Thread 60825878

Called in sick today. Might do it again tomorrow. Still get paid for it. Sorry, shekelberg. I’m a sleepy boy.

>>60825878 (OP)
Y-you are actually sick though r-right anon??

>>60825887
That’s the sneaky part… I’m not!

>>60825878 (OP)
Based

>>60825878 (OP)
Lmao have fun running out of your 5 yearly allotted sick days.

>>60825939
I have 30

>>60825939
If he isn’t sick, those days are wasted.
Enjoy the day off, brother. I’ve done the same at my job, quick call to the boss and back into bed. I hate my job so the day off makes it extra comfy.

>>60825939
It’s August. I could still take more before the year is out (and I will!).
>>60825949
This man gets it.

>>60825878 (OP)
I haven't taken a sick day since I started my hybrid office job. If I don't feel like coming in, I just don't.

>>60825957
I’ve done a few over the years but I try to space it out (unless I am feeling like shit honestly), with more than a month inbetween if possible. As for my work, I got high ratings on my annual eval and have for years. I just hate going and burn a sick day (and of course a lot of my vacation days since those we have a maximum amount that doesn’t carry over).
I got to go in today but still gonna do as much as what they pay me for: not much.

>>60825972
My job is also hybrid, but some days I don’t feel like being tied to a laptop all day. Someday I want to chill in my bed posting on here.

>>60825878 (OP)
As a former pharmacy manager, I'm seething. I used to have a fat lazy fuck zoomer technician that would pull this shit in the middle of flu season.

>>60825878 (OP)
i'm not allowed to call in sick day of. I have to schedule my ATO (they don't do PTO in this garbage hospital organization) well in advanced

>>60825988
Does your company offer sick days? I bet they do. Can’t get mad when people exercise the benefits you extend them.

>>60825989
That sounds very gay. I lived in Europe for a bit and took even more sick time. No one ever complained there.
Sorry, I’m just simply not going to work when I don’t feel like it.

>>60825996
Only for full timers. The lazy zoomer was a part timer so he didn't get paid for calling out sick.

>>60825878 (OP)
I never take the day off work because I have nothing better to do at home. Have no one to talk to, never goes outside, have no friends or neighbors. Week off feels much to lengthen when I run out of all chores. Going to work keeps me going. That's how I afford to drink and fuck prostitutes regularly.

>>60826066
get a hobby you slave retard, holy shit.

>>60825878 (OP)
Fuck you Anon! I called in sick too but I got the Chinavirus... Looks like my Jewish overlords are gonna have to wait until I'm feeling better.

>>60826000
Checked.
>Sorry, I’m just simply not going to work when I don’t feel like it.
Exactly. Besides, they ask less questions about it after covid so why not? As long as it is not over a couple of days, it’s fine. And sometimes it just lines up where I got a longer weekend.

>>60825988
do you work for cvs?

>>60825878 (OP)
>be you
>sell your time you can't ever get back for money from a job
holy BROKIE

>>60826181
hi ocpd are you still posting from your child pornography vpn?

>>60825878 (OP)
very based

Feel better soon! : )

>>60826314
Took a big nap. Feeling good.

>>60825988
>zoomer technician that would pull this shit in the middle of flu season.
It was the middle of flu season. Maybe he was sick?

>>60825972
This is the worse outcome of covid for employees. You don't take fake sick days, because work from home. You don't take sick days when you have the sniffles because work from home. You don't take sick days when you have fever and feeling dizzy, because "I can still check Outlook and Teams every now and then"

>>60827505
A boomer came into my office last week fully sucking. Coughing, hacking, runny nose. Why are they like this? Like taking a sick day if an affront to them.

>>60826157
Thank god no
>>60827451
Not always. It would be bullshit reasons like needing a personal day for his mental health or his car getting broken down while he was at his boyfriend's house over an hour away.

I had the exact same idea this morning.

>>60825878 (OP)
>>60825939
>>60825949
My last job fucking jewed me hard when I quit. They paid out my vacation days, but not my sick days. I could have used up a bunch of sick days, but didn't because I thought I'd be paid. My bosses were Lebanese (the jews of the arabs)

>>60826066
>That's how I afford to drink and fuck prostitutes regularly.
You don't have paid time off?
You could take a week off and drink and fuck prostitutes.

>>60825878 (OP)
I do this too much, and my boss still thinks I'm sick because I'm ugly lmao
I spend all day gooning and looking at my moomoo chart until I fall asleep, and they can't even fire me because of how many years I've been there

>>60828933
>at his boyfriend's house

That's what you get for hiring a fag

>>60825878 (OP)
me and you both buddy, i love free 4 day weekends

>>60829254
Yeah I fucked up. But we needed help and he had prior experience.

>>60829504
I decided not to call in sick again today. It’s Friday and they’re slack. I got a nice sleep last night too.