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Anonymous (ID: FjV0XUtQ) No.60819187 >>60819194 >>60819253 >>60819255 >>60819266 >>60819279 >>60819282 >>60819288 >>60819290
>be me
>mid 30s, depressed, no job, eating noodles in a half-lit room
>only asset left is 0.84 monero from the “break glass in case of absolute disaster” stash
>bear market nuked my bags, family in China calls me the “disappointment”
>perfect cousins working in tech making “real money”
>decide to rot in peace
>one night scrolling through random socials channels
>see some post about “based pepe”
>literally laugh out loud, looks like every other scam frog
>chart’s green in a sea of red
>send last monero through exchange out of pure spite
>market order, all in
>don’t even care anymore
>wake up next day
>pepe’s up
>week later, still up
>month later, monero turned into enough to pay off rent for a year
>another month, cleared all debts
>another, bought the apartment outright
>start sending pics of my new place to family group chat
>no reply
>next day, uncle calls saying they’re “proud” of me
>find out based pepe is now worth more than my family’s “respectable” chinese tech stock
>print the chart, frame it, hang it above my desk
>went from family shame to family legend
>all because of one spite buy on a stupid frog in a bear market
Anonymous (ID: JZfSR2pd) No.60819194
>>60819187 (OP)
>chinese tech stock
nigga that's racist but I'm glad that stereotype is true
Anonymous (ID: i78BVDVr) No.60819198
based pepe?
dude, at this point just call him a nigger, you're massacring my boy
Anonymous (ID: FjV0XUtQ) No.60819200
So proud of you Phong Ling Ging, you can delete your thread now
Anonymous (ID: hs7W5Rg3) No.60819213
Can I humbly ask why did you still buy Monero in 2025?
It's literally worthless for holding, better have your money on stables op
Also, idk if gambling with memecoins is the best idea, sure you had luck now, but try getting some BTC next time
Anonymous (ID: C+hkKJ6s) No.60819216
So proud of you Phong Ling Ging, you can delete your thread now
Anonymous (ID: qKF58DVj) No.60819253
>>60819187 (OP)
based if true
Anonymous (ID: C+hkKJ6s) No.60819255
>>60819187 (OP)
it's amazing how everyone seems to really want to do something with their lives as soon as they hit their 30s
Anonymous (ID: C+hkKJ6s) No.60819266 >>60819271
>>60819187 (OP)
it's amazing how everyone seems to really want to do something with their lives as soon as they hit their 30s kek
Anonymous (ID: FjV0XUtQ) No.60819271
>>60819266
It's either that or live under a bridge in your 40s
Anonymous (ID: vR1brcZp) No.60819279
>>60819187 (OP)
>>start sending pics of my new place to family group chat
>>no reply
>>next day, uncle calls saying they’re “proud” of me
pathetic foreigners not worthy of the US dollar, if this were true
Anonymous (ID: hs7W5Rg3) No.60819282
>>60819187 (OP)
for the next month there are 2 possible scenarios, either the alts revive, or the real crash begins and all this is just a dying gasp
Anonymous (ID: pWZ2OXgT) No.60819288
>>60819187 (OP)
this beter not be a fucking ad
Anonymous (ID: YHbacCEm) No.60819290
>>60819187 (OP)
you're me but with slanty eyes desu