Thread 60827252

CB insider here - supply shock coming, there are only 14.8 BTC left on CB. Use this info as you will.

>>60827252 (OP)
and -500k eth, they shortselled and got liquidated on user funds long ago.

Double insider here. Gemeni ran out of bitcoin and they're ganna release xrp rewards for their credit cards.
https://x.com/Gemini/status/1958540600396992940

Cardano insider here
Charles recently got a Brazilian lady boy pregnant. He is going to take all of his Cardano off of the exchanges at an inflated price to pay for his baby mama

>>60827252 (OP)
Is that why it's dumping?

>>60827252 (OP)
Why does this matter? Everyone keeps their coins on the exchange.

>>60827936
>why does it matter nobody can withdraw from the bank? everyone uses the bank.

What do you think happens when people try to withdraw and they say no? People just say "oh well" and forget about it?

>>60827412
this is honestly what makes the most sense

>>60828135
Why would anyone try to withdraw? They only buy so they can sell later.
And if they accidentally click the withdraw button, cb can just make up some excuse and the user has no choice but to accept it. What are they going to do?

>>60828143
>sensationalist language to paint the man in a bad light over consensual sexual activity
>saving an engagement farm this blatant
do better

AVI insider here. We will be announcing something soon. Stay tuned

>>60827268
Outsider here. Crypto cards are the final scam of shitcoins. It's where shitcoins go to die.

>>60827252 (OP)
Can confirm.
My uncle works for nintendo and he has told me this.

>>60828160
sure thing champ

>>60827252 (OP)
what time and date does $WLFI launch?

>>60827252 (OP)
supply shock for sellers maybe

>>60828253
eeeexactly

>>60828135
Yes that is what happens, bank runs have been patched out

They pause transactions, print a little for the schizos and the normals forget about it in a week

>>60827252 (OP)
moomoo made me realize that absurd branding is actually an edge in crypto