skyline edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Zoomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

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>>60764090 (OP)
>Utter yank nonsense
>Literally London

>>60764110
HORRIFIC omen

>>60764122

Dubs confirms

Stay away from the market Monday morning

Its going to be a bloodbath

WHERE'S THE PUMP, CRDL?

>>60764106
This week is dogshit wrapped in catshit

>>60764136
That's fine, I have too many microplastics to be affected by the toxoplasmosis jew

Any plasticbrainmaxxers in the chat?

>youtube video #18937457 about the coming "car market apocalypse"
>brand new cars will sit on lots rotting away, offered for peanuts at rock bottom interest rates to practically anyone willing to take them
I feel like I've been hearing this for years now, that any day now the car market will collapse and anyone shorting automaker stocks is going to be worth millions.
Is there anything to this or is it all schizo ranting?

How do we feel about YYYY?
I found it when I was looking for EU alternatives to ULTY.

>>60764184
The government will bail out automakers if they have to. They'll do another cash 4 clunkers or something

>>60764184
there is no collapse however people r retarded if they think the used car market isnt the most fucked its ever been in history

>>60764199
>implying the American public has the appetite for a corporate bailout, automaker or otherwise
Do you have any idea how politically radioactive that is?

>>60764199
>The government will bail out automakers if they have to.
The downstream impacts are too large to tolerate, unfortunately. Once entities become too large, they receive help instead of being allowed to fail, barring some major screwups.
>They'll do another cash 4 clunkers or something
Nah, tax credits. The /o/locaust is not likely to happen since most cars don't even qualify for the gas guzzler tax anyways. They'll either keep the EV tax credit around or expand it to ICE vehicles to keep revenues up, which normies will ebonicize into the "car stimmy."

>>60764184
>Is there anything to this or is it all schizo ranting?
2008 is not likely to happen again. The US got good at controlled demolitions and we've already had multiple flash crashes, which appear to cause minor corrective actions without major economic impacts.
>youtube
Depending on the buyer or investment angle, the viewership is also full of very obvious poorfags who would finance these new cars if the APR was lower than 2.99%, given they brag about 20-30 year old cars that are near end-of-life, even if they want it to last forever. The people who are trying to short the automotive industry should be looking at actually shortable sectors instead of companies that have weathered several economic boom and bust cycles.

When will spaceX go public? The AI bubble will eventually go bust and we'll start building gigantic spaceships r-right?

>>60764255
spacex is literally surviving off government gibs

>>60764255
>When will spaceX go public?
They have no incentive to. Demand completely outstrips supply and they launch rockets out of Vandenberg and Cape Canaveral constantly. They literally cannot launch shit fast enough and they're highly successful.

Basically, they have no reason to IPO in the first place. Everyone wants to go to space.

>>60764255
>When will spaceX go public?
Dunno, but I think Ark Invest has invested in SpaceX (which sounds the same as space sex), so you might be able to get done exposure through one of their ETFs, as long as you're American that is, I don't think they're tradable outside of USA.

Literally 1984 btw. Captcha: HHHM

>>60764255
>>60764261
When I interviewed there, someone told me they were planning to split the company: one half would be SpaceX that builds/launches rockets and would stay private, and the other would be a separate company for Starlink that would go public.
I don't know if that's true or not, just what I heard.

What companies are at risk of losing to AI and provides shorting opportunity?
Duolingo, AI can teach you any language and can translate real time.
Booking, don't need a travel agency when AI can book everything for you.
Uber and Lyft, AI will solve autonomous driving

>>60764298
>Uber and Lyft, AI will solve autonomous driving
no it wont
when a car kills someone it needs someone to blame, a companies car kills someone with their ai, thats a lawsuit and 10s of millions of dollars

>>60764293
>starlink ipo
From how I see it right now, none of these entities have any real incentive to IPO. A lot of space industry and space infrastructure stocks are still competing with very few winners, and they're nowhere close to being competitive with SpaceX or Starlink.

New Zealand is doing well with their private space industry, their government is going all-in on it, which is the only way to be successful in that sector. Half-measures result in total failure.
>>60764309
>ai autonomous driving
I think that is too ambitious for the next ten years. Too many vehicles, too much liability. I think the most viable near-term future is autonomous commercial vehicles that run predictable routes 24/7. I think autonomous personal transport is easier to stomach when a certain fixed percentage of all vehicles on the road are automated, networked, and highly predictable.

I sold soun at a loss right before the pump…

>>60764106
Looking forward to EQX earnings

>>60764354

>>60764309
Liability is a very dumb anti-ai arguement, sorry. The ai company will assume the liability not unlike how car companies assume some liability

options trading music

>>60764364
>liability
its not about liability
liability is the first domino, the next domino is regulation and u being assraped by government bodies

>>60764364
>how car companies assume some liability
they assume no liability, you have to sue and the court has to force them to pay, even then they accept no liability.

ACHR earnings on Monday. I think it will pump massively.

What about selling long dated UPS calls
tell me how retarded that sounds

Hey anons, what are the major pitfalls for going against Charlie Munger´s advice of getting the first 100k? Im trying to justify to myself that i should stop smoking and never get laid until i make it.

>>60764257
As is the entire market, subsidized by inflation as more debt is issued and pension plans get contributed to

>>60764447

Just smoke after sex, problem solved.

You weren't paying 4 puss were u anon?

>INB4 everyone pays, even married men. I know bud. Its hard out there for sensitive young middle aged (29) men like us.

Wait, you niggas actually shorted PLTR?

>>60764466
Not really no, havent gotten laid in about an year. What i was going for is, how the fuck do you manage to live with the bare minimum without losing your mind? Fuck me, if i had some discipline i would have been an ubermensch or some shit

>>60764506
Just be ugly and women will never acknowledge you exist. And I never bothered smoking. So the fist 100k was easy.

>>60764432
Are you buying more before earnings report?

>>60764506

Accommodation will be a much greater expense than ciggies. Try and volunteer at a hostel for a free bed on top of your current work.

Or invest in a dick sucking business by buying a set of kneepads and sucking 10 dicks a day for $25 a pop. After a lot of practice you might get good and be able to charge VIP clients $250 a pop that way you work less and earn more.

Would also solve your no sex problem. Some chicks have dicks these days.

>>60763842
You need the manlet energy. If you are too tall, you will need to find a different celeb to emulate.
>>60764184
The dealerships here in Israel have the same problem, and what they do is they literally hide the excess cars anywhere they can, from parking garages of semi-abandoned malls, to empty lots in literal desert valleys away from society. They all sit baking in the sun for months and now even more than a year, collecting dust. They slowly offload these excess cars to car leasing companies, or minor dealerships belonging to Arabs, at a major loss. They prefer this over selling them to customers at a discount.
I won't be surprised if they do this shit in the US as well. They probably offload unsold cars to Mexico at a heavy discount just to keep the prices of brand new cars up.

>>60764533
Im taking notes.

Someone seems to think coreweave will more than double this week, earnings are tues pm

555 GET

S&P 500 to 6,555 End of Week.

Have a great weekend smiggers.

You're nobody until somebody loves you

And that somebody is me I love you smiggas.

Your thoughts about BULLISH?
Jinxed name or a new paradigm stock like Coreweave or Palantir?

Is this euphoria? This feels like euphoria. "Bad news doesn't matter, bad numbers don't matter, the line goes up because it goes up" kind of euphoria.

Do you faggots not have any idea what VIX represents?

It's not an OH MY GOD THE WORLD IS ENDING THE MARKET IS CRASHING AAAAAAAAAAAA indicator. It's not even a fucking market is going down indicator.

It's a fucking volatility indicator.

That's all it is. Low VIX means predictable moves. Predictable moves means the market moves in one direction. Since inflation is always increasing and the earnings are more or less positive, the market goes up.

If VIX starts jumping up, it means the market is anticipating a volatility rise, ie. that the market will stop moving in the expected direction.

Stop treating VIX like a fucking crystal ball you fucking retards from reddit.

>>60764702
Go back to wsb nigger.

>>60764729
>>60764720
Get toxoplasmosis and die filthy brainwormed frogposter.

>>60764261
I thought they weren't profitable and need gibs to stay afloat.
Is going to space so expensive that it's impossible to make profit even when you can name your price?

>>60764735
>wahh wahh I'm being a chuddie and hoping America will experience a GREAT REBIRTH when it's a rotting shithole and will remain a rotting shithole! everyone but me is making money! wahhhh!
Shut the fuck up you literal baby. If you want to make money stop betting on some magic American recovery by being bearish on US indexes aka. inflation.

You are not going back to the Gold Standard or the Free White Men of Good Character. You're going straight to spic-nigger fried meats cycle niggerhell. The only difference is whether or not you'll make it there with more or less rapidly inflating shitpaper.

>>60764756
>I thought they weren't profitable
They are profitable, but they're not profitable if there's no demand.

The government is subsidizing them, and if the government is paying, they might as well use their services.

It's a parasitic relationship that somehow works out for both sides.

>>60764720
>market goes up
>VIX starts to go up
>this means trend is acking like a tranny
>market goes down

>>60764364
>The ai company will assume the liability
Only if a court forces them to. They will do everything to get out of it.
But if someone fucking died, or even just got crippled, then SOMEBODY needs to be held responsible. Someone has to be liable. Whatever courts find in the short-term, I expect the long-term to be laws being passed saying that AI companies and robotaxi operators are both responsible for accidents made by their systems. I'm not sure what the split will be. Arguably it's the people who made the AI that are most responsible for its decisions, but it's the operators who trusted it to make those decisions.

>>60764788
Memes aside, that's how it goes, yes. Low VIX means trend stability, rising VIX means possible trend turn.

>>60764788
>>60764799
isn't VIX down right now

How should I start learning to trade? I made a lot of money playing poker but I'm tired of it and want to move on to other things. I'm finishing my education that I missed out on now, but I feel the need to do something with my money and want to avoid getting sucked into the poker timesink
I generally just index my money since I think trading is just gambling, but I would like to learn how markets work and stuff and maybe run good. I have no idea where to even start.

I would prefer to trade in traditional markets rather than crypto. Are there any resources that you would recommend? I'm open to short term and long term trading strategies, but I feel like I need a foundation of how things work before I even think about strategies

>>60764803
It's relatively low because the orange man blared about nothingburger tariffs for weeks now and nobody gives a shit. Worthless niggers were fired and productivity raised at the same time.

>>60764806
Read investopedia.
Recognize that you will lose a lot of money. Do not put a huge % of your money into ANY trade. Short of insider trading (which will get you sent to a pound-me-in-the-ass federal prison), there is no way you can be 100% sure what direction a stock will move in. Manage your risk.

>>60764530
I already hold lots of shares, I might buy some lotto weeklies. They sat out the last JOBY runup last few weeks, and JOBY dumped hard after earnings. I suspect the ACHR dumpage to be non-existent, desu.

trump ended the old paradigm. Broad tariffs make cycles smaller, they set cost floors that cut price swings and inventory whiplash, push some production back home, shorten supply chains and calm bullwhip effects and make firms plan for steady investment instead of chasing cheap imports. thinner margins can cool speculation while trade barriers act like firebreaks to global shocks.
This means steadier lowkey growth + fewer booms and softer busts

>>60764862
>steadier growth
the economy isn't growing it's actively dieing a death

>>60764830
>pound-me-in-the-ass federal prison
No one gets sent to assrape niggerhell for insider trading.

>>60764879
this, you literally get sent to a resort where you can use the internet, have a phone and play tennis

>>60764879
Shhh, he doesn't have to know that.

>>60764806
>since I think trading is just gambling
If you made money on poker then you're on the right track, bozo.

What the other anon said, learn shit on investopedia, but I will give you the best advice that works:

What is the largest amount of money that you ultimately do not give a shit about? If you're not a turdie/broke, it should be somewhere around 1k dollars.

Kiss that money goodbye. It's gone. Poof. Now send it to your broker account.

Play with it. Try to make more money with it, but don't be afraid of a bad trade. LEARN from bad trades. Learn what went wrong, what you should have done, what you could have done better. Shoulda woulda coulda.

When you feel like you have nothing else to learn (or you've zero'd yourself like a retard), feel free to put in more money and make actual plays.

Winning on stocks is actually really easy. You just need to be patient and not greedy, which sounds easy, but greed and hurry are the top killers on the market.

Good luck faggot.

>>60764874
Give it a minute, this is adjustment after decades of exaggerated consoomer driven growth that's unsustainable. I was onboard with boomer consoomer up until earlier this year, but I now understand Trump's gameplan is less but steadier growth and less consoomerism long-term

what earnings has the fattest options premiums for next week?

Should I short all videogames companies? Or should I just wait for Grand Theft Auto to release to short that?

>>60764905
Greed's a bitch. I didn't sell all my FIG puts on Thursday because I was sure the ones I kept would be more valuable on Friday. Was still a profitable trade, but less profitable than it could have been because I was greedy.

>>60764940
I think video games are bottomed or near bottom personally. Dei was the big drag so any projects started now should turn out a lot better

>>60764948
>Dei was the big drag
Are there stats proving this? I have no doubt that filling games with ugly people had a negative effect on sales, but I'm not sure how pronounced it really was.

>>60764940
No one buys games because they're all shit.

Game companies are spending millions of dollars on worthless antipiracy licenses when they're completely fucking useless - nobody wants to pirate their waste of space games.

>>60764952
>Are there stats proving this?
Ask yourself whether or not you really want to play a game about an empowered nigger wahman vs unstoppable White Man goes around slaughtering shit type of game.

I fomoed into NVDA and HOOD
What am I in for?

>>60764981
money long term

>>60764976
I don't buy many AAA games and I buy even fewer at full price.
I don't care if the character is black or female as long as they're not ugly or annoying.

>>60765001
>as long as they're not ugly or annoying.
Anon...

>>60764952
Its less about filling the games with dei and more about fixing the dev teams with dei

>>60764981
shoulda done bull

hood is capped

bull has room to $30

I fucking hate webull but im in it

AMD
>AMD
AMD
>AMD
AMD
>AMD
AMD
>AMD

>futures

do I all in on ELI LILLY when the market opens or am I mentally retarded?

>>60765199
it depends

Why is investing profits from growth stocks (approx 25%) into yieldmax funds a bad idea? I'm getting roughly 2k a month

I wonder what the /smg/ demographics are of minimum wage workers trying to get rich quick with options, funded daytrading, and trying to time the market for the next big company vs. the biglaw lawyers, surgeons, and big 4 senior managers laughing at them while dcaing into index funds and having fun with using 5% of their income as play money

>>60765214
profits = your money
your money = your money

there is no difference.

>>60765220
i make between 170k-200k in a dangerous construction field. most of my coworkers still gamble and do scratchers like theyre min wage

>>60765225
There's a tax benefit no? Those are returned capital, so essentialy tax free until I make back my initial investment. Additionally, I can just sell to tax harvest

>crypto "hustlers" trading 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year
>stonkstraders trading 6.5 hours a day with weekends and holidays off
>mfw sitting back, having a sip of whiskey, and getting a moment to decompress
It's nice, you know? Doesn't anyone else like the lulls?

>>60765214
yieldmax funds are legal ponzi schemes

>>60765239
no its shit if you're in a pivotal stock

>>60765245
I've heard this, and I've tried looking into it, but I cannot find any real arguments against them

>>60764255
just go for firefly and rocketlab babe

>>60765236
is paying taxes on your "investing profits from growth stocks" a tax benefit?

my previous comment is saying your money is always your money. putting your money into made up buckets is 100% pointless. "these are profits so i can risk them in a way i would not risk my other money blah blah blah". thats 100% artificial. also you will have paid taxes on those gains even.

>>60765258
They are called ponzis because their distributions always exceed their inflows so they just bleed out and die unless new people are constantly buying in

>>60765258
one argument could be MSTR outperforming MSTY massively.

What's the word on COIN? Is BULL, BLSH, HOOD going to eat its lunch? It's been down recently, but the chart looks juicy

>>60765265
I think MSTY is unique, partially because im bullish on BTC. I think BTC will rally to 150k by the end of the year, those volatility leaps will cause NAV and yield increase.

>>60765308
Yea msty is the least terrible one imo but im pretty bullish on bitcoin

Something to watch as unemployment data and CRE valuations get worse.
How safe is your bank?
Bank CRE exposure https://business.fau.edu/departments/finance/banking-initiative/bank-exposures-commercial-real-estate/

>>60765277
>Is BULL, BLSH, HOOD going to eat its lunch?
absolutely fucking not. HOOD is some bullshit filled with sub-tier employees. BLSH and BULL are also shitty talentless companies. COIN has too many connections and infrastructure to get usurped by some nobodies.

>>60765327
Homie BLSH has peter thiel

That being said, what's the word on CONY?

>>60765258
>look at the chart of any yield max etf
>it's just a downward slope
b-but the divvies bro!

>>60765361
I recognize this, but DRIPing your dividends is part of what corrects for the NAV erosion. Additionally, I think ULTY and MSTY specifically are unique cases. Look at how ULTY changed it's strategy in the last 6 months, as well as this recent report

https://theboldux.substack.com/p/holding-the-line-a-flat-friday-for-ulty

>>60764720
>>60764799
more specifically, it measures the premiums on options for the shit and pisser that expire within a month. Low premiums mean low VIX, and high premiums mean high VIX.

>>60765257
What would you consider pivotal at this point?

So who makes the best ETFs, /smg/?
Vangay, BlackCock, or (Absolute) State Street

>>60765419

>>60765330
>peter thiel
Totally meaningless. Brendan Blumer (EOS scam ICO just bought a property in Sicily with all the money) is the one who ran Block One where this BULLshit was supposed to be SPAC'd originally. It may pump but it will be temporary and you will get rugpulled just like all EOS holders.

I feel like rotating more money into BTC, ETH, and LTC

>>60765472
>SVB id
top is in.

>>60765472
why bother for 1% gains when XRP guarentees a few more zeros?

SBET BMNR bros i think we might be onto a winner

>>60765572
deats and ill drop 20k

>futes

>>60765589
>deats and ill drop 20k
they both pumped already

>>60764396
did Ai make this

shameful

>>60765651
>did Ai make this
I am not sure anymore, but there is a very wide variety of music that keeps expanding creatively and YT makes it so easy for anyone to create and distribute.

I do believe this is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xB09lhehjc

There was another channel I found that old hits like "I Shit My Pants" 1950s style that was all AI, but I can find it right now.
There was recently some guy who made AI music for his YT channel and had bots give him millions of views and he made like $3 million dollars of ad revenue, but then he got caught and is in some type of trouble now

test

>>60765729
does your mom know?

>>60765729
loligroyper1488...

Have you guys heard about $NXDR?

>>60765729
nah i didn't get i m8 better try again

>>60765478
SVB?

>>60765491
BTC and LTC have a finite supply and institutional money is starting to flow in. I have XRP, but it's not my main allocation

>>60765780
it was shilled last week, maybe the week before too

i hate dog owners so much

>>60765809

>>60765809
reddit post

>>60764090 (OP)
Something else I thought about from my long Real Estate essay is that I thought of an interesting stock since also marijuana could have a nice run if Trump forces us to reschedule cannabis to schedule 3.

IIPR its like a nice mix of taking advantage of any marijuana boom and also any mortgage cut boom, which means the companies having trouble paying IIPR monthly rent can afford to pay.

This stock currently has insane dividends like 16% yearly which isn't quite as good as a MSTY but also has a unironic 100% upside from this level.

Name your three favourite tickers right fucking now! I'll start:

GRRR
GAMB
GOOGL

Is P0RKK bullish? Pig greed is good, right?

>>60765914

Wrong Image teehee

>>60765878
>real estate
>dude weed
>divicuck
not the makings of a varsity investor here.

>>60765376
so... you break even? this shit is retarded

>>60765934
honestly if the rumors of trump rescheduling marijuana are true then weed is going to the moon

AEO finna buss to 15
TGEN... maybe +50% maybe -50%

>>60766062
i'll buy some jeans off american eagle later for you

wish there more selection for slim fit though, imma get the ae77 premium one too that looks nice

>>60765949
>then weed is going to the moon
you're years too late, no one's going to fall for bluesky projections on weed stocks anymore

none of the big names since 2018 have managed to be profitable even now, turns out weed isnt actually a profitable business when everyone can grow it

>>60765419
Each one has noticable winners
>Vanguard has the king that is VT
>Schwab is SCHP for tips (for some reason Vanguard doesn't give a fuck about total market tips) as well as the SCHD dividend king
>iShares has USHY which is the best high yield bond fund
>Avantis is slowly becoming legendary with everything

>>60766071
the jeans are shit don't bother lol

stock market movie nite starting
tonight's is Barbarian (2022)
its about the dangers of renting out property on AirBnB, so its business and finance related

>>60766142
portscanning the users from your illegal warez IRC server is always business and finance related imho

>>60766246
Keine Rechtsberatung

>>60764535
>They probably offload unsold cars to Mexico at a heavy discount just to keep the prices of brand new cars up.
In the US we have very expensive used cars right now. You can actually get a new car for typically only 3 or 4 thousand dollars more than used. If you have gold credit you can get low to no interest financing so it's sometimes cheaper buying new in the long run here.

>>60765706
>hard archive
AI genned song, human lyricist, definitely one of the better AI genners.

>>60765809
>i hate dog owners so much
I'll agree with you there. Most dog owners are furbaby collectors. They don't even discipline or train their dogs so they act like aggressive shitheads around anything that moves. If the growing number of dogs in shelters says anything, they don't even like the dog in the first place. The moment they have to move into a smaller apartment, the dog isn't coming with them.

>>60765914
>Is P0RKK bullish? Pig greed is good, right?
Bulls and Bears make money, but pigs get slaughtered.

>drumpf agrees to let vladolf putler take a chunk of ukraine to definitively end the war
how are stocks hit

>>60765914
>GAMB
20% in 5 years?

>>60766350
>In the US we have very expensive used cars right now.
It's primarily because dealers and wholesalers are still bagholding from the 2020-2022 auto price surges even to today, or they're really hoping there's still a pool of big spenders and/or highly leveraged debtors that they can squeeze.

Where
are
my
secondary
tariffs,
Trump?

Jews are circumcised because they don't like tips.

>>60766569
???
>don't like
*invented

>>60764533
>10 dicks a day for $25 a pop
Is this viable outside of the US? And if yes, how do I find the clients? And more importantly how do I keep myself safe?

>>60764879
>>pound-me-in-the-ass federal prison
>No one gets sent to assrape niggerhell for insider trading.
I prefer to call it the place of free prostate exams.

>>60765178
Not sure if there are bunnies, but they do look like it.
You've kept your word, I'm proud of you anon.

>>60765472
>LTC

>>60765801
>BTC and LTC have a finite supply and institutional money is starting to flow in.

Is there actually a bright future for LTC?
I legit forgot about it thinking that since ETH entered the scene people moved away from the second-grade BTC that LTC is, or am I completely wrong here?

>>60766664
BTC is the premier cryptocurrency option. Etherium is the next runner up and has institutional backing as well as the backing of the US government via stablecoins. ETH appears to be the new craze as a result, and recent legislation permitting boomers to gamble their 401k on crypto may cause silly and wacky things to happen to crypto markets.

Anons still asleep under the magical glow of the full moon.

MSTR and MSTY comparison, they move pretty much the same, both are negative but MSRY seems to be just a bit less volatile.
https://www.google.com/finance/quote/MSTR:NASDAQ?sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiqo_ihyf-OAxUyQ6QEHbFoBasQ3ecFegQIPhAb&comparison=NYSEARCA%3AMSTY

im overdosing on redpills from the nick fuentes.

>>60766773
>letting some nobody infest your mind with strange thoughts and ideologies

>>60764090 (OP)
When to sell palpatirs?

>>60766773
only thing that annoying basement dwelling fag is right about is hating israel
otherwise he is a useless faggot stuck in the closet

>>60766783
you need to watch him and im being serious.

>OSS in ww2
>gets friendly with jews fleeing germany, recruits them from italy during market garden since they speak german, lived in germany, and hate nazis
>OSS becomes CIA
>israel founded
>mass exodus of jews to pilgrimage to the holy land from soviet union
>CIA gets buddy buddy with jewish refugees again
>all of them live in israel so CIA cuts deals with israeli intelligence to get access to soviet jews just like with germany in ww2
>they get nukes, we get soviet secrets
>CIA is literally founded on working with jews
>FF to 9/11, patriot act
>CIA creates shadow companies like palantir to side step constitutional rights
>palantir is literally establishing a database of every single citizen in the US with the permission of the federal government right fucking now
>palantir exclusively worked with the CIA until going public and manages the federal government's data after DOGE left
>CIA is israeli protectorate and palantir is an arm of the CIA
if you own palantir you are supporting israel
>>60766798
>only thing that annoying basement dwelling fag is right about is hating israel
thats the only thing he talks about. you need to watch him

>>60766814
Your summary teaches me nothing new though. I'd rather spend the time sleeping and having strange lucid dreams and OBEs of entities and beings beyond my comprehension.

Don't let the momentary-timespace existence consume you like this, it literally does not matter.

>>60764090 (OP)
So my etf portfolio is worth around $550k (AUD)

Basically I'm a borderline hikikomori (don't leave house outside of my min wagie job, church and groceries). I'm in my mid 30s, live with my parents and have simplistic desires. So I never really paid rent besides helping out with bills and my car expenses otherwise I dumped everything into etfs and kept $40k in cash in the bank at all times.

Sound stupid but I never exactly figured out how i am supposed to use my etf portfolio besides watching it grow. lmao. When do you think I can retire if I live simply and how do I use my portfolio?

>>60766814
>if you own palantir you are supporting israel
Why do I keep investing in satan? every dang time, and I don't even hold that many positions.

>wont be rich until I hit the pre-ancient age of +45
how do I fucking cope

>>60766814
>palantir is literally establishing a database of every single citizen in the US with the permission of the federal government right fucking now
So... as a non-US person, I should invest in this company since it has government backing and will thus probably do pretty well?

Buy SBSW

>>60766924
>already mooned

>>60764090 (OP)
PERIMETER SOLUTIONS
FIRE REGARDANT MONOPOLY

>>60766822
Sounds like you already have retired.
If you want to start a family, now is the time.

What's the future of ORCL?

>>60766903
Just let you know that it's the biggest bubble in the market right now, more overvalued than TSLA even. Stay away from the stock, get cheap OTM puts and calls, and one of them will print tremendously.

Baaaaagie baggie baggie baggie - baaaaagie baggie baggie baggie...come out, I have some cope DD waiting for you right here.

>>60765376
Wait did these retards just lose 120 million dollars?
Just fucking use the poopoo peepee TA
They're not even hedging with puts with the fuck

>>60766822
Post your divvys m8

>>60766814
Do you really think the rich care? Do any of you not think these wars a fabricated? The world is as fake as the money system is because its just modern slavery.

Line goes up, thats all that matters. So you can have more control of the elite/wagies what ever.

>>60764447
Not sure what you’re asking here. How can there be any pitfalls? I will say from personal experience that your wealth does grow significantly fast once you pass the $100k mark. Only problem is it becomes the your new normal. Thats a good problem to have though.

>girl says I'm handsome
>immediately lose all interest in her, ghost her for days at a time
>girl rejects my advances
>become obsessed for weeks
Selling long calls on my virginity, I'll never get assigned.

>>60766822
Sounds to me like it’s time to buy your own home. By your description of yourself maybe you would be better off with a condominium so you wouldn’t have to do your own lawn maintenance.

>>60767265
>I get the ick
Are you a twink?

>>60767254
How to get to 100k though?
I think for me, it'll take around 10 years. :S

>>60764940
Ehh knowing these companies they'll pump anyways with DEI bucks despite poor sales. A risky gamble should their stocks not dump despite the numbers saying otherwise.

>>60764948
I doubt it, feels like a very weak rollback that'll probably be un-rollbacked at a moments notice. I primarily play indie games but I don't see any stocks for indie game companies.

>>60765419
Vanguard easily, fees alone revolutionized the industry and set the bar for everyone else

Schwabb tries too hard, schd and schg have 0 overlap which seems cool to the ocd but has no impact on performance or risk

Direxion has the academic approved funds with a billion papers backing them up then they lose to kiss strategies

Blackrock expenses too high, they dont let you withhold your right to vote, fund satanic rituals in the gobi desert

I haven't really dont a deep dive on state street or avantis but vaguely remember ss having the same problems as Blackrock and avantis the same problems as direxion

>>60766902
Isnt this everyone at best? And define rich.

>>60767254
Damn. ~1000€ of Pfand right there.

>>60767315
Some companies are definitely fucked, for example ea would have to can the ceo and 80% of the staff. They unironically develop battlefield, a game with historically a 95%+ male audience with a dev team that is less than 50% male

I saw a video a long time ago of one of the female devs logging on to their personal account and she had like 200 hours played over a period of YEARS. Some of the fans do that in a week, its no wonder its all surface level frills that sucks after a month

>>60767307
For millenials there's 3 options:
>be in the top 10% of career achievement
>become a scammer
>inherit

>>60767337
If you can go to the supermarket and simply pick whatever you like without looking at the pricetag, you've genuinely made it.

>>60767341
I don't understand why all these game companies are so expensive. They all produce shitty aaa slop, yet are all trading at 30+ p/e

>>60767306
No just deeply mentally ill

>>60767344

Digital goods be like that because there is an inherit potential that it goes viral and sells a billion copies

>>60767344
It's one of the few sectors that has (or used to have) actual real economic growth.

>>60767307
it took me 7 years just from wage slaving and without investing. only recently did I start putting money into the market. its a slow ass grind and there is no way around it for most regular people. you will get discouraged along the way and maybe even lose focus. a lot of shit can happen in 7-10 years. also start investing right away, I probably threw away 100k by doing nothing instead of just putting it into a s&p tracking index fund.

>>60767343
I guess. And then it goes into area you live and etc.

>>60767341
What about the company behind The Witcher? Have you seen the pics? Team is heavily dei looking compared to before. I dont see them salvaging that new game at all. I dont see this being good for the stock unless DEI bucks keep it up but thsts just faking the price

https://www.cnbc.com/2025/08/10/chinese-state-media-says-nvidia-h20-chips-not-safe-for-china.html

bros I'm so bored I want to watch my numbers go up and down

>>60766525
>Secondary tariffs
He's going to unilaterally declare the US tried to resolve the Ukraine situation but Ukraine refused, and therefore India et al aren't facing secondary tariffs anymore

>>60767480
Normal people dread the week, /smg/ shizos dread the weekend when markets are closed.

>>60767456
Cyberpunk was a gigantic failure that only sold because of muh Keanu Reeves. But the goy cattle will slobber up the failure called witcher 4 for €90 a piece nevertheless

>>60767491
People say that it has massively improved through the updates and such.

>>60761365
>>60761365

Didn't you take the basic /smg/ course? If you did you skipped the chapter called "buy the rumor, sell the news"

>>60767456
I was never a fan of the Witcher because it was more about story than game mechanics. I dont think it being female team is actually that bad because they tend to be less shit at narrative and art. Obviously you dont want ideologues shitting it up but its not as egregious as candy crushers developing counterstrike

I bought RIOT on Friday, can these crpyto fags pump ATHs faster

Anyone else use trading view?
So far it has the best charts for mobile that I can find
Is there anyway to have it alert me when the peepee line and poopoo line cross?

>>60767512
Yes it has alerts, I haven't used it years tho

>>60767512
Which indicators are the peepee and the poopoo lines?

>>60767339
Based

>>60767498
>i lost money and was wrong so that means im smart and other people are dumb

thats one wild niggaroo

>>60767326
I do love how Bogle invented something that, in the long term, mogs the shit out the vast majority of actively managed funds, and yet at the time was called "unamerican" for his idea.

Can bulls calm it a little? 2 reports were so fake beyond belief and they helped the market go up. You basically made money on nothing. I say basically, cause you never sell anyways.

>>60767569
I sell calls and puts all the time black friend.

>>60767569
Tongue my anus, bobo.

>>60767533
The ones with the blue crosses
My livelihood depends on the peepee line to cross above the poopoo line

>>60767566
He looks like a demonic raisin in that picture, so for once I can't really blame Americans.

>>60767566
to be fair, it looks like living below your means and wisely investing to live a content life isn't the America way now
instead its super jew debt and credit cards

>>60767636
>My livelihood depends on the peepee line to cross above the poopoo line
t. Humans who live in the era of Modern Monetary Theory.

Everything is too expensive to buy at this level.
Whats the strategy here? SQQQ?

Which stocks are winning the AI race?

>>60767636
Which indicators are the green and orange line?

>>60767678
It depends entirely on your exposure.

>>60767678
This sounds retarded but buy non American

>>60767681
The race to where?
If AGI is possible, it hardly matters who wins since everyone will either live in post-scarcity or be killed shortly after.
If AGI isn't possible and 'AI' is merely a useful tool, then every single 'AI' company is objectively overvalued and will crash susbtantially or go out of business in the next 2-5 years.

Vidya is dead and has been for a long time. AAA games and even midsize studios are no different from A-movie slop. You have annual blockbusters, pozzed DEI shit, and a cut on quality.

You need to go into niche passionate indie stuff to get good novel games now. Finland seems to have a good track record of all places

>>60767678
>Everything is too expensive to buy at this level
This is a bullish sentiment

>>60767681
AGI is a meme. Just look over on /g/

>>60767711
True. they will be like telecom.
>Buy our/Subscribe to our AI; get a free PC

>>60766814
>if you own palantir you are supporting israel
based, i should buy more then

>>60767307
Then the sooner you start the sooner you will get there.
>>60767488
Truth pilled
>>60767710
You’re absolutely right.
That did sound retarded

>>60767717
I distinctly remember thinking
>I'm not buying at these insane MCAPs
when looking at bluechip tech during the pandemic. Lmao.

>>60764184
depends on the manufacturer and if the car is an EV. Toyota has pretty low days on lot time, iirc like 39 days which is about as low as it goes historically. EVs are having huge issues selling and stay on lots forever even with big discounts. Then there's cases like Maserati with year old new cars listed half off. if you want to easily check how well a car maker is doing is to check the lease deals, if they have really crazy deals, the company isn't doing well.

>>60767731
>Never fight ZOG on a stock
is a good heuristic. You just have to figure out which stocks they intend as retail rugpulls and which as value vehicles for insiders like PLTR. I'm looking closely at Black Sky at the moment.

I'm a God damn fucking idiot
I lost so much on puts
FUCK

>>60767791
What kind of puts? What was the expiration?

>>60767652
All extremely wealthy people look like fucking draugr in the end, partially because they all end up making it to their 90s and no amount of good genes or adrenochrome will stop you from looking like shit at that age.

>>60767800
SPY puts that expired the next day (1DTE)
I think it was last Tuesday or wednesday
The market spiked up and I bought puts at the top for a reversal but it just stayed at the top for 4 hours.

>>60767711
GOOG is 20x earnings, MSFT is 35x. they had similar valuations 5 years ago before ai.

maybe Perplexity and OpenAI would be in for a correction.

>>60767817
My granddad died at 97 this summer and he was lookin good for that age. Completely mobile and cognitive until the last 36 hours where he crashed and finally kicked the bucket. I believe a lot had to do with lifestyle and also genetics. We'll see how residual estrogen and microplastics fair against asbestos and lead.

>>60767822
>expired the next day
Naturally, why did I even ask.

>>60767827
They're not pureplays, so they'll probably escape with a 20-50% dip or so depending on whether the AI pop causes a global recession like 2008. Shit like PLTR will go back or below IPO.

>>60766638
They're viscachas, closer to chinchillas then rabbits, but similar I guess

>>60764438
wow UPS has crashed to the point of almost 8% dividend yield, covid crash levels, I might buy some, especially if it dumps more

>>60767832
Same anon. My gramps in his 90s and looks the same as he did when he was 70

>>60767822
>expired the next day (1DTE)
Buying options have three real use cases
>you can bet stock will go up or down by x date at y price. Only buy options with an expiration date of one year minimum for this
>A hedge. Say I own 5000 shares of GAY, and it's been going up a lot. Just, so much fucking GAY everywhere. I'm getting kind of nervous and afraid of a pullback, so I buy some puts. That way if it does go down, I can lessen the blow by the increased value of the puts
>Essentially expensive lottery tickets. rarely they pay off, usually they don't

You picked 3.

>>60767822
There just are no instant reversals when it goes up. It's not the same like when it goes down. This game is not an even ground

I'm not trading options anymore.
You're trading against illuminati market makers and it's not possible to predict how they are going to move the market.
I'm going back to trading small caps.
I at least make some money with that.
With SPY options I always lose.
I trade calls I lose.
I trade puts I lose.

Fellas what are the financial implications of dating an ex chubby chick?
Upsides:
>fat tits and ass kept, no gunt to be seen
>0 body count at 27
>is so fucking horny for me the sexual tension is palpable
>she's kept it off so she values staying thin, hopefully wouldn't experience inflation if we get serious
>I prefer slim women and tummies but she's awakening a weird reverse architect in me, lately I have a chub whenever I see her.
Risks:
>face is only like a 5/10, will drop to a 4 with theta decay
>def gonna be stretch marks
>wants to get married and probably preggo right away
>???

>>60767891
>0 body count at 27
What level of delusion is that exactly?

>>60767888
how would i get rich without people like you?

>>60767878
>expensive lottery tickets
I wonder what is the average ROI of a Cashnado pull vs. a 1 day expiration /smg/ option trade.

>>60767891
You're being swindled

>>60767923
noooooooooooooooo

>>60767904
Without getting into details its true.
I'm genuinely truly an expert at getting roasties to confess their sins
>>60767926
Pls elaborate for the sake of my financial wellbeing

why nobody talking about LLY? seems like a great opportunity to buy. The oral drug is still viable and the fatties hooked on monjaro will stay hooked

>>60767932
Not him, but let me tell you what's going to happen.
>her bodycount is not even close to 0
>she's approaching her 30s and looking for a meal ticket before she fully hits the wall
>lost some weight to temporarily get more attractive
>spots an easy mark (aka you)
>will immediately push for marriage, you'll agree because men agree to stupid shit when they're getting a blowie
>the second the paperwork is signed the sex dries up
>she balloons out like a fucking hippo, just like all "ex-fatties" do
>gets resentful that you're not Luke Newton (picrel)
>will divorce you and financially ruin you
Don't fall for it.

>>60765320
holly shit, the average CRE total to equity ratio is insanely high. is this a USA phenomenon or is it also observed in other countries?

>>60767827
"Perplexity is using stealth, undeclared crawlers to evade website no-crawl directives"
(https://blog.cloudflare.com/perplexity-is-using-stealth-undeclared-crawlers-to-evade-website-no-crawl-directives/)

>>60765914
shill me this Gorilla Technology Group, GRRR

>>60767912
you're selling puts aren't you

>>60767850
>viscachas
So I misread this as visa-chad

>>60767878
>>you can bet stock will go up or down by x date at y price
A better take on options is that they allow you to go long or short and trade time, price, or volatility

>>60767960
Normally yuo would be correct but
>she gradually lost that weight since 2021
>it really is 0
>marriage is true she wants it asap for sure
>every time ive gone out with her she's "tripped" on me, had to reach over me to grab something putting her on arm on my leg (cock) to support herself, "sprained her ankle" and needs to lean on me etc
>specifically said she wants to wait a while before kids to "enjoy being married"
>insists on paying, she zelled me the entire cost of the second date (I thought this was her way of not wanting to see me anymore at first kek)
>even though I got mad at her and told her theres no way she's paying for any when we go out, she will still insist
>keeps getting me gifts (i hate this) somehow found my shoe size and bought me sneakers out of nowhere last week
The ballooning is certainly a concern
How can I hedge against this?

>>60767985
>"Perplexity is using stealth, undeclared crawlers to evade website no-crawl directives"
that's because it sucks and has a shit name. will be forgotten like Ask Jeeves.

>>60768040
Erm actually, Ask Jeeves was referenced in Season 6 of Better Call Saul, less than 5 years ago

>>60768127
that show takes place in the past, when people still used flip phones.

>>60764113
Europeans could never afford skyscrapers or more advanced buildings.

>>60768140
Yeah its a period piece of like 2002-2008

im surprised AAPL hasnt suffered more considering they have zero AI. You cant even compare Siri to Gemini and ChatGPT. iPhones are the worst they have ever been by comparison.

>>60767985
AI basically stole everything, creates nothing, and sells it all back to you.

ive had AI create images with blurry watermarks on them because it "studied" those watermarked images.

>>60768022
What is her spending habits? I'm not talking at all about her income or earning potential, that might be helpful in some ways, but irrelevant for this current context.
Is she a Nordstrom girl or does she shop at Kohls? Does she like fancy restaurants or does she skip that shit in favor of home cooking? Does she obsess about how she wants her "dream home" to be, or is she very practical about her living conditions?
I've been around long enough to know that thrifty girls are the loyal ones, the ones that won't grow demanding or resentful, and the ones who you'll end up in side-by-side rocking chairs on your front porch in your 80s after decades of happy marriage. They also will be the ones who won't be constantly economically sabotaging you with out-of-control spending until divorce.
And the funny part is, those thrifty girls are the ones you'll WANT to buy a gigantic engagement ring for, a brand new BMW for your anniversary, or take on a spendy vacation to Italy.
However if she's already terrible with money, it's only going to get worse, and you should cut your losses now.
>The ballooning is certainly a concern
>How can I hedge against this?
If she's a former fatty and you two decide to have kids, some ballooning is inevitable. If she's the one though, you're probably not going to care, and are still going to want to fuck her brains out. Then again, I am an architect, so I'm biased.

>>60768175
>Nawka, furry artist

>>60767817
The youtube video where they interviewed the people over age 100 all look pretty good and are pretty lively.

henlo mister jerome
good morning
please enjoy your sunday
then lower the rates please
thank you mister jerome

>>60768229
Seconding this.
I like my house and my low interest, but it would be nice to have the option to move without getting interest raped.

>>60765780
Looks like it has some room to grow.

>>60768184
As an architect, shouldnt your advice be to flip her upside down?

>>60765780
i bought some when first shilled here. Probably gonna be a long hold but I think it should do well.

>>60768276
I'm going to short everything you fucking own.
For real though, I invest for the same reason I lift weights. I want to be able to easily support a sweet, huge, chubby bitch who is much bigger than me. The only difference is physically vs financially.

>>60768164
>muh AI

>>60767891
>0 body count at 27
lmao

>>60767888
trading SPY is piss easy
line always goes up

>>60768369
i didnt even mention the fraud where apple said their AI "Apple Intelligence" can do things it really cant do. their AI demos were totally fake.

I won custody of my kids from their retarded mom and i am going to welfare maxx this year lol
those EBT ribeyes hit different

>>60768343
Jokes on you, I own nothing and I'm happy

>"Apple's advertisements saturated the internet, television, and other airwaves to cultivate a clear and reasonable consumer expectation that these transformative features would be available upon the iPhone's release," the suit reads.

https://www.axios.com/2025/03/20/apple-suit-false-advertising-ai-intelligence

>>60767791
have you considered buying?

>>60767712
no shit
there are barely any children anymore and games are expensive af

>>60768504
You don't understand, /biz/fags take a single investment strategy and build an entire identity around it.

Rught now I only have about 1% allocated to crypto and I think I should be in the 10-20% range. Problem is I dont know if I should have it on an exchange (theyre insured), a cold wallet, or by proxy in an etf (to capture price movement). Also makes options and stuff a bit easier. Probably do a mix of all 3

>>60768557
If it's green,
don't be mean.

>>60768629
Diversify your holdings,
or you will get scoldings.

I can't wait to see if my new strategy works or not

>>60767891
After Excavating her down to an ideal size, she will thank you by dumping you asap. Better to plateau at a perpetual plap line.

>>60767712
I just play games from 20-25 years ago, over and over

>>60768734
I'm currently enjoying Hitman (despite being modern slop), Factorio, Elin, and whatever I feel like emulating. Oh, I also like Noita, Deltarune, and Fear and Hunger

>>60767471
Chinese state is going to smuggle as many as they can get anyways.
>no chips for thee but all for me

>>60767832
Family is known to live to a century as well. The matrilineal side easily hits a century, the patrilineal side -ACKs at around 90. The women tend to live longer, since the men tend to drink and smoke their way to an early death. I probably have around 92-97 years if I die of old age. Not the cleanest life, but no smoking, no drinking, no drugs.

>>60768713
Go all in,
for the win.

>>60768741
Tbh, I actually haven't played any vidya in a while. When I was unemployed last year, I was streaming while playing an old game from the 90s (and averaged less than 1 viewer per hour). Before that, I played Arkham Asylum for the first time. Never got around to Arkham City or whatever came after. I was trying to knock out a bunch of games in my Steam account that I bought on sale or was gifted... but I didn't get very far. Now I basically just play Wordle and this puzzle game each day: https://hexapipes.vercel.app/daily
I have been meaning to try Factorio though because it sounds very autistic

>>60768741
Oh yeah I forgor about Deltarune, imma get that shit thanks anon

>>60768734
I only play Star Craft 2. I like to play for an hour or so, lose 50MMR to some cheese I haven't seen before, get irrationally mad, then beat the AI a few times until I feel smug enough to log out.

>>60768746
If you invest one way,
you'll be red all day

>>60767994
He should be, that's where the money is.
If you can't quit gambling, at least push your date out and stop trying to finance a house with one trade. When you trade <5DTE options, your counterparties are literally jews with enough capital to maintain the stock price until the options expire. Unless there's a massive shift in sentiment on the underlying, they have no reason to let you make money.

>>60768789
Golden holds,
Grow tenfold.

>>60768557
yeah I've noticed it

>>60768799
It feels like a drug,
till they pull the rug.

>>60767681
NVDA

>>60768760
Factorio is largely automation and logistics. Very polished, very good. There's a free demo, otherwise $30 (it doesnt go on sale; also worth buying on their site since you get it DRM free plus a Steam key)

Also if you like puzzles, maybe give Sudoku a try? Not crossword shit, https://logic-masters.de; proper handcrafted puzzles with a few dozen alternate rulesets (caged sums, increasing values, parity lines, etc)

>>60768820
>>60768820
>>60768820

>>60768814
Price cliff near,
exit fully clear.

>>60767307
You should call Dave.
This is financial advice.

https://voca.ro/1oNtP9W2FueL

>>60768823
Yeah I've done Sudoku before, but not really my thing.

>>60767891
depends on her personality really, but if that checks out, then go for it. Theta decay can be countered via good skincare routine and a good diet, the latter of which seems to be a non-issue in your case.

>>60767923
Kek