Thread 60811993

>do 2 hours of work then do nothing for 4 hours
>get teams call from boss's boss asking for help
>answer his question in 10 seconds off the top of my head
>go back to doing nothing
yup it's just another day of being a wfh chad. and to think i used to bust my ass doing manual labor on rotating shifts in a factory for $18/hour.

>>60811993 (OP)

werd

>>60811993 (OP)
Basado

We only get 2 days a week home office but I try to cram everything into the available 3 days and mostly just take turns playing music and vidya with Outlook open on the other two days.

>>60811993 (OP)
>answer his question in 10 seconds
The big brain move would be to say you'll get to work on it and answer 20 minuites later.

>>60811993 (OP)
yeah pretty much my day exactly
right down to the 5pm call from some higher up who has a really stupid question

>>60812063
the answer is going to one of our internal boards of directors so i dont want to make us all look retarded and bad.

>>60811993 (OP)
>tfw I've been a wage slave for so long that now when I WFH I get nervous when I'm not doing any work

absolute slave mentality

>>60812063
more work than expected. I rather go back to sleep and not have to wake up 20 mins later to answer it

AHEM.

You are all fired.

>>60811993 (OP)
>ape into based pepe
>expect rug
>instead get +300%
>community says “based” every time a new wallet joins
>positive reinforcement literally printing money

>>60811993 (OP)
>project has 4 week deadline
>do nothing for 4 weeks then get everything done the day before

>>60814113
Also,
>do nothing all day
>make changes to JIRA tasks etc at 8pm so it looks like working late to get task done

>>60814113
yep.

>>60812091
that happens to me. drives me fucking insane actually when i don't have something to work on.

>>60812079
not being a complete slobbering retard and knowing a simple answer at crunch time can carry you for 2 years. you'll always be that guy who saved the day.

>>60814114
I've done this. It works every time. Also 8pm is too late. Do shit at like 6/7 that's always believable.
>>60812173
Nice try bro I might just fire my employer pretty soon if you catch my drift

>>60814210
Some of the more dedicated seniors always do updates around 9pm, so I'm just following their lead kek

>>60811993 (OP)
>doing two hours of work everyday
kek what a cuck wagie

>>60812046
I do exactly the same. It's crazy how everyone thinks I'm such a hard worker because they see me work when I'm at work, so they just kind of assume I work just as hard when I'm at home.
It helps that my direct manager has no idea what I actually do, she's my superior in hierarchical terms but otherwise our jobs are completely different.

All it would take to get busted is one request to IT dept to compare my e-mail activity between wfh days and regular days.

>>60814325
Lmao I thought this. Try 10 minutes at the start of the day.

>>60812091
Literally me. Two years of WFH and I still can't get over it.

>>60811993 (OP)
i am that manual labor brokie right now :( my whole fucking body hurts bros i can't do this for another year

>>60814456
i believe in you.

>spend 2 hours working on a repair
>get paid for 8
>spend the rest of my shift in an air conditioned mechanical room shitposting
>work alone
>no meetings
>no micro managing
Yea, I’m comfy

>>60814999
industrial maintenance?

>>60811993 (OP)
>doing nothing
lazy fuck
I'm doing my wow dailies while I wfh

How the FUCK do I get a comfy wfh job with an accounting degree? I want to work no more than 2 hours a day & don't care if It isn't accounting related

>>60812091
actually me

>>60812091
Well when I was able to rarely work from home it was in public accounting.
I didn't work as hard but there's always fucking work to be done and if you get nothing done it's noticed, especially at a smaller office.
I seriously wonder how the fuck people get WfH jobs where they barely do anything.

>>60814091
buy an ad, Igor

>forced to wage slave 11hrs a day / 4 days a week in office
>day 5 i cannot do anything other then goon because I'm mentally drained
>only leaves 2 day weekend.

want to kms

>>60811993 (OP)
I am so jealous how nearly everyone in the working world just has made up job where they do pretty much nothing and make 100-300k a year

I will be happy when ai replaces them so the bragging stops

>>60815954
im an accounting manager. you probably wont get a fully remote job until you have 3-5 years of exp. it's very competitive.

>>60816349
Don't be ridiculous. Almost no one can slip through the cracks for a long period of time.
And if they do, then they are poorly paid.
If they are well paid, it's usually because they are accountable for a shitton of stuff and people.

>>60811993 (OP)
All I do for the vast majority of the day is playing Overwatch 2 and Counter-Strike 2 while flipping son and spx and a few others. I work like 2 hours a day max. Shit feels wrong, like I'm on a cheat code lifestyle that won't hold for long, I can feel the "hey anon can we hop on a call real quick?" coming.

>>60816372
I feel like nearly all women just eat and socialize at their office jobs and make 100k+

>>60816354
I can't do another 2 years of accounting in an office.
I need wfh now

>>60816412
>I can feel the "hey anon can we hop on a call real quick?" coming.
i know that feel

>>60811993 (OP)
>>60812046
>>60812072
>>60814419
You’re gonna carry that weight. Something for nothing leaves you hell to pay.

>>60816433
Women like going to work because it’s just social time to them


Been working remote since Covid. Picked up a second remote job 18mo ago. Will bring in $250k-$300k this year working maybe 20-40hrs a week max. Got a way to hopefully hit $500k in a few years.

>>60816631
my work helped a big jewish corporation scam ~100 million americans last year. i provide shareholder value every single day.