Thread 60783737

My portfolio is $340k but I still can afford a house that was $300k in 2015

>>60783737 (OP)
hello conshohocken anon. you need to take the remote job and flyover town pill. for me, it's moving back to my rural hometown in BRADFORD COUNTY, PA.

Hope that tree never gets any bigger or decides to fall over at any point.

>>60783737 (OP)
that house has a tree in it. do not buy.
I'm just gonna be a rent fag until prices come down.

>>60783887
Thats now how trees grow dumbass

>>60783894
if the house has a tree, you must leave

>>60783742
Oh wow that's way up there

>20 years to break even with a rentoid
nice investment, truly in /biz/ spirit

>>60783942
yes its very comfy. i refuse to pay the jews $600k plus interest for a plywood box on 0.2 acres of land.

>>60783937
>>60783894
>>60783887
>>60783880
It's got two trees

>>60783937
>leave/leaf

>>60783737 (OP)
The main line is one of the richest parts of the country. Drive 15 minutes northwest and that same house is 450k

>>60784091
That's still mainline

That’d be a great property to buy to go metal detecting.
I think I’m gonna buy something in south Philly you can still get a shitty rowhome for cheap and there aren’t too many niggers if you’re south enough.

>>60783961
How the hell do they even get the house insured? Has to be a surplus line of insurance, which is expensive AF.

My house insurance was dropped after an agent came out and took pictures of the nearby trees.

I shopped around and every single company had a clause protecting them from nearby trees deemed hazardous.

>>60784103
No it isn't. It's Montgomery County...like Collegeville (still expensive) or Royersford (not quite as expensive)

>>60784133
Collegeville and royersford would be going directly north not following the mainline northwest

>>60784113
>That’d be a great property to buy to go metal detecting.
Metal detector pill me anon, sounds fun

>>60784221
Metal detecting is generally horrifically boring. I do it basically as meditation while listening to podcasts or audiobooks

>slowly waddle around for hours
>Find nothing but bottle caps and pennies


A place like valley forge though you can wander around with the fantasy of finding revolutionary war stuff like musket balls, shoe/belt buckles, buttons, pins, etc.

That said, even that stuff isn’t especially valuable or interesting and it will be tarnished and ugly. Metal detecting is a very stupid hobby that I love.

>>60784302
If I ever buy some land I'll definitely get into it. Sounds good for the soul

>>60783737 (OP)
Did he pave a sloped garage? Can a car even fit in there? wtf

>>60783737 (OP)
Someone send this to Nick Rochefort

>>60784338
Kek

>>60784215
The main line runs from like Malvern to the city, so depending on where you're starting from, north and northwest could both be true. Regardless, 15 minutes in either of those directions takes you out of the main line area. Stop being contentious.

> the expansive, house-length deck, where mature trees elegantly pass through the decking for a peaceful, treehouse-like feel
What the actual FUCK? What happens when the trees die and need to be cut down? What happens when they keep growing? Did they build the house around the trees or did they build the house first, plant the trees and cut holes in the deck and roof?

>>60784449
>The main line runs from like Malvern to the city
Lol. You'll take time to type multiple replies of on something you don't know or understand

>>60784461
The trees are probably 100yrs old obviously the house came latter and by mutt construction standards the house wont outlive those trees or outgrow them

>>60783737 (OP)
Move to flyover hickistan

>>60783937
CARLITOOOO

>>60783880
Wow, yeah, that's kind of stupid.
>>60783961
Holy crap, that's even more stupid.