FUDDIES LOST HIS MIND?
CAN HE SEE OR IS HE BLIND?
CAN HE WALK AT ALL
OR IF HE MOVES WILL HE FALL?

IS HE ALIVE OR DEAD?
HAS HE THOUGHTS WITHIN HIS HEAD?
WE'LL JUST PASS HIM THERE
WHY SHOULD WE EVEN CARE?

NOBODY WANTS HIM
HE JUST STARES AT THE MARKET CAP
PLANNING HIS VENGEANCE
THAT HE WILL SOON FAP

HEAVY PUMPS, NO RED
FILLS THE FUDDIE FULL OF DREAD
RUNNING AS FAST AS THEY CAN
LINK MARINES LIVE AGAIN

SOME PEOPLE SAY FUDDIES CANNOT BE TRUE
PLEASE BELIEVE ME, ANON, AND I'LL SHOW YOU
I WILL GIVE YOU THOSE THINGS YOU THOUGHT UNREAL
THE LOGO, THE NAME, THE ORACLE ALL BEAR MY SEAL

OH YEAH!

FOLLOW ME NOW AND YOU WILL NOT REGRET
LEAVING THE LIFE YOU LED BEFORE WE MET
YOU ARE THE FIRST TO HAVE THIS LINK OF MINE
FOREVER WITH LINK 'TILL THE END OF TIME

YOUR LOVE FOR LINK HAS JUST GOT TO BE REAL
BEFORE YOU KNOW THE WAY I'M GOING TO FEEL
I'M GOING TO FEEL
I'M GOING TO FEEL

OH YEAH!

NOW I HAVE YOU WITH ME, BUYING LINKIES
OUR LOVE GROWS STRONGER NOW WITH EVERY HOUR
LOOK INTO MY EYES, YOU WILL SEE WHO I AM
MY NAME IS LINK MARINE, PLEASE TAKE MY HAND