Thread 60783004

Once you make it, how will you keep the illusion of working for your family? Your wife will not be happy if you're at home all day on your laptop doing jack shit in her eyes even if you provide for her.

>>60783004 (OP)
I'll stake it and she'll probably assume I have to move it around a lot to get it to do its thing every day. Free money isn't easy. Heh.

>>60783004 (OP)
>making it, and NEET are functionally the same thing

>>60783004 (OP)
So you need to have a second wife in a second house. Alternating between wives is “going to work”. Perhaps that’s the only way a man can truly make it.

>wife
lol. lmao even.

I won't be sitting around on a laptop doing jack shit, I'll be making the things I want to make.

>>60783043
Name 3 things that wont make you look like a tool

>>60783004 (OP)
You can afford going out regularly to fuck whores

>>60783057
I want to make a low downforce top element for my amateur open wheel car. I'm working on decompiling an old DOS game. I want to finish my CETME parts kit build. Those are three projects I will complete soon, waging or not.

>>60783017
>you need two parasites instead of one who doesn't really want you

>>60783004 (OP)
I already had sex thousands of times

Not working is better

>>60783072
You sound incredibly gay

>>60783004 (OP)
Die out
https://desu-usergeneratedcontent.xyz/int/image/1692/89/1692891978667.jpg

>>60783004 (OP)
personal hobby as a job

>>60783072
That's incredibly ick

>>60783004 (OP)
Rent out an office space under an LLC where you can always go to give off the illusion that you're "working"

I am 31 years old and I never even kissed a girl

>>60783072
>CETME parts kit build
Pretty based. I like working on guns too.
Personally I can’t wait to raise my kids and go canoe camping with them while the wagies toil away during the week. I’ll probably learn to work on cars better than I can now, too.

>>60783160
>>60784780
Wife thinks I'm cool
>>60784881
Same, mine are too little still. We'll also be racing karts of course.

>>60783004 (OP)
You are wise and have some understanding of women. I'll buy an acre of land with a trailer on it and pretend I'm going to work

>>60783004 (OP)
> for your family
kek
Imagine having one. The types that are too weird mentally and can't stand having other people being there disturbing their thoughts with useless chatter, are the types to make it.

>>60786163
Just kidding. He's right though, gotta not let your woman see you too comfy

>>60786209
>tfw too smart to have kids
lol

>>60786564
The movie idiocracy was prophetic.

>>60783004 (OP)
Get a presidential appointment as a senior official with no real responsibilities
>Take like a meeting or two a day, if you feel like it
>Get invited to travel on official government passport, get fancy treatment by foreign officials
>No real hours
>Get to boss around careers
>Can't be fired unless you upset the president

die

I plan on spending my time trying to recreate the philosophers stone of alchemy, I will grow medicinal plants and study botany, I am interested in the use of drugs in ancient religions and mystery cults. I am fascinated by the fabled kykeon substance of the eleusinian mysteries, a compound which reportedly causes one to die and be born again. The legendary theriac of ancient rome, a substance made of 60+ different plants and animals, including opium and several snake venoms, a panacea super medicine that Nero and Marcus Aurelius used. I want to study all of the ancient greek classics. I want to dive into western philosophy, german ontology, I want to explore perennialism, I find it very plausible that all of the religions come from the same primordial religion.
Eventually I would even consider writing some books, to pass down the knowledge which I have learned.

>>60783004 (OP)
First of all getting married if fucking retarded and everybody should be aware of this very simple fact at this point, it's a beautiful little tradition but people change, and sometimes they change for worse, binding yourself to someone else LEGALLY is the most abysmal, retarded idea ever. Anyway, once I make it from useless, pepe and doge alone, I will tell my GIRLFRIEND and nobody else, I don't want my pathetic, disgusting family being aware at all. Then, we'll see what we can do. Maybe she can learn how to trade herself, maybe we can start a biz of our own, maybe we fuck off to some third worlder Caribbean country. But she will know. If she sadly starts acting like a bitch she gets dumped, hopefully this doesn't happen.
>>60784730
I'd be too lazy to keep the charade up. I like 3D modelling but I only like to touch it like two times a month. Every time I autistically hyper fixate on it and do a lot of cool shit but after a few days (maybe almost a week) I'll just drop it.

>>60783004 (OP)
why would you be at home all day?

>>60783004 (OP)
I'm already early retired but I don't want my girlfriend or family to know. I'm gonna look into freelance medical/technical writing. Hopefully I find something that isn't too challenging and is more like a hobby. But I'll be able to use it to make me look like I'm consistently working while I sit in front of my computer browsing /biz/ (which I love).

>>60788636
what will you do when everyone else is working?

>>60783004 (OP)
Don't like it? You know where the door is.

>>60783004 (OP)
>make it
You can keep busy by preparing for all sorts of intense/dangerous (but temporary, non-apocalyptic) scenarios related to economic, supply chain, extreme weather etc. troubles.
Stack on top of that improving your health and learning how to do more around the house for yourself (which is related to harsh times when you may not be able to call someone to do that stuff).
After that? Cover all those bases and there shouldn't really be an issue if you are just at home enjoying your time. Only other thing left to do would be diversifying into investment avenues that grant you passive income so neither of you have to work, eventually.

Making it for me is being in my shop all day building shit or working on old cars

>>60788389
>the fabled kykeon
Lsd was invented in 1938 so you are a bit late to that one anon
The rest of it was just a magicians show with pyrotechnics in a temple and mass orgy afterwards

die

>>60783004 (OP)
that's when you build your own "job" so you can say "honey, i'm heading to the office" but then you just hang with your guys and play vidya or do fun projects.

>>60786583
I agree
But just because idiots breed more doesn’t mean everyone who breeds is an idiot

>>60783004 (OP)
I'll build a no joke wizards tower and dive into old tomes and magick books
Might even ponder my own ORB

die

>>60791243
Antinatalism is pure reddit.

>>60783073
Do you want me to fuck your mom and sister instead? Is that the problem here?

die

die

>>60783004 (OP)
Odd day at home relaxing after you made it is normal, living like a neet isnt. Most people who make it travel and do hobbies and shit.

how do you explain it to the wife?

What the fuck is there even to explain? Everything's paid for and you do what you want to do. If she cant handle that you didnt make it and will lose it in the divorce, the biggest choice that will affect you "making it" or not is who you choose to be with, its a life and death decision and needs to be treated as such. Most men are better off not doing it due to the extremely lopsided risk reward, but unfortunately, its also a biological imperative to reproduce, so I get there is crazy amounts of pressure to take a bad deal.

die

>>60783004 (OP)
Nigger, just go outside every so often

die

>>60783004 (OP)
lease a shitty small office somewhere. set up a shitposting station. go there in place of waging

>>60783004 (OP)
>once you make it
>wife

>>60783004 (OP)
>your family
>Your wife
JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA

die

die

die

>no family left
>no wife
>only whores
>already made it decades ago
next

>>60797579
Women have this biological imperative built into them, where if they -perceive- a man is not doing something to provide for them, they will become adversarial of that man.

It's a defense mechanism built into women DNA to ensure their survival, a primal instict.

Even if you are the richest man in the world, if they even -feel- like you're a lazy bum, their instict will automatically tell them to confront said man.
They just need to feel it, it doesn't even have to be true.

This does not apply only to married men.
Even unmarried men, who had no female partners, is subject to the same judgement treatment by any female.
Be it motgers, strangers, politician, any women really. Its biological.

So for non-autists who values female presence, they'd have to pretend to be a 'provider', a man of means, to gain the approval of women, and get them off their back.

>>60805615
Islam fixes this.

Is any of this actually true or just incel fantasy? I can understand them getting the ick if you never leave the house like me, but I can't really imagine them not liking a guy who's financially independently with hobbies and a social circle

>>60783004 (OP)
>Your wife will not be happy if you're at home all day on your laptop doing jack shit in her eyes even if you provide for her.

Then she can leave. I dont exist to please some femoid. I can have a rotating roster of 19-25 year old eaters on speed dial by the weekend.

>>60805643
Up to you bud. We've been there. You can test it yourself, its a good education.

Unless your idleness is offset by some other overwhelming quailities such as good-lookingness, fear of physical violence, or just plain ol charisma, your woman will make trouble for you if you triggered their ick.

Basically you need to make yourself look important in feont of them.

>>60805618
This is kind of true, because Islamic countries doesn't have the retarded law that allows women to divorce-rape you and take all your money and house.
Only men can divorce a woman.
And the husband should only allow women to stay in their home for maximum of 1 year.
So women is kept on short leash.
You can't trust women to make fair judgement in anything.
Usually it's just a nuisance, an inconvenience, but if given power by the jewish law like what we have today, women retardation has become an apocalyptic disaster for our civilization.

>>60805756
Exactly.

There is nothing wrong with living like a neet. If i had fuck you money id lift/ do kickboxing and play vidya all fucking day. It is frowned upon society because you dont consooom.

>>60786564
Smart people stopped having kids like 15 years ago.

>>60783004 (OP)
Ive thought the same thing, I guess you just have to start some sort of small business doing whatever it is you like and thats basically your cover. I think ill use AI to make an animated right wing YouTube show or something

>>60805790
Just run a small gentlemen club where the men can smoke shisha, hookah, injun peace pipe, cigars, etc, and nothing else.
No women will come, and you guys can talk about how to rid the country of jewish disease all day.
Probably have a small gun range at the back, open during weekdays. Its good to train and prepare.

I plan on spending my time hiking and climbing every cool place in North America and Europe and otherwise volunteering at animal shelters.

>>60783004 (OP)
I am a health nut and also believe in self sufficiency so I will have a big homestead and the work will just be gardening/permaculture, raising animals, bee keeping, hunting/fishing, brewing ham thy potions and elixirs for best quality food and medicines. Will also learn to build stuff and gain as much skills as possible. The dream is to get a wife into this life style that will learn to be a great cook and have many children and teach them self sufficiency as well.

The wealth may not last forever in the bloodline but if they know how to survive and be self sufficient they will always be wealthy and have the wilderness as their home and need not have to participate in Jewish globohomo society

>>60805816
You'd need about 140 acres for a family to be self-sufficient in America. And a LOT of hard work. Dangerous hard work. Basically no free time at all.

However, to be partially self-sufficient, yeah, you can do fhat. Raise chickens, grow some potatoes, off grid solar energy, fish-trapping, to supplement your needs. You'll still have to work elsewhere. But at least you can train yourself on how to minimize dependency from kiked gov, should things went south.


You'll also have to somehow shield your wife and children from being hypnotized by jewish influence, which is nigh impossible

>>60805816
>homestead
I hope you suffer

>>60783004 (OP)
buy or rent an office, have a nice comfy gaming/movie watching setup there , every morning you go to "work" where you game or watch movies or whatever all day, come home at 5

>>60789694
This. Nothing better for a man than to be in a shop working on cars or some other stuff. Also if I ever made it I would just spend a long while researching tools and the best of the best shit to buy. That's another hobby of mine.

>>60783073
Don't care as long as they suck me off every day they can leech. Plus the two (whether knowing or unknowingly) will be in competition with each other so they won't let themselves go or be bitchy because it would make the other one look good.
Anyways all women are leeches bro even if they worked a full job and contributed they expect you to contribute more anyways because they are never happy and still force men into gender roles so you are just a dumb fag that doesn't understand women.

>>60783004 (OP)
>wife
fucking lol

>>60788389
ok glowtard/botfag make it less obvious

>>60789715
Greeks didnt have the advanced chemistry and machinery needed to turn ergot into lsd

>>60783004 (OP)
IF I made it, my wife would know. I'm not some degenerate fuck who hides things from his wife. Also she's a financial analyst and although I'm smarter with investing and money she is solid too.

But my family and her family wouldn't be in the loop.
I work from home already so it would be easy to keep the charade up except if have more freedom to do stuff in the middle of the day

die

die

>>60805917
what will you say when she asks what do you do for work?

die

>>60784730
This, I'd just start writing.

die

>>60783004 (OP)
buy a studio and become a full time artist

die

>>60783160
You sound like a loser.

>>60783004 (OP)
I'll chop wood in my private orchard to keep callouses on my hands.

die

>>60783004 (OP)
not married so not a problem

>>60805886
Try the "new" self sufficient.
It's very easy if you are rich.
You simply pay a farm hand that already does these things locally for other farmers.

On my way to this I've NO CONTRACT leased my land to no spray hay. So in three years (now as I started awhile ago) I have 80 acres of hay instead of onions.
I dug some holes and have lots of water.
Soon I'll supervise/work with a team of poor rural dudes and fence in the whole thing.
Then I'll start with a few cows that go only to the local processor for me and freeze them.

Then I'll section off potato rows and other bulk grown things.
Then I'll get a greenhouse.
Ducks in the pond.
Chickens.
Etc.

You have to slow roll these things and if you have decent money you can hire out most work until it's complete.
Once complete you still just hire someone to tend it which will only take one person with your own contribution.

>>60783004 (OP)
>keeping the illusion of working with family
>he doesn't just quietly slip away from his family entirely shiggy diggy

PRO-TIP: just tell your family you got this great job somewhere far away that they would hate or simply not be interested in at all, like working as a research assistant in Africa or managing a MacDonald's, and tell them how excited you are, and how you're moving all the way out there for this new job!

Tell them all how you've found this house out there you wanna buy as an investment to live in and save money instead of burning it on rent and just working to barely get by.

Imply that if a few of your kin or your entire family threw in to loan (or gift, like a mitzvah) enough money to help you make the downpayment on the mortgage for this house (or just buy it outright), like if they collectively dollar-matched whatever you had in cash, that you'd have no problem, and pay them all back in a year...

...but, if you couldn't find the money, you'd be stuck doggy-paddling to barely pay rent, never building a nest egg, just grinding as a McManager at McD's in order to barely maintain survival level while *hoping* for a promotion so that you can *finally* start saving money...

...but, hey, that's what *you* -- yes: (You) -- really wanna do, especially in *that* particular city/town/wherever!

...so, of course, your family won't help you AT ALL.*
>*: if anyone in your family *does* help you, write their name down in your "nice book" -- these are the family you'll look after, include in your will, help without hesitation the moment they ask, just don't let even *them* know the truth about your money
...so, when you "move away" to the other side of the planet or wherever, make sure to post on your socials or send to your family pictures of "you living there," doing your work, etc.

>it's easy to pay a mcd manager $100 and put on a $100 mcd uniform and pose for photos "working" on the line while it looks busy

>Let the family naturally alienate.<

>>60783004 (OP)
lol didn't read all that
>wife
lmao
okay
here goes:

>be neet
>be rich
>be married
>wake up
>bone wife
>wife makes breakfast for you
>kiss wife goodbye
>off to work dot meme
>leave
>drive to train station
>park
>get on train
>get off in another city in a poor neighborhood
>visit the trap house you secretly own there
>kiss latina girlfriend hello
>latina girlfriend makes tacos for your lunch
>latina girlfriend sucks you off as you digest
>take nice siesta
>wake up
>bone latina girlfriend
>kiss latina girlfriend goodbye
>adios bonita
>go for a jog
>to the gym
>go to the gym
>work out a little bit
>feel good
>take a nice long shower
>maybe swim or jacuzi
>shower again at the gym
>change back into regular clothes
>catch cab or subway to train station
>take train back to where car is parked
>drive home
>kiss wife hello
>bone wife like a champion to make her happy
>wife makes dinner for you
>tell your wife the most boring fake work story ever then pretend to listen to her tell you about her day
>mention to your wife that you're going out of town next week so you're taking her out to dinner tomorrow
>kiss wife goodnight
>skip girlfriend entirely on following day and just go for a very long walk in the forest
>come home early to take your wife to dinner at a fancy restaurant
>enjoy a great evening together
>kiss wife goodnight
>kiss wife goodmorning
>leave
>fly to vegas for a month
>call wife and girlfriend randomly
>talk to each for either a minute or an hour
>either way you must always interrupt the call
>suddenly
>mid sentence while wife or girlfriend is talking
>"sorry hon gotta go right now love you bye".meme
>...except for *one* time (for each) *very* late at night where you keep her on *all* night on the edge of sleep like you called her back just when you knew she was settling into sleep cuz you have cameras to peep your properties at all times which you always inform your loved ones about for their own safety so such surveillance is purely consensual
>:3

>>60783004 (OP)
>Family
>Wife

My my, all these assumptions.

>>60783004 (OP)
not my problem i was neeting and gonna continue neeting

>>60786163
She only gets mad that you're always around because it makes it harder for her to fuck other men behind your back.

die

>>60783004 (OP)
>Once you make it, how will you keep the illusion of working for your family?
I'm planning on getting a motorcycle and working on apps for a while, and when they least expect I'll be on the other side of the country with muh bike or somethin'. Pic related, this lil indian bloody motorcycle is really catching my eyes

>>60783004 (OP)
>your wife
will be a neetchad who would want nothing more than to rot with me at home all day

>>60783004 (OP)
I've put a decent amount of thought into this.
If I get enough to pay off all my debt (mortgages) and replace my full salary via spare income from ETFs/Index Funds then I'll cash out almost all my crypto to do so. It will guarantee my wife no longer has to work (which we are already close to doing). This money will be contained in trusts to distribute funds and reduce overall tax.
Then I'll continue to work for a few more years (5 years max) to secure my childrens financial future. In, or after this time I'll shift to part time work for 3 days a week max (work will accept this or i will simply fully quit). The other 2-3 days I'll be establishing my own office that's located in a nice area near decent coffee shops.
I already work on small projects to produce a little bit of extra money in my spare time, so I'll focus on these. They're all projects I actually have interest in making. My main intent is to greatly increase my own personal freedom in doing so.

I'll have a set workplace of my choosing (where I dont have to deal with any peak hour traffic), my kids will see I still work (important as a role model for kids) and that I'm financially successful. If all goes well I'll produce additional income on top of my investments.

Outside of the financial goals it frees up my time overall and lets me focus on doing what I need to do and not adhere to other peoples (bosses) schedules.

>>60783004 (OP)
>Your wife will not be happy if you're at home all day on your laptop doing jack shit in her eyes even if you provide for her.
My profession already looked like this, even though it can be hellish to work (software engineering)

I want to make money some other way these days. Maybe go sell motorcycles if I'm loaded or be a tech company facilities manager or something chill

>>60788653
What job titles do you look for and where?

>>60824379
Two suggestions - you mention you want to make money some other way, but you're mentioning areas you may not be fully experienced in (a jump from software engineering to selling motorcycles is a big change in skillsets).
You've spent a long time building a particular set of skills, you could look to redeploy these skills on some projects you're interested in outside of work then ramp it up to break away from full time work. Or you could simply work as a consultant/contractor to get more money in shorter time and spend a month or two a year (outside of contracts) working on your own things to get ramped up.

>>60824415
While I'm not against or incapable of picking up some new skills, I don't know how to just go grab 2 month technology contacts.

I have been all in or all out of big tech. The $200k+ kind of tech stuff. Not sure who needs the kind of stuff i do for just a short duration.

>>60824402
>What job titles do you look for and where?
I'm not 100% sure since I haven't started my search yet. But at the very least, I'll be looking for medical writer, regulatory writer, or clinical writer.

>>60783004 (OP)
This is why I wont get married, I will soon make my money up with UTK, travel the world and fuck Asian bitches

>>60783057
Networking: coffee in morning. hit the gym. then lunch. then the cigar shop- lots of HNWI there. home to take a shower and eat dinner.
Business Coach: youre so successful, right?
Volunteering: duh
Drive Around Town: alternate areas- look for patterns and determine ways to profit: whats rundown? whats for sale? whats being developed? what do these developments need? surely you networked with someone that provide the solutions, right?
Read a Book: somewhere not at home- the park, the woods, the coffee shop. Duh.
Start a side business. Buy a rundown business. Fix it. Invest in a stratup- youre so succesful, right? you have something to offer more than money, right?

>>60805643
It isn't true, there are now women with decent paying jobs supporting loser deadbeat dudes who sit around and do absolutely nothing all day. I doubt it lasts forever but I have seen such a thing several times last for over a decade of marriage or long term relationship. The variance in behavior of humans is far greater than the random abstractions you see here written by people who have little experience. >>60808314 is probably one of the few married people here. A lot of relationships are shitty in general so you read the bitter dregs online because the men and women doing healthy aren't blogging about it on Instagram and 4chan.

And why the hell is barneyfag's script firing on /biz/, how did he breach /co/ntainment?

>>60824450
Yeah I also have a speciality techfag field and have no idea how to go full independent for brief stints, the networking and contract sales is a whole job in its own right.

Working on motorcycles is piss easy, I already do it in my free time and my daily is usually whatever working bike I have, but damn if my time isn't limited (easily able to sit on 4chan for hours during work but can't fuck off to the garage). It would be fun to just hickflip Craigslist winter bought beaters into summer sales. Wouldn't need to care about profit if you've made it, I just like having bikes and getting more people riding.

die

>>60783004 (OP)
>>60805615
>Your wife will not be happy if you're at home all day
autistic girls dont have this issue
>>60805813
where are you planning on going first /out/chad?
>>60805816
based, godspeed anon
also guns and ten thousand bullets

>>60783004 (OP)
Because you lost the ambition. Whats funny is guess what. Every human loses ambition when given the cheat codes. What do you do when you have no need for money and know everything? You search for that scratch that makes you feel alive. Dangerous shit.