Thread 60821253

rused bulls edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

Previous: >>60820218

>>60821255
And?

so this must be the thread where i finally 82.3X my money

PLTR chart is still pretty bullish. I wouldn't buy until it retests 200D MA though

>>60821253 (OP)
>bearfags rn

>>60821261
And who gives a shit whose fed chair if entire board agrees inflation is coming

>S&P back up to -0.66% already
Wow. Bears this is your best?

Every time my balls tell me to buy BRK, my balls are correct.

Tqqq right now

>>60821264
just post % gains on 1 $50 position to pretend you're a winner like the rest of /smg/

V
V
V

Who gives a damn about inflation. China has been through periods of +40% inflation and is still just fine. We don't even have an inflation problem we have a greedy corp problem.

>>60821253 (OP)
does anyone think this chart is inaccurate?
explain.

Sell SBSW

LOL I’m green. Thanks CELH and Bond position

Short term rates won't affect inflation if the cause is tariffs.

>Buying the dead cat bounce
>ISHYGDDT

BUY GAMB & GRRR & Ashtead Technology

>>60821283
ok

>-1.5%
>The booble has popped. It's over. The market will never recover from this
Why boomers keep falling for this shit over and over?

>>60821279
Buffett always gets the last laugh.

OOOOOOOOOOOOO

IM RECOOOOVERING

>>60821315
comma is used as decimal in europoor countries
you lost 24 euros and 67 cents

>>60821271
are you actually 100 iq or something? like, do you just not understand things? I said fed chair talks to reporters the most and you go:

"buhhh but also other fed members!" completely ignoring what i said. dude like are you ever here during a single fed meeting? the market goes schizo when jpow says good evening. They absolutely dont give a shit about other people, they dont even watch them. jpow walks on egg shells every time he is on camera and the market freaks out. imagine a partisan hack getting in the fed reserve and instead of calm and focused reporting like jpow you get the maga pill
>THE EVIL DEMOCRATS ARE ENGINEERING A COUP, SO I VOTED TO SET INTEREST RATES TO 0%. THESE OTHER FUCKERS DONT KNOW ANYTHING BUT DONT WORRY REPUBLICANS ARE IN POWER AND WE ARE WINNING. TRUST THE PLAN, THE ECONOMY IS FINE. THANK YOU.

>>60821322
youre right my bad

>>60821323
I like jpow but hassett is not a psychopath hes just extremely sleazy like a used car salesman

AAAAAAAAAAA

Yeah I ain't buying the v. They are just baiting retail to dump on them tommorow when Powell doesn't cut ratez

>>60821338
i don't understand the need for that precision though. are tenths of a cent a thing there?

>>60821351
yeah

>>60821351
they are a thing in the US

Does Opendoor have a chance?
I have 700 bucks just chilling in my brokerage account so I'd figure I'd buy one or two hundred shares.

>>60821359
not in my brokerage app

Buttcoin bros we're back

>>60821368
they aren't usually displayed but they exist
they're called mills

>>60821323
>>THE EVIL DEMOCRATS ARE ENGINEERING A COUP, SO I VOTED TO SET INTEREST RATES TO 0%. THESE OTHER FUCKERS DONT KNOW ANYTHING BUT DONT WORRY REPUBLICANS ARE IN POWER AND WE ARE WINNING. TRUST THE PLAN, THE ECONOMY IS FINE. THANK YOU.
Based, kino

>>60821345
Yeah, I’m not touching anything until next week

You can't keep SOXL down. That's why you gotta buy the dip.

>>60821339
Buttsex will do that to a man .

The market is gon go straight up tho with zero percent interest free money.

why is PLTR bouncing
does the market seriously think that it's undervalued at 500 P/E

>>60821366

No buy Ashtead Technology instead. 52 Week Low and Earnings Monday.

I bought this morning and am up 2.5% :)

>>60821253 (OP)
Cool flip. First part reminds me of this.

i cahsed out my soxl puts for like 300% each. that better have been the bottom.

>>60821296
Based

oh my god you stupid bitch you've been yapping for 20 fucking minutes jesus

>>60821339
>hes just extremely sleazy like a used car salesman
Trump has the same vibe they'll get along great

don’t tell me i bought roblox puts at the fucking bottom

Slurped some UNHG just now

>>60821366
Next door is the right "door" company to buy

>>60821414
Tell her not us. Trust me. It will be better for you.

>>60821345
You mean friday, jackson hole is on Friday

>nasdaq down .98%
So this is the power of bobo....

>>60821323
I would say that fits the current situation better
Clown country, clown gob, clown economy, clown market.

PLTR BROS WE ARE SO BACK

>>60821435
she has a fat ass i cant
soxs needs to hit 8 already too

>>60821439
V shaped recovery fractal

>>60821369
>just turn your back to a revenant bear

>>60821283
Excuse you i will have you know my 1 position is worth $600.

>>60821389
>wish my luk
NGMI

>VVVVVVVVVVV

MUMUSISTERS WE ARE SO BACK

Back to fake and gay market . Thank you for your attention to this matter.

>bought puts on NVDA and PLTR
how we feelin boyos

>>60821456
https://youtu.be/25m3Gk7mRQM

>>60821446
>can't stand up to a woman because she's attractive

>>60821463
Red....

from "wheres my rope" to "steak for dinner tonight" in like 30 minutes

The only thing worse than losing money is losing money despite being write. My short was off by ONE HOUR GODDAMMIT!!!!

UHH, SMIGGERS

I SEE A HEAD & SHOULDERS FORMING ON SPY

I'LL GET US STARTED AGAIN SHALL I?

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

This is it.

>>60821475
chart patterns are astrology for men
candlesticks and volume are the only technical indicators that matter

>have ten dollars in free cash
Any .01 option contracts you homos can recommend?

SOXX CME gap at $195 btw

>>60821488
8/22 SPY $650 call for $8

>>60821483

Don't say I didn't warn you friendo :)


Also buy Ashtead Technology before earnings Monday, or you'll be sorry!

>>60821488
SPY 630P 0TDE @0.8 rn Lotto

someone needs to get elon in on the graphmeme game
he loves meme investments and his cult will buy anything he tweets about

>>60821399
Hmm, maybe I'll get both. 100 OPEN and 1 ASHTY

WEESSA GOIN DOWWWWNNNNNN


AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


(I told you so)

>they think it’s gonna be a V
Lmaooooooo

I lost everything

>PLTR going back down
hope you guys got out at the top

>>60821224
B-but... I said the stock went up...
*Lifts all the sunglasses to look you in the eyes*

>>60821576
That was my last exit and i sold all my shares

my investments are with good companies. they will come back

V shape recover is coming
Patriots in control
Bela

blowing $400 to double down on RBLX puts may have been worthwhile

HERE WE GO AGAIN

>>60821585
Just one more CRWV dip. Just buy one more and it will go to fucking Pluto

>>60821512
>>60821524
the duality of /smg/

>>60821587
Dude your V shaped recovery is vanishing

Knock it off bobo

What is an upside down V called?

>>60821436
I don't like the name Jackson Hole. It makes me feel like I'm forced to watch important events going on in a man's asshole.

>"We have breaking news coming in from the Fed meeting happening right now in John's Poop Chute, Wyoming. Due to lack of fiber, liquidity is drying up and hemorrhoids are expected. This will have painful effects on the economy. In other news, corn nuggets have increased by 300%..."

Thanks but no thanks, I'm not a faggot.

>>60821644
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caret

>>60821656
Based.
Faggots here are getting swept by the caret

>>60821644
Lambda?

>>60821644
Λ

OHNONONO BOBROS

>>60821600
I was gonna buy puts Monday but got busy and didn't
Fuck
Is it too late?

>>60821644
Toilet flush
>t. work bathroom is clogged

>>60820413
give me the lowdown on this stock you shilled i like a gamble but i have never heard of this

>UUUU
>daily chart says long
>weekly chart says short
Well, we'll just have to wait I guess

oh my god im still on the fucking phone shut the fuck up you dumb bitch

DIE TECH DIE

>There are biztard smiggers who have lost 50% of their position in HGRAF in less than 48 hours

REVEAL YOURSELVES

>volume on the way up half what it was on the way down
Another day of institutional investors de-risking all morning followed by retail placing market buy orders all the way back up

Where'd all the HGRAF baggies from yesterday go?

>somehow green

what even is today

>>60821711
>>60821723
please clap

>>60821711
>>60821723
There was a nikka that bought that shit with his brother's money LMFAO

>>60821671
seems not, roblox went up again so my double down is in the red. go for it buddy

>>60821723
>>60821711
they are loading up on SOXS rn

How many people bought HGRAF at 0.10 USD and sold half at +1.00 USD?
How many people kept holding past 2.10 USD?
How many people bought past 1.00 USD?

This was genuinely a good get rich quick scheme and you guys screwed it.

I’m not schizophrenic but the ability of the market to immediately do significantly opposite of any position I open happens so often it feels real and targeted to the point of me questioning maybe I really am schizo because obviously nobody is directly attacking me but also it happens 90% of trades so it’s impossible to shake such thoughts.

>>60821711
>>60821723
I knew it was a pump and dump but I didn't think it would dump this quickly kek.

>>60821746
>.

Big shoutouts to >>60811426 by the way

>>60821746
start shorting HGRAF so it can start going up again please

>>60821746
just do the exact opposite of what your instincts tell you, like George Costanza

>

>>60821746
https://www.tradingview.com/script/pS6Zrk2S-bizdicator/
try using this, i made it just for the schizos like you

>>60821750
My coping mechanism when it happens is literally just repeating “he bought?” In a fake non specific “European accent” to myself 20x

>>60821706
DIE VIX DIE

Maximum Pain Powell. Please just one time make the rich bleed. They've been so smug all this time. Slit their throats. Recession is always the outcome stop prolonging the suffering. You can't fix this. Just let it happen.

>>60821711
I will not reveal myself>>60821711

>>60821730

This time next week you will look back at this screenshot & wish you had cut your losses today! :)

>>60821777
Trips of heavenly green!!!

>>60821767
lmao this is awesome

>>60821777
that golem needs a bigger nose

>>60821723
Even OG HGRAF anon is awfully quiet rn. I guess he just dumped his 55k bag and moved on

>>60821315
Why do you guys use comma as a decimal? Kek at this being such a tiny loss but implied to be larger by the comma's general use outside certain countries.

>from down 2.5% to even
i do not enjoy these rollercoasters

why am I green

Made By Google presentation at 1PM EST, introducing Pixel 10 and Pixel watch 4. will be a disappointment, buy puts right before.

>>60821805
Name one time in history you could go to a rollercoaster while still sitting right at your home

Cock & Balls pattern forming

SOC Sable Offshore. It might be a few months but it's a 2-2.5x by mid 2026. None of you will be posting a 100% gains so why not just go long and chill?

>>60821786
probably gonna start working on refining it a bit more, esp the bobo/mumu signals which arent as good as some other sutff i have. might push the update in a few weeks or couple of months

>>60821767
bro thank you this is really cool
>bog signal
big fat LMAO

>>60821816
Time to slurp

>>60821781
i'm riding her until eoy
i'll double down if it goes sub $0.50 and write it all off my return of capital divvys if it goes to 0.

>>60821820
>oil and gas
>california
that's a big nope from me pal

>>60821767
>bog signal
this is going to be actual trader lingo in 3 years

>>60821827
Hot

aaplbros whats going on?

>>60821835

>Imagine paying taxes
>And being happy with losses
>To offset those very taxes
>That pay for a government that hates you
>Cucked beyond belief

Tax haven master race reporting in.

I don't give the lazy freeloading government a penny of my hard earned capital gains.

I just need to make some first.

>>60821809
probably a good idea, all this shit is just dead man walking
>introducing our new pixel
>it's uhh just like the last one but the screen is bigger
>and uhhhh has this ai chip or something
>and uhhhhhh sends all your data to israel too
>and ummm we gave it a polished finish that's going to get scratched to hell the second you take it out of the box
>and uhm the israeli company that processes your data serves tailored advertisements to suit your needs
>it uuhhhhm will use your stored credit card information to buy the products you need before you know you need them

>>60821463
Dang face ripper at 142.5 wish I got n on that one!

>>60821827
>slurp
I see now why the bear really sweats.

I just set up a reoccurring investment to buy one share of SGOV each week

>>60821857
>t. libertarian rentoid
grow up

rate my portfolio (I am from europoor):

80k shit&piss
25k euro stoxx equivalent of shit&piss
5k nvda
3k tsmc
3k unh
2k byd
3.5k btc
almost not cash since I dont need cash reserves.

Test

>>60821915
>2k byd
what why dont do that

>>60821915
Way too much Europe exposure

>>60821915
less index funds, more btc

>>60821753
Sold early but at least I got out with ~25% profit or so

>>60821915
I'd switch out S&P for more Europe exposure.

>>60821925
>>60821937
k what is it?

>>60821915
Man you must really think US isn't going to fuck shit up. That's a take.

>>60821915
I'd add SOXL, maybe around 121.5k

>>60821943
I live in europe (germany) and unironically believe the eu has no future. Its either the us wins or we all gonna lose.

>>60821955
The USA already won in the 40s, this is why everything is so shit now.

Is it a good time to hgraf suicide stack?

>>60821981
Just buy 10,000 shares and forget about it.

>>60821985
Post your position

The defining feature of the stock market in current year is how incredibly one-directional it is. It does not bounce, does not zigzag. It goes STRAIGHT up or down for 50+ minutes at a time, sometimes hours at a time. There are just extended periods of time where every single seller in the entire planet disappears instantaneously, or every buyer. They're just completely gone. And then suddenly they're back, and the market rips in the opposite direction.

>>60821570
Time to go all in

>>60821981
wait until it goes to sub $1

It seems like it's possible to eternally fuck yourself even when making a profit.

>Start with $100k
>Invest in stock, it goes 10x
>I now have $1,000,000, cash out
>Profit of $900k taxable income
>I reinvest my $1m
>This time the stock bombs by 80%
>I'm now at $200k, still pretty good, I made 100% annual returns on my initial investment and am up +$100k
>But now it's tax time, and I owe tax on my $900k
>Can only write off $3k of losses
>My tax bill will be at least $300k
>I now only have $200k, despite my gains
>I am now have -$100k in the red after paying taxes

This seems like the ultimate nightmare scenario... What the fuck.

>go to HD for a couple of things
>come back an hour later +2%
Neat

I also set up a reoccurring transfer to my roth IRA of $135 a week. So it will fully max out each year. Need to catch up this year though

-39,60% on my $120 strike PLTR puts I purchased today. Lol. Lmao.
They expire in 3M. Do I keep them or do I cut my losses? For every 0,5€ PLTR moves up I lose like 20%. I looked away from the screen for like 2 hours and this is the result. Options really are as bad as people say.

How to profit off Trump being a war hero?

>>60822014
that's why rich people practice 'buy borrow die'

>>60822014
youd have to be super retarded for that to happen to you

>>60822014
This only applies if you got your 990k gain in December and then re-invested January or something. If the 900k win and the 800k loss are within the same year, for tax purposes, you tally your net gain (+100k) and pay taxes on that. Or if you have a net loss, you can write off 3k of that loss from whatever net income you have that year.

>>60821857
What tax haven? Been thinking of moving to Europe since I'm a fully remote guy, like Malta or Portugal just to get the foreign earned income exclusion.

>>60822025
Short pltr . Long trump coin

>>60822014
3k is the limit for what you can subtract from other income

>>60822033

British Channel Islands

>>60822014
that's why end of year tax loss harvesting is a thing

>>60821981
I added a little

>>60821836
Watch.

>>60822014
This has and will never happen to you.
Why are you fantasizing about ways to justify being a whiny loser.

>>60821941
Less Europe

>>60822022
>6th red day in a row, stock is down over 20%
>i guess it's time to buy puts
You are not the brightest, aren't you?

>>60822022
could double down on $140 with a shorter expiry

>>60822041
>We're technically still an empire
I hate the bonger so much its unreal.

>>60822041
I know they're direct subjects of the king instead of being part of the UK proper, but do they really not have income tax?

>>60822021
>>60821884
based recurring-safe-investment frierenposter

>>60822060

The sun set on the empire long before I was born ;_;

We Brit shits live in perpetual shadow ever since

I can see France :)

QUICK BATMAN, STOCKS ARE DOWN 10% FROM ATH!
ROBINHOOD, GET ON THE MILLENNIAL PHONE
SOMEONES PATENTS JUST DIED. THEY WILL NEED TO HEAR ABOUT THIS!

PHEW, PULLBACK AVERTED, 1 TRILLION BOOMER BUCKS ADDED AND NEW HIGH ACHIEVED BRUCE!

>my CELH call sold

Wow, okay, damn.

>>60822031
>>60822030
>>60822042
>>60822045

No, this was possible in germany from 2021 til 2024 and happened to people even though the cases were a bit different in that it was +200k gains, around 200k losses, but have to pay taxes on +200k

This was the case for derivatives, like CFD, Options etc. Law was taken back end of 2024 by the parliament cause it was at the highest court and likely to get killed by the court. They are still faggots for having even implemented this law.

>>60822070
>The sun set on the empire long before I was born ;_;
Technically it only set on the empire this year. But most of the territory is shitty islands no one wants to live on.

>>60822065

We have income tax up to 20% max

No capital gains, corporate or inheritance tax, no VAT either.

It is very expensive and very quiet if you like cities hustle and bustle this life is not for you.

Many a millionaire have been driven crazy and to drink by these cabin fever Isles. Lord knows I'm one.

>>60821253 (OP)
Anyone have the webm of the bull chasing kids down an alley before it turns a corner and slams into a brick wall?

It's that easy.

When I saw Putin smiling as he met with Trump, it made my day, just so happy.

>>60822083
>It is very expensive and very quiet if you like cities hustle and bustle this life is not for you.
Yeah, I figured.
Shame about the billionaires who used EU court trickery to institute democracy there.

im financially ruined, the only thing green for me today is IDN

>>60822090
Why are his eyes so puffy?

>>60822126
Different folks, different strokes.

I SOLD THE BOTTOM OF THE DIP!!!

>>60822139
You're supposed to buy...

BUY GRRR

>>60822152
But doesn't biz always say buy high sell low?

>>60822139
>buy high sell low
Based

Homomarket

https://youtu.be/UJ4Nel-aHZM?feature=shared

>>60822152
i thought we freefalling til friday o.o i am 50% Cash now

>>60821317
it did the same yesterday. no one is noticing as the frog is boiled slowly

>>60822041
Based.

I'm a dual US/EU citizen, so I'm looking at places where I can drop my income tax to as close to zero as possible. It's too bad that the places that are best for that are places I don't love. Malta is meh, same with Cyprus. Bulgaria is boring. Portugal is not bad, but I prefer northern Europe.

I don't think your tax haven territories would let me in. Then there's places like Monacco but whatever you don't pay in taxes there you'll pay in HCOL.

I keep telling myself I'll buy bigly when the daily RSI is oversold, but when the market dumps for weeks I just lose interest and miss it.

>>60821317
If it actually doomped, they'd fish out the cheapest round they can feed their .45ACP and kys with it. They absolutely do not want a dump in their twilight years.

dead cat bounce

>>60821730
>It's still dropping
OOF

my ai phone just called to say it s almost green for the day

>>60822200
OH N-

THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE CRASH BROS
I POSTED AI FUD

>>60821730
Be honest. Was it the Chinese bots on reddit or the Indians here that convinced you to buy a OTC canadian penny stock? What draws people to dog shit like HGRAF?

>>60822231
I did the research and it's clearly a good company with a strong future.
Just wish I had waited longer before buying more.

>>60822227
LLMs are a bubble, but the other ML that people also call AI is not a bubble.

Fucking lol 1/2

SPY is supposed to go up 20% each day. i will never buy a house like this.

>>60822231
You didn't suggest any other better stock~~

cant even manage -1%... im so sick of this bros...

>>60822231
Wont anyone think of the ceos tits?

How much do you think it costs to get some bots to shill a penny stock to unload your bags ?

>>60822245
Fucking baggot lol 2/2

>>60822253
Did you watch the webinar? Every single thing she said was bullish.

>>60822231
im a sucker for inexperienced hot blondes

>>60822184

We let literally anyone in as long as they can buy a house over £2,000,000. The property purchase is like a golden visa we call it a 1 1 K

>>60822253
>this is a long-term play

Genuine question, should I hold these?
I sold 3 of the $8 calls when it was at 7.80, so these are basically free.

>>60822263
What's the plan here I invest in what you tell me and then I get many sex?

>>60822263
literally blonde miranda cosgrove

>>60822253
>Bought shares at 2.70
This is exactly why people are upset I imagine.

>>60822253
kek now this is some copium
also
>writing a whole damn essay over $10 grand

>>60822273
Just you wait until I’m living it big on my hgraf money. This is my chance at salvation. Just one more shot at it big haha.

>>60822231
Couldn't pull the trigger. Too many red flags. I sleep on it and wake up to watch it dump. I hope people get out of this before they're penniless.

>>60822253
>ceo mentioning price targets

>>60822301
>This is my chance at salvation. Just one more shot at it big haha.
You're about to be sent to hell if you hold your position.

>>60822311
It's specifically relevant because they need $4 by February to list on NASDAQ. If they don't hit it organically, they'll have RS. The CEO says she expects to hit it organically.

ai phones is double digit PE right now but they were just negative a while back, they can definitely increase that eps 0.10 to an eps 1.00 soon with their operational leverage

HGRAF is still 2x the market cap of a real business like ai phones, to put into perspective how cheap real businesses can still be bought in this market

THIS *CLAP* WAS *CLAP* MY *CLAP* CHANCE

>>60822283
idk. muh dick moonshots aren't about long term planning. post nut clarity hasn't set in and won't for a bit sure but i knew the risks when i aped in for 10k. not like i bet my future on her.

i said before and ill say again. i can ride her down to 0% and ill get the same return as any other simp does throwing money at hot young blondes. if it ever goes back to ATHs ill post some pictures of her in a bikini that i spent 3 days searching for.

its just for fun win or lose. not part of my financial planning. sometimes your horse doesn't win thats just life.

>>60822253
>I believe in this company's potential

>>60822257
why would you 100% trust what a ceo says
are you stupid

of course they will always be bullish, and yes they could be right but if you want to put real money into something without risking big financial ruin you want to support your due diligence with independent third party sources
i could tell you the ceo interview for ai dashcams was so bullish to me as well and so full of sweet confirmation bias especially looking back since they were right about what they were doing, but i cant rely on that and i need independent souces too

>>60822318
You’re going to miss the ride peasant.
I refer to you as such because that’s what you will be to me when my hgraf shares take off.

>>60821253 (OP)
Will the Fed minutes change anything

>>60822338
>when my hgraf shares take off.
KEEEEEK HGRAF BAGGIE

>>60822336
Obviously, it's puffed up.
But that doesn't mean it's wrong. She has more information than we do and seems extremely optimistic about upcoming news. We know they're in talks with the DOD. We know they're moving forward with a lot of individual customers and expect to have plenty of contracts next year.

>>60822318
Imagine if this was the return of GME though
>But
Imagine

>>60822278
can we kek baggie the hgraf tards later and discuss what to do with these

>>60822338
Enjoy your ride. I will opt to spectate.

>>60822341
Tariffs
Uncertainty
No

Cute newer girl at work asked to join me for coffee earlier. It was a nice chat but man I wish I had more confidence to maybe make it a regular thing. I wish I were normal.

2 MINUTES TO MINUTES

>>60822366
tell her you use 4chan and goon to loli, women love men who are themselves

>>60822318
shorting the PnDs shilled here might be fun

>>60822366
Did you mention anything about how cool graphene was? You couldve told her about a great , blue chip canadian penny stock that's on sale at a generational discount. She'd be all over you.

>>60822338
Is there even an underlying technology behind a graphene future or has crypto baggies figured out how to buy stocks?

>it's a "josh proselytizing at length" episode on Stockmarketlive/TradingFraternity
Ya I'm out

N's & J's
HH

>>60822391
The underlying technology is graphene itself. You can mix it into pretty much anything to get a better and/or longer-lasting product.

SQUARELY FOCUSED

And the dead cat goes:

BOUNCE

BOUNCE

BOUNCE

>>60822322
this is the dude who is dumping on your head if you investment goes south.

if im getting shit on its going to be a hot blonde. end of story.

going forward all my stock picks must be run by a hot woman that i would enjoy being pooped on by. this strategy is infallible. i literally can't lose.

>>60822338
Your arrogance makes me want to buy puts

Wow, I don't think I have EVER seen the market react to the fed minutes, what a fun new experience.

>>60822416
This shit doesn't even have an option chain. It's canadian biodeisel all over again.

>>60822353
You own some hgraf stock yourself. You know it. I know it. The whole of smg knows it. You’re just trying to reverse psychology yourself so if it does dump you will say “haha I was right, I’m so smart” while in reality you will be tearing yourself apart at the insides wishing it had been the real deal.

WHY DIDN'T YOU LISTEN

YOU COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS PAIN

YOU HAVE ONLY YOURSELF TO BLAME

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>60822399
>graphene is magic pixie dust

>>60822428
Yeah, it is.

>>60822397
That does work for me brother
HH

>>60822331
Drop the bikini pics baggot.i need a good dd goon.

Why are we even down today?

Wow tariffs cause inflation in a open market capitalist scioety who knew

>>60822437
muh tech rooootation
muh ai bubble
muh pre-jackon's hole panic
muh we're too high because...we just are ok?
Take your pick

>>60822437
Opex was last Friday, and today is vixperiation, usually we get counter moves during this period.

>>60822437
Name one reason for us to be above the liberation day levels in the first place.

>>60822437
it's the eternal cycle of the bear and bull

>>60822437
Monthly VIX OPEX
Highest call vol in 5 years

>>60822443
>>60822448
>>60822451
>>60822453

So ignore it all and buy the dip. Got it.

>>60822437
everything is over valued by an order of magnitude
>>60822423
this is an anonymous mongolian underwater basket weaving forum. no one knows you or cares

>>60822451
The average iq is room temperature.

>>60822443
>market: *goes up 731,000% in 2 months on nothing but bad news*
>someone: "the market has gone up for no reason"
>you: *autistic screeching*
You need the market to take care of you like a welfare queen

>>60822462
you might be retarded

>>60822462
the average IQ is 30 higher than room temperature anon

>>60822428
>magic pixie dust

great visual nice anon

>>60822459
Yes

bobochuds say thank you

>>60822459
No

SEVENTH DUMP OF A SEVENTH PUMP
SEVENTH DUMP OF A SEVENTH PUUHUUUMP
SEVENTH DUMP OF A SEVENTH PUMP
SEVENTH DUMP OF A SEVENTH PUUUHUUUMP
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

>>60822471
Thank you for believing, anon!

NOOO FOMC YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO SAVE MY PUTS

>>60822459
Make sure to use leverage

These niggers really trying to crash the labor market with no survivors. I CAN'T GET A FUCKING JOB!!! I don't want to browse /biz/ during my day time. I WANT TO WORK AND EARN DOLLARINOS.

>>60822463
if you add the dollar rugging the market is up 1% in 2 months

>>60822488
>I don't want to browse /biz/ during my day time. I WANT TO WORK
kek wagie

>>60822485
Did that earlier!

>meme stock CEO's instagram is private
I just know there's some hot photos on there

>>60822495
To be fair browsing /biz/ without dollardoos is just intricate cuckolding. A job is kind of a must of mommy daddy bank didn't hook you up.

>>60822512
he said he wants to work. we are all here to avoid that specific thing.

>>60822518
I have some news for you about magic internet money I don't know if you're ready to hear it tho.

>>60822506
No doubt. I'm saving the best ones I've found for the next ATH.

ULTY please
just stop

>>60822526
is that her? holy performative bull shit.

>>60822528
deserved

>>60822528
you think you get 85% yield with no strings attached?

>>60822528
Ulty is mega-tarded
Actually does any yieldmax fund have a prospectus that takes preferential downturns or bear markets into account?

Told you all. Powell will behead a bull live during his Jackson Hole speech and then bathe in its blood. He will then compose himself and announce:
"The FOMC has decided to increase our policy interest rate by 1500 basis points for our next meeting. God bless America."

>>60822437
Buy opportunity in preparation for next bull run
We're in a bull market until America can't pay interest any longer

>>60822545
Thank you, finally some leadership.

>>60822488
Wasn't that from before the absolutely terrible job report correction?

>>60822530
>Performative
Yes. I just found one of her in open-toed heels.

>>60822545
>>60822549
Powell does nothing and wants to do nothing in the future.

>>60822534
>>60822536
>>60822543
I HAD A PLAN OK
I PLANNED FOR -10c/wk
I BOUGHT $5 SEPT PUTS JUST IN CASE

>>60822560
you could even say, nothing ever happens?

>>60822554
Yes, the minutes are iirc just the protocol of the meeting. So it's what they thought at that time with given info, which was pre datarevision release.

>>60822346
yes but you're leaving yourself open to financial ruin unless you can cite the DoD mentioning this from their side

>Palantir is down 20%, officially in correction territory.
Awesome. I wanted to get some more.

She is an amazing CEO

>>60822592
hmmmm, interesting. i will also eye this

guys i think owning stocks is making me a bad person

>>60822603
facts.

>>60822575
it's amazing that the united states has a council of wizards that run the economy

NEW THREAD

NEW THREAD

>>60822610

>>60822610

>>60822610

NEW TREAD

NTEW THREA

NEW THREAD

>>60822333
don't like when you bully people. know you don't like it.

>>60822469
>>60822467
I just like my rooms like a sauna . The comment implied that average iq of the traders buying shit on margin and the people buying shit at these valuations is room temperature.

You are gonna sit there and tell me the average iq of hgraf baggots and linkies is 100? Gtfo.

>>60822611
I see now why she was picked as the boobs, uh I mean face, to lead this amazing company

>>60822085
This one? You got some of the details right

>>60822052
People were saying in the last thread that some report was published claiming PLTR will go back to $50, so $120 seemed like a conservative bet. Im done with options.

>>60821730
Sus how it seemed like there were so many shills. Where'd they go? Why almost no positions posted along with avg price screenshots?

>>60822235
I researched it and it gave off scam energy/i have no idea what im doing energy

>>60822253
So confident yet why not go all in? Lol

>>60823249
og hgraf anon is probably sulking a bit. dude watched 80k in paper gains go up in flames.

idgaf about ridicule im openly admitting that i am simpin like a primate.

>>60821744
I bought at 1.80, it went up the stop loss triggered at 2.10. Then it was going up again so I bought pico top of 2.31 and sold when it went down to 2.17. I'm retarded and should have held one more day but it was only $100 worth.