Thread 60819118

My biweekly paycheck is $2,547 USD

>rent
780 USD per mo.
>electricity
.10c per kilowatt hours. Est 60 USD per mo.
>internet
80 per mo.
>phone
20 USD per mo.
>household groceries
300 USD per mo.
>student loans
150 USD per mo. (30k @0% interest)
>weed
110 USD per mo.
>zyn
186 USD per mo.
>liquor
90 USD per mo.

I work from home and smoke tons of weed with movies or shows playing on a projector during my shift.

>put bills on credit card
>pay minimum monthly payment
>buy crypto

>>60819412
Where do you live that costs $780/month? Or do you have like 6 roommates?

>>60819412
>rent $780 per month
dude you live in a section 8 shithole

>>60819886
Kek

>>60819412
My biweekly paycheck is $0 USD

>tent
0 USD per mo. -- comfy one-time purchase
>electricity
0 USD per mo. -- solar or plug into outlets anywhere
>internet
0 USD per mo. -- use public wifi or phone
>phone
0 USD per mo. -- use free service/obamaphone
>household groceries
0 USD per mo. -- follow weekly schedules for food pantries and soup kitchens or hunt and gather and scavenge food waste
>student loans
0 USD per mo. -- never be dumb enough to get roped into that scam
>weed
0 USD per mo. -- weed grows out of the earth
>zyn
0 USD per mo. -- do not be a degenerate
>liquor
0 USD per mo. -- do not drink liquor except for shots others buy to cheers someone or something

I work from home and smoke tons of weed with no movies or shows not playing on a projector not during my shift.

I basically just kick back and give zero shits or fucks about anything, like some sort of zen master who has abandoned even zen. I'm sitting now in a sunbeam, looking at the mountains, marijuana and coffee on the table, shitposting on 4chan while hodling.

I still feel that electricity must be free shit, even so I stopped worrying since I started using my bongo and any profit to pay bills, life is a little more comfortable this way

>>60819886
I look and talk like this but 3 days is far too long

while the debt slaves toil away and RUSH to pay their landlords my expenses are

>rent
0 USD, live in my car
>electricity
0 USD, charge battery and phone in gym
>internet
15 USD, data plan on my phone
>insurance
35 dollars a month
>fuel
40 dollars a month
>food
50-80 USD per month eating beans and rice out of my jetboil
>gym membership
20 dollars a month
>vices
0 USD life is beautiful

seriously what do you need to pay bills for? so you can sit in an apartment after toiling away for 8 hours and jerk off and watch TV? all you need is a place to sleep and cook food, after taking care of everything there is only 6 hours left in the day anyway, imagine spending half your paycheck for that, couldnt be me

>>60819412
>weed 110 per month
Holy fuck, it's legal in my state and you can get an ounce for $35.