Thread 60824140

divination edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

Previous: >>60822610

So, what are you fellas up to these days?

>Divination edition
That's all /smg/ generals.

give it to me straight, is it over?

>>60824158
The volatility? No.

Greetings friends and fellow /biz/nessmen.

Why do bears always lose?

can someone get elon to tweet about graphene

>Go to parents' house to check mail because they are on vacation
>Letter by healthcare provider/company
>Dear Mr... (+75y)
>The warm season arrives at the door - with a lot of sun, but also heat...
>Dehydration
>Drink water (agua)
>Date 15.08.

>Germany

A bit late my guys.

i'm actually really extremely bullish on HGRAF just on that fact that the ceo is fucking hot. the price is low too. i can drop 10k and hold for years without any care

has anyone tried using their dick as a trading strat? i know it doesn't work irl but the market doesn't follow rules

>>60824148
>>60824140 (OP)
I just did a reading for "What will crash the market?". Too lazy to take a pic

Subject
>4 pentacles (rev): suspense, delay, opposition
>5 swords (rev): degradation, destruction, reversal, infamy, dishonor, loss
To me, key words are delay and reversal, which indicates Fed rates

Factors
>3 cups: conclusion; plenty, perfection, victory, solace
>queen wands: good disposition, love of money
>judgment: change of position, renewal
And here the key words feel like "conclusion", "change of position" (in good disposition), eg looking at the above, it feels like the tension between Trump and Powell could be a breaking point

>>60824194
Is trading with dick in hand comparable?

>>60824140 (OP)
this chart is very old. is there an updated one?

>>60824201
can you do a reading on the future of HGRAF taking into account both that the capex is low and the CEO is hot

>>60824207
Sotheby's does not publicly trade anymore.

>>60824194

Yes. I wanted to fuck Zuck & Jenson and now I'm a billionaire.

>>60824140 (OP)
Help me understand why TJX is three times the value of Target??

>>60824225
retail is a scam like real estate.

slurp graphene you cowards, the bottom is absolutely in

>>60824225
TJX has positive earnings growth

>>60824240
>Buy 1000 shares
>Wait 2 to 5 years for them to mature
>Price halves from 0.10 cents to 0.05 cents because a new company with better tech and without a woman CEO pops up

>>60824239
>My children
>Asuka...
heh... HAH

>>60824255
HAVE SEX NOW

>>60824253
from shit to shit though, it doesnt add up, Target is printing money TJMax is like for african immigrants. PE of 31 like its fucking NVDA, fuck this clown market

>>60824240
Can you do $0.10?

>>60824239
>never selling
is he still holding GME to this day?

Offer stands from previous thread. If one of you can name a ticker with a hotter ceo I will disimpvest from hgraf at tomorrows open, locking in a $4k loss. If not I’m buying another $10k worth at open.

I looked into ZTS. Kristin is definitely cute and looks good for her age, but at 48 years old she isn’t taking the top spot.

Is it over for me??

>>60824279
no idea what those random funds are so yes

>>60824194
Yes. I was laid off and back living with mom. Now I have a wife, she just made some awesome fajitas in her awesome house. I'm bullish on HGRAF because of MILFCEO.

why does orange nigger hate windmills so much

The HGRAF holders are completely buckbroken it seems. This is not shilling, This simpvesting is another thing.

>>60824286
don quixote or somehting

>NIGGERS
What's up for Thursday? Fresh cash to DUMP into non-meme-shit-penny stock
Thanks for you're ATTENTION.
>NIGGERS

>>60824286
>Shit tier energy
>Not actually green (Kills thousands of birds, difficult to recycle)
That green advocates like wind turbines is proof they're full of shit and just parrot someone else's opinion.

>>60824281
>random funds
Nvm I think I’m good after all

>this giggling clown will be the next Fed chair of the United States of America
It's so over kek

>>60824147
On my way! Hopefully you have some Zone 9mg under the Zyn!

>this giggling clown will be the next Fed chair of the United States of America
It's so over kek

>>60824314
why
hes just another vote and theres only 2 cut hawks on the fed

how to invest in nuclear? im convinced orange man will get that shit in gear, and even if it doesnt take off after his term the short term optimism should be lucrative

Frens, why do I find fat people of both genders disgusting? I feel like I'm inherently above them

>>60824314
Waller is leading the betting market

So... WHAT'S THE CONSENSUS DEAR BIZANTINES?
Next Friday, before any shaneningans, sell it or hold like a champ?

>>60824325
drump will try to ease in kevin but waller will likely be picked by the advice of the secretary of faggots

>>60824286
Thank God. I don’t want offshore windmills

>>60824320
Look into OKLO

>>60824272
I tend to buy cheap shoes and gel insoles there. Total, it's $45 a pair to have comfortable running shoes, and I just rotate a second pair to keep one ready when the first wears out. Takes around 300 miles to wear a pair out, the insoles give around 150 extra miles before they're really unserviceable.

I sometimes wonder if I should just harvest a used racing tire and just resole a good pair of running shoes as needed, but these days shoes are very flimsy, or I just beat them up too much.

>>60824286
>wind
Grid needs consistent baseline load and wind just cannot do that.
>solar
Companies have little choice but to feed the Chinese economic machine when they buy it. When there is a US made option, people still go for Chinese solar because it's cheaper. 47 is very adversarial towards China so it just won't be considered.

>>60824320
Centrus: LEU
they are the biggest producer of HALEU (19.75%) which is the fuel for next generation reactors.

>>60824320
Long-term, nuclear will have to be done for the space industry, because radioisotope thermoelectric generators will be necessary for any space mission outside of geosynchronous and lunar orbits just for longevity. The US has a steadily declining supply because of prior non-proliferation and denuclearization policies.

That time horizon is no good to go long on though.

soxl chodes... tomorrow is our day!

>>60824316
His speeches are the most important and he will hit us with
>I expected we were probably going to see one cut perhaps as early as next FOMC
>I got more than 20 to 25 cuts on the table
>We've seen sketches of cuts

>>60824288
I checked the archives and as far as I can tell the term was coined today. Old bald fat ceos are out. Young hot blondes are in.

I’m two drams deep but right now I’m seriously considering simpvesting 125k to get the full tally tomorrow.

>>60824286
they kill birds
nuclear is way better

>>60824320
I saw KULR shilled here and naturally had to buy a bag.

>>60824370
>I’m seriously considering simpvesting 125k
all into HGRAF? or spreading it out over multiple companies with hot CEOs? how many even are there?

>>60824368
i dont get how u can be fed and council whatever at the same time
doesnt this tard have to forfeit his approved position to be in another one

>>60824376
Yeah all into Kjirstin.
As far as I can tell she’s the only hot blondes ceo with a ticker.

>>60824381
that will give you more shares than the original shill anon
godspeed

>>60824378
I assume so, it can't be different. There's no loyalty. Von der Leyen left her position as defense minister to become president of EU commission.

>>60824320
>>60824343
Nuclear is great for AI. Data centers need copper and silver, too. Energy demands are high.
SRUUF and URNM for me, gotta stack Kazatom and CCJ

>>60824285
>in her awesome house
good luck

>>60824389
he claimed his avg was around $0.80 so he is still up over 50%. i'd be surprised if he took out more than his initial. still. it sucks to watch your position do a 3x and dump back to 1.5x over 3 days. i think he'll come back.

Selling for a profit right before close seems like the best decision I made all month.

>>60824418
i don't think that anon will sell, but he only has around 55k shares
if the simpvestor anon puts in $125k tomorrow that will give him ~100k shares

>>60824393
>Nuclear is great for AI
What could go wrong? DEI reactor operators, DEI managers, DEI maintenance.

>>60824438
As long as we get Steampunk nuclear fusion reactors, I'm fine with it.

>>60824438
Nucular, it's pronounced nucular.

>>60824444
>it's pronounced nucular.

>>60824443
is it still a glorified steam engine

She was Lola in slacks. She was Dolly at school. She was Dolores on the dotted line. But in my arms she was always

>>60824470
Shaka when the walls fell.

i never actually looked at ai dashcams earning this deeply
kinda a fraud to call it a leaf ai company aint it

>>60824486
HGRAF isn't really a leaf company either
their patent is licensed from a US university and their production is all in the US
they are planning to redomicile
they are only headquartered in canada because the initial investors were canadian

>>60824486
Imagine building a million dollar building in the United States, then setting it on fire for the lolz, That is their 2024 financial results.

>>60824506
>Imagine building a million dollar building in the United States, then setting it on fire for the lolz
they understand Keynesian economics.

>>60824523
is this real???

>>60824523
I now have dain bramage like Vin because I watched that

>>60824529
I'm one of Vin Diesel's pecs, and can confirm, 'twas real.

>>60824529
Vin Diesel's stunt double did it for him but otherwise yes. As you know, Vin Diesel can't actually drive IRL.

>>60824303
Still better than burning coal . >>60824486
Why the fuck are you bagging for a company with shrinking revenue?

>>60824303
Green advocates being anti-nuclear is the biggest hint that they're full of shit.

"There just hasn't been much conviction behind the recent bout of tech selling, and most people assume it will be over relatively soon," Adam Crisafulli, founder of Vital Knowledge, said in a note. "This mindset suggests a dangerous degree of complacency, and it means the 'pain trade' will be for the tech underperformance to continue."

-CNBC

>>60824563
I advocate for green energy and am pro nuclear. Not that hard to fathom that burning shit and exhausting it into the air we breath is not a great energy strategy.

Any oldfags here who witnessed dot com crash . What triggered it ? Seems like it just deflated like a collective fever broke and everyone was like im good on the pets.com dawg.

>>60824570
You must realize you're the exception. The average green is a slave to anti-nuclear propaganda, but conveniently downplays the issue of batteries for solar and wind.
I am anti-coal for the record, but I'd rather see public investments in nuclear over wind.

>>60824575
1. There weren't any trading apps for zoomers and jeets to slurp the dip back then so when it dumped it dumped

2. Fed hiked rates and caused the crash

>>60824583
So if jpow raises before february he could potentially rug trump.

>>60824575
there were new IPOs almost daily for company with no business plan or product. they just registered domain names and said they do some normal everyday thing but on the internet. that's how Mark Cuban got rich. he registered broadcast.com and sold it for a billion dollars. towards the end, everyone kind of knew something was up but it was musical chairs at that point.

>>60824554
>a company with shrinking revenue?
lol

>>60824569
Yeah futures are already up. I guess I unloaded my SQQQ at the right time. Made like 4% in 2 days

>>60824598
nowadays it's exactly the same but you need to have an app before the investors will give you money
it doesn't have to be a good app but it has to be an app, not just a domain name

>>60824605
the low volume crabbing followed by dip buying is reassuring for mumu trannies

>>60824600
Is it not true ?

>>60824523
what happened to this film series???

>>60824523
also why are the tankers exploding downward???

>>60824618
>25% less gross profit
brvtal

>>60824529
Yes
>>60824620
Paul Walker died and everything went to shit.
>>60824621
The fuel is pouring downwards burning as it falls.

okay i'm looking more into nuclear, particularly thorium nuclear, and i wante to check out a company called Thorium Power Canada Inc who were apparently instrumental in introducing thorium reactors in canada, but they're totally disappeared off the face of the planet, along with a co. they worked with, DBI Century Fuels. I don't see articles or anything. I did a yandex search which is my usual next step when google disappoints and it shewed me an address and phone number in toronto. i will give it a jingle tomorrow and see what happens

>>60824240
>the bottom is absolutely in
didn't know ur dad was in town

i redeemed one of my emergency frozen pizza investments
but now its too hot to eat

I'm up 11% on HGRAF

>>60824349
Das würde alle Trends brechen.
Ich vermute eher nach dem brachialen Reversal von heute, dass die ATH im SPX mindestens noch einmal erreicht werden.
Obs es dann knallt, nach oben oder unten, bleibt abzuwarten.
Aber von hier aus einfach nach unten?
Nee...
Wieso auch?
Default ist nach rechts oben.

>>60824640
Buy an ad shill.

>>60824652
No I want to know too

>>60824640
justin trudeau pls go, we already have HGRAF

>>60824523
looking back at things,
the F&F was probably one of the very first (((chosen))) series that had "brainrot" as ulterior motive written into the (((script)))
nowadays it's puzzling to me how "people" were ever able to enjoy anything beyond the very first og F&F

>>60824652
i'd love to shill thorium power canada but they don't have a ticker or even a functioning website

>>60824658
The second one and Tokyo Drift were neat. I can't remember any of the others.

A few weeks ago I roundtripped my gains for the year. It has fucked me up pretty bad mentally but oh well. I know they say it's a mark of a bad trader to blame the market, but the market really did change. I was doing absolutely nothing different and one day I simply ended the day way down instead of way up. Then the same thing happened for several more days. The reason is that the market literally never once pulled back for months. I depended on the assumption that it would never, ever pull back for even 15 minutes. Then suddenly we started getting downtrends and then full red days. Oh well

>>60824640
They changed their name to Thorium Energy Ventures apparently.

>>60824575
a little earlier I wrote a reply but its not showing up again. Just look it up on wikipedia or watch some documentary. I think Global Crossing BK helped start the crash.

Baja Blast anon was right

Double bubble?

What companies will die with the AI bubble?
Which ones will quickly restructure?

>>60824678
how did u leanr this?

>>60824687
lmao imagine if they fire the dudes they hired with the $250M pay package

>>60824712
Wouldnt be surprised when shit like that happened during covid

>>60824711
I used Wayback Machine & looked up their board of directors.

I'm getting really scared about stocks crashing tomorrow. Should I sell all at opening?

>>60824618
lumpy revenues, they are in a business of one-off hardware contracts until the recurring revenue keeps growing (US$25/month per schoolbus, etc), note how the profit margin was increasing

last year included a $9m one-off contract, the one-off contracts this year got delayed coz of tariff uncertainty but thats fine. if my coinflip math is right Q4 is going to hit $16 million revenue which would be a record revenue.
if im wrong and it's only $13m revenue it doesnt matter because Q1 (starts September) to Q4 next year is going to be set up for 100% YoY revenues because of a single contract (US$22.9m = $31m) that alone would be almost as much as they made in a year previously, pic related

>>60824730
There will be new all time highs across the board tomorrow. SPY will hit $650 minimum, possibly $655

>>60824735
Then should I sell at closing tomorrow?

>>60824730
are you holding a bunch of hot trash in your portfolio?

>>60824735
>There will be new all time highs across the board tomorrow.
why?

>>60824738
Nah, just voo/qqq. A bit of microsoft and bitcoin

>>60824730
Thinking of buying a few thousand $ wortg of long dated VIX

>>60824739
When have we ever needed a reason?

>>60824734
btw that last paragraph is exactly the kind of thirdparty independent reference you want

you dont want to just rely on what the ceo/company says about how theyre going to cure cancer, are you fucking stupid lol they might not lie to you outright but they will certainly withhold some truths

stop relying on confirmation bias when you do your "due diligence"

very late to PLTR, just watched the past 2 weeks from the sideline. what even is happening with this creature

>>60824742
no don't sell that. you'll get fucked on taxes anyway

>>60824760
>what even is happening with this creature
profit taking and consolidation after an insane rip. Altman claimed AI is in a bubble and there is a sell off too, just like when NVDA CEO said quantum computers were 20 years away there was a big drop before back to price rips.

>>60824393
USA not capable of procuring low-enriched uranium, steam generators, reactor vessel heads, pressurizers or copper without importing

Retard in chief is putting all those things under heady tariffs...

That's why it takes 3x as long at 10x the cost compared to China.

If I were playing a game of Civ, I'd want to be China, not some pornfried decrepit drug empire fat on debt.

OK should I sell my stocks to pay down my house and get a lower montly payment

>next year interest rate maxes out at 5%
>owe 550k on house
>have 186k in stocks

I can pay down the house and be safer, but obviously I would potentially be losing out on opportunity cost if stocks don't crash and we get better than 5% return.

>>60824777
For better or worse, USA drives the bus and theyre gonna need a lot of REEs too

>>60824734
Looks like a shit business if you keep lowering your price and have competition that is breathing down your neck . Thats gonna be a no from me dawg.

>>60824778
your house appreciates at 6-7% a year, your stocks will do at least twice that or more. compound growth is the most powerful force in the universe

>>60824778
>have 186k in stocks
sell stocks and pay capital gains taxes to pay down, not off, mortgage which you can deduct from your taxes? You need to work out the numbers to see if its an advantage to you and the capitals are either long term or short term rates.

>>60824794
I'm a bit of a smooth brain when it comes to taxes, but is mortgage interest really enough to itemize my taxes? Assuming I have nothing else which is worth itemizing? I almost always just choose the standard deduction

you are fucking retarded if you invest in a female ceo. you should never involve women in business decisions

>>60824807
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WGOohBytKTU

>>60824807
I typically go with the gold standard for CEOs: jewish male.

oh shit what does this mean for the marekts!?

do you guys wash the toilet brush in the sink or the bowl after you scrub your ass?

>>60824819
I remember Florida got a huge hurricane last fall and nothing happened. so probably nothing.

>>60824823
oh ok

>>60824803
>I'm a bit of a smooth brain when it comes to taxes
I dont know your situation, and dont reveal too much on the web. At least once get a good tax preparer to go over your finances and and explain to you your best options for deductions, and for retirement savings. You need to learn ALL the details about any employer offered retirement and health benefits and maximize those for your benefit. Make good decisions now will make a HUGE difference 20 to 30 years down the road. The best way to be poor and stay poor is to not understand your money, your taxes, your investments. Everything is designed to financially rape you.

>>60824807
>you are fucking retarded if you invest in a female ceo.
b but she has nice boobs

>>60824783
no one else was interested either even when it was under a 50 million market cap, just a boring sector, prob doesnt really count as an ai company in all honesty

it's a big pie regardless, TAM of around $5 billion in north america from hardware cycles of schoolbuses/transits/ttrains, and prob $500 million in recurring revenue per year (again, the total of course, not to ai dashcams alone) and revenue is sticky so eventually this sector will just consolidate

i dont think ai dashcams will even stay public after 2027, thats likely the CEO's exit strategy given his past company. With how cheap it is, it's the easiest way for a competitor to expand or for someone to enter the sector because they have #1, #3, and the #5 biggest transits in north america as customers, never mind schoolbuses which is actually as big (or bigger actually) market than transits/trains

>>60824807
>>60824816
>S&P500 Select fund
>weighting: proprietary
>its just long jews and short women frlm the top 500 companies

>>60824816
Beware that when you invest long in the jewish scam the jew scams back into you

>>60824819
sales up for plywood, beer, pop tarts.
Home insurance cancellations sky rocketing

>>60824821
I use a sponge on a stick like a TRVE SON OF ROME

>>60824760
its the new Tesla. Pretty obvious in hindsight, same group, etc.

>>60824848
its just a difficult competitive business. These people dont have anything that diffrentiates them, they consistenly have down years, even in the up years the returns on invested capital are low.
It is intrinsically a difficult business. Its like clothing or grocery stores etc where the addressable market is huge but difficult. There are too much competition and low profit margins and low returns on capital.
There is a whole universe of stocks out there , why hitch yourself to the ugly retarded fat girl when there are plenty of good looking ones outthere.

>>60824840
Since it's a new house, I'm paying like 2320 a month on mortgage interest. Which equals 27,840 a year in mortgage interest.

Standard deduction is 15,000. So is it that simple, that since 27840 is greater than 15000, the itemized deduction is now greater?

How much money do I need to make to have a gf like this, /biz/?

>>60824889
Yeah, and you also get SALT deductions too since you're itemizing. There's like 5 fucking things that are even worth itemizing and you never even looked once? Are you fucking retarded?

>>60824140 (OP)
A few days ago I bought 1 Nvidia share and 1 Apple share, and so far everyday I'm losing 2%. Why aren't I a billionaire yet?

>>60824895
>There's like 5 fucking things that are even worth itemizing and you never even looked once?
Pretty much, because I've been living with mom up until late last year.

But this is fucking exciting, I never knew mortgage interest was that big of a tax break. I guess I'm going to look up itemized deduction videos on youtube now.

>>60824889
Please see a competent tax professional. Yes you will have to pay. You may be able to amend previous years taxes to get money back and pour that money into you IRA or whatever you got going. I don;t know your situation, you do not know your situation, please see someone who can figure out what is best for you and explain why, and what to do going forward. All of the taxes you pay are wasted, pay as little as possible. The other anon calling you retarded is just offering you some encouragement to learn more about taxes. Then get a financial planner to put you on the right track for investing.

>>60824909
>because I've been living with mom up until late last year.
Its seems mom has no idea about taxes either. Once you learn about yours you might be able to get mom some help so she is not paying more than she needs.

>>60824923
WHAT THE FUCK IS IT HOLDING

ARE THOSE BABY ANEMONES OR SOMETHING?

good work on the fake market crash guys, i the FOMC is buying it!

>>60824887
hey excuse me but this is a 10/10 chick i started sharing that view here

in terms of stocks, you have to differentiate because you can have an amazing company but an absolute shit stock from it. It's a different story entirely when it's a 50 million market cap vs if it was already a 500 million market cap.
In smallcaps, buyouts are also frequent and you get bought out at a premium. Something as obscure as vending machines loke CTLP will get bought out at premium too if it's at a 10/10 value, easiest way for bigger overpriced companies to expand if they just raise money using their overpriced stock hence why no bubble is a bubble untill small companies become inflated too

that said ai dashcams is a play that is already maturing, you cant buy it for cheaper than 50 million anymore, and for as much as i autistically talked about it i dont think anyone else in smg actually joined in the past few years.
of the tickers im holding right now, ai dashcams and IDN will prob get bought out by 2027

just keep filing your returns wrong and fucked up and ignore the IRS until they send letters with deadlines. Make them work for it, don't just give it up right away you cheap slut

>>60824913
OK final question. I have 2 roommates that pay rent. How easy is it to hide this income? I don't want to pay fucking taxes on rent. One is my stepbrother that I'm not even fully charging rent, I'm basically letting him live with me if he covers utilities/hoa/and other shit.

Can I just claim this as gift income or some shit?

>>60824945
>How easy is it to hide this income?
what part of "dont say too much on the internet" did you not understand?

>>60824938
Sir have you made any money in the last few years in excess of index returns. That business , excure my french, looks like the gaping ashole of a geriatric prostitute. There isnt much appealing to it . You can add ai infront of any company name and it doesnt really change the economics of the business.

>>60824393
>Data centers need copper and silver,
Nobody tell him.

>>60824529
>nigger with his dad
take a guess

>stocks only go up!!!!
>100 P/E means that it's undervalued and you should buy!!!
>our economy is going to be 100% based on AI!!!

>>60824982
this is literally true though

>futures
THE NIGHT IS OURS
BREATHE THE DAWN AND I'M AWOKEN
WHEN WE FALL WE'RE FREE
FALL WITH ME

https://youtu.be/SnsDsdQedMY

I got a 35k cash + 45k stock bonus yesterday.

>>60824998
You a MSFT employee? Based on all the pajeets complaining on teamblind.com, I think this is the week they all find out what their bonuses are.

>>60825002
Huh, you got me. What the fuck is teamblind.com?

papa kev just dropped another poomp shell

We spent the entire day and evening with the Hydrograph team.

The process is elegant. It’s beautiful in its simplicity and scalability

The shorts in this stock will soon be run over with a freight train and it will be glorious.

It’s late and we are back for a full day tomorrow as well. Chris and the team are great people. The story is one of inspiration and determination.

Their ethics and character shine through in all they do. They are great people, scientists, engineers and so talented.

They are doing amazing work and they will change the world.

Why don't you guys just long and short at the same time?

>>60825030
An Iron Condor?

>>60825030
The first economist says to the other “I’ll pay you $100 to eat that pile of shit.” The second economist takes the $100 and eats the pile of shit.

They continue walking until they come across a second pile of shit. The second economist turns to the first and says “I’ll pay you $100 to eat that pile of shit.” The first economist takes the $100 and eats a pile of shit.

Walking a little more, the first economist looks at the second and says, "You know, I gave you $100 to eat shit, then you gave me back the same $100 to eat shit. I can't help but feel like we both just ate shit for nothing."

"That's not true", responded the second economist. "We increased the GDP by $200!"

>>60825028
I want it to pump to $2 tomorrow because the short squeeze would be very funny.
But I don't see it happening if this is all that we're getting. Gonna need announcements to get back on track for $4 as general bullish sentiment is already priced in.

We need to make simpvesting a thing. Convince hgraf ceo to stream some games on twitch and instead of donations people buy her stock for a dollar. It can easily reach 100 like this.

>>60825028
lacking any details, all verbal jibberish, just like all the other pump and dumps. Next Kjritin will be wearing bikinis to give presentations.

I need RHM up by 300 points to save my folio. The Orangutan has to start another chimp out.

>>60824941
alright im done bro

i left bant for this

Is reddit already on to HGRAF? I couldn't find anything on wallstreetbets, and it also doesn't show up on Robbin da hood.

>>60825150
bant is kill. schizo anon dealt the final blow.

>>60825166
>he asks on a reddit infested general

>>60825166
Think again, posted 6 days ago. Which means this guy shilled it on some time during Friday, basically the top lol.

>>60825166
it was on a pennystock subreddit and it's a canadian pink sheet

>>60825179
>r/pennystocks
ah I see. Not very familiar with reddit bs. Would I be wrong expecting this to pump if /wsb/ catches wind of it?

>>60824816
you're gonna love this company then

>>60825184
Probably, its low cap so even retail retards can pump it. These PnDs tend to have a second wind as well from late comers who think that it hekin has to go up again!

im so tired
im usually able t cold turkey my stimmies for a week to reset my tolerance but now im getting genuine withdrawal. I passed out after market close and woke up at 2am.
My portfolio is red. My soul is dead

grim

>>60825193
you know what, fuck it, if it goes up a bit more I'm gonna make an account and post it there

>>60825184
might as well since they pumped OPEN to hell and back

>>60825221
I think we're early to this my niggas. I dumped a few k into it. I'm prepared to lose all of it, but I could see this taking off.

>>60825223
i do not doubt the ability of kevin to pump this shit above 2 digit by jan 26. all eyes are on this stock, the moment it hits nasdaq all hell breaks loose

>>60825209
This guy is about to fuck my whole life up

I just came back from vacations, what did I miss this month?
My stuff seems to have gone up by a bit so I guess nothing happened

>>60825242
Also, I read this book during my vacations and it was a great read, would recommend

>>60825243
I also read this book.

It's a little weird because it sort of assumes you already know what a market cap weighted index fund is and then homes in on why it's so great from every possible angle.
It feels like it's trying to sell you something, and in hindsight it's obviously trying to sell you a great product, but if I was a beginner I would have dismissed it.

It's also filled with supportive words and quotes from people like Warren Buffett and Peter Lynch and Howard Marks and Benjamin Graham but a beginner would probably have no idea who these people even are.

I don't think it's a good book for your normie friends. The psychology of money is a great book for everyone.

>>60824158
Putin~<3

Please don't fuck me tomorrow
I dont even want to be green just stop the bleeding

>>60824175
Because they're betting on the collapse of the society, not realising that if that were to happen, they gains that they would get would be of little value and the fact that pretty much everyone (especially people in power) are betting on a bright future one where they can have more money and more power, not less.

>>60824186
Drink water = Nestle (SWX: NESN).
Drink coke = Coca-Cola (NYSE: KO).

bruh reddit aint even that bad tho. you all act like you arent clicking on a reddit post at least once a week from google to read sum shit fr

>>60825222
checked and wrecked

>>60825263
reddit is a lot like journalism
when you know something about a topic and you start to read it, you see that everyone's just adding their irrelevant 2 cent opinions.
but when you're searching for something that you dont know anything about you think those people are smart

>>60825281
is there any part of the internet that doesnt apply to? this is 4chan.

>>60825281
sounds like real life to me

>>60825222
Living on a razor's edge
Balancing on a ledge
Living on a razor's edge, and
Balancing on a ledge, and
Balancing on a ledge, and
Living on a razor's edge
Balancing on a ledge, you know, you know

I am once again begging you to buy Ashtead Technology before Monday.

3 year low. Massive growth. Future move to London stock exchange. PE of 9.5.

Easy triple bagger.

>>60824303
>Kills thousands of birds, difficult to recycle
Why would you recycle birds?
fuehehehe

>>60825173
>schizo anon dealt the final blow.
qrd?

>>60825301
A schizophrenic man made up the majority of posts for several weeks, talking towards a make believe girlfriend. This decimated the remaining posters.

>>60825301
He shits the place up with 50 delusional schizo kike posts every thread searching for his babe, Penelope. (A dude)

>>60825310
several weeks? it was months. I remember his first few posts talking about quitting weed and then he did this insane rambling with ai girls images.
>>60825312
to be fair that guy he was obsessing over was definitely being feminine in the beginning. the schizo retard ratio is too high in smg to be fucking with anyone like that, look what he did. then again it couldve been a psyop to herd people back to biz

>>60825312
>>60825310
What's crazy is that the poster he's talking about likely actually exists, because I've seen that ex-bantposter also post here recently. Still doesn't mean that it is a girl and that they will ever meet or have ANY contact beyond public posts on 4chan, but the person still seemed to be around, but simply left /bant earlier than others.

>>60825301
A compilation I made and he still keeps on, I obviously stopped screening eventually and there surely have been some I missed.

>>60825263
You can find some useful stuff there but the humor, the way their communities work, their opinions (or rather their way of thinking) and way of carrying themselves is fucking disgusting to me. It's like engaging with a bunch of naive, passive-agressive women hunting for funny internet points in their safe spaces. If they can't beat you they'll search your post history and laugh at your ED problems or whatever. Never could bring myself to post there.

>>60825318
There have been threads in july or so where the was 50-80% something like this. Nobody else was really posting anything anymore.

>>60824376
We needs an ETF that tracks companies with hot CEOs!

>>60825325
Ticker SIMP

I am getting into investing through ETFs
Should I buy now or should I wait to purchase a lump sum? I will do DCA afterwards

>>60824370
Wait, these are father and daughter. Those noses, the chin, the faceshape. His hand on her shoulder like that. Is she a CEO or what was the point of that picture?

>>60824570
Nuclear is better, but it's not as clean as solar (+batteries), at least on the power gen side, ignoring the manufacturing.

Gm sirs.

should have never bought SAP before earnings, down 9% since then

Bros it looks like the AI bubble, video game market, savings/loans AND the housing markets are going to explode in an epic fashion. Great Depression 2 when?

>>60824523
Man between this and Jurassic world rebirth, they are the DUMBEST movies I've ever seen. Hollywood sucks.

dagnabbit my equations were wrong
>>60825323
based retard schizo

>>60824691
Bubble Trouble, great game!
That'll be a nostalgia hit for many of us~

>>60824730
If you never sell, you never realise your losses and thus never lose the money.
*pushes the glasses up the nose bridge*

>>60824778
Never sell = Never lose

>>60824523
Me riding shotgun (safely, with a fastened seatbelt).

I’m still 5% down after the yids shorting over tariffs
Gambling on crypto is so much better than the shit market

>>60824816
I would love to see the statistics of profitability based of if the CEO was male, female, jewish or something else.

>>60824821
I wash my ass, like a civilized human.

Jermans, give me a Jerman stock pick.

>>60824821
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXK_vHNNht4

>>60824868
Which means... buy buy buy buy buy buy buy buy buy buy buy buy buy buy buy buy buy buy buy buy buy buy buy buy buy buy buy buy buy buy

>>60824893
Just do right click and save image as, then spend ~0.1 of your currency to print the image out.

>>60825373
Concerning

>>60825204
????

>>60825399
Jermans! Ich brauche Aktien!

WHY AREN'T YOU BUYING ASHTEAD TECHNOLOGY

THEY ARE GOING TO MOON ON MONDAY

PLEASE SMIGGER I'M BEGGING YOU FOR YOUR SAKE

>>60825430

PLEASE GUYS THIS ONE'S NOT A SCAM I PROMISE

>>60825430
>>60825433
Looks like it's been shitting itself all year. What's your bull thesis?

Powell better not cuck to taco

I'm officially a wizard today.

>>60825442
Congrats anon. I'll be joining you in just over a year

>>60825438

Massively oversold. 3 Year low despite incredible fundamentals with sustained growth and profitability.

Currently listed on the low volume Aberdeen exchange but they have announced a move to the London exchange.

Easy triple bagger over the next 12 - 18 months.

Looking into the future, I think their industry (offshore oil, gas & wind) will explode in 2029 through Reform's drill baby drill initiative.

>>60824687
Oh look, turns out the AI meme is exactly the same shit as the Metaversememe
Meta and bad investments, pick two and only two.

>>60824186
This summer in Germany has been really benign. Peak temperatures of 24°C on most days. Occasional 25-27°C. A few episodes of temperatures above 30°C, none lasting more than three days.
Also some rain in July and the harvests of some crops - potatoes, apples, other fruit - are coming in substantially higher than average. They are already talking about shipping potatoes to the third world for free so that they can prevent prices in Germany from falling too much.
TL;DR the weather has been good for crops and it will he hard to justify further price hikes for groceries.

>>60825442
>>60825446

What's the plan oh great Wizards? Ponder virginity for all eternity or use some capital expenditure to achieve your growth projections (If you catch my drift)

>>60825484
Fantasize about living completely off grid in some remote shithole funded off divvies
I want to use a handcrank generator to power a laptop that uses a dial up tier satellite connection to log into fidelity
At that point I would not have interacted with a single other person in other a month. I would then proceed to play astroboy omega factor on my GBA and get stuck on stage 4, as usual.

>>60825491

What's the matter anon, didn't you ever want a family?

Or are you a misanthrope schizoid type?

I want a family, I'm just too autistic. Luckily I'm far from wizard status but is has been a minute going through an extended dry streak so maybe I'll regrow it.

>AT
>GRRR
>GAMB

You will be so happy you took a chance on these powerful 3 stonks come November

What should I Invest if I believe that AI is a fucking SCAM and it's gonna dip deepl? Even if I'm wrong, what's gonna pump in that scenario?

>>60825513
You can always do surrogacy and create a family that way.

>>60825514

There will be isntitutional pivot from growth AI/Tech stocks (Which are hyped and overvalued) to defensive dividend paying healthcare stocks (Which are out of favour and undervalued)

Americans haven't gotten any younger or healthier albeit some are on semi glutides.

Some tickers I believe in long term:

UNH
NVO
CNC
LLY
OSCR
HIMS
VKTX


But please anon buy Ashtead Technology for me, even if you just hold it a week you'll be so glad you did hombre.

"Top stories
SoftBank makes $2 billion investment in Intel"

Whose dick I gotta suck around here to get some Jerman stock recommendations? I was looking at Strabag SE but that shit had a big runup already.

>>60825477
Yeah, a lot of rain. Not too hot. I dislike the increased humidity after the rain though, which makes "hiding" from the heat harder.

>>60825533
Strabag is Austrian.

Guise 2899 Zijin. That is all

>>60825538
Same difference, they operate in Germany.

>>60825513
Shut the fuck up you stupid faggot, I'll shove my fist up your anus so hard you'll end up back on planet retard.
I may be khv at 30 but I'm no pennyshit baggie

>>60825547
fyi this obnoxious faggot enjoys watching you seethe, just filter that retard

QUADS

AND

THE

MARKET

IMPLAUDS

Sorry lads, suck my fives, bulls get the fuck out of the market ASAP. Bears you might get to cum.

Just like Greenday, wake me up when September ends. Then I'll re enter for the markets for our next wave.

Q1 & Q2 2026 are going to be glorious, the breaks will once more come off in the Summer.

So sayeth this retarded faggot.

BUY ASHTEAD TECHNOLOGY

>>60825513
If your company has Gorilla in its name, especially in combination with technology, and is not related to any physical/physicality like sports, anatomy or specific physical traits, mostly power and strength, I don't know why the fuck you would choose that name.

Gorilla Glue makes more sense.

Also, take a look at the CEO of GRRR. Where's that investing in hot CEOs strategy-guy?

>>60825558

Yes granted the CEO Jay is a scammy ugly peverted Jeet. But he's going to make me a gorrillionaire.

>>60825556
Stfu already you sad jeet.

>>60825566
Might as well buy Chameleon Smart Home Zartkoruen Mukodo Reszvenytarsasag (CHOME.BD)

and become a chammilionaire https://youtu.be/CtwJvgPJ9xw?feature=shared

>>60825574

Hip-Hop Police was my fave chamillioanire tune.

>>60825571

Not a jeet buddy, almost definitely whiter than you pal.

>>60825558
memeshit companies often use names like these, they attract a lot of retarded "investors" counting on one of these volatile meme plays to moon so they can feed their jeet families.
>Soundhound
>Gorilla Tech
>Wolfspeed
>Petco (WOOF)
>LUNR

What the news this gay market is pumping on today?

>>60825592

News that the market is laying a bull trap for tomorrow's speech.

>>60824956
spy is only up like 50% in a few years lol come on

>WELT
>@welt
Translated from German by Grok
"The Fed, when in doubt, always sides with the labor market – it will do so this time as well" http://to.welt.de/5lP6YXg

uuuuuuuh

>Ex Fed’s Bullard: Rates Are High Right Now, Can Cut 100 Bps Into 2026 - Fox Business
- Fed Can Do More In 2026 Depending On How Data Come In
- Fed Also Must Mind Protecting Reserve Status Of Dollar
- US Debt Reflects A Spending Problem

>100
lmao

>>60825623
Yeah i wanna know how much is anon up holding a terrible webcam business by comparison. Spy is up87 % over the last 5 years .

Did the mister jerome poster die?

>>60825659
I shuppose cuts are off the table?

>The market, in its infinite wisdom has priced in a 90% chance of cuts
>The market is wrong, we hold for another month
>The market will overreact and correct
>I will slurp late September/Early October

is trading securities sinful?

Sex with Jerome "Too late to cum" Powell.

>>60825727
Bears sound smart while bulls make money. Many such cases

>>60825754

I've been a bull up until now, we are going to have a 50 - 60 day correction until the next earnings season alleviates market concerns.

Low volume months Aug & Sep, Sep will see bad US economic data - jobs miss and CPI/PPI increases. Then we finally get a cut and the market explodes. This is a consolidation period and soon is the time to slurp.

I still have 50% of my portfolio in open positions and 50% in cash. I'm covered either way desu senpai senpai.

Ashtead
Technology

Meet me AT the club.

I think I won't even log on today
Its my wizard day and I'm spending it alone, my life is shit enough without seeing my life savings drop another 2%
It really wasn't supposed to be like this

>>60825768
happy bday anon

if u buy spx above 6000 just put a rope around ur neck and hang urself cuz ur buying the TOP

>>60825540
>Guise 2899 Zijin
Very pretty graph~

Billibillibros...?

>>60825754
>Bears sound smart
?

>>60825664
ive been trimming out already and switched my tfsa to another broker but it s not hard to check urself how ai dashcams has been doing since i bought over 300k shares between 2023 and the start of this year

ppl are only able to contribute 5 figs into a tfsa

>>60825768
just focus on the good parts of your life, I turned a wizard this year, so I went and bought a lake house out in the country and now I chill every day by the lake with my dog, honestly very comfy

>>60825772
I think we all feel for Dale and his horrible family.

>>60825772
thanks
I went on the SOXS page on stocktwits and now I feel better about myself kek

>Global bonds yields shooting up across the world to levels not seen for decades
>Nobody knows why and why it's specifically happening now nor why the yields didn't level off after the pandemic bump
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bpsukhaV2s

What's going on?

>>60825841
it's pretty simple, worldwide inflation is happening and no one wants to buy bonds that have yields that are under inflation, no need to overcomplicate things

>>60825841
bonds are trash and everyone knows it. in many cases institutions have to buy them because nothing else is allowed by regulation. if that weren't the case bonds would be in freefall.

>>60824563
How's that nuclear roll-out going in the US... lots of extra capacity coming online soon? Do you have lots of faith in a centralised power grid with all those powerlines working in a country with third world infrastructure? Got that liquid salt and SMR wunderwaffen flying off???

The idea you can run a grid on nuclear alone of farcical and self-defeating. Not least because China is coating Asia in wind and solar and now has a near post-scarcity economy for electricity. China has literally PROVEN how to run a grid that expands capacity fast enough to both meet the incessant demand of data centres and expansion into previously remote areas.

>>60825848
>>60825859
Bonds are bought by institutions as near-cash security. The return on them is utterly irrelevant as we saw when Germany was running negative bonds. There's regulation forcing a % investment but the regulation is common sense accounting to maintain liquid assets.

>>60824819
The Heart of Heaven looks down upon us with hate. Sovereign Plumed Serpent does not answer our prayers, and holds disdain for our sacrifices. Chaac readies his axe, seeking to cut us down for our arrogance. Go long on cacao and corn futures, or face their wrath.

just put 5k into lockheed holy shit i am shaking

>>60825911
wat mean?

>>60825881
they don't trade like near cash securities, because they are all trash and everyone knows they can't get their money back on them. they just write that shit off on taxes. the whole system is going to unwind badly

>>60825913
mean i am going to lose money

Rip jerbs numbers

cant we have just a single green day holy shit

Calls on SOXS are more profitable than puts on soxl

what happens when the tips touch?

Wait wait wait wait… yo
…
Look at futures

>>60825947
>green day
Idk anon I'm having the time of my life
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CnQ8N1KacJc

>>60825951
Commercial real estate market collapses and we get $1000 electricity bills

>>60825961
I'm too fucking stoopid to understand why emini and spy premarket wouldn't be the same
>muh delivery dates
Wouldn't there be an easy arbitrage then?

>>60825967
Bro imagine if we could trade energy and broadband like commodities yo

>>60825951
DO NOT CROSS THE STREAMS

Trips and TSLA +500% today

>>60825998
Dubs and Elon Musk jumps and does the little X

>>60825911
not bad , you might have some short term pain tho

>robinhood added a new crypto
>put $100 in because new listing
>down 5%
Thank you Robinhood, very gay.

3 different digits at the end and we crash

>>60826004
the little λ you mean?

>>60826024
quads and he does a nazi salute

>>60826031
>>60826031
>>60826031

>>60825815
Over the last 5 years it has done 98% vs the 89 % of the s&p. Doesnt seem like the risk is worth the alpha here . Probably just sleep better in an s&p etf vs a canadian web cam company in a shit business. But to each their own.

>>60824923
>you will never be a little crab dude with a cute crab gf to cheer you on

>>60824158
actually it just started

now we go here