Thread 60827619

clannad bear edition

>Educational sites:
www.investopedia.com/
www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
www.tradingview.com
www.finscreener.com
www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
finviz.com/
etfdb.com/

>Gambling
www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
optionstrat.com/
www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc smg:
www.financialjuice.com/home
finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
market24hclock.com/
www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
brokerchooser.com/
www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates
www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

Previous: >>60826031

better photo this one wins

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5S0bK8mqAM

Everyone should watch this. Security and privacy is the final frontier. Invest accordingly.

ASHTEAD TECHNOLOGY

i will be posting in the anime girl bobo thread

thank you

you ready for the most hawkish Jackson Hole since 2022 /smg/tards?

>>60827688
the fed can be as hawkish as it wants. the market will pump no matter what.

>>60827688
when's the powell doing the hole

>>60827688

I'M VERY EXCITE

MUCH LOVE FROM KAZAKHSTAN

I HATE WOMEN SO MUCH IT IS UNREAL

>>60827704
10 AM ET

>>60827698
>73% of the market still anticipates a cut in September
>~75% prices in 75bps of cuts by December
There's a lot of room for volatility when the Fed goes hawkish as unemployment at 4.2% means a tighter rate environment

>>60827707
Have you tried men?

USAR is pumping to $20 right now guys don't miss this one

>>60827744
you are mistaking the market is obligated to act on information and be rational, this entire year will be a student's phd thesis in the future on how data, information- you know, fundamentals? do not dictate price. Because there has been bad news pretty much every week this year and the market was at ATH a week ago.

doom bulls always win

Stop splitting. The other thread was first.

>>60827779
not using gooner off topic trash. cope.

>>60827619 (OP)
the /smg/ (bathwater edition) stock is popping off, you guys are left holding the baggage. so sad. just cut your lost

>>60827993
Nah man clannad beats that bogged cunt sweeny

>>60827993
It's okay we can recycle it later

Buy HGRAF.

How the hell am I supposed to beat inflation if the market doesn't go up by 1% each day? The system is faulty. The contract is broken. Billions must buy.

>>60829244
>Buy SBSW
ok

>>60829252
>How the hell am I supposed to beat inflation if the market doesn't go up by 1% each day?
37.78x gains per year would be insane.

>>60829252
Short sell while holding cash on the intraday. Boom. There’s your 1%, but in reverse.

>>60829248
>these are the rats pissing on my toilet seats and on the WALLS because they REFUSE TO FUCKING SIT ON THE TOILET I SPENT 10 MINUTES DEEP CLEANING. I HATE WOMEN SO MUCH

>>60829298
I'd say the best theme song in that earnings call is Home Depot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pdlt64QBJ4w

>>60829301
>Home Depot
shit stock, should have dumped it 429

>95% didnt see a return of investment in AI
>the market is in AI shoulders
what is next bros

>>60829298
>BJs tomorrow
Cant wait

Buy rvph it's going to moon when fda clears

>>60829283
CLEAN IT UP JANNIE

>>60829311
Construction has significantly slowed down. People can't really afford housing even if they leverage a lot of debt.

New housing is also of very poor quality, and the industry is not particularly good at standardizing it enough for mass production. I think that would require federalized building code instead of leaving it to the municipalities.

>>60829301
Man some guy in tiktok went around in HD and Lowes stores playing the HD theme song, and my dad got caught up in one of his videos

Hawkish speech is priced in, but what happens when the speech is Dovish? Bobos are going to die.

>>60829332
let the bobo watch

>>60829332
>what happens when the speech is Dovish?
2%+ day
buy your calls right now

it doesn't matter what the result is tomorrow

what matters is that tomorrow after the announcement the

>>60829358
finish your sentence

>>60829326
>and my dad got caught up in one of his videos
Could be worse.

So, courses from "day traders" and "swing traders" are total bullshit.
How much bullshit are websites like GuruFocus or SimplyWall.st? I just want a trading companion that makes it easier for me to pick stocks with my non-DCA'd money.

>>60829381
Invest, don't gamble. Should be boring and make you money.

>>60829381
I've never even heard of those sites.

>>60829381
you wanna subscribe into the in groups like zip trader or ross givens

>>60829332
Parabolic bullrun, also if youre a burger, consider moving cause perishable goods gonna outpace your poorfolio at some point

>>60829400
He just wants some tips for his fun money that’s separate from his boomer index DCAing. Nothing wrong with that as long as it’s not a huge % of your cash, and you’re not going to kys yourself when you lose it.

>>60829248
my future wife

>>60829416
>He just wants some tips for his fun money
HGRAF
SBSW
AI Dashcams
AI phone stuff
People posting tips all the time

henlo mister jerome
just wanted to say hi
thank you mister jerome

>>60829248
are the tits real yes or no.
they look bimbo-ish, but at the same time she looks 16

I sold SOXL cash covered puts for a humble 100 bucks.

Why aren't you buying gold mining stocks like snowline?

>>60829438
im not a rootin tootin shootin prospector from the 1800s

>>60829438
This guy gets it. I think Newmont is the 2nd best performing stock in the S&P this year. SIL about to rocket.

OpenAI is leaving the USA

>>60829438
>gold mining stocks
why did you leave your /cmmg/ cant make money general shitty mining stock thread?

>>60829449
I swear to god if ChatGPT ever responds with "needful" I'm shorting the entire world economy to zero, because at that point it is all fucking over.

>>60829381
doesn't exist, if someone had a good stock why would they share it and not just trade it and profit? the shills/rare alpha here are just justifying their own buys and bouncing ideas around

>>60829472
Do the sneedful

So is the hgraf meme over or what

>>60829475
What's a rare alpha, some kind of Pokemon or what

>>60829478
The what meme?

>>60829449
>OpenAllIndians

>>60829481
i didn't think the top was in but now I'm sure

Who is this Jackson fella and why should I be concerned about his hole?

>>60829481
>What's a rare alpha, some kind of Pokemon or what

>>60829481
Hgraf, people were shilling it, it dumped, what now

>>60829449
how do i short these lunatic faggots

>>60829481
it's just undercooked

>>60829485
It's a tight hole.....for you

>>60829449
AI: An Indian
API: A Person in India
AGI: A Genius Indian
LLM: Low-cost Labor in Mumbai
GPT: Gujarati Professional Typist

>>60829450
The PM sector will outperform everything by far this year

>>60829449
Donald needs to take their stargate money away and add a 75% tariff on all AI generated content from ChatGPT

You guys remember when Trump released his 6th grade science project looking tariff board and then the very next day went on live tv with the reanimated corpse of charles schwab and bragged about how much money he made his friends by crashing the stock market like that.
Exactly what I voted for btw

>>60829421
>AI Dashcams
To be fair, I wouldn't group that in with the other stocks. The leaf made a solid call and even has the spreadsheet autism to prove it.

>>60829478
>>60829493
it will keep going up

>>60829514
ok, how much should I buy in

@Grok what's the floor on PLTR?

>>60829517
it will be a while before it really pays off so that decision will depend on your personal risk tolerance
personally i think it will be $5 by the end of february but it could also be 20 cents if the news we were promised turns out to be endless nothingburgers

> tips for his fun money
buy DJT at 17 and sell at 20 and hope you're not holding the bag when it crashes to 9 but if it does crash double down and it will bounce back up an absurd amount

>>60829449
>companies pull out of india because they learn the hard way that jeets are worse than slaves
>openai, once early to the llm boom, is very late to the outsourcing game
I think OpenAI suddenly got scared of money and success.

Nigger. Fuckin nigger. Fuckin bootlipped bluegummed monkey nigger. Ape baboon monkey NIGGER.

>>60829517
read this before you buy

>>60829526
it never fails to get laughs
it's always hilarious

>>60829526
but enough about you

>>60829527
Holy fuck man. I had no idea. Not touching that shit. You have any picks?

>>60829527
>futures

>>60829540
Not really I'm mostly already invested in companies I like and accumulating cash in case we see a crash. I did do a quick entry into HGRAF but when I read that article I sold. Honestly I'm happy selling covered calls on my shit and just accumulating shares. None of this matters in the long run.

>>60829527
I had to double check the information they stated, and yep, it got worse the more I looked into it. I think that meteoric retail pump got them enough money to domicile in Texas, but it's not colocated to a very pure gas source nor an oxygen source, which is where their money is made.

The domiciled location is also not a factory. It's configured akin to an event-center rental building than an industrial structure. Regardless, that's incredibly net-negative revenue.

>>60829553
>None of this matters in the long run.
Good on you man, I hope some r*dditors roped when they were forced to donate to your brokerage onlyfans.

>>60829507
>The PM sector will outperform everything by far this year
by how much? You got 4 months left for this amazing run. Are you talking about your shitty mining stocks or bullion?

So is Jerome going to say something bullish or just keep being a niggerfaggot

>>60829587
He's gonna get up to the mic and say.....
WHOAH BLACK BETTY

>>60829587
>Financial pain and suffering will continue indefinitely. Corporations and consumers will simply need to tighten their belts. We (meaning you) will have to get through this time of economic darkness for the greater good.

>>60829587
I think its going to be a whole lot of nothing.

>>60829527
if you cant even get 80% winrate then your articles are worthless

>>60829587
It will be neutral, aka bearish

>>60829599
Kek! Btw what game is that in the background?

I think the bar locked the door

>>60829616
source
https://tragoviproslosti.eu/2023/01/04/the-torments-of-hell-st-augustine-and-the-everlasting-punishments/

>>60829589
he's a broken man. Trump broke him.

>>60829625
no hes not lol he doesnt care about that demented retard, Powell is perma stoic

>>60829587
Its just a show for the retards. They never tell you what they are really doing.

why is AI DOWN?

>>60829637
artificial intelligence < real stupidity
the jig is up. AI will have no more impact than the fax machine. Nothing ever happens

That's a lot of head

the WNBW.
That's it. That's the post.

>>60829678
*wnba

>>60829557
>I think that meteoric retail pump got them enough money to domicile in Texas,
Can you explain why you think that? They didn't dilute. I think they were planning the Texas move for a while as well but not 100% sure.

>but it's not colocated to a very pure gas source nor an oxygen source, which is where their money is made.
The factory will be at a different location in Austin with a pipeline pumping acetylene directly in.

>stocks only go up!!!!
>100 P/E means that it's undervalued and you should buy!!!
>our economy is going to be 100% based on AI!!!

Buy Zeta. That's all.

>>60829748
>AI
Gamba time huh

We could save a lot of space on these threads if you faggots stopped posting

>>60829705
>The factory will be at a different location in Austin with a pipeline pumping acetylene directly in.
Where is this, and who is supplying the acetylene? Apparently accetylene is really hard to find, not like its a common welding gas.

Baggie become I have.

>>60829381
no one can teach you how to trade, you can only learn from the culmination of a bunch of different things about the act.
>>60829421
spamming a shitty forced meme is not "tips"
>>60829475
it increases their profit. If I learn a technique that makes me money, and I can make money sharing this technique, there is no reason not to. One retard even with a million dollars or more is not going to magically soak up all that opportunity youre trading on.
>>60829587
he will be incredibly hawkish and markets will pump.

>>60829493
Not sure if their blood test does anything.

>>60829587
He'll say something bullish and everyone who panicked this week will be left out of a parabolic friday rally

>>60829776
Welcome to the club

>>60829799
>spamming a shitty forced meme is not "tips"
those were the new leads, and you turned them down.

>>60829405
>zip trader
is it worth it? I was considering it...

I bought the dead cat bounce for NVDA and am now in the red.

>the bubble that was holding up the entire market popped and he's still in stocks
>baggies ITT think the irrational mania from earlier will still come to save their portfolios from imminent boggening
You get what you fucking deserve.

>>60829850
It's not popped yet. It's just market manipulation and FUD from Altman.

>>60829852
Facebook froze AI hiring and Nvidia halted H20 production. It's ogre.

>>60829850
i am a bobo and I know that the doom bull pump will continue. we are literally going to neon green pump on jackson hole regardless of whatever j pibby says

>>60829856
>Facebook froze AI hiring
Because Zuck is a cuck.
>Nvidia halted H20 production.
Because of the Trump administration being retards and China trying to poke the bear. It will all go back to normal, I trust Jensen.

>>60829856
deep seek 3.1 came out yesterday with some cool new features and wan 2.2 came out a few weeks ago.
look at what my computer can do now.
https://files.catbox.moe/qh8rng.mp4
Hard to say the AI bubble is doomed with performance like that. It's just the closed source western companies eating dirt. Even then grok and google are doing bretty good.

Whats her problem?

>>60829705
>The factory will be at a different location in Austin
I was cutting through the housing track behind mine and I saw their new operations building.

>>60829866
I hope you bought shares on margin so that baghold all the way to zero and then your portfolio can still have room to drop.

EVERY TIME I FUCKING WANT TO PULL OUT OF THE MARKET BECAUSE I SNIFF A DOWNTURN, THE MARKET FUCKING TANKS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT. THIS LITERALLY ISN'T FAIR, WHY THE FUCK DO SOME PEOPLE GET TO BUY AND SELL WHENEVER THEY WANT BUT NOT ME.

WHEN PEOPLE TALK ABOUT RICH VS POOR CONSPIRACIES AND HOW THE ECONOMY IS RIGGED AGAINST THE COMMON MAN, THEY NEVER TALK ABOUT THIS, BUT THIS IS LITERALLY THE MOST BLATANT EXAMPLE

>>60829877
what's your deal.

>>60829881
I LITERALLY WANTED TO SELL A BUNCH OF STOCKS BECAUSE I FUCKING KNEW SHIT WAS GOING DOWN, BUT I SLEPT IN AND NOW IT'S TOO LATE TO SELL AND SHIT IS FUCKING CRASHING

DON'T FUCKING ASK ME "WHAT'S YOUR DEAL" YOU FUCKING FAGGOT. YOU KNOW WHAT I'M MAD ABOUT AND YOU SHOULD BE MAD TOO

>>60829883
zoom out

>>60829744
Who are you quoting?

>>60829883
should have bought SBSW

>>60829873
I only bought NVDA bro. Earnings are out in a few days and then there will a great pump that will go to a new ATH. It's no biggie. This is just the calm dip before a pump storm.

>>60829891
no one. Literally no one says this but he keeps posting it.
>>60829883
relax kid we barely closed 39bp lower on SPY. seriously im seeing more pinkjak fud from this minor, slow decline in price than I did in the yen carry trade sell off.

>>60829891
This schizophrenic has been posting this at this exact same time for like 5 days now lol.

Give me a recovery timeline so I can sell some fat puts today. October?

>>60829905
I'm honestly not freaking out about 2% drop which we've had last couple of days .I'm just 99.8% sure that we are crashing soon, so I want to sell ASAP. We better not be down like 2 more percetn by opening. Fuck those rich fucks that get to buy and sell whenever they want for some reason

>>60829850
At the end of the day, bears will sound smart while bulls make money. The market always recovers and every dip, let alone crash is a buying opportunity. In the last century, there has never been a crash where it wouldn't have been a great time to buy. But hey, I'm sure THIS time it's different.

these niggas aint gonna lowah they rates. IT's over my niggas its over

>>60829921
>I'm honestly not freaking out
phew, but please observe redditquette and only use caps for when you are freaking out.
>2% drop
were not even at that yet. the 1mo is still green. ATH to now is like -1.5% on SPY
> Fuck those rich fucks that get to buy and sell whenever they want for some reason
I use robingem and can do that but I dont deal in stocks just options.

>>60829924
hands down the worst biz webm imaginable

why is it always >futures and never >pasts or >present

>>60829950
There's not securities exchange for pasts

>>60829932
Wait, is this a good reaction image or bad? There's a lot of green in your picture. Are futures green?

>Who are you quoting?
>no one. Literally no one says this but he keeps posting it.
>This schizophrenic has been posting this at this exact same time for like 5 days now lol.

>>60829950
The future is the least godlike point in time, the one that is the least like eternity.
The past has already happened, and is written into reality forever. The present is the point of reference for eternity, its the point in time where human perception matches with eternity.

The future has not happened, and can only bring anxiety and uncertianity.

See ya tomorrow

Fuck, I see what those Jews did. They front ran the Jackson hole dump by just doing all of the dumping slowly so now on Jackson hole day we can rip up since alreadu dumped before it basically. If we were rallying into Jackson it would crash. Nothing is actually relevant at the speech just that there is a fed chair talking which is tangentially related to stocks which means we must make the entire market revolve around it with lots of volume and volatility

>>60827619 (OP)
Quads and I will chop my cock off

Dubs and Elon Musk says something stupid today.

>>60829997
Close one lmao

>>60829997
Better luck next time

>Got back into Pokemon card collecting for hobby, been a long time
>Worst possible timing due to scalperfags eating up goddamn everything
>Finally got Prismatic evolutions packs
>Could only get 20 packs because expensive and hard to find IRL...
>Ordered them online on tcgplayer from reputable card shop

>Opened them and literally got THE Umbreon ex and Jolteon ex in the same fucking pack, and other SIR cards like Roaring Moon(!?)

Bros, this is either a super bullish sign or a major bearish omen

>>60830046
bro your ID is bright green.
What more sign do you need? trips?

I bought calls Thursday. Did I dun goof?

>>60829450
look at GDXJ you absolute poorfag retard

Why are we pumping?

HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO MEEEEEEEEEE

>>60830118
The market has adapted to chaos by not caring what comes next. Pic related.

>germ gdp shrunk again
lel, sick man of G7

>>60829950
Why is it called futures when we have none?

>>60830046
I bought two boxes of mtg Bloomburrow collectors for $265 each on release because of the crittercore aesthetic
Theyre $700 now

>>60830183
Why is it called market when it's actually a bank and retirement fund?

BUY ASHTEAD TECHNOLOGY

Today is your last chance before earnings blowout on Monday

BOBO POWELL

>>60830190
Okay, I bought some. If this is another /biz/ retard scam I'm going to complain.

is jeromes hole this weekend?

>>60830204
Kek baggie

Can we start a baggie list
Hgraf
Ai phone
Gambl
Ashted

>>60830227
WHAT ABOUT GORILLA? THIS MOTHERFUCKER CONVINCED ME TO BUY IT LAST TIME AND I LOST 5k USD ON THIS FUCKING SCAM!!! IT WAS SUPPOSED TO GO TO 20!!!!!!

SOXS to $8 today?

>>60830229
Imagine falling for a company whose CEO looks like this. ngmi...

>>60830204
Good Man. This is an easy triple bagger in the longish term.

>>60830229

Gorilla will go to $20 very soon sir!

And GAMB will go to $15 my friend

And Ashtead will go to £5 buddy

:)

>>60829313
Do you even need to ask? This is worse than 2000 in every metric
>b-but there isn't a bubble, look there are 7 big companies earning shitload of money
If only they didn't burn it for pitiful returns.
>b-but you're just a faggot posting on a cocksucker anime image board, of course you're wrong, those 280 IQ CEO can't be retarded
I called the metaverse investments a fucking retarded idea from the beginning, and was proven right in due time, as thankfully the market reacted accordingly and meta went into the shitter back then. I'll be right again. It's that simple.

My chinkstocks are mooning for some reason.

>>60829744
I look like this and say this

>>60830252
>GAMB
Have you actually looked at their websites it looks like shit. They don't even offer gambling services they just advertise for gambling sites

>>60829891
Clearly a number of /smg/ perma ai bulls.
>>60829905
>>60829912
You retards are the ones being quoted.

>>60829922
>buying failing companies that never recovered, went out of business during the crash of 1929 and the dot com bubble were great dip buying opportunities bro
retard

Punxsutawney Powell

Did he already anounce if we're getting 3 more months of bull market or 3 months of bear market?

>>60830276

I am fully aware of their business model and that is why I am invested, look at their sustained growth year on year since inception and they have diversified their income stream via acquisitions, some of which have outperformed expectations. In particular, their subscription services now bring in a recurring revenue Quarter after Quarter.

Once they initiate their $20 million buy backs, this will begin to turn around. If you look at the price action historically, winter after the NFL & Euro soccer season begins is their peak season. I'm holding until Jan 2026 at least and I believe I will be vindicated in my shilling.

Also USAR is going to $20 right now.

Who's this Jerome?

>>60830305
>she doesn't know
Lurk more.:

>>60830305
Jerome Boateng, once a great footballer, now bull market guru, he will decide whether we have bull or bear market

>>60830304
You have never answered pic related.
Did they or didn't they miss earnings by 300%? If the growth narrative is gone, there's no bullish indicators left.

so whats going to happen in 3 hours give it to me straight

>>60829744
yup

>>60830372
Stuff.

Divvy copiums dropped

>>60830372
>muh data

i'm pumping Jackson's hole and slurping IBM

>>60830372
Probably nothing to kill all optionsplayers. I yesterday thought it would look like picrel left. But we ended lower. Now this flat, aesthetically pleasing plateauday is missing. I can't imagine it to go just straight down, first we need a day that has a line that just goes to the right, maybe with slight elevation. And from then we get one fat, long redline down. Everybody will think the bad times are over. The weekend arrives, everybody is happy and breathes a sigh of relief. The indicator on the bottom will appear as if it was"caught"/triggered a bullish reversal. Only to the do the double flip and crash down on monday for no apparent reason.

>>60830305
jerome exupery is gonna rek bobos anus

>>60830328

The adjustment is due to an acquisition last year

Raw numbers are all still very positive, only red flag was their core business has to adapt/navigate an updated Google SEO.

The growth is still there in my opinion.

>>60830258
It's unironically a new paradigm (AI)

>Exclusive: China's Xi likely to skip October ASEAN leaders summit, sources say http://reut.rs/4g8w1BT

That's the meeting Trump has been talking about, which was said he was invited to by Xi. LMAO

>>60830460
The internet was also a new paradigm. I mean, it literally was. It quite still is even to this day and the decades to come, even.
Didn't change that everything crashed nonetheless. Why do ""new paradigm" fags always omit that? It crashed because of malinvestment, not because it wasn't a new paradigm, it was. We're watching the exact same shit today.

>>60830476

Why do you waste time trying to convince hylics.
They won't learn, even when they get burned they won't take a single lesson from the entire sordid affair.

Just be grateful that they provide your exit liquidity :)

Will TLT/TMFers ever recover?

>>60830372
Many people will pee, some will poo, but just certainly a few will buy some stocks while others will sell them.

And you can quote me on that!!

>>60830476
compare the parabolic run on the dot com to now and we're not even half way there today. We're in about 98/99.

>>60830502
This is the kind of hard hitting analysis i come here for .

>>60830520
Except Sam Altman already called the bubble and Gigacorps are cutting their investment, Meta just started the other day. All the delusional exuberance has been erased in a matter of days. It's over.

Anyone else living the dream

>>60830484
In 40 years

>>60830525
So is this Fanta or pissbottles? Cause why the need for pissbottles when you are lying on the ground anyways, thus not sitting at the PC?

>>60830523
>AIs a bubble guys
>no i'm not saying that because gpt5 shit the bed and i want to stop everyone elses growth
>i jewed a non-profit into a for profit because i'm so trustworthy

I pretty much doubled my tqqq shares this week, still have $60k cash, thinking of buying $10k more today

>>60830372
>up in premarket
>take a big fat dump on market open

>>60830484
probably not especially tmf because of decay or whatever
>tfw almost went all in
>instead day traded a bit and took a gain
This shit is weird because we're already trending towards 0% interest at a certain point it will be majorly composed of 0% bonds and then there's no reason to speculatively hold the fund, only if you want bond dividends
>dividends on 0%

What's the play today bros? How do we make sure to lose as much money as possible

should i buy the dip

>>60830538
Dump oil futures WW3 canceled.

>>60830523
It's not a bubble if everyone's say a bubble.

Im in cash for the next 4-6 weeks. After that all in SOXL, GDXU, IBIT, SHNY, TQQQ, AGQ.

>>60830538
Short into jackson hole and then by calls.
Might be to late to short before jackson hole tho

>>60830520
Yep, QQQ literally doubled in a year.

>>60830557
My body is ready to lose money

>>60830553
Bears call everything a bubble though.

>>60830523
The META shit is the most hilarious fud.
>Most security of any tech ceo, in fact its all tech ceos combined.
>Massive calls expecting 880s in near future
>pays billion for the best ai researchers
But yeah, META just created an entirely new department, paid top dollar for the best they could find, and now taking the new division and turning it into 4 divisions.
OH MY GAUD META IS DONE AI IS OVER
I told you faggots before, Sam is trying to fud AI because his company no longer leads in AI, he wants to turn his business into some jewish psyop.
The the AI race is between him and elon now.

Waiting on my paycheck so I can slurp some more

>NVDA
>AMD
>PLTR

I think I will buy SOXL calls...

Hello is spy gonna drop today ?

>>60829587
That job report better stank, otherwise I won't cut it
Popped a Perc 30, got straight to fuckin'
That Hole dulce, smokin' fentanyl-laced cereal milk, I see God
This shit ain't nothin' to me, man
That Jackson Hole got me screamin', cryin', pissin', shittin', shootin' ropes
Yeah, we gettin' that Quantitative Easing, 30-year T-Bond, NWO money
I hope them aliens are real, so that I have more things to fuck
Smokin' the Ben Bernanke, Zimbabwean, Phillips-head Dovez
She suck me, like a cordless Dyson V8
I'm in a j-hole lickin' balloon knot
When I got the money printer, I be shootin' straight rope
This shit ain't nothin' to me, man
Bogdanoff optics got me seein' shit
I need fentanyl, slime
I just popped a whole garbanzo bean, fuck you mean?
I smoke real Emrānī, rapscallion ghost nuggets
Y'all can't fuck with me
I'm him, I been him, I will continue to be him
Yellow rubies glistenin', like piss
Gulpin' MIGA monkeys by the gallon, my tummy feel crazy
That coochie yummy, slime
That coochie doin' it for me, slime
They thought they could stop a demon, I'm back
The zaza got me speakin' Esperanto
This shit ain't nothin' to me, man
We out here cloud seedin', the scope gleamin'
You can't trust me, I don't even trust myself
I don't even know who I am anymore, I'm gettin' too much money
Ass so fat, I'm peakin' off this Danny Phantom, slime
Can you remind me who I am?
Get the president on the phone now
I fronted him a brick, I need my money
Hello? Lisa Cook?

>>60830618
Weeklies or? I'm joining ya

should I buy back my SOXL puts? they expire today 24.5

Eveeryyyy Roseee Has its Thornnnnn
Just likeee every nightt has its dawwwn
Just likee everyy cowbooyy sings his sad, sad songg
Everyyyy rooooseee hassa its thoooorn

>>60830687
>0.25%
You are impressed by this? It'll be back to 0 before open.

Squarely focused

>>60830543
You could paint her in black colour and would not be able to tell she's actually white.

>>60830712
They changed the logo and remodelled the places, stock dropped, people don’t like the changes.

>My entire porfolio is green before opening
Today we crash, you've been warned.

One week until salary!
Waku waku~

hope you bought puts, jerome will fuck trump till his last day

>>60830733
my entire profile is red so it cancels out.
I didn't miss the UNH top... right?

>>60830733
My Novo shares are gigapumping

Will gamb do something or have I been shilled?

>think it will dump
>realize I'm always wrong so I will inverse myself
>now I think it will pump
>realize I'm always wrong so I will inverse myself
>now I think it will dump
>realize I'm always wrong so I will inverse myself

we have had 5 days straight of blood red. anything bad has to be priced in at this point

I never been to the national parks, is Jackson Hole area like Grand Teton, yellowstone, glacier national park really bucket list worthy? it just seems so out of nowhere and a pain to get to

>>60830804
QQQ has been red 6 days in a row. Only a fool is shorting here imo.

does anyone else treat this like an MMO? Ive invested on singular dollar and through selling at the right point on penny stocks im up by 50 dollars, maybe I can turn 50 into 100...

>>60830804
>-1.35% last 5d
>blood red

This has to be bait.

F

WISHBONE GOLD
WISHBONE GOLD
WISHBONE GOLD
WISHBONE GOLD

WERE SO FUCKING UP ITS NOT EVEN FUNNY

I pray the entire market giga pumps except for hgraf

>>60830798
yeah, its gonna crash

Why is the premarket completely pumping rn?
Are we really going to bull after the fed's announcement?

Bobo what's going on buddy? Where's that yuge dump you were talking about?

>>60830846
It is the deep pump before the plunge.

I pray that hgraf outpaces the market today.

/ourboy/ kev will poomp HGRAF until the end of the universe
$10 by jan 26 believe it

>>60830861
Someone shill my why HGRAF is NOT going to pump, but will dump instead.

>>60830859
Kek simpvestor baggie

>>60830798
You fell for the worst shill on /biz. SBSW is a better shill.

>>60830861
>go to war
>talking like Elon
Why are they like this

If you bought puts on my sex life you'd be a very, very rich man. :(

>>60830798
Guys, random though, but there will be a dollar squeeze happen at some point. Shit would probably rape the market

>>60830867
No one can. Already running pre market

>>60830875
You should short yourself

>>60830874
I'm in HGRAF and even I think Bambrough is a bit of a midwit. The guy is posting AI-written research papers on twitter.

I'm sweating.

BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

CAM ON AND MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINS

doomp eet

nothing to be nervous about...right?

>>60830903
Based

The fuckin SPX is again 0,25% stronger than the NDX

>>60830909
Let me jacksome your hole .

>>60830909
so far so good...so what!

sold my robinhood $106p for $100 profit, gg. just bought a SPY $638p. thanks for the SPY recovery for a better put entry lmao

>>60830903
Basado

>>60830884
>midwit
nah just a scam artist

when would be a good time to stick 100k in voo
or is it over already? i feel like the ai bubble is going to shit but then again i know absolutely nothing

Sell SBSW

You're not falling for the bull trap before J Pow pulls the rug, are you anon?

>>60830937
Time in the market beats timing the market

>>60830939
I am!

>>60830937
Slowly DCA it in

>>60830861
If a tweet like that doesnt make you dump it all at open you're fucking retarded.
Even more retarded than me. And I'm really really REALLY retarded

>Nigvideo sharts straight down at open
>immediately Vs right back up

Next week on /smg/
Please look forward to it

Pure green

>>60830954
>i can time the market

>>60830798

GAMB is gonna be just fine, ledditors have discovered its value :)

>>60830965
I can time it perfectly to lose money

SPY $639 10m after open was not on my bingo card

Theres no end to nigvidyas pump train

market rallying in honor of jfs

Totally organic, the line is going straight up

Just keep buying haha don't even worry about it

Hehe ;)

IT’S A BOOBLE IT’S SUPPOSED TO CRASH

>>60830929
Damage report?

You would be up 50% if you listened to us and slurped grafefe since $1 dip

>>60831010
that better be fake

>>60830957
>3 weeks
Are you retarded?

META
UNH
CRACK COCAINE
LULU
SPXL
GOOGL

Why the fuck are SPY option so expensive rn?

>>60831028
jerome speaking at 1pm

TWELVE MINUTES UNTIL THE RUGGING BEGINS

THE REVERSE V WILL BE DEPLOYED

SHORT TGT NOW BEFORE MY SHARES GET CALLED

>By the numbers: If you look at nearly 100 years of U.S. stock market history, this is where returns sit on average at various time intervals:
>1 year after a record, stocks are up 13.7%.
>3 years after a record, stocks are up 10.6%.
>5 years after a record, stocks are up 10.3%.

>>60827619 (OP)
AREC is going parabolic again for some reason. On a Friday. Should I be concerned?

they just wont let a recession happen?

HFRAF up.

>>60831010
THIS BETTER BE FUCKING FAKE

>>60831022
Yes

Fastest 100% of my life, im out

>>60831032
Do you live on the Atlantic?

>>60831045
>recessions used to be long
>now they are short
were the lolbertarians wrong about the federal reserve?

>>60831058
can almost buy a couple of pizzas with that $75

CRASH? MORE LIKE IMMA GET RICH AND FUCK SOME HOS

>>60831045
Even if we're in one they'll just redefine the term recession again like they did on Sleepy Joe's watch. Same way they walked back the definition of "vaccine"

>>60831045
ill never be able to own a home, and even a new car is a pipe dream. dont worry though, we never have recessions anymore.

we should migrate to a new thread before the 10am chaos

>>60831084
Daaamn, did he really die?

Speech

https://www.youtube.com/live/LyD4UYb9Axo?si=2UcKE60x06XSS_Di

what the fuck was that

>>60831078
Recessions are opportunity, and there shall be no opportunity. How else do you think could Onassis buy ships? He bought them 1932

>300BP HIKE
WHAT THE FUCK

>>60831078
Toyota Aygo is around 20K, which with a couple of years of saving, you can afford with cash.

>>60831098
Yeah, no. I'm gonna watch it on Reuters, their stream is even timelier than the fuckin Fedstream on youtube itself.

wait, on Reuters there is a stream about FBI raiding John Bolton's house, KEK

wtf was THAAT

>>60831045
Print more money now

ooooOoOOOOOooooOOOOOoOOOooo

>>60831106
IT'S OVER
WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE

Got dam buddy check Bitcoin computer

MINUTES LEAKED

WE ZIRP NOW

BOBO ARE YOU OKAY?

>>60831124
Sorry I meant EVERYTHING COMPUTER

THERE IS NO FUCKIN STREAM WTF

You realize all we have to do is just keep buying TQQQ

Speech?

Jesus christ

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

https://www.youtube.com/live/nIsUjkgUB9c?feature=shared

this works

was jpow buck broken live? Wtf

NOOOOOOOOOOO MY 300% NVDA CALL POOMP IT EARLIER YOU BASTERD

https://www.youtube.com/live/iEpJwprxDdk?feature=shared

this is quicker

HERE COME'S THE 'HOWEVER'

>>60831105
Did you know that his nitwit of a granddaughter has managed to more than halve her inheritance?
There's about a dozen shipping moguls here who are now much richer than her.
Personally I don't even know how you can decimate your net worth when your starting point is 2+B.
Do you have to do anything more complicated other than sit on the money and collect mmf interest and dividends or get into other cash-equivalent safe investments?

>>60831028
Fucking hell, if I just bought instead of complained about SPY option prices I’d be up 500%.

Kek, the IV on this put I sold yesterday is 535%

>>60827619 (OP)
Jpow is a beta simp nigger

I've told you guys, I've been disappointed by Powell way too many times as a bear.

What do the insiders know? Rate cut?

no brakes on the bubble train

Cut my FFR into pieces, this is my last jackson hole

ahhhh I'm melting up

I fucking knew buying a couple soxs calls would pump the market
You're welcome

bye bye $dxy

HO-LEE. This lets me buy so many discounted Figma puts. I take back all the shit talking I did about Powell. He isn’t a complete retard.

King Cobra dying is a horrific omen. It's so over, bros.

>>60831228
thanks for taking one for the team

Thank you Powell

>>60831123
MoooooooOOOOOOooooo

80% QQQ
5% NEM (gold)
5% UNH
wat buy?

Bears don't get to cum.

Holy shit. I never heard Powell talk. He sounds so much different wtf.
Why does he sound like a 35 year old?

But really though what the fuck is going on

>>60831254
i think its the mic he sounds weird

>>60831215
I told you guys, the bubble aint popping until the ukraine war is done and over. No government wants an economic collapse mid war

>>60831228
i did the same when that guy yesterday mentioned someone buying tens of thousands of 8 calls for tomorrow

>>60831254
trump made a double to replace the fed chair. why does he keep clearing his throat huh?

>>60831260
Night of the long braaps

>>60831254
>The Great Inflation
Does he mean the 1970s? or Post COVID?

>>60831263
He sounds like he always does.

line go up

POW KEKED TRUMP WON

This retard will never not pump the market

>>60831277
djt has very thick cum

WERE ALL GONNA MAKE IT

>>60831268
Ukraine war barely even matters to the bubble, there's not many industries affected by it aside from defense.

fuck there goes $300 in puts

Make a new thread faggots

>>60831277
Trump pulled the ol’ Biden stand-in switcheroo.

>>60831294
>no rate cuts
>Powell still in office
Trump lost.

Green start of the trading day!

AMPL and IDN doing great
ai phones is green too but not as good

This rugging is going to be glorious lmfao

Rgti went to over $15 twice. Why can’t hgraf?

>>60831297
>page 3
Why bother?

>>60831324
>Powell still in office
not for long

i always fucking miss everything man

Fomod into soxl calls its gonna crash now sorry

I told you dipshits to buy SOXL when it dipped.

>>60831342
>if I repeat this lie surely it will come true
2028 chud

2028
028
28
8

>ACM Research

What the fuuuuck

>>60831345
>didn't buy SPY calls
NGMI

>>60831345
As long as you also miss the dips.

>>60831326
>everything under performs SPY
Impressive stock picking

TOP IS IN

SELL

SELL

SELL FOR YOUR LIVES

>>60831346
>down 2%
nigger

THIS BETER BE A FUCKING HEAD AN SHOULDERS MOTERFUCKIN BENCHODE ABSTERD IM GONNA BE FUCKING BROKE OTHERWISE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
WHY THE FUCK DID IT PUMP

I TRIED TO WARN THE BEARS YESTERDAY FUCKIN KEK

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Just keep feeding the bubble y'all

I SURE HOPE YOU LOADED UP ON PUTS

IT'S A STEEP WAY DOWN


WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

What in the entire fuck just happened

buy HGRAF

New thread
>>60831374
>>60831374
>>60831374

>>60831379
kek at that bollinger band

>>60831369
I'm Europoo~

>>60831358
Adriana Kugler mogs the other two.

>>60831382
Just Keep Watching

>>60831010
>>60831051
>>60831091
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPyr-rBf1jw
yeah. he's gone. my portfolio is green and i don't even give a fuck. that dude brought so many needed laughs into my life.

>>60831398
its VWAP I use it for options, i have another workspace with the real bollinger

THIS OLD FUCKING BENCHODE BLOODY MOTHERFUCK DIDNT SAY ANYTHING FUCKING GO DOWN YOU NEGER MARKET I RAPE U NEXT WEEK

>>60831010
Seriously, we all have had about ten years to prepare for Ozzy’s death. How does this hit that hard?

>>60831406
I'm in, just not totally.
And you talk like you'd be able to get out of it once it implodes lol. You'd be the kind of retard that would keep buying the dip but the dip keeps dipping because you're a junkie

>>60831345
How the fuck did you miss this? You had all week to buy something on the dip.

Finally, bear market of August 2025 is over.

Nothing makes me happier than buying more shares of Walmart stock

ty Powell, gonna head down the shore for the weekend with some nice gains

So will the AI bullrun still continue or did sama kill it? How do you guys feel? Hop off the green hype today, I'm talking about EoY.

>go for a walk
>cum back
>everything viridescent
PugChampion

What happened?
Another Episode of buy the rumor sell the news?