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Anonymous (ID: LparIjgX) No.60835594 >>60835614 >>60835791 >>60835801 >>60835830 >>60835834 >>60835842 >>60836094 >>60836104 >>60836164 >>60836293
When you jack off, you are touching an erect penis and getting sexual pleasure out of it. It's gay.
Anonymous (ID: Q73ZPN7p) No.60835614
>>60835594 (OP)
> Business & Finance
Anonymous (ID: HFr8c4mP) No.60835791 >>60836580
>>60835594 (OP)
Don't forget incest.
Anonymous (ID: G7tmHJQ9) No.60835801
>>60835594 (OP)
So it's straight if the penis is flaccid? Noted
Anonymous (ID: D32lN1eo) No.60835830
>>60835594 (OP)
men have a Y and X chromosome
it's only gay if you touch the dick (Y) with the Y part of the hand
Anonymous (ID: lhqaRYZS) No.60835834
>>60835594 (OP)
If you hold a kegal squeeze long enough you coom. No touching required.
Anonymous (ID: f6C9NHS1) No.60835836 >>60835854 >>60835967 >>60836215
Basically every hand in the planet has had a penis in it.
Anonymous (ID: zRkTXc1O) No.60835842
>>60835594 (OP)
Actually I'm getting sexual pleasure from a man's hand touching my erect penis.
Anonymous (ID: B5b5UNsq) No.60835854 >>60836071
>>60835836
>in
Anonymous (ID: LwiZvb9C) No.60835967
>>60835836
I will never be able to shake hands again without remembering this sobering truth
Anonymous (ID: lhqaRYZS) No.60836071 >>60836084
>>60835854
Yes you ESL jeet faggot, in. You hold things in your hand
Anonymous (ID: XwT75Ipf) No.60836084 >>60836098
>>60836071
I’m ESL and you are incorrect. Other native English speakers will agree with me. Enjoy!
Anonymous (ID: Wbkozny5) No.60836094
>>60835594 (OP)
Literally everyone uses their female hand to jack off though, that's the whole reason for it
Anonymous (ID: lhqaRYZS) No.60836098 >>60836187
>>60836084
Indians aren’t native English speakers fucking faggot
Anonymous (ID: cyGrQ+C9) No.60836104
>>60835594 (OP)
Not if you wear gloves
Anonymous (ID: PokS/7I/) No.60836164
>>60835594 (OP)
I know I want to stop but I always relapse. I also hate women a lot so it's extra frustrating being attracted to them.
Anonymous (ID: XwT75Ipf) No.60836187 >>60836273 >>60836521
>>60836098
You feel anger “in your heart”
You have a lot “on your mind”
These are expressions, not physical descriptions.

You could say, “every man in the room” or every man “in the vehicle”

It gets dicey when you start saying “every man in the train”

But it’s clearly retarded to say, “every hand in the planet.”

I’m sorry your American public education failed you.
Anonymous (ID: qzYXwCEh) No.60836215
>>60835836
whoa
Anonymous (ID: cEQXRaao) No.60836273
>>60836187
>every man in the tram
>every hand in the land
ftfy
Anonymous (ID: 5wpptpRc) No.60836293
>>60835594 (OP)
Daily reminder that every girl you kiss has had a penis in her mouth, and possibly loads of cum.
Anonymous (ID: gkmgWT16) No.60836521
>>60836187
horee shit are you even human?
Anonymous (ID: a0jvaGjW) No.60836522 >>60836576
best thread on /biz/
Anonymous (ID: w1FdKhqS) No.60836557
Why are EPL so weird ?
Anonymous (ID: UmegCn3j) No.60836562
>english penis language
Anonymous (ID: zpKvZLti) No.60836567
Every time you masturbate you’re jacking off a man. Wow it’s so gay
Anonymous (ID: Fry4GsoE) No.60836576
>>60836522
Until the jannies wake up lmao
Anonymous (ID: 0wfLDzWi) No.60836580
>>60835791
fucked a 23yo this week who told me she was molested by her step mom.

> feels shame
> wanted to write a thank you note to her parents.