Previous: >>60768820

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Zoomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

don't fuck me INTC chink man, 2wk 20strike calls at open, letsgooo

Trump, secondary tarrifs? Hello?

>>60772263 (OP)
I know someone who's a big fan of that character
>wake up I'm up 1K
I feel like doing something risky with that extra but I'm a newb so maybe I'm getting cocky

The amount of people in the last couple threads unfamiliar with very basic investing terms and concepts is slightly concerning to me. It's not like /smg/ has grown much larger, but the proportion of newfags seems to have shot up. What does this insicate?

Hmmnmmnmmmmmmmm
A divvy every single day of the week huh
Hmmmmmm

I was right about Celsius. This is a gloat post

>>60772308
We are getting raided by left pol again

>>60772301
God doesnt reward cheap sacrifices. Commit and open yourself up to getting hurt

>>60772308
millennials and gen z have this weird idea that unless they gamble their gains will never grow
it's really common to say things like "I don't want only be rich when I'm in my 50s and about to die"

it's like everyone is planing to die in their 60s its weird

>>60772315
they are financially illiterate, they also don't understand that investing is only one part of financial planning, one also has to earn and save also, finally learning how to spend money properly is also a different but important skillset

>>60772315
Please don't die, you have so many taxes left to pay~

Captcha: Satan in disguise.

Celsius’ purchase of Alani nu has to be one of the best acquisitions in recent memory. Paid $1.6B and first quarter revenue was $301M. That’s about 1.2x earnings.

>>60772323
>learning how to spend money properly
this is the hardest one

>>60772347
millennials have terrible habits
they taxi their food instead of going out to get it or making it at home

I have never once delivered food to myself. Just go get it or make it at home

>>60772353
the thing that kills me is drinks. every time i go out i plan to bring a couple beers from home instead of getting ripped off at the bar, and every time i walk in and within seconds i'm ordering an overpriced lager. it's like i have amnesia and forget how awkward you feel not holding a drink inside a bar.

>>60772353
Where do these people get the money to order so much food or is it all just debt?

Ameribros it's time....... TO DUMP!

>>60772315
That's understandable. Wage stagnation and asset inflation have essentially priced an entire generation out of basic aspects of civilization such as housing. They do make poor financial decisions, but to be fair the industry has been pushing the subscribification of products and services for 2 decades, so at a macro level it's really just another headwind mostly outside consumer control. One major reason crypto even took off at all is the perception that traditional avenues of economic success are no longer viable. Objectively that's not quite the case since the stock market has arguably been in a Golden Bullrun for so long that the increased gains mostly offset the lower wage relative to GenX investing, if your portfolio skews into tech.
A lot of the despair felt in younger generations probably has to do with the fact that social media has made visible the lifestyles of both the rich and the destitute underclass in visceral detail.

>>60772368
Klarna has you covered.

>>60772368
millennials actually make good money depending on where they live but they also love credit card debt
it's this weird idea from expecting global warming to kill everyone so it doesn't matter

>>60772353
I've only ever used doordash and shit like it back when they had huge promotions it was basically free (for me, the end user). Haven't touched that shit since 2018 I think.

>>60772393
I've seen enough videos of retards spitting and messing with the food to not trust it

>>60772384
We live in different worlds...

>>60772353
even overpriced Whole Foods skirt steak at $20/lb is cheaper than eating out at Taco Bell or McDonalds and 10x tastier and healthier, a lb of skirt steak can make you 2 or 3 philly steak sandwiches at $20 for the meat and $5 for the bread

>>60772400
you ever do fancy dining? what's your favorite meal?

>>60772416
You can buy burger patties and cheese and buns etc from walmart and it comes out to $2 or less per
Same with home made tacos or stuff

>>60772423
I super love seafood like crab legs but it's silly expensive so I haven't had it since I was small

>>60772424
yep, i was just using a more expensive example, there are ways to optimize $/day and still eat really well without sacrificing meat, even cheaper if you eat more beans/lentils
>>60772382
this is just insane, i am noticing that all my credit card providers now have "pay as you go" option for more expensive purchases, it's weird they are slightly better "fee" than the standard APR but still the jew man is getting his interest
>>60772367
alcohol is a massive health, time, and money sink, i recommend completely quitting, just order club soda or a diet coke when going out, nobody gives a shit what you are drinking, this is the one thing gen z got right, apparently they drink less than any other generation

>>60772428
where I live I can get them 9.99 a pound when on sale at the grocery store. They're very easy to prepare. Just need a pot and some water. Come to think of it seafood prices haven't gone up nearly as much as beef.

>>60772433
I want to have kids one day and I'm just accepting that I'm going to have to make a lot of pasta meals and stuff with rice. I want to spend a good mount of money on healthy good meats for growing kids but I want to avoid microwave meals and the easy outs that a ton of americans love
>>60772438
I live so far from the ocean it's not fair. I'm heading back to Japan soon and I want to visit Osaka. I'm going to be in heaven

>>60772424
the ducks at the park are free...
just kidding. i like a cheap meal sometimes too, wild blackberries are a real treat, none around here though, but when i was in seattle i knew where to get them right near downtown and it was like my secret, nobody else knew. and they grew all over where i grew up.

and crab legs are expensive, used to sell them, but i'll get you as many as you want someday.

>>60772440
I'm in southwest Virginia and the nearest beach is almost 6 hours by car. But yes they are previously frozen, which some people may not consider fresh. I used to live near the ocean and there is a difference in taste.

>international small cap is still at 0.5 Price to Free Cash flow
>that's after going up 27.83% YTD

>>60772308
SO you're saying that when when the power to earnings ratio increases over 100 market caps thta is the time to buy unc?

>>60772441
once my parents took me to an all you can eat buffet to celebrate something and I was able to eat literally as much King Crab as I wanted. It was heaven
>>60772450
Frozen works as long as they aren't cooked. One time I was in a hurry and bought already cooked shrimp with the tails still on
pain to deal with and they tasted like card board

Trips and Tesla survives another year

>>60772461
would love to watch you eat to your heart's content someday. dunno what i'd eat, it's hard doing fine dining as a vegetarian, it's always some kind of mushroom dish or salad... i'm eating a lot of burritos right now (ticker CMG).
also think you're onto something with the small caps too, hope it works out.

>>60772308
Oldfags commit suicide by options and leave when their port is kill. Newfags arrived around lib day

What do y'all think about Adidas? Looks like it had a very sudden drop.

>>60772382
>do not get a 0% loan on a pizza
My instincts hate it but why the fuck not exactly

>>60772492
People forget to pay it off and earn at least 30% interest on it.

>>60772482
honestly there was no good small cap value etf for international until AVDV so I think it's going to be the door to this untapped market
I only got 10% of my portfolio in it

>>60772499
Doesn’t it just come out of your account? This is basically just like having a credit card, it’s a pain but don’t fuck it up and get confused and you’re getting that sweet time arbitrage

>>60772508
most people failing to pay a pizza are just defaulting anyways
its like a new level of junk bond above and beyond p2p lending

>>60772508
if you are the average person financing a pizza the concept of arbitrage is going to be so alien to you it may as well be ancient Greek.

>>60772506
that's a pretty big chunk for that corner of the market though. if you're interested in domestic small cap value, check out RVT, it's a closed end fund, pretty high fees, but it's at a pretty steep discount to nav right now and i like the holdings, my mom owns some and i'm thinking about it myself.

>>60772518
just have her in vss for int'l small cap though. if she allocates more there i'll consider that fund, but shes a seller more than a buyer these days.

>>60772413
>Lisbon anon wasn't larping
How good is your conversational English? Have you considered getting into tourguiding as a weekend gig? One tip from an American tourist could feed you for a week. Put a couple hundred bucks in a nice looking website and targeted advertising to get things rolling, maybe bribe a concierge at a mid-range hotel to take on flyers. Charge $50-100 per person, keep the groups small for an exclusive feel. If you don't feel confident in your writing, have GPT whip up some tidbits for each cultural site and plan the route. Add a cheap admission site to the tour and incorporate the cost as an 'inclusive' into your charge. At the end of the tour, suggest a good local restaurant for dinner and conversation as an optional. After making it a regular occasion, you can work out a fee deal with the restaurant owners to boost your margin.
In my country you'd need a bunch of licensing and insurance so it's not even worth the try, but in Portugal it's probably worth a shot, specially given your salary. WAGMI.

>>60772413
wtf am I looking at?

>>60772524
>>60772518
nuh uh I kinda mispoke and meant international small cap value, there's a good amount of data that by controlling for actual profitable companies and removing the growth small caps you get super good returns

>>60772513
Yeah exactly who cares. It’s their problem
>>60772516
I’m so much more retardedly risk tolerant than a normie could understand. We finance pizzas but we are not the same

>>60772491
I think that selling $30 shoes to Niggers for $300 is a fundamentally flawed business model, but that doesn't necessarily mean that the line won't continue to go up.

>>60772382
check out /r/borrow, people are literally begging randos on reddit for diy payday loans, and the best part? people actively lend there (some get scammed lol)

>>60772533
A 'paycheck'. They call us Europoors for a reason, you know.

>>60772556
the word of the day is credit risk
I actually wonder if someone could make an ETF that just did ALL peer to peer loans

>>60772508
>buy 20$ pizza with loan
>invest your 20$ in some short term 4.25% APY debt
>pay off $20 pizza loan right on time
>seven cents monthly profit
>still down -19.93 on over priced pizza slop
Time arbitrage my ass

>>60772353
>three or more food delivery orders in a single 24-hour period
Bruh

>>60772280
What kind of retarded name he has? Compare that looooser with real samurai blood inspired Jensen Huang

>>60772572
I kinda feel like that moment in how to train your dragon
>"Do you have any idea how badly the economy is effecting food prices?!"
>"Maybe that's a good thing?"

i was told UVIX would go up

>>60772560
no like what column is what? Basic salary of 785,000 euros? And why is it in English?

ameripoor

>>60772589
not my problem.

>>60772586
Euros use commas as decimals. It's 785.00 euros not 785,000

>>60772560
one is before taxes the other is after, there’s also extra legalities in europe so you probably get a car + extra vacation days

>>60772526
Why would you think I was larping? That would basically be lying and lying is bad! Plus it (apparently) consumes more calories.

I would say my English is pretty good, I'm from Slovenia and since only ~2mil on the planet speak my language, English was kind of a must. I'm a (legal) immigrant. But this does mean that I don't speak Portuguese not know anything about Lisbon, both of which can be resolved.

Thank you for the great idea, I'll have to check the legality and viability of it, but Lisbon does seem to attract many rich people so it might be doable.

Psychologist did note that my emotions are largely inhibited and without proper contact with thinking, but for guided tours I don't think it'll be an issue. ^^

>>60772604
>912 USD
>per month
Christ have mercy I make that in two days.

>>60772572
my 35yo sister doesn't know how to cook, despite making barely above minimum wage she eats take out/doordash most meals, i gave her a rice cooker few years ago and she returned it to me with mold in it, she is going to be poor her entire life

>>60772533
My monthly payslip. Do note that meal allowance it deposited onto a meal card which can only be used for food and in grocery stores, but it is also not taxed, so I do get the full amount!

>>60772566
If you think I won’t put fifteen dollars in a money market just to see some green in my port you don’t know me pal

ACHR has earnings today. How do we play it?

>>60772625
Yeah... That's why I said, different worlds, because even a person working in McDonald's in the USA earns like 3x my salary. xD

>>60772579
I mean 3 in one week would be a lot for me, let alone 3 in one fucking day. No wonder the younger generation is broke
>>60772630
A rice cooker and a slow cooker are the thrifty anon's best friends in the kitchen

>>60772638
The actual winning move is not to pay $20 for pizza of all things. It's just melted cheese on bread. Slop store brand sauce on store brand bread, top with store brand cheese. Heat it up until the cheese melts. Ta-da it's pizza for $5

>>60772315
zoomer here, im not planning to die in my 50s or 60s but 401ks and shit are some scammy bullshit and i feel bad for all the working class poors who are duped into thinking that's how you're supposed to save and not by investing

>>60772643
Lol, AMC

>>60772623
One Sliwowitz and your emotions are free.

>>60772660
I stopped doing my 401k when I realized it removes all qualified dividends and long term capital gains. I just hold my money in a roth ira and brokerage

>>60772611
>Germany
>85k after taxes
With respect. You have no fucking clue what you're talking about.

FROM WHICH BROKER CAN I BUY HGRAF
TELL ME NIGGERS

>>60772654
>A rice cooker and a slow cooker are the thrifty anon's best friends in the kitchen
Rice cookers are amazing you can make soup in them and I've even seen people make cakes with them!

I own a tiny 300W one, which is enough to make 200g of rice.

>>60772652
i don't know, you tell me now nigger now i dont want to think i jsut want free money

>>60772675
>penny stock
>it already pumped to high hell
why do you wish to baghold anon?

>>60772675
I bought from IKBR, but I'm from EU.

>>60772675

>>60772660
>401ks and shit are some scammy bullshit and i feel bad for all the working class poors who are duped into thinking that's how you're supposed to save and not by investing


Are you retarded? The money in 401ks and other retirement accounts can be invested. You can have both a 401k/IRA and an after-tax brokerage. Setting aside money until retirement is perfectly valid because you'll still need money when you're older. You're going to be old one day. It's your choice to be old and broke, or old and rich.

>>60772686
heavy bags = strong anon, anon

BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

CAM ON LET'S MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINS

>>60772672
Max your 401k retard. Lower tax bill (for now) and all retirement accounts are protected from jew creditors and the negro who decides to sue you for a slip and fall while delivering your goyslop

I dont like what I'm seeing

>>60772280
>60772280
massive buy volume at open on this, POOOMP it UP

>>60772689
thank you strong-armed anon.

>>60772690
i love my CASINO

Look at TSLA, this market is ruined.

WHAT BUY

looks like we're rebalancing today

>>60772716
INTC bro

>>60772716

GRRR & GAMB & GOOGL

LPSN bros… I don’t feel so good

>>60772714
genuine hilarious stuff

>>60772726
>GRRR & GAMB
convince me

>BITX puts I sold on Friday down 66% this morning
Thanks for the free money dorks
>>60772681
Yeah I've made a cake in mine, turned out really good.

im going to need trump to tweet something wild

>>60772740
trump and vance is going to meet with putin finally and they said we're tired of dealing with ukraine

I don't know why FIG is pumping again. Wondering if it's setting up for another easy profit from puts.

>>60772740
I think he only truths now

how play BBAI and ACHR earnings?

>>60772315
Im a oldfag but I've sort of pissed some of my gains away on some things I thought would do well and hopefully will recover. Am I stupid for holding $HIMS?

Everything is red. Time to kill myself

>>60772730

Both small caps with earnings Thursday, the increased volume should provide some short term gains. I'm long on both as well.

GRRR may announce new contracts on their earnings call which they brought forward. If they don't expect a sharp drop, might be best to sell before the call unless you like gambling (I love gambling).

GAMB - Ironically much less of a gamble, very profitable small cap with great growth YOY, quarter after quarter. Q2 is traditionally their weakest time of year but subscritpion income from acquisitions will see a double beat and the share price will rise all the way till November, where their Q3 earnings will be insane and this could hit $20+

NFA!!!

But its what I'm doing.

>>60772754
Avoid like the plague

>>60772761
???
everything is green

>>60772694
Forgot to give you a based
Based

>>60772754
Well, we know they will both pump, but we don't know in which direction.

>>60772761
My AREC stays ERECT

I wonder…does NVDA or HOOD have a higher upside? Hmmmm

>>60772714
Clown world

virginial CRW(V) still providing great swing opportunities

>>60772771
>BABA
Every year is the year of the crab :(

>>60772790
its alright i bought the bottom

>>60772778
Guys seriously look at AREC its going nuts. They have 23 employees and own interests in coal mines. WTF?

>>60772771
>Blackberry
ARE YOU FUCKING INSAAAANEEEE???

>no one is shilling figma anymore
lol

>>60772756
Anon, you know you're only supposed to buy SPACs below the $10 line, right?

>>60772796
i was at 120% and sold 40% so almost took out my whole investment. letting the rest run now for a decade

>TSLA 2.8% green

>>60772798
I don't think anyone was shilling it.
I was shilling FIG puts, maybe you got confused by that?

>>60772798
What are you on about? Everyone's puts printed. Next stop: Firefly.

>want to buy NXDR dip
>EFT hasn't cleared
Sigh

>>60772805
Surely when they have to acknowledge the C02 scam in the next earnings call TSLA will be finished. Right?

My belief is that:
- NVDA has to go sideways for a while at some point
- The market is already pricing in NVDA becoming a 20 trillion dollar company
- statistically the price cannot be this parabolic for much longer
- NVDA's technology is not that unique and at least a few competitors will 100% definitely siphon market share from them in the next 5 years, 10 tops

>>60772807
eitherway i didnt buy
>>60772805
yeah that was it
tesla will fly now
it broke out of its triangle

ASML sweetie calm down, 900 isn’t going anywhere you can take your time, don’t tucker itself out

>>60772819
it was 33% of their revenue lol they are in big trouble

WTFWT

>>60772822
AMD could snatch a lot of market share if they catch up to DLSS.
Right now their cards are already considered the best value for the money.
Not sure how the two compare in the AI space, though. I think that's where NVDA's money is coming from now, right?

AAAHHHH MOOOGLIES WTF WTF WTF

WHY ARE WE BELOW $200???

I CAN'T SNEED DOWN HERE IN $199.69 POVERTY

>>60772819
I don't know what scam you're referring to, but fundamentals, or concrete facts of any kind, do not matter

>>60772822
They do have, in my opinion, the best software for humanoid robots, though that doesn’t mean much if you don’t have the hardware to use it.

>>60772834
>I think that's where NVDA's money is coming from now, right?
Yes certainly. That's the space I'm talking about, where competitors will emerge. Fundamentally, NVDA's AI chips are not much different from normal graphics cards. It's not some big secret technology

SOXL chads we just cannot stop winning.
Also good job for anybody else who jumped into FNMA. Its up another 10% today.

>>60772834
What about Intel GPUs?

>>60772675
It's on the OTC, if your broker doesn't support it, you need a different one.

Also, HGRAF up 12% today so far.

>>60772852
My understanding is that those are only worth buying if you're really strapped for cash.

I'm never gonna make it

>buy option when peepee crosses above poopoo
>sell when poopoo crosses above peepee
>30% profit
Is it really that easy? 30% in a few minutes??

Nobody has a real answer for this but why do stocks' major movements happen outside regular trading hours? During the day nothing happens, everything is waiting overnight

Who has more gain reach, Advanced Money? Destroyer or Nvidia? They're priced pretty similar and I think that NVDA have more free-float and volume?

>>60772870
>V: 0
you won't be able to cash out on this in a timely manner if you buy a lot of them
it's extraordinarily unlikely it'll ever be in the money so i'm not sure who would even buy it from you

>>60772871
Easier to scam the goyim while they are sleeping
>>60772872
AMD has a significantly higher upside and lower downside if the AI bubble pops. Buying Nvidia at 30 P/S is actual mental illness.

>>60772871
>why do stocks' major movements happen outside regular trading hours
the Powers That Be are not concerned by trading hours

>>60772871
Liquidity is significantly lower outside regular trading hours. Low liquidity means high volatility. The gains and losses after-hours don't really matter that much, only the direction the stock is trending in.

>>60772871
Because large institutional investors make their moves in the pre-market and aftermarket so as not to scare the goyim. There's also significantly less than trading volume, so moves seem more dramatic than they actually are.

>>60772863
They've gotten better recently. Apparently the card manufacturers themselves are also growing fond of Intel, and getting a little tired of NVDA which increasingly doesn't care about gaming cards and being pretty tyrannical to the manufacturers as a result

LAST CHANCE GRRR IS ABOUT TO GO BANANAS. THE GREAT APE ESCAPE. MONKEY MADNESS. ETC!

>>60772882
Reasonable answer
>>60772887
Ok, but why
>>60772886
Non answer

>>60772891
NVDA could get fucked out of the gaming market if AMD catches up because of how little they care about maintaining their grasp on it. They're selling 50XX cards with 8GB of VRAM because they just don't give a fuck.

>>60772834
>thinking retail gaming is what drives AMD and NVIDIA
AMD needs to do more in the enterprise server and large scale AI/ML compute space in order to grow, retail gamers literally don't matter for the bottom line

>>60772900
The same transactions will impact price more when the volume is far lower

>>60772805
UAAAAAAAAAAH

>>60772878
I see. At least the price action part seems ok
Is there a decent guide for this shit?

>>60772909
AMD is mostly a CPU company still. Very little of their revenue is GPU based.

>>60772906
>>60772891
I think both Intel and AMD have good cards with a fair bit of VRAM, but they’re both a bit behind in software features and driver support, but that’s only a matter of time, before they catch up, I think.

>>60772909
AMD is trying. If they manage to grab even 10% of the AI chip market share in the next 10 years, NVDA's current stock price becomes nonsense.

>Just crab til CPI tomorrow. So simple.
>Beat inflation by 0,005% (expected 3,1% on core and 2,8% on regular)
>pump 10%

>>60772871
After hours is Talmud Time. When the big boys come out to play.

>>60772914
Aaa, I get it, because there are less orders in the book, they scale the price ladder much faster, right?

i was told to buy UVIX

>>60772931
That's a good trick!

>>60772936
Basically, the way it works is there's a wall of orders in each direction. Fewer orders means it's easier to climb that wall.
There are a lot fewer orders open outside normal hours.
So yes, basically.

>>60772930
NVDA does also have software.

QBTS sistas!

I added that contract at the second cross.
First has poopoo on top so skipped it.

>>60772936
>>60772948
AFAIK. How this works when there are seemingly no real market order,
only limit orders, out of hours idk. Get me on a Coomberg terminal and I’ll lyk

>>60772967
Market orders just fill instantly at the "best" available price. They don't really sit around the way limit orders do.
This is why you should never use a market order on something with low liquidity. Really, you shouldn't use them in general, but if liquidity is low and you place a large market order you could easily end up paying several % more than you expected.

>>60772978
The fact that retail uses almost nothing but market orders is a big part of how Wall Street takes advantage of them and manipulates the market. They set their algos to put up lots of small (retail-size) limit orders staggered up the ladder. Before you know it, a couple hundred retail investors buying 10,000 shares total of some blue chip stock has driven the price up 0.1%. It's retail's own fault for being too dipshitted to even know what a limit order is. They really think the only way to interact with the stock market is to press one big green button on their iphone.

>>60772996
I used limit orders even when I was trading on Robinhood 10 years ago (before they had options or crypto).
Who the fuck is trading with market orders

Trump sure loves to waste taxpayer money

>>60772954
Which Moving Average are you using for the lines? I have more options than fingers on my hands...

>>60773002
I don't know about "trading" with them per se, but 98% of retail investors smash the market buy button whenever they decide to buy stock. The tiny contingent of retail who "trade" probably know what a limit order is.

when is the Trump and Intel CEO meeting? i'm already down on my INTC calls... need good news

>>60773002
On a lot of high volume ETF's they pretty much have a big call spread of 0%
SCHD got a split just to make the volume go up and reduce it

>>60773011
>simple

>>60773002
If you are ahead of the news on an event, a market order is your best bet.

Soundhound going straight to 20?

I’m stacking hgraf. What am I in for in the next year or two?

>>60772763
You think $GAMB will beat this earnings?

>>60773043
heavy bags

>>60773052
schizo triple-G anon says it will double beat
whatever that is worth

>>60772944
*quietly sells my UVIX calls and SPY puts at a loss to mitigate risk*

>>60773043
>stacking a penny stock pre-revenue scam company that has gone up 1000% in the last year
Do you just hate yourself or what?

Can anyone shill something like HGRAF but isn't up 100-1000%?

>NXDR already down
why was it up friday

>>60773074
Jews dislike neighborhoods. People may get together and start noticing (((coincidences))).

The stock market is so fucking boring when everything just keeps going up day after day. Can Trump say or do something stupid so we can get some volatility again?

>>60773039
idk but i just made 257 dollars in about 5 minutes swing trading it

>ZIM buyout rumors are back
what are we thinking about this peculiar jewish business?

>>60773062
knowing my luck, this is what preempts a massive dumb

>>60773094
yep market dips immediately after, fucking christ

My total investments just passed the quarter milly mark. Yay

Ok poopoo is now above peepee, I would have sold here. Fucking insane gain but its for nothing if no one buys it like anon said.
I need to study up on this some more. Peepee spread might be a decent strat

>>60772263 (OP)
ummm /smg/ trannies? I thought that SOUN is a shitco goinjg straight to $8 and TSLA will fall any second now?
>>60772819
can't wait for you to cum when they fall in september only to cry a week later when they recover and fuck your position. many of you are no better than ledditors and prefer to be right rather than make money. same with anons shitting on ORCL a while back because it's a dying legacy company with a shit product. look where they are now.

>>60773074
because the reaction to the earnings was positive, but (((institutions))) haven't accumulated enough. it's honestly a gift of a dump and I'm loading up more calls.

>>60773011
The default one...

>>60773110
Check the bid/ask.
You can, theoretically, sell at the bid, though you may not be able to offload huge volume at it.
It's possible algos will buy even a worthless call like this because of the possibility of passing the bags to another algo down the line.

>>60773118
I stayed away from SOUN because the ceo is a jeet serial entrepreneur but congrats to anyone who bought in the last couple of years*
*unless you bought the top and are still bagholding

SOUN is squeezing the whole week

if VIX is still low tomorrow, I’m rebuying my UVIX calls, but a month out instead of a week. Or I could just buy more UVIX directly, but the potential gains are lower. Resisting the temptation to short ETH.

>>60773070
ASBP
imminent release of zyn type caffine pouches that work in 20 seconds.
zoomies will gobble that shit up
also POET
>inb4 reddit shilled it
are you gay?

>>60773139
>jeet
he's iranian which is much better than a jeet. I think we even had or have an iranian anon here.

>>60773170
I confess I just saw the funny name and didn't do more research than that into his ethnicity

>>60773158
>The product features 50mg of caffeine delivered through sublingual nano technology, offering nearly instant energy through easy-to-use packets.
okay I might buy some stock

Will BLSH be a rugpull or just another meme stock?

>>60773189
Caffeine mainly works through an active metabolite so SL to get around first pass makes it useless.
Also 50mg is nothing. The avg caff pill is 200 and I down 3-4 of those per day.

>>60773204
>Caffeine mainly works through an active metabolite so SL to get around first pass makes it useless.
I don't know shit about biochemistry, does this mean you have to put it in your stomach and not your blood?

alright that's it
im gonna start whoring this useless bitch out

>>60773204
That's a fuckload of caffeine dude.

>>60773189
>>60773158
wtf is that bullshit, I have caffeine powder here, I dip my finger in it, and it also almost immediately kicks. Always these memeproducts.

>>60773204
one can of Celsius is like 200mg, i see 19 girlboss bunnies slamming 3-4 these in an afternoon in my tech job

>Yes, we developed caffeine that works 10 seconds faster, but costs 200x more
Great

>>60772308
I made $500 the first hour today with one trade now I'm just sitting here waiting for my second trade to hit another $500 and I'm done for today.

>>60773211
Thats only 1/3 stimmies that I need to (((function)))
>>60773208
No it means that the added expense of formulating it for SL absorption is useless because it would be negligibly better than oral.
Caffeine is bitter as fuck, that pouch is probably 90% flavoring.

>>60773204
I drink a Bang first thing in the morning before the markets open. I literally cannot function without it. If it's 10:00 at night and my fridge is empty I will literally head out to the store to make sure I have one for the morning.

Buy my LPSN bags or be forever left behind.

>VIX is still up, while most of the indexes are flat
Is this indicative of an impending break-out?

>>60773189
>sublingual nano technology,

>>60773251
I'm the same with a C4 or Monster first thing in the morning at 5am

PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD BUY GAMB

DON'T MISS THIS WIFE CHANGING OPPORTUNITY

WE HAVE DOUBLE BOTTOMED OFF $9.92 THE NEXT STOP IS $15 THEN $20

>>60773251
Oilet Bangs doesn’t have caffeine in it…you are experiencing the placebo effect

>>60773204
stomach to liver is via blood u fucking retard.
>3-4/day
good goy, get your work done.

Here I am worried about mitigation NAV erosion, while MSTY is up 3% and ULTY is back to 6.10 kek

>I didnt sell HIMS for profit 2 weeks ago

>>60773279
I'm talking about first pass metabolism, which SL is designed to get around, you stupid fucking faggot.
Never reply to me ever again.

where tf is the pump?

>>60773291
no pump until friday

>>60773270
Why would I want to change my wife
>picrel

>>60773291
I'm up 2.21 poo cent today

SCHD? More like sucking cock hard daily.

>>60773297

She/He a cute. In which case you can buy him/her something nice with your profits from GAMB.

What a dead market. And they still pump TSLA

>>60773297
>posting a picture of your wife on 4chan
bro what the fuck are you doing

I have now sold my Intel grab from last week at a 10% return and I am content.

>>60773204
>I consume 800mg of caffeine daily

>>60773324
Yeah, that's just too much. Something is broken.

But I've also seen people snort speed every 30 min, so, yeah.

>>60773297
>Look honey, the S&P went down by 0.5% so now we open the reply box and threaten to kill ourselves.

Why is a Brit allowed to be yapping on Fox Business? He just said the DOW is off 150 points. nobody American says off meaning down first of all. Second of all his mumbling accent made it sound like he was saying up instead of down. Americans should be the only ones talking about American markets on American media stations to prevent confusion like this.

>>60773320

Grab some GRAB

Grab>Uber

I used grab several times a day in my Asia travels, bussing in delcious foods and local delights (Tinder slags). Go long on GRAB and ignore the noise, you will be a very rich man in 2030.

>>60772413
>good goy bonus
>158

>>60773324
Back in the early 2010's at one point I was at 4 Rock Stars a day. And I'm talking the regular full sugar kind. Not the sugar free kind that's more popular nowadays. The regular non sugar free is like drinking battery acid for your teeth and body.

>>60773291
Ikr? Shits wack.

>>60773317
>no face
>not posted anywhere online
Nothing is going to happen besides anons getting jelly

>>60773350
Intriguing. Bug people love this shit.

>>60773297
Built for BBC

>>60773324
800caffiene
20mg xr amphet
300mg wellbutrin xl
20-40mg of stratty depending on my mood

>>60773376
Im jorkin my peanits to her anon

>>60773376

Oh Anon. Sweet, naive Anon.


I know he's a Zionist puppet but I really do love listening to Trump speak, there'll never be another like him.

>>60773376
Not with that greasy forehead.

short nvda
long intc

>>60773297
wtf is she sucking

i drink a cup a day at most

btw are we heading into a speculation bubble now?

>>60773393

What's even better is GRAB is Singapore owned, so its the smartest of the bugs, almost honorary Aryans. It is the largest non-gov employer in Vietnam & Thailand & they have an ongoing acquisition of GoJek which dominates Indonesia. By 2030 they will have complete market dominance in SEA with about 1 billion regular customers.

Drivers also have drippy jackets which have become synonymous with SEA and have great cultural impact.

This is the easiest 10 bagger you will ever have. Just buy and hold 5 years. Just had first 2 consecutive profitable quarters and its only up from here.

GRAB

GAMB

GRRR

GOOGL

The 4 G's

>>60773043
$10-$20 a share before the NASDAQ listing in Q1/Q2 of 2026

With moves like that, there will be lots of volatility. Hope you can hold on.

>>60773393
wtf you mean? its just a food delivery app, its popular thing WW

>>60773416
Looks like a vape if I had to guess.

>t. oral fixation

>>60773422
>GOOGL
lmao

I can't live with this fuckin price action, it's so bad.

>>60773416
A vape

>>60773435
At this point it's more like an index hedge. So Anon could do worse.

>>60772315
I unironically convinced myself i wouldnt live past 50 in my mid 20´s, and that even if i lived that much, by body would all be fucked to enjoy things as i do.

>>60773420

Yes but the bubble has so much room to expand before it pops. Minimum 1 year Maximum 5 years.

So make as much as you can now and load up on assets, cash is going to be worthless.

>>60773435
Lol. Even. No really, why are you laughing at me?

>>60772652
>How do we play it?
Sell it all, today

>>60773124
The default one is Adaptive Moving Average, but anon said that they're using Simple Moving Average.

>>60773461
Even ASML?

>>60773455
its what im thinking. trump loves to pump it. inflationmax, growthmax, make america look good. 2017 type shi

>>60773461
Is that even feasible?

What does /smg/ think about the rise of zoomer's daytrading and using funded accounts?

>>60773462
So anon, youre living in Lisbon and youre not even portuguese? How do you pay rent and shit? Do you have you a friend or a gf to share expenses?

>>60773189
This is a good idea. The zoomers will slop that up because 'coffee bad for teeth'

>>60773494
More money in the market is good for the market. More inexperienced idiots buying my bags at the top is a good thing.

>>60772353
Millennials have families now.
I have three kids, taking them to the grocery store in a wild ride

WHERE'S THE PUMP, CRDL?

Im thinking about putting 5k into 4x or 5x leveraged warrants on Alphabet.
Knock out at like 30usd lower than the underlying but Im afraid of the USA economic reports this week

I made lots of money like this on Alphabet in the last 2 years. Also I have about 65k in Alphabet stock and derivatives (2.5x leverage)

Are we punping tomorrow?

>>60773423
Great. I still have time to stack then.
How’s Gamb? Is that a good (but unethical) hold mid to long term?

>>60773494
Basado, fuck banks why are they investing my savings when I can invest it myself those dumbass niggas, no savings just Revolut for receiving sending and spending and IBKR for investing
>t

WEED STOCKS ARE BACK BABY

I bought some GAMB, I already own GOOGL and GRAB

My worst performing stock of all time (MJ)

>>60772315
well obviously the difference is that it will be a very different life in your 60s vs your 20s

>>60773541

You are going to make it my friend. I will see you in Monaco 2030 for a spot of gambling.

Here's another hint for you smiggers. In roulette, always go for Black 26. It has genuinely made me tens of thousands over the years.

I no longer regret selling my SPY $637 0DTEs at a 20% loss, holy shit where did this pump come from

>>60772416
yeah but lets be honest making delicious food is a skill and most don't have it so the slop will be an perceived improvement

I closed my gayass wdef position and replaced with GAMB and BBAI. Is this a sound investment. Im also running a pmcc on hood

>>60772416
Skirt steak is the best steak on the cow in terms of BEEFY FLAVOR.
A ribeye for example has less beefy flavor but loads of fat, “best” of both worlds.
Also cows only have 1 inside and 1 outside skirt, the inside is the better one i think, usually reserved for restaurants

>>60772492
literally no one does that. these exist for living beyond your means

>>60773562
Gamb has kickass fundamentals. Imagine if le ebin value investors bought this instead of UNH

>>60773569

BBAI big risk with earnings today however it is a hot stock flavour of the year with further to pump, GAMB great choice my friend.

So youre saying I should put 10k in GAMB?

>>60773581

Yeah they are a hold forever stock in my opinion, it will be very volatile whilst its still an obscure small cap but just wait for the snowball effect and future growth from US gambling deregulation and increased States legalisation.


Dare I dust off the old Tilray ticker in case weed stocks moonshoot on Federal rescheduling? What are the new hot weed stocks these days over the pond? Planet 13?

what´s the outlook in the air travell sector? its been crabbing since reaching a peak earlier this year, but whenever i meet new people the best way to break the ice always seems to be which places theyd like to go, im kind of starting to think people will just book cheaper flights for some vacation rather than holding back when prices go up

Leopold Aschenbrenner's fund has outperformed basically every mainstream hedge fund YTD and he's running 1bn+ of capital btw

the gulf billionaires & pension funds are watching this

capital management will soon become an activity exclusively done by chronically online zoomers

>>60773595

I'm saying double down and roll the dice.

Remember, these earnings Thursday should be good, double beat and great YOY growth despite Q2 being their weakest time of year due to continuous subscription income from acquisitions over the last 3 years. I could expect to see $16 - $18 this wave. Then in November earnings we should break $20+ and hopefully have a floor in the high to late teens.

Fundamentally its a sexy company, great balance sheet, income, profit, growth, assets & acquisitions + institutional & insider ownership is 80%

Also fun fact they are HQ in my home Island :)

H8 to say it Lads but a big fuck off head and shoulders is forming on the 1D SPY


I'll get us started off early for the afternoon's action:


AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

>>60773274
Which is better and healthier than caffeine.

>>60773582
>BBAI

I was sitting on about 1k shares last week sweating that it would get back to even before earnings. The nanosecond it broke even I bailed because I didn't want to be holding during a crap shoot.

gambling com are you sane?
fuck this stock, gambling bis for subhamuns

>>60773635

Micro dosing Psylocibin.

Failing that, Phenibut. But not for too long you will ruin your mind and body.

For regular use, Adderall & Modafinil. Then Valium for the comedown. And some weed because its just kinda like mellow you know? Just chills me right out its not like I need it I just choose to do it 24/7 and forgo relationships and responsibilities, blink and miss a decade, watch my life crumble in slow motion as I'm chained to sinking comforts. :)

SOUN > Gamb

>>60773357
I just realized it's the same as my height... Suspicious~

How are my holdings? Is it over for me? I don’t have that much cash on hand at the moment since I’m paying for a wedding

>>60773065
But anon, didn't you see that 1 minute video with the old professor sitting in a warehouse that was posted? The professor said that graphene is going to the moon. Or was it graphyte?

>>60773654
Get a load of discount Wolf of Wall Street over here

I rebuke Satan and claim these unholy integers for Christ and his disciple Jerome Powell.

S&P 6,666 End of August lads, get the calls in.

>>60773607
Airlines don't make money in fares. They barely break even. They make money on complex and elaborate frequent flyer club and point schemes.

>>60773667
Sorry chum. Missed it by that much

>>60773667
>>60773666

Ahh, zee familiar sting of insult in injury, took my digits and called me out.

>>60773662
Oops forgot pic related. Im a tard

>>60773674
Imagine believing this

>>60773680

BASED

WAGMI

Just remember they are volatile small caps with bright futures but very up and down presents and if this is a quick swing remember to jump the fuck off when you're in green.

>>60773674
My gut tells me this isn't true but I've never looked into it.

>>60772315
I honestly don't get it.
Don't get me wrong, I want to make money soon enough to have plenty of time to enjoy it, but I don't consider being a grey-haired fuck with a classic Corvette and millions in investments to be "not making it" in any conceivable way.

>>60773693
I’m planning on holding into next year at least. Hopefully this makes sense. I have a feeling gamb will spike around the Super Bowl

>>60773693
At least you put your money where your mouth is unlike the HGRAF and NXDR posters, good for you anon.

>£
Get off that island while you still can my brother.

Buy weed stocks unironically

Thinking of buying a thousand shares of MSOS sometime this week with some leftover cash in my brokerage account that's just sitting around gathering dust.
Good idea or bad idea?

BIG FAT ANIME TITS

>>60773706
I think part of it is that they are into the climate change cult crap and think the world is doomed

>>60773706
If you have a job that you don't loathe and doesn't suck every last ounce of marrow from your soul then yeah I guess simply bag holding for retirement is fine.

>>60773674
Sure. Also here's a video that explains how Nike and Adidas only makes $0.1 on their $100 shoes that are functionally identical to the $20 shoes at Walmart. A bit on the nose, don't you think?

https://youtu.be/cXeQJBghvRw?si=FBKrHir_qn1NIlir

>>60773716
I lost about €2000 on Canadian shroom stocks back in the day. Kek.

>>60773743
Only the women.

>>60773514
Honestly, gamblers have moved on from boomer style games to just yoloing 0dtes.

>>60773499
I'm (very slowly) learning Portuguese, it's a bit difficult because I want to learn the European Portuguese and not the Brazilian one, since the Portuguese people can be a bit xenophobic towards those that speak Brazilian.

I live in a room that's rented to me by the company that employes me, or in other words, if I'm fired I'm booth jobless and homeless, not great, but it costs me 202€ so it's not that bad.

But I'll buy all the G stocks, become an OG and then GG retire. Jokes aside, I and investing as much as I can, which is usually above 80% of my salary.

I miss making good money with soxl weeklies

>off yesterday
>stratty has me in that real nice self loathing horny mood
>goon literally all day
>end up paying for the stupid dating app I'm using to pick up ethnic chicks
>match with like 35 of them
>flirt while gooning
Today:
Woke up a new man, unfettered by these banal physical desires
>my phone won't shut the fuck up, have like 20 jeetas, 30 arabs, and the occasional white bitch all texting at the same time
SHUT UP SHUT THE FUCK UP

met a security guard today and we talked a bit about investing. he told me to buy eth and btc (unironically). is this the top signal for crypto-tards? he also held shit like solana and xrp, I asked him what that is and he said he has no clue.

>>60772308
Younger women wouldn't waste their money on traveling so much if social media didn't exist.

>>60773625
i fuckin knew you were right but didn’t buy more puts in time

>>60773758
Men have had just about enough.

>>60772315
>it's like everyone is planing to die in their 60s its weird
I have known a lot of people who dieded in their 40s and 50s

>>60773792
Is it that hard to not be fat

>>60773654
I liked modafinil, I used it to fix my sleeping schedule. But you mustn't forget to drink enough water or you'll have headaches and such.

>>60772423
>fancy dining?
for what? Ever eat at Dorcia? Bunch of poses let me tell you

$BBAI normally dips after earnings
$GAMB is just a website that links you to other gambling websites

Wen bake

>>60773714

I'm actually on a smaller, much nicer Island but yeah the point still stands, glad all my net worth is in dollars as the pound is going to tank after the Autumn budget.

>>60773802
Obesity was cured like 3 years ago.

>>60773792
lol
lmao even

>>60773826
>glad all my net worth is in dollars as the pound is going to tank after the Autumn budget.
anon the dollar is also going to get devalued when JPOW finally gets replaced and Trump turbo BRRRRRS us into Turkish lira territory.

>>60773763
I guess that explains why you dont know the city yet. you seem like you earn too little for being in Lisbon, but then again, 200 for rent isnt that bad, ever considered working a parttime for some extra cash?

>>60773814

Facebook is literally just a website that links you to other retards and its worth a trillion dollars.

There's value in simplicity and Gambling.com as a digital asset is always going to be valuable so long as there is gambling and third worlders on this green great earth. (Hint: There will always be gambling and third worlders).

They also own quite a few other websites including some tipster subscription services and the such.

>>60773826
What's the probability of a 3rd party forming a government in the UK and returning to some basic common sense in the next 10 years?
Here in Germany we have AfD but they have a 0% chance of forming a govt because the Centrist-Communist-Socialist-Green have formed an irrational mega coalition to shut them out permanently.

>>60773855

Reform as it stands are going to win a majority. But they are a containment protest party with no tangible plan or policies just vibes and not very good ones thus far. I don't trust them since Nigel ousted Rupert Lowe who is the best MP I have ever seen in my life.

Europe has a lot more pain to go through before we unlearn our conditioning and cast off our shackles. 2030's should be fun though based on current trajectory that is when Nationalism will sweep the continent, however I fear it is a precursor to global conflict and we are being played for a fiddle.

>>60773849
True but the Pound short term is deader money, sweet simple Jerome has a few more months yet.

>>60773855
>What's the probability of a 3rd party forming a government in the UK and returning to some basic common sense in the next 10 years?
lol. lmao

>>60773853
>ever considered working a parttime for some extra cash?
Yes, might even go with food delivery if I don't find anything better, content creation could be nice, but that's a gamble that takes quite a fair bit of time. An anon suggested giving tours!

For me it's $RKLB

HGRAF, The asks are thinning out on the CSE and ATS order books. Ascending triangle moving up.

Fyi, pic related and listen to what she says at 9:40.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LneHA9X4jv8

CRWV before earnings?

>>60773855
I finally got a proper and good explanation for why the Biden administration was flooding the country with 15 million illegals. It was because the left was trying to have illegals counted in the census. And the census is how congressional seats are allocated. So if you can flood blue states with illegals and have the illegals counted in the census they can gain confessional seats without the illegals even having to vote.

It might be some kind of similar grift in the UK.

whats a good long/short bet for the upcoming earning reports?

Crcw

>he didnt listen
>he didnt trust the plan
>he didnt buy BMNR

>>60773934

Short BBAI = Inversing Reddit which is always a win

Long GAMB = Longing 4Chan which is always a win

ACHR = I dunno bro the earnings probably won't be all that but some good guidance and this will pop. I'm very sceptical as a whole but the internet loves it and the momentum is there in this momentum stock. Calls I would say.

>>60773934
Find a company with an upcoming earnings. Immediately after the earnings it will rocket in either bull or bear. Wait for the furst pullback after the initial jump then jump in from there.

>>60773951
How much $GAMB do you own, do you also own $GENI and $EVVTY?

Starting to smell in here

>>60773934
Gold/Silver miners are good for longing this week. AG, EXK, EQX

>>60773963

I own this much GAMB

>>60773693

1,265 shares

>>60773625
Was I right or what ay fellars? Never doubt the charts even if they are going against you, pride makes poverty. You won't see a humble hobo.

>>60773976
what play did you make based on the head and shoulders prediction?
i was going to buy two $639p but work got in the way

>>60773976
Oh you're a fellow bong too noice

Am I gigabrained for buying CELH?
>>60773966
>Starting to smell in here
Yeah, it smells like updog in here.

Crcw is about to do a 10x

I’m in Hgraf, Gamb, Grrr, and HOOD.
I…I think I’m gonna make it

>>60773998
Who is Steve jobs

>>60773625
>>60773976
I was going to jump in SPY to make a few quick bucks while I'm sitting here waiting for my PLTR to hit its mark. But when I pulled up SPY it was looking like a wet fart as well so that's a dead end.

>>60774000
>crypto penny shit
Go back, plebbitor

>>60773986

I didn't do anything lol I don't touch options unless I feel one of my holdings is overcooked in which case I open puts.

I'll keep the chat posted in case anything else forms on the charty sharty.

>>60774011

>President Trump On Putin Meeting, Says He Can See Increased Trade With Russia Following Ukraine Deal; Think It Will Be Good But It Might Be Bad
Thanks Blumpf

>>60774008

Based. I will make it right along by your side my friend.

>>60774022

can we get news to pump oil? I'm bagholding

>>60774042
I want to buy some GRAB but IKBR keep saying that there's insufficient settled cash, even though it shows be that I've got more than enough available...

>>60774057
You own oil when youre a 60 year old boomercoomer looking to live off qualified divvys.

>US President Trump: Gold will not be Tariffed! - TS

wtf is that now again

>>60774059

Shit smigga sounds like there's a conspiracy to keep you poor. I'd beg, rob and forge if I had to, you can always pay them back or say sorry :)

>>60773998
Figma balls

>>60774054
Is he gonna be ok?

>>60774070
>oil
>divvys
I actually know how the economy works and I do no such bullshit as fake money made from risky asset placements
I just buy low and sell high the actual oil, it's worked a lot better than stocks for me

>>60774081

Going long on Oil below $60 has historically been a good bet
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

I had a vision in the charts 6,360 close :(

>>60774070
Am I the only one here that is getting absolutely BOMBARDED with Phoenix Energy commercials on YouTube asking for investment?

>>60773422
checked, but GRAB has no penetration in the one market that matters the most, the United States

XPENG is up 5% ahead of earnings.

>>60773195
just upped their price range slightly so looks bullish

>60774014
Lol you're a panican

>>60773974
>Gold/Silver miners
pure trash Graeme, just give up already and get back in your containment thread

>>60774101

The long game will be very beneficial for SEA, Vietnam and the like have 8% GDP growth year on year and have more and more expendable income as time progresses.

The SEA Monkeys won't be poor third worlders forever like Africans. They are unironically developing nations that will rapidly become developed over the next 10-20 years. I've been all over and seen the infrastructure investment and massive waves of construction.

Basically, long GRAB. Its not crazy to think that Thailand and eventually Vietnam/Indonesia will have Korea/Singapore standards of living in 2 decades, demographic pyramids are in their favour also.

>>60774127
tempted to buy 1000 shares of GRAB

>>60773884
Good luck dude, im looking for a second job myself too

BBAI and ASTS will dip post earnings

>>60774132
TINA

(There is no alternative)

>>60774127
>P/E ratio 184.01
Why is GRAB so overvalued?

>>60773608
This exact post was made on twitter yesterday, word for word. I assume this is coming from a bot that spams this sort of content
https://x.com/apralky/status/1954563173006078236

>>60774181
who the heck spams /smg/

It's over. Also thread >400, long time not seen that

>>60774189
Damn. Top signal.

Im a europoor and im trying to convince my wife to stop working. She works 6 days a week sometimes more for 8 hours to make 1,3- 1,5 k max. I can give her that money by selling puts on crwv or some other stock. I dont want her to work, I want her to stay home and do chores and suck my dick. How do I gaslight her into this.

>>60774173

They've only just become consistently profitable, look at the revenue growth and realise that those margins will only get better due to autonomy etc.

>>60774226
get a divorce

>>60774187
You'd be surprised. If you can get 200 lurkers to put $500 each, you can probably manipulate a low volume nanocap pennystock like, say, HGRAF.
Although personally I believe that 90% of /smg/ shills are not that savy and only interested in emotional hedging - they are betting on a low probability moonshot and want others to crash and burn with them in case it doesn't pan out. Lots of people are petty like that.

uhhh ill bake ig

>>60774226
Tell her to become a writer or some meme shit that means she can stay at home

>>60774226
Just occasionally mention how nice it is to have her around. Positive reinforcement on the days she stays home.
Also this >>60774274
but something more realistic.

Or encourage her to switch to a company that offers home office.

>>60774273
Ummmm it’s been seven minutes gorg where is the bread

>this retard wants to give his wife free money so that when she divorces him she can refer to him having provided for her in such amounts and that she, after the divorce, deserves to be able to uphold her living standard that was built on those free handouts

>>60774305
Maybe he loves his wife. Poor fool.

>>60774311
maybe she doesn't which is why she's working so much

>>60774311

Polygamy fixes this. By having several wives, you never truly love any of them but due to women's inherent sexual competitiveness, they will all desire you tenfold and submit to your will, in order to outdo the submissiveness of the other wives. You must be a dominant Chad to achieve this.

t. unmarried.

link the thread dum dum
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>>60774318
Maybe It's Maybelline~

I am impressed with my ability to buy the index and how it dumps just minutes later

I’m buying lots of Walmart stock and I couldn’t be happier with my investment.