Thread 60806335

>"dude, this coin sucks!"
>meanwhile, institutions are slurping it up by the billions
>"wow, why is this shitcoin pumping? makes no sense!!"

Why are midwits like this?

>>60806335 (OP)
Because they masturbate Father. Why else?

>>60806339
You forgot a comma...

>>60806335 (OP)
dealing with these sorts of instawhore women is such a fucking nightmare

>>60806335 (OP)
>captain morgan
>macbook
>hotel room
>thot
fucking kill me if I aspired to such meaness

>>60806335 (OP)
i could do this

my gf is much hotter and younger than her and has had way less cock

but it bores me so i dont know what your pic is trying to say

>>60806346
Maybe he didnt

>>60806587
Honestly the most depressing is the Captain Morgan glass with ice… the guy is straight up poor/redneck

>>60806684
Imagine still drinking alcohol in the year of our lord 2025

>>60806335 (OP)
>captain morgan
>that view of the Palms means he's off the strip or facing off the strip
this retard is poor and that hooker is probably a dude

>>60806335 (OP)
>Has a rug pulled chart open
>-99%
>no, you don’t understand. He was shorting!
Sure, kek

>>60806335 (OP)
its not hard to have a gf and buy captain morgan lol

>>60806335 (OP)
I’ll have you know I cut back to just rookie numbers.

>>60806571
Yes. Put away the alcohol and the midwit bimboes and be happy.You need the alcohol just to put up with them. Gets old quick.

>>60806335 (OP)
>old yahoo finance charts
I want to go back

>>60806335 (OP)
Yes saaar, you MUST sell the ethereums to Larry and Tom Lee they are your fellow kind exit liquidity gentleman!

>>60806335 (OP)
>If you stop masturbating you'll magically start making decisions that lead you to a penthouse suite with some random hooker and alcohol involved.

What could possibly go wrong?

>>60806709
You’re brown.

>>60806587
>muh macbook
Literally who gives a shit about the laptop brand

I swear the only people who think apple products are a “status symbol” are people with a persecution complex who don’t buy apple products but let apple live in their heads rent free

>>60806624
>my gf is much hotter and younger than her and has had way less cock
Didn't know this was a thing, does having sex with a post-op tranny make you less gay if she had a small penis before? Like you are still gay af, but perhaps less gay than if your "gf" had a massive dick prior to "her" cutting it off.

>>60806335 (OP)
Why is the fuckin bear from Boxes World at the party

>>60807406
Gay is not a spectrum its a binary, like a one way light switch. If you do one gay thing once, your gay forever and you cant come back

>>60806587
Macbooks are better than any laptop. Are you a retard?

>>60807394
>>60807417
Seething applefags
Paying more for less is bad

>>60807440
>have to use Windows slop laptop for work
>several blue screens
>shit UI, like actual dogshit UI made by jeets
>nobody gives a shit about the end product whatsoever, it's just slop all the way down
I don't respect anyone who doesn't use Mac or Linux. People who use Androids are Somalians on food stamps or weirdos. It's all trash.

>>60807445

Nicestrawman meanwhile in reality you are chump who paid extra for big retard buttons

>>60807453
>I'm poor and have to legitimize having a slop phone that needs more RAM because it's far less optimized
>I need a Windows laptop because I cannot fathom paying 20 percent more for a product that is far superior in every capacity ever conceived

What's it like to be completely wrong? To have no quarter from being called the retard you are and always have been?

>>60806335 (OP)
I'm going to have to jack off to ward off this curse.

>>60807440
Windows is less

>>60806335 (OP)
nobody whos actually rich takes "photos" this shit because they live it every day

>>60809446
It's the same Andrew tate nigger grift.
>Look at how much money I have
>You can have it too if you buy my course
>because some powerpoint presentations will make you rich trust me
It takes advantage of fatherless men who are gullible enough to give them money.

>>60806335 (OP)
Can anyone tell me how to safely solicit a hooker in Vegas and have them be cool with no condom?

I don’t want to quit my job and fly across the world to Thailand anymore

>>60807362
wrong faggot

>>60806335 (OP)
who the fuck actually wants that filthy life? the dream you're supposed to show is a woman in a sundress in a field with a clear blue sky

>>60809500
they think hedonism and cheap dopamine makes them look cool because they were brain washed by "influencers"

>>60806335 (OP)
>Drinking cheap rum with ice
>Mac
Yeah no, thanks I'm good

>>60806335 (OP)
that's photoshopped, right? look at the glass edges then look at the woman.

>>60806335 (OP)
jerking off at home sounds better than whats going on in that pic, yes
indian image

>>60806335 (OP)
what is she doing? also her skirt seems to be too short... hmm

>>60807394
Hi Raymond!

>>60811382
Hi /g/ayboy