Thread 60835843

how do i get a pointless email-forwarding job that makes 6 figures

You can't. Do-nothing CS jobs are finally going extinct.

theyre mostly reserved for women. you get the harder job that pays less because fuck you

>>60835843 (OP)
get some itty bitty titties and dilator

>be in a frat and ask your brothers
>be an attractive woman
>be an ugly women but have a nice personality
>socialize-max at bars and shit praying you make a close friend and get a connection there.
>(very niche but can work) "accidentally" send them your baseball montage and joking mention you have won company softball tournaments before.
>go through the humiliation ritual of asking every family member you know if they know anyone hiring for office jobs
uhhh i think those are it

>>60835843 (OP)
>>60835866
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>>60835880

They dont exist. Stop falling for incel demoralization.

>>60835843 (OP)
I have an 80k one. I sit on my ass all day as a security supervisor for a FAANG company. I eat all their food and snacks and then send a pre-formatted email to my account manager. Editing it takes 5-10 minutes.

Occasionally I have to write an incident report and act serious but it’s mostly just sitting in a room and watching YouTube

>>60835985
Sounds kickass.

>>60835966
They literally do though you just need to be a ceo's son or daughter

>>60835843 (OP)
I’m a finance manager. I don’t do anything all day but the work is starting to pile up so much and I’m so out of my depth and overwhelmed that I just stopped trying. 15 years career down the drain. Sometimes it’s not worth it to take a promotion

>>60836578
Don't worry everything's shutting down anyway. Pretty soon we're all gonna be neets

>>60836578
I applied for and took a promotion with the full intention of quitting in 6 months and using it to land a high-paying consultant job.
I fucking hate my former employer so much, that I did it all to spite them.