Thread 60835730

>be me
>wanting switch 2 so bad, been dreaming of it for months
>no job, no money, only ramen and regret
>remember i have like $50 in based pepe from some meme impulse buy months ago
>shrug.jpg
>check chart
>it’s mooning
>within a week, $50 turns into $700
>heart.exe has stopped working
>withdraw funds, buy switch 2 + some launch games
>delivery day arrives
>open box, smell new console
>feel like a billionaire in a ramen-stained apartment
>mfw the frog literally funded my dopamine
>spend evening playing launch games
>realize this is peak degenerate luck
>based pepe saved christmas, birthday, and my soul

a manchild i can respect
using his luck to buy the console he wants
but proclaiming it your xmas gift is baffable

Cope… I saw that chart too, didn’t touch it
could’ve been me

rare nintendo pdf w, play some mario kart world on dead servers LMFAO

>>60835730 (OP)
I bought a Switch 2 last month just to take pictures of it to flex on a redditor I was arguing with. Then gave it away to my neighbor. I wish I would've known you so I could have just given it to you.