Thread 60786537

shitcoiners not welcome

>>60786537 (OP)
>I hope op doesn't wrap their Bitcoins

>>60786537 (OP)
Woohoo! The winning doesn't end when you're a bitcoiner

>>60786552
only shitcoiners wrap btc

>>60786552
@grok what does this post mean?

Its called waiting room wtf is this shit thread

Threadly tunes:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=B5if2hthPCs

>>60786607
we don't need a waiting room, it's going to happen in less than 10 minutes. Mark my words

>>60786632
You don't know that. I will be mad if it isn't at $123280 at 1:40PM US Pacific time

PUT ME IN THE SCREENCAP NIGGER

>>60786632
You had my curiosity, now you have my attention.

>>60786632
At this historic moment, I'd like to take this opportunity to come out as a furry.

>>60786632
Just 2 more 10 minutes

>>60786686
yiff in heaven furfriend
>>60786741
already there on binance

Welcome to your life, anon

>>60786741
>>60786686
>>60786654
sorry for being late guys

>>60786537 (OP)
Cheers BTC bros

>>60786537 (OP)
Gimme those triple 7s

>>60786537 (OP)
>reminder everytime ETH crashes after a peak, BTC does also.

Alright, now that we made it to $123k, it's time to crash this market.
With no survivors

IM FUCKING EDGING LOOKING AT THE CHART
I WILL CUMMMMMMMM

>>60786781
>reminder that ETH used to be 0.15 BTC

>>60786768
ONE TWO THREE FOUR
GET REKT BOBO
YOUR MOM'S A WHORE

>>60786537 (OP)
BTC maxis were right (went all in on LINK instead)

>>60786797
Piss snake is hungry

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAHHFc-gIeI

100mil by EoY

>>60786805
GIVE THE PISS SNAKE YOUR ENERGY
\o/

>new ATH by 8 bucks
Lets gooooo

>that retard that is all in on doge
fuck

We did it, Reddit!

How may Bitcoiners run a node, purchase items with LN, use cold storage? Face it, Bitcoin as Bitcoin is dead. Now is digital gold for banks, universities, funds and institutions. And you didn't fight for the cyberpunk vision- the "Chancellor on brink of second bailout for banks" Bitcoin, because you were in profit. A plague on both your houses

>>60786897
Sure thing nigger, I was told the same thing at $4000

>>60786897
>everyone is adopting bitcoin
>that's why bitcoin has failed
interesting take

There's no ATH until CMC acknowledges it. Your low volume jeet exchanges don't count.

>>60786537 (OP)
>+$100
>CELEBRATION THREAD
Mumus are getting desperate as their "bull" run is dying.
Even a pittance of increase gets them all worked up.
This is just statistical noise due to BTC catching up with inflation.

>>60786909
Robinhood says high was 123190
We still have work to do

>>60786903
If you think the purpose of Bitcoin was simply "for lots of people to use it" then you need to go back to fundamentals and understand just why solving the double spend problem WITHOUT sacrificing decentralisation was such a quantum leap for digital money. It's like someone inventing the jet engine before the Kittyhawk flew, and then all anyone does is replace hand fans to fan yourself with the jet wash

>>60787018
bitcoin is for everyone, even banks. deal with it

>>60786928
I trust the Gecko, even after he lost his soul

>>60787018
Bitcoin works better as digital gold. If hyperbitcoinization occurs, LN will allow for its usage as a currency. Why are you so asshurt?

123,456$ chads?

>>60786909
>>60786919

Ah yes, as expected, here comes the pathetic sidelined bobo cope. You should have bought when it was cheap, faggots!

>>60787241
I'm not a fucking Bobo. I'm just saying Bitoin being 500 dollars higher on jeet exchanges doesn't count because guess what, it doesn't.

It's confirmed now, so it's all good.

OOooOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoAHAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAA

and there it is

>>60786537 (OP)
So many shorts getting rekt right now.
Bobos are being forced to buy BILLIONS.

>>60786918
WE DID IT REDDIT

CAPTCHA: SATSX

>>60786537 (OP)
Now that we broke the old ATH by a few hundred dollars we need to dump to 115k and crab for at least 2 weeks

>>60786537 (OP)
Feels so good to be a bitcoiner.
Twitter shills have won.
Reddit zombies have lost.

Ah, the pleasures of owning a boomer coin! I love it, just to imagine the seething of the bobotards living in moms basement, so good, so delicious!
Bitcoin to a million and beyond. Bulls always wins. Post mumina. Mumina best girl.

TOTAL BITCOINER VICTORY (TBV)

>>60787367
PROOF OF HOLY CAPTCHA

>>60787353
WAGMI BTCbros

The only days I feel happy are when the numbers on my small, reflective black square appear higher than usual. This is one of those days.

SHORT IT RIGHT NOW FREE MONEY

>>60786537 (OP)
BTC just broke 170k CAD

>>60787424
Great now I can afford a Subway Stampede Brisket premium sandwich and vitamin water

3.2 BILLION DONG

>>60787399
We haven't had a lot of those days this year, and when we do have them, they're typically followed by several days of misery. Some times even weeks and months.

>>60787377

Holy shit captcha and checked!

>>60786537 (OP)
BTC MAXI'S STAY WINNING

>>60787445
WE DID IT SAAR

FUCK YOU BIZ, WHY DIDNT YOU MAKE ME BELIEVE IN THAT XRP/LINK CULT WHEN I COULD HAVE JUST WENT ALL IN ON BTC LAST YEAR. FUCK YOUUUUU I HATE YOU ALL.

Weeks and weeks of threads full of retards shilling coins that haven't even caught their ATH of 4+ years ago (while inflation has ripped). Bitcoin doesn't get a look in here because handicapped fools are dumb enough to think that they will catch "the next Bitcoin" - THERE IS NO NEXT BITCOIN, THAT'S THE FUCKING POINT. BTC wins, always. If you are reading this thread, and own any other "digital token" other than BTC, enjoy celebrating breaking even if that ever does happen. It probably won't. Thank God for Bitcoin, says every BTC HODLER. Especially on days like today, but it's a regular feeling.

>>60786537 (OP)
just crossed 1mil in crypto a few hours ago.
feels good lads, I started with less than 10k so i'm drinking some johnny walker blue to celebrate.

>>60786537 (OP)
ARE WE GONNA BUST 124k TONIGHT!?
GOODBYE BOBO SHORTS

>>60787862
give it about 15 minutes

>>60786537 (OP)
For the most recent 24-hour period (August 13, 2025), BTC liquidation amounts reached $88.8 million
HOLY REKT !!

Glad I bought in at $116K CAD
KWAB

>>60787849

Congrats. Still stuck in 5 figure purgatory myself. Most of my alts have performed like crap. BTC and AERO are the only things I've made money on so far.

>>60787377
Bobros, it's over.

New ath pretty cool guys pretty cool

>>60787867
>>60787862
Yeehaw

>>60787899
Sell the alts and buy BTC. You know this deep down, and you know that your alts rely on BTC pumping - it's in the charts people share about muh alt season. Instead of gambling for a 20-30x, be safe and secure knowing your crypto portfolio is entirely made up of the best money known to man.

>>60787899
thanks king
don't worry about how much you have invested, as long as you stick to a strategy and learn to not doubt yourself or your work it pays off and you'll be wondering what to do at 8 and 9 figures eventually.

They call me the Whale of Canada

>>60787941
This will be enough to make it in 2035.

>>60787948
The app gives me a few satoshis every day, gives me cashback on all purchases, and lets me round up to stack tiny amounts of extra Bitcoin. If Bitcoin crashes back down to under $100K I'm just gonna buy more

>>60787973
Shakepay is a good app

>>60786537 (OP)
0.0737 BTC enough to make it?? im never fucking selling.

Isn't it funny how you didn't have to spend countless hours "researching" coins and looking at charts, you just had to buy the God Protocol and enjoy your life.

>>60788088
Checked.
And theoretically, yes, you just had to buy the God Protocol and enjoy your life.

>>60788008
Maybe in 2040

Top predictions? I don't think it will go above 200k this cycle

>>60788141
Strategy put 150k eoy in their Q2 guidance, which i think is conservative. The average financial analyst prediction is 168k. imo we're not getting a blowoff top because the stock market is going great and bitcoin is neck and neck with Nvidia. but who the fuck knows, bitcoin always defies predictions.

>>60788169
You still don't understand Saylor's model? Believe me, if any of us were him, we would have milked the world for more. He is fair. He could snuggle handedly pump btc to a place noone would think possible now. But he he is cool, playing the waves

I actually fucking hate bullish days like this so much. I literally seethe in anger as I watch the chart just go up and up and up and up with no fucking pullbacks. I’d rather get liquidated on my shorts than ride these retarded never-ending street shitting pumps, just out of principle. Then I go on X and all I see is JUST IN: $123,000 BTC. JUST IN: $124,000 BTC. JUST IN: $4600 ETH. JUST IN: $4700 ETH. JUST IN: $4800 ETH. JUST IN JUST IN JUST IN. God I can’t wait to watch you fucking niggers cry when the market turns red, I can’t wait to drink down your tears while looking at my shorts, which are in massive profits. I fucking hate you bull nigger retards.

>>60788217
i know exactly what he's doing. that's why i said it was conservative. he doesn't want to front run himself

>>60788141
>>60788169
I'd over the moon for 180k.
Then I could sell off a tiny portion to fund my NEETdom for a couple of years while I wait for more gains.

>>60788238
>my shorts, which are in massive profits.
Your shorts are full of shit; as of an hour and twenty minutes ago, anyone who had shorted BTC was guaranteed to be losing money.

>>60788238
Yeah man the crash from 150k to 110 is going to be horrible! That will show us.

This is so nuts. Like 2 years ago we were talking about it going back to 15k.

It's going to One Million.

>>60788267
never ever sell. you will regret it. learn about "buy borrow die"

123,456.78 status?

>>60788267
Anon. There will be a day when you're going to have to buy at 400k.

>>60788370
that sounds retarded with crypto

>>60788380
No I won't, because I'll still have plenty of coin

>>60788383
have fun staying poor

>>60788480
logfag

>>60787917

It's ok I bought BTC at $20,000 and it now takes up around 50% of my portfolio, which I am happy with. I want to keep the alts as more of a gamble. You're right though, bitcoin is a safer investment, but I don't want to buy any more until next bear market. Thanks for the advice though fren.

>>60787924

Well, thanks. I am lucky to not be an emotional trader, if I see a -15% drop in a day I don't really care. I just stick to the simple strategy of buying low and selling high. Some alts are still low after all these months though. Anyway, enjoy retirement!

Is there any other hispanic around? I wanna celebrate with my brothers

>>60786537 (OP)
Since we've smashed the EOY predictions of several big crypto experts, how high are we actually going by EOY?

>>60787424
Lmao imagine measuring in cuckbucks

i still feel poor
society is fucked

>>60788522
300k
If the Alaska meeting goes well and rates are cut.
A bunch of normal fans will get fomo after thanksgiving

As a hispanic, I'm hapoy that everyone is having a blast. It's not enough that my bags are pumping. I want all my anons bags to pump. Specially if they are hispanic

>>60787424
What kind of chastity cage can you afford now?

>>60788512
No spics allowed. Bring us whites some tacos and your hottest latina sisters, mothers and daughters, then fuck off

>>60787843
Thaaaat's Numberwang

HAHAHAHA YES. GET FUCKED BULLNIGGERS

Holy fuck bullbros, it's over. WTF...

>>60786537 (OP)
>buy btc
>short every single shitcoin that pumps +60%
that easy huh

>>60787447
And to absolutely nobody's surprise...

>>60790431
Yeah I'm so fucking sick of this shit.
>massive one day pump
>MUH CME GAP
>MUH PPI
>crashes

>>60788562
The Alaska meeting is going to be a disaster. Don't tell me you actually believe in "the art of the deal".

>>60791620
Why do you think it's going to be a disaster?

>>60791630
Nta but nothing is going to be agreed

>>60791642
And you know this how?

>>60791642
Thanks for the advice, kind stranger!

>>60791655
Because it’s fucking Putin. T. A finnish person

>>60791655
Because there are only frameworks of agreements for all the tarrif nonsense which are non legally binding . And literally having meeting without the second party needed to make the deal. Its like you meeting with your realtor but not including the seller .
Plus putin is gonna tell trump he has evidence of him diddling kids and trump is gonna give all of ukraine and alaska to putin , which zelensky and american congress will promptly reject . Art of the fart.

>>60793270
Well then we shall see what happens tomorrow.