>>60835327 (OP) >girlfriend says stop staring at charts >me on memecoin dextools >candles printing like god himself is painting them >pretend to close the laptop >actually open it again in the bathroom >sheβll never understand
>>60835327 (OP)
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>be me with wife at bar having good time >some 5' 4" dude walks across the dance floor during karaoke carrying some beers back from the bar >Guy singing karaoke stops singing and says "Look at that little short dude!" >Entire place erupts in laughter
I told my wife I don't know how he didn't go home and kill himself that night.
I can unironically walk down the street for 10 seconds and see a couple where the guy is short. They're everywhere. I'm starting to think you guys live in a different reality.
>>60835327 (OP)
One time at the grocery store I saw a short dude who was like 5'7 or something trying to reach something on the top shelf but couldn't. I grabbed it for him expecting a thank you and all he said was "I didn't need your help" and walked off.
Yes you did need my help you fucking ungrateful midget.