thinking tariffs would crash the economy is genuinely retarded

>>60758247
it's all correlated, anything heavily weighted in the indexes, it seems like they only go up

>>60758250
You should have seen some of the numbers they were throwing around for TSLA

>>60757943
>you're thesis
>you are thesis
This is the mental capability of people who are bullish right now. Lmao. It really is a bubble isn't it?
>>60757994
Reinvestment doesn't lower PE as it falls under capex. Fucking hell does no one here know anything?

>>60758268
>Reinvestment doesn't lower PE as it falls under capex. Fucking hell does no one here know anything?
I would guess 90% or more retail traders have genuinely no knowledge of how the fundamentals work at all

>>60758007
>Elons shuts down Dojo project, which is the reason Tesla was value at 100 bazillion dollars
>Stock goes up
Do Tesla baggies have Stockholm Down syndrome?

>>60758086
never mind, I sold at a good time. jesus christ

Is it too late to DCA into FBTC in my roth, frens?

>>60758241
> it will actually collapse the world economy and kill millions of people. Like actually for real.
Please God let this happen.

>>60758274
TDS, Tesla Derangement Syndrom

>>60758274
TSLA is an actual cult. Number will keep going up until Elon dies or goes to jail.

my country feels like a shitcoin

>>60758287
>Elon dies or goes to jail.
Maybe he'll write a book while in jail and pump the stock some more

Buying a couple of puts. I think we go red before the Monday pump.

GALT going GALacTic

>>60758241
Kinda like this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFhyHnrUUu4

BIZ stays winning desu and Soundhound shills get redeemed today? Still holding a bag from the schizo shill Toldya

>>60758320
Is it because dead people never sell?

Thoughts on SEZL? Big dip today after huge gains over the past year. Thinking of buying but I don't know much about the company

>>60757876
And ETFs are back to even with Gold still at 1% no change.
And there is no explanation in the public realm.

CAUGHT BAGHOLDING YOU, PENNY STOCK
YOU'RE THE ONE THAT TOOK MY PORT OUT THE GREEN
CAUGHT BAGHOLDING YOU, PENNY STOCK
AND I'M NEVER GONNA SET MYSELF FREE

>>60758334
You missed the pump. Ride the dump.

>>60758337
I should be up 1% today instead of breaking even

If I have TQQQ shares and am a passive investor, should I get rid of those without a second thought and buy something more stable like SPY? I'm just not utilizing the 3x in any way, and have been holding it since March and it's finally recovered. Or should I keep them? They're doing alright right now.

>>60758324
Lol I was just wondering about SOUN yesterday. Had every drive thru in American picked them up yet?

>>60758364
You shouldn't be holding a leveraged ETF long-term. They're for swing trades.

How can it possibly go up. What a bunch of baloney

>>60758329
>tl;dw for video
>richfags pay over half of taxes
>ultrarichfags pay nearly all capital gains taxes
>they are net taxpayers
>they need this revenue
>if cracks show, the President’s Working Group on Financial Markets will attempt to intervene

>GAMB order fills
>immediately down .80%
Sigh

>>60758371
line only go up
dumb bobo

>>60758369
Yeah that's what I thought too. Makes sense, thanks for the confirmation. Have a good weekend king

Can this market get any faker?

Urgh, I have a lot of money in 3% bonds, should i just allocate to SPY and ride this fake ass money printing market?

I wonder if we get a September rate cut pump, or a Christmas rally despite being at ATH, I don't know man - too much risk investing at these levels, but inflation is like 10% a year now

>>60758069
Why BBAI? What's the case here?

>The whole market pumps for years on AI and even when the biggest AI company releases their newest model and the CEO comes out and basically says it's dogshit it doesn't matter.

>>60758405
I'm up 112% on it. But my guess it's just a "ground floor" thing. Hasn't really taken off yet. Value investors have very lean pickings these days.

>>60758416
AI is a bubble.
But if you can pick the right AI company you'll be very rich in 20 years. The tech is real, it's just overvalued.

When is Trump going to announce a return to the gold standard?

Bros, one of my best friends since grade school is getting DIVORCE RAPED,....
hes gonna be paying like 3000 a month child support, 1000 alimony, for HER ATTORNEY, shes asking for HIM TO PAY DAYCARE even tho she gets all his money now.. and of course he has to cover medical insurance.
bro makes like 150 gross so his take home pay will literally be minimum wage now... he fucked up by not letting her work all those years.. 4 kids and hes doing everything wrong so hes gonna 100% lose

>>60758439
It's basically dotcom 2.0. The filtering should go
>does it actually have ai
>if it does, is it useful
>if it's useful, is it in a product or service
>if it's a good or service, are they profitable
Not many companies pass this test but the ones that are tend to be rocketships.

>>60758334
>Thinking of buying but I don't know much about the company


Lol. Lmao

i demand volatility

>>60758453
Are there ANY companies that pass all these filters?
I would invest in OpenAI if they were public but I'm pretty sure they are hemorrhaging money.

>>60758334
>BNPL provider
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QxIIz1yEsA

So that McDonald's "adults only" offer is just nostalgiabait for millennials to purchase memberberry goyslop.
Are consumer staples really only propped up by 30-45 year olds who suffer from arrested development?

>>60758439
>>60758453
This is more or less my thesis. It's like how a lot of internet companies from the late 90s DID end up producing tons of value, it just took them another decade after the crash to fully materialize because people were jumping way ahead of the curve.

>>60758469
>goyslop
does it even fucking matter when your body is 2% microplastics?

>>60758469
What exactly did you expect it to be? Dildos?

So who is the pets.com of the AI bubble

>>60758475
most microplastics are from drinking city water, using scratched non stick pans, and heating up food in plastic containers
You can have literally no plastic microshit in your body if you just don't do that

>>60758478
TSLA once the carbon credits go away and their AI runs at a loss

>>60758478
It would be so fucking funny if it was TSLA.

>>60758488
Nice.

oh hey, VIX is rising again!
UVIX calls gaining ground

>>60758488
September 30th

>>60758478
OpenAI

>>60758453
>>60758470
>>60758488
Give it a month or two after the crash (which i still maintain will be 2026) and see who still has good ERs and FCF

>>60758469
>So that McDonald's "adults only" offer is just nostalgiabait for millennials to purchase memberberry goyslop
Well yeah. They do it every year, multiple times a year. So people can post their Happy Meals on social media making faces like pic related.

>>60758505
I make this face when I look at my portfolio.

>>60758469
>McDonald's "adults only" offer
The what?

>>60758463
I'm eyeing Aurora Innovation (AUR) because they pass at least three of the four criteria. They're doing automated short haul trucking and have recently moved onto nighttime hauling. If they do well and Texas DOT approves more routes from Q3-Q4 FY25, they'll be the premier market leader to expand their operations in the next 12-24 month timeframe.

There are more AI companies out there but I do not understand them very well, and I do not want to conscionably cause someone to lose money due to bad assessments.

If you see any glaring flaws, let me know. If I am wrong, I definitely need to know why so I can learn from that.

>>60758480
>You can have literally no plastic microshit in your body if you just don't do that
oh anon...
if only you knew how truly fucked you are.
its in the rain
its in the air
its in your balls
you gonna stop breathing?
>ill just make a filter!!11
Microplastics break down further into nano-plastics :)

>>60758510
>mfw I get my divvies at the end of the month

>>60758511
They're doing another batch of "adult Happy Meals" that contain cheap collectables.

>>60758524
btw im the divvyloop microplastic autist, i do NOT approve of this message.
thank you for your attention to this matter

>>60758523
Evolution will save us when the symbiotic bacteria in our guts learn to metabolize it.

>>60758520
They're using self-driving trucks to move goods? And it's real, not hypothetical?
That's huge, I'll look into this company for sure.

>>60758520
They are pre-revenue and diluting the fuck out of the shareholders. Could work out I guess but they could also go bankrupt within like 2 years of current cash burn even with their dilution.

>>60758478
Not the AI bubble per se, but related, and the very manifestation of the mania, with a valuation infinitely worse than what 2000 produced.

>>60758520
That's a comfy truck, needs an apu shooped into the cab

>>60758511
There's a new adult themed happy meal that has a milkshake and comes with nostalgia toys for people to collect. It's going to do a billie.

The US housing bubble bursting is probably gonna cause a massive drop during the winter so I decided to sell my shit now and re-enter during the spring/summer. This market feels like its ready to shit itself any month now

>>60758140
howdy neighbor

Sbet

>>60758536
>symbiotic bacteria in our guts
you got some of them bacteriums in your brain too?

>>60758378

You're getting in close to the bottom anon, 6 days until the start of the reversal, at minimum a 4 month play for 50-100% gains

If it drops after earnings, load the boat as their prime earning season will kick off end of august./start of september with new customer gamblers for new NFL & BPL seasons

>>60758554
It can still go 10-15% higher, but at this point, I don't care about chasing those last few %
Capital preservation is what matters.

>>60758447
Fuck that's brutal. What do you even do with yourself at that point? Pay some money for the kids, sure, but the rest of that is just punitive. I'd be putting in resumes at McDonalds.

>>60758548
Its genuinely amazing because it's a bubble with no inherent value at all besides speculation

>>60758558
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brain_microbiome
The science on that one isn't settled yet.

>>60758554
do you really think we're going to have another crash? local entities will have to revalue homes at under 20% FMV which will kill their yearly intake in property taxes

its not happening especially with the slew of interest rate cuts to come. this zombie market will stay propped

>>60758564
Just leave the country at that point. Plenty of good jobs in Dubai where you don't need citizenship and can fuck slavic whores on the weekend.

>>60758558
the brain actually has a lot of bacteria
it surprises a lot of people

>>60758575
I expect a slight correction at the very least.
Jerome should have gone full Volcker.

https://www.wsj.com/finance/regulation/trump-aiming-to-ipo-fannie-mae-and-freddie-mac-later-this-year-13b138cf
If this values FNMA at 500 billion then that would mean the market cap would be 45 times what it currently is.
FNMA might be a solid place to park some cash into and just hold for a while. There's some legal issues they have to work through for sure, but it seems this push to return FNMA to the open market is happening.

>>60758573
>>60758577
>couple of retards culture a contaminated sample
WE HAVE A MICROBIOME IN OUR BRAINS GUIZE!!!
even trace bacteria show up on CSF, same with viral rna. That's how we test for meningitis.
>google "ai"
Even among the plastic brains, you're especially retarded.

CRDL is such a stink in my otherwise fragrant portfolio
earnings and next week better turn this shit around

>>60758588
Feelsgood to be a tapwater chad
Now you know what, that explains a lot regarding thirdie countries

>>60758587
that's Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac's combined market cap they estimate to be around 500 billion. Still a massive discount though. And it will probably happen. Trump has a way of getting people to fall in line and get what he wants.

>>60758593
read the pretty bubble between air and seafood :)

GALT DON'T HALT

>>60758597
I mean, yeah, I wouldn't expect it to be 0.
It's less than fucking air, so I can't see how it can be lower unless I live in a mountain a drink from a source.

>>60758540
>They are pre-revenue and diluting the fuck out of the shareholders.
That's one of my concerns. Uber's equity stake in Aurora is downright poisonous and is one of the largest dilution risks.

On the other hand, they've finally pulled in net revenue on Q2 2025 for the first time.

>>60758536
>They're using self-driving trucks to move goods?
Yes, Dallas to Houston.
>And it's real, not hypothetical?
Customers include FedEx, Uber Freight, Hirschbach, Werner, and Schneider.

>>60758549
>That's a comfy truck, needs an apu shooped into the cab
Here you go.

>>60758310
exactly brother,

still holding 1,5k since 1,70€

>>60758599
dangit i sold at $3. should have kept my october calls :/

>>60758588
>>60758577
Every person also has a unique "fingerprint" which contains bacteria cloud and emissions that are unique to their person.
>the miasma theory of disease was literally correct

>>60758553
I guess that explains why there are no new babies

>>60758603
Based

>>60758602
>less
dude thats particles PER GRAM
you think it matters if you consume 2 particles vs 10???
YOU GOT GLITTER IN YOUR FUCKING BRAIN
btw how do i profit from this?

>>60758553
Respectfully, who would pick 10 nuggets over a quarter pounder? The latter is way more filling
(I recently moved and bike to work now, and I pick up some goyslop once per paycheck, as a treat)

>>60758577
Shit, I might actually have LITERALLY brainrot

>>60758615
See, peanut allergies used to be rare 30 years ago, now they're common. Now it's crohn's disease that seems to be popping up everywhere, lots of breast cancers in the west, and an uptick in dementia. Are our diagnostic methods getting better or is shit just getting more fucked?
I wonder if the "climate change" thing is just a way for them to decontaminate things without taking accountability


>>60758602
Even if you drink from a glacier, there's still airborne particles that will settle everywhere

>>60758635
>I wonder if the "climate change" thing is just a way for them to decontaminate things without taking accountability
Anon the science on this one is actually, unironically settled. You can look at ice core samples. Climate change is real.

>>60758566
I don't own crypto but I had hundreds of bitcoins in my SR wallet when it got seized. I think it moves the way it does because most of the coins are lost, seized by police, or difficult to cash out by the criminals holding them.

It's also an inflation hedge. USD has lost 30% of its value since bitcoin started trading. There are also lots of buyers living in foreign countries where it's hard to move money. Me, I live in Vietnam and have used bitcoin to move money out (illegal) because it's easily the cheapest way

>>60758475
Do I achieve immortality once my body microplastics reach 100%?

Vertical farming is the future whether you like it or not. Buy Hydrofarm (ticker: HYFM).

test

>>60758603
>I wasn't sure about this investment, but then I saw the apu driving the truck and knew I was in good hands

>>60758488
Tesla does along with cars have the solar, home batteries and megapacks business, probably some other as well that I can't remember.

Not saying if the stock is over or under prices though, I've got no idea, ate too much Domino's belly hurts can taste my vomit and such so I'mma lay down for a bit.

>>60758652
Also, tissue cultures...

>a company will emerge claiming they bio-engineered bacteriums that metabolize microplastics in the same way that pseudomonas can metabolize hydrocarbons
>the bacteria spread
>start metabolizing the microplastics in our organs
>byproducts cause SIRS etc
>starts the next pandemic
Screenshot this and buy puts on that company.

>The science is unironically settled

HOODrats how are we feeling? 150 end of month?

>>60758664
>it's wrong because people I don't like say it's true!
It's true, anon. You have to move on.

>>60758664
ok glitterbrain

>>60758523
Anyway, besides breastfeeding, to get rid of it?

>AVGO

I CAN'T PUMP . I SHOULD HAVE BOUGHT MORE NVDA

>>60758670
Wait for the bacteria in your body to evolve the ability to metabolize it (may take 50-200 years).

>>60758640
Hey, my brain is still stuck 7-10 years ago from 8ch days. I don't keep up on a lot of pol/sci stuff besides what I see here through osmosis. For better or worse, you fags are my primary news source

Your daily reminder to buy GRRR before we moonshoot to $60+ next Thursday

>>60758670
No.
you could replace every cc of blood and your organs would still be caked in glitter.
I'm not even fucking kidding. I've known about this for a while and it's a soul crushing black pill. I genuinely cannot go long on any investment because of this (and other knowledge about how over it all is)
>>60758648
Yes I'm thinking the only way forward is to PLASTICMAXX

The market is so dead, I can see the options I sold decay in realtime.

>>60758594
I just grabbed 10000 shares on FNMA. I had a lot back when it was 5 or 6 but sold later to make moves in SOXL.
Going to hold these shares and see how attempts at IPO play out.

TTD looks tempting might still be a buy but it’s not even at 52 week low man all I am saying.

>>60758558
Stained ones are suspicious because the size is below human perceive colours. Electron microscopy yields only black and white colours, that being said I do own a normal lab microscope so if there's any tissue that I could inspect myself (without suicide or murder and such) to tell.

>>60758663
>buy puts on Pfizer right before 'VID
Anon, you've got it backwards. Go long.

BUY BUY BUY

>tfw forced to become a bagholder by my broker because selling doesn't work

wait.. there is plastic in my brain?

>>60758696
and your balls

>>60758692
I think the only options are
>cadaver brain slide
Or
>CSF sample
Neither of which is desirable to me.

>>60758696
Unless you've lived your entire life in a sterile environment, yes.

>>60758577
"AI" lies more than half of the time...

>>60758692
read the description plasticbrain
>>60758615

Sorry bros, I just did the gayest thing.
I sold some SOXL to secure gains for a down payment on a house.
Absolutely disgusting behavior, I know.

Oh, well, a touch of grey, kinda suits you anyway

>>60758635
>peanut allergies used to be rare 30 years ago, now they're common
I think this is because people grow up in too sterile environments.

>>60758696
Think about this way: there are way fewer parasites in your brain than previous generations. And also a lot more plastics. It's a trade off

>>60758718
There's growing evidence that our immune systems need a minimum parasite load or they go nuts. Seems like peanut allergies and asthma are up because no one has gut worms anymore. There are experimental therapies where you take a pill that contains eggs of a worm that will live in your gut and drink your blood and it's supposed to improve auto-immune disorders.

>>60758710
I sold some GOOG a while back to pay off a credit card. It happens fren

Why did short this gay meme market instead of buying boomer rocks
Maybe the micro plastics got to me, bros

>>60758687
>>60758676
I think with a few longevity pills a cultured cultivator should easily be able to reach those ages. Depending who owns the heavens we might even be able to break out of 1000 years age limit, but if not, we just have to overtake the current heaven rulers and change the rules, pretty easy, right?

Anyone who tells you to stay away from options and margin simply doesn't want you to make it.

And if you blow up with options then you wouldn't make it in the first place.

>>60758732
I can't even construct a proper sentence JFL

I averaged into Novo to benefit from the rebound, but because of this I have far too much capital in the stock. Currently down 3% of portfolio, should I take the loss or hold for breakeven? I'm going to stop fucking around with single tickers. Dubs = sell.

>>60758696
It could even be smooth

>>60758733
whatever you say polymerbrain

>>60758745
Looks like it's about to break out. I'd wait and see how things are 10 minutes before close.
Maybe set a stop loss just in case.

>>60758670
sauna, not buying food that comes in plastics, boiling tap water, staying up on micro-nutrients, no plastic cups, plates, silverware. No plastic anything in your house, air filter x2. There are vids on youtube that can minimize it significantly but it's a lot of work. biggest culprit is anything plastic that goes in your mouth like plastic forks or solo cups

>>60758745
i fucking told you to dump that shit
>muh wegovy

>>60758731
When I actually secure the house and sell my current one, I'll plow the gains back into the market again. It'll come out in the wash.

>>60758724
I have crohn's and live pretty cleanly. My immune system is overactive, and I swear my symptoms get better if I get a head cold (which is rare).

Why do stocks only make major moves outside regular market hours?

Is this still a viable, simple strategy for a le Bogglehead noob to dip their toe into options?

>>60758767
idk ive never done the wheel but I dont think a bogle head would touch anything that isnt writing covered calls or covered puts

>>60758709
Aaa! You're right, the images are in micrometers which is doable with lab microscope at least for the bigger clumps, but the rest was done with transmission electron microscopy, which with my base 785€ per month salary, don't have access too.

I'd say it's pretty cool though, these plastics are in size comparable to transistors of CPUs from like about 10 years ago.

But if they legit can break down to below 2nm, then I don't think it'll be an issue, because they might just quantum tunnel out of your brain by themselves and it's problem solved.

>>60757855 (OP)
My AREC stays ERECT

>>60758767
Honestly you'll make more just DCA'ing into ULTY and MSTY. Options are for gambling and nothing else
these are the same retards that you to hold schd for 35 years for le nest egg

>>60758767
You should understand what the greeks are and how they affect price

>>60758765
Probably due to less liquidity and wider bid/ask gap and shallow order book. A $1m movement during market hours looks very different from afterhours

>>60758767
a true boglehead would DCA into the WEEL ETF over time

>>60758767
The missing piece here is you have to pick a stock you know won't ever plummet to zero. Wheeling with AAPL is preferable to wheeling with some meme stock, of course. It needs to have peaks and valleys but never absolute craters. Moon missions are fine, though.
The other issue with this is that all of your gains are likely to be short term capital gains taxes, and additionally you're going to eat a good amount of brokerage fees.

>>60758724
Isn't it easier and much cheaper to just go outside and eat dirt, like a normal person?

>>60758781
The worms in the pills are from a species that can live in humans but not lay eggs in humans so it keeps the worm population from ballooning and giving you anemia.
If you eat dirt you will definitely get worms but there's a chance they'll be the wrong kind of worms and you'll be shitting eggs.

>>60758750
Please tell me you get the reference...

>>OH MY GOSH I LOVED IT!
>>I Shall Seal the Heavens is a loooooong ride (around four times longer than the Bible) but definitely worth it!

>>60758781
just wait until you find out how they treat vanc and fosfomycin resistant c.diff kek

>>60758724
>There's growing evidence that our immune systems need a minimum parasite load or they go nuts
If it were that simple everyone would have an autoimmune disease, but they're still pretty rare. Not as rare as they were for sure, but still pretty rare.

>>60758786
sure thing nylonbrain

Am I going to lose money on UNH?

>>60758757
I do think it should be possible to induce breast lactation in both male and female regardless of pregnancy state, which can also help you get rid of microplastics.

Might have to buy more lingerie and pregnancy brands that make breastfeeding bras, pumps and such.

>>60758764
What if I were to tell you ... that it's all in you're head?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Ejga4kJUts

>>60758797
It's possible but the amount of milk produced is extremely low, especially for men. Even heavily estrogenized men don't produce much.

>>60758797
sometimes I wish you would bite your tongue

oh NO NO NO htz bros...

>>60758523
There's no sense in worrying about this if its as true as they say it is, and we're as fucked as people think we are. Nothing we can do about it so might as well not worry.

>>60758673
trust the pelosi plan
that haggard lich knows big gains are in store

>>60758784
Just take the Joe Rogan meds and you'll be cured both of worms and of COVID. Two birds one stone.

>>60758655
Sorry, you didn’t pass

>>60758804
Many women don't produce much either hence the evo-psychological preference for large breasts and the historical commonality of the practice of "wet nurses".

>>60758797
not everything is related to your crossdressing fetish ABSnigger

>>60758767
I only sell covered calls and cash covered puts on stuff I'm comfortable holding, and at attractive strikes, in my Roth (so no tax implications).

may have pulled the trigger too early buying UVIX calls

>>60758819
>if
this N6igger thinks its still an if lol

>>60758824
Do large breasts actually produce more milk? Other primates have no visible breasts before pregnancy so I thought large breasts were purely a matter of sexual selection (i.e. cosmetic, a demonstration of access to excess food, etc.).
Wet nurses I thought were just a way to show off how rich you are. My mother says that breastfeeding was only for poor people when she was a kid.

>>60758825
I'm just thinking of low-effort solutions, if you've got any do say.

Anyways, have you considered HGRAF?

>NVDA at $180
Fuck it, buying one share and calling it quits until January.

>>60758802
I dunno, I have a fistula connecting my bowel and bladder that would disagree with that

>>60758833
Milk is produced in gland tissue not in fat tissue, so no it doesn’t matter. Anyway human milk tastes better than cow milk. If you get the chance try it ;)

>>60758845
>Milk is produced in gland tissue not in fat tissue, so no it doesn’t matter.
Yeah, that's what I thought. Pretty sure fat tits are just a marker of good genetics and reliable food access, like colorful tails on peacocks.

>>60758845
You worked at Blizzard? rofl

imma air dis thread out cuh if u keep talm bout boob juicies ong stop playin w me

>>60758852
Is it good genetics? Feels like the bigger the breasts the lower the IQ. :/

Man who cares about the fucking plastic. We'll probably be fine from most side-effects it is the next generation that is going to go sterile lmao

>Trump warns courts against knocking down tariffs, says duties are ‘huge positive’ for stock market
I guess this is the inevitable result of the TACO trade. Trump is now convinced that markets are up because of his tariffs and not because he was expected to back off.

>>60758864
>Why did the Romans drink out of lead cups if they knew it was so bad lmao

>>60758877
It made the wine sweeter.

>>60758874
we ARE at ATHs though

>>60758864
Or just do IV fertilization, it's better this way regardless, since the more children you have the higher the chance that the younger ones will be gay, but if it's IV you avoid that risk.

Any good artificial insemination stocks?

Since gme cant drop below 20 what's stopping me from selling 1 year puts at that price.

>>60758710
congrats on the new house anon

>>60758657

>>60758882
Merck does a lot of fertility medication

>>60758899
Not yet, we're just now looking but the price range is very consistent so I'm getting my down payment locked into my bank so I can move super fast.
Also it means I'm extremely likely to be the most competitive offer in the market. Guaranteed 20% down is going to make some lending agent's cock explode.

>>60758917
are you expecting anything from interest rate cuts? should be one or two at least by EOY if you can trust the institution's opinion

>>60758710
Please tell me you aren't holding SOXL long-term. Leveraged ETFs decay over time so downturns hurt a lot more than upturns pay you back.

ok so is anything actually pumping the market or is this people thinking they’re buying the Aug 1st dip

I was planning to exit my FIG put position today but it won't fucking go down.

>>60758920
I am. I think I can get locked in to current rates for my extremely good credit score, then wait maybe a year and then refinance. Rates right now are not great for houses, maybe 5.5% or so, but give it a year of rate cuts and hopefully I could get around 4% or so.

Lower your expectations. Be happy.

>>60758923

>>60758940
Are you just unaware of how leverage works?

>>60758923
are you new here?

>>60758874
I'll never understand TACO.
Where in in the fuck is anyone seeing "TACO"?
>it's not 25%, it's 17%, TACO TACO TACO
>still 10x what it was before
TACO is the best shit Wall Street managed to implement in NPC sheep brains so they could offload their bags to them.
There will be a movie on it, mark my words.

option holders:
at what percentage down from initial buy do y’all start to worry?
my UVIX 8/15 $16c are down 25% rn and I’m thinking “damn i should’ve waited to buy them”

>>60758931
It’s trading flat on lower volume. The chart suggests that it’s still overvalued. Unless there’s a noticeable change in trend, people will exit their positions due to zero growth.

>>60758965
you already fucked up.

>>60758974
VIX is approaching a 3-month low so a volatility spike isn’t entirely out of the question

>>60758961
So basically the effects of tariff still hasn't been felt.

>>60758981
I dont disagree but you are betting that it's:
a. going to happen next week; and
b. will be so big it will offset your theta decay

use this: https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com/
and find out where it needs to be, then tell me if you thinks thats realistic

>>60758830
Nah dude, im negating the "if". Whether it is or isn't is irrelevant if we are fucked, so there's no "if" its just a way to structure a sentence. Your pedantry is misplaced and doesn't respond to what I said, mostly agrees with it if anything. Oh shit there's that "if" word again!

>>60758945
Leverage this *unzips*

>>60758997
Don't reply to the melty.

>>60757881
When did you buy into AMZN?

>>60758981
>>60758995
I went ahead and did it for UVIX, pic rel is what it looks like if it goes up or down by 7.5%. It's more likely to go up but longing vix is basically shorting the market because vix goes up when market goes down exclusively even though it's supposed to measure volatility

>>60758995
fuck, you make a good point. i was thinking of selling off some 100 minutes ago when the options were $1 rather than right now’s $0.7

Gentlemen, I am here to post it once again.

Index fags as always, winning.

>>60759040
I dont buy options that much anymore, esp. short dated because most of the value of ATM options comes from it's time premium. luckily it's a $100 dollar lotto and not something like spy calls that are in the thousands.

I just sell straddles and strangles on SPY now, much safer. I am literally doing the opposite strategy. you're long IV, im short IV

>>60759061
>>60759061
>>60759061

RIP MARKET

>>60758833
>Do large breasts actually produce more milk?
As far as I am aware there is a direct relationship between volume of mammary tissue (not just fat, the productive tissue) and volume of milk.
>Wet nurses I thought were just a way to show off how rich you are.
Well, kind of. It's more like having an au pair or a nanny to look after your child. It might be a flex to some, but it's also just doubling down on taking care of your child and also freeing up the mother.
>My mother says that breastfeeding was only for poor people when she was a kid.
That's because of marketing surrounding baby formula. It was the hot new thing. Only old-fashioned yokels would breastfeed their child like humans have been forever.

>>60757855 (OP)
Take the bottle pill

I bought the dip AGAIN!!!

HAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>60758689
>buying anything after a 20% move in a day

RIP kek. Been bagholding some since May when it was a bit over 10 and still not at breakeven even with this massive pump today

>>60758721
I have contamination and mutants my brain.

>>60758839
Grow some balls anon
Doesn’t include exposure in mutual funds in another account and the rest of my paychecks + margin going into NVDA related exposure pre earnings. It’s going to 200 this year one way or another it’s AI summer. Sold at the top and have 30k buying power going into weeekend try and swing it every few days to lock it in and get a better average it sells off a lot of times if it can’t hold the 10 AM ATH candle breakout around SPY 540 but apples run just gave spin more room to run if NVDA beats and we get a good earnings next week

April cucked me good though got margin called and lost 10k its a slow climb back shoulda took out a personal loan and credit line extensions and doubled down instead of losing some of my nut

>>60758576
>Just leave the country at that point. Plenty of good jobs in Dubai where you don't need citizenship and can fuck slavic whores on the weekend.
where do people look for dubai jobs? seems like linkedin there is just as fucked as anywhere else, but i do see they have jobs