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Anonymous (ID: l+3Xi7nv) No.60777540 >>60778099 >>60778108 >>60778630 >>60778663 >>60778844
hypothize weird/unexpected scenarios where I may lose most of my money...
>I'm in the top 1%
Anonymous (ID: BgHa/Wv3) No.60777554 >>60778124
>top 1%
>somehow has nothing better to do than browse 4chan
Money is wasted on the rich
Anonymous (ID: T8NolGyX) No.60778099
>>60777540 (OP)
My friend, if the Universe desires it, you will lose all your money and it will happen no matter how prepared or impossible it might seem for our human understanding. The Gods will kek playing a couple of practical jokes on you to see if you rope or not
Anonymous (ID: u/MPF+ag) No.60778108
>>60777540 (OP)
Going all in at a spelling bee
Anonymous (ID: TndPSK9g) No.60778124
>>60777554
I'm rich and early retired in Thailand. I spend most of my day shitposting on /biz/. It's fucking hot outside.
Anonymous (ID: O7cK8Szc) No.60778630
>>60777540 (OP)
for me, I went all in on scaling my business (due to great demand), while doing so my landlord moved in while I was at work and hauled off all my stuff to the dump, found my banking info and transferred my remaining money out, and extorted me monthly. I lost everything and had a big pile of debt I let go to collections, and had to drop out of college.

Probably won’t happen to you because you’re too 1% and can afford better living situations and attorneys, but thought I’d mention it. Totally blind sided me and I wanted to KMS for months.
Anonymous (ID: gkz75WUi) No.60778663
>>60777540 (OP)
Get caught diddling kids and lose most of your money to resulting lawsuits and asset seizures.
Anonymous (ID: k6oC9Ab/) No.60778844
>>60777540 (OP)
Just keep your money in CD’s you turn over every year. It’s the safest way to keep your money working for you while minimizing risks. Slightly more risky but another good option is just stash your money in a high dividend index fund and just live off the dividends. If you are truly in the 1% you can just live off the interest or dividends and chill.