Thread 60792853

Zesty buck edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

Previous: >>60791045

>>60792853 (OP)
GAMB and GRRR shill, if my bags dont pump I will literally trace your IP and send ICE after you.

HGRAF

I lost money shorting this clown market today.

I have a just a stock if you are serious long term it's [spoiler]RDDT[/spoiler]

>>60792867
>GRRR
Earnings are out, old boy, swing and a miss!
I bet the same for GAMB too

>>60792853 (OP)
That's a woman.

>>60792882
That's where you're wrong kiddo

>>60792881
Glad I didnt buy too much GRRR. I do have 1000 of GAMB but its only down a little bit from my buy in.

Never give up on the long term goal. HGRAF will be a $1000 stock in several years.

What do you mean PPI is easily above 3%? The Fed has to cut nonetheless!

oh fuck thank god I pussied out
I'm still planning on loading up SOXS calls for the fed meeting bloodbath though

>BBAI up
More like BBAIUSSY

i'm losing money AND i touched my lips after handling hot peppers

>>60792867

What is your average price for each?

GAMB earnings will drop within the hour. I expect a small pump, nothing crazy.

GRRR will pick up over the course of the next few weeks, material details and numbers of the 3 contracts announced today will be crucial for the stock price.

fucked up horribly by irresponsibly buying SPX puts right before the megapump. that’s $500 I won’t see again for a few days

THIS JUST IN - BLACK MAN HAS NIGHTMARES OF MONGOOSE, COMMENTARY ON ORCAS EATING SHARK LIVERS - AMD TO THE MOON?
https://www.foxbusiness.com/video/6376887204112

>>60792897
i just bought soxl puts so ofc it pumps literally the next second

>>60792853 (OP)
nothing ever happens bros, how are we holding up?

Now that the market has fully priced in rate cuts, what will happen if Jerome 'Too Late' Powell cucks out in September?

>Trump to save INTC
What the fuck

>>60792907
I sold 1dte puts to some goober this morning as soon as the market opened

Lmao green.

Putin:
1) We get all the lands
2) We get all the cunny
3) We got the Epstein Files but you cannot have them
*drops mic*

Trump: waves hands in a circle

SOXL pump is real

>>60792921
He's getting the Peace Prize for this.

>>60792853 (OP)
>dayum yt boi u kinda cute

wyd /biz/?

Brothers I'm feeling euphoric. Feeling like the market can never go down again. Like we're hitting some kind of new paradigm, and that this time it's different.

>>60792924
>Intel is up 8%
>SOXL is barely green

>>60792930
Bobos think we're gonna get some epic megadoomp if (when) JPow doesn't cut next month, but that minor dip is gonna get instantly slurped up

>>60792930

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>>60792853 (OP)
XX merely pretending to be a femboy, many such cases. I will not fall for this trickery.

>>60792921
Putlerpedos, we're BACK

>>60792897
>>60792914
Why do you guys keep subjecting yourselves to this? SOXL has the Mandate of Heaven. When you are facing the power of God and the Heavens, a mortal will only find destruction.

>>60792917
WHAT DID LIP BU TAN SAY HOW CAN TRUMP KNOW A MANS SOUL IN 15 MINUTES MEETING WHAT THE FUUUUUCKKKK

INTEL IS GOING TO 50 AND BASICALLY I SUCK BALLS

what just happened with intel?

covered calls cost me more money than they make me.

>>60792917
>free market
>saving companies from bankruptcy
why, same also happened to the garbage called boeing

DING DING DING DING DING

How did it go today?!?!

>>60792959
surprisingly I was green today LOL

>>60792941
I'm not shorting shit for now but if the readins continue to be as bad as today then I don't see how we aren't goint to enter at least a nice fat correction this year.

I suppose my being retarded this month was bound to even out

So S&P even ended on the green side.
No words for this jolly gay market.

Hohoho you Guys saw Intel? Easy Double from here

>>60792925
Obama got it for droning Syrians, Kissinger for exterminating an entire race of gooks. It's more like a killcount trophy.
Trump doesn't deserve it, he killed like 1000 Kurds through erratic negligence and a couple hundred Iranians max. Has ICE killed anybody? Won't be enough.

>>60792959
Up 0.27%, no crab for me today

>>60792959

I was up £3,000 earlier today and now I am down £700 on the day :)

>>60792959
-22% from buying SPX puts before the pump. Thought trump talking would dump, but this isn’t early 2025 anymore. At least I was able to save my doubled-down puts before it was too late.

>>60792959
Today: +0.31%
This Week: +6.80%
This Month: +10.29%
This Year: -31.73%

What a day

>>60792964
>$1900
Anon, you need to be saving with that little, not gambling...

>>60792972
If INTC makes a real comeback that will be a sign of the endtimes.

>>60792959
+.03%. Green is green though I guess

So anons, when I started out I was down like -80% by late 2022. Nuked my stack on leveraged oil.

Threw in more money for 2023, pulled +33% that year.
2024 it was +27%, but I pussied out after seeing how easy it was, pulled my money out, then realized nothing ever happens and threw it back in by the end of the year.
This year I'm sitting at +4.5% after that Feb–Apr dump.

Was this a decent learning curve?

>>60792985
it was 18k but i figure the only way to make it back is more gambling. if i go below $1500 again I might actually call it quits

>>60792959
Closed my FIG puts green. Was hoping to make a few hundred extra on them but I don't want to hold tomorrow.

>>60792879
don't you know? good always triumphs over evil
and you bobonogs are nothing if not betting for failure

>>60792959
+.4%

LOL

Uh GAMB bros…WHAT THE FUCK
I WAS LIED TO

Now we can dump in AH.

>>60792905
10.66 GAMB
20.40 GRRR

>>60792959
-$2.08, but I think my puts will be worth around +$10 profit tomorrow hopefully

>GAMB
HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA

>>60793005
>>60793007

WTF LOL

Guys I really don't know what to say other than I am cursed and to never listen to me again

WHAT THE FUCK GAMB

GET OVER HERE YOU PAJEET FUCK. I AM GOING TO FUCK YOU BLOODY

>>60792989
Could certainly be worse. Be mindful that we will get a major crash in the next 6-18 months, or at the very least a proper correction that will exceed tariff season.

>>60792959
+0.0017% on VOO
-0.4% on VGT
>mfw

>>60792949
Kek
>>60792959
I did not lose money today

STOP FUCKING REDEEMING

I WILL REDEEM IT

Didn't touch GAMB me, could smell trouble

The fucking GAMB earnings aren't even out yet WTF IS HAPPENING

DO NOT REDEEM DO NOT REDEEM

Do we unironically slurp game now?

Well, well, well.

now soxl is dumping

>>60792853 (OP)
HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>you're laughing, plenty of /smg/ anons got heemed and you're laughing
>how about another joke, OP?
>what do you get[...]
>I don't think so. MODS!
>what do anons get when you cross a mentally retarded general with a pajeet scammer who tempts them and scalps them like trash?
>i'll tell you what they get. they get WHAT THEY FUCKING DESERVE

FUCKING KEK

>>60789936
>>60790019

I warned you guys.

>>60793016
that's would be wonderfull for me, I just got some part time job so i could make some money will i wrap up my last classes in college for the next year, trying to take my drivers license this summer so i can also get a proper full time job too

In case you guys didn't see.
www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2025-08-14/trump-administration-is-said-to-discuss-us-taking-stake-in-intel

>>60793043
>will
*while
ffs

lmao
are GAMB earnings even out yet?
i never can find this shit wherever they're announced

>>60793064

Not out for another 15 minutes.

This is the shakeout before the breakout just volume flooding in.

Be cool, don't be a panican.

>>60793048
This is big. Also, what a gay way to end the day. SPY just couldn't catch a break and stay at 645. Whatever, I'm gonna lose money on my call tomorrow. I know it

>>60793064
https://www.stocktitan.net/news/GAMB/gambling-com-group-reports-record-second-quarter-revenue-and-oty54pa0uoxv.html
Dunno if this is the real deal, but this was all I could scrape up on the news.

>>60793043
If it's the big one you won't get hired, but that's out of your control so no point in worrying.

>>60793068
>insiders dumping like crazy after the bell
>just chill lol

You shouldn't post things that lose people $ on purpose anon

The quality of /smg/ has really dropped. People can't even navigate a investor relations site anymore
>>60793064
here https://www.gambling.com/corporate/investors/news/gamblingcom-group-reports-record-second-quarter-revenue-and-adjusted-ebitda/a610e9fa-b59f-432a-a785-d18949c95a8a

>Literally sold my INTC today because it hit my sell price
>Trump voodoo hits it later same day
>Would have been up 26% or so
I still made money but fuck man that feels annoying

I’d honestly slurp gamb right now but I sold for a loss earlier in the week and don’t want to be wash saled.

waiting for $NU

>>60793081
I could apply for a cheeky student loan at 4% interest rate for 10k euros and use unemployment benefits in the meantime of not finding a job

>>60793068
they're out

>>60792959
+1.73%
thank you HGRAF.

>>60793064
They beated but they didn't beated enough apparently.
I was joking when I said stocks with P/E below 30 don't have upside, but it's also not really a joke in this market.

>>60792959
+0.97% Amazon finally stopped sucking ass for once

>>60793094
I don't know about the loan but you should take any gib you can get.

>UNH
no fucking way

>>60793036
Which anons fell for the pajeet shilling?

>>60793115
Sell if you're green, I'm serious.

Dat UNH after hours
Told you niggers to buy a week ago

>>60793115
Gay af
I panic sold at $250 which was like a 2k loss for me

Warren Buffett or Greg bought a fuckton of UNH

Between HGRAF and GAMB smg reminds me of early 2021 right now.

Just need someone shilling Cathie Wood etfs.

>>60793083
At least we still have the anon posting earnings whispers in each thread, it's a shame that he was usurped by the anime posting faggot OP who probably posted FIRST under yt videos when he was younger

>>60793115

Buffet bought lol

>>60792959
I made money, cashed out on expion360 right at its peak at 5.50 and now its crashed to 1.70

Can HIMS recover bros?

>>60793125
Long term prospects perhaps?

>>60793122
Nice they are buying homebuilders. Probably a good sign for my TOL position

>AMZN today pumped 10$ on the dogshit PPI
lol

Damn, and people were saying UNH was going to $200...

>>60793110
thanks dude

>>60793125
i dont think he's the one making those decisions anymore

>>60793095
>We exposed our online gambling business to Vegas which is dying at a rapid pace.

Why tf would they do this to themselves?

>GAMB Recovering nicely

You didn't panic sell did you?

>>60793122
LEN and NUE look more interesting to me. Looks like they anticipate a huge spike in industry.

>>60793119
I just boughted

>>60792959
10.04% because of OPEN and TLRY a tad bit.

>>60793138
I mean, it's still down 48% over the last 6 months

GAMB bros, we’re so back
Did you buy the dipperoo?

>>60793123
What happened to Cathie Woods anyway, this is the first time I see her mentioned since I returned from my smg sabatical. Used to be in every thread.

What are we in for tomorrow?

>>60793153
GAMBatte jeet smigs

>>60793136
They had a decent reason desu, they are basically destroying Instacarts entire business and possibly becoming Lazy/Disabled Americas Grocery Store. Its pretty wild.

>>60793155
a picture tells a thousand words

>>60793156

Smigga my portfolio is bleeding out of every orifice there won't be a tomorrow at this rate

>>60793155
>>60793163
Fuck

Imagine if Kevin Bambrough goes on Joe Rogan (doubt it will happen, but still). Pic related.

What are the chances that CMG would branch out to europe in a nearby future. And what would be the chances that someday we had the CMG equivalent for kebabs?

>>60793156
Who knows...
Who even cares anymore
What's the fucking point

GAMB slowly growing, I'm of to bed, let me wake up to nice green green~

>>60793130
it's a meme stock so as always - maybe, question is, why would you want it? it's a shitty business dependent on people being either shy about medical issues or downright anti-social and overpaying for their meds. unless you a baggie, then I wish you the best.

>>60792303
KEK! It's like the GDP meme. But now the companies make sub companies that separate and form an infinity loop partnership with each other to fake huge revenue streams. But wait how are profits growing?

>>60793166
I will kill Kevin if he doesn't stop shilling this stock. I wanted a gradual slope to $10 not the pump and dump horseshit he's about to start.

>>60793182
>it's a shitty business dependent on people being either shy about medical issues or downright anti-social and overpaying for their meds
Sounds like a great business to me

>>60793164
>>60793180
oh dear bros are you...losing?

>>60793165
how is it even possible for a tech fund to be down bigly during a crazy tech bubble

>>60793019

They were good earnings saar :)

GAMB is a fine company sir.

>>60792853 (OP)
i wanted to make a rude sex joke about OP, but this is genuinely a pedophilia tier webm.

Uhhhh is it safe to sell puts on coreweave right now

>>60793198
She's was all in on Tesla and Roku. lmao

Jesus fuck the amount i lost on GAMB was almost equal to my gain on UNH

>>60792853 (OP)
What a peculiar Buck.

>>60793203
That's just what adult black men look like in America

>>60793192
Not when amazon can eventually start eating their lunch and novo nordisk turned away from them, from what I remember they now want to spread their business to Europe but I doubt that it'll be nearly as lucrative as their US operation.

It’s weird how obsessed people are with blacks on this website. A thinly veiled fetish I suppose

I'm curious about Druckenmiller's 13F-filings but I haven't seen them yet.

>>60793208

Lost? You didn't sell did you anon?

>>60793165
Wtf is even in there? How could it be down?

>>60793226
You forgot trannies

>>60793233
>>60793205

>>60793219
They illegally compound drugs. It's just a matter of time before they have to pay billion in settlements

I knew unh would recover, just not on my time horizon. bless the anons whom steadfast in their conviction

>>60792959
-2.2%

>MSTR
Why did I ever get involved in this piece of shit...

>>60793257
I don't understand why you wouldn't just buy bitcoin directly instead?

>>60793226
True.

>>60793122
$LEN too

>>60793232
nah I don't have any other holding that actually are red this year because line only ever goes up, so I'll hold this down to zero if needed to contribute to my 3k cap loss (I bought exactly 300 shares of GAMB)

Why is Everything red today?

>>60793196
In stocks?
Nah, I'm making a comeback
In the rest of my life?
Yes, I am a loser

>>60793275
Because blumpf spoke

Its been a wild ride but I think I can do this.

>>60793205
Who

>>60793275
Gaynigger market is finally waking up

I bought umac today o algo

>>60793286
Based

>>60793286
Don't spend it all at once

>>60793275
crab gods send their regards.

>>60793286

Better to be a dollar up than several thousand pounds down in one day :)

>>60793275
>Everything
dow is green but ok retard. we should be redder given data

>>60793138
Just stopped by to say fuck you to that specific anon

>>60793208
Should've done the responsible thing and gone all in with no stop order

Lord know I needed these 3's

Its been my worst day in stonks ever

Real rollercoaster of emotions, my account hit record highs then plummeted and now I've lost months of gains in a few hours

And to top it all off I see UNH moon, I knew buffet was going to buy yet I panic sold for a massive loss after their last earnings

I hope I am learning from these painful lessons but I really don't know if I am.

GRRR & GAMB to the moon :)

filtered

>>60793275
Inflation is still high, so certainly less than three rate cuts.

>>60793314
I was just having some fun, down about $9,000 from yesterday :( fucking CRWV is raping me.
I threw $1k at HGRAF for fun so its helping a bit.

>$GAMB
Why is it going down when they post record profit?
Make it make sense?

Tommorow we pump on trump ending the Ukraine war so be ready

This was another great day for those of us who own UAMY.

>Cathy woods buys 2.5 million Bullish shares
This is the signal to sell your Bullish positions

>>60793352

Market manipulation fuckery

Beat my expectations, this is historically their weakest quarter as NFL season and European football seasons have yet to start and were on break over summer.

I'm very bullish for November earnings and will be accumulating for another 3 months

The GAMB shilling will continue. I will be unrelenting in my delusional optimism of this company.

What form do I need to transfer my old employer 401k from Invesco to a new IRA? I've looked at all the Invesco forms and can't determine which one to use

>>60793352
oy vey cool it with the antisemitism

>>60793369
good morning very good saar yes is good stock friend

Am i gonna make it bros? I was like 20k at one point in this unh and dca to 288. It's nearly all my portfolio. I still have a safe account aka my 401k so that's why went yolo

>>60793286
Your projected returns for 2035 my lord. One septenvigintillion.

>>60793333
Proof you're gambtard by posting the £ folio.

not that I’m complaining, but is there a reason SOXL went down 4% from its 5min before close peak?

DADDY TRUMP IS BUYING US TENDIES
INTC to the MOON
PUMP IT

>>60793361
she's bullish and so am i.

>>60793380
>It's nearly all my portfolio.

>>60793369
Shill me this stock. Sounds like an appropriate addition to my gambling account

>>60793386

Today, I really really wish I wasn't me.

>>60793380
You have 100k USD in your folio so your networth is probably in the 150-300k range, which means you will likely inherit 200-500k from your parents on top. You're in the top 1% richest people to ever live on the planet earth.

>>60793380
Congrats. It will never be under $300 again in our lifetimes

>>60793410

I'm too tired to shill today boss. I like the stock and their earnings in November will blow everyone's cocks off and I will be vindicated.

They get money for signups from online casinos and the NFL & European soccer season starts over the course of the month, their biggest time of the year.

They are astoundingly cheaper than last year despite double beat, raising guidance and buybacks and posted record revenue in a quarter that is historically weakest. Also made another acquisition.

This is the last weekend without college football. Can't fuckin wait

>>60793380
Not a bad spot in UNH but you need to get out of it at some profitable moment. It hit good today.
Get out 320 - 350, the faster the market swings there the higher you can wait. so like 320 is at 3 months, 350 in the next couple weeks.
Expect it to go sideways for a little bit. You have to understand that massive market swings require time before recovery to milk theta off of bag holders.
Smart money was betting this thing down Q1, Q2 and they are unlikely to be wrong. And there is still 30% down it can go.
It will revisit the low again.
Basically, my thesis here is you are riding profit takers and bag holders finally capitulating

>>60793417
Unbelievable.
I actually thought you knew what you were doing relative to the other shills since you were transparent about your position and had two high conviction picks rather than memes all over the place.

I can not fucking believe that the dumb fucking HGRAF vertical shitcoin textbook definition pump and dump scam is in the green and this got rugged instead.

>>60793467
Just buy copper, silver, uranium for the next 5-15 years tho

>>60793458
Bullish for GAMB

>>60793465
Buffet is in, so is Michael Burry, so much retail is about to flood in. UNH is safe forever regardless of what the DOJ says. BUY BUY BUY

>>60793474
antimony is a better bet

>>60793467

Buddy I'm just as shocked as you are.

I'm down not out. My stocks will rise again. As will my spirit. As will the sun.

In all seriousness that was my rent money and I will be kms myself :)

efferiums is collapsing.

>>60793479
Oh is it a meme? Get out at 420 if that is your strategy.

>>60793454
>acqusition
Liability you mean. They bought a fucking Vegas venue booking service. Fuck.

>>60793511

Nah its a long term hold and will do even better in times of general market downturn, it'll return as a defensive stock now it has the buffet seal of approval.

Nice tasty dividend as well, if all my money wasn't tied up, I would ape into it and just forget about it for 5 years.

First target is getting back to ATH price, then to $1,000. It will all happen so much quicker than we all anticipate.

>>60793522

Vegas will be back, once the greedy casinos/hotels lower the prices.

>>60793501
I forgive you. Promise me to hurl some bricks at cops or knock down surveilance cams when the British civil war starts.

>>60793526
>Greedy people
>Lower prices

Do you even capitalism bro?

Apologize to HGRAF now

>>60793465
>bearish on the biggest winner of 13F release day
>salty convoluted thesis claiming it will both go up 10% and down 30% at the same time
>low IQ tone of superiority
This anon would be a hit on Stocktwits. Only thing missing is an AI generated picture of a beach and JOIN MY DISCORD FOR MORE TIPS

>2.8%
nothing

>>60793523
Unfortunately that is not the case, but they will have no problem selling calls to you.

>>60793530

I wish I could make that promise but I actually live in one of the super secret self governing tax haven offshores that are generally much nicer than the Yookay. But I will vote for Rupert Lowe's party in the next elections :)


Also I'm just early in GAMB & GRRR. I'm not wrong.

>>60793537
Fuck.
It WILL rug, but I acknowledge I was completely wrong about the timing.

>>60793511
>biggest healthcare company in the world
>been paying dividends since the 90s
>OH SO ITS A MEME???
Just stop posting

>>60793454
I'm coming anon don't worry

>>60793554
Vacuous opinion. Your whole argument is random dog pile band wagon because {insert name}
You actually think it is anything but a meme?
I have adjusted my price target to 160 now.

>>60793377
Have you tried calling Ranjesh at customer service?

>>60793563
Post your short position

>>60793567
I will post the image of this chat in a few months, win or lose. Good luck.

>>60793571
Are you embarrassed by how much you've lost shorting a blue chip stock? Or by how little you had to begin with?

>>60792997
The biggest failure that could happen is a bubble. It doesn't benefit anyone if the entire asset class of stocks is a fucking joke with fundamentals worse than fartcoin

>>60793377
Contact your old employer to get the form, tell them where the money is going. Contact the new bank/broker for the new IRA and open and account FIRST, then when the money is transferred the account will be funded. Tell them how much is coming and who is sending it. You can have it sent electronically or via check. If by check be sure you have it sent to the right address certified mail (usually FedEx)

>>60793526
My wife and I paid 48$ for a vodka cran and wild turkey 101 pour neat. At the fuckin flamingo non the less. First and last drink we got at the bar. Walked straight to the liquor store and togo'd the rest of the trip besides restaurants

can't wait to see how the markets move tomorrow I wanna get to bed right now

I'M PUTTING MY MOUTH WHERE MY MONEY IS.

>>60793596
oof. been there. that's how you know it was a bad day when you go straight to sleep after close

>>60793537
Last fucking chase for me, cant believe i picked NVNI over this and missed 300%
HGRAF will either bring me back to life or ill jump off a cliff eom

>>60793605

WHAT'S THE PLAY ANON

>>60792853 (OP)
That's somebody's son

>>60793624
jfc anon....

>>60793624
wait until the drawback anon.

>>60793610
don't check your positions every day like a desperate retard, son

>>60793624
Bruh

>>60793510
this is SOTCK market board for SOTCKS not your LITTLE GAY SHITCOINS faggut!

>>60793638
What's the play? It's FNMA.

>>60793651
I trade options old man. get with the 21st century, I literally trade from my cellular phone with no commisions and a live feed of the market 24/7

What's best hard drive stock. WD, Seagate or Sandisk?

GAMBanons are dying

>>60793678

How's that going for you champ

>>60793692
HOLD
THE LINE

>>60793692

Short term pain, long term gains. I'm going to DCA as I fully believe the next earnings will grant me salvation.

>>60793707
Anon have you heard of the sunken cost fallacy?

>>60793696
swimmingly.

hey anons, does any of you own physical stocks? do you have to pay comission to get them in paper? do you pay in bulk or depending on how many you buy?

THIS ONE GOES OUT TO MY BRO SOXL

I GET KNOCKED DOWN
BUT I GET UP AGAIN
YOU ARE NEVER GONNA
KEEP ME DOWN

https://youtu.be/2H5uWRjFsGc

>>60793729

They were better earnings than I was expecting, I will keep to my strategy for now.

>GAMB
Nuked to fucking hell. I hate poojeets so much its unreal. I hope pakistan kills you all.

Holy shit, GAMB is going to dilute by $200M and they only have a $380M MCAP, this is why they are dumping despite the earnings beat, somehow everyone else knew earlier.

It's actually fucking OVER.

>>60793755

Its a good company saar, my uncle Ranjash is their CFO sir.

>>60793744
when i was a kid, a friend of mine had a GM stock certificate.
you can still get them, but it's a whole process and there are fees and time involved. it's considered a novelty at this point.

>>60793760
ashes to ashes

>>60793744
What's the point?

>>60793760
Baggie suicide imminent?

>>60793760

Why would they do this to us

>>60793766
yeah, i figured i was on to something

>>60793777
toilet paper and paper plaster

>gambling on a stock literally called gambling
i'm a fucking idiot but even that is beyond me

>>60793793
It can be marketable. The best meme stocks here have good taglines, like "niggers tongue my ANVS", "420 BLZE IT FAGGOT", and "POWW, right in the kisser!"

I hope GRRR does good tomorrow

Liquidate all other penny stocks. Use your entire penny stock budget on HGRAF.

>but anon, my entire portfolio is penny stocks!
Then go all-in on HGRAF.

>>60793804
I'm going 25% on INC, 25% on HGRAF

>>60793801

Saar, at this rate I genuinely won't be around tomorrow to see a recovery.

What the actual fuck are the insiders at GAMB thinking.

an example of a mid cap winner is $WULF for future reference.

>>60793760
Imagine ever trusting a stock shilled here. Imagine trusting the ranjeets spamming their dumb, never heard before, tickers

>>60793812
It has to be another big acquisition, right? The Vegas mob is dumping their now worthless assets on the retards at GAMB and the shareholders are footing the bill.

>>60793825
>Imagine ever trusting a stock shilled here.
Case in point, retards were shilling pic related for hours yesterday.

>>60793678
How to learn options and calls
I dont get it

>>60792959
Megacrab. Earnings are way up, but prices stay stagnant. I think BMNR and SBET got all the attention.

You call me degenerate for selling puts but the risk is smaller than the retard who got annihilated on the gambling stock

>>60793812
>at this rate I genuinely won't be around tomorrow to see a recovery.
you know how to make anon dream, i'll give you that much

so was that the bottom for UNH? really thought I'd be able to buy in at $180

>>60793877

;_;

I remember people in 2022 saying "Don't fight the Fed". Lol, lmao even.

>>60793882
70% down from the ATH is the limit. you got greedy.

30 years old,
450k NW

Laid off 2 months ago, should I be worried and get a job asap? I already went on a sabbitical with my severence money and just started withdrawing my unemployment bennies this month.

I got $29k of bennies left. Currently just playing WoW and losing weight.

>>60793925
no position just watching, a return to ATH is still a cool 2x from here though it'll probably be a few years

I bought bbai. Why? If 1000% earnings miss cant make it tank to 0, nothing will.

>>60792853 (OP)
that's a man

>>60793942
Play and date in Mabinogi

>>60793942
>should I be worried and get a job asap?
If your home is paid off and the interest on your $450k pays all your expenses then you have time. Your savings is supposed to be enough to pay your bills without reducing your principle. If you can't you can reduce your expenses or you need to work to increase your savings. You may not be able to get a job right away and the longer you are out of the work force the more the HR lady may think you are no longer employable.

what the fuck.

>>60793942
If you're anything like me you basically mever have to wage again, provided you know how to trade well enough.

>>60793971
Memestock status. NEGGers got enough retail to rally on it.

>>60793971
it's always interesting to look up an old ticker that's been silently rallying with no mention here

What ever happened to the sovereign wealth fund?

>>60793919
the fed is about to cut rates

>>60793980
memory holed

>>60793775
>tfw this isn't a stock image but a pic anon took of himself pretending to work in an office
Imagine bro's. Anon dress up like this every day to post on /smg/ and trades stocks all in his dining room in his 1 bedroom apartment.

>>60793979
Newegg has its own containment thread.

Why do le hedge funds sell? I mean seriously. Say you own billions in stocks. Why sell them? If you want to buy something, you just walk into a bank and get a loan on your securities. Why sell them for fiat that loses value daily.

>>60793987
Or the gold in fort Knox? Didn't they go to look at it in person?

>>60793755
pakistanis are jeets too
in fact all of picrel are jeets

>>60793994
>fort knox audits
also memory holed

>>60793919
Didn't SOXL just go trend down the majority of that year? Imagine bagholding the entire year.
>it'll go up, $75 eod!
>trust the plan, $75 eow!
>i-it's just a shakeout, $75 eom!
>i-it's j-just a shhh-shhh-shhhakeout, i-i'm calm, $75 eoy!

>>60793993
because they expect the shit they're selling to down down in the near future or they just don't want to pay interest

>>60793979
We were talking about it a couple weeks ago but I think all of us who had NEGG sold it already.

>>60793991
damn I hardly ever browse /biz/ besides /smg/

>>60793361
kek

>>60793993
hedge funds don't own the assets they manage, anon
they sell things that they expect to go down, or which have grown to the point that they now represent too large a % of the total portfolio

>>60793596
good night anon

>>60793971
That really pisses me off. I missed out on that stock twice. A few years ago and now that some dude is trying to buy it out and if I recall correctly the company trying to prevent it by making it difficult.

>>60793980
Coming right after the doge checks

>>60793942
I would just run the unemployment bennies out. Once you have about 3 months left of unemployment then get serious about finding a job because that's about how long it takes to find a decent job and get hired. You also have the luxury of not being desperate, so you can take time to filter out the bullshit jobs and look for something decent.


t. 29 y/o 115k NW and was unemployment last year for 8 months

>>60793980
presumably that's where federal ownership of INTC would go, right?

HGRAF was going to reverse split for the NASDAQ listing but they don't have to anymore.

>>60793980
TWO WEEKS

>>60794058
>>60794058
>>60794058

>>60794054
every time

>>60793942
>450k
You're already rich, baka. You should pre-retire and start a one person consulting firm in your field. 2-3 days of 'work' from home to cover your weekly expenses. Invest 400k (slowly). Keep 50k in cash.

>>60793804
stop it you fucker, I don't want this shit to become a meme so that it dies the second some new penny-stock with a funny ticker shows up.

>>60792913
I kekd ngl