Thread 60778799

I sold all my crypto at the bottom, does the military still accept 32 yar olds? i need something to do, if nothing works im blowing my brains out at 35

>>60778799 (OP)
Pretty sure the maximum age to join the army is 32 if you’re not prior service. Better hurry!

Have you tried the wagie pipeline?
>Get a job
>Use that job's 401(k) to save up for retirement with employer match.
>Take whatever benefits you want, then look at your average net.
>Pay for essentials (gas, food, bills, etc.) first, then split what's left into three parts: HYSA, Crypto/Stocks/Bonds, and "play money", in that order.
>Collect dividends and interest while you wage. Make adjustments to your Savings to Investments ratio based on market trends.
>If you are fired/quit jobs, take 401(k) and roll it into an IRA ASAP to prevent loss of funds.

It'll take a while, but you can make it back, brother.

I'm 32 yo and a doctor. You had 13 years, why didn't you make it already?

buy 1 million dollar worth of BAT now and sell it for 10 million dollars within 12 months

>>60778886
life man, saved up enough money for myself working from 19-28, 2022 market hurt me hard, and family stuff got worse, had to cash out money for funerals. now im just sitting at home, family home, no rent which is good, doordashing for gambling money.
i wish i had independence at 18 or 19, i was busy helping family nonstop

>>60778886
90% of 4chan users seem to be doctors, lawyers and engineers

Its crazy to me how many 4chan geeks & nerds are high IQ, im one of those unlucky geeks & nerds on 4chan who is low IQ

Oh well, you're still losers to normies when u go outside and they look at u because im guessing your phenotype physically is still of the ugly nerd/ geek variant

>>60778969
Damn i feel you bro, i had nothing but time when i was 20 (had to do a military service at 19, it’s compulsory in my country). Parents even paid for my prep courses for the entrance exam. We often forget how priviledged we have been. I get so much high quality pussy now thanks to my doctor status, i know things would be worse otherwise.

>>60778799 (OP)
> I sold all my crypto at the bottom, does the military still accept 32 yar olds?

They do, but how fat are you? Joining isn't hard or impossible, but it's not as easy as you probably think.

>>60779004
the problem is i couldve gotten accepted in med school, i had great grades, but i had to start working immediately, its hard when your family is bad with money,
what kind of doctor are you if i may ask. but im happy for you anon,

>>60779012
im actually athletic, never left the gym lifestyle, i always wanted to be a pilot, i know that option is never gonna happen, im thinking of just shooting myself anyway if i dont like it

>>60778997
Nah lol i’ve literally made it as i say, i’m one of those rare nerds who still were pretty normal outside nerd hobbies. I was the class clown phenotype but indeed after 13 years of experience i’ve turned it into the funny hearty guy type. A lot of early 4channers weren’t total autists, look at people like moot or zyzz. I’ve been on 4chan since 2008z

>>60779024
I’m a gp but in my country gps do a lpt of stuff that belongs to specialized doctors in other countries. They also get paid well (compared to median salary in my country) and i can just name my hours. It’s hard work but i can take time off whenever i want and i get to help people.

>>60779041
>look at people like zyzz

he blasted roids and die at 21?

>>60779166
checked, and i wish you the best, thanks anon, i have to figure out what to do before 40
>>60779239
he was a real nigga

>>60778997
I am. fake doctor lol but I make money. (Chiropractic) literally only went to school to have a job to make more money to buy link and raise my son.

>>60779315
>only went to school to have a job to make more money
I did the same by becoming a pharmacist. I made good money with nothing serious to spend it on so I invested heavily. Now I’m retired 10 years after graduation.

>>60778997
>90% of 4chan users seem to be doctors, lawyers and engineers
Kek I'm unironically a law student, but I wouldn't recommend it. It's hard as fuck