>>60792158
Nigger please I had $900M by age 6 after buying up foreclosures in ‘08 with loose change I found in my car seat, then flipping them to hedge funds before snack time. My real empire started in the womb, when I cornered the prenatal futures market and used the profits to buy controlling stakes in Apple, Amazon, and three medium-sized countries. By 18, I’d already launched two tech unicorns, brokered peace between rival space colonies, and turned down a buyout offer from Elon because I “wasn’t in the mood.” You’ve got 8 (mutt) kids in Montana, I’ve got 12 adopted billionaires who call me “boss.”
