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Anonymous (ID: 8az5k1Bo) No.60778348 >>60778353 >>60778432 >>60778478
2025
Why isn't Uber Tits an app on my phone?

There would be obviously enormous demand from men for an app that delivers a reliable, quality and well priced prostitute to your door and whisk her away. With safety procedures, checks, health protocols of course. That way if you get gonorreah you can sue them.

This is the American way. This feels like capitalism serving men. Yet... no Uber Tits.

And you think we live under a patriarchy ?

Thank you for reading my thoughts on this matter
Anonymous (ID: iGcqRhZj) No.60778353 >>60778370
>>60778348 (OP)
Payment processors and banks are moral puritans on all this kind of shit. No accountability.
Anonymous (ID: 8az5k1Bo) No.60778370 >>60778377
>>60778353
Shit does that mean crypto can fix that?

Escorts on chain? A permanent notch ledger?
Anonymous (ID: iGcqRhZj) No.60778377
>>60778370
All the on ramps and off ramps are controlled by the PPs
Anonymous (ID: iRVOvf6B) No.60778432
>>60778348 (OP)
You will get ...rejected because a prostitute now has tons of options and will only fuck the 20% of men she finds cute; and the app will require you to upload your photo, ID,and maybe even penis size, lol, believe me. It would be like Tinder but with extra steps
Also=
>not the girl in the photo
>actually a tranny
>photo was real but it was from 10 years ago
>incels getting scammed
girls perspective=
>prostitutes get a lot of exposition, not worth it
>can't fuck all day, maybe she'll fuck one or two guys a day and she will feel safe because there is a lot of demand, they'll never run out of clients
>she will likely hold a normal job and a normal life, she won't be 24/7 available for you
>she'll think she's a VIP escort while being a 3/10 overweight 30 years old women with more make up than an ancient egyptian clown
>she'll take a couple of loyal clients and give them her personal phone number, cutting the middleman and taking all profits
All in all, bad idea. Drive at night and see what whore you can find like God intended
Anonymous (ID: heApJjWb) No.60778478
>>60778348 (OP)
US still needs like 5-10 years to get over its protestant puritan roots
the country will fully legalize prostitution soon enough
Anonymous (ID: cV2TJ2BK) No.60778509 >>60778735
AI sex bots will solve all of this.

You order a young Christina Hendricks looking AI neural sex bot to your door, 100% sterile and clean and then she proceeds to efficiently milk you with the collective knowledge and experience of every prostitute out there in its programming. AND she cooks you a meal right after, cleans everything up and goes back to HQ to get factory new clean again. And you get back to cartoon frog posting online.
Anonymous (ID: iRVOvf6B) No.60778735
>>60778509
people used to call this sex slaves (wives) in the past, literally the only reason to get married back then. They'll end up creating women who breathe, have a warm pussy, emotions, can cook, etc while having no rights. All that science for something God already gave us for free