Thread 60814571

have you patted your imouto on the head today edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

previous >>60812436

kek baggies

I want to short, but I've lost quite a bit of money doing so recebtly and I can't bear to lose more.

>>60814580
You can't just enjoy any of those animations when you know 80-90% of the guys that did those or enjoy those are pedos

kek baggies

>>60814580
I'll give it til eoy. You never know.

>>60814598
oh, so now you're a value investor
kek baggie

>>60814602
I´m a growth baggie.

>>60814624
holy shit, is that real?

So what's the news anyways? I was cooming in thailand for 2 months, so I'm out of the loop. Are tariffs canceled? What's the news for why my 'folio went up in the meantime?

the market needs to pump 200% today so I can quit my job

>>60814602
I thought we all were~

>incest edition
>immediate anime flood
hmm

anyway, I fixeded the spreadsheet further
i'm up:
2,37% last day
1,72% last month
0,45% ever (since mid may)
unremarkable, just like me

>>60814666
you could be up 50% and still be a baggie

>>60814666
They will call you a baggie regardless of your results.

nigga like me ain't supposed to make no money
summin' ain't right shieettt

Why the fuck is euro def dumping again every week the same SHIT

>>60814666

Hey champ you got some nice trips that's remarkable in its own way.

Why, I'm remarking right now!

>He didn't buy the generational GAMB bottom
>He still hasn't bought GRRR

ISHYGDDT

>>60814706

stupid faggot

>>60814666
that aint so bad desu
this is me
gained €5k on TSLA puts and then lost €8k on TSLA puts

>>60814696
what assets do you recommend anon? just getting started myself

>>60814629
Imagine how much shit we'd be in if women were real

>>60814594
Anon... you're posting in a thread where the OP is about loving your little sister.

>says AI is a bubble
>a year ago spouting ridiculous numbers to get attention
biggest clown in the circus
>it is a bubble tho robotics is the way to go

>>60814735
Yeah! You tell 'em, it's not pedo, it's incest, get it right!

>>60814701
less and less baggies to dump on

What happened?

>>60814712

Why are you so upset friend?

>>60814745
I sold

>>60814751
I think you're supposed to buy.

>>60814738
>tfw ywn marry your prepubescent sister
why live

>>60814580
Still bagholding. DIAMOND HANDS

>>60814745
>BLACKBULL

>>60814756
>why live
because the alternative is death.

So, apparently, the Yen is devalued because the Japanese have engaged in QE. I don't know what to make of this information, but it clears up some of the reasons behind their currency despite being native to one of the most developed nations on earth, being so undervalued. Feel free to chime in with your own high IQ posts, I'm all ears.

>>60814779
Why don't they just revalue it?

>>60814779
They've been doing QE for a long time, for them it was, in a way, necessary because their economy, like their population, has been shrinking since the significant financial boom in the late 1980s.

>>60814571 (OP)
>Sibling Marriage General
here is a real thread

>>60814798
>>60814798
>>60814798

>>60814806
Kys threadsplitter, only green candles here

>>60814735
/smg/ has been pro sister mating for a long time buddy, you're just new here.

Not selling my HGRAF just fyi

>>60814779
The yen is devalued against most forex because the Japanese have had a current account surplus with almost all major economies since WW2
There has barely been any inflation over the past 30 years, even with yield curve control and active QE

>>60814834
thanks doc