Thread 60826031

Average bull edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

Previous: >>60824140

Pump or dump on open

Call it.

It’s over

>>60826040
dump into pump into crab

so its just going to be blood red every single day

>ESPN streaming launches today
>$30 a month
we're in a streaming bubble

a few months ago i made this indicator for us. its been pretty helpful. i just pushed an update and made the signals better. check it out anons
https://www.tradingview.com/script/pS6Zrk2S-bizdicator/

I solded

5k lockheed order fills in 7 minutes bros ive never put that much on one position at once

should i start doomping?
i'm like 20% nvidia and 80% qqq

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

CAM ON AND MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINS

>>60826062
give us a screenshot

Its over friends.

>>60826074
is AI a bubble?
>yes
hold
>no
sell

>Want to make space on harddrive cause it was close to 0 and it actually was fuckin up the PC while browsing internet
>could delete children videogame demos I have on steam that I play with 3y nephew
>Many warn you that when you deinstall them they will also be removed from library

What the fuck Steam, I don't want to memorize the games, it was hard enough to find good ones amidst that fuckin endless slop of trash

recommended:
>A Webbing Journey
>Gecko Gods
>Carnage Battle Arena

And the kings:
>American Truck Simulator
>Eurotruck Simulator

guh

>>60826087
Get WizTree, you will find some hidden bullshit that is taking 20 gb for no reason for sure.

>>60826087
just buy a new SSD
4GB M.2 is like $200

Is this the thread where we freak out over nothing and pretend to be r/wallstreetbets?

>>60826095
Thanks, looking into it.

>>60826097
That's also true.

Also wtf, very different tone from Trump in regards to the conflict. Not in regards to Biden

> US PRESIDENT TRUMP ON TRUTH

>"It is very hard, if not impossible, to win a war without attacking an invaders country. It’s like a great team in sports that has a fantastic defense, but is not allowed to play offensive. There is no chance of winning! It is like that with Ukraine and Russia. Crooked and grossly incompetent Joe Biden would not let Ukraine FIGHT BACK, only DEFEND defend. How did that work out? Regardless, this is a war that would have NEVER happened if I were President - ZERO CHANCE. Interesting times ahead!!! President DJT"

>>60826103
>pretend to be r/wallstreetbets
i used to post in robinhood general 10 years ago and it was basically exactly the same as wallstreetbets is now
i think THEY are imitating US

QQQ hasnt had this many days down in a row since early june. its over.

>>60826074
>sold my NVDA
>it pumps
>kept my QQQ
>it dumps

Fedwatch update

Is it retarded to space my monthly wagie bucks into 2 or 4 buys a month so I capture the market better? I should I just dump all of it on the first of every month?

>>60826040
>Update
We dumped, we pumped, we crab >>60826044

>Even AMDogshit is recovering
Techsisters we won! Let's press F for all the heckin' valid sisters who ACKed yesterday.

My portfolio has changed by 0% today because my intraday gains are completely canceling out my losses.

where the fuck is powell speaking today or tomorrow? cant find fuckall on this

HGRAF needs more volume to pump. It's crabbing hard right now.

>>60826132
tomorrow morning

>>60826126
time in the market > timing the market

>>60826124
>Powell decapitates the hawks on live TV and announces 100 bepis mega total niggerdeath cut
What happens next?

>>60826126
statistically it's better to buy all at once
if you think a down turn is imminent, you can exploit it by spreading out your buys
but just buying it all at once is a tried and true strategy

>>60826137
10Y yield goes to 6% with memecoin speed and equities go into freefall

>>60826135
youd think a literal fucking google search would give me anything but its so jeeted you cant find shit
thanks fren
buying puts
he wont cut

todays off to a weird fucking start

>>60826137
big cuts might spook the market
>what does he know that we don't know?

Lol why isnt the hgraf chart updating?

>US Tariffs On EU Could Increase Wholesale Wine And Spirit Prices By Over 80C Per Gallon >- Trade Group Analysis
>- Levies Could Raise $987M In Federal Revenue Once Lost Sales Are Taken Into Account

Holy shit, that's almost ONE BILLION DOLLARS

>>60826150
Because you're poor and looking at a chart that's delayed by 15 minutes.

>>60826156
Odds are my net worth is higher than yours, baggot.

>>60826167
Then why do you trade in Robinhood?

slurp HGRAF you cowards

>Dead thread
>Dead general
>Dead board
>Dead market
>Dead cat's a bouncing

Save yourself while you can smiggers, sell for your lives and ape into Ashstead Technology.

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

market red

>DATA gets released at 9:45
>S&PGlobal took 2 minutes to upload it onto their official webpage

>Inventories and supply chains
While many manufacturers reported improved sales and
demand, the upturn in production and order inflows was in
part linked to renewed inventory building. Stocks of finished
goods rose to an extent not previously recorded since data
were first available in 2007, while stocks of purchased inputs
showed the second-largest rise seen for over three years.
While stock building was partly fueled by expectations of
rising demand, some factories also reported increased
safety-stock building amid fears of supply shortages or to
protect against further price rises, in turn reflecting the
recent impact of import tariffs.
Prices
Tariffs were reported as the key driver of further cost
increases in August. Companies across both manufacturing
and service sectors collectively reported the steepest rise in
input prices since May and the second-largest increase since
January 2023. Rates of increase accelerated in both sectors.
While the manufacturing cost rise was especially large, being
the second-steepest since August 2022, the service sector
increase was the second-highest since June 2023.
Average prices charged for goods and services rose at the
sharpest rate since August 2022 as firms passed higher
costs on to customers. Although goods price inflation cooled
slightly for a second month in a row, it remained among the
highest seen over the past three years. Service sector price
inflation meanwhile was the sharpest since August 2022.

Can HGRAFags make their own containment thread?

>>60826031 (OP)
Given that the Galkin Family is buying more and more NEGG, what price do you guys think NEGG will get to? My personal prediction is somewhere near $200. Feels comfy.

>>60826179
only 1.24% of shares are held short. that's surprisingly low

>>60826126
If you don't know enough to answer your question: split, is safer.

>>60826168
I don’t.

>>60826179
god dammit all i did was daytrade that shit and made like 1000 bucks so far, why didnt I just hold at fucking 29 dollars a share when i started noticing it

>>60826179
Why the fuck is NEGG pumping? I was in it briefly and made some money but I had no idea why it was going up so I obviously wasn't going to hold.

Today is Mr snibbs day

Tommorow is bobos day

How low do we have to go before you begin to trim/exit positions Smiggers? :)

China needs to hurry up and invade Taiwan already, my entire portfolio is defense stocks and Intel.

>>60826203
Taiwan is a US colony. China gets way more out of saber rattling over it than they would get out of losing a war to take it.

>>60826202
why would buy stocks that go down?

Simpvested into 10k shares of hgraf @ $1.3247
New avg price is $1.56, 14.5k shares total.

without shorttards, sky is the limit for HGRAF

>>60826215
Where's the guy who said he was simpvesting $125k?

>>60826203
Xi told Trump that he won't invade Taiwan, did you forget that?

https://www.reuters.com/world/china/trump-says-xi-told-him-china-will-not-invade-taiwan-while-he-is-us-president-2025-08-15/

>>60826218
yeah. i didn't say i would ape it all at once. just that i would ape it into her and her alone. at least until another ticker comes across my desk with a hotter ceo.

ill check back in a while and buy more today if it goes back below 1.32

>>60826130
Never mind. I'm back in the red as usual.
>>60826218
What I really want to know is what happened to the guy who added it to his brother's portfolio? He said he'd keep us updated, so I can only assume that he was a victim of fratricide.

I sold everything five days ago

These numbers are so fucking cooked lmao

Should I DCA FBTC or NVDA for my roth IRA?

>HGRAF baggie
>already down 36%

How should i cope SMGsisters?

Bond fund chads wya? Sitting comfy with a pile of VPLS

redeemed my roblox puts for a small profit. might repeat the play if roblox pumps again like it did yesterday

>>60826224
You don't need to invade Taiwan, because legally it's already part of China.

>>60826242
Start slurping.

>>60826242

Ape into Ashtead Technology to recover your losses.

>>60826242
An ant posting on /biz/? We really are in a bubble.

AAAAAAAAHHHHHH

EVERYTHING IS BLOOD GREEN

MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP

AAAAAAAHAHHHHHHHHHHHH

>-0,1%
How is it still going down with the S&P at ATH, kek

>VVVVVVVV

OooooooooooOoooooooooooOooooooooooOoooooooooOooooooo

SLTY launches tomorrow for you yieldmax degens

>>60826246
I slurped

>>60826254
This chart now proves that market and economy are two different entities.

bought some ZIM at a discount

This general is too active, huge top signal

>>60826110
this only solidifies my EuroDef bear thesis. He's gonna give the ukes a tactical nuke.

I bought tqqq all week, will buy some more tomorrow morning

>US July National Median Home Price For Existing Homes $422,400, +0.2 Pct From July 2024

No deflation on house prices for you.

>>60826170
Wont someone think of the tit shapped bags . Simpvesting , wallstreets hottest new trend , wait till you see what the ceo does when the stock outperforms.

>>60824349
Market on track to hugging the green line for the big doomp tomorrow.

>>60826273
Someone here must have a reddit account. Go tell wallstreetbets about simpvesting.

>>60826273
you think you are paypigging the CEO, but you are paypigging some jew at a hedgefund that's scalping your trades

>>60826287
That jew probably has a daughter with huge tits so it still works out.

It's not easy to find companies with hot female CEOs

THIS MARKET IS SHIZO AS FUCK

AAAAOOOOOOOAAOAAOOAAAOOOOOAAOOO

GRRR is going to pump today

>All these bulls falling for the low-effort trap

Tomorrow should be fun :)

>>60826215
Proof of this morning's simpstallment
The second of many.

I love her bros

When the day closes I'll post an updated cap. Up, down or crab. I will share the results of this strategy today.

Beware of simposters. I will post the cap with the phrase, "Now this is simpvesting"

>>60826302
Im pretty sure youre gay and retarded
>>60826295
Yeah, definitely retarded and also gay.

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

dammit i sold sold roblox puts too early

>>60826186
only like 2% of shares are even available for public trading bro, all insider held

>>60826243
JNK is a good hold rn IMO... when they finally cut rates should get a decent price jump.. plus monthly 6.5% distributions

How can europoors keep slashing their target rate while the FED keeps theirs steady?
ECB is at 2.15% while the FFR's at 4.25-4.50. That's quite a difference.

>>60826215
>New avg price is $1.56, 14.5k shares total.
you need like a 20% pump to break even
kek baggie

>>60826266
the deepseek crash was crazy
someone posted: I do lots of bear options analysis and there is some crazy volume and movements I've never ever seen before
then biz went down for april fools 5 mins later lmao

We did it reddit!!! We got the nasdaq up to yesterday's close, so now wall street can de risk without losing any money!!! LETS GOOOOOOO

>>60826048
>he doesnt remember/wasnt alive for the absolute cancer of TV pricing

That shit would have been 300$ and in the 90s so inflation adjusted you are looking 1k+ todays dollars

>bad numbers
>fuck it we V'ing anyway
>>60826083
Based

>>60826349
stop lying. you could get cable service with ESPN and 60-90 other channels for $50 a month or less in the 90s

>>60826337
Hi, Trump. Did you know that Israel has not cut the past 13 times? 13!!! Oy gevalt.

EU carriers and postal services will stop all cargo deliveries to the US effective early next week. Apparently there is some confusion as to who is supposed to charge Trumps tariffs. You'd think it would be at the US end but the Trump administration is trying to make EU carriers and postal services responsible for charging the tariffs before shit is even loaded for transport. I thought the US citizen was supposed to be ignorant as to how tariffs work but apparently it extends to the administration.

>>60826337
The EU has been double-penetrated by the US and Russia for half a decade now. They need perpetually low rates to keep alive what's left of their economy. Do you know how much LNG Biden and Trump have sold at extortionist prices to the EU since since the US Navy blew up Nordstream?

>>60826338
its my sacred honor to carry her bags

>>60826337
Because their economy is weak and isn't showing any inflation and ours is strong and showing inflation? Also Fed isn't an acronym you motherfucking mongoloid

>>60826387

Its findom at this point lads. If you hate your money so much just send it my way so I can invest more into Ashtead Technology.

>>60826387
>cheek implants
No way I'm investing now

>>60826218
>>60826306
I bought 10k as well. my dick only goes up

At least with a streamer hoe she'll give you 5 seconds of attention when you findom but this CEO bitch doesn't even know you exist.
You could be sending your money straight into her husband's pocket for all you know.

hesitated and didn’t buy SPY puts at the top eight minutes ago :/
roblox is pumping again so at least I chose correctly by selling puts

I scalped a 0dte spy credit spread and used the profits to simpvest into hgraf.

Before close ill buy a nice bear put spread for tommorow to take advantage of the Powell nuke.

Thank you for your attention in this matter.

>>60826270
how is tqqq the dip right now? low 90s is the high. you missed the buy by a few months dude

>>60826399
Nice n' checked
I sold a 0dte put to some dork just now.

>Zey fell for le bull trap
>Dump eet

>Trump "Russia agrees to security guarantees"
>Lavrov "Foreign troops in Ukraine is out of the question"
Woah what a surprise, Russia won't agree to any guarantees that would actually increase Ukraine security. Why does the market keep falling for this fucking charade?

>Concede and finally buy while SPY is at-15%
>Drops two minutes later
They can't keep doing this to me.

>>60826386
Do lower rates do anything for their 'economy' to begin with?
They'd been at ZIRP/NIRP from 2012 to 2022 and they still stagnated. Seems to me like they utilize it as nothing more than an artifice to keep their bond yields low.

>>60826417
The dump is tommorow. No reason to dump today. Also Powell speaks before open so everyone buying calls today will be gigafucked because goys cant trade on non goy hours.

im thinking tomorrow is priced in

surely someone didn't just drop 12k on $8 soxs calls without being confident right

>>60826387
Release the bikini pic baggot! You might get a lil sum sum pump.

>>60826434
It is
>>60826427
You are fucking retarded

>>60826436

Confidence (pride) comes before the fall

>>60826443
No ATH? No bikini pics. I'm firm.

>>60826468
QRD? Is she the new Elizabeth Holmes?

they forgot about the inversion

>>60826477
CEO of a company that makes graphene.

>>60826477
I would have definitely stuck it in prime holmes.

>>60826447
I do not believe in the priced in meme after the market shat the bed completely on August 1 (tariff deadline)

>>60826306
At least you stick to your words! Honourable!

>>60826477
Discount Elizabeth Holmes, absolutely. She even does the fake deep manvoice, you can watch interviews with her on YouTube.

despite this small market drop the VIX is not really going up, there is still no fear in the market, I'm still negative on UVIX

This caused me to sell all my hgraf. Made a nice $600 but I can't have piece of mind after reading this, even if I was dreaming of a 10x

>>60826511
But imagine the possible 100x once it drops back to 10 cents.

Can't wait for rate cut friday. Bears have gone unfucked for too long and need to be humbled.

>>60826511
I didnt need that ai generated article to know it was a pump and dump. And nothing worked

>>60826487
>>60826500
>>60826511
I looked at the Hydrograph website and it has a strong 'vaporware' feel to it

reminder that september rate cuts are are already priced in

>>60826424
>“Oh no! My buy-and-hold-forever-to-use-as-collateral stock is down 0.5%! It’s so Joever!”
DCA, nigga

>>60826477
>Elizabeth Holmes
Holmes in not in her league.

The simpvestment thesis behind HGRAF is decoupled from the price of her bags.

I'll let you in on a shameful secret. I bought Link in 2017 for sub $1. I bagheld those linkies through the top and on the way down. The worst part? I put them in celsius and lost them all.

A fat russian scammer, and a short jewish scammer literally destroyed me financially and it has taken me 3 years to recover. Their ugly fat fucking faces seared into my mind.

Not this time. This time is my last go at trying to make it with shitcoins and stocks. If I fail it was meant to be and I will accept my fate as a boglehead.

I cannot lose this gambit.

almost unnatural to see green numbers next to ulty kek

I actually had no issues with HGRAF, pretty much even rooted for it in case it's actually an improvement technologically, but with these fuckin simpvesting retards I'm starting to root for it to collapse.

>>60826539
but there won't be any rate cuts this year, is it priced in?

>>60826542
>buy-and-hold-forever
Thanks, gonna buy some puts.

>>60826031 (OP)
>one eye on you and one on your wallet

>Fed's Hammack: Does Not See Any Sign Of A Notable Economic Downturn
- Does Not See Imminent Case For Cutting Rates Based On Current Data
- Doesn't Think Fed Policy Is Far From Neutral Policy, No Need For Stimulative Policy

so what you are saying my strategy should be is
>find some tech penny stock with a hot ceo
>invest bigly
>start shilling it constantly to simps
>sell the pump

CERU my n***a

>>60826542
I require instant gratification and am pissed that I just dug myself into a deeper hole because I went back on my decision to wait until later today to buy.

>>60826581
yes, and make sure you post on reddit because i don't have an account so i can't shill it there myself

>>60826577
Markets are hovering near ath , and offical unemployment numbers are below 5 . Only thing that has been a thorn has been recent ppi
There will be no cutz. You heard it hear first.

Powell will cut 12,5 bps

>Jerry, how much do you have in your savings account?
>That feels like a loaded question, Kramer. What are you up to?
>HGRAF
>HGRAF?
>Hydrograph Clean Power, Jerry. It's the minor pullback. We need to load up on shares before the NASDAQ listing.
>We do? What's their P/E ratio?
>They don't have one. They're pre-revenue.
>No revenue. None. On a $400M MCAP. And they're Canadian.
>Contracts, Jerry. It's all about contracts. They're going to sell ten tons a week by 2026.
>Tons? I thought this was a clean energy utility provider.
>Graphene, Jerry. You can sprinkle it anywhere. Concrete. Motor oil. Semiconductors. The machine at the hospital that screens you for lung cancer. The total adressable market is in the Trillions. This is a $1000 stock!
>What does George think about this?
>Oh I wouldn't worry about George. He went all in on September $200 PLTR calls on Monday. We're all going to make it, Jerry.

>>60826593
Sorry, I didn't post this >>60826597 to spite you. I just didn't refresh

>>60826564
Line goes up and to the right, retard. Even if it crashed by 99% tomorrow, the next day it will go up and to the right. That’s what indices do.

>>60826521
>he doesn't know

when is that retarded nigger powell going to fucking cut rates already? WTF

>>60826620
Anon, the discussion is Friday.

>White House Trade Advisor Navarro: No Deal More Important Than With European Union
- On EU: Will Impose 15% Tariff On Autos, Drop From 25%

Don't tell me we just pumped on something that we already pumped on several times. Did you guys even know that a lot of the "deal" isn't even implemented? It seems like EU companies/importers are still paying higher tariffs. I mean, this headline pretty much implies it already.

price this in *unzips*

It appears my choice to slurp the Novo dip was a wise one.

>>60826637
Pump on this *unzips*

>>60826562
all possible scenarios are priced in, even contradictory ones result in a net sum that drives market sentiment, only stuff not priced in is literally insider info that handful know

>>60826468
Yooo sherrif chitwood looking kinda decrepit

>>60826599
check'd and kek'd, once in a while /smg/ delivers like the old days

Just saw on RedLetterMedia that India allegedly has the highest subscriber count to DisneyPlus and that is because they can watch Cricket on it there because "Hotstar" (which streams Cricket) is working with Disney. Lmao

>>60826649
If this is true then why number go up?

>White House Trade Advisor Navarro: Powell Is So Anti-Trump It's Unsettling

I have not seen Powell tweet every day about Trump

>dumps 10%
>pumps 10%
>dumps 15%

>>60826599
Fixed your pasta

>Jerry, how much do you have in your savings account?
>That feels like a loaded question, Kramer. What are you up to?
>HGRAF
>HGRAF?
>Hydrograph Clean Power, Jerry. It's a paradigm shift in investment theory. We gotta buy before reddit, Jerry.
>We do? What's their P/E ratio?
>Forget all that shit, Jerry. None of that matters now. Numbers are out. Young hot blonde CEOs are in.
>Beautiful women in power, Jerry. It's all about smoking hot CEOs. She's going to funnel it all, Jerry. She's in a league of her own. There is nobody that comes close.
>Funnel what? And how beautiful are we talking?
>She's a blonde Miranda Cosgrove, Jerry! She'll funnel their cash, Jerry. Simps, Jerry, the simps! They waste billions on OF whores with no expectation of return.
>They are used to getting -100% ROI, Jerry. They spend billions each year. They are loaded with discretional income. Wait until they hear about this. We have to act fast.
>What does George think about this?
>Oh I wouldn't worry about George. He's one of the original simps. Went all in on at $0.18. We're all going to make it.

>White House Trade Advisor Navarro: 'Nonsense' That India Needs To Buy Russian Oil
>- See Doubling Of India Tariffs Taking Place August 27
>- India Doesn't Want To Recognize Its Role In Bloodshed
>- India Is 'Laundromat' For The Kremlin

>Just buy our Oil from across the sea for double the price bro

How do you guys stop the itch of getting insanely rich insider trading?

>>60826709
Tell us your insider info so we can get rich and you can feel rich vicariously through us.

Wouldn’t someone being a twink be considered a “bottom signal”?

>>60826716
now 15%

IM LOSIN MY FUCKIN BALLS OVA HEAH!!!!!

>>60826669
>You only have bias if you’re outspoken about it
Inflation was just transitory in 2021 and early 2022, by the way. Don’t believe your lying eyes.

>>60826735
So you want him to repeat his mistake?

>>60826664
because monetary policy is only one part of a larger system that drives market prices and inflation, retards like trump and some even "professional" analysts think that fed rates are the only lever that controls inflation, even powell himself remind at every opportunity that monetary policy alone does not drive inflation

>>60826620
He's going to raise them, to try to keep inflation in check.
Then Trump will fire him and appoint someone who will hyper-cut rates, causing inflation to explode like a zit popping.

SPYV has been doing very good compared to SPYG past couple of days. Is this a top signal?

Guys, I think I have unlocked what we call "Patience"

Name the 2dte spee option I should buy

>>60826739
He didn’t hike rates until March 2022 when the damage was already done, using Yellen’s transitory excuse the entire time. Hold rates steady? More like finger your asshole and miss your opportunity to be a catalyst in the broader economy AGAIN.

>>60826711
Nice try Paul. SEC won’t get meeeeee!

Why is stock journalism so fucking stupid?
>>stocks fall after Walmart whiff
>look at WMT earnings
>beat on Revenue, increased guidance

Everything is tanking again
What the fuck did Trump say this time?

this IBKR desktop application is so jeetified.

>>60826776
Why do you think he didn't hike rates in 2021? Maybe because the US printed a lot of debt? And on whose behalf?

The US can not get out of this debt problem with the current approach. There's not enough growth to compensate the expenses and I don't know where it's even supposed to come from. But nobody wants to increases taxes.

>>60826179
Im just too scared of NEGG since I have no idea what the play is, it seems like its a lovable company I have actually personally shopped with, I guess akin to GME, videogames and computer parts. However 1% short? Also its not like its wildly successful. I keep thinking its going to rug me, its gone down 28% in one day randomly over and over and I would never know if I was well and truly fucked or not if it does that.

>>60826671
That was the classic dump that shakes your faith on the stock that does a 2000%, every stock needs one.

>>60826789
>we are going to make Israel pay for it!

>>60826797
nothing is as bad as robinhood

>>60826733
I stuff my socks with cheese at night so it smells like Yellen's cooch in the morning

>>60826805
Robinhood hate is the ultimate sign of being a r*ddit tourist. It's a great platform.
>Muh frontroooooning!! Ahh I'm Citadel frontroooooooned me
Take your lithium.

explain to me why the eur/usd is going like I am a retard (which I am)

>>60826814
Using Rabbihood is the ultimate sign of being a br*wn person or a zoomie

>>60826821
they have a pretty good margin rate

>>60826821
The people that hate Robinhood literally call themselves "apes" lmao. Look in the mirror stinkie.

>>60826827
Not refuting that you're a brownoid zoomie, eh

If I were a usa'ian I'd probably be using fidelity or e trade. Definitely not the dinosaur shit that is ibkr

>>60826814
we here at /rhg/ do not support robinhood

>Palatnir, Nvidia & Tesla have barely dropped
>The fun hasn't even begun yet

>>60826830
Do you also go around in public and tell people they are brown, or do you do that only here because it has 0 effect and repercussions? Faggot

I for one like Charles Schwab.
If you’re going to make money, who else is there? If you can’t beat them, join them.

>>60826825
that's the ok parts about it. the app is really bad tho and has been. idk about their api but i'd rather api to anyone else

are we gonna OOOOOOOOO soon?

>>60826844
Brownie detected. Also a Rabbihood user by chance?

>>60826848
Same
>with jews you win

>>60826848
based take.

>>60826767
I thought I unlocked it myself, but turns out patience has a separate tech tree!

should’ve bought SPY puts when I had the chance

>>60826782
there's been tons of studies looking at earnings data across thousands of companies for decades and the result: literally a 50/50 coin flip after earnings whether a stock goes up or down, regardless of beating or under-performing earnings estimate

>>60826863
Not refuting that you're a faggot, eh

Retard

>>60826798
>Why do you think he didn't hike rates in 2021?
Because he believed holding the rate steady would allow inflation to cool off on its own. He admitted it. It didn’t readjust until he finally acted in 2022, but it was too late. Does an additive 21% MOM sound healthy to you?

>Maybe because the US printed a lot of debt?
This was a full year and more after the huge Covid dip. They printed multiple times and knew it would lead to lasting inflation. I even knew when they sent out individual stimulus checks. That’s how obvious it was.

>And on whose behalf?
Both Trump and Biden. I don’t care who benefits from it.

Right now, all I’m seeing is that some form of change needs to happen and that rate cuts would be a net positive change. I’m not alone in this belief. There are dissenters at the Fed for the first time in decades.

>>60826848
>>60826869
Whats fun is looking up controversies of a company on wiki and seeing if it created shareholder value or not

>>60826799
NEGG is only going up because of short squeeze memes, even martin shkreli is in on it, don't play with it unless you know it's a meme

>>60826908
I couldn't remember if Shkreli was still in jail or not. He's pumping meme stocks now?

You're gonna love this next bit

:)

>>60826755
trump cant even fire him

I hope so, my buy is a little low and hasn't triggered yet

QUICK! WHERE DO I PUT MY MONTHLY $1,600(CAD) CONTRIBUTION?!?!
>>60826924
>You're gonna love this next bit
It's your penis, isn't it?

>>60826895
You are one seething jeet, god damn.

>>60826898
If the ppi is hot , dont become a thot.
Fed aint cutting and mao zeo trump is gonna chimp out . Powel feta replaced in feb and the next guy takes rates to -1

>>60826943
>maple dollars
It's a sign. Buy HGRAF (HG on the CSE).

>>60826898
>he believed holding the rate steady would allow inflation to cool off on its own. He admitted it.

He probably said that he believed inflation would come down without hiking. You make it sound as if he believed that keeping the rates low would actually lower inflation.
>would allow

>additive 21% MOM
I don't know what you mean with that. MOM sounds like Month over Month, but I can't tell here.

Also, that's what he said publicly. Should he have said
>I'm not hiking because that will pump the yields and increase the debt burden
?

>This was a full year and more after the huge Covid dip
And? The debt pile grew larger. I don't see how that refutes the point that he didn't want to hike for the debt burden to not grow even larger due to higher interest.

>There are dissenters at the Fed for the first time
One of those dissenters, Bowman, didn't want to cut 50 bps back in September last year, but 25bps. Now she wants to cut while others don't want to. Waller is a faggot bootlicker who wants to become the Chair. I would have understood if there had been dissenter with the Jobsdata revision being known, but they dissented prior to having that knowledge.

>>60826948
Powell was one of Trump's best decisions.

>>60826837
This shit is frustrating, my low p/e value portfolio is cratering while meme stocks are still resilient.

>>60826943

My friend, the company is Ashtead Technology and they have earnings Monday. I'm all in.

>>60826923
he is out and does a stream to a few dozen retards but he makes the retard news once in a while with his dumb trading ideas

>5 down days in a row
what is happening?

>>60826944
Sirs, I will pray for your soul.

>>60826965
Shut the FUCK up.

Im so demoralized by these threads and reddit. I make 1.7 k euros per month which is a lot for my country and my portfolio is 12k. I started with 10k and I made 2 k this year. People in this thread and reddit are so fucking rich they swing 10 times my portfolio for fun. I unironically want to kill myself, im 37 and I missed crypto and investing for so long and I will never ever make it. Fuck this shit.

>>60826979
DCA into VOO.

Sir buy hgraf yes many moon sir

[spoiler]Everything has such a boomer interface except rh why is finance industry like this[/spoiler]

>>60826979
you are thinking too much
trust your peepee

>>60826978

You know I won't. You know the only thing that would shut me up?

You posting an Ashtead Technology position like mine. Until then, the relentless shilling will continue. Because its a great undervalued stock and I want my dudes my smiggers to do well in life :)

>>60826979
>I missed crypto
buy bitcoin. people have been saying they missed out on it every single year for a decade and they'll keep saying that in a decade about prices today

>>60826979
Shut the fuck up retard, in my youth I had no money but girlfriends and fun partying etc.

That money would be no use to you as you wouldn't know how to use it. You have no concept of using your time and money in ways to enjoy life. You need a fuckin sportscar to enjoy life? Maybe reevaluate your existence.

And here are people with millions that also don't do shit with it. Money is very likely not the solution to your problem. The lack of money is only a problem, because you can't gamble on it like the others here can. You just want to gamble it (which I also do, but I wouldn't cry about it on 4chan if I couldn't)

>>60826995
Where's the rest of your folio? Did you sell GAMB or GRRR to buy into this? My guess is you cut your losses on GAMB.

>>60826983
I cant even buy VOO. I dca into vcwe. Im up 4% this year. Why couldn't I do this 8 years ago? Fuck this shit, when the market dumps in September im selling a giant put spread on spy with 2 years expiry and buying my wife a car to at least show her some benefits from my investing. If i fail its gonna be like a loan anyway.

>>60827008

No sir I am doubling down on GAMB and will post my gains in November.

Just waiting on another GRRR pump into the $20's and I'm out :)

>>60826084
i really expected more also shouldve bought with $ instead of eurocoin like a retard

Is it too late to short?

>>60827001
I have 1k in bitcoin i cant afford to put anymore right now. I buy 200 every month and reinvest option premium victories into ethereum.

>>60827006
In my youth I had no money no girlfriends and no job. My life started after my parents died from cancer and I had to take charge. At least they left me with a house and my sister has 2. She rents one for like 200 a month because she doesn't care about money and doesn't want to bother with it. If I had it id sell it and put the money on a dividend fund so my wife wouldn't have to work.

what do professional hedge funds do all day?

I imagine they hire hundreds of glossy eyed graduates and pay them just enough to survive in new york city, and those graduates spend 10 hours a day reading over news/charts/financial reports to give a 2 sentence statements on the morning briefing to advise the big account managers on where to invest a fraction of their clients money.

or is that an outdated model? maybe they just have a few dozen corpo suit dopes smoking cigars and prompting AI for investment ideas these days?

>>60827006
Yeah, I'd trade my millions for a personality that would allow me to have girlfriends and enjoy partying. I autistically stack cash because that's all I can do.

>>60827051
They have a bunch of chinks watching out for their algorithms, and the big heads do cocaine while coordinating when to crash the market with other funds.

i bought today

>>60827038
Sounds like South(east)europe. Renting an apartment out actually doesn't make sense. You might as well sell it and put the money into 6% romanian bonds and earn more, kek and do not have potential headaches with tenants or (potential) upcoming EU regulations.

Where's my elevator down? I mostly see elevators up, this is a slide.

>>60826979
if it helps I also only make 1.8k but my portfolio is 150k. no crypto just boomer index funds.

HGRAF will make me a millionaire

Is the bottom in?

>>60827025

What did you expect?

Expensive Jets & Rockets are soooo tw o thousand and late. Its all about drones now bro. Anduril, Archer Aviation & Ondas plus RKLB for space force defence.

But if I were you I would close your position and YOLO into Ahstead Technology. NFA!

>US President Trump On Russia-Ukraine: We'll Know In About Two Weeks
>- After Two Weeks, We'll Have To Maybe Take Other Tact

still twoweeking

>>60827114

We are 7 days out from the top and 60 days away from the bottom

>>60826979
You're doing good anon, 20% gain is good. Remember all the anons lurking probably not doing as well, and remember that you made an account this year and already have over a month's extra pay

>>60827107
How did you find that money? My money came from an assignment (im a zogbot) that paid 30k, I spend the 20k like a retard and I started investing on april. The rest of my family life savings is 60k liquid but I can't invest that.

Where my V recovery??

I WAS TOLD THERE WOULD BE A V RECOVERY

>>60826959
I would have liked it if Powell would use the same language between his private and public statements. Yes, I like transparency.

CPI was at 7% in 2021 and peaked at 8% in 2022 before being lowered when he finally acted. Then he cut rates when it was projected to be 2.9 in 2024.

When tariffs were announced, doomer economists were claiming that inflation was going to be anywhere between 4 and 7%. We’re trending between 2.7 and 3%. What debt burden is he trying to fend off this time? Rate cuts were good when it was around 3%, but not now? Not when we had an abysmal jobs revision? Outside of bias, make it make sense.

This also isn’t the first time he’s had this passive approach. We had low inflation in 2018, but he didn’t cut rates then either. This was directly responsible for impacting growth as noted by the Fed.

So you can come up with many excuses for why you think he should hold it steady. But you’re defending the same guy who had rates at near zero when inflation went past 5% in the middle of the year.

>>60827053
If you really have millions, why are you staying indoors doing nothing. Just make some autistic plan to meet people. People are dumb and you've got money

I stack my cash because I work a shit job and I need to reach escape velocity from all this shit. I live at home half the year to save $$ and then go out the other half in cheap cities. I just burned out hard a couple of years ago and this isn't really great mentally but it's more like practice for when I get a job that isn't absolutely shit

>>60827111
checked trips of enlightenment

>>60826979
You are good. Everyone starts somewhere

Morgan Brennan needs a good squirt from the looks of it

almost two months of gains wiped out in less than a week
this is why le growth investing is a boomer scam
you really think you're gonna live 20 more years with all those microplastics in your balls and brain?

>>60827131
I live with my parents. My monthly expenses are something like 400€ or so the rest is getting invested into stocks/index funds. I dont own a car anymore, dont have any insurances, dont order food, never take vacations. I basically just go to work and exist. The only thing I treat myself with is working less. I only work part time. This kind of life style is not for everyone but it opens up the possibility to retire in my 40's.

We all like Charles Schwab but would you use a brokerage if it was called tyreek Johnson or Quan Brown?

Got to second round interview and hiring manager really likes me...

It so fucking over, my $1k a week NEETBUX is gonna be over soon. FUCK ME, I had $29k of bennies left.

What the flying fuck.

>>60826964

Such is the lot of a rational investor.
What low pe trash do you have ?

>HGRAF
>”You have holdings”

>>60826133
Normies are mad that it's not $777.

>>60827166
zoom out

>>60827053
You should start traveling. Women like men who travel, especially if it seems like those men can afford to buy them plane tickets.

>>60827136
The tarrifs havent fully impregnated the economy sir , it takes time for them to birth a shit baby . So clearly any tard with half a brain is either going to take it easy or stay the course .market ath, jobs below 5 , and ppi up. This is a recipe for wait and shake out.

>>60827051
Actually the model is much more streamlined, they simply just write contracts with companies and banks where the terms are economically favorable due to their massive liquidity, and so that way even if their analysis is wrong they are still guaranteed to do better than you.

>>60827155
Wow kinda sad to lose your youth to that, by 40 your body may not be able to do much if you are unlucky, I had an uncle who died at 45 and he wasn’t even fat

>>60826031 (OP)
Do you retards still think there will be cuts? Lol
Ever since I saw CPI core going up and then PPI I knew there would be no cuts.

Everyone keeps talking about the labor market but just shows their ignorance regarding Central banking.
ANY SELF RESPECTING CENTRAL BANK WILL NEVER CUT RAISES WHEN INFLATION SEEMS TO BE PICKING UP. NO SELF RESPECTING CENTRAL BANK WILL PUT THE LABOR MARKET IN FRONT OF INFLATION.
YOU CANNOT HELP THE UNEMPLOYED WHILE YOU HAVE INFLATION IN YOUR ECONOMY. ONLY THE GOVERNMENT COULD DO THAT IN SUCH A SCENARIO.

Put this in your thick heads retards. And thanks for the easy returns. I keep trading sqqq and I appreciate the returns kek

>>60827184
Why do you say that? I work out 5 times per week only work 20-25hours per week. Why do you think I lose my health by living a frugal life style?

>>60827136
Yeah, I know, he fucked up back then. I said why I think he didn't hike back then. And why I think he didn't cut in the past months. Just way too much risk regarding tariffs. Trump delaying them, lowering them to 10% for months (since early April), now increasing them (yes, from 10% to 15 or 20% or more) (since August), so there's still potential for price increases. Companies probably also aren't stupid and have some concept of increasing prices over time and not immediately so that the Fed cuts cause they also want lower rates, you know, eating some costs now, passing them over later.

Guise ever heard of this Nvidia company (ticker NVDA)? Looks kinda promising.

>>60827194
I’m not saying you are unhealthy, my uncle died to cancer and he wasn’t healthy but you could always die to an accident as well and have wasted your whole life saving for nothing

>>60826979
If it makes you feel better, the average Ameriburger can't even afford a $500 emergency. In fact, your average normie doesn't have a pot to piss in and is financing Doordash 10 times a week. So you're already way ahead of most people. Buy BTC as another anon suggested. When Bitcoin was $30k people thought they'd already missed the boat.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>60827200
>div yield 0.023%
why even pay a dividend

>>60827215
To attract institutional investors with "divided growth"mandates. If they pay zero, they are not allowed to buy. It's all made in such a way that the stock goes up as much as possible in this bubble

>>60827162
what state are you in?

What are we thinking of weed stocks? I just slurped.

as a bear, please V back to $638 SPY so I can buy puts

>>60827236
Nah they're too high
Ahahahaha get it?

>>60827215
Just to show how overvalued a stock is , in this case almost 50x overvalued

I CAN'T WAIT FOR TOMORROW'S SPEECH

IT IS GOING TO BE VAGUE AND AMBIGUOUS

HE'S NOT GOING TO GIVE EITHER SIDE WHAT THEY WANT

WE WILL CRAB UNTIL EARLY SEPTEMBER

THEN BAD CPI/PPI/JOBS READS WILL START THE CORRECTION

MARKET WILL BEGIN TO RECOVER IN OCTOBER

Please, trade accordingly.

>panic sold my nvidia at 172.
>bought back in at 175
>it’s going back down again.
It’s so over

And we are free, free falling!

LET'S KILL OURSELVES TOMORROW !

Who else is sitting on dry powder to shovel into spxl once the price is right?

>>60827254
sell at 170
buy again at 172

Once the S&P breaks support at 6,330 then the fun starts :)

I keep telling you guys, I'm a bull but we're in a correction for the next 60 days. Sell and buy back in after taking some time off :)

>>60827278
Lick my nuts

These threads always get so slow when the markets start to fall, at least us bears can stick around while the bulls are too scared to check their ports

made the retarded decision to 0dte SPX call but had a moment of sanity and exited with $10 profit right before the dump

>>60827291
AI slop
Pic related is (You) next week after the market memory holes Jackon's Hole

>Market Movers pivoting into defensive healthcare stocks like NVO & UNH

Oh yeah, its going to be blood red tomorrow. Maybe -3%

Naught ever transpires

>>60827207
>my life plan is to die in an accident

>>60827318
>Falling for yet another Bull Trap
>24 hours before the market implodes

>>60827207
If you die, you die. It makes no sense to plan with the assumption you will die young, unless you intend to kill yourself. Which you probably shouldn't do.

>>60827317
Zoom out

Who/what makes spee lose and gain 30+ bepis every 30 minutes?
Genuine newfag question im not trolling

>>60827327
>>60827335
to be fair commiting to something for 40 years, be it retirement or otherwise, is a big step.

SAD!

Reddit is seeing the value before /biz/

It's right there in front of you

The most profitable the company has ever been for IPO prices

$7 is absolute rock bottom, upside is $20+

Roll the dice and take a GAMBle with me

>>60827362
go back

>>60827346

The S&P is in a massive head & shoulders friend. The neckline is around 6,200 so expect a big bounce off there and the bulls will moo heartily and load the boat for a rally that will never come as we bounce back down off 6,400 to sub 6,000 hell.

I am banging the drum because I love you smiggers and want you to avoid the pain that is about to befell much of this board.

>>60827375
line go up silly.

>>60827375
This is the most anticipated market crash of all time, going on 2 years...

holy shit the V turnaround is speedy

>>60827386
low volume crabbing will continue for the forseeable future

Smol caps and value stonks are gonna rally and carry the index going forward here IMO.

>>60827391
small caps arent in the major indexes, nor is their weight strong enough if they are.

>>60827384

This has been in the making since April 3rd. Every analyst at the time said we would see the effects of Liberation Day come Q3 and, lo and behold it is creeping into the data. AI is looking as shaky as it has since the DeepSeak fiasco early this year. Housing ain't doing too hot either.

I'm not saying a crash because the plunge protection team will come to the rescue and maybe Trump will have some face saving concessions, but we are in for a 2 month long correction until tech earnings revive the market in October.

I will be slurping, I am not a bear. I am a pragmatist.

Robinhood SP will collapse at the first sign of panic selling, I will be slurping just as I did in April.

>>60827401
Repeat after me.
The. Market. Is. Not. A. Ball. Subject. To. The. Effects. Of. Gravity.
Poindexters like you always get it wrong because you hallucinate physical laws onto what is fundamentally random noise that creeps upwards.

>>60827416
>fundamentally random noise that creeps upwards.
sooo... like some sort of pull upwards? like, say, gravitating, upwards, at all times.

Dead cat bounce

>>60827416

Oh well, I tried to tell you.

Tomorrow you will see a taste of what is to come when J Pow speaks. Mondays will be a sharp drop then crabbing downward until the jobs & CPI/PPI reports in September. After which we will be closer to 5,500 on the S&P.

>>60827427
if it gets to that low again i will be slurping

>>60827428
You should keep your gay little fantasies of impending doom on your blog so that you can look back on them and realize how wrong and gay you are.

>>60827441

This is my gay little blog :)

Let's wait and see who was right

(I think it'll be me)

>>60827401
Agree with you in general. Trump and Bessent (who knows better) keep calling for ridiculous rate cuts, but they are doing this so that they can blame the fed when the inevitable correction comes.

We already had a a 20% crash this year people are memory holing for some reason. That statistically happens once every 6 years.

>>60827427
wallstreet insider here
inc v^v^^vv^v^vvv^ recovery pump and dump crash bullrun

>>60827438
It's going to be hit the hardest when the bubble pops, GOOG, MSFT, and NVDA at least have other ambitions other than fucking everyone over with AI. Market cap of 3 billion also shows it's overvalued.

>>60827458
*300 billion

>>60827458
every company is statistically over-valued. if you cried bubble from the moment they became over-valued you missed about a 3x on each one.

How many blown accounts is picrel responsible for? Of course markets will crash and correct, but the odds are extremely slim you decided to short the very top. The odds are much more favorable to buy corrections and dips in a bull market. We're at ATHs still and you don't short ATHs.

wow if it isn't another red day

Tomorrow jpow is going to say he needs more data and economy looks good but inflation is a bit too high. It's what he's been saying every single time in the past. The market priced in sept cuts, but gave it all up this week. As a result we crab. Maybe another -0.5% tomorrow.

when will this generational crash end?

>>60827475
Right, because we're still in the early stages of a bubble. PLTR is just ridiculous though. It's valued for growth but it has weaker growth than most other big tech stocks. I also don't really see how the valuation is justified based on its limited earnings. This bubble could pop at any moment and make this company a Lehman Brothers. I don't see that happening with any other AI company.

Name my band

>>60827522
Sprinkling Graphene

at least tomorrow i can cope with my 1.2k divvy while i look at the rest of my portfolio being 2k down

I have a fetish for fat girls that look like they’d be extremely hot if they were skinny, but because they’re fat they get overlooked and I can fulfill my breeding eugenics fetish.

>tomorrow minimal rate cuts announced
>Stocks plummet
>Trump declares war on the fed
>Bond market implodes
>Recession
>Trump: MR JEROME TOO SLOW POWELL DID THIS! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION
>deregulates everything
>World markets chain implode
>US crabs for a half year before accepting new paradigm
>Golden bull market with wages getting raped sideways

A man can dream

355 post bread.
I like your style.

>>60827510
But how far out do I need the expiry on my puts to be?

>>60827550
Could be sooner than you think.

>>60827522
The Baggies

>>60827489
Going long makes you lose the money you put in.

Going short has infinite loss potential.

Yee best start believing in bear markets

Yer in one.

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SOMEONE BAKE

when will TSLA moon again. hasnt done anything in ages

>>60827594
the only company more overpriced than tesla right now is palantir

Tommorow jpow will piss on a pic of trump and announce rate hikes by 300%

>>60827489
It's because they changed the game after this event.

NEW
>>60827616
>>60827616
>>60827616

>>60827619
>>60827619

>>60827625
>>60827617

Good job retards

thread split
if this post is even do the first one
>>60827616
odd do the second
>>60827619

>>60826373
yikes

>>60826421
The market doesn't give two fucks about Nigkraine.

>>60826620
>Powell derangement syndrome
pathetic

>>60826985
It gets you in the right mindset

>>60826562
things aren't ever priced in but often things do get priced out.

>>60826979
its really weird really. everyone on internet is ultra rich meanwhile talk with anyone irl and they'll not even be making average wage which is pocket change to anons apparently

>>60827210
thats got to be the most ridiculous bullshit when everyone there is guaranteed 100k starting on any ass scratching job