Thread 60813297

This whole "job" thing isn't really working out for me. Maybe I was meant for a life of crime.

>>60813297 (OP)
The grass is always greener on the other side OP.

>>60813297 (OP)
That's what I thought then I found out I wasn't meant for jail.

The people at work have realized I was using my unpaid lunch hour to just leave an hour early and say I can't do that anymore. Out of spite I'm going to work twice as hard and refuse to take a lunch until they get mad at me for that too and hopefully end my at will employment so I can go to do something more productive, like fap to fat titty slut mexican anime girls.

Just don't get caught and you're golden

>>60813500
Interesting. I showed up at my job with no experience and within a few months my boss used me to replace several employees who had been working there ~10 years. I'm basically running the place myself now and I'm the least paid person there. Of course, I could get a raise or promotion if I really wanted it but I don't even care. My wages are garnished anyways.

>>60813297 (OP)
1/4 black people in Minnesota have a felony. makes you think.

>>60813540
Is that true? bruh

>>60813537
The funny thing is I'm more efficient than most workers there. They have a 60yo mexican woman who did like 1/10th the work I do, but keep her on anyway. I think I read a post before like this where some dude just left at 4 PM when the power went out at his workplace instead of 4:30 and the wagies feared his chad energy. If you try to break free from the system, they hate you.

>>60813540
no way it's that low

>>60813297 (OP)
I'm getting used to a life where all I have to do is look at the chart for my based pepe and my dogs, It's not like it gets any easier than this, so I'd better not complain too much

>>60813297 (OP)
i did unironically sell weed for a while with a friend of mine and i didn't like it. you meet very strange (and dirty) individuals and i was constantly fearful of one of them simply slashing my throat for the fuck of it or for no reason at all or some shit. i feel happier trading notefun slop and working at my local supermarket. my manager has a gigantic fucking ass i wish to motorboat one day.