Thread 60777675

How do you plan to use your 8 figure profits to prevent cancer and heart attack and live forever?

>>60777675 (OP)
I'll fly first class to Cambodia every year to consume the blood of newborn babies. It's got life-extending stem cells.

I plan to die, simple as

>>60777675 (OP)
at 8 figure money stress is finally over. You can finally step back and take some rest.
that alone will make you reach the advanced age of 250 years.
provided you don't cum in a std ridden roastie or get involved in any sort of relationship with a woman

AI will solve both of those things while I just go snowboarding and wingsuit flying.

>>60777675 (OP)
You idiot

You think you can live when you haven’t accepted you will die?

>>60777675 (OP)
>live forever
If you die early you don't need as much money.

>>60777675 (OP)
By not having to work and expose myself to harsh enviroments, i can live a stress free life and consume an healtier diet instead of eating any slop to get a quick energy boost

>>60777675 (OP)
If it was my actual goal, I'd direct funds to dismantle big pharma so actual cures, medicines, and research can be done without disturbance.

fuck that gay shit, i'm buying a yacht

>>60777675 (OP)
> avoid cancer and heart attack
Still have:
Calcification
Osteoporosis
Micovascular ischaemia of the brain
Cataract
Macular Degeneration
Hearing loss
Enlarged prostate
Polyps
Erectile Dysfunction
Skin thinning and sagging
Hair loss
Immunodeficiency
Osteoarthritis
Disc bulging

There's no way to avoid aging, everything gets fucked m

>>60778033
This solves about a quarter of that list in one cure and it's only been a year into medicinal AIs. You think this format won't balloon in quality like image generators did?

>>60777675 (OP)
by taking a daily low dose aspirin, walking, and eating some vegetables every day

>>60778033
I find it hilarious you put hair loss on a list of deadly diseases, talk about insecurity

>>60777675 (OP)
Water fasting to failure. I already do this and doing 4 to 6 days is no problem for me. Could go longer but I think a week is enough.

>>60777900
This bro is on my wavelength. I'm buying a yacht so I can fill it with top tier fanny

>>60778578
Terminal noorwood is provably fatal

>>60777675 (OP)
I'm 41 years old and relatively made it, been retired since my early twenties, there is literally nothing to live for, nothing to die for, all is vanity, life is boring, anhedonia hits really hard as you age. The body will decay and the gods will laugh how we keep on surviving. Sometimes I just want to end it all since I've already made it, I'm settled for life, hobbies become old quick and you'll never be consistent, I can barely get up from bed, there is literally no reason, and it's not even depression I'm talking about. I've seen/experienced the eternal, I've felt Maya in my bones, I understood in tears that all is one, that's all you need to know/feel in this life, that all is one and we're all connected. I can die happyly and peacefully now. I've been blessed and at this point is just waiting in the station of life for the train of death to come. I'm already eternal and life is but a sigh, even if you live 100 years. The pain of old age helps you to understand suffering is your best ally to finally accept your time is up and it's time to go
>inb4 "wow that's a lot of words to say you're a faggot"
I'm a faggot at peace with life and death at least

>>60777675 (OP)
by spending $60 a month on aspirin and high dose thiamine

>>60777714
*I plan to die comfortably, simple as

You know what you have to do.

It’s very likely AI will be able to cure all diseases, the problem is it likely won’t be for the next decade (or less, at this point timelines are next to impossible to predict) or more. So all you can do is not put yourself in risky situations that would make you die early.
>don’t drive late at night when drunks are about, especially on holidays
>minimize driving in general
>get a big car or safe newer car
>never ever get in a helicopter
>avoid skiing
If you do get some cancer, the best chance you have is cryonics which has a very low chance of working even if AI works out.
Take care of yourself regardless, because it’s possible AI takes another few decades to get going. Imagine it becomes really smart in say, 2037; that means all the boomers that died in this decade from cancer caused by smoking and drinking are shit out of luck. Many would’ve made it that far but plenty are dying in droves from how they chose to live.

>>60777675 (OP)
Fast.

>>60777675 (OP)
Why the fuck would anyone ever want to live forever my nigga I'm 24 and I'm already comfortable with checking out lmao. Doubt my son and mog bags will be enough to get me into 8 figures as well, I think I'm safe from this thought experiment.
>>60777900
>>60778639
I can get behind this. Stereotypical and boring for sure but fuck man getting a yacht is the ultimate power move.

>>60777675 (OP)
If I had 8 figure profits I could ask a dementia riddled politician for their doctors name.

>>60781320
>*indian noises*

>live forever
Bro, I don't even want to live 50% of the time as it is

>>60781320
we would have to have real AI as in actual thinking machines first, so yes it will take multiple decades at minimum

>>60777675 (OP)
By saying no to big pharma

>>60777675 (OP)
I was planning to use it only for myself until I get cancer, and then have a change of heart and use all my bongo fortune to cure that shit