Thread 60822610

It will all be okay edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

Previous: >>60821253

If you just bogle, you wouldn't be having so many problems.

>>60822610 (OP)
i want to do this in real life

>>60822623
You can't be a frog in real life.

will soxs hit 8 before friday close

>>60822630
But I am

>green on INFU, IDN, GALT
go go go

Closed my puts that expire on Friday for a 33% profit. I don't trust this fake and gay market. Not one bit

how do i invest in nicotine pouches?

I bought PLTR puts and lost almost 50%.
I knew I shouldn't have bet against reddit retardation.

>>60822655
it's fake alright, just not in the way you think

>>60822660
Buy PM?

Is SMCI a good hold? Some people sat it's a scam company.
>>60822660
PM is the stock you want friend.

>>60822665
PLTR is red, you are the retard to fuck this up

i may be bag holding ulty this is true
i have a divvy smoke as copium though on friday

I feel like Rodney after losing all his money.

>>60822665
Never bet against retards anon
They have to much power

>>60822665
>Buy puts at the very bottom of a 30% drop in a week on like the second hottest stock after Nvidia
>Fucking retards over at Reddit are stealing my money!!!

Fuck you retard I am actually smart and have a 120 IQ and I'm down 50% this month.

>>60822681
It was redder when I bought the puts.

>>60822688
No respect, I tell you.

Bobo are you okay
Are you ok
Are you ok Bobo

>>60822694
My IQ is 130.

>>60822671
>>60822676
PM, i'll keep my eye on this one
>>60822676
>Is SMCI a good hold? Some people sat it's a scam company.
they have a gajillion competitors and their margins are worse than the components that go into their servers. you'd be better off buying NVDA, AMD, AVGO and so forth

geen id green close

>>60822688
Checked. Is this from Easy Money?

youll cowards dont even slurp grafefe

Brown ID shut it down

hopefully roblox will have a UNH-tier megadump by September. they aren’t even profitable; idk why they have an 82b market cap

ID gray, market fake and gay

>>60822777
Heavenly digits

>>60822777

Hahahaha

Trips & The market dips

>>60822776
>they aren’t even profitable
I don't own any Roblox shares so pardon me for asking

But what?

>>60822741
>Easy Money
Yes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5KLxjfNcH0s

If will go back up next week right?

WILL JEROME POWELL CLAUDICATE ON FRIDAY OR WHAT? WHAT DO YOU THINK THIS MOTHERUFCKERS GONNA DO?
THANKS FOR YOU'RE ATTENTION

>>60822660
>how do i invest in nicotine pouches?
Phillip Morris

>stocks only go up!!!!
>100 P/E means that it's undervalued and you should buy!!!
>our economy is going to be 100% based on AI!!!

>Buying a pre-revenue Canadian penny stock
>That specialises in graphene
>With a blonde bimbo CEO
>At $2.50 per share
>Dollar signs in your eyes burst into deep crimson candles

Stop getting burned by biz, stop listening to dumbass smiggers. Listen to me:

BUY ASHTEAD TECHNOLOGY FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS GOOD AND HOLY IN THE WORLD

Monday morning you will be a smuggie

Why is $DEO so undervalued?

>>60822792
Based taste. His blonde sunbathing neighbor had amazing tits.

>>60822798
PLTR is currently pumping at a 500 P/E

>>60822785
well i mean to say their earnings are shit

>>60822814
They're stealing millions from roblox devs and making millions from cosmetic sales to roblox kids, I don't see how that's not extremely profitable. Literal pot of gold being mismanaged to death.

>>60822827
The execs would rather ERP with tweens than maintain profitability in the long term.

>>60822831
all that and the stock has pumped a dollar in the past seven minutes

>>60822834
The market is bullish on diddling.

in absolutely what fucking world am i green right now?

>>60822834
You think this minute stock change will save you?

BEARS INCLUDING MYSELF BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

THIS IS SURELY NOT A BULL TRAP TO BE SPRUNG AT OPEN TOMORROW

>>60822847
A brighter world.

Bears
Always
Lose

>>60822849
Prime example of bobo cope upon missing the bottom.

>>60822800
if your investment goes south this is who is shitting on your head.

couldn't be me, i'll take the blonde bimbo every single time.

HGRAF is seeing some bigass candles, shorttards boutta leave

>>60822665
43.58% here
STOP THE COUNT

>>60822798
>I posted it again

Intc baggots down 7% . The best part is the trump admin wants intel to give them equity for funds intel already used from the chips act . Top kek, this is some high grade colonialism retardation.

>>60822798
This shit FUCKED us so hard. Anyone with a brain knows that all an economy boils down to is access to energy, but instead of developing infinite sun energy or infinite nuclear energy we've developed infinite office worker replacement that uses all the energy. Monkey on space rock, not even once.

>>60822859
You know onlyfans subsciption is much cheaper than getting fucked by hgraf. And you know they are gonna dilute at the next board meeting.

>>60822891
They've already said they're not diluting.

>6,400 UTTERLY REJECTED

WEEESSSSAAA GOING DOWWWWN

>good looking female, self-proclaimed blockchain expert, fresh out of college
yeah i'm buying more

>>60822890
Who says the elites want “the economy” anymore? People are useless now. Robots can make robots now. Just need robots to serve your empire
$TSLA

>>60822902
You already sold me after the first 3 words

>>60822891
You can't find girls like this on onlyfans. Open-toed heels and cutting edge nanotech is a niche that only she can fill.

>>60822913
I've always been a fan of women with round heads, idk why

HEDGIES ARE SHORT LADDER ATTACKING HGRAF
WE NEED EVERY MARINE IN THE TRENCHES
BUY AND HOLD, DIAMOND HANDS, NEVER SELLING
LETS MOASS THESE MFKERS

>>60822901
god i fucking hope so
else im broke
i won big this morning yolofomoing on puts and thought i could ride another wave
i was wrong
whats the mental condition called where you win big and think you can win again?
retardation?
should have sold the fucking puts at 60 cents when they went up to it and ate the loss

>>60822938

Hubris. Pride doth come before the fall.

There is hope for you my child. Ape into Ashtead Technology calls..

>>60822930
How many times are these stupid motherfuckers are going to get scammed by the same play?
>he biggest gains in the future will come from companies that are involved in fixing the fundamental risks that come from our interconnected global order while reinforcing American exceptionalism.
>It aims to acquire a company in one of several industries, including energy production or decentralized finance
Give me money so I can use American exceptionalism to solve the fundamental risks of global order using crypto. WHO IS THIS BUYING THIS STOOOOOOOP

Im out of my head!
Im out of my mind!

Shorting Target is an infinite money glitch

They really really fucked up so bad and thought they were indisposable like WalMart fucking lmao

roblox puts may have been a bad move. erased my intel put gains.
why is roblox pumping. wtf.

I sold all of my SQQ at 18.65

>>60822926
>idk why

Simple. It's because you have good taste.

>>60822965
They think its "easy cheap stock".
Good news, they'll lose later. Bad news, you've still lost now.

>closing flat
I see markets are still fake

heres your diamond printer upclose
holy fugg this thing is HUEG

>>60822970
She is super hot. The stock can reach 100 through simping alone.

Bobo fucking shits BTFO'd


The crab wins yet again

>>60822976
iirc it's 70L volume for the part where the reaction actually happens (the cylinders)

>>60822913

She is growing my portfolio if catch my drift

>>60822984
I already profited off my shorts

>Week start
>Day 1
>Market pretends to bear for a moment then recovers
>Day 2
>Market pretends to bear for a moment then recovers
>Day 3
>Market pretends to bear for a moment then recovers

>>60822970
Where are the bikini pics anon?

and HGRAF went up right after his post
kevin and his boyband are putting in work

I'm going to use tax loss harvesting to simp for hot blond bitches

>>60822610 (OP)
>fed minutes show inflation concerns
>from before we've seen the true job numbers
why does it matter again?

Hahaahahahaha
I knew buying some cheap puts would trick those kikes into rugging me upward
Jokes on you idiots

Bears aren't allowed to cum.

>>60823008
i sacrificed $12 and my dignity to save /smg/

>>60823001
Did he post another ai-generated research paper?

Why do I view obese people as inferior and below me?

>Even the production capacity numbers have been presented extremely conservatively. The safety standards engineered to be 5x over required specs.
You still have time to buy HGRAF before the pump resumes.

>get loan from bank
>pay it back with interest
>sell a far dated bull put spread
>either pay it back with interest or have a chance to pay back nothing if the stock moons

Why isn't everyone doing this?

whats are the fundamentals for the crashing market?

>>60823014
>I’m over joyed, ecstatic, blow away! Been learning so much today and if you thought I was excited and energetic in past interviews and podcasts… well this company and its patent portfolio is even more remarkable than I thought. Much more. Even the production capacity numbers have been presented extremely conservatively. The safety standards engineered to be 5x over required specs. My team will be making vids and articles. We’ve decided to product a full length documentary as well. Likely publish to amazon prime (independently financed, I will pay)

>>60822795
I'm not going to lie, the most entertaining thing that could happen would be for Powell to stick to his guns and not cut. It would confirm my theory that he is actually so retarded, he does not understand the mafia-style shakedown attempts from this administration. One fed is exiting voluntarily for a cushy university job. Another will be forced out through lawfare. He is being presented with a choice of doing things "the easy way or the hard way." So if he still chooses not to cut, he's either not taking a hint, or he's brave beyond comprehension. Considering his actions during covid, I don't think it's the latter.
This man is going to be fucked with long after he's out of the fed. A message must be sent.

>>60822999
Not sharing yet. Ask me again when she's breaking a new ATH.

>>60823025
>Another will be forced out through lawfare.

No they wont lol nobody takes pultes dogshit seriously

Ulty...keep going you look best at $6

>>60823027
bring this stock to /bant/ and tribute her a deepfake video

>>60823019
>"So, why do you want a loan?"
>"To gamble on stocks bro"
>"Denied"
You think banks just loan to people for no reason?

have u ever been sexually attracted to a stock?
my wife schd-chan

>trailing the market because im overly defensive
>decide to add some risk on companies to juice my gains
>they immediately tank

In my nightmares I see John bogle

UVIX is below $14 again. Stock up while it’s cheap, if you’re a bear.

Feel like we’re positioning ourselves for a moon tomorrow.

>>60823038
You stupid retard. I can't even decide how to begin to insult you.

>VISCERAL
>REVERSAL

NVIDIA CLOSING GREEN LOL GET FUCKED FED

We will see our long waited green day tomorrow HGRAFaggies, the pumper is back and the trend is here

I’ve returned from my holiday to /lgbt/ to find that my ASML is doing some aggressive crabbing. What do you Dutchmen have to say for yourselves

>>60822665
repill me on puts
what do i buy?

>>60823065
Just put your entire portfolio in 0DTE SPY puts. Make sure they are out of the money.

BULLS IT WAS A TRAP!!!

SELL

SELL FOR YOUR LIVES

>>60823065
Buy puts on sqqq

>>60822957
It's literally money blowing into the open windows for the all in podcast faggots.
They probably were smart and savvy enough to get blackmail on all of their investors.
Nearly inexplicable otherwise.

DING DING DING DING DING

How did it go today?!?!
Midweek check-in!?!?

DING DING DING
how are y’all doing

>HGRAF nearly green for the day
bambrough will pump it back to $2 tomorrow

WAKE ME UP
*WAKE ME UP INSIDE*
CANT WAKE UP
*WAKE ME UP INSIDE*
SAAAVE MEEEEE
*SAVE ME FROM THE NOTHING I'VE BECOME*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YxaaGgTQYM

>>60823076
+1.94%
-.7% so far this week

>>60823069
>ultrapro short
what is it shorting?

>>60823076
>frog
not telling you
>>60823077
-3.55%

>>60823076
>>60823077
+0.34%

>>60823076
>>60823077
Had a good day!

>>60823076
+0.04%

>>60823076
>>60823077
Today: +0.58%
This Week: +0.43%
This Month: +7.65%
This Year: -33.76%

Bought SQQQ yesterday, sold it today for a small profit. Not sure what to do next. Might hang back while everything crabs until it picks a direction. I still have my other small bets going, Only one of them is doing great, the rest are meh.

>>60823065
It's safer if you choose a long expiration time and a close strike price, or so they said. Mine was 3 months, so mid october. Lost ~50% in 3 hours...

>>60823083
Qqq, selling puts on sqqq is shorting the shorters tho

>>60823077
>>60823076
-0.69%
despite the funny nunber, i may never recover from this loss
is this what the great depression was like? or is this worse?

>>60823084
I don’t like frogs but how fucking new are you dude

>>60823076
I want to die

>>60823077
>>60823076
i was 20 % in profit before eanings week
i am not 2% in profit
i want to kill myself

would not be a problem if it was a little dip before the giga pump but it looks like this is just the beginning of an april like dump

>>60823076
gonna fucking neck myself
i was getting out of the hole with spy puts easy win this morning
then next thing i know
-458$
remember kids always fucking sell at a minor loss before you get heemed

>>60823077
>>60823076
Got some very cheap long dated ITM 2x shortie NVDA puts
Literally the easiest money ever
>Inb4 -20% after earnings

>>60823093
It was just like this except you could stand in line every day for a free cup of coffee and bowl of soup with all the other poors at a lot of restaurants. So this is actually worse

>>60823091
and who or what is qqq?

>>60823077
+0.15%
Best of my holdings today was UK Dividend ETF with +1%, worst was S&P ETF

>>60823076
-1.27
Considering where it was, we might have found the bottom. Basically at 0% for August thus far. Quite the circular ride, but I did buy some more.

>>60823077
-1.94%. Erased my gains from yesterday, but I’m being crazy passive. Next month is aggro month.

>>60823076
>>60823077
She closed at $1.25
Only down -39% now. Feeling calm and how do I say it...satisfied?

>>60823076
>>60823077
+18.86%

+10% from options and +8% from timing the SOXL bottom perfectly and slurping. Almost +30% this week so far

>>60823025
It doesn't and shouldn't matter to him. Independent Fed.

>>60823079
it perked up AH, ill take that little green

Anyone else feel like tomorrow will be dank green?

>>60823127
Nah, flat and then on friday big Jerome will swing his meat.

I think I won today.
I've lost so much that I forgot what winning feels like. Hope. It feels like hope.

>>60823041
many such cases

>>60823114
Jeets would pump the stock to $1000 if she promised to show bob and vegeta

>>60823155
Jeets don't have $1000

>>60823076
Down 0.67%

>>60823165
They'll buy fractional shares.

I can’t believe this bullshit today
Fuck AI

>>60823155
$1000 is enough to feed a whole village for a year saar

IDN managed to stay green +0.32%
CXDO (ai phones) managed to stay +0%
GSI.V (ai dashcams) today is +1.32% though in the bigger picture it has been crabbing

dont ask me about AMPL or IMP.TO

where do I see the shorts for HGRAF i don't know where canadian data is

>>60823204
Keep moving pal. Don’t stick your knows where it doesn’t belong.

>>60823065
Sell them in a credit spread instead.

>>60823213
have you considered to straddle a butterfly spread in an iron condor

>>60823204
Fintel is tracking it

>>60823065
I prefer selling cash covered puts

>>60823114
Bikini pic anon, its time

>>60823224
I prefer strangling iron flies on calendar spreads, myself.

>>60823204
they will be bankrupted.
>>60823255
Not until ATH!

>>60823228
fintel says there are 0 shares available to short
that can't be correct

>>60823275
>almost half of yesterday's volume was shorts
squeeze imminent?

>>60823077
I FOMOed into SOXS then panic sold for a $3.75 profit, almost enough to cover my lunch for the day

Just bought another $2000 worth of Intel and I instantly regret it. The first $2000 I bought under $20 felt great.

:(

>>60823301

You should've bought Ashtead Technology :)

>>60823025
DOES THAT MEAN THAT TRUMP OPS GONNA FUCK HIM UPPPPP?? BASEEEED THANKS
>fucking globohomo

>>60823301
*hugs you and hands you a B580*

>>60823307
I wanted to bet against Walmart, but gambling scares me.

>>60822610 (OP)
I'm buying a staggering quantity of puts on roblox that expire in January. What are the odds I lose betting against pedophiles?

>>60823316
HGRAF shills went from
>This company and its product will revolutionize industry and trade
to
>Please buy our bags because the CEO is hot

Please someone clarify this for me: if I buy an option and then sell it, am I selling the right to exercise the option from the original writer to the next guy, or am I on the hook for any shares that have to be bought from the next guy because I sold the option?

It feels like it must be the first one but I can't get a straight answer anywhere.

>>60823341
The first one is still true but the second one is better at shilling to incels.

>>60823341
I really appreciate the Miku, and I think the CEO looks nice, but I have never bought HGRAF

>>60823361
I didn't mean to reply to you with that post lol

>>60823356
There are two ways to sell an option.
SELL TO CLOSE: You own the option and sell it to someone else. The option has nothing to do with you anymore.
SELL TO OPEN: You write the option and sell it. You are obligated to fulfill the contract if exercised. Can be cancelled out by buying to close.

what happened to the anons who sold here??!! are they okay?!! do they need help?!!!!

>>60823335
112 percent.

>>60823341
>Please buy our bags because the CEO is hot
i have been consistently saying the she is hot and nothing else. her bags are mine to carry.

>>60823372
thanks a bunch, that's what I thought. I just saw so many people online using the terms inconsistently that I felt I was missing something big.

>>60822800
>>60822859
>>60822949
>>60823307
holy shit shut the fuck up you stupid jeet scammer

>>60823341
im shilling HGRAF in behave of kevin thoughbeit

>>60823358
If it true why number go down?

What’s her boyfriend/husband look like?

>>60823391
don't lump me in with the ashhead faggor
ive nothing to do with it.

im just posting Queen B pics.

>>60823341
>the CEO is hot
Maybe she'd be hot if she were 20 years younger

>>60823341
Next pump and dump they will dangle a leaked sex vid.
>>60823275
Anon it will only hit ath after you show picture . We need more incels carrying bags .

>>60823416
because shortsellers noticed how high it was and decided to dump millions of shares on the market

>>60823432
Achievable natty?

>>60822642
youre just coping about the fact you didnt know what average iq meant

>>60823409
Only if kevin releases the ceo sextape

>>60823391

No I'm going to keep shilling because I want my pals to profit :)

Ashtead
Technology

>>60823443
With good reason. 6.7mil in assets has a 600mil market cap. Da fuck, this graphene shit better suck my dick too.

>>60822526
>>60822558
guys her chessboard is literally a prop. it's a set piece. its not set up correctly at all and the pieces are basically unuseable. she wants the appearance of being smart and sophisticated and playing chess but she literally fucking doesnt. this is your ceo, baggies.

>>60823451
Anon , I understand what the average iq means . I also understand that 72 is almost 2 sd below the mean. Are you german or autisitic to where i have to explain jokes to you.

>>60823468
they'll be worth $5b in 6 months

>>60823469
Any retard should already know that the whole thing is a prop , even her tits. She has no real experience , she looks great. Her degrees are soft , and that andy warhol book is to appear cultured . Its all part of the pump. Kevin is probably pumping her too.

>>60823468
ill coat my dick with graphene and let bitches suck it next year

>>60823469
>guys guys her chessboard is a prop durr she's not smart guys
Dude. SHE is a prop. Doesn't matter to me.

Still going to hold my shares and post bikini pics when we go back to ATH.
Still going to celebrate when shorts are rekt.
Still going to not give a fuck if it goes to 0

What part of simpvesting do you not understand?
This gambit is already won because I cannot lose.

>>60823490
100 % haram , and will taste like soot .

>>60823502
>This gambit is already won
top signal

>>60823458
you'd profit more by taking a shower.

>>60823503
nowhere in the quran does it say your penis has to be clean before sex
in fact the hadith clearly establishes that it's halal to be absolutely filthy during sex because muhammad (the moral paragon to which all humanity should aspire) once had sex with his 9 wives one after another and only took a single bath that night

>>60823512
@grok, is this true?

>>60823502
>Simpvesting
There's 0 chance you convince anyone to believe in this
Also there's 0 chance you believe in this

Can you stop shitposting now

>>60823502
screenshot your position?

>>60823486
All true except her tits are real and kevin is loyal to his wife. half his 18 mln shares are in her name.

>>60823502
this
why pay for overrated OF thots and lose money when you could earn back with HGRAF. we all know she will be on her bahamas trip next year and she will pay you divvies in bikini pics

>>60822610 (OP)
I got absolutely heemed by TGT at the opening, minus the covered calls i sold now being worthless so full profit for me...
I doubled my position at open and then it steady went up all day now im even lol
thats how you do it NIGGERS

Do we keep dumping tomorrow?

>>60823552
nah just long TGT bro trust me, and VZ is rock solid but its already went up alot

>>60823555
The consumer is broke. Retail is not coming back without Jerome bending the knee.

>>60823552
Cumsumer confidence is bottom barrel . So yes .

>>60823555

Nice trips but Target isn't a buy until its in the $70's

That tasty dividend will be nice to ride back up

>>60823552
i bought, so yes.

>>60823533
check the prev thread. i was down almost 50% this morning on a $10k position. at close down 39%.

>>60823521
simpvesting is just gambling on a pretty woman. serious /smg/ investors like yourself gamble on animal spirits. what is the difference? nothing. except when your bets go sour the ceo is some bald fat dude.
what are you buying? ai dashcams? know any companies with a hot ceo? i may buy a bag.

>>60823544
this anon gets it. magic pixie dust is as good a moonshot as anything else. she should dress up as tinker bell for Halloween

>they want me to do 10% more at work
>calculate it would take 6-8 days to finish this project working at max speed
My memes were up 21,000 dollars in the sunday overnight market. Sold for only 12,000 yesterday. Fuck. If only I had put 14,000 bucks in, instead of 3500, and sold on sunday.

ZIM kind of ate shit with its earnings (as predicted). nice recovery though

>>60823523
meant to tag you not the grok poster here >>60823616

>a small amount of grafefe coating can make something 20-40% lighter
so this is why viking therapeutics nosedived yesterday. fatties are on the latest trend now

I am going to buy a powerball ticket.

I fucking blew up my account.

Years of trading and gains gone. Every trade I didn't make mooned, and the ones I did tanked. I sold and it pumped, I held and it dumped. And now I can't gamble anymore.

What do I do now.

>>60823381
Should of went with 109

>>60822665
>doesn't know about retard strength
You use r*dditors to ride a pump.

>>60823647
Try again

new schizo posts from the boomer board for ai dashcams

some shareholders just cant fucking stop mentioning my CEO's divorce (he had to give away 1 million of his shares for the divorce so now he only has 9 million shares -> only 1 million since he divorced at ~40 cents/share before he started pumping out news etc
Even after the recent pullbacks it closed at CAD$1.32

If the breadwinner takes the lion's shares of the stocks because the wife prob gets the house completely instead, but the stocks coincidentally start pumping up 3x after the divorce settlement, can the wife sue for more?

>>60823647
im actually somehow technically at a gain today compared to yesterday lol

make sure you own quality value stocks during these times
3x to 5x price-to-sales would probably be my limit on most "growth" stocks right now, and you'd need to have a thesis to achieve 50%-100% YoY growth next year, or at the very least at least achieve big growth in EPS -> i.e. operational leverage so if you double revenue you don't just double EPS, you triple or quadruple EPS instead

>>60823341
I wonder what happens to the promoter contracts.

>>60823659
>can the wife sue for more?
It's Canada, she can probably bankrupt him because she missed a period.

>>60823659
she probably won't get anything because the shares were fairly valued when the assets were divvied up and simply appreciated later

Fear is priced in, now to price in the reality that rate cuts will come because this is our new Fed chair next year. It doesn't matter what the Fed does, the market will be pumped, rates will be lowered.

>>60823103
>get puts before a rebound
>if spy goes down volatility goes up, juicing the put value
>then the price goes up
>volatility collapses, nuking the price of the puts, vega fucks you
>you also get triple fucked by theta, delta and gamma
if you are doing 0dtes or 1dtes, take profits early and run away, use up stop losses, consider hedging your bets with a strangle or straddle. it's better to end up neutral or with a minor loss than going -50% or worse. good luck fren, at least you didnt nuke your entire inheritance or house

>>60823552
>Do we keep dumping tomorrow?
The chances were too high for me to hold overnight.

>>60823103
>>60823708
options tards lose again

>>60823552
no. we have a neon green rally

>>60823552
I hope so. I slurped all the discounts today, but I will have some more cash to slurp more tomorrow.

>>60823731
How many HGRAF shares did you slurp?

i am financially bored

>>60823737
I don't buy shitcoins, only guaranteed winners like TQQQ and SOXL

MCD getting btfo by consumers

>>60823737
zero

>>60823759
At that price you could go a restaurant that actually cooks their beef fresh

>>60823765
And probably get it quicker too

>>60823765
>At that price you could go a restaurant that actually cooks their beef fresh
They should stop doing celebrity endorsements, it's one of the big reasons why they thought they could hike up prices.

>>60823781
Why would McDonald's need a celebrity endorsement? They have one of the most recognizable brand names in the world. No one is going to be confused into thinking their food is good just because Shaq eats some on TV, so what's the upside?

>>60823781
I never understood this mindset from board members and marketing executives. If people actually gave a shit about what celebrities wanted, Kamala Harris would be president. They really think that because they keep the pedophiles in Hollywood happy, they can smear their charisma onto the general public, too.

>>60823704
Truer words have never been spoken . But rate cuts wont happen before march . A lot can happen till then .

>>60823765
go to arby's. they have the meats.

>>60823788
>Why would McDonald's need a celebrity endorsement?
I think they were trying to do what every company is doing and go upmarket. This doesn't work for fast food since its sole purpose is literally to be a cheap, fast meal for the masses. They got greedy.

>No one is going to be confused into thinking their food is good just because Shaq eats some on TV
Counterpoint: Black hivemind. It's a real thing and it's incredibly virulent among blacks, even if they do not match ethnically.

>>60823794
>I never understood this mindset from board members and marketing executives.
Just means that the top echelons are filled with incompetent dudebros and sorostitutes.

>>60823647

All in on Ashtead Technology (AT) for Monday earnings. Search your heart, you know it to be true.

>>60823704
you cant sweep everyday inflation under the rug when consumers are noticing their bills going up
especially electricity

>>60823803
>Search your heart, you know it to be true.
X-ray showed no abnormal findings indicative of purchasing AT.

>>60823802
I was using Shaq as a random example because I see him in ads all the time, but it's usually for car insurance. I think he actually has a stake in The General and that's why he does so many ads for them. He's supposedly really good at investing.
I have no idea who McDonald's is actually hiring for endorsements. If they want to appeal to the black market there are surer cheaper options than Shaq.

>>60823802
>Just means that the top echelons are filled with incompetent dudebros and sorostitutes.
Yet another top signal. Modern consumerism is fucked!

>>60823819
>I have no idea who McDonald's is actually hiring for endorsements.
I tried looking it up, but almost cringed to death.

>>60823805
What the fuck are they going to do about it? Consoomers are slaves.

>>60823819
Am I?

>>60823830
rooty tooty point and shooty

>>60823708
I usually use stop limits on buy/sell, sometimes I get fucked because the price megapumps up to say, .59, and my limit is at .60
but yeah, I should just have quit while i was ahead
I bought some .10$ puts at the end of the day to lower my average, if only I bought more I probably would have ridden the 6x from the minutes dump and gotten out fine
but simpler to just ride the first waves of the day and quit

>>60823717
unalive yourself in minecraft retard, i've been juggling intel calls and puts and won every time in the last few days, go buy more dividend stocks that pay 2% every 3 months lmao

>>60823076
-0.2%

>>60823841
lmao they won't do shit.

>>60823829
I just remembered they did a BTS meal.
I think they did a Mr. Beast meal as well.

>>60823830
move to the cheaper options while businesses fail to overcome their razor thin margins
utilities is one thing, but people can more than enough cut shit they dont need to survive from their grocery bills

>>60823831
That looks like a black dave ramsey.

Mcd got fucked cuz they thought they could charge cheesecake factory prices after just sprucing up the sitting areas. That slop feels and tastes cheaper each passing day yet costs more .

Target built a whole brand on dei positivity and mostly appealed to high income women living in liberal enclaves . Their board should be fired for negligence. Turns out dei shit qwas juat performative and becky can live without jewel encrusted vibrator buy just buying the non bedazzeled on online

Costco has similar customers and knee not to bend the knee.

>>60823842
>in the last few days
One (1) IV crush is all it would take.
>>60823852
That's what the French thought too. Heh, all these retards with their guillotines. Nice joke. The only reason Arab Spring happened is because wheat price got all fucky for a moment.

>>60823841
Anon, its been decades since America had a revolution over "unjust taxation" (Someone increasing the tax on tea).
Do you think the americans from years ago are the same as the ones from now?

>>60823859
They'll just keep debtmaxxing

>>60823862
God no. This is a new brand of moron, but once a loaf of bread is a bajillion dollars no amount of AI or media is going to stop the chimpout.

>>60823842
so that means you're beating the market. you are beating the market, right anon? And when you zoom out you're beating it there too right anon?

>blow a 5k account on RH trading options
>think of paper trading
>"NO DON'T DO IT IT'S NOT THE SAME THING YOU MIGHT EVEN BECOME WORSE"
>ok
>blow 5k trading options
>open a thinkorswim and put a grand in but don't touch the money and just do paper trading with an excel spreadsheet on of all my trades
>practice 5 hours a day for 3 months until I start consistently become profitable
>open another 5k account on RH
>actually start making money and nearly 5x'd my money so far in 2 weeks

Everyone that told me not to paper trade deserves to get cancer

>>60823863
Where can i buy some credit default swaps for debt maxxing tards

>>60823872
>NOOO THINKORSWIM IS .0000001 NANOSECONDS BEHIND REALITY IT DOESN'T WORK IT'S FAKE

>>60823878
thinkorswim is unironically the best platform but they dont give options access so easily.

>>60823867
yeah im beatin it to the market alright
that HGRAF bitch is mid af tho she looks bogged af
speaking of HGRAF its garbage lmao ive got 80 shares and i wish i didnt

>>60823889
How much did it bleed you out so far?

Thursday crab
Friday red

I made $2,000 on hgraf. I rode the pump and dump

>>60823889
You are right. If you look well enough at her. Look at her hairline. The round form of the head/hairline. Face is plasticky. >>60823616
You can see the makeup on the nose.

Compare that to picrel, no chance.

>>60823910
You were supposed to hold until it reached $50, how could you

When is the damned J Hole speech?!

>>60823878
yes lol and there's also the other copes
>MUH LIQUIDITY AND ORDER BOOK
paper trading being bad seems like another stupid reddit meme

>>60823910
>milking r*dditors and rightfully claiming their money as yours
based, glad to see there's a gold nugget in the sea of blood.

>>60823921
Name a ticker with a hotter ceo and I will disimpvest entirely from hgraf tomorrow and take the 39% haircut. I’ll wait.

>>60823949
no, no need to wait. But she's still not really hot. She's ok. Sydney Sweeney has lowered standards in the US.

>>60823949
>woman ceo
lol, lmao even

>>60823889
started with about 3.5k of boomer dividend stocks i havent touched in a year or smth, sold it all pre-dump in april, then made a killing on literally everything and went up to 15k, then made bad choices and too much 0dte gambling like a tard
ive learned a lot since then but now im broke lmao ive got 300 cash left
lots of 2026 calls though like GAMB AMPL IDN etc
cost of tuition is hardcore

>>60823842
>I usually use stop limits on buy/sell,
these are stupid lol
sell into strength just trim it out entirely, dont wait for it to drop THEN sell like wtf??
there's like a million companies out there, if a company you're looking at isn't a good buy right now then buy something else ?? why wait unless you mean SELL PUTS on it so at least you get some money off premium for your trouble and own the share even

you need to have a clear exit strategy before you even buy

>>60822800
>stop listening to dumbass smiggers
>Listen to me:
uhhhhh

>>60823949
atleast this is a legit CEO of serious company not some canadian soot mining looney stock.

>Paramount Skydance spiked 13.96 to 14.30 during off hours
/biz/, your comment?

>>60823975
Ticker?
She may be fairer but I’d need more pics to confirm

>>60823983
New Paramounitdigm

>>60823985
zts. Plus she can cure the dog in you.

im still wondering who the heck in Germany bought 225K shares of ai dashcams
and also someone in Mexico buying 12.5k shares of ai dashcams

Why does it seem like I had more money to invest when I was single?

>>60823975
Would

>>60824002
Ok redpill me on ai dash cams

I'm expecting WMT to do well with earnings and the price to spike briefly to 107 at some point tomorrow; at that point, I'm writing a 112C for Sept 5th. Currently, it's an 11 delta $0.55 ask call, and if IV stays the same (it won't), it'll become 25 delta and about $1.70

>>60823872
The reason people say not to paper trade is because you have different emotions using fake money than with real capital, that's all. If you've already done some grinding, you'll be fine.

i lowkey finna think the bubble is bursting for good next week

>>60824011
too late im already on trimming-out stage
i'll be trimming out at $1.50 (again), $2.00, $2.50, $3.00, $3.50, and finally $4.00

at least 100 people have seen the math on it already
https://imgur.com/SRZeG11

>>60823975
maybe im still in post nut clarity zone but shes mid af bro

>>60824022
**btw i forgot to fix this img shit lol
capex is under assets it wont affect eps

also you cant just double revenues and expect double eps, usually it's higher eps because good companies will increase revenues faster than expenses

Reddit made you guys this :3

What do you gays think?

>>60824104
Stupid, where's the basedchuds and basedjacks hanging themselves?

did the big beautiful bill start yet

>>60824140
>>60824140
>>60824140
NEW

>>60823949
none now you're right, i'm actually really bullish just on that fact. wait until wsb or reddit sees her. the price is low too. i can drop 10k and hold for years without care

yahoo previous CEO was up there Marissa Mayer

>>60824022
i cant even begin to digest something like this. how can you even tel which information is valuable?

>>60824104
>>60824110
lol