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Anonymous (ID: J3iAJYjF) No.60821058 >>60821064 >>60821081 >>60821086 >>60821097 >>60821122 >>60821320 >>60821458 >>60821658 >>60824297 >>60824358 >>60824361 >>60824377 >>60824572 >>60827255 >>60828123 >>60830669 >>60830681 >>60831171
>walks out on stage
>"After studying the data, tarrifs have contributed to extreme inflationary pressure and we are unable to cut rates as planned. We have been forced in to a 100 bps hike to interest rates."
>refuses to take questions
>leaves

I'm all in stocks and crypto but would there be a funnier timeline?
Anonymous (ID: 1FJL1FY1) No.60821064
>>60821058 (OP)
> walks out on stage
> takes out his dick and starts waving it around
Anonymous (ID: UUrwrYa8) No.60821081
>>60821058 (OP)
>Walks out on stage
>Unzips dick
>"How's this for some inflation"
>Starts rawdogging OPs mum with his 9"
Anonymous (ID: KKruoKTp) No.60821086 >>60821250 >>60824497 >>60828876
>>60821058 (OP)
I don't see how rate cuts will ever be on the table as long as Trump is in office, he simply isn't good for the economy and anyone who says otherwise is coping hard
Anonymous (ID: E7GigVAm) No.60821097
>>60821058 (OP)
that would be good but it will probably be boring and gay
>we anticipate tariffs will have an effect on the economy
>however we are not seeing those effects yet
>the economy continues to be resilient despite some deterioration in the labor market
>we will monitor the situation and adjust the overnight rate as neccessary
Anonymous (ID: GanVjMuV) No.60821122
>>60821058 (OP)
>funnier timeline

1000 bps hike
Anonymous (ID: OVYZNujq) No.60821250 >>60821480 >>60825192
>>60821086
you don't even live in the usa so ur opinion means literally nothing
Anonymous (ID: Gv4O8oJ1) No.60821320
>>60821058 (OP)
you don't trade tho
Anonymous (ID: 1dZAO+pG) No.60821458
>>60821058 (OP)
Then he is lying through his teeth since the data doesn't show that.
Anonymous (ID: hig9doAC) No.60821480
>>60821250
cope
Anonymous (ID: 6lxKYXx0) No.60821556 >>60821695 >>60830802
I think the funniest timeline would be him sarcastically saying trump is right,then cut 300bps in front a print out of the tweet of trump telling him to cut 300bps

Then inflation hits 18%
Anonymous (ID: ymBHT7RY) No.60821658 >>60825321 >>60828800
>>60821058 (OP)
>100bps hike
Imagine the blood
Anonymous (ID: v1khH2sa) No.60821695 >>60821707
>>60821556
We should have negative interest rates to make up for sleepy and LATE jpows STUPID decisions
Anonymous (ID: E7GigVAm) No.60821707
>>60821695
what, so we pay people to borrow? we don't even have to do that at all:

https://www.reuters.com/business/us-treasuries-face-stablecoin-driven-demand-surge-supply-looms-2025-06-25/
Anonymous (ID: 6fBgBBjZ) No.60824297
>>60821058 (OP)
holy shit this is not good.

We have two powerheads bumping and this will have drastic effects on the future economy.

WE ARE SCREWED

ENSLAVEMENT IS ALL BUT GUARANTEED. WE ARE NOT ESCAPING
Anonymous (ID: +EnMEyvI) No.60824358
>>60821058 (OP)
Iโ€™ve been doing some research on my local fed branch and they appear to be using left wing NPOs in the various regions they oversee to enforce political influence over these areas. I suspect they are being used as a proxy for the democrats.
Anonymous (ID: j/npGbqX) No.60824361
>>60821058 (OP)
kek good, miggers still won't learn tho
Anonymous (ID: DUFUDpCa) No.60824377 >>60828857
>>60821058 (OP)
Do they even announce rate changes at Jackson Hole? FOMC is in September, I feel like I recall him just recounting the state of affairs and laughing in uberwealthy
Anonymous (ID: DF4bDLBR) No.60824497
>>60821086
You say that, yet provide no explanation. Do you really think you come off as credible with that kind of M.O.?
Anonymous (ID: xosW/SFI) No.60824572
>>60821058 (OP)
>but would there be a funnier timeline?
I dont know, him coming out, flipping a coin, and then basing raising or lower rates on the outcome would be pretty fun
Anonymous (ID: Yg4Zn+4w) No.60824796
Please increase the rates.
Anonymous (ID: /T/LzCYY) No.60825192
>>60821250
replace the world usa with israel and you would sound like a literal jew
Anonymous (ID: 1FJL1FY1) No.60825321
>>60821658
Imagine the cheapies
Anonymous (ID: TyOZUzq7) No.60827255
>>60821058 (OP)
Walks out on stage.
Is struck down by the Almighty God.
Trump nominates Judy Shelton as replacement.
Ends Fed
Ron Paul can die in peace
Anonymous (ID: +XuI6QtP) No.60828092 >>60828152
People are demanding rate cuts when assets are swollen to insane highs and unemployment is at historic lows lmfao
Anonymous (ID: +XuI6QtP) No.60828095
uh oh!! be careful baggies
Anonymous (ID: mWxWWunU) No.60828123 >>60830499
>>60821058 (OP)
>Starts beatboxing
>Dumpf is a Cheeto, I won't drop the rates, yo, Melania send pics of your immigrant feeto
Anonymous (ID: XNnXsDve) No.60828152 >>60828864 >>60829007 >>60830637
>>60828092
The feds directive is to keep inflation as close to 2% as possible and to maximize employment. That's their only 2 goals, asset prices are barely a blip in their thinking.
Anonymous (ID: 4GaxTJAc) No.60828800
>>60821658
APRIL 2ND WILL COMMENCE AGAIN
Anonymous (ID: 11Etofnd) No.60828818
2500 basis points hike, and then trump comes out on stage butt naked and slurps JP Tha Gawd
Anonymous (ID: SXfWm0gf) No.60828857
>>60824377
People are going to overanalyze the word salad he makes in an attempt to front run
Anonymous (ID: akTdG8xi) No.60828864
>>60828152
Is 2% really that good? Seems like there are few numbers with that much agreement for anything.
Anonymous (ID: alHaahn4) No.60828876
>>60821086
the government and their "experts" except maybe jerome aren't good for the economy, jerome at this point has probably seen reality enough to know what is going on
Anonymous (ID: NXc2ZZzi) No.60829007
>>60828152
>keep inflation close to 2% when orange nigger invents tariffs and demand rate cuts

Good luck?
Anonymous (ID: Hbf6mCz7) No.60830499
>>60828123
kek
Anonymous (ID: J12b5cJl) No.60830519
He won't ever cut again. 50bps last year with high inflation to try to bolster the democrats before the election. Now 'wait and see' for 12 months.
Anonymous (ID: 3Gd2H0rj) No.60830524 >>60830607
When is this fucker speaking and where
Anonymous (ID: 53ouLBOh) No.60830542
It is amazing to me how on many on the true right side (small government, anti-fed, pro-freedomg etc) have been quite happily accepting tariffs and more money printing as a good thing. They don't even seem to have cognitive dissonance. The only explanation for which I can come up with is they had no cognition to begin with.
Anonymous (ID: zm2Gpd5s) No.60830607
>>60830524
In 2 weeks
Anonymous (ID: +EnMEyvI) No.60830637
>>60828152
The NY fed has a trading window aka โ€œthe plunge protection teamโ€ you fucking retard
s (ID: Mc+reTcU) No.60830669
>>60821058 (OP)
>Walks out on stage
>keeps dick in pants
>lowers rates a tiny tiny bit
>takes questions
Anonymous (ID: GVBrzthA) No.60830681
>>60821058 (OP)
BBchair
Anonymous (ID: 5t7iHBZy) No.60830802
>>60821556
Inflation only matters to wagies
Anonymous (ID: lPVQKpJZ) No.60831171
>>60821058 (OP)
based powell actually being competent at his job