Thread 60782608

>family know I'm "into bitcoin"
>probably think I have like $2k of BTC
>actually have 7 figs

>>60782612
ive sped run financial success

why don't women care that i own crypto?

>>60782612
Same. I haven't mentioned BTC since 2017 but my dad suddenly started asking me if I had any after the price got to $100k. I retired earlier this year but I told everybody I'm taking a 1-year sabbatical away from work.

>>60782624
if you die who gets your wallet if nobody knows?

>>60782629
It'll go to the grave me with me unless someone searches my house for my seed phrase and knows what to do with it. But I'll definitely leave behind like $750k+ worth of stocks and retirement funds to my parents and siblings if I died today.

How does $26 sound?

>>60782623
because your crypto can't smash the cervix

And it's better if they don't notice, I mean, I've been waiting with my NPC for this for months, I was able to buy a Switch 2 and I don't have the bills on top of me anymore, life is good brother

>>60782713
What's the point of a Switch? Why not just play on PC?

>>60782713
>nintendo

i would tread carefully with that stuff. this guy was a nintendofag

>>60782608 (OP)
I have an arrogant friend who gloats 5 figures worth of crypto meanwhile I've made 400k. God, I really want to shut him up but I heard it's bad to reveal your power levels. How can I subtly reveal I mog his bitch ass

>>60782731
Who is that?

>>60782623
because you mentioned it
the more you shut your mouth around women and just talk about superficial things the better off you are

>>60782957
/tv/ janny. his parents got him a nintendo3ds at a young age and he got into diaper porn from it

>>60782608 (OP)
It would be more accurate to say, nobody is noticing how quickly the dollar is losing value.
We'll only be "rich" if enough people ride their dollars all the way to the bottom.

>>60782608 (OP)
The fuck you mean? I’m noticing how rich I’m getting.

I still don't know whether to sell or not
all my shit has already had a 2x and my moomoo remains stable, I feel like if I sell now, I'm going to miss out on something bigger

>>60782973
how tf do you get into that shit from a 3DS?

>>60782608 (OP)
The feeling may be the best in the world, my Dad is condescending as hell. He got barely got a GED and nepo'd his way into a comfy, way overpaying boomer job where he works 15 hours a week and makes a fuck ton of money and I make a modest 89k/year doing something that isn't too bad, but he knows I've been in crypto since 2016 and he's like "How's the little bitcoin doing?" I just say, alright. He could've nepo'd me in too, but literally wanted me to suffer.

I'm sitting on 800k+ right now in just crypto. I have 300k in stocks. Have 95k sitting in the bank. I want a 5x from here then I'm gonna buy a house cash and just act like it's not a big deal. He thinks I have 25k to my name. I might just fuck off to Japan with millions actually.

>>60782612
everyone on 4chan be like

you guys im totally on 981259198759712978571298571928757129587519857298571 heckin figs bitcoin to the moon

>>60783579
>I have 300k in stocks
is it worth investing in stocks?

>>60783585
AI and quantum, yes. Just hold for long term capital gains, stocks move very slow in comparison to crypto, but it's worth playing multiple markets.

>>60782608 (OP)
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>>60782612
>family knows I have 6 figs in crypto
>its not real money
My family is worse.

>>60783583
U mad?

>>60782624
I put in my notice this week to take a sabbatical too, though I wish I had held more of my 2017 stack. I don’t see the need to sit in a cubicle when I don’t really get much joy from the income coming in now.

I am not going to quit working forever because I like it, but for a long time I thought a 9-5 was what success looked like. BTC gave me the insight to actually go do what I want

>>60782623
because they don't understand it. they can't go to their makeup store and pay in crypto therefore it is not real to them. If anyone in this crypto industry was serious and had half a brain they would go to sephora and pay them an absurd amount of money to give a 10% discount to anyone that pays with their token and overnight the adoption of crypto would fucking sky rocket. men don't buy shit. if you want a currency to be popular you need to get women on board.

>>60782623
because women literally dont care about money anymore since they can make their own, you have to stand out in someway. use your autism to stand out. most of you are funny as fuck, just leverage that after getting your mind and body right. its that simple but takes time and work.

>>60783579
sucks he's condescending anon. my dad was always very judgemental which did a number on me. luckily i'm on my own now and that energy doesn't pollute my space. he's also changed because i think he picked up on his bad habits. unfortunately its a little too late. i have to interest in making ammends.

>>60783732
>I am not going to quit working forever because I like it
This is the lie I was telling myself because I was a workaholic. I've tasted freedom and I'm not going back.

>>60782629
>>60783732
ideally you'd leave behind 13 riddles; one for each word and another that reveals the order. Bonus points if you hide each riddle in separate locations.

>>60783795
That would be ok with me. Whatever gets me my soul back in the deepest way

>>60782952
The same way people have been doing for millennia: fancy cars and watches
>>60782623
I assume crypto is a pretty big ick l
>>60782676
But crypto could pay for a vacation to a tropical paradise where she can get smashed by the locals
>>60783585
I have 100k in ETFs and shit. In 21 years it should be around 800k so at least I'll have that if crypto goes tits up.

>>60783811
>The same way people have been doing for millennia: fancy cars and watches
True, but i don't want to buy a depreciating asset like a car, and watches I don't care for. Any other ideas?

>>60782608 (OP)
I'm still below breakeven

>>60783832
Uh, new iPhone?

>>60783583
/biz has been going for nearly a decade, there are many 7 fig guys that here now.

>>60782639
>unless someone searches my house
Jannies? How much for this guy's ip address?

>>60783836
You'll make it. Put more in BTC than in the pieces of shit you hold currently