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Anonymous (ID: vBStX+0b) No.60780453 >>60780527 >>60780551 >>60781697 >>60781733 >>60781757 >>60781761 >>60782453 >>60782885 >>60782899 >>60783139 >>60783220 >>60783313 >>60783418
What's the hardest you've ever laugh at a /biz post
Anonymous (ID: 5xbdH8LF) No.60780477 >>60780501 >>60781707 >>60782408 >>60783204
Daily reminder that CEXs pay their workers to shill trading/leverage across every platform available. Read the Binance trial documents. They will larp as winners to lure retards into gambling their money away.
Anonymous (ID: ID82wp9f) No.60780501
>>60780477
Of your looking to make some quick shekels you should look at Luckio. Your best bet is one called "coin flip". Fifty percent odds you will win and double your moneys.
Anonymous (ID: 1uPtIkmH) No.60780527
>>60780453 (OP)
jessica managing millions after bartender experience.
Anonymous (ID: w+BfmOrZ) No.60780551 >>60781756 >>60781772
>>60780453 (OP)
The one about Bingus..
Anonymous (ID: RGGkCZQZ) No.60781697 >>60781702
>>60780453 (OP)
>it's pretty easy with A.i.
guaranteed that person has windows on his computer and has never even used a command line in his entire fucking life
Anonymous (ID: h9wVHFQQ) No.60781702 >>60781727
>>60781697
I have windows on my computer...
Anonymous (ID: 8+5fJoBw) No.60781707 >>60781717 >>60782408
>>60780477
I think i fell for this then

I was a bitcoin maxi for a long time, accumulated a decent amount of bitcoins

But I kept seeing on 4chan people constantly say how they're making so much money trading with leverage, buying memecoins, etc

So I started using my bitcoins to go into leveraged trades on altcoins, buying memecoins, etc, and I got completely destroyed

I fell for the trader and shitcoin hype and lost it all

Im an actual midwit NPC
Anonymous (ID: /LnFrH6K) No.60781717 >>60782408
>>60781707
Same, bro. I wish I had never found about hyperliquid. It has ruined my life
Anonymous (ID: vBStX+0b) No.60781727 >>60781748
>>60781702
Why? switch to linux
Anonymous (ID: TOGAJ5T3) No.60781733
>>60780453 (OP)
His AI girlfriend respects him.
Anonymous (ID: TOGAJ5T3) No.60781748 >>60782374
>>60781727
Because it is better!

Seriously though, more control, less spyware, and better use of your hardware. You can get an old laptop from a friend who is buying a new one to run Windows 11. Wipe it, partition it and install a free operating system. Lock it down as much as you want or just set the firewall permissions and enjoy your Chan forum.
Anonymous (ID: VXxuoI01) No.60781756
>>60780551
Got you, anon
Anonymous (ID: UviRPPTu) No.60781757
>>60780453 (OP)
>holding link is like having a normal life
>bingus
>guitar sergey interview
but best of all? pic rel
Anonymous (ID: Lp7uM9gD) No.60781761
>>60780453 (OP)
The anon who goat a horse hide jacket or the gravedigger anon
Anonymous (ID: Lp7uM9gD) No.60781772
Also an older one would be when everyone was excited for a chain link booth at a convention and it was right next to the bathroom, small and out of the way. This was like 2016-2017 so a lot of you probably weren't even around.
>>60780551
This is a classic too
Anonymous (ID: EMm2zo4A) No.60781807 >>60782355 >>60783146
Nothing beats this one
I took the screenshot myself
Good ol' times
Anonymous (ID: Chi4lGQb) No.60782355
>>60781807
no name no nothing?
Anonymous (ID: bmCycALa) No.60782373
Anonymous (ID: mUINbhhd) No.60782374
>>60781748
Mac is the best, unironically. Since my compute demands have increased I'm going to need to setup a linux server though, looking forward to redeploying my Guix config desu.
Anonymous (ID: lQjHYbM2) No.60782408 >>60782434
>>60780477
>>60781707
>>60781717
You idiots just dont understand the purpose of leverage. yuove been taken for a walk

all you niggers are using it as a gambling tool based on the idea that you are 'right'

So what ends up happening is, you look for patterns in NOISE, and you try to be right about patterns in NOISE

Then you morons get liquidated because you were "NOT RIGHT"! Well you were NOT WRONG either because 10 minutes later it does +10%. Sounds familiar? Yeah ... this is the fate of high leverage niggers who trade on the idea of having to be right in a situation where the odds are 50% or worse. (Cause youre longing the top 20x for a breakout)
you should trade leverage in the same way you trade spot

you need to have planned in advance what you will do when you are -70%

you need to understand that platforms who let the slider go above is 5x are retard baiting you

I build a position over long time with 3x and only after taking profits I might re-enter with >5x to get back to my original trade size
Anonymous (ID: lQjHYbM2) No.60782434
>>60782408
i have 38 pages of nothing but ridiculous green trades in my history. well over 10x

leverage just lets you exploit a trend maximally while taking on more risk

luckily there's a cheat code. BTC always goes up

if you get underwater you always recover with more money than before

just manage the trade and trade with such a size that you can defend it

>I disavow the CEXmud
>Gas the market makers
Anonymous (ID: iWSmhN4j) No.60782453
>>60780453 (OP)
that is funny, I thought the gameplan was to scalp dead-face-people-paper when short on crypto.
truly wild to imagine that I share my mental attention on this board with people like that.
probably doesn't even have a wall-sized door in his home
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Anonymous (ID: 0axxrhv1) No.60782885
>>60780453 (OP)
The dude who bought like 60 cubic meters of lumber
Anonymous (ID: dGWZ61DE) No.60782899
>>60780453 (OP)
Probably the bingus one, or maybe the luigi finance and the old rugpulls from before 2021. There was also that time the kleros court was in full swing over that dude who failed to take an accurate self portrait
Anonymous (ID: zwmazHDb) No.60783099
does anyone have the thread where the OP pays some milf escorts in vegas to let him eat their asses. he lines them up gets them to strip and starts but immediatley changes his mind and kicks them out kek.
Anonymous (ID: FeZu7bI1) No.60783122
Post the guy who had barrels of oil delivered to his home
Anonymous (ID: 8z5xhHGY) No.60783139
>>60780453 (OP)
>odd post
Anonymous (ID: Dokj0up+) No.60783146
>>60781807
Kek i remember when i first got a pretty girl after a five years of browsing 4chan and smelled her asshole. Porn is the greatest vice of our time.
Anonymous (ID: KkdfyLas) No.60783204
>>60780477
It's not just cexes, shitfluencers pay jeets to larp as successful shitcoin traders on 4chan, posting laughing frogs and teasing anons for not buying random shitfluencer shitcoins.
Anonymous (ID: Xu5MbbCi) No.60783220
>>60780453 (OP)

Not one of the mainstream ones and I don't have the post on this device, but I'd been studying the bible (not religious, just mildly curious about the worldview), and had gotten to the part where he gives the parable about building houses on foundations of sand or rock. The post in question was some anon raging about how utterly jewish the derivatives market was, and described it being 'as stable as a tower of shit built on top of a pile of shit'. I'd been slightly depressed at the time, having then just come into knowledge of the extent of financial corruption, and the context of it broke me up in a way I hadn't for a long time.
Anonymous (ID: 8Gi1LQ5K) No.60783313
>>60780453 (OP)
Back in 2018-2019 when someone created a post saying he would pay 20 usd in litecoin to someone drawing a mumu fucking a bobo and someone did the pic that is now censored about bobo fucking tiny bobo.

Then the board started to pay him to make the versions of bobo fucking mumu and crab fucking both.

It was such a shity thread that such high quality degenerate art came unexpected.

The uncle moshe post resurrected 5 years after 2017 were biz anons started to post images of sticking things on their ass to get btc gifts were also hillarious.
Anonymous (ID: 8Gi1LQ5K) No.60783418
>>60780453 (OP)
16 july 2019 is the funniest thread of biz history it's about the live house session were pic related happened.

But i can't find the thread