Thread 60791821

>Self Custody on SOL launched
>Dumps 9%
I swear to God I'm going to take my diseased rent seeking anus and drop a colossal shit into Lobes' disgusting boomer throat and make Luke eat it with a spoon while watching me tie up Jennie and Paola and run a train on them both with all my yacht-party-that-never-was 4chan bros. Then I'll call up all of Lobes' venture capital buddies and send them a video of the encounter and a finale where Turtlelad forcibly vaccinates Lobes as he screams in terror.

Be careful what you wish for Lobes. The Rent Seekers are coming for you.

Every time I look at my BAT stack I feel like I'm looking at my misspent childhood, following the rules when I should have been boning chicks like Jennie.

>>60791821 (OP)
Keep calm. Trust the plan. BAT WILL make us all rich. Believe in the browser. Believe in the project. Time to accumulate more. See you on the yacht.

>>60791872
Fuck off Luke. I've accumulated a quarter of a million Batties and watched their value plummet into oblivion. Bought through the bear and yet NOTHING. My fucking shitcoins are doing better than this. Also - trust what plan? Your gay ass roadmap outsourcing BAT utility to third parties rather than building it yourself? For fucks sake.

>>60791821 (OP)
am I seeing this right, or does the Rewards icon no longer tell users how much BAT they received for the month? It just tells you how many ads were shown. then you have to click through extra steps to find out how much BAT you received

>only received 1.15 BAT for entire month's worth of ads fucking lmao

no wonder

>>60791903
You spent your life's work on BAT? Lmaooooo. Losers love to lose. Keep on losing.

>>60791932
I bought into LINK, XRP, ETH, and BTC as well and all of those are doing fine but this fucking piece of shit is doing NOTHING. NOTHING

>>60791903
Anon... Good things come to those who wait. XRP was in a bear market for years on end... until it shot up from being worth a dozen or so cents to over 3 dollars overnight. Now, why couldn't that happen with BAT? It's one of the few projects in the space with an actual product: a privacy browser that is rapidly gaining adoption. In addition, it has the Mozilla guy behind it who also happened to be the INVENTOR OF JAVASCRIPT. Just be patient and wait. Don't give in to the FOMO. Remember: you win big by accumulating during the bear market.

>>60791971
happens*

>>60791971
>>60791977
Your INVENTOR OF JAVASCRIPT is a boomer faggot who demeans BAT holders, ridiculing them for expecting price appreciation by referring to them as rent seekers. XRP is a project with a dedicated community of retards who really think they're going to change the world. BAT is a bunch of third world brownies thinking they're doing something good for themselves while Brendan laughs all the way to the bank with his ICO capital. Seriously. This project is shit tier. Look at the rank. Look at the MC. Look at the BAT/BTC chart. Fucking Christ.

>>60791989
Every great project was once considered shit until the price begins to appreciate. Then they sell like hotcakes. The people FUDing the coin now will be jumping off bridges in a couple of years. Be patient.

>>60791989
Seriously. The people shoving BAT holders into lockers, tripping them in the hallways, stealing their lunch money will all be hanging themselves from trees soon in regret from not purchasing the coin. We will be rewarded for our perseverance.

>>60792044
I admire your optimism anon. Right now I'm buck broken.

Are all idiots? 8 years and no pump. And the product is fulling working and already have an extremely large user base. If it was meant to pump it would have happened already.

>>60792081
Eventually the market will realise it isn't priced correctly. Then it will suddenly thrust itself into the collective consciousness and surge in value. The wind will change eventually.

>>60792081
ad views are practically worthless, how is it going to pump?

>>60791821 (OP)
>Earn BAT!
>...to send to ecelebs

>Earn BAT!
>but you have to get KYC'd and use our platform, otherwise fees will eat months of earnings

hmm, why didn't it take off

>>60791971
>XRP was in a bear market for years on end... until it shot up from being worth a dozen or so cents to over 3 dollars overnight. Now, why couldn't that happen with BAT?
Because XRP spent money on marketing and cultivating believers in their mission of being “the standard” despite being a ghostchain that will never replace the swift payment system. What is bats mission? Where are the true BAT believers? All I see is resentful, neglected rent seekers

>>60791821 (OP)
I didn't think anyone had ever actually bought BAT kek

>>60791971
>INVENTOR OF JAVASCRIPT
So the worst programming language known to man that enabled the internet to go to shit in the first place

>>60792268
Talk to me when you invent the programming language used on literally everything called a "website". He's doing important things.

>>60792268
BAT is IMPORTANT.

>>60792326
Lol no.

>>60792347
When you kill yourself after BAT moons, pop a link here to the livestream

TP, a MILF wearing glasses with sweet tits pls

>>60792106
What's incorrect about the price? If your shitcoin had value you wouldn't need retail realizing anything for it to pump, the price would rise through systemic demand and then retail would follow.

>>60793209
Crypto has never been driven by "systemic demand". Bitcoin wasn't first pushed by institutions. It was driven by retail.

Man what happened to all the babes that used to get posted in these threads? Been a barren wasteland recently

>>60791907
das rite

>>60793434
Bitcoin's value thesis has nothing to do with BAT.
Excluding memecoins, all cryptos are driven by systemic demand or speculation about systemic demand.

BAT was speculated on because advertisers was supposed to pump the price by buying BAT on the open market to advertise on Brave, that's the systemic demand that was speculated on.

8 years down the line and tens of millions users later the systemic demand is evidently not here, so there's nothing to speculate about.

What argument are you even making here? What's gonna pump the price if not systemic demand? Why would people speculate on BAT?

You're just too weak minded to drop your bags because you fear that after you drop them, BAT will moon. So instead of being a man and doing the relational choice at the given moment, disregarding sunk coast fallacy, you're coping by telling yourself that you made a great choice, and try to get others to pump your bags.

self custody is 8 years too late

>29 replies without TP

It’s over

>>60794389
>advertisers was supposed to pump the price by buying BAT on the open market
advertisers->fiat->Brave->BAT->user->exchange->fiat
There is no mechanism for the price of BAT going up in that cycle as any BAT that gets bought gets sold again.

>>60794458
maybe TP met someone

>>60792567
Like dis?

>>60793815
>>60794458
>>60794514
Been super busy, sorry lads x_x I'll try to be around for BATurday though!

>>60794462
Damn. That's a pretty good point.

>>60792236
>I didn't think anyone had ever actually bought BAT kek
>raises hand
Professional retard, reporting in.

>>60794638
holy mommy. all hail TP!
>>60794651
she's jolly and jiggly — I like her.

>>60794651
she’s fucking stacked damn

Relevant video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QHIGo_Pm2Q

>>60794651
this was easily one of the hottest girls TP has ever posted btw and the fucking tranny jannies deleted it

>>60796528
Deleted any chance of a fun baturday thread as well. Jannies left our threads alone for months with thots in them up for days now it’s this shit all over again. Can’t even have one thing

where the FUCK can I see the deleted thot

>>60796855
I got you:

https://i.warosu.org/data/biz/img/0607/91/1755225156473277.webm

>>60796928
Bless you sir

>>60796928
Christ

>>60796928
TP moar of this one if you’re not in/after Jannie time out. How the the fuck could any straight man delete that?!

TP is easily one of the best posters on 4ch. Let our miserable threads have thots!

>>60797213
The janny is a tranny that's why

>>60797213
Jannies aren't straight. They work for free

AYO FREE MY NIGGA TP WHAT THE HELLY

>>60798007
Kek

>>60796928
basado
>>60796641
NO FUN ALLOWED

DEATH TO DIRTY SNITCHER CUNTS WHO REPORT JIGGLY STACKED THOTS and THOTPOSTERS

we can't let them win lads

>>60791821 (OP)
if i had invested in chainlink instead of BAT i would've been a multimillionaire by now. i will never forgive brendan.

>>60791821 (OP)
BATsisters... what the FUCK was that??!?!?

glad I got rid of mine back when it hit that obvious ath

Check the volume. WTF is going on? Is is this the god candle? Are we going to make it?

>>60803159
>Volume 123M
>+5% Price
Seriously?

where tf is TP?

>>60803352
Jannied
>>60796528

>>60791971
>browser that is rapidly gaining adoption
Yeah nah, 1.1% of the addressable market for browsers makes it a very niche product.
Most people have never heard of Brave.

>>60803429
fuck that ain't fair brother
seething here

>>60803495
Yeah idk what happened, we had thots up for an entire week or more the past few threads. Threads are so dead without TP man

>>60803429
Its amazing, they somehow keep getting worse at keeping this place alive

>>60803506
I could tell TP was about to post some real gems too brother
>>60803522
fr
there was nothing TP posted that warrants a 3-day'er