rick and morty edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Zoomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

Previous: >>60757855

Wtf why won’t Vanguard allow people to buy bitcoin etfs??? REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Is it time to leave this boomer firm?

>>60759061 (OP)
I want the one on the right to belch in my face

>>60759061 (OP)
sniping the first post with UI updates

>>60759061 (OP)
Just buy Bitcoin. It's done a 10X every four years that I've owned it. Not even the S&P manages that growth rate.

>>60759068
Doesnt MSTY (or MSTR?) just buy BTC and report paper earnings?

WHERE'S THE PUMP, CRDL?

>>60759061 (OP)
Trick and Whorety

I’ve gone full bunker and piled everything into ITA and UUUU.

Everything’s about to hit the fan. Ignore this at your own penis.

Thoughts on Quanloop?

hit me with that friday selloff

So, uh, why are we up again by more than 0,5% close to ATH on 0 volatilty and volume?

>>60759102
Oh yeah, I'm REE maxing and forgot UUUU, thanks anon

>>60759141
number ALWAYS go up
number NEVER go down

Why did Schwab change the div yld for ulty to 19% today?

nvideobros...we can't stop winning

I own 110 shares of amazon
AIGMI?

Okay I sold some SCHD which hasn't been doing shit, and bought HGRAF with it. Who fucking knows we'll see.

Since I took some gains to pay for a down payment, what sort of stuff has /smg/ done with their gains besides reinvesting?
>inb4 >implying gains

Im talkin' 'bout the he said she said, bullshit...

>>60759144

Ya most people just think EXMF, GLD, POWW etc but (( those)) are already pozzed

I’m considering BUG but I don’t know enough about tech to know if that’s a stupid penis.

comon spy i need 643

TRIPS

AND

THE

MARKET

ECLIPSE(S)

PREVIOUS

ALL TIME HIGHS (6,420 EOD)

AND WE TOUCH THE SKIES (6,666 MONDAY)

YOU GUYS

>Buy GAMB
>Buy GRRR
>Buy GOOGL
>Buy USAR
>Buy ICHR

I LOVE YOU SMIGGERS

WAGMI

HAPPY FRIDAY EVERYONE

Why Invesco such a shit. I'm trying to rollover an old 401k and they're making it extremely difficult. It's like they don't want me to have access to MY money.

>>60759224
bad omen

Does /smg/ actually do financial analysis or just degenerate gambling with pocket change?

who buys the soun Dip?

I'm scared to sell anything because line only goes up. I don't even know what some of the tickers im holding are, I just see them shilled here and impulse bought the dips

>>60759061 (OP)
source now

>>60759235

I'm sorry I have failed you. I have failed us all.

>>60759256
load puts. we dump

>>60759239
/smg/ is r/wallstreetbets for people who like to say nigger

>>60759193
so far nothing. everything I want I can already purchase with my wage, for the rest (property) the gains arent enough nor do I want property anyway. so the only meaningful thing to do is keep stacking until I have enough to not work anymore. kinda depressing, I have 6+ figures networth but realistically there is nothing I can do with it.

WE WE WE SO BORED
WE SO BORED
WE GONNA HAVE A FUCKIN STROKE TODAY

>>60759262
nigger

>>60759207
I'm bullish AI and datacenters, which means a large buildout, power requirements and a dependence on uranium, copper, and REEs. But it'll take time

>>60759272
Cocaine. You could do cocaine with it.

>>60759272
Yeah, I get your point. For those of us saving to try to FIRE, using your money for anything but more investments always seems like a bad thing to do.
6 figure hell is real and we're in it!

>>60759272
You could take a vacation. Japan's weather sucks this time of year but that might get you a discount on hotel prices.

>>60759280
wish drugs would do it for me. I really tried but nothing does it. staying sober is best.

my big guy UUUU is finally popping off again. when do i sell?

i bought the galactic top

>>60759291

That’s the neat part

YOU AND ME ARE NOTHING BUT BOBOS
SO LETS DO IT LIKE THEY DO IT ON THE BLOOMBERG TV

>>60759070
Don't you know what felch means?
Well, then tell me
Would you rather get felched, or do the felching?
Fuck 'em in the ass, suck the cum out while you're belching
Burp, belch and go back for a second helping

Another monstrously green day for my portfolio.
I'm getting a tiny bit anxious. I could take more profit, but last time I did every ticker I reduced went on another run immediately. Are there any anons here who actually use puts the way they were intended - to hedge their positions? I've seen how people use options to gamble, but I'm unsure how to appropriately calculate my strike price and such if I'm doing it purely for insurance, not for profit. Any pointers?

>>60759293
Hell yeah same. Let's keep it up!

>>60759345
watch it dump immediately now

BMNR chads we eating good. ETH hits $5k and BMNR will be $150+

RED EOD

>IBM

POWER 15 MINUTES PLEASE
KEEP THE PUMP GOING
WHY IS IT SLOWING DOWN
WE NEED TO GO HIGHER
JEROME

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

>Trump announces new round of Tariffs on China after latest round of talks breaks down in Beijing

SELLLL

SELL FOR YOUR LIVES

>>60759379
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO HE WON'T DO SHIT

next week

>>60759379
fuck i was right, i should’ve added funds to buy SPY $637p

>>60759367
jiggaboo jerome is hatin' on realnigga trump still

I'm sidelined.

EXFY bros...... what the fuck

>>60759403
this is how movies get funded

>>60759407
Yes but my EXFY calls...

>>60759407
this is Talmudic sorcery

>>60759403
>Expensify
Is that an app that's supposed to make stuff more expensive?

We need to go down a lot lower so I can at least get out of the puts I bought for break even.

I'm so God damn tired of this market ignoring all the bad news and pumping on fake and GAY news.

>>60759407
absofuckin' lotely

fuck off with this new 52 week UVIX low

you guys ever feel bad for people getting into the market, for the first time, right now?
not because they're too late or anything like that, just because it must be psychologically stressful to enter when we're at ATH.

DING DING DING DING DING

How did it go today?!?!
How did it go this week!?!?

>>60759386
Oh shit BBAI will be interesting

>>60759421
Yea Exactly.
I hope the market makers eat shit and die.

>>60759341
Seek help

And I'm out of FIG
Should've sold my whole position yesterday instead of just part of it, as my profit was about $300 lower today. No fucking clue how it was green all day.
NTDOY pumped 4% today for some reason.

>>60759367
I've solded so much last week, thinken t'was tha top
But this muthafuckin' nigga market keeps gongup
Nigger exuberant irrational nigger market fuck nigger

>>60759427
>1.4% day
>5.2% week
>11.47% month
very neat

The greener the day, the less volume

>trump fired the head of the irs, a guy he picked to lead the irs
???

>>60759427
Today: +1.89%
This Week: +5.18%
This Month: +3.27%
This Year: -37.12%

up a bit today, almost back to where i was last week
and finally got prescriptions for my skin condition, maybe my worthless life is going to start turning around
doubtful, but whatever

>>60759427
+1.67%.

i hope we open turbo-red monday

Also I came up with a new investing idea... it involves ChatGPT partially. Hopefully it works. I'll let you know how it goes...

>>60759453

Why anon ;_;

>>60759456
Do not ask ChatGPT to pick stocks.

>>60759408
They're so worthless now that options will be disabled soon, so maybe you can ask for a refund.
Their business model is an app for business travelers to charge escorts to their boss or something. Unfortunately agentic AI doesn't do travel or have genitals and H1Bs are blacklisted by hookers in most places, so their revenue base is drying up fast.

>>60759061 (OP)
My AREC makes me ERECT

God bless NXDR

>>60759458
all my covered calls are getting assigned and i want cheaper buy-ins

>>60759460
I'm not
My plan now is to come up with interesting investing theses... and then ask ChatGPT how I should use FinViz stock screener to find companies that match my thesis.

>>60759427
+1.4% today, but finally just made some moves since pausing back in March. Remember to stay hydrated.

>>60759445
It's the MIGA carousel. Trump appoints a loyal official, gets annoyed by them, stabs them in the back. His first term was like that too. The carousel is simply spinning faster now.

>>60759434
It's lyrics from Eminem's song.

>>60759493
Seek help now

Yo they are still buying after close.

>>60759427
+2.07
A nice way to cap off a great week that moved +15% total. MP, HOOD, PLTR, GOOG, and TSLA were best performers.

is anyone still bearish

New high of day after hours.
What kind of gay nigger clown market is this?

>>60759498
https://youtu.be/R6FOFFPatds?si=_YNI4V27MYqCdQMK

I wasn't joking.

>>60759068
Black Rock has the i-shares Bitcoin ETF. Pretty much all brokerages have it because nobody defies Blackrock.

>>60759427
+$352.48 (+0.32%)

I am not happy.
I will never stop shorting this gay nigger market.
Never.

>>60759517
I added $3k to my account over the last 24 hours so no. Bobos can get fucked and suck my balls.

Gee I wonder what is going to happen next?

>>60759427
>0.26%
At least I got some dividends coming and some Lego to buy.

whatever happened with AISP? That was shilled here bigly last year

Why did Newegg pump 40%? Fuck, should have invested in Newegg when an anon created a post about it last week.

Any chance we get some bad news over the weekend?
I need this God damn gay nigger market to crash.

>>60759547
Someone post the "no news" frogs

>>60759427
Great week of gains that I immediately reversed with one retarded buy. Just in time for my vacation. Yay.

>>60759555

>>60759547

>>60759518
I tried to buy more shares in the last five minutes of the day when all the prop day traders are dumping but the brokerage said the stuff I already sold today hadn't cleared yet. So if I bought the shares today and immediately tried to flip the shares on Monday morning (when shit is pumping) before the old sold ones clear I get a slap on the wrist. That's an easy $1k freedom bucks I will now miss out on.

I've learned that news doesn't matter.
Even when there is bad news the market just completely ignores it.
The market is controlled by an algorithm.
I'm just gonna try to make back my losses and that's it. I'm not gonna even try to make money any more.

>>60759547
genuinely why? spite? missed the obvious dip in april? shorts? I respect spite

>>60759547
sorry, why would that happen?
there was a pretty big crash in march and april this year, if you've forgotten
if the market wanted to turn towards recession, that would've been the perfect excuse
hell, our last recession was only 3 years ago. all of 2022 was one, even if we don't call it one for some strange reason.
what's going on big guy??

>>60759573
See you next week

>>60759427
+0.82% today

Genuine question, why do so many people actively avoid boomer investing?

Is day trading, swing trading, etc. that much more interesting despite making you broke 98% of the time, a course-selling YouTuber 1.9% of the time, and actually successful .1% of the time?

>>60759427
>-6.76%
BTBT took me for a ride. Doesn't respond to speculative money at all, WYFI IPO flopped.

>>60759593
the people you see doing YOLOs have much larger buy and hold accounts. then they set aside money to do stupid things, for fun and the spectacle.
your premise is wrong, pretty much

>>60759593
you need actual capital with boomer investing. 10% per year with something like a spy etf wont do for most young people. even if they end up saving 10k thats not even 1k after tax. its pretty much go big or go home. most zoomers cant plan ahead more than a few months at a time. I believe I read the average age on 4chan is somewhere in the 20-25 range so there is that.

>>60759593
If you are going to day trade the time is now when the market is easy to predict and only going one way. Up up up.

My goal is 80K€.

>>60759427
Unusually low gain despite the underlying moving a good amount. Wonder if the options lost some form of value.

>>60759593
If I'm going to retire at 60+ then investing at all on my part is pointless, I can just depend on social security and whatever is offered by the places I would work at. If you're gonna invest like it's some slow chugging along thing then you don't need to watch the markets at all, stick X amount into stocks of choice every set period ie once a quarter and simply stop watching. But if you're gonna watch the markets day in, day out, then why even go the slow route? You're literally wasting your life focusing on this while investing in a manner where it doesn't matter to watch it this closely.

Anyways I want to retire before I'm 40, 45 tops. I'm not gonna get there investing in SPY only. I WANT OUT OF THE WAGE CAGE!!!! I'm currently a neet though, but unless I get rich I'm gonna probably have to head back in eventually.

>>60759427
I bought the dip AGAIN!

I told you faggots before. I dont want to ride the rocket alone, but I will

My luck in playing options was so fucking bad this week that I bought lottery tickets hoping my luck reverses.

>>60759646
What's the story?

$NXDR and $PTON are free money.
>>60759427
+1.7% day
+8.8% week

>>60759580
Since January I had all my money tied up in 1 small cap stock that didn't move at all so I didn't have any money to buy the SPY dip in April.

>>60759427
-5%, primarily from UVIX 16c expiring next week. flipped SPY puts this morning for a profit. buying the UVIX dip and sold my remaining LNTH shares for +10% on that trade. bought a VIX 15.5c for 8/20.
i hope the market crashes next week to redeem my bear shit . +16% on the weekly

>>60759654
It's a literal videogame of mindfuckery. I don't mean that ironically I mean that literally. There are actual other people (the big banks) actually working against you and setting up traps to take your money. Once you realize it's not just paranoia and bad luck you might actually start getting somewhere.

>>60759593
>why do so many people actively avoid boomer investing?
I don't think this is true, there's just a quiet majority.
On /biz/, as it is with many boards on 4chan, there is selection bias towards topics that generate more responses and goad controversy. I myself am a milquetoast buy and holder, I have a CAGR of 133% this year, but there's nothing for me to talk about. There's no complicated strategies, no secret stocks I can share, and certainly nothing that can suddenly pump 10x in one day like a coin.
I'm here for entertainment, like most people are. So tell me about your shorts, tell me which coin is going to moon any day now. I'll laugh at others when they fail and clap when they win, but they can be the center of the story.

>>60759556
what was the retarded buy this time?

Ok I ran my new investing thesis through FinVis and it returned 4 tickers. I'm going to buy like $500 of each and see what happens

Everything is so expensive that I just move 90% of my disposable income into a HYSA at 5% APY. Every single stock is overvalued.
Fuck this faggot market.

>>60759694
it's going up another 75% at minimum

>2022
imagine being a SOXL baggie who bought at the start of 2022, like ~$70 a share and ending the year at $9.67 a share. anyone here still bagholding from those upper prices?

What exactly am I missing on SEZL that caused this absolute massive correction? Doesn't seem like it was THAT overvalued and earnings seemed good and optimistic.

>>60759689
I don't believe in practicing with fake money. Better to try out a new system with a tiny amount of real money then start incrementally working up from there once it starts hitting. It's like the Tyson said. Everybody has a plan until they get hit in mouth. It's why trading without real money is ass.

Are you team Ebinlauta or team Minilauta?

>>60759746
I didn't say I was going to use fake money. I'll buy $500 of ea, roughly.

>>60759659
A little bird in the private equity industry told me this bank has had a 50 mil+ injection of private equity and a change of board of directors to some very successful and well known executives. There was a spike before the information went public, and ever since it has gone public and I’ve heard the news the stock has been rising quite steadily. Looking at a 12-18 month hold for serious gains, but I am enjoying the ride. I felt like today was an uncommon dip in the floor and it looks like I was right.

>>6075974
>Digital Layaway
>Buy now pay later

What could go wrong? There was a news story playing in the background that I wasn't paying attention to talking about how the new deferred payment craze is a disaster waiting to happen. This was literally yesterday. So maybe the jig is up.

>>60759754
Start smaller. Ever

>>60759427
20+% up this week.

>>60759754
Start smaller. Every new system seems like a can't miss in your head.

>>60759593
"Investing" is how I lose money.

Swingtrading is the only way I actually make money.

>>60759427
0.8%
£16,321

>>60759736
I bought at those lows, but then kept buying and basically dca'd myself up to now being in the red
Only by a few % but still, I was so fucking retarded for not selling the other year when it was up

>>60759682
>Once you realize it's not just paranoia and bad luck you might actually start getting somewhere.
I just had to buy the dip. Like always I overthought things.

>>60759789
Ok, maybe I'll do like $200 per ticker. One of them is already at like $200/sh so that's the lowest I can go really.

>>60759061 (OP)
Thoughts about Bitmine Immersion Technologies Inc? Leverage on ETH, 5B marketcap

am I too late?

>>60759740
>BNPL
>their users are literally not going to pay back the money

>>60759804
ETH is highly speculative right now. BTC treasuries are oversaturated and rife with scams, so the BTC treasury boom is over. ETH is still nascent in its growth phases.

>>60759522
Vanguard doesn’t allow that either.

>>60759804
ETH is a scam

good lord. we're just gonna melt up until the target date funds blow out, aren't we? i can't take much more assblasting

I'm so damn pissed.
There's no black swan coming.
We can't even get a 1% pullback.
WHERE THE FUCK IS THE BLACK SWAN?

>>60759155
This, mirin account post entries

>>60759767
Forgot to mention, everyone in this little bird’s office is throwing 5 figures into their postions. Ive moved into 5 figures as of today myself

>>60759843
yeah and the entire country is up for auction, what's your fucking point? lmao
>>60759850
owowowowowowowowowowowow

Ok I capitulate.
I'm just gonna buy Niggervideo at the top.

$100 $TQQQ soon

>>60759819
this is a scheme for finland and sweden. their governments run the collections agency so they have rights to do pretty much anything to collect

>>60759868
Nice what is this?

MCD breakfast bros....
are we causing a recession?
https://archive.is/20250808200235/https://slate.com/business/2025/08/mcdonalds-breakfast-mcmuffin-index-economy-recession-indicator.html

How do you guys find stocks worth investing in and holding? Specifically ones that aren't AI pipeline or pharmaceutical company with a pending drug. Do you just go by what you use in your job industry? Or something else?

>>60759902
The only stocks that go up are the Magnificent 7.
The S&P equal weight it flat.

>>60759191
Nice. I accumulated 9000 more HGRAF shares the past two days.

>>60759427
+1.96%, +7.9% this week

>>60759881
$QQQ that uses financial tricks to go up/down more.

Nobody told me the market was gonna act like a gay nigger banshee and just buy calls every day.

I said its FRIDAY !
Gimme my cereal dammit!

When is UVIX going back to $23?
I'm down a lot

>>60759593
short term cap gains are taxed at 30% for me (maybe higher).... so i dont do it.

>>60759902
decide your risk tolerance and go from there.

index funds, large cap, small cap, tech, dividend payers, etc

>>60759593
>boomer investing?
what is boomer investing? getting fat and having your ex-wife take all the money your worked for?

MSN sure knows how to push articles that get me to click lmao

>>60759923
We pretty much did though? We're in the euphoria phase typical of bubbles, there is still some juice to go higher if we use the 2000 one as a reference. Not much juice left if we use the post-covid one as a reference, which wasn't really a bubble anyway. Though you're chasing between 0 to 10 or 15 additional percent, at the very real risk of -50% just right after. And not for a dip that will just last 3 days like the zoomer sheeps are being conditioned to believe a dip will always last.
+15% from right now would put us exactly at 2000-era valuations. It's up to you to see if it's worth chasing those last few percents.

I need $22k by end of march

rip TradeDesk

>>60760018
if you bought on jan 1 of 2000 and held until today you would have made 300-400% not counting div reinvestment

I actually believe this is the last bull run ever.
After the market tanks it will never reach this level again.

>>60760076
Sure. I think I'll rather just wait 9 months to a year and make 1500% instead.

>>60759886
stimulus soon sisters. be strong.

>>60760032
i just made that much today :) more actually

>>60759853
these monster skeletons are cool where do you make them

i have no cash and i want to buy AMPL so badly but all my other picks can also go 2x

>>60760032
i'd be good with just 2

Seriously, why are so many of you bagholding leveraged ETFs? You know they compound losses daily, right?

>>60759518
August 1st was the shakeout for the next step up.
SPY $642 on Monday. Get in the boat nigga.

>>60759547
>Any chance we get some bad news over the weekend?
The US government will literally not allow that to happen for this administration. They will remain irrational farther than you can remain solvent.

If the problem is internal to the United States, it will be intervened upon. For external issues, do not hope for a crash unless it involves major escalations of war, national scale cyberattacks, or regime collapse of a major nuclear power.

>>60759694
>HYSA at 5% APY
where? mine doesn't give me that much

>>60760210
small gap to 639 then down to 635 end of monday

>>60759804
Im very bullish on it but dont own any

>>60760032
it's uncouth to talk about lump sums here
a real faux pas

>>60760285
lump sum?
I just need to make an extra $22k by end of march, doesn't have to be all at once. It's not even $700/week

Happy Friday
Don't think about Monday

>>60760306
lump sum indeed you miscreant

>>60760190
I stole from some AI art page on IG sorry forgot the page

I think next big dip coming could be the Trump Ceasefire dip. I think people will be seeing red beyond pissed if we give up east Ukraine for a simple ceasefire and might make people sell and want to call out Trump for treason. This is in August 15th. Also Gaza Invasions. That’s the only near term opportunity possible probably for real dip buying.

>>60759068
You could up until BTC hit $16k in 2022. Received a letter from Vanguard that they would no longer be allowing purchases of GBTC. I knew that was the bottom then and there kek.

>>60760329
>we must keep up the kikel blood libel so that individuals who are 99.9999% genetically, culturally, linguistically, thematically, genealogically identical fight over nothing

>>60759416
It was a different time…

>>60760087
cool report back to us in a year

>>60760018
What website is this?

>>60759386
Thoughts on next week? ACHR and CAVA look tasty. What are you buying?

>>60760210
Are you fucking kidding me?
This week I lost -$50,000 on SPY puts and I'm down another -$20,000 on SPY puts and VIX calls AGAIN.
I NEED THIS GOD DAMN NIGGER KIKE MARKET TO DUMP RIGHT NOW

>>60760306
>I just need to make an extra $22k
just put $100k on ASTS Monday morning, earnings will be reported after close Monday. Boom - you will have your $22k

you can still buy SBET if you missed out on BMNR

>>60759868
Lol I sold my TQQQ today after it recovering from my initial buy-in. Lol. Lmao.

>>60760367
>What are you buying?
Joby. Joby way ahead and accelerating. If Archer falls hard it might be worth a few buck just in case they get their act together.

>>60760371
Ok
Now I need to find another $95k by Monday

>>60760368
Should've sold on August 1st and bought calls.

>>60760379
Whats joby?

>>60760404
I just bought his morning so if SPY can pull back to 634-635 next week I can get out break even. expiration 8/20

fucking hate weekends , just start the market

>>60760376
If you had kept buying on its way to the bottom, you'd be sitting on some profits instead of just breaking even.

......a helicopter just flew over my house!
is it happening?!?!
is the market going to be ok!?!?

I just want to get out of my SPY puts and VIX calls I bought this morning, the market is run by irrational nigger faggots.

>dca into every large company with israeli executives
>coinflip between them being given government handouts over and over or an american revolution

Now I'm fucking panicing because I'm holding SPY puts and VIX calls over the weekend and these God damn niggers wont do any pullbacks because their jewish

Now I'm fucking panicking because I'm holding SPY puts and VIX calls over the weekend and these God damn niggers wont do any pullbacks because their jewish

Next Week Make-It Plays:

B calls
BBAI calls
ASTS calls
AMC calls
ACHR calls
OKLO calls
CRCL puts
CRWV calls
CAVA calls
RGTI puts
CSCO calls
JD puts
AMAT calls


Some of these will hit bigly
Some already ran up
Stay safe

>>60760468
it's already been posted, and with frogs >>60759386

I thought we were done making new highs
What the FUCK

dubs and market crashes and I finally escape 4chan

>>60760477
CHECKED
We crash on Monday
Thank fucking God

>>60760477
holy shit

dump it all

>>60760477
fuck off check fag

>got about $5k in cash to burn
What do I buy at market open on Monday? Going long and looking for some undervalued ass shit.

Convince me not to buy LULU

>>60760502
>Lateral at best, losing at worst over the last 5 years. It's shit.

SNOW down a lot today.
Good entry position on Monday perhaps.

>>60760415
Should be fine yeah. GL!

Today was neat, i made over 1% beating the s&p. anyhow, anons, how do you get engaged in two jobs without losing your focus or getting an heartattack?

>>60760522
you buttfuck a 450lb retarded black dude up the butt

>>60760468
why would OKLO have any earnings lmao they are a startup trying to make a small n. reactor

>>60760502
didnt fast fashion kill all these brands? LULU, NKE, UA, HBI, etc?

i would buy Chipotle before LULU.

>gambling thousands of dollars that the the US stock market is going to crash exactly this week

trips and I start "investing" in TQQQ

>>60760528
Does he have to be both black and retarded? I used to say id never do anal, but then i tried it out with a brazilian girl with a feminine vagina and now im up for everything.

>>60760543
>a feminine vagina
as opposed to what, a veiny masculine bodybuilder vagina? a vagina with a megaclit pseudopenis?

>>60760548
I dont even care to know, but you cant help but have to double check sometines when its brazil or south korea, on account of their plastic surgeries sectors

>>60760535
I would buy chipotle at 15 bucks or less

>>60760502
They are international and still growing business pretty well.
Its undervalued, recession worries are killing fashion clothing and generally “unessential” brands
Im holding 20k of lulu, down 2%. I think unh and lulu will make me some good gains in a year or two

>>60760536
the market is expensive, my stocks are not

if i find more cash somehow im buying more CXDO and also entering AMPL
also i need to go from 0% to 30% cash soon because i need some dry powder for dips

it's 1996 it's not 1999 i will keep saying it because the bubble mania is not even here yet, can you imagine being the dumbass calling it a bubble in 1996

>>60760579
>i am an expert on womens clothing
>i truly know how unh operates across its businesses
doubt

people just buy stocks that go down and pray they will go back up (i didnt even mention the unh doj issues which no one can price)

>europoor
>wagie
>24yo
>networth : 10000€

i just need one x100 /smg/

>>60760615
Do you want to know the four stocks that my new thesis turned up? I have no idea if it's a good thesis, so I have no idea if the stocks will do well. You could lose everything.

>>60760430
Yes, you are correct and thinking about it earlier today, that would have been the smart choice. I was just out of cash in there and didnt want to transfer more due to being annoyed by the whole thing. Good lesson though I'm a noob.

Should I caha out my QNTM for like 6k profit and invest in uvixy? Or just keep waiting?
I can't tell if anything will ever fucking happen to uvixy.

>>60760615
25% $NXDR
25% $PTON
50% $TQQQ
hold the $TQQQ forever but the others can be sold 3-5 years from now after they're in the S&P.

>>60760624
Give us your thesis bro, NTA but i'm curious

>>60760657
TQQQ seems great until anything bearish drops it +50%
do you dip out when any bad news happens

does anyone regularly trade and make money on penny stocks?

>>60760658
I don't want to give out the thesis. If it works, then it'll be a real money maker...

>>60760670
I bet it when you are plowing a lady friend you tease them the tip instead of just shoving it in.

so... Are there secondary tariffs now or was that also just a prank bro?

>>60760677
No I usually use my mouth since I can't stay hard
I'm not sure if the metaphor still holds
Anyway, here are two that it turned up: SAM and AFL
If it works, I''ll keep checking the screener or new ones and share them with you. But I don't want to give out the formula, becuase then the quants will steal it and it won't work anymore

>>60760685
I hope so, my puts need some saving right about now.

>>60760688
>sam adams and the gotfried duck
alright

>>60760695
Yeah, I wasn't expecting them either. If I told you the 3rd, you'd think I was nuts (the 4th is something I never heard of).
But... that's the joy of starting a new strategy. Never know what will turn up!

>>60760688
but whats your method? i just look my stocks over based on their ratios while keeping up prospects of future earnings.

>>60760700
I had a theory based on something I read, but I didn't know how to find stocks for it. So I asked ChatGPT what settings I should use in FinViz to find stocks that match. It gave me the obvious settings but also suggested some others I should use, and then it got narrowed down to 4

>>60759061 (OP)
BRVTAL mog

HELL OTRUMPWHERE ARE TH ETARIFFS

>>60759068
I don't get it
Unless they're derivatives with another purpose, like MSTY or BTCI (massive divvies)
Just buy BTC?

>>60760502
You should go RIVN instead.

i am glad i invested in some ice cream though

There are no happenings.
They will never let a real happening happen.
There are no problems.
Everything is perfect.
The VIX is dead.
GAY

Why is /smg/ always so infested with bears? Everyone knows that overall, things grow in the long term, and shrink in the short term.
There's nothing wrong with investment strategies in the short term to take advantage of bear markets, but constantly betting on the apocalypse is going to lose you money faster than at the roulette wheel.

>>60760782
>>60760782
>Why is /smg/ always so infested with bears?
we should get rid of them

>>60760782
because people are impatient

even i will end up trimming my winners prematurely because im scared and want to go 30% cash just in case

>>60760782
they are just hyperreactive options gamblers

>>60760791
is that a damn grizzley?

kek i can just imagine the IRS wagiejeet's face as he tried to audit my 1000+step divvy cycle

>>60760782

>>60760327
you got any more. post em

>>60760665
>>60760657
This I made a nice 5% buying the friday dip and sold monday.
Could have made more but 3x leverage bags get real fucking heavy

>>60760866
He will just overcharge you, so that you have to sue.

>>60760886
>>60760866
speaking of IRSjeets
Ive thought about taking some of my IRA out to pay off the balance of my mortgage, im in a 7% rate...
Id have like 40k of extra income at the pound me in the ass tax rate plus penalty of 4000...
BUT i would save 200,000 in interest payments
I would ow the IRS maybe like 15k...
What would a payment plan look like?

>>60760897
GPT says this because who knows? Talk to IRS or your tax guy.

- Mortgage interest savings: $200,000
- IRA withdrawal penalty and taxes:
- 10% penalty on $40,000: $4,000
- Taxes on $40,000 (assuming 32% tax bracket): $12,800
Total tax liability: $16,800
- Net savings: $200,000 - $16,800 = $183,200

If you decide to withdraw from your IRA to pay off the mortgage, you might be able to set up a payment plan with the IRS to pay the tax liability over time. Here are a few options [1]:
- *Installment Agreement*: You can set up a monthly payment plan with the IRS, which could last up to 72 months. The IRS typically requires a minimum payment of $25 per month.
- *Offer in Compromise*: In some cases, you might be able to settle your tax debt for less than the full amount owed. However, this option is typically only available if you can demonstrate financial hardship.

>>60760872
i bought fri dip and i want to buy more even now especially after earnings showing it s not even a bubble yet for many (smaller) companies

>>60760421
>fucking hate weekends , just start the market

I know that feel bro. You ever thought you'd be LOOKING FORWARD to Monday's?

>futures

>>60760985
a damn shame the stock markets had to be invented by protestants

>>60760897
talk to a pro about this, they may be some reasons you can without any penalty, or to minimize the penalty. You can take out a certain amount tax free for closing costs, there are also other options for hardship, loss of job stuff, but you need advice from someone who really knows the details.

>>60760782
For some people, it isn't enough to win, they want to see other people lose.
It's interesting to see them call the markets irrational, when they think they have the power to perfectly time tops/flips.

>>60760991
you said you wouldn't be posting ducks today :/

>>60760866
He won't care
he'll tax you more than you should be

>>60760782
>mylifeismiserablethereforsocietymustcollapse.png

>>60760772
the world is great and everyone is making money
this is a good thing

>>60760760
you fat fuck

>>60760985
>trading goes from 9:30 to 4
>7.5 hours
>lunch is 1 hour
>that's 6.5 hours a day
that's 17.5 hours of NO TRADES a day
but WAIT
>2 weekends 24 hours each
>48 hours of NO TRADES
trading only lasts for 32.5 hours a WEEK out of 168 possible hours
that's less then TWENTY PERCENT yet it accounts ONE HUNDRED PERCENT of me FUCKING RAGING

I dont have hysas and Roth accounts and bullshits

I just have my money on vcwe and use margin to trade options

>>60760737
2 mo weeks

>>60760722
ikr?
right is so much hotter geez

>>60760782
If there were no bears us bulls would have nothing to eat.

>>60760685
none of them will actually be permanent

>>60760615
all in on TQQ after the next bear market
don't quit your job though

>>60760537
roll

>>60760536
actual insanity

>>60760494
SOXL

>>60761025
maybe I got it mixed up. It's sleepy duck on Friday, viscachas on Saturday, and fox or seal on Sunday

>>60760477
see you tomorrow

>>60761039
I'm carb loading, need to run 10 mi tomorrow

>>60759068
>he doesn’t use multiple brokerages
Yea that’s a typical “fucking retard” problem

>>60761065
thanks

>>60761072
good luck anon

>>60759460
ChatGPT gave me Symbotic and I’m up 60% and have 100 shares it’s awesome

>>60760473
>I thought we were done making new highs
because?

>>60761083
@grok, is this true?

>>60760464
VIX calls and SPY puts are the same directional bet
you're supposed to hedge SPY calls with VIX calls retard

>>60760441
>da joos

>>60761097
>>60761097
>>60761097

>>60761078
thanks
i roon to give my energy to SOXL

>>60760368
Fuck you Bobo

>>60761041
>17.5 hours of NO TRADES a day
Only for you goy

>>60760368
die bobo die!! muhahahaha!!

>>60760707
>asked chat
sorry bro sama already has your trading strategy and is sending it to the quants it joever