Thread 60835015

Market's closed edition

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>Boomer Investing:
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https://brickfact.com/blog/guides/investing-in-lego
https://www.tresna.co.uk/blog/rarest-bmx-bikes.htm
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https://brokerchooser.com/
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>Anons contemplating sudoku
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https://www.psychiatry.org/patients-families/suicide-prevention

Previous >>60832763

>>60835015 (OP)
So, what are you fellas up to these days?

>>60835028
waiting to get back to ATH of two weeks ago.

So, how does this work. A thread is open for 5-6 hours, pretty much dead despite this retardrallyeday, but 3 faggots are just waiting to open a new thread for nobody or what?

>>60835081
people like forcing things down your throat. posting in someone's thread is passive approval of their bullshit.

Alright, this is the real thread

>>60835087
Posts went over 310, I make thread then. I don't know about the other guys.

>>60835314
>I make thread then
I skip the pedo crap and look for these.

>>60835028
Sold Altria and Bat - not sure if wise, but made a lot of profit plus divs for 3 years. It just seemed ripe. Maybe I was wrong.

Invest in Milk and milk related stocks. Including fat bitches.

>>60835343
smol teeth

>>60835361
I’m 150% leveraged to the Indonesian stock Ultrajaya Milk Industry & Trading Company. Also been gooning to ugly fat bitches. It’s worth 14 trillion Indonesian dollars

I wanted to rotate out of a stock without paying capital gains. I did a limit order at the purchase price and it executed for slightly higher. Now I have to fork over money for niggers and Israel.

>>60835426
calculate how many shares to sell of a loser stock to offset the gain, pay not taxes.

>>60835447
All that dudes stocks are loser stocks

anyone still bag holding this crap?

>>60835456
Haha, imagine being one of the idiots who bought the top. Couldn't be any of us, right guys?

>>60835462
>Couldn't be any of us, right guys?
I dumped my bag Monday morning near the peak.
Looking for the next pump

>>60835296
interesting week ahead. thought mag7 always reported pretty close in time to each other.

>>60835537
>>60835296
I'm a little sad WMT underperformed, but I guess when the local bottom is found I'll buy some calls

>>60835546
>I'll buy some calls
How far out? I have only sold call or puts.

>>60835546
are you that guy with like 100 wmt shares? the wmt wagie in canada?

>>60835546
Consumer defensive, namely stores and distributors, are going to underperform I feel. All of them front loaded merchandise because they bought into the tariff panic in Q2, so their bottom lines are eventually going to reflect that.

>>60835576
they already are. PPI was almost a full percent higher in one month.

>>60835584
Continue to, then.

>>60835576
>going to underperform I feel
I hear lots of illegals have left and are leaving. Emergency rooms are empty, flea markets are empty, lots of smaller stores doing poorly.

>>60835589
fed did say they are seeing immigration patterns taking effect in supply and demand which was interesting to me. I remember people crying, "think of the economy! who will pick the crops?! I hope you like $20 dozen eggs!" and my best argument was there would also be less demand for those things eventually

>>60835128
Unironically some countries have been utterly buttfucked by US interest rates.
Like even $100 would genuinely help someone make it through the month.
I'm hoping my divvyfolio can produce a nice, safe consistent $300-500 per month for me to just give away to extended family back home (2nd gen immigrant not brown fyi)
I think alleviating even 0.00001% of suffering in this world is a direct blow to the international Jew.

Possible scenarios:
>Inflation goes down, unemployment low
>We cut
>Market party

>Inflation stagnant, but unemployment going up strong
>we cut
>Market???

>Inflation picking up, employment weakening = "balance" (in unwelcome circumstances"
>We cut
>Market parties

Basically it doesn't matter why they cut, but just that they cut. It's the worst scenario and the market is still happy

>>60835602
>I'm hoping my divvyfolio can produce a nice, safe consistent $300-500 per month for me to just give away to extended family back home (2nd gen immigrant not brown fyi)
geeeg

>>60835456
My 200 shares were green today for awhile. I'll let them burn for the fun of watching. Wouldn't be the first time.

>>60835679
>pasts

>>60835296
>wednesday
our doom approaches

>>60835890
>Earnings:
Giga-miss
>Guidance:
Good
>S&P500:
+1.5%

How do you get access to trading during closed hours?

>My friend and his dad went for a small lunch to McDonalds

>Oreo mcflurry and 6 mcnuggets for dad
>Friend only got 10 piece nugget meal, large fries and coke

>It was FUCKING $18

The dollar is collapsing bros, bearish

>>60836151
Visit your local synagogue

>>60835028
At work...

>>60836151
Do you have a minute to talk about a new exciting startup? It’s called Hydrograph, $HG and it’s just about to get off the ground like Leo Frank.

is it safe to assume NVDA will be red regardless of earnings?

Is it too late to invest in ASTS?

>>60836193
Yes go all in on puts on market open

>>60835456
I'm still up by about 50%, will hold at least until listing on NASDAQ, if not forever.

>>60835602
>not brown fyi
yellow?

>>60836203
Anon, it never reached 4$, how is it gonna get listed?

>>60835679
Can someone AI remove the glasses? I'm at work so I can't...

>>60836206
There's still time, anon said that listing should happen in Q1 or Q2 next year.

I fucking woke up randomly remembering the tranny jannies blocked me from posting because I posted my asian ladyboy gf on here. Fuck those faggots, there is nothing gay about asian ladyboys.

I see relatively The Big Short content posted here but why is seemingly noone into Boiler Room? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1TtPwg_mys
Way better energy

50k ISA transfer into IBKR is done fellas, time to Bogle it up. Any recs for aggressive Euroshit domiciled indexes?
>>60836168
Maccies is now like Dominoes where if you don’t structure your order with deals you’re a boomer retard

>>60836205
Levant

Slow day today, been slow day tomorrow~

>>60836192
>just about to get off the ground like Leo Frank

>>60836199
>Is it too late to invest in ASTS?
No, but the first 10x is over. ASTS is going to provide a service to the big telecoms not compete with them. ASTS was going to go more moderate with the sat build and launch schedule but because of the military contracts and demand for their serivce they are going all out to build and launch. If a rocket blows up it will really set them back because they plan to launch 5-8 sats at a time. I have 1,300 shares and expect this to be a $100 stock next year as its service gets started. If I new about it when it was $5 I would have 10,000 shares already.

Threads are insanely slow compared to the manic shilling from this week. Are the punjabi posters currently in the crypto threads now

who /sbet/ here

>>60837527
I’m still here fudding my bags.

>>60837539
the retard that made that pic misspelled HydroGraph

>>60837527
>Are the punjabi posters currently in the crypto threads now
They probably kys after losing their life savings of $20. But worry not, there are 1.5 billion scammers to replace him and spam yet another pump and dump, or some shitcoin.

>>60837530
They're doing that stock buyback, right?

>>60837609
I can’t speak for the others but given the steep drop off in shilling it seems many realized that the better play is to fud since we could be in an accumulation phase. If not we can say that we knew it was a scam the whole time and save face for the next world changing tech scam. I’m not sure, I am only brown presenting so I can’t think like them exactly.

>>60837619
yeah

anybody shorting natgas here?

>>60837648
All of the natgas traders have killed themselves

I currently am in possession of 100k . I want to full port into tqqq or qqq long dated in the money options . Can anyone smarter than me tell me why this will not work for excellent returns.

someone please design deadcatbounce-chan

What’s your annualized rate of return? Have you ever calculated it?

>>60837711
last time i checked
>10x in 10 years for my roth (26%)
>7x in 10 year for my individual (22%)

>>60837717
What have you been doing ?

>>60837711
>What’s your annualized rate of return?
your broker should be able to calculate it for you

>>60837740
Jesus christ what have you been doing ?

>>60837740
moving stuff between accounts loses that history, at least in Schwab. so stuff like merges/rollovers or moving into taxable account with an attached checking account.
actually even moving from td ameritrade into schwab nuked my history. it's pretty annoying.

>>60837717
Good stuff. I just discovered the XIRR formula in excel. Pretty neat since sites don’t really provide you these numbers.
>>60837740
They don’t give you many viewing options. I like breaking it down by each fund.

>>60837730
nothing special. bought Nvidia on a whim in 2016 (not enough, of course) and held it through the thick and thin.
then the roth, no idea how it got like that. tech I guess. maybe i bought META at the right time, i should go figure it out....

If you think HGRAF wont hit $10 eoy you are basically retarded

>>60837787
i low key wanna make foid cattle suffer

>>60832782
I don't know if you're still here anon, but here.

https://www.ingturbo.pl/produkty/PLINGNV82552
It was this. Euro stuff is pretty degenerate.

>HGRAF
>”You have holdings”

>>60837805
Thanks anon. I'm in burgerland so not sure if such instruments are readily available. Guessing your position most likely gained value following Powell’s speech

>>60837861
Fill my cup wagie these heavy blonde bags are comfy af.

>>60837876
nice slop baggie

Weekend morning run to give SOXL my energy
Cam on NVDA sell some fookin' GPUs!
Cam on Jerome lower some fookin' rates!

>>60837885
What tracker is this ?

>>60837893
App that comes with a Garmin watch
Stock ticker: GRMN

>>60835605
>Inflation stagnant, but unemployment going up strong
>we cut
Market parties because nobody cares about fart-sniffing niggers being fired from McD. McD makes no money. Nvidia does.

Any cut is bullish. Any further cock teasing is bearish.

>>60835296
Webull reporting on Thursday too.

>>60835555
>>60835566
Yeah, that's me, I have 125 actually

>how far out
I dunno, when I'm long its usually 120+ dte, when I'm short 30-45 dte. I usually target 60-70 delta long (w weekly confirmation) or 20-30 short

>>60837946
damn nigga took you long enough to reply. I think that's cool asf though. keep stacking, maybe one day youll be a board member for walmart.

>>60837745
>what have you been doing ?
the spike up at the beginning was AMC, I was too late for GME (at least in my opinion, so I put some money on AMC and dumped it when it spiked). The downward trend was due to PLTR and LCID. I took the loss on LCID sold at a loss and reinvested the remaining and those paid off. And around that time PLTR started gaining again. the sharp increase about Jan25 was PLTR going to 60 and I sold it to capture the gains and bought into ATT and someothers which have gained well. Most of my mone is earning like 4% in an ETF of government treasuries - this is safety to protect from any major losses. After PLTR hit about 114 then delined to 85 I bought in again. I have no problem selling any stock to lock in gains and establish a new floor. Sometimes I do nothing for weeks or a month or two, sometimes I swing trade, rarely day trade. My luck could change, I have expectations of good choices going forward, so I play mostly a defensive game to capture and keep any big gains.

>>60837745
>what have you been doing ?
I should add I had my share of losers too, but the losers were -50%, but the winners were +2-10x so they gains offest the losses by far. That is actually part of my strategy, how to try to minimize potential/actual losses and maximize potential gains. I am taking an ass pounding on CRWV, but I believe long term it will pa off so I am holding.

>>60837782
Guess I'm retarded cause I think it's going to $80.

>>60837993
>I'm retarded cause I think it's going to $80
Based on what, and in what time frame? No vauge garbage, be specific.

>>60837680
>I want to full port into tqqq or qqq long dated in the money options
That's gambling, not investing. Your question means you do not have enough experience with options. Play it safe to protect your money. Maybe make some riskier plays with $5k at most to learn and develop skill at investing.

>>60837639
>accumulating a shitty penny stock of a company run by a cum dumpster
sure thing, bud.

>>60838060
Maybe in event of a bankruptcy she'll give out blowjobs as liquidated assets.

>>60838068
>she'll liquidate your assets if you know what I mean

Should I invest in APPL? It's probably gonna go up a lot soon with the iPhone 17 reveal.

Buy NVDA weeklies 8/29 185C

SeekingRetards has spoken

>>60838001
If you take the delta of expiration range and divide it by EPS times current P/E then add back in depreciation the P/B equals $80.

>>60838160
>EPS
how much are their current earnings?

>>60838149
>muh revenue
you just know these retards will chase hardcore next year

Should I listen to this retard who says he knows investing and how to evaluate businesses and HyrdoGraph is the best growth opportunity he has seen in 40 years? So Hydrograph is better than Amazon, Ebay, PLTR, Google, Meta? You have to be a special kind of stupid to listen to this kind of sad pump desperation.

>>60838132
>options
lol
I'm using degenerate leveraged certs. Your shitty options can't beat those.

>>60838149
Nice. This could help drive her down to lower end of her healthy range, might even dip into underweight territory. The price was unaffected by the negative earnings, as expected, but that was a good piece of fud in the first part of last week. And despite her inexperience Kjirstin didn’t say anything over the top or retarded on the webinar. So not much fud material there either. If Kevin stops spilling the tea it could crab for another month or three. But he likes to run his trap since he put his reputation on the line and has a short temper. Pun intended.

>>60838208
Exactly. The science is fake and gay. And who still trusts experts after the covid fiasco? This thing is clearly a scam designed to distract normies from buying silver.

>>60838210
>Leaf Garbage pumping Part II
Big Don would approve. Is that company still around?
Maybe I'll buy a hundred-dollar bag of this horseshit and help you shill it.

simpbros yall ready for private dinner night pics?

>>60837958
Yeah sorry, I blame the slow weekend plis thread split
My idea was to get an extra 1-2% yield per year on option premium, not be greedy and get a little extra juice longterm. First year I did it they closed ITM and I didnt rebuy them and they rocketed past 75$ and I missed about $1700 of gains.

WMT matches 15% payroll contributions, up to a max of $1800 USD (so about $240 from them per year). In practice, it gives me about a 13% downside buffer before I lose money. My ACB is about $70

Gotta watch my TFSA contributions too. I had a TFSA transfer within TD count as a deposit/withdrawl combo and got dinged

>>60838423
That should be mandatory reading around here.

>>60838309
Anon, I don't want to doomsay your position, but I think consumer defensives like Walshart will turn into steaming piles of burning dogshit the longer time goes on.

TFR is below replacement rates. Walshart and other defensives rely on constant growth of population to grow themselves. More consumers, more profits.

Now what if consumers are old fucks who die off, and the young consumers refuse to fuck?

I would like to thank that anon that made me laugh so hard when he wrote HGARF was moving to a new business park located in Austin Texas so they could get acetylene pumped directly into their new building. I have not lol'd that hard in a long time.

I need tickers of companies that amount to funny grunting and moaning sounds. Stuff like GRRR.

Bonus points if they are profitable.

Who else is buying tardstocks

You will be buying Opendoor on Monday, right?

>>60838486
?

>>60838174
over 17 big ones in Q2

How does one fix a life that seems impossible to fix? Money seems to be the only solution to being unhappy.

>>60838503
Nah

>>60838534
Nice dude.
I bought mine at like 3.50

>>60838539
This is my grudge play because the first run to $5 costed me 50k. Current situation is kinda bad with a potential squeeze but mm and hedge funds will find a way to kill retails asap, i have no doubt in my mind

>>60838529
If you take care of your body, eat right, and exercise, the universe won’t need to try as hard to keep you alive. A stron connection to the structure of religion, for example the teachings of Christ, will keep you focused and pure. This results in fortune naturally coming to you.

>>60838499
Nexstar and Tegna Inc are both big media companies with a loyal base of negro viewers.

Bullish for nominal asset prices.
>Bearish for real GDP.

>>60838557
I was surprised that they didn't kill it yesterday afternoon.

>>60838529
Just live simply and play the cards you are dealt. Money doesnt buy happiness, but it gives you more options and choices, which then DO lead to happiness.

>>60838468
I think thats a symptom of the modern world (and especially western nations). Its a systemic problem and the current capitalist model thrives on infinite growth. I believe current inflation is tied to projected growth - population declines so more inflation is needed to make number go up. As long as its not cash or pennyshit, I should do alright

For WMT specifically, theyre turbojews about keeping cost down, and economy of scale. Theyll find alpha there, and also logistics and geographic distribution.

Personally I think AI and automation is the future and my main port is roughly equal weighted WMT, bonds, and materials/energy/metals

>>60838580
Same, could be a setup for giga monday morning pump into rug pull

>>60838260
>GEIC
I don’t think she works at the geek.

Kevin needs to have an intern check his tweets. He routinely confuses there/their and every time I see that it makes me want to market sell my entire bag. Do Canadians not make the distinction?

Speaking of leafs, in the next few days I plan to start an HGRAF containment thread over on /bant/ if the jannies allow it. I won’t mind a tit if someone beats me to it. Stuck phoneposting until Monday. We need flags. Making a general here won’t work as /biz/ is not for shilling, only fudding, imo.

>>60838589
I think it probably dumps right off the bat. It's easy for me to dismiss it since I already made some money, but the temptation to jump back something like is a constant for me; I try to be protective of my gains.
I think it's going to behave similar to BBAI, where the price movement gets stuck in a range familiar to bag holders

>>60838616
Youre gonna make it, protecting your risk is rhe most important thing, and there are always new opportunities.
Reminder that Newton double dipped and got clobbered