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>Financial TV Streams:
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https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
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https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
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https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling
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https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
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>Calendars
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https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
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https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

Previous: >>60818455

>Jerry, how much do you have in your savings account?
>That feels like a loaded question, Kramer. What are you up to?
>HGRAF
>HGRAF?
>Hydrograph Clean Power, Jerry. It's the minor pullback. We need to load up on shares before the NASDAQ listing.
>We do? What's their P/E ratio?
>They don't have one. They're pre-revenue.
>No revenue. None. On a $400M MCAP. And they're Canadian.
>Contracts, Jerry. It's all about contracts. They're going to sell ten tons a week by 2026.
>Tons? I thought this was a clean energy utility provider.
>Graphene, Jerry. You can sprinkle it anywhere. Concrete. Motor oil. Semiconductors. The machine at the hospital that screens you for lung cancer. The total adressable market is in the Trillions. This is a $1000 stock!
>What does George think about this?
>Oh I wouldn't worry about George. He went all in on September $200 PLTR calls on Monday. We're all going to make it, Jerry.

red IDs must short.
green IDs must long.
yellow IDs don't trade today.

lil bro Trump pumping the yields again over some mortgage or something

Guys I'm going to pray and TSLA will pump 5%.
Watch this.

>>60820226
FUCKING KEK
I was literally having Kramer shilling hgraf in my head yesterday
Good news, we're both autistic

Tell me exactly how market corrections aren't completely arbitrary and retarded

>>60820231
Make sure you're facing Mecca

>>60820226
>Graphene
>2025

Sold these last week at a loss. What's the quickest way to kill myself?

So we are back to stocks only go down again?

>>60820242
I bought $7 SOXS calls but could only afford 0tde shitters last friday

>>60820235
Why would you call it retarded when you also call it a correction?

>>60820244
probably not. I'd be very surprised if the bubble popped before the s&p reached 7000.

>>60820242
wal-mart earnings are tomorrow. ride the tiger

Its going to dump again today isn't it?

Oh, there are new ETF with more focus on the big names
>QQUP
>QQXL

>>60820235
They truly are

>hey fellow billionaires we have to sell-off our appreciating assets for depreciating dollars.... because we just have to ok?

>>60820272
they wanna buy the dip. And when you have enough $ you can cause dips yourself by mass selling.

>it's going to crash because... it's a booble!
good, sell me your stuff for cheap retards

>>60820272
Dollars are about to appreciate.

>>60820276
If nobody ever sold everybody would be richer.

>>60820286
>every time I check yieldshitter

>>60820281
what fun is being an oligarch when you have sto share?

Hgraf going just as hgraf anon planned.
Pull back to $1.30-$1.40 before a slow ascension to heaven over a period of time.

what is Powell's endgame?

I just don't think inflation is enough to justify insane P/E. The money is already in someone elses pocket and normie investors (including 401k'ers) coping about how prices only go up long term. Just like house-tards coping about the price of sticks and tar.
It's just normally people don't buy fractional shares of a house so they don't realize what's happening.
>they call you an antisemite but they don't call you wrong

50% cash and still waiting on a real dip to slurp

plenty of room down on PLTR?
been wanting to short this one for a long time but its already down 12

>>60820315
Crashing this economy.

WITH NO SURVIVORS

>>60820315
The Fed is not responsible for housing, only inflation and the job market.
If Trump wanted he could raise taxes on billionaires and builld public housing. Wouldn't be much of a leap to be honest, he is already doing communist things by investing in Intel with government money.

I used to mock the libtards for talking about how 'exhausted' they were from Trump back in 2018 but now I get it. Just rivers of shit coming basically every day from the administration. Tariffs this, tariffs that, alligator island, Intel stake, shitcoins. Its a new harebrained scheme every week. Was it like this with the tariffs in 2018? I don't really remember.

>>60820338
all he cares about is pardoning israeli sex pedophiles and making sure they get home safe.. I'm voting for Newscum in 2028

>>60820338
the first Trump admin was run by W's staff, so it was basically W's 3rd term

>>60820338
He needs a constant spotlight on him. If the media gets distracted by something else, he needs to get them back on him.

>>60820335
>he could raise taxes on billionaires and builld public housing.
LITERALLY 1984 GOMMUNISM NO HANDOUTS SNOWFLAKE
>investing in Intel with government money.
BASED AND FREEMARKETPILLED USA USA USA

>>60820338
Last admin he was restrained by more republican moderates. Now it's full schizo time

I’m getting fucked in the ass by this market, money-wise.

>>60820351
>>60820335
We need zoning laws to change at the city level to deal with the housing crisis. A lot of places don't let developers build anything but detached single-family home or huge apartment blocks.

>>60820335
the bottom 50% of tax payers only contribute 0.1% of tax revenue. they should just exempt them. that would really kickstart things

>>60820354
hasnt even opened

huh Hertz and Amazon working together to sell cars. So far only Hyundai partnered with them, and it's not available in my area.
T. Need new wheels

>>60820338
It wasn’t as bad during the first term, but then Trump also had tard wranglers breathing down his neck

>>60820359
And yet here I am, getting fucked in the ass

>>60820344
>all of this newsom spam on 4chan all at once
very organic, newsomsisters

now i gotta baghold TGT for like a year... god dammit

>>60820367
fuck it dude, I voted for donny in 2016 and then when he pardoned Shalom Rubishkin I lost all hope. just a tool of the Mob. yeah there were some decent mild reforms ill give him that but America first?? what a joke

>>60820374
>voting
ngmi

>>60820368
>earnings beat
>optimistic outlook
>dump anyway because CEO is leaving

I have a VA appointment this morning so I only have about 30 minutes to do a SPY 0dte
Weighing my options at open

>>60820374
>pardoned
Yeah what a joke.

>>60820375
By voting you consent to your enslavement.

>>60820391
voting is a farce. wake me up when theres a violent revolution.

so is the tech dump over?

Buy Ashtead Technology.

That is all.

Earnings Monday.

We Moon.

Bought hooy premarket, if it recovers quickly I'll keep it and if not I'll sell

>>60820406
Still going down<.<

Hold me sirs

HydroGraph Expands U.S. Operations with New Austin Headquarters

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/hydrograph-expands-u-operations-austin-123000052.html

No longer a Canadian shitco. Shorts demolished.

BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

CAM ON AND MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINS

>>60820338
2016 trump had tard wranglers and handlers
2020 bidens admin was run by his competent staff and joe just ate ice cream
2024 trump is just a mob boss surrounded by yes men who has a rubber stamp to excuse everything israel does including trying to rape kids in Las Vegas

>>60820286
God thats fuckin gross.
Imagine all the shit and smegma in that thing ?

>>60820406
Kek no it hasn't even started

>>60820446
BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP
Based

>>60820444
>trusting a Canadian company
it's hq'd in an old panera isn't it?

>>60820444
So they're still not signing contracts with buyers

LOL WTFWT

kek viking therapeutics

>>60820444
kek baggies

WHAT WAS THAT

wat the helly was that

WTFWTWTF WAS THAT

KILL ALL TECH

>>60820458
>>60820463
>>60820464
>>60820467
what?

WTF ARE WE WTF WAS THAT ABOUT?

STOP SELLING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

ITS HAPPENING

STOOOOOOOOP SEEEEEELLLLINGGG YOU PIECE OF SHITSSSSSSS AAAAAAAAAAA

intel eating shit lmao
shouldn’t have sold my put on open, could’ve let it cook a few minutes

>>60820484
ITS -18% YOU PIECE OF SHIT

WTFWT?!?!?!?@?!

ITS DUMPING AGAIN
ITS DUMPING AGAIN
ITS DUMPING AGAIN

Spastics are pumping TSLA again

>>60820490
How fucking leveraged are you

IT SMELLS LIKE BEAR CUM

So glad I'm not retarded and saw this coming, liquidated all my GOOGL for 25% gains and now I get to slurp like I've never slurped before

In October when prices bottom out :)

>>60820490
Stop buying Canadian (pajeet) scams then.

>>60820487
My intcel puts are the only thing keeping my folio above water. Shouldve bought way more

>NVDA
ON ZERO SUPPORT. ITS OVER

>>60820446
Based

>>60820500
i had one $25.5p expiring 8/22 and sold it for $1.2 shortly after market open because i did not want to get fucked on theta. my 9/5 $25p continues to print

REPEAT AFTER ME: V! V! V!!!!!

HGRAF trannies why are we still dumping on positive news

\

Can AMD stop dumping for fucks sake

Meanwhile, in the real world:
>U.S. stocks traded in a lackluster fashion Wednesday, with investors warily awaiting more economic and central bank cues from the Jackson Hole Symposium this week.
>At 09:35 ET (13:35 GMT), the Dow Jones Industrial Average gained 25 points, or 0.1%, while the S&P 500 index dropped 10 points, or 0.2%, and the NASDAQ Composite fell 80 points, or 0.4%.

>real indexes are green
what are you guys bitching about?

>>60820507
I have 5 $25p for 9/5. I was gonna buy 15 more but then everything but intel started dropping and I didnt wanna get margin called and beheemed.

Everything sucks. Im glad line is going down. It must go down more rapidly tho.

>>60820457
The time line has always been a couple of contracts signed later this year. Nothing has changed.

>>60820511
Fucking kek

>>60820513
/

>>60820511
>pennyscam with no revenue is gonna waste more money on a second hq
>why aren't we pumping on this great news?
Truly a mystery for the ages

What fucking switch flipped to make it so stocks literally only go down?

ITS OVER
ITS OVER
I AM NEVER FINANCIALLY RECOVERING FROM THIS

>>60820520
+70% was still a fairly good point to cash out the 8/22 put, all things considered

>>60820519
HOLY SHIT UK; LONG LIVE THE QUEEN

>>60820357
True, it also makes the suburbs car infested hell holes with 10 quadrillion parking lots. No wonder everyone's a fatass when they drive to Walmart in their big ass SUV and then use their mobility scooter to get across the football field sized parking lot.

I'm still wagging at my waggy~
Don't know what's happening in the market world~
Ignorance is bliss~

>>60820534
genuinely what the fuck are you losing money on? Intel calls?

Just imagine this bullshit carrying on to Friday when Fed rates aren't cut. A total bear mating press deep penetration creampie

I AM SCA((L)T)MAN

IS THIS IT??!?
COULD IT BE?!?!!?
THE BIG ONE?!?!?!?!?

all the mumu & bobo chan AI gens i've collected the past month feature bobo getting fucked by mumu... not one with mumu getting fucked...

what does it mean....

>IBM fighting to stay green while all the big tech companies eat shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_PWdjym25

Just panic sold my Nvidia.
Your welcome if I saved the market.

At least gold and silver (and associated miners) are pumping.

CAN YOU FEEL THE ROTATION?

Breaking news. Technology no longer needed. We are going back to a agricultural feudal economy

>>60820504
Told ya (a week ago when I bought calls)

>>60820564
It means sentiment is extremely bullish.

>>60820566
I shouldve sold my NVDY yesterday. I am beheemed.

>>60820565
Oops.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_PWdjym25g&ab_channel=HiroyukiSAWANO-Topic

lol

Techtrannys btfo
Boomerstocks win again

>>60820570
Trump gonna unabolish slavery

PLTR IS BLOW OFF TOPPING AAAAAAAAA

nature is healing

DO IT NOW; DO IT GOOD, CRASH THIS MARKET JUST LIKE YOU SHOULD.

>>60820595
Palantir could drop 80% and still be overvalued

Holy dump, is it over?

Damn I should have bought SOXS too, but I only bought SQQQ

Good morning my name is Anon and I'm an AMPL baggie.

OFF OFF WITH YOIR HEAD
DUMP DUMP IN THE RED

AFL is up over 4% since I shilled it last Monday

what fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

Fuck this shit. Im chugging a 40, jerking off, and going to bed. Wake me up when I get margin called.

gentlemen, slurp ze grafefe

My shit isn’t even down that much when I look at the stock values but it says I’m down a lot of money today.
Feel like I’m getting jewed somewhere.

>>60820627
I slurped yesterday.

holy sheet
just shorted, full leverage, PLTR
from 149 to 148
made a couple thousand
my heart is racing! is this...the power.. of gambling?!

My only position is a hood 100 csp for end of September. Im gonna hold it.

>>60820633
DO NOT DO THIS AGAIN
If you chase the high you WILL lose everything and you WILL kill yourself.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>60820548
It's much easier to lose money than to make it.

>people bought ANOTHER Canadian penny scam
>when CELH was right there and is green today

time to go long

>Still could've sold AMAT for $20 even as yesterday's dump began
>Held and am getting assblasted
>Probably only downhill from here since my thesis was line go up

>>60820653
You will get “kek baggies”’d soon enough. It comes first us all.

>>60820218 (OP)
I like dividend stocks because they become worth less over time.

this dump is pretty based

WHAT NEWS

>>60820668
lmao. Dividend chasers are actually mentally disabled

>>60820633
beautiful image anon

>>60820676
ITS OVER

>>60820661
This reminds me of a meme. I don't know where I read it but it essentially was about having tictacs with you, so that you can hand out one to everybody to make friends and be the tictac guy. Don't know if it was from /fit or /biz, but it was from one of those places I think.

Where are the gitlab haters today?
You talked shit about my stock and now you must pay.

>>60820668
Wouldn't an appreciating stock price usually be accompanied by an increasing dividend payout...?

It’s not gonna crash, is it?

>Americans wake up
>Dump everything on open
> V recover a bit before burger time
> crab the rest of the day>>60820681

>>60820643
you're right. deleted that post. don't want to influence other anons.

>>60820689

Friday J Pow is going to decimate the market

>>60820689
No, probably another day of pain, then Friday reversal and a pumplicious September.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>spy
>soxl
what the fuck are you all doing

>>60820688
Just let him enjoy his NPC-tier "I dislike " retard opinion, it's all he has

>>60820684
SOURCE??

>>60820706
my poorfolio

>>60820704
I was talking about the redditors in the screenshot not the anon who posted the screenshot.
They are complaining about stock price going up.

>>60820689
Jackson's little hole is going to get absolutely decimated. #size_difference #large_penis #muscular_male #ejaculation #sex #full_nelson #ahegao

I got rekt
Not playing anymore today
Not even a put

Scalped a call for 12% profit today
That alongside a trade yesterday puts me at +20% this week so far.
Feels good
If I stay like this for a year IGMI

>>60820665
not today I won't

Wasn't he a gigabull one week ago?

Jackson hole is what started the great bear market of 2020, when he announced rate hikes.

NO NON O NOOO

>>60820686
I know the greentext you're talking about, but Google is so shit that I couldn't find anything.

Ok you jewish motherfuckers
THATS IT
I bought SOXS calls AND ulty puts
Literally untouchable no matter what the algo does to fuck me
THE HEEMING STOPS NOW

>>60820728
he's laying the groundwork for an IPO, by shittalking the whole industry so he can swoop in and save it

CANCEL ALL ORDERS

>>60820728
Scam Altman is too busy molesting his sister to have consistent views

>>60820728
https://fortune.com/2025/08/18/mit-report-95-percent-generative-ai-pilots-at-companies-failing-cfo/

That's why.

So whys stuff dumping?

>>60820226
Kek this sure doesmt make it look good

>>60820728
He's trying to deflate the AI bubble softly because a hard crash and he'll become the target of much ire

VIX is only 16. What the fuck is going on? How is this possible?

Are you fucking shitting in my dickhole right now?

>>60820751
>So whys stuff dumping?
Scam Altman popped the bubble.

>markets start giga dumping literally right after my last puts expire worthless
Literal scam market they were specifically waiting for this fucking faggots.

And TSLA is still at 319. We need to go to 70-100

maybe tech was just a bit overvalued

>>60820743
>>60820748
>>60820749
>>60820754
Ok interesting ideas.

https://x.com/public_equities/status/1957895760621760677

You could have made a gazillion by shorting PLTR.

>>60820766
h-h-hot clown girl

>>60820768
And you could lose everything by shorting. Specially a stock nonsensical as Tesla.
Don't care.

>>60820728
Respect. He got his billions now he's getting out.

I'm FOMOing into SOXS so expect the market to return to ATH by lunchtime

>>60820766
If only there was some sort of sign. Oh well

oh fuck oh fuck please help me genuinely
what the fuck do i with this im not allowed to be up this much on anything

>>60820779
kek

>>60820766
bro the clussy stank

We buying the dip or waiting?

>>60820785
dude! you can almost buy a large pizza with that

>anons start shorting 5 days into the dump
Smells like bottom

>>60820776
kek and right after zuckercuck went full retard

VIX OPEX today.
You were warned, you didn't listen.

>>60820779
Sir, it's called Strategy.

>>60820793
shut the fuck up i never do options im fucking shaking right now
should i sell the shares??? is it greedy to wait until $8? do i sell the 7.5 call its in the money

>>60820779
That's just a ponzi thoughbeit

We are financially ruined

>>60820808
>>60820785
Good enough to screenshot, good enough to sell

Why are dumping MUMUSISTERS ??????? Just woke up, IM SO DONE IM SO DONE ALREADY

>>60820790
Never mind I bought hood calls.

>>60820800
Facebook/insta has an actual use case for realistic chatbots/images.

stocks back to august 11th prices

>>60820779
The best part is the baggots keep getting diluted to buy more coin, and he keeps making up new valuation multipes that suggest he should keep buying more. And now he introduces a dividend instrument . Like where is he going to make money to pay the dividend becky? Is he going to sell the bitcoin? Seems like a ponzi scheme with extra steps.

Bulltrapped :)

I'M FINANCIALLY RUINED
RUINED
ITS OVER

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

im shitting my motherfucking pants right now

PLTR really imbued the market with some kind of post-nut clarity didn't it?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>60820218 (OP)
I just sold my sqqq that I accumulated on Friday and Monday. Easiest 10 percent I'll ever make.

Even though I think the market has a lot of downside right now I rather make 10 percent than seeing retards reverse this trying to buy the dip and kicking the can another month down the road.

I'm happy holding short term bonds for now

>>60820834
he will buy more btc to make the price go higher so he can borrow more money to pay divvies of course

>>60820779
What does a meme ponzi have to do with tech?

What is plunge protection team for? Aren't they on a payroll?

>>60820836
IM DOWN 50% ITS SOOOOOOO OVEEEEEEEEEER IM FINANCIALLY AND MENTALLY R-U-I-N-E-D

>Markets down by under 1%
>/smg/ : “It’s over it’s all over! The market is crashing!”

It could've be so good If i Just solded Last friday. I wanted too! Fucking jewish greed trait.
I would never have to Work again If Just Solded

>>60820857
Get some leverage bro. Nut up or shut up

>>60820855
Got DOGEed.

Can S&P touch the trendline already so my orders will fill?

HGRAFers i might kms i lost $100

i dont think scam saltman has that much market sway

>>60820859
How could you go from never work again to what you are now? What were your trades?

Anything elon musk says is dishonest; tesla is a fraudulent company worse than enron.

>>60820852
And don't forget about the stock dilution, oh boy!

>>60820857
u know smggers are only on retarded leverage effect options.
-1% market might aswell be -70% on their portfolio lmao.

>trump installs a stooge at the housing committee
>Suddenly every politician has committed "" "" mortgage fraud"" "" "

>>60820857
These people only like buy options

Anons, how big of a loss does it take for you to get really depressed instead of just feeling disappointed?

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

>>60820890
I wouldn't know because I never lose.

my folio is skibidi rizzing like ohio on a gyatt

HGRAF and the whole market are fucking me so hard . STOP MY ASS IS SORE ALREADY

>>60820900
Frfr

>>60820876
>Bill Pulte
>I'm the biggest degenerate you'll ever met

https://youtu.be/C5Bd6YxifCo?feature=shared&t=2637

>>60820565
I have 20k in IBM (-2k). I Hope it survices til next week. Then buy new palantir with it

>>60820857
>S&P about to reach and pass 1% down
You will see...

>>60820680
Realty Income went up after it paid its dividends.

>>60820335
Fed can control housing prices through immigration, making it more scarce and expensive. Thats what they do in Canada.

sold intel puts to buy roblox puts

>>60820925
The Fed controls immigration?

RIP JAMES HARDIE (JHX)

>>60820680
actual qualified dividends have big tax benefits

>>60820925
This whole post is a top signal

Don't worry guys I am also trying to short markey. So the v will come

>>60820890
being down $400k had me bothered

Sell SBSW

>>60820914
Oh so this guy is a retarded stockbro who is just weaponizing housing data and not doing his job
So nothing will happen

>>60820857
conveniently ignoring it has been doing that for days so we are really down like 10% by now

>>60820925
>Fed
>Through immigration

>>60820914
They put the BBBY scammer in a position of power?

bobobros we won

>>60820942
Based

I bought PLTR puts.

>>60820950
>>60820944

Handpicked by the orange man.

when v shape recovery

>>60820915
One of my coworkers interacts with IBM employees a lot for procurement purposes and is friends with their sales team. He claims that IBM is about to announce some advances in quantum and AI within the next few weeks, which is what triggered me to buy.

Man am I glad I sold last week, wew look at those prices. Now if only I didn't buy back in a little the other day....and yesterday.....

>>60820564
I mostly collect Bobina. Bobina is so pretty bros, why can't I have a Bobina gf irl?

>>60820870
all in pltr, nvidia^^ i mean, i was at 150k moneys.. i could've been 150k cash and Work from there. now im 115 and falling and refusing to sell.

>>60820958
The orange man invested in BBBY???
This would unironically be extremely bullish (for the very short term) if BBBY was still listed.

>>60820942
Good, it is a corrupt south African mining scam.

It's over, the stock market is finished

>>60820968
If you are up 100k. Sell!!!

>>60820965
<3thanks. i have that Feeling too. News are working in that direction.

wasn't there an anon here last week who said anyone that didn't buy PLTR at 700 P/E was retarded

SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING AAAUUHGGhhh

>>60820969
No, Trump appointed Pulte.

>On January 16, 2025, President-elect Donald Trump announced that he intended to nominate Pulte's grandson, Bill Pulte, to serve as the next director of the Federal Housing Finance Agency.[9][10]

>>60820914
That was genuinely interesting although the guy got the job from Pulte Homes and that experience probably not his meme stock life.

Why you retards keep holding on sinking positions? Is it just pure sunken cost fallacy or is there something more to it which I fail to comprehend? You genuinely don't have any plan for when a trade goes against you?

bitcorn recovering. the market will follow. global risk-on trade is commencing in 10 min

>>60820993
d-d-d-divvy

>>60820965
Do people care about quantum?

>>60820993
i-it can always bounce back

>>60820993
The best performing investment accounts are those that aren't active.
Believe.

>>60821001
Yes and no
:)

>>60820993
If you don't realize your losses, you didn't lose anything. *puts on sunglasses*

looks like things are bottoming

>>60820993
post the portfolio of someone as smart as yourself

>>60820986
DOWN DOWN DOWN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHBtpqbOKXk

>>60820953
Based on what?
>>60820970
Imagine falling for south African scams.

Oh shi-

>>60821009
>the best performing
These synthetic timeframe stats fall apart when confronted with real life. It took 20 years to recover if you bought the top of dotcom bubble. Would you hold through that? Even if you did, can you afford 20 years of getting nowhere? I sure as fuck can't.

>>60821005
Hope is a poor hedge.

>>60820978
I Trust you. I have for the First time Sold after a 30% drop...
Sold all my 400palantir and my 300nvidia

So the Market better Go down now

Buy the Robinhood dip!
Just yesterday an analyst said it is going to $160!!!

how the fuck do people make these trades
mentally i would be in shambles

orange man needs to tweet immediately

Just bought NVDA puts
wish my luck

up 30% so far on PLTR puts

Rooting for total powell annihilation

>>60818750
Pretty cute might buy a gen z boss in her mini

>>60821033
Good now take a few days off. Check the market on Monday. That was my problem and why I lost 100k. I tried to invest right after I won without working on a proper strategy. Part of what you do must be working on not losing it!

>>60821017
If you don't realize your gains, you didn't win anything. *puts on sunglasses*

>>60821017
>If you don't realize your losses, you didn't lose anything. *puts on sunglasses*
that's why i'm up 100x on bitcoin

fucking hell i just HAD to sell my $646p SPY 8/26 on the 14th. $39 profit my ass

>>60821045
no one asked

The Altman narrative is DeepSeek 2.0. Remember deepseek selloff? Nothingburger.

Are you buying the generational dip?

>>60821033
Kekarino another bottom signal

Probably gonna pump in 10 min, at least a bit.

>>60821054
>Goog cuts a deal with the DOJ wherein it will automatically redirect all searches involving "Epstein" to "DonaldTrumpsHugeCock.com"
>legal troubles go away
>google hit 10k/share

>>60821067
Deepseek was an improvement.

>>60821074
Certainly. This dump is just a way to scare the noobs and wreck options traders. Odds are it will crab close.

>>60820286
Look at that little roo vibing

>>60821034
What actually shows that a investor, company, or bank has faith that a stock's price will rise, really?

>They bought 1 trillion stocks!!!
Stocks can easily be sold off at a moment's notice

>>60821073
:D
>>60821055
I will my friend. I will. Good luck to you and lets Hope for IBM

UVIX hit $15 again, woo

OH MY GOD NOT NOW YOU STUPID FUCKING BITCH I DONT CARE IF YOURE HOT AND WANT TO GO OUT
I HAVENT LEFT MY APARTMENT IN TWO FUCKING DAYS JUST LET ME LOOK AT THE RED

S&P 500 down 1.01%
Its happening

>Hassett likely to be Trump's pick for Fed chief, though Warsh is more qualified, CNBC survey finds

It's so fuckin over.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>put 100$ into NVDA after years of waiting for the le dip
>Immediately entire market craters

CELH and my large bond position keeping me comfy at -.2%. Sold 100 shares of CELH for a nice $2500 gain and bought the SCHG and SPMO dip. Sometimes it all works out

>>60821137
I bet that felt good, I sold at 175. Might buy back in soon, doubt it's going to go down to 160 as hopeful as I am.

>>60821152
based

>>60820653
Canadian investors always praise XEQT but that stock doesn't do shit, barely moves. What gives

>>60821134
They do it on purpose.

>>60821152
lmao

realistically speaking can soxs hit $8 today

everything i buy craters.

>>60820218 (OP)
Can anyone explain these weird pre-market spikes that then dump into open? Big boys buying it up and plebs are selling?

>>60821184
what are you buying next

>>60821056
Every dividend is a gain.
*puts on sunglasses on top of the already put on sunglasses*

My PLTR puts are red now.

>>60821186
yeah it's the hedgies. check the tape

>My best performing stonks are 100% turbo boomer stonks my father recommended me when I started.
Thanks dad.

>>60821152
Kek

>>60821196
Every dividend is a loss to your share.
*puts on sunglasses on top of the already put on sunglasses on top of the already put on sunglasses*

thats more like it

I only made 1% on my Intel trade over the course of the last two days because I sold mid afternoon yesterday but I'm not mad

>>60821144
Ok
Fed chair is literally just 1 vote
Also why are you reading a fucking gossip rag like CNBC

>>60821233
fed chair talks to reporters the most which is generally the only thing the market cares about

>>60821233
I'm not reading it. That's a headline.

>lose everything
>Get offered free Mets tickets

>>60821242
Every fed governor also talks to the public

new
>>60821253
>>60821253
>>60821253

Just bought NVDA calls
wish my luck

>>60820965
is "One of my coworkers interacts with IBM employees a lot for procurement purposes" the new "my uncle works at Nintendo"?
yeah sure bucko