Thread 60785365

Soon my REAL life will begin.

>>60785365 (OP)
Chainlink always frontruns the bullrun, stalls during the run, and then goes to a bear market crab (3-4 two runs ago, 6-7 last run, 9-10 this run.

>>60785365 (OP)
i pissed my pants during an elementary school baseball game i was playing in. i didn't think i could make it so i stood there for 10 minutes until i couldn't hold it even though the portapotty was like 50 ft away.

When I was in elementary school, I wanted to go to the restroom to pee, but instead of calling the teacher by her name, I accidentally called her mom. The whole class laughed at me, and I ended up peeing myself. I hold Chainlink (Ticker: LINK).

>>60785377
checked but unfortunately for schizos that is XRP this season. Front ran and now is done, they'll have to watch as all their liquidity actually exits into LINK and ETH.

>>60785365 (OP)
when i was a kid we went on a field trip to YMCA and i told the teacher i didn't have to pee even though i had to pee really bad, then i peed my pants before making it to the bathroom. when i got inside some other kids turned the lights off and i got really mad. that's why i FUD LINK

>>60785365 (OP)
I shit myself two times in first grade because I was too ashamed to go to the bathroom
I am now 33 years old, I have 615 claimable link and combined 300k in cash and stocks

>>60785365 (OP)
I pissed myself during an exam because I was too scared to get up. It ruined my life.

>>60785365 (OP)
Pic related happened to me twice. I thought it was embarrassing to ask for permission to go the restroom as everyone would know I was going there to shit. I ended up shitting my pants.

I have compensated since then by acquiring muscles, currency and women.

> was at work just walking around in my break
>need to fart
>shit
>liquid shit
>wash myself best i can and call in sick

>>60785826
>It ruined my life.
How?

Based pisschads itt

>>60785902
Anxiety disorder

>>60785365 (OP)
I jizzed all over myself during class in high school a few times because i was extremely horny, but was too shy to ask to go to the bathroom, so i just beat off right there in the middle of class.

>>60785365 (OP)
>Ask teacher if I can go to the restroom
>"I don't know CAN you?"
>Piss my pants

>>60785365 (OP)
Pissing the bed every night and then having a maid with a degree clean it up may be one luxury I indulge in post make-it

>>60785365 (OP)
I pissed my self at my friends house because I was too shy to use the washroom but instead of just full on listing my pants I let little bits of piss out all over their house because I thought they wouldn’t find out

>>60788333
zased

>>60787634
Hahaha
It hurts because as a teacher I do this to retards all the time.
I’m trans if that matters.

I shit myself in 3rd or 4th grade, and in 6th grade I jerked off to a cute spanish girl while looking right at her. She saw me and knew what I was doing underneath my shirt but I kept looking at her until I came hard as fuck. Was literally undressing her with my eyes. I am also white and have been morbidly obese since I entered middle school(I peaked in elementary)

>>60788377
> I’m trans if that matters
Yeah it matters. GTFO. You useless piece of shit! What the fuck are you doing on /iz/? A man who paints his nails and worries about his looks? You are a woman, don't you want to be you fucking faggot? This all is not /biz/ territory you understand? /biz/ territory is not having to deal with you idiots. We might pay you to clean.

>>60785365 (OP)
My real life starts... Tonite... (I've made 2.1 thousand american dollariroos tonight, so far bros I'm pretty excited).
>>60785365 (OP)
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>>60785815
Apparently a lot of biz users shat themselves a lot as kids. Makes sense why you all turned out the way you did :^)

>>60788430
I didn’t find out I was a woman until after I started swinging my link.
By then it was too late.

peed myself probably 30 times between 3rd and 5th grade bros dw about it

>>60785377
It happened exactly once and it was in 2020, at the beginning of the 2017 bull run LINK didn't even exist.
One time isn't enough to establish a pattern. Not that two times is much better.

I shit myself in kindergarten because I didn't want to stop playing with legos, resisted until the last possible second and then ran for the bathroom, shit my pants right in-front of the toilet

>>60785365 (OP)
At 16 years old I came on a random hotel door after hearing a couple have sex inside

Soon we'll all be living our real lives.

>>60788430
maybe your post is bait but that other one definitely was
i hold link btw

>>60785856
lmfao wtf lol

>>60785365 (OP)
what's a good entry price for a pile of stankies

>>60788815
i wouldn't pay more than $15 per. and that's still a shit deal, i'd just buy something else honestly and never touch link

>>60785365 (OP)
My life should have started a long time ago, ever since I managed to leave my parents' house and get a good job. Everything feels empty, even when things are going well for me, like kokok, I still feel like I'm wasting time

Is this why they're called stinky linkies?

I just need BTC to 5x for my real life to begin