Thread 60831374

Friday Edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Charts/Screeners/Data:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://finviz.com/
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Live Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Options:
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Calendars:
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Alternate Investmenting
https://brickfact.com/blog/guides/investing-in-lego
https://www.tresna.co.uk/blog/rarest-bmx-bikes.htm
https://nerdacity.co.uk/blog/essential-tips-for-funko-pop-collecting-and-investing

>Misc:
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://bad-dragon.com

>Anons in trouble
https://www.crsgh.com/blog/object-stuck-in-your-rectum-why-prompt-medical-care-matters
https://www.psychiatry.org/patients-families/suicide-prevention

>For Jannies and /biz/
https://youtu.be/m8xJxPlmlxc?si=YHKbUk6rXNIxaptC

Previously on /smg/
>>60827619

WTFWT

WHAT A JACKSON'S HOLE SPEECH

JPow trolling

you love to see it

What in the entire fuck just happened I've been working

SKITZO MARKET

King Cobra is fucking dead and the market is pumping. No one even cares we lost a real nigga today.

i listened to the whole thing and have no clue what he said

Missing components in my soul.

I'm all in on ETHZ.

That Powell guys seems to know what he's talking about.

>>60831374 (OP)
Stages of /SMG/

Stage 1
>Stockpicking
Stage 2
>Options trading
Stage 3
>Realizing you're not beating the market and DCAing the S&P 500

You know I'm right

>>60831433
He talks down to Earth. Unlike Greenspan and Bernake. Anyone can actually understand the guy.

>>60831436
Yes I just accumulate VT and VOOG now.

Global depression delayed

>>60831436
Stage 4
>Foreign markets
Stage 5
>Options trading
Stage 6
>rope

>>60831444
Trips of truth

>>60831436
Meh, just buy the companies in the upper part of the SP500 you’ll avoid the fees and grow more.

>>60831444

BASED

>>60831453
Except delaying the inevitable will make it worse

You know Europe and Asia be thinking how do these idiot Americans keep winning.

Hoping americans get raped by inflation in the next months, just for the Fed to be wrong.

>>60831444
checked

>>60831455
>you’ll avoid the 0.05% fees

>>60831462

Yeah but much later so like who even cares now???

GAMBlers rise up!

Also RIP Cobra Snek we lost a real one

Its actually incredible
The second I put a sell order it drops violently

I'm europoo

Damn I’m so stupid to not buy calls said everyone who didn’t. I have no idea what just happened I just waited came back at 6:45 it was already ripping and I froze in fear but I could have still made 200% on 0dte, I even got up at 5:45am for this shit but made no money except on opendoor I am all in on.

>>60831469
Just inflates the bubble and makes the junkies even more addicted so they provide exit liquidity to the smart people when it inevitably goes down hard

>>60831462
So an even bigger dip to eventually slurp is what I'm hearing

>>60831474
It’s more at least with the ones that I as europoo can see. I don’t know if burgers have the same fees as we do.

>Sold Intel early
>Sitting on 30k in cash for a week
>Everything is green today

I hate it.

>>60831444
OH MY!

7,865 shares of ETHZ at $3.30. Let's fucking ride.

BLOODY BENCHODE POWELL MOTHERFUCK!!!! I FUCKING FUCK FUCK YOU SAAR I RAPE U NEXT WEEK FUCK YOU BLOODY DO NOT FUCKING REDEEM RATES I FUCK YOU WHOLE FAMILY SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
I SOLD HOLY COWS TO PAY FOR PUTS NOW WILL BE RUIN YOU BLOODY BASTERD BITCH FUCK

>>60831485
>Damn I'm so dumb I had a hunch it would land on red

>>60831436
Or you're just gay and retarded. I'm trading leverage certs 6x~ and 13x~. My 30Y bond cert 13x is in the green and I'm letting it run.

>>60831520
It's hilarious how it's all jeets screaming about Elliot wave and puts.

This is gay and stupid.
The VIX is dead.

I told you about ZETA friends, already 6% up. Not too late tho, still undervalued

When politicians talk about paying off the national debt and like raising money to put towards that is that some kind of 5D chess move to consolidate power somehow or are they just retarded?
Like obviously we aren't paying that off so why do they keep talking about it? I dont even really see how it benefits them

We tried telling you that JPow was going to be mega dovish, and it would be BULLS ON PARADE FRIDAY.
You didnt listen, did you?
Pathetic.

>>60831508
>

>>60831544
redpill me on zeta

ETHX

Bought 10 otm QQQ weeklies on the dip for 1.02 and sold them this morning for 1.82, feels good man

puts are cheap...

>>60831545
if the United States was a corporation and you looked at the debt to asset ratio it's only like 5-10%. it's not really that big of a deal. but yeah, when they talk about paying down the debt it's complete hooey

>>60831560
it's ok but there are definitely cooler mobile suits even within its own series

fuck you IBKR you jeetcoded piece of shit. my average for SOXS is not 33

I'M IN A FUCKING AIRPORT THE FUCK DID I MISS

longterm yields turning around, they know the Fed is giving up on inflation

>>60831545
To put it simply 9/10 it's a way for politicians who intend to balloon the debt to distract from the fact or mollify fiscal conservatives in their parties. You can find numerous examples of it from across the Atlantic like DOGE or Liz Truss

>>60831551
No, I didn't.
I bought UVIX.
This is gay and stupid.
SPY should be 550.

Lmao what the fuck did this nigger say to pump the market this hard

>>60831512
>Has 30k for a week
>Market dumps for a week giving him ample time to buy
>Market finally rips and he's mad

How do you guys like you exist? The Market literally held out it's hand screaming for you to grab on.

>>60831585
Line must go up

>>60831444
delayed, but not prevented

>>60831467
>>60831469
Poetic

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>>60831591
desu his closing comments seemed pretty hawkish so I'm considering puts

Fuck. I should have tripled down on AMAT.

until smg hits 3-5 threads or more an hour, the crash isn't the end. maybe december but def after.

gm simpvestors

well I lost $700 for fucking nothing lmao
i hate this gay market

>>60831629
IMAGINE BUYING PUTS LOL LMAO

GUYS
LOOK AT THE SMALL CAP VALUE COMPUTER

>>60831629
don't forget to hedge your bets next time

Buy ETHZ before it's too late you fucking faggots

>>60831520
I just know it was a jeet who bought my 0dte puts yesterday

>>60831629
yea thats why I stopped trying to predict this market. I lost more than half my life savings on puts.

I have a nice oak stick right here for anyone who wants it.

>NEW ATH
NEW ATH
>NEW ATH
NEW ATH
>NEW ATH
NEW ATH

>>60831628
did you buy more? you only had $20k yesterday iirc

why cant every day be like today?

BRUH

>>60831629
>>60831648
I'm sorry for your lots sars. Maybe your village will chip in another $100.

>>60831602
>>60831638
Thanks, I bought it before when it was ATNF.
Gonna buy it now and try to make up for my losses on puts.

>>60831563
BITX

>>60831638
>Biotech falling knife

>>60831436
missed a step, buying 3x etfs is in there somewhere

>>60831483
Sell ITM puts and let them get assigned, that's how I got SPY in my 'folio as a europoor.
course, you do need enough cash for at least 100 shares.

>a few days ago
AI is a bubble and stocks are priced too high

>now
New record high

kek if that doesn't scream peak clown market to you, I don't know what will. But I needed that exit pump, perfect.

HOO YEAH
FEEL THAT PUMP BOBO CHUDS?
TELL ME YOU WANT THAT DUMP

Heh, I told you cucks it was the bottom. I smelt that stanky bottom from your shitty diapers when you were buying soxs and panic selling. now get ready for the blow off top where the market sucks you until you coom but then spits it back in your face right after.

Should I buy FBTC in my roth??

You guys heard of a company called 'Nvidia'? (ticker NVDA).
Looks kinda promising.

>>60831682
I'm waiting until Monday to short.

LINE GO UP FOREVER

>>60831687
>NVDA
Boomer stock. PLTR is the thing now.

>>60831591
I dunno never thought it would be that life changing seriously because the betting websites all had Fed cut as the most likely outcome.

>>60831687
Shut up jeet nobody cares about your pennyshit.

>>60831658
congrats babe. powell finally did the right thing. glad you took that risk.

>>60831667
Peter Thiel went all in, so you tell me faggot

What the fuck happened? What did he say?

>>60831685
yes

i will financially prosper

>>60831648
same
i was up a hundred on robinhood puts and sold on open, thinking “damn! SPY puts are cheap now!” and bought $638p.
Then I doubled down on $643p 0dte and. gave up after that lost 66% of its value.
Fuck this. Threw my remaining cash on hand into UVIX. At least maybe now my October copper index calls will print.

>>60831707
kill yourself

Market is misreading Powell's speech desu.

>>60831656
Not yet but I have open orders. Gonna buy another 10k next Thursday at market if they don't fill.

>>60831648
>>60831629
>>60831716
im down 500$ so far but im not selling, my puts are fucking worthless anyway fuck it
im broke already whats the worst thatll happen, be more broke?
it probably wont fucking go down by 4pm anyway as usual
i just wanted to make it but my inexperience made me fumble from 3k to 15k to 1k in a matter of months
that and my gambling addiction that i didnt know i had
that old senile powell fuck didnt even say anything that might pump the market its all fucking bullshit
maybe im just fucking retarded

fuck, i should have all inned spy 0dte calls. how will i ever keep up with inflation now?

>>60831707
That's still a guy with a penis.

FUCK YEAH ORCL WOOHOO

I didn't use a picture this time
how

>>60831560
Comptetitive Advantage on the market
>The competitive advantage is that they own Zeta Data Cloud that has about 2.4 billion consumer profiles, they have their own integrated marketing software that clients can use to reach out products to specific people that the database knows are interested based on AI pattern recognition. In order to have access to those 2.4B consumers, the client HAS to use Zeta's software. So losing clients basically doesn't happen and they already have a bunch of fortune 100 companies. They have been bragging about their AI long before Chat GPT and AI were mainstream which also proves they are original innovators and not just following the trend.
Why it's a good chance right now
>In 2024, FUD from a short-seller report was released against ZETA when it was at $35 skyrocketing, this crashed the stock over 50%. The very next day the report was released, ZETA made a report responding every accusation and proving they were lies.The market still had already reacted violently. Forgot the name of the short-seller report but it has gone against many companies and most end up being false allegations since they have no accountability and can make massive gains by shorting before releasing said report. The stock hasn't recovered since this but the fundamentals have been extraordinary.
Why I like it
>Fundamentals + Oversold stock due to false FUD + Competitive Advantage + Proven Working AI model + ZETA has been rebuying their stock the last couple months knowing its undervalued

>>60831713
>okay fine, I admit it, the S+P tanking would be worse than inflation going up a bit

>>60831727
no you're just retarded, rate cut = cheaper money = higher inflation = less valuable fiat = dump existing fiat into literally anything

I just realized AMD could easily pull a 20x and it's still be undervalued vs Nvidia.

Lmao it's a new paradigm, everyone is getting rich on the stock market, print more money, but somehow nobody can afford cars or homes or even find work and inflation is about to become 20% again

Hahahaha it's so bizarre, I keep buying stocks and they keep going up like mad, its amazing, I'm up so much this year it's unreal

>>60831731
>powell didnt even say anything that might pump the market its all fucking bullshit
A fool and his money are easily parted.

I wish I some yesterday

Im only up 2.2% so far

>>60831741
>Forgot the name of the short-seller report but it has gone against many companies and most end up being false allegations since they have no accountability and can make massive gains by shorting before releasing said report.
Citron "Research" huh?

>>60831742
>S+P tanking
>+10.5% YTD

>>60831747
by what metrics?

>>60831731
Ye, no clue. Somehow the ratecut even with 75% odds wasn't priced in and now got priced in again? Nobody knows. Priced in is a meme anyways. You know, last week it was at 85%, got down to 75% now back up to 89%. So basically 4% more justify the market being on the same level like last week even with the AI bullshit drama.

Im busting Jerry.

>>60831633
thats me!!!

>>60831747
the only problem is that ROCm sucks compared to CUDA and they don't have hardware that performs at the same level for AI inference. they _could_ fix those things, but they are going to be a distant second best until then.

>>60831694
Heh, cuck.

>>60831767
thats crazy bold to not index small cap value
AVUV is up 4%
that's amazing

>>60831757
Culper Reserach actually

Wtf is wrong with this nigger board? The world b0ught was being flagged as spam

My September PLTR $120 puts are now toilet paper, aren't they?
aren't they?
aren't they?
aren't they?
aren't they?
aren't they?

>>60831790
I think a lot of pajeet traders got their puts destroyed and it just got put in

>>60831793
did you know toilet paper is one of the most valuable commodities during a recession?

>>60831758
>dollar down by 9.87% YTD
The S&P being up is an illusion. Individual stocks may be beating the devaluation of the dollar, but the S&P barely is.

Do you guys invest as soon as you get your paychecks or do you wait for a specific day in the month?

>>60831799
hence why international stocks are up 23% YTD

>Worst PPI in months
>With great honor, pride and joy I'm able to tell you that the time has come to cut

>>60831790
Bought

>>60831374 (OP)
WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?

You fags are missing out on generational wealth with ETHZ.

>>60831806
right away
overtime waiting has been proven to be detrimental
and it helps you avoid FOMO if you stick with it

>>60831806
just set up your broker to automatically transfer funds every paycheck

>>60831815
Shut up faggot

>>60831822
eat my ass

>>60831815
>30% dilution
lol?

todays gains were not enough to cover the heart attack this market will give me

>go check out reddit
>all the memes are how powell will never cut
>"Puts are guaranteed to print!"
this is really funny

>>60831810
idk i see other people using it. But in my post it wouldn't post until I removed it.
I was simply trying to say I wished I bought more opendoor yesterday

>>60831831
To buy more ETH. Peter Thiel owns 7.5% of the company. Cope harder.

With this moon rally I need every single PLTR short to get cornholed and GAPED

>>60831843
why is a biotech company buying ETH

>>60831782
i dont wanna get exposed to the other garbage plus ur missing a lot of the price discovery if the smallcap is already in russell 2000

>>60831799
Making new ATHs even when you account for dollar devaluation is far from "tanking". Sometime line goes down, and that's ok

Would be funny if Powell announced a 500 bps cut in September.
>You fuckers wanted a cut? Here it is. Good fucking luck and godspeed.

>>60831455
Terrible idea for long term holding

>>60831848
please don't say that

lmao don't look at the EUR/USD, it tells it all. Literally Turkey soon.

>>60831839
Making money off retarded redditors is great. I'm all green.

>>60831848
You're rooting for the death of Truth, Life, and the American Way.

>>60831854
Probably wants to be the ETH MSTR.

>>60831859
That is just plain false. S&P in EUR is still 6% below ATH.

>>60831866
I want to see every PLTR short fully prolapsed. I want to see their colons on the fucking floor.

>>60831745
he never said hed do a rate cut today though so why the fuck did it pump
LITERALLY NOTHING EVER HAPPENS (to my portfolio, except losses)

>>60831749
post your 100 calls you bought this morning then genius redditor cuck
fuck you and your little faggot quips

>>60831762
literally said nothing of value, market is retarded again

>>60831876
>mfw i never used shitddit ever

>NVDA net profits are higher than their revenue yoy
>guys I think this competitor with nearly flat revenue in the past 3 years despite the sector boom is undervalued because its market cap number is 20x lower than NVDA

why would I buy a company that sits on ETH instead of buying ETH or an ETH ETF

>>60831883
I was just using the numbers he provided

Damn the US dollar is devaluing HARD

Most people dont realize that they are actually losing purchasing power, inflation is about to hit 15% annually, we are entering hyper inflation territory.

>>60831888
Because the market anticipates cuts, retard.

>>60831873
Euro rates are literally half american rates right now

>>60831895
>"Uh, line goes up therefore I make money"
t. American

>>60831888
The market (and bond market) are forward looking. Rate cuts are extremely likely at this point. Look at the CME Fedwatch https://www.cmegroup.com/markets/interest-rates/cme-fedwatch-tool.html
The market is pricing in a cut to 400-425 with a nearly 90% chance.

$5k in the gambling account. Give me some memes.

>>60831931
HGRAF

Man. I was using INTC for a reliable crab stock to buy and sell but their recent news fucked that up and now while I was patiently trying to find a new one everything pumps. At least the stuff I've still got went up.

desperate triple down on 9/2 SPY $645p

Why would rate cuts be confirmed given that the stock market is at an all time high?

They purposely cooked all the financial data to avoid anyone officially reporting that we are in a recession, so which is it!?

>>60831895
And then there are anons with international stocks laughing to the bank

>>60831931
ETHZ

h-henl-lo m-mister jer-jerome...
th-th-thank you fuh-fuh
*sob*
thank you!
today, you are a true fren

>>60831940
The labor market looks fubar

>>60831574
>IBKR
Why not use Robinhood?
>muh GME
From what I understood only Fidelity didn't block or or limit purchases.
>muh order flow sale
If you use IBKR Lite, then your order flow is being sold. Oh you pay for IBKR Pro or trade enough to generate the fees that let you not have to pay for it directly? Okay but how much are you paying to get live trading data? Lel.

>>60831931
>S&P500 goes up 1.x%
>dollar devalues against my currency by 1.x%
nothingburger

>>60831940
All irrelevant, always fight the Fed is the new rule.

>>60831899
and you magically anticipated that powell wouldnt be a massive senile faggot as usual?

>>60831926
finally an intelligent anwser
im gonna need a fucking cheat sheet to remember all this bullshit
so basically my puts today are fucking toilet paper
im broke anyway why would i need to learn anything
ill wait for GAMB and NXDR calls to make me rich in january then

>>60831941
will international stocks weather the inflation storm? i dont trust chyna, if we're doing bad, theyre likely doing worse.

>>60831926
Just like September of last year

>>60831956
>check GME
>down 25% YTD
Literally just hold spy and you're up 10%

>>60831971
International stocks act as a dollar hedge because they are all held in their local currency. So if the dollar shits 25% your assets go up in dollar terms by 25%

Hence why still like international small cap (AVDV) is up 33% YTD

>>60831971
which inflation storm? the US or their own?

Holy shit, I thought I had more time to buy the dip
It's over

>cutting rates just as inflation is about to soar due to pre-tariff inventory running out
literal erdoganomics

>>60831981
>spy ytd: 9.22%
>my ytd: 9.89%
join my discord for proven stock strategies to beat the market

>>60831956
>Why not use Robinhood?
it's so aids, I swear rh snitches on orders and rapes you. ibkr has some strange stuff but it's much lighter weight and more accurate than rh. rh has made me slip too many times.

>>60832030
just use a limit order?

>>60832033
Yeah, I'm sure that will stop them front running you.

MSFT is pathetic.

>>60832026
>imports are only 15% of GDP
Any month that nasty tariff policy will kick on
Aaaaaaany month now

>>60831966
Just stop being bearish, its that easy.
I made that realization years ago. Being bearish is essentially having the opinion that a majority of actors in the economy will do nothing or actively work against valuations going up. Everybody in the system wants to make money, and that means companies getting higher profits, better deals, and higher growth. All bullish concepts.
Being overall bearish is genuinely believing that a majority of players in the market have given up on making money.

>>60832027
Calm down Omaha

>>60832047
permabears are just realists. the whole stock market is fake and gay and they don't buy it. you can profit from the fake and gayness, just don't fall into the trap of believing its real.

>>60832043
I'm still holding 31 of them at $463
Should I just get rid of them finally?

>>6083193
>Give me some memes.

>>60831931

GAMB is at IPO prices despite being 5 times the company it was in 2021

>>60832047
>All bullish concepts.
what about preserving your money rather than making it explode in a fiery train crash?

>>60832047
the safest way to be bearish is to be bearish on individual stocks after analyzing its technicals, usually (bolling bands, RSI). then make your expiration at least a month out.

I hate this fucking market so much its unreal

So what if my portfolio is green, everything is going to cost twice as much in 3 years. Unbelievable I cant even focus at work because of this shit.

The winning move was to debtmaxx all along and buy the biggest house you could qualify for and let the FED print the debt away, its what all the wealthy people do - buy up shit with debt and let it inflate away, FUCK

>eat some chink snacks
>they have the company's HK exchange ticker printed on the back
shameless but honestly pretty smart

>>60831966
great point (not really) but basically when the september rate cut actually does happen there will likely be a modest gain in the market overall (because it has been mostly priced in). this is assuming its 25bps, obviously if its 50bps itll be another rocket day.

>>60832087

What ticker?

>>60831733
And who says you can’t have it all?

>>60832062
Markets are designed to go up over time unless you believe inflation and population increases don't exist. Youre swimming against the tide otherwise brotha

>>60832095
9985.HK

>>60832073
Is this that Reddit post organic or a paid promotion? One of these is extremely bullish, the other one isn't.

>>60832080
now if only my salary would increase with inflation

>>60832087
How good are the snacks? And be honest. This is financially impactful information.

>>60831946
>frog regains the will to live
inspiring

>>60832080
>So what if my portfolio is green, everything is going to cost twice as much in 3 years.
Considering I own the companies selling you your goods i'm pretty comfy

>>60832080
>The winning move was to debtmaxx all along and buy the biggest house you could qualify for and let the FED print the debt away, its what all the wealthy people do - buy up shit with debt and let it inflate away, FUCK
heh doing this with my student loan

>>60832103

I don't understand the question, it is a post I read on value investing sub leddit but I am very bullish on GAMB and keep accumulating :)

>"See is Jay wants to cum"
CNBC wild for that

>>60832106
chewy dough strips that are soaked in chicken broth and Lao gan ma style chili oil
totally my type and honestly pretty addictive, I'd give it 8.5/10
it's called Big Latiao Hot & Spicy

why is btc pumping on fed rate cut news. btc behaves literally like a more volatile spy.

>>60831946
don't sweat it big cheese
now score me some meth, i'm going to get fucked-up before going balls-deep into Pam Bondi

>>60831806
Right away. I don’t like hold cash any longer than necessary.

>>60832067
No real point in selling at that cost basis. It's growth will be slow, but line go up in perpetuity. I would only consider it if NVDA eats shit on earnings, which would let you gobble up the better AI company.
Of course, if you think AI is a bubble, MSFT is the safer option.

>>60831966
>and you magically anticipated that powell wouldnt be a massive senile faggot as usual?
Unironically yes.

>>60832125
Thank you for the reply

Alright, I fucked up this whole year, never bought any dips. I'm 100% cash and inflation is raping me. I didn't buy the dip this week, didn't buy the April dip, and I didn't even DCA all year.
My friends, I am paralyzed and I need a 100% market dip for me to buy into

>>60832125
>chili oil
buddy...that oil aint made out of no chili

ETHZ

>>60832100
way to miss the point bucko

>>60832162
0tde spy puts

>>60832168
why would i buy this instead of an ETH ETF? what's the advantage? their business model is just waiting for ETH to appreciate in value, right?

>>60832127
BTC is on corporate balancesheets now, so it's basically just a more volatile extension of the market, like a leveraged ETF. The correlation was already strong pre-pandemic, so this is totally unsurprising.

The VIX is dead.
Long live the VIX.

>>60832173
Good idea

>>60832135
how do you have liquid for red days?

>>60832175
Its called pajeet shilling

POOPOO HAS TOUCHED PEEPEE FROM BELOW
I REPEAT
POOPOO HAS TOUCHED PEEPEE FROM BELOW
CUMLINE POINTING DOWN
DO WITH THIS INFORMATION AS YOU WILL

>spy goes up
>eur/usd goes up
0% gains. thats life as an europoor kek

>>60832189
whats the best place to track poop and peep lines

>>60832175
follow the money faggot

>>60832164
yeah right, next you're gonna tell me there's no seafood in Rocky Mountain oysters

I hope everyone is making money today otherwise I don't know what to do with you

>>60832194
>not hedging for EUR

Shiggidü

There's no black swan coming.
Nothing ever happens.

You fuckers are always wrong about everything. You can set a watch by it.

>>60832162
Put ~5% of your cash into 9M puts AND calls on tech, spread them evenly. If the market continues to be fake and gay, your calls will offset the inflation on your cash. If the market corrects, your puts will print AND you'll get to accumulate. It literally can not go tits up.

Nothing ever happens are you're a bunch of fucking PANICANS

I want to inject some more money into my account but I also want to replace my stove with a new induction one...

>>60831895
There is a very recent and modern example with Turkey, but you're asking retards to look up at what happens when you fuck up with your money and the central bank. Sure, the Kebab Index went ballistic with 9000% gains, much like the S&P500 will go to 15 000pts. But then they have to pay their shiny shit and Switch 2 850$

kek wtf

>>60832218
Fuck me.

I'm so close to just FOMOing and going 100% into SPY because I tihnk they are preparing to hyperinflate the debt away

Recessions are not allowed, markets will never drop again, everything just SHOOTS UP IN A STRAIGHT LINE and has been for months

im ripping my hair out im so sick of this shit i just want to save money for the future but i have to gamble it instead on the most over-valued stock market evaluations in recent history

>>60832245
you should have gone full SPY since April anon...

>>60832230
Put your new stove on credit

>>60832135
How much do you keep in your checkings?

Disposal speak? What did he say?

I can stay longer retarded than the market ever will.

>>60832230
Get gas if you can. It's a little more pricey, but it feels like you're actually cooking. Induction feels like operating a more sophisitcated, gayer microwave.

>>60832277
Pretty sure gas would classify me as a terrorist here in Euroland. Haven't seen one other than in cottages.

what the fuck is happening?

>>60832265
I have reached the limit of my retardation. Cutting my losses on my 3M puts, rotating half into 9M, adding the rest to my cash pile I guess.

>>60832286
we in the beginning stages of a year long melt up

dear mr.soxl
pls pump it to 28.30 and keep it there for longer than half a second so i can keep this green going
im running out of $1 options to sell so the market inverts my position
i think they're catching on to my trick of calls on inverse etfs to pump the price up too kek
thanks

Should I hold my UVIX shares?
I'm down a lot.
There's no fear in the market.
No bad news.
Everything is perfect.

>>60832291
finally he will be right, just too early

lmao etherium

if you got fucked by celsius check your email
they just sent out the third distribution
paid in btc. 50% more than the last one.

>>60832162
Just zoom the charts out and realize that no matter what, if your time horizon is over 5 years then you'll make money

Why is everyone talking about muh efferiums?
You should be long PMs and silver.
This is financial advice.

>>60832309
down 18% here
just bought more
probably going to repeatedly sell covered calls until assigned

I sold too early, but still made good money. Can't complain. Seems like Bobo is winding up for a win. These all time highs have become a joke. Nothing Powell said we didn't already know.

>next week pic related

When USAR $20?

wow the market went nuts, bad day to get up at 9

mr. soxl please
theres less than an hour left

>>60832352

Mid next week :)

GRRR about to do a lil something as well

As is GAMB

>>60831966
>ill wait for NXDR calls to make me rich in january then
checked. and rich you will be, anon.

On UVIX I'm down $10,500 in one account and $5,100 in my Roth IRA

so much for rate cuts already being priced in

>>60832189
>3x
Is this a good indicator? Genuine question I am a retard.

>>60832385
down $316 here not counting money lost on calls. the amount is low due to being poor from being a bear this year

All you need to look at to demonstrate that this market is retarded is to look at how solar stocks are pumping despite Trump's announcement that no new projects will be permitted.

>>60832385
>trading vola indices in his retirement stuff
That's why the market is like this

>>60832349
As an experienced bobo: no the fuck we aren’t

to be fair solar is completely fucking retarded
>t. SRO

>POWELL
>PIVOT

>>60831599
nobody cares.

>>60832186
I collect dividends throughout the month. I generally have some extra for red days.
>>60832255
The equivalent of $300. Do people really still have checks these days?

crypto is my retirement plan

>>60832411
>As an experienced bobo: no the fuck we aren’t
Explain.

>>60832116
I'm about to do this with a new house. Nearly 500k but I expect in 5 years that inflation will make it feel more like I paid 350k for it (in today's dollars).

today:
>sold robinhood put for profit
>bought spy puts
>shower
>think “wait, the job data fiasco might have been important”
>exit shower
>lost a big chunk of money
>double down on $643p 0dte
>double my losses
>go to work
>triple down on a hail mary $645p expiring 9/2
>financial pain

The pumpings will continue until morale improves.

Financially ruined

>>60832443
people feel reassured that in just two more weeks money and credit will finally be had for FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE again and you're going short?

Canada is removing all retaliatory tariffs on US goods btw
This is another reason why it's pumping

What I've learned the last 3 years:
Don't short the stock market
Don't buy puts.
Don't buy BOIL.
Don't buy UVIX.

>>60832460
Sorry.
In 2022 I became a permabear.
I can't stop shorting.

From up to 3k realized these 3 months back to 800 realized. All gains given away. Fuck me. I need to relax, sell 20 delta puts and chill.

>>60832428
>Do people really still have checks these days?
Have to for property taxes.

Stop panicking about inflation. If you annualize the monthly CPI prints you get a CPI of around 2.4-2.7% YoY. The Federal Funds Rate is 4.25-4.5. It's supposed to be right around the inflation rate! We can have 100bp of cuts without any major issues.

>>60832468
>Financially ruined
That's the third time this week.

Isnt Berkshire still sitting in a mountain of cash because of "muh impending crash"?

DEPLOY THE REVERSE V

>>60832507
no such thing

>>60832498
Also going from say 4-5% is nothing. It was the shock of going from 0.25-4.5% that obliterated everything

>>60832512

ʌ

>>60832443
call a gambling hotline if tere is one in your cunt

>>60832518
Not just that, but also halting QE and starting QT.

>>60832030
>slip
Have you heard of the guy who IBKR didnt stop from inputting a purchase worth more than his account?
>skill issue
Kek at not having such safe guards in place

>>60832507
dead australian cat bounce

Trump was supposed to start speaking at noon.
Maybe he will say something to knock the market down.

>>60832471
Oh snap you're right. That is amazing.
Look at the canadian subreddit lol they are so depressed

NiGRRRs will inherit the earth

Thank Vishnu I'm green again :)

What happened?
Another Episode of buy the rumor sell the news

>>60832525
see how small it is lmao

>>60832438
Why would it dump? Market is extremely confident, the crab and sell off the past two weeks was low volume and low conviction, Jackson hole reassured that the economy is fine and they will in fact be cutting rates. TA and fundamentals paint a good picture

There will never be another bear market again.
We will just get little pull backs of 10-20 points and they will be bought up within 2 weeks.

>>60832551
/\

>>60832540
Their whole country elected their current leader on nothing but the idea he'd stand up to Trump. Of course they're melting down about it. Good news is that it'll let US goods flood their markets again so only profit for the US.

>>60832551

Its cold

>>60832570
If i remember correctly, their economy is 70% real estate (lol) and government spending (lmao)
If you add on the resource exports it gets to 90%

Their economy literally does not exist

>He didn't buy GRRR
>He didn't buy USAR
>He didn't buy AT

And I bet he isn't buying GAMB at these generational lows.

>>60832589
Lel dont foreigners and foreign countries buy thst up? Are there stocks to invest in canadian real estate? Those prices will probabpy go up maybe.

>>60832606
Yes they have a massive chinese investment problem

>>60832597
shut the fuck up

>>60832540
I will gladly sacrifice my puts to begin the day of the rake.

>>60832553
>Why would it dump?
Cause line go up, so line go down. Traders dominate the market. While the record 401k contributions make it go back up.

>Berkshire sold stock early because they expected Kamala to win and corporate tax to go up
>instead Trump won and lowered it lmao so they paid extra taxes early for no reason
>they also missed the pump sitting on that cash
>they have $250 billion in stock but $357 billion in cash
>$357 billion in cash with rate cuts coming cutting those interest payments
>they have to find a way to invest that at all time highs after missing the pump
Whoops

>>60832400
thats just MA cross

>>60832162
UNHG is currently dipped at 75% discount. This your last chance.

>>60832209
Mr. Jerome please just add an extra three 0's to my bank account. No further questions.

>>60832589
And they are almost as jeeted as bongistan.

>FOMC
>Powell wants to cut after his gay speech tdoday
>Coalition of the Unwilling, led by Bostic says no
>Outweigh Powell and his faggotgang Waller, Bowman and who else might join by 1 vote
>market collapses -10%

>>60831529
I don't even know what that means.

Slow day on smg? Someone bake some bread Im hungry

>>60832744
We're in mourning. King Cobra died.

NEW THREAD

NEW THREAD

NEW THREAD

>>60832763

>>60832763

>>60832763

NEW THREAD

NEW THREAD

NEW THREAD

>>60831529
>30Y bond cert 13x
U.S.-listed leveraged ETF/ETN, structured note, or a forex product?

>>60832641
350B in bonds which increase in value when rates get cut.

>>60832641
The market is overvalued , and they only buy things for fair value or below. Bull markets are hard times for value investors . They will be waiting on the side to slurp when the day of rekoning comes .

>>60832641
imagine thinking youre smarter than buffett

>>60832641
>$357 billion in cash
357B in cash-equivalent t-bills whose yields have lowered significantly since he bought them?

>>60832641
they've already been on a buying spree you dipshit, don't you pay attention to anything?

>>60831946
the good ending!!