Thread 60764101

Chainlink is now running ads. Something internally is very wrong and they are clearly desperate to get more money.

>>60764101 (OP)
Something definitely feels off lately. I've been debating all morning if I should finally sell and get out. I wanna see if it just gets a little higher before the expected dump soon.

Looking for exit liquidity.

>>60764101 (OP)
you just know they're creating a "strategic reserve" that will be used to dump more tokens at some future arbitrary date. they've essentially created a perpetual LINK dumping machine. quite impressive desu.

>>60764101 (OP)
When price is high: topped out, top signal, dump imminent, no room to grow
When price is low: price & chart, dead altcoin, dino coin, tnn etc

No marketing: radio silence, no transparency, no communication
Marketing: top signal, cringe, reeks of desperarion

Small team: two man team, russian scam, no offices
Big team: 700 HR roasties, zoom calls will be the end of you

>>60764139
yes

>>60764139
fuddies are basically those senior citizens that act mean and grumpy but deep down they're just lonely

>>60764139
Yeah it’s almost funny how retarded these anti-link threads have become

>>60764101 (OP)
Your fud is weak

>>60764139
6 years of /biz/ summarized in 6 lines

Ive literally never even looked Links chart and I refuse to, but its reaching ATH for google searches and that means its probably close to the end of its pump.

>>60764101 (OP)
>Chainlink is now running ads. Something internally is very wrong and they are clearly desperate to get more money.
and yet here you are doing the same thing

>>60764101 (OP)
i longed at 17.90 after the announcement and closed at 18.10
how do i stop being an emotional adhd retard?

>>60764101 (OP)

Gee, I wonder what could be wrong with Chainlink??

>>60764314
In my experience that is how you make good trades though lol. like Ive been struggling to find entries on my shit coins lately because the dip just never comes.

>>60764325
why does sergey ignore us but bends over for literally hitler?

>>60764314
>emotional
try to not be a women and do things that will raise your testosterone
>adhd
don’t eat gmo foods and try meditating for a few minutes every morning. just sit and do nothing and think about nothing. also don’t be a fag

>>60764328
im down 50% on hyperliquid because i dont know how to keep a trade open
>>60764332
im balding and growing my own tomatoes this year and somehow im still losing money

>>60764331
sergey is hitler playing the long game, one can hope at least

>>60764328
>lol
>find entries
>good trades
Listen you little zoomie shit. Let me save you a lot of trouble, advice free of charge. Just buy good stuff and hold it and continue to accrue. Stop obsessing over micro trades and making a few hundred or thousand bucks here or there. It’s much easier to accumulate wealth than you think. All you need to do is bet on underpriced fundamentally valuable stocks or crypto. And then just have patience. Try to escape your zoomie ADHD shell for the sake of your future self, you don’t need to make a million trades. Make two purchases a month into 1-3 good assets. Wait 10 years. Then when you are late 20s or early 30s and all of your friends are finally making decent money, you will have whatever the 2035 equivalent of 2025 $10M is and you’ll look back and think this reply literally was heaven sent.

>>60764139
All of these things are true.

>>60764350
I made a fuck load buying BCH at ~272 back in april, but had to sell shit for bills etc. Spot buying is not going to make me profits

>>60764101 (OP)
Au contraire - something internally has changed. BTC suppression has stopped, they are officially talking about the LINK token and even directly stating that they will buy it on the open market with the proceeds of the network

>>60764350
>Try to escape your zoomie ADHD shell for the sake of your future self, you don’t need to make a million trades.
HFT bots disagree

>>60764139
It makes a lot more sense when you understand that fudders are just people with major depressive disorder, and they are sincerely unhappy no matter what is happening.

>>60764101 (OP)
all the Link was supposed to go to the stakers, instead Sergey decided to siphon it away for himself and called it good

The army of HR roasties isn't going to fund itself

>>60764696
I won't be surprised if many of the node operators quit after their revenue was cut by 50% and the chainlink system destabilizes

>>60764101 (OP)
They could have been doing this for years. That gold twitter check subscription they pay for gives you a "free" ad budget alongside it's other perks. I really don't know why they haven't been doing it for a while. That being said this ad is kinda shit and doesn't show why someone would want to convert that "any asset" to LINK.

>>60764101 (OP)
>There's actually no Chainlink reserve and they are scrambling to get more liquidity.

OHNONONONO LINKIES NOT LIKE THIS. This is what they actually meant by offchain revenue from large enterprises.

>>60764794
hiding strat,
bitch

>>60764101 (OP)
Chainlink is up 40% this month, it's an indication that it's about to go to the Next Level with Ti and Do.

>>60764994
thats why they paid for the 5 hashtags earlier in the year to have a chainlink logo next to them, thats also why they slapped chainlink ads all over a new york subway station. so hidden so secret. hint. it's not CLL doing the hiding. it's outsiders hiding in spite. the "hiding" that schmidt mentioned was just to not tell anyone how much revenue you are making until you have officially won. that is over since they made the reserve, we can see how much they are buying back.

>>60764794
>>60765172
They were waiting for US regulations to shill LINK.

i still have no fucking clue what chainlink does. am i the only one?

>>60765448
Its all about data. What Chainlink does is pretty much the equivalent of asking ChatGPT a question, and then asking the same question 20 more times. Then they take all those answers and use ChatGPT to create a median answer. And then that answer is fed into the blockchain. Because blockchains want that.

>>60764152
they were abused as children and resent the world for it, instead of resenting shit people.
they thereby become like the shit people who made them.

>>60764101 (OP)
they have been running adverts for many days now
you just now noticed

>>60764101 (OP)
whos paying for the ads

>>60765996
Chainlink

>>60765448
It's a basically a platform to create APIs on the blockchain. Except instead of querying one company’s server for data, you query multiple.

Whether this actually has a real-world use case over just querying a trusted API remains to be seen

>>60764139
>>60764179
poetic.

>>60765996
me, i need to break even

>>60765448
Just a simple json parser that's all.

>>60764139
When not defending chainlink: -2%
When defending chainlink: -3%

>>60765448
Do you see the price change on your fav ticker on an exchange? Chainlink is often the one providing the pricing data by asking several exchanges and spitting out the average in a relatively secure manner
Now substitute this with data in general, specifically with from the real world onto blockchains

>>60767085
you may want to check the chainlink price and, uh, the chainlink chart

>>60764139
N1CE

>>60764696
>>60764715
Yes, you're right, the reserve will blow up the chainlink network. It's over marines

>>60765448
Grabs multiple data sources and just averages it.

>>60765448
It's just a fancy price oracle. Without it, defi wouldn't exist, that's it.

>>60764101 (OP)
You're clearly new because they've been running ads for years. Check the discord for updated fud notes before posting.

>>60767213
just fucking end yourself discord tranny

>>60764139
It's actually 800 employees now

>>60765103
peak delusion
>>60765190
US regulation is tilting towards web3 banking, not some faded oracle narrative. Web3 has moved on from chainlink

>>60765476
>>60767137
>>60767204
Good answer
>>60766059
>>60767207
Socially inept answer

>>60764101 (OP)
>Chainlink is now running ads. Something internally is very wrong and they are clearly desperate to get more money.
theyve been running ads for awhile now

>>60771124
Clear as mud sir gay

>>60764139
You forgot wife and kids stupid stinky

Disclosure: Held
Sentiment: Buy

>>60764139
lmfao exactly

Goes to show that fuddies are just interested in flinging shit at Link like monkeys in a zoo.
Mostly because all the biggest fud spammers these past years have been XRP shills.

>>60769771
Chainlink hired a Head of Marketing after reading "buy an ad" on /biz/ and the rest is history.

>didn't have much link anyway
>dumped everything to buy a couch
did I mess up

The gay reserve pumps Link, but a partnership with ICE doesn't. This retarded market, kek

>>60764325
I can't believe Trump punched him for that

>>60772820
just goes to show that people are really unaware of who is moving serious money in the tradfi world. All normies know are banks and payment processors because that's all they interact with.

>>60764101 (OP)
they can't just mint more tokens to sell to you, that would tankt he price. they'll do that and also sell ads

>>60764139
>When price is high:

wait when did that happen
are you talking about 4 years ago, uncle rico?

>>60764350
look how pissed this guy is about being down 5 years straight


>>60765172
>duuuuuuuuude le hiding strategy

lmao
how do they still try to push that one

remember the ad in center field at the baseball game

>>60772820
>The gay reserve pumps Link,

bahahaha holy shit they are so lost

bro you realize eth just did 20% in the last week...

>but a partnership with ICE doesn't. This retarded market

have you ever considered that you are the retard? you're down 5 years straight son

also the market has astutely realized that a link partnership is meaningless
that word in general has no substance in crypto

in crypto terms, i am partnered with microsoft by running windows on my computer

>>60771826
kek'd

>>60764101 (OP)
>left side looks like a piggy bank, or a paypig, if you will. The right side looks like it would be extremely painful for your urethra.

3/10

>>60764101 (OP)
LINKIES RISE

LPL is still the real deal frens after splitting with the SDL (SCAM!) team based king Jonny Bollocks has revived the original LPL project. All holders have been made hole and get special luxury double plus good premium access to LINK steaking

Stay based and LPL pilled based LPL chuddie kiddos how you going based LPL chuddie kiddos pools fucking closed

what is chainlink?

What the fuck happened to the rewards?