Thread 60799231

I just had the fattest shit in existence come out of me, then i split that turd into two individual pieces with my urine by spraying upon it.

How can i use that to determine bitcoin's next price action?

>>60799231 (OP)
when you pissed on the turd, cracking it like a geode, you were sending little bits of piss and shit flying out of the bowl. you also aerosolized some and it got in your nostrils and mouth and all over your clothes and hair.
in short, you got played.

>>60799304
Is there any hope left then?

>>60799231 (OP)
Am I weird? I flush the toilet every time I drop that first, big deuce because I can't even stand the smell of my own shit. I never even look at the toilet paper skid marks after I wipe. I even do one last flush before I stand up because I don't want to turn around and even see what my last deuces look like scuba diving down there. I'm a straight guy, by the way

>>60799435
We did that as a courtesy in prison, and I do it every time now. I don't allow any shit to sit in the toilet.

>>60799435
I don't really care about seeing it but I usually flush my dump after I take it and then wipe. Atleast if its a fat one.

>>60799231 (OP)
jannotrixes banned me just for this interaction
Anon: Is memecoin a scam?
Also anon: *sees DexTools volume moving like a possessed blender*
Bro if this is a scam then scam me harder

>>60799435
sometimes it smells really intriguing. it's not usually bad. an exception is if i forgot to put the fan on, or if i forget to flush, and then i come into the bathroom later it smells bad. but when it's fresh it's a not unpleasant and thought provoking scent

>>60799625
the thoughts are usually something like, hmm, what did i eat last night that created this smell, if it's peculiar and unusual. that happened yesterday, i think because i had an oven pizza type that i don't have usually. it probably confused my gut microbiome

>>60799506
Maybe we lucked out and have a German tranny janny amongus

>>60800025
what the hell is wrong with g*rmans

>>60800025
Back then you didnt have a doctor you could drive to, to biometrically analyze what diseases or parasites resided in your fecal matter.

Idk why all german and dutch toilets arent retrofitted though