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Anonymous (ID: +L1ugOWQ) No.60836920 >>60836940 >>60837011 >>60837024 >>60837033 >>60837085
>Scrum Master & Agile Coach
Anonymous (ID: w7BMmFXZ) No.60836923
Scrum Coach, Agile Master
Anonymous (ID: L/zeGIea) No.60836940 >>60837035
>>60836920 (OP)
Good grift if you have people skills only and not much more to offer
Anonymous (ID: RNxcGxJb) No.60837011
>>60836920 (OP)
Scrotum Master, Ass Coach
Anonymous (ID: wtHeYjMA) No.60837019
A fancy name for secretary.
Anonymous (ID: qBCY+MOJ) No.60837024 >>60837036 >>60837046 >>60837068
>>60836920 (OP)
>ok what did you do today
>any roadblocks
>ok that will be 150k a year
Anonymous (ID: pBJ0/2/A) No.60837033 >>60837039
>>60836920 (OP)
>agile games
OCPD (ID: XjwjUDVh) No.60837035 >>60837357
>>60836940
Me
Anonymous (ID: wtHeYjMA) No.60837036
>>60837024
There are decent ones who are borderline project managers. Clearing up the backlog, bridging the communication etc.
Anonymous (ID: U2yB6IJK) No.60837039
>>60837033
>planning poker
Anonymous (ID: 3ZgV2fKQ) No.60837046
>>60837024
>150k a year for fucking nothing
I wish that was me.
Anonymous (ID: ji4qEXPF) No.60837068
>>60837024
don't forget
>no accountability
Anonymous (ID: oChh5Isb) No.60837085
>>60836920 (OP)
>Scrum Master & Agile Coach
Not an actual role in any tech company I've worked at across 10 years (I go for mid-high TC), although one place contracted some coaches who were these boomer grifters. We all flew out to the bay area office to attend an onsite for it, out of all things lol.
Anonymous (ID: fBVnoZGi) No.60837114 >>60837129
My last project manager caused me to burn out and cry myself at 6 am.
This fucking retard was completely clueless, i am a good dev not yet senior but i always manage to do shit. I like to do things well and build tests. I don't think this idiot understand the concept of test. After a while he decided i was too slow, gave me the work of 3people, and started stressing for impossible deadlines. I quit 2 months after this behaviour started. This guy ruined the project (web3 stuff) now my replacement is probably going to end up doing stupid shit because most devs can't be bothered to understand the code they work on
OCPD (ID: XjwjUDVh) No.60837129 >>60837132 >>60837134
>>60837114
You are probably living in a dream world where time for your tests and other nonsense are compatible with a target driven business.

It doesn't matter if you understand or are happy with the project, what matters is the work is delivered on time and the client pays for it.
Anonymous (ID: ZkIU/FsG) No.60837132 >>60837254
>>60837129
Can you please stop posting all of your posts are irrelevant garbage and to make matters worse you put your stupid name on them
Anonymous (ID: fBVnoZGi) No.60837134 >>60837254 >>60837292
>>60837129
and you are probably living in the dream world where human can work beyond their limits without breaking down, and where you can produce quality software without sufficient time.
Behind every bug, exploit, and boeing crash there is an uppity idiot like you
Also gj flagging yourself on an anon forum
OCPD (ID: XjwjUDVh) No.60837254
>>60837134
>>60837132
INCEL losers
Anonymous (ID: PmSmOoVR) No.60837272 >>60837291
How do I get one of these jobs? Any certs needed? I'm assuming it's too oversaturated by now? Yes I do have some experience in tech and a CS degree if that helps.
Anonymous (ID: 9ex3nmTt) No.60837291
>>60837272
PMP, Agile and Scrum certs and a full understanding that most agile projects are doomed to failure from the beginning.
Anonymous (ID: +L1ugOWQ) No.60837292 >>60837383
>>60837134
>web3 monkey compares herself to Boeing engineers
Anonymous (ID: z2KEFVyl) No.60837297
>faked my resume and lied to get scrum master role
>am circumcised and don't actually produce scrum
I'm not keeping this job am I
Anonymous (ID: c4TWh03w) No.60837357 >>60837409
>>60837035
You might be a "people person" irl but you are an absolute psycho on this site dude.
Anonymous (ID: fBVnoZGi) No.60837383
>>60837292
what?
can't read retardo?
OCPD (ID: XjwjUDVh) No.60837409 >>60837499
>>60837357
Why did Sergey pay for his Wikipedia page to be deleted??
Anonymous (ID: c4TWh03w) No.60837499
>>60837409
cuz hes a jeet but enough about you