Thread 60823137

>Finally get a security guard job
>They sponsor me for my security guard application
>Print out the application form, which I must submit to the department of safety
>Complete every question upto q13
>Q13: "List three people who are not relatives who can testify to your character and their addresses."
Who the FUCK knows the address of three people outside their family?

If it wasn't for the tattoos I'd bury myself so hard in this hobo bitch that whoever could pull me out would be crowned King Arthur.

>>60823137 (OP)
antisocial autists filtered

>>60823137 (OP)
why is this white trash skank allowed to go on vacation but im not

Unironically how do you pass that test? I literally have no friends and never stayed in touch with any coworkers. Why is the entire world geared towards socially competent normies?

>>60823137 (OP)
Who the fuck cares. Even if you have zero friends, just give it to three family members. You can do family members with different last names, or just make up a last name and let that family member know. If you have a family member that is decent at improve, just have them say shit like "yes, I was anon's shift supervisor. He really helped out the team and was a team player. Showed up to work on time every shift"

YOU.
NEED.
TO.
LIE.
ON.
APPLICATIONS.

EVERYONE DOES IT.

I USED TO FEEL SELF CONSCIOUS TALKING MYSELF UP, BUT THEN I JUST TURNED IT INTO A FUN CHALLENGE TO SEE HOW MUCH I COULD GET OVER ON SOMEONE

>>60823212
Because she has immense value because she is a young female that isn’t fat. Girls like this have tons of people willing to spend hundreds of thousands on

>>60823296
She better let me suck her cock or she's not seeing a cent

>>60823259
You don’t even have to do people with different last names
Just make fake names and give them your family members numbers
Ask your family member to maybe expect a call and lie

Obviously your method of different family members is better
Realistically women who got married and take a name or a cousin etc;

>>60823235
Find some faggots on Grindr to be your references

Why hasn't someone started a service for fake references? This is literally a million dollar business idea.

bro you can see her pubes

>>60823235
Get a google phone number, find the worst quality microphone you can, suddenly you know 100 people who can vouch for you.

>>60823235
put people from 4chan on your resume

>>60823259
>EVERYONE DOES IT.
I've yet to lie on an application, it sells itself.

>>60823329
>Why hasn't someone started a service for fake references? This is literally a million dollar business idea.
It quickly turns Indian.

>>60823375
That's a man.

>>60823259
I'm really averse to lying and that is why I suffer.

https://youtu.be/7smG_3QdYtw?list=RD7smG_3QdYtw

>>60823259
>>60823408
>>60823620
OP isn't describing a job application he's talking about a licensing form from the government

>>60823212
because you are broke nigga. get a job.

>>60823408
It specifically says ADDRESS not PHONE NUMBER

>>60823691
Thank you, fren. Those anons are literally asking me to commit a felony called perjury. I lie on job applications but this is a government form.

>>60823677
That's a nice song, anon.